I hate people that go “you can’t break up with me”.
@threateninglyamusing2864 жыл бұрын
Yes I can watch me
@codyvandestouwe5754 жыл бұрын
@@threateninglyamusing286 yah watch me ....."swoohhhffffff" hes gone...wow-
@gam3r2014 жыл бұрын
I know right
@payback_edouard15004 жыл бұрын
facts like yes i can i just did
@gam3r2014 жыл бұрын
@@payback_edouard1500 I actually had a girl say that I wasn't allowed to break up with her and I said " ok" I was 9
@No-ml4wp4 жыл бұрын
Nah mate, if a girl did that to me she is paying for everything, every single penny, I’ll watch her count it out
@tt01krunkerpoggers144 жыл бұрын
And then she hittin the streets hard
@poopoo-mw9is4 жыл бұрын
Same
@StaticViperVR4 жыл бұрын
I agree, doesn't matter what my parents say, at THAT point, she's coughing up every single penny.
@nicho57744 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Oldsongarchive4 жыл бұрын
@@StaticViperVR Literally coughing them up.
@capitalofTX4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but if my girlfriend ever did something like this; she’s an NPC ragdoll in my eyes now
@saws48274 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughin
@kingzodem26714 жыл бұрын
Equal rights equal fights
@OK-fu5zc4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes jimmy get me Minecraft sword
@madisonmcclammy82494 жыл бұрын
Fgff
@d00m_live4 жыл бұрын
I'd prolly throw her across the room if she destroyed my setup.
@Neos45004 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title, I was like "No wonder she's his ex."
@kevoelevo884 жыл бұрын
DAYYYYYMN
@september_11th_new_york4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this I said true what were you expecting me to say omg so swagger what its not like were in 2015 man like don't expect so much
@nattybear70314 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🤣 me to
@raptorjesusleaderofthebroc56264 жыл бұрын
*Calls scrubby crazy*
@ur_-_death92354 жыл бұрын
Its okay for the gaming setup to ruin your girlfriend. But when your girlfriend ruins your gaming setup its over.
@silvernova34764 жыл бұрын
"So you value video games more than a woman?" Me: *YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT*
@oneforkong66974 жыл бұрын
Bros before hoes
@luc4s_084 жыл бұрын
“Know your place, trash”
@Fxfsdffgdgxgxgxgxgx4 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@freezabeatzz91894 жыл бұрын
yessir
@thechefofbadcontent70994 жыл бұрын
obviously she has never heard of alita battle angel.
@ezrasutandar3664 жыл бұрын
Cousin: post happy birthday Ex girlfriend: so you chosen death
@thepriestgodneverpaid4 жыл бұрын
ngl i think that meme died a while ago so note that down
@modihasn79114 жыл бұрын
Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@rehaanchopra10944 жыл бұрын
@@thepriestgodneverpaid NOTED
@thepriestgodneverpaid4 жыл бұрын
@@rehaanchopra1094 Can you stop being used... FOR 5 MINUTES!
@raccoonking20103 жыл бұрын
YGS
@jessicaowens87194 жыл бұрын
Cousin: Hey bro, long time no see! Girlfriend: *LITERALLY SMASHES HIS SKULL SO HARD THAT THE WIND AROUND HIS HEAD SHATTERS INTO PIECES*
@OnlyLacial4 жыл бұрын
Tf?
@con.4214 жыл бұрын
That's some cartoony stuff man idk
@egorsdeimos35234 жыл бұрын
Also the cousin was a chick.
@MonodySpade4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Alabama... "You're dumpimg me for your cousin arent you!!!"
@syan22404 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@floriangramsch90363 жыл бұрын
Lol I think it’s like “ Cousin: “You’re dumping me for a girl that isn’t ur cousin?””
@rockysock30164 жыл бұрын
my ex gf: *breaks my gaming setup* me: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE
@SleepyyLazyy4 жыл бұрын
The PC cant be harmed if the gamer is armed
@qurtyz4 жыл бұрын
Hippity hack her neck go crack
@rockysock30164 жыл бұрын
@@qurtyz lmoa
@youraveragejdmenthusiast4304 жыл бұрын
@@SleepyyLazyy LIGHT UP KEY BOARDS MUST BE PROTECTED WITH LIGHTSABERS
@Exodus-sh5mq4 жыл бұрын
Ex GF: breaks setup Me: you have lost all life privileges...
@mrmud85314 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about the gaming setup damage he sound like his about to cry
@syan22404 жыл бұрын
*I* was about to cry.... She's insasne!!!
