Garbage malware

[@Pixelcraftian]

“This is a sham, viewers.” _”I don’t even see a sham.”_

[@loltyler8816]

Lol😂

[@ceoofshitpost1271]

Verified youtuber hunt

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Yo pixel

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

I was a big fan of you

[@aka_littes9769]

lol

[@choppergunner8650]

E-mail: "Here's my virus. It seriously destroys the PC" Built-in e-mail Avast: f r e e o f v i r u s e s

[@Kristibek]

When even Avast knows the virus is trash

[@clementpruvost8670]

I'm proud of France, my country.

[@unstoppableluckq9985]

Free of viruses or free viruses?🤔

[@choppergunner8650]

@@unstoppableluckq9985 More like, free of content. That shit is trash lmaooo

[@unstoppableluckq9985]

@@choppergunner8650 yessirrr agreeddd

[@awwastor]

Someone should make a virus that removes the “You need to activate windows” message in the corner on inactivated windows, and show a message “You need to deactivate Windows” on legal copies.

[@skorhed287]

yes

[@Minimum3Dashers]

exactly! just modify it instead of removing.

[@dragonistana]

Please

[@avatard.chiken4811]

oh fuck yea

[@RealDreadmania]

I'll do it.

[@Unused-b4j]

malware in 2010s: stronk malware in 2020s: please run as admin!1!1!1!

[@randomgoogleaccount4868]

Malware 2010: i renamed every folder I encrypted everything Malware 2020: yOuR ComPiler is UnlIcensEd

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@idk what to put here *2023

[@notthatntg]

2010: ALL YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN ENCRYPTED 2020: tHiS PrOgRaM WaS MaDe wItH An uNlIcEnSeD CoMpIlEr

[@crepechan]

@Inky! • 800y ago *2069

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

One time a friend of mine got a virus that changed every file to a PDF

[@Windows11Official]

Me: "Hey these viruses aren't actually that bad" Enderman: "Disgusting" Me: "Disgusting"

[@Angela-Merkel]

Most of them were simple e-bombs so yea they're pretty bad

[@imthebestblackmen]

@@talkinglukashenko4303 sorry dude got little stressed

[@talkinglukashenko4303]

@@imthebestblackmen it's ok

[@fazohny7085]

@@talkinglukashenko4303 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIHHZqykrLuCick

[@Windows-no8fh]

Copy cat

[@boxofcereal]

Reminds me of that part in Papers Please where someone tries to plant a bomb and when the guard sees it he just starts ranting about how low quality and poorly produced it is.

[@JetFalcon710]

Oh yeah lmao, that's one of my favorite events in all of Papers, Please

[@Indoseptic]

He is the Gordon Ramsay of malware

[@NotJohnTanner]

The virus is fuckin RAW

[@forestfaint9269]

Where's the malware sauce?!

[@PlanetComputer]

sdfg

[@HouraisanShijuushichi]

BRUH I ACTUALLY COMMENTED IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT LOOKING FOR THE COMMENTS IF IT'S ALREADY HERE XDDDDDDD

[@ebisuminoru]

The malware tastes like fuckin shit you idiot XD

[@EStartive]

Imagine needing to tell your victim to run your .exe file as an administrator because you were too lazy to figure it out.

[@NottAzureShorts]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@PlanetComputer]

fas

[@politicallyambiguous8424]

Indeed. Like that wouldn't be suspicious.

[@monnamonsta]

ikr

[@Versuffe]

@T3ch M4hst3r school computers or work or non admin users will have to sign in to a user

[@Palexite]

Baby shark Trojan: “HAHAHAHAHAHA, I SIGNED YOU OUT OF YOUR PC-“ Enderman: (pulls task manager out, and ends task.)