@eumondcole29604 жыл бұрын
Same
@alekzynot16783 жыл бұрын
Dude, I would cry for hours, cause she would have just caused hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars to MY stuff, I would sue her so much that she couldn't recover from it financially forever.
@sasukeuzumaki69694 жыл бұрын
Who ever did that is a heartless monster
@alexduncan56404 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@nikmohdhanafi4 жыл бұрын
Ryan is a heartless monster (joke)
@ec225614 жыл бұрын
Me did I changed the color of the l.e.d.s
@ixecream4 жыл бұрын
Id take out a gun the ten go SCRAHHHHHHHH pop pop pop scitity cepop pop pop pop
@mrsandwhich58594 жыл бұрын
SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ymx40844 жыл бұрын
When she punched the monitor I felt like Yoda in order 66 there is a great disturbance in the PC
@Sly91924 жыл бұрын
Bruh your connection to the force must have been damaged because I felt the disturbance from the title
@DarthJarJar233 жыл бұрын
@@Sly9192 same here
@nikhilshenoy15554 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if his parents took out the belt because someone at school was bullying him.
@colecozy43984 жыл бұрын
If his parents said "you need to pay for it", he could've gone to her parents, and attempted an "mature adult to adult conversation" about her destructive rampage on his electronics, (and hopefully the parents would not be as insane as the daughter) and they would force her to pay him money to replace the destroyed electronics, then this dude could pull an r/maliciouscompliance on his parents and say, "I did pay to replace it with my money, because I'm the one who had the cash and went to the store and bought them."
@chewyjcb60414 жыл бұрын
I’d probably be more angry at my parents then the girl cause yeh she did it but maybe she would’ve payed but my parents are meant to be on my side
@lukasmicic45794 жыл бұрын
Same, those parents are even worse then her. If he just reported her for destroying his pc, he would get a new one and wouldn't have to work his ass off. I am disguisted by his parents.
@etheosultimate4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he needs to dump his parents and tbh maybe even sue them AND the ex
@Lica_The_Furry4 жыл бұрын
I would press charges on the ex for destruction of property at that point, regardless of what my parents want me to do.
@owyemen93674 жыл бұрын
I would make my parents pay for it honestly if they're that dumb
@CaptainWolfie972 жыл бұрын
His parents just pissed me off more than she did, that’s ridiculous that he had to pay for the damage that she caused, haven’t they ever heard of “you break it you buy it” like that’s destruction of property pretty sure that’s grounds for her paying for the shit, I think they just didn’t want to deal with her parents so they took the wussy way out and made him pay for it what a bunch of pansies
@xTANNA34 жыл бұрын
What did the poor PC do? She needs to get sued
@konori41884 жыл бұрын
Nice rhymes man
@adambalderstone70074 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Kash.Racing4 жыл бұрын
Hearing that she knocked his pc off the desk literally made me cry
@timmy70074 жыл бұрын
@@notChocoMilk bout to say
@yoshikagekira6314 жыл бұрын
That Banana skin is the only thing i approve from Fortnite.
@Sly91924 жыл бұрын
@@yoshikagekira631 What about Fish Sticks
@Kash.Racing4 жыл бұрын
@@notChocoMilkI’ve been having a glitch where I can’t change it sooo
@TheAmazinApollo4 жыл бұрын
When i saw the vid title i was like “this is a joke right.”
@alexroup81914 жыл бұрын
2nd
@cloughydacat13354 жыл бұрын
3rd
@kt2nicee4 жыл бұрын
4th carry on the ritual
@shino13004 жыл бұрын
7th
@Qaptyl4 жыл бұрын
im mobile gamer i have no setup hajajajajaja
@akkrekz4 жыл бұрын
i would've walked into my parents room and smashed their TV and their phones and say "go work for it now were equal"
@Baloo-foo4 жыл бұрын
Those 2 dislikes are the ex and her mom
@OK-fu5zc4 жыл бұрын
Dang they have 31 accounts ok
@lockyervalleyfishrestockin83264 жыл бұрын
F’s inn the chat she needs to pay for that
@Samuel-qi7in4 жыл бұрын
F F F F F F F F F F
@trollsquad36053 жыл бұрын
F
@JacobT4 жыл бұрын
I’m actually going to start building a PC here soon, and this just made me so stressed about it.
@charlottekuro50994 жыл бұрын
dude same my older brother is going to build me one around february
@JacobT4 жыл бұрын
@@charlottekuro5099 nice man! I’m saving up right now and my cousin is helping me find good parts. AMD or Intel build?
@charlottekuro50994 жыл бұрын
@@JacobT not really sure he's building the pc for 500$, but yeah he did say wait till february for parts, thats what I'm guessing
@JacobT4 жыл бұрын
@@charlottekuro5099 nice man!!!