[@pold111]

technically all that did was end explorer and enderman restarted it so

[@GulibleKarma20]

you need to use SHUTDOWN /p to make it not give a warning

[@xian654]

clad

[@Dark_Ninja77]

he aborted the shutdown then started the windows explorer again technically every program was shut down including the trojan but he started the pc again

[@krzysztofw8809]

Everyone:brain damage Enderman, an intellectual: *I n t e l l e c t u a l d a m a g e *

[@krzysztofw8809]

@@minecraftify95 yes i know because i often even play minecraft so thats cool that he is a mob

[@fendy5124]

@@minecraftify95 everyone knows what minecraft is for fucks sake

[@sashikip]

wooosh

[@solarisz8118]

*"Ugh what am i thinking"* *"It's a website made by a Toddler"* LMAO

[@adabillleon8749]

@Yeroc 64 no you kid,it was a fuckin joke

[@indeepjable]

well, it did indeed look like that it was on a generic website host aswell

[@neofox2526]

they used wix 💀💀

[@RealUniCat]

@@neofox2526 they don't know about Glitch and how to code in HTML 🗿

[@cowcode]

@@RealUniCat Replit is better

[@estellebright2579]

These “malware” dont even bother to delete random system files or just destroy computer to whatever extent. Prank software at best imo, or should I say, prank script? Thanks Enderman for delivering this.

[@thepwrtank18]

"Sent from Mail for Windows 10" immediate red flag

[@UlzYT]

That thumbnail is a work of art

[@EStartive]

As always.

[@amynrobbyshalkowsk-mcgrath5917]

Yes

[@埊]

"I am not the Error Ramware, guys." "HE IS THE ERROR RAMWARE!"

[@np-3]

When the .bat is SUS 😳😳

[@keef2582]

XD

[@aviaspotter32]

Mogus referenc???????

[@Barzz]

getout.

[@selections199]

@@Barzz no u hahaha

[@fentlovea223]

amalware us

[@lorishofer2889]

-4:44 when the virus doesn't even get recognized by your AV, you know you've done something wrong...

[@mtge]

Garbage Malware: Malware from Indian "Microsoft Technicians": *O_O*

[@Sunny_chips]

@@Sophron. Lol

[@joacogg_yt]

Your profile picture killed me xd

[@mtge]

@@joacogg_yt xd

[@Random3DAnimations]

L0p p

[@mtge]

@@Random3DAnimations da fuq?

[@rogehmarbi]

This video is spitting out so much roast I can smell the ashes through my PC

[@AvEnth1]

underrated comment

[@ventalariondalord2786]

@@basedSkeleton rated comment

[@DyingSimulator]

@@basedSkeleton comment comment

[@winterblox1]

A fucking comment

[@theunknownguy1527]

@@DyingSimulator⠀

[@delinep7286]

When a kid makes malware:

[@Versuffe]

I know. Forkbomb .bat viruses are easy to make, just do a multi use .bat virus, that opens itself, forkbombs, disables internet and antivirus, copy itself to startup, mess system and more, in compatibility tab just make it run as admin

[@autimso7169]

amogus

[@delinep7286]

@@Versuffe Yeah, and just don't put references to any songs made for babies.

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@@delinep7286 baby shark has 7.8 billion views...

[@Dsyboot]

Jajajaja its treu

[@morg_ons9]

4:15 what's funny is that I used that software before. what's dirty about it is that the stuff you """""compile""""" with it only works on your pc. if you attempt to use it on any other, it won't work and it will force you to buy the pro license to remove it

[@UriahStuff]

What software?

[@RationalFunction]

​@@UriahStuffBAT2EXE.

[@WinspaceWS]

That 1 dislike is the creator of one of those trash malwares.

[@pancakes4795]

well i get why theyd be mad, they mightve worked rlly hard on it just to get trashed in a video by the guy they sent it to

[@monnamonsta]

7 now

[@_Crazyman109]

@@pancakes4795 these aren’t hard to make

[@new_guy1w]

35

[@pancakes4795]

@@_Crazyman109 i know but these are obviously beginners, god knows how long it took them to find out how to code in cmd prompt

[@axel4realz]

"this site might be sus" *amogus*

[@the_red_wolf8244]

amogus

[@littletonlover1619]

Hi I'm the creator of the very very (harmless) virus, I'm here to tell you im happy you got the joke :-)

[@MysticianLuna_VG]

🤣🤣

[@JetSetDman]

“It’s been a while since I made a video about the trash malware people send me” God, that’s nearing Michael Reeves levels of “the things you send me are fucking awful” and i love it

[@izkuipers]

Here's one for you: Create a batch file, and put "%0 | %0" in it (without quotes) run it, and be greeted with the smallest fork bomb out there.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

Now I'm curious, idk shit about vb I see 2 0s so I assume dats a division by 0?