@charlottekuro50994 жыл бұрын
@@JacobT i'll let you know when its finish
@isaacdoesitall834 жыл бұрын
Thx for uploading vids. Whenever I am having a hard time in school, I put my earbuds in and it helps me concentrate.
@aubreybrown14804 жыл бұрын
The title gives me a n x i e t y
@fitzgeraldsatori-gameplayi55524 жыл бұрын
What's even worse is that the tv is broken as well, so f
@Fxfsdffgdgxgxgxgxgx4 жыл бұрын
What if she recked his whole house
@fitzgeraldsatori-gameplayi55524 жыл бұрын
@@Fxfsdffgdgxgxgxgxgx Since the parents are going to make the dude pay for his gaming setup, well.......working hours go brrrr
@gam3r2014 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend who destroyed my ps5
@goodusername694 жыл бұрын
@@gam3r201 dump em
@dynamout29784 жыл бұрын
If my parents ever made me replace my own setup after this, then they can say goodbye to everything they love, because they just said that to me. I don't care who you are you wreck MY personal belongings you're going to pay for it.
@Sourkeyz3 жыл бұрын
Exactly ill go get a bat and start smashing their belongings then say well you let me in to this world so I guess you have to pay for it
@pugquzza29903 жыл бұрын
Hahaha sorry was hunting someone any tips
@theppman52594 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: destroys gaming setup Me: then you will die braver than most
@f.wesleyhalljr47574 жыл бұрын
"Dogwater strats" Fu****g classic ROFLMAO from the way back machine! Kudos my Vegas brother!!!!
@pnkicecreem4594 жыл бұрын
When your perents make you pay for something that someone did , that's when you know your parents love that person more than you.
@titussoke96854 жыл бұрын
O_O
@nathancerdeno79864 жыл бұрын
Felt that bro
@pnkicecreem4594 жыл бұрын
@@nathancerdeno7986 I'm sorry
@dandielwolf88234 жыл бұрын
Parent : You pay for the damage Me listening : No Amount of Bruh can comprehend the bruhness of this moment
@thatfancyguy11374 жыл бұрын
Stabs poetically
@whatifcorp35414 жыл бұрын
If something like this happens to me I WOKE UP CHRIS BREEZY
@idkidk3184 жыл бұрын
Man don’t post these no more I’m crying
@blaze_y58984 жыл бұрын
Same if that happened to me she might go out of the house head first. (for legal reasons that is a joke)
@RandomPersonOnYoutube-isinuse4 жыл бұрын
@@blaze_y5898 I think to a certain degree you can assult someone if they aren’t leaving your property and damging their property, she woulda got swung on anyway
@cizy61374 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPersonOnKZbin-isinuse ikr
@Ian-kx8cl4 жыл бұрын
Thaught you had pewdiepie pfp
@Imvixxy4 жыл бұрын
bro if my girl would break my setup i would call the cops and make her pay for the entire damage gamers you cant say that youre setup is youre most prized posetion
@BxnObama_4 жыл бұрын
If she punches my monitor the first time I am calling the police.
@arcturus18794 жыл бұрын
For destruction of property
@cryingalone75723 жыл бұрын
Nah break he nose. Easy choice and she would actually learn
@gonianraz4 жыл бұрын
Me: *exists* Girlfriend in the story: *I SWEAR YOU SHALL BE RUSHCOPPLEBOPPLESOOPLE YOU DONUT IMA EAT UR SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOUR EXISTANCE*
@WesleyGarnerGuy4 жыл бұрын
3:40 "Halfway through your breakup and you have to take an emergency trip to the dentist because your top lip got punched through your upper lip I dont even know what that means but I know it would hurt to get punched in the face that's for dang sure." Scrubby. 🤣🤣
@slimreaper71114 жыл бұрын
That’s the worst thing that could happen even worse then breaking a bone
@shadowviper51604 жыл бұрын
If my ex did that to me I’m pressing charges and I’m punching her so hard u will hear the snap of her ankle and her facial bone
@sleepyheadxp4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowviper5160 thats kinda illegal
@shadowviper51604 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyheadxp well she broke my shit and attacked me so self defense
@sleepyheadxp4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowviper5160 she didn't physically hurt you so no thats not self defense
@shadowviper51604 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyheadxp no she psychically attacked me so yeah that’s self defense
@xsforreal4 жыл бұрын
I don't see how people can let other people break their stuff and not go to the police / court about it
@azzyg0884 жыл бұрын
When your so early that there are no views
@ghanimuhammad1194 жыл бұрын
I came in at 67 views and it’s only been one minute
@oneforkong66974 жыл бұрын
@@ghanimuhammad119 so close yet not there
@ga1axii4 жыл бұрын
I saw the original comment it was “when you are so early there are no views”
@ga1axii4 жыл бұрын
You changed it again it said “brogle”
@akmemeopsyt84834 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is great
@lindaborevius18734 жыл бұрын
I love to just listen to these storytimes while layin in bed tryna sleep with mi noice cancelling headphones. Keep it up bro.
@thelastronin71454 жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk about how his knife name is “skuffed” on the csgo gameplay?
@vendia17474 жыл бұрын
it’s all coming together 🤯 /j
@Lucah_Al4 жыл бұрын
He always has some meme/troll name in his videos
@alekzynot16783 жыл бұрын
Nah, there's no need.
@loocer4 жыл бұрын
The moment Scrubs started describing the damage I literally felt it in my heart
@ognjenstepanovic31214 жыл бұрын
If my ex distroyd my gaming setup I would distroyd her life
@keyofthekingdom61194 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity your life force is now my property
@ognjenstepanovic31214 жыл бұрын
Yes
@qurtyz4 жыл бұрын
i just want to cry, this is a sad gamer moment.
@lilfade22624 жыл бұрын
I would be pissed, and also for part two of how he gets revenge
@un1t4532 жыл бұрын
Bruh I would have called the cops on her, she caused at least a thousand probably more due to vandalism and destruction of property
@NahNuh214 жыл бұрын
Don’t know which is worse stealing a dog or breaking a game setup
@Bobaget4 жыл бұрын
If it’s a puppy that’s probably a little bit worse
@kingkayfabe53584 жыл бұрын
You can get the dog back...
@AntiHero24 жыл бұрын
I mean depends
@titussoke96854 жыл бұрын
9:11 those parents were no help man, just hearing that made me so mad, I couldn't even imagine how mad if that happend.
@nukesgameing28314 жыл бұрын
My family would have pressed charges faster than a bullet leaving the chamber of a firearm
@theroyalenderman25984 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say that your my favorite KZbinr and stories are the most entertaining thing I find on KZbin most of the time so I hope you this
@nattybear70314 жыл бұрын
If you’re gaming set up gets messed up Rest In Peace your soul
@jjthemoonman80914 жыл бұрын
I love the vibes u give off haha 😂 love the videos man keep it up
@mr.amphibian84184 жыл бұрын
I like when there’s gameplay in the background
@walmartbargainbin4 жыл бұрын
The most important things to remember when breaking up: - Don’t break up at your house - Don’t break up at their house - Don’t break up over text - Don’t break up in person(if they wild) up
@CT--my4lf4 жыл бұрын
So what do you do?
@chewyjcb60414 жыл бұрын
3:15 grandma Brenda pretty hot tho
@Theblackshiba4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jawadhaoui32184 жыл бұрын
"No joke, no scam, your gaming rig is gonna get destroyed." Jokes on you. It doesn't even exist.
@hulk98003 жыл бұрын
What if it doesn't exist cos it got destroyed 😂😂
@Gun14Slinger4 жыл бұрын
If it were me I would have got my phone and recorded her destroying my set up, called the cops, show the cops the video, and send the video to her parents hoping something will be done to lack a better word have her compensate the damages.
@timbagtu68504 жыл бұрын
As a man of culture, who respects gamers. My thought and prayers go out to this poor bro.
@paleofkale97934 жыл бұрын
Bro, the second she’s out the door I’m calling the cops and telling them that my ex just broke $5000 worth of equipment
@cyanideboy55464 жыл бұрын
Scrubs: everything was good he was vibing. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked
@ICEE3844 жыл бұрын
ME thinking why dont u just sue her also me hears the parents say u gotta pay up also also me bruh
@gunnerjoel32844 жыл бұрын
The girl probably was secretly in love with her cousin on the low lol. People tend to project their jealous tendencies onto their partner by accusing them of the same thing they’re doing
@juicebotyt12964 жыл бұрын
Anyone else like Ryan’s voice? Am I alone in this situation.
@QuantumZephyr4 жыл бұрын
the visual of a setup getting destroyed crushed my soul
@Pizzapikachu-qm4zq4 жыл бұрын
Day 45 of waiting for more stories from the old folks home
@LuXLuvsU4 жыл бұрын
Wow your still waiting
@LuXLuvsU4 жыл бұрын
Head to his insta and tell him
@stress54514 жыл бұрын
I always listen to these whenever I clean and it making cleaning feel some what fun
@arandomcomic29934 жыл бұрын
Hi scrub hows your day going
@naughtyhunter25314 жыл бұрын
The 'What did he saaayyy?' Towards the end killed me
@peperionipizza24944 жыл бұрын
Dang none of us has watched the whole vid yet lol
@nuevetwok4 жыл бұрын
this poor guy was prolly thinkin i shouldve jus ghosted her
@raymundor.bautista71514 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the notification so fast
@arandomcomic29934 жыл бұрын
Ayo me too!