[@dustytux]

Run this in your phone: *_boom() { boom|boom & }; boom_*

[@chrisrodriguezm13]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@dustytuxIt’s actually :(){:|:&};:

[@skld-xm]

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS .bat is not Visual Basic! But %0 is batch for the active task, pipe %0 tells that to run itself again, so you get a loop of processes.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I love how this guy reacts to programs made to literally trash a person's computer like they're barely a mild inconvenience

[@T1MAGEDDON]

because they're really not that destructive, worst they can do is bluescreen due to how much junk they run at once

[@GogiRegion]

@@T1MAGEDDON Agreed. These were basically all just things written by script kiddies who watched a video on how to write a virus in Visual Basic with no actual computer knowledge on how to do any real damage.

[@teresapacura4418]

@@GogiRegion i wanna make some malware and send it to him though im 11 and i have no clue how to code. im not gonna watch a short tutorial and go "oh ok ima make some garbage and send it"

[@epicmanpog7846]

@@teresapacura4418 please don't post your age online

[@MrAsynchro]

@@epicmanpog7846 uh what is that gonna do lol

[@rodaguj5718]

1:36 "Garanti sans virus" thats so "good" that the email can't detect it

[@armandoromanm]

Omg thank you! This was an extremely useful and simple tutorial. I'm not sure if I would have been able to install without it

[@juoig7799]

Most of this malware was mostly harmless fork bombs that just make the computer get really laggy and eventually crash.

[@GroupNebula563]

1:06 this inspired me to make a fork bomb that spams “you have been fake prank not virused” in cmd

[@djcrafter9626]

1:36 No one: Absolutely no one: Avast: NoPe NoT a ViRuS

[@kirbycube]

when I saw "this site may be sus" part of me died

[@the_red_wolf8244]

amogus

[@littletonlover1619]

Lol I felt the same when I made it :-)

[@AntiCassNeedsHelp]

@@littletonlover1619 YO-

[@AntiCassNeedsHelp]

Send me the bat file and I will totally improve it, maybe?​@@littletonlover1619

[@nb70783]

that baby shark "virus" is seriously very annoying though

[@HeidenLam]

Next, make a “Awesome Malware” video with those intentional trash malware.

[@rootabeta9015]

Someone should hook him up with actually decent malware. It doesn't take too much to build an AV-resistant executable that hands full control over to some yokel with a copy of msf...

[@oosha2000]

Baby sharkware lol The best way to overcome addiction to baby shark for your young siblings.

[@m_anicicc]

Viruses: We are gonna destroy pc's Enderman with task manager:Am i a joke to you?

[@Iwantthehandlesillydemon]

i accidentally found a way to skip the OOBE in windows 10, while its at the "getting ready" screen you need to restart. then it will give you an error but you can shift+f10 this screen so run explorer and your in. please im just 8 and i dont feel like testing it again:).

[@theairblow]

You're legally not allowed to have a Google account.

[@CatCraftYT]

@@theairblow who gives a crap

[@VoAviation]

@@theairblow smh man let the kid enjoy

[@VoAviation]

@@theairblow Also, according to the ToS, "if you are a minor in your country, you must always have your parent or guardian’s permission before using the Service" which means he can legally have an account.

[@theairblow]

@@VoAviation, afaik children under 13 should use KZbin for Kids, and this video is not marked as "content for children", so he faked his birthday when he registered an account

[@Chocice75]

Why do people always label their not-so-good malware (can you even call a forkbomb malware?) as a virus? Viruses hide themselves in other files, none of those "viruses" hid themselves in other files. (And most of them were just boring forkbombs.)

[@krzysztofw8809]

1:46 that reminds me of one of the msg boxes in MEMZ ☺

[@kronoseqq]

Yes

[@chrisrodriguezm13]

sameE

[@lillythefox21283]

0:40 Vbs scrips can run PowerShell commands that could use a UAC bypass to edit registry and all sorts with administrator privileges

[@pipez_7595]

I just wanna make a malware that occasionally opens notepad and types gibberish slowly.

[@therealchaosguy]

Nah nah, it just slowly and painfully cycles your desktop through every frame of rickroll while removing every icon Edit: You can still use the files, they’re just all renamed “gottem” with no icon so you have to guess what’s what, hope you memorized!

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Make it happen at random intervals, force itself to be the top thing open, zero way to minimize it, and make it like half a second per character for 10 minutes to be truly evil.