@richardsansbury56494 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@JustMeBG-h8w4 жыл бұрын
3:02 I know everyone imagined the "Ha-Poof" Sound effect when the guy in the game play grabbed the nuke.
@aydenwilliams76534 жыл бұрын
Bro I allmoast got the code sadly I couldn’t I wanted to buy my sister something with it :/
@tubelesstrippin4 жыл бұрын
Tuff
@kevoelevo884 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@sheldonforbes84894 жыл бұрын
How's your day been, your really my favorite youtuber
@nvydmusic81284 жыл бұрын
That’s just Ugh i can’t believe ppl would resort to breaking multi-thousand dollar equipment As a gamer my soul is just dead at the thought of having someone break my gaming equipment
@johnf.kennedy76384 жыл бұрын
A gaming setup is more important than anything else in the world
@odyssey47584 жыл бұрын
Me doesn’t have a good set up X destroys setup Me THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE
@ramseyyt57993 жыл бұрын
Thanks for getting me addicted to bloons ryan
@babayaga42924 жыл бұрын
Girl: you know you can repair a broken heart but have fun repairing this. Boy: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
@V2_PLUSHIE4 жыл бұрын
Me:*grabs springlock suit* Also Me to that women:IT WILL ONLY HURT FOR A BIT
@Olilego4 жыл бұрын
Ex: breaks my pc Me: breaks her spine
@d45h694 жыл бұрын
Okay, we can agree, if he or she breaks yo gaming setup, leave that significant other, unless you deserved it. Idk, breaking stuff like that doesn’t pass the vibe check
@manmadeofc4s924 жыл бұрын
i always watch your videos before i go to sleep, and i will never stop watching. ᓚᘏᗢ
@Operator_Keys4 жыл бұрын
If my girlfriend would Break my Setup i swear to god she wouldnt leave this world without playing back every single Penny
@ffekieyeezy4 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna be weird but my cat loves your videos, I was watching an old story time and my cat came in literally watched the video for all 7 minutes and she comes in now every time I watch she falls asleep to your vids and hangs out
@bruh-ck9xo4 жыл бұрын
my heart broke when he said she sweeped the monitor off the desk
@des3634 жыл бұрын
I dont think the pc wys on the desk
@mad14784 жыл бұрын
I would ignore my parents and still press charges Edit: and I would sue the parents for assisting the crime which that technically did by not letting him sue the girl
@Ghodum4 жыл бұрын
this one hurt. this one reached into my soul and crushed it
@watermelonlimeadeb70574 жыл бұрын
Scrubby: Stay away from crazy people Scrubbys entire story time channel: *Scrubby meeting crazy people*
@DustyJones1997BGCL3 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't want a girlfriend but I want a girl to hangout with no strings attached.
@Todd.R64 жыл бұрын
Her: *destroys my setup* Me: *planning to sue* Time me.
@AJ-ds9lr4 жыл бұрын
"WhatDidHeSaIEay?" The Voice crack!! xD Love your content bro!
@localpotatolikesturtles4 жыл бұрын
SalEay? What when just write the time of when it was in reply
@AJ-ds9lr4 жыл бұрын
@@localpotatolikesturtles 10:05
@ethanthimpson95334 жыл бұрын
9:00 anyone else thinking “way not just sue her too”
@ramon-80034 жыл бұрын
scrubby: "stay away from crazy people, but of course this doesn't apply me" and to be honest i hope this man charges her for money to pay for the damages
@gingerklein36914 жыл бұрын
If this happened and she said “nO yoU caNt LeaVe mE” I’m going to grab a sharp thing and tell to fluff off
@chaffy58623 жыл бұрын
Car gets destroyed: thats all right GAMING SETUP GETS DESTROYED: I MIGHT GO JUMP OF A BRIDGE NOW THERES NO POINT IN LIVING
@tophatgames433 жыл бұрын
The moment she punched the first monitor she would have been knocked out like a Batman Arkham takedown if that was me
@Albertfingerdoodle2234 жыл бұрын
my aunt died of covid on wesday last week and your videos bring me joy
@drixxlesblvs63814 жыл бұрын
The voice crack when he says" huh what did he say"lmao