[@Milanesso777]

"Sans virus" *why is wanna cry playing megalovania*

[@Minto107]

Wow, this is kind of stuff one would create in primary school

[@del3740]

1:31 “this is my first malware” “guaranteed without virus” LMAOAOAOOA

[@chrisrodriguezm13]

It’s Garanti sans virus 💀

[@ReidAstrea]

This guy is savage, he is just roasting everyone lmao

[@View_V1]

I love the error say baby shark doddododododdodododod!!! Lol that was funny

[@Truescreen]

Plot twist: The malware was meant to cause intellectual damage instead of property damage.

[@scrapmechgaming]

i made an actual virus with multiple batch files. The first crashes the pc than it run another one that deletes some important files so you can’t boot anymore

[@bruthababoon4277]

“This site may be sus” is easily the best part of the video

[@h0tyyAlcatel]

Isn't it a bad idea to send malware with gmail like it could get you banned?

[@KingGamingReal]

the sequel to one of the best videos on the channel

[@321sas]

3:56 thats my favorite song!

[@Yuzemite]

To me, the Baby Shark one is like the cheap version of the 000 virus.

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

1:59 Who tf licenses a compiler

[@AntiShadman6969]

Actually yeah, who's the individual in the right mind would code in a motherfuckin' paid compiler?! Unless it's some sort of company with private data and other bs

[@Pokeskyler]

I love you're vids. They inspire me a lot because my dad dosent let me install virtual box. Also keep up the good work!

[@TtEL]

your*

[@Pokeskyler]

@@TtEL thanks for the correction.

[@heart_locket2]

your'e* ​@@TtEL

[@jahaandhamecha6559]

virus: "you can't defeat me with any antivirus" antivirus: "oh, I know but he can" He: Enderman

[@Cxltyy]

0:56 calculator jumpscare

[@jahjah2330]

if u guys wanna know the music at 0:29 is Different(Bonus) by tlg pluto

[@fakerickcommentingonmemes5223]

4:53 When the site is sus 😳

[@VoAviation]

(insert jerma face)

[@jodyotero]

I made the website lol

[@nandor613]

4:58 Amogus Garry's mod... My dream has come true!!! 5:23 What... Oh no, not again!

[@maykab]

"Hi!This is my first malware! It seriously destroys your PC!" Me: I regret seeing this. 🥚🥚🥚🥚 Happy Easter! 🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@kronoseqq]

:(

[@kronoseqq]

But idk how to turn a batch to executable legitly

[@imold1029]

@@kronoseqq are you one of the guys who made malware on this video?

[@smc415]

@@kronoseqq 1. You REALLY don't need it to be a EXE, if you want a EXE, do some actual coding like C or Visual Basic or something, not Batch 2. Did you make one of those """viruses""" by any chance?

[@sambam2488]

How do you counter a virus/malware like the cpu was full and then with a command it was gone. And the screen was black and it was fixed all of a sudden

[@kevinjoarand7907]

Great video, I really like how you know how to act in those situations, I know it shouldn't be too hard if you know what you're doing. But yea I'd probs be helpess, but I'm also planning to go learn programming in the future so maybe then I'll understand better what you're doing :D

[@zombs0]

ctrl+shift+esc for taskmgr then you just cancel shutdown with shutdown -a and restart explorer

[@edenkrs1]

guy: "here's my virus:(download link)" enderman: "the guy was humble and nice"

[@GreenC-yl7hs]

I'm so sad.... there was this one song you used to use a ton, but now I can't find it anymore.

[@thejdmguy]

Baby shark trojan malware is similar to a malware I have installed 3 months ago but I had the task manager opened luckily

[@vapor-sings]

These chapter names are amazing lol

[@PointFear]

in terms of

[@theairispure4314]

5:24 - Forkbombed again

[@lukaskos2516]

What's the music at 0:30?

[@PointFear]

You dumb dumb It literally shows it in the beginning

[@doge_winxp4825]

“I don’t expect much from one .vbs script” ILOVEYOU and Melissa viruses: “Am i a joke to you?”

[@glazinglilly9589]

5:36 pause, screenshot, read on the toilet

[@GlobeSR]

3:12 this is a very beautiful video, unfortunately :/ i got the same type of malware and forgot to open the task manager and my pc shut down, i couldnt boot into windows anymore

[@yeahnvmnvm1331]

Meh you could just reinstall windows or try to get rid of the problem with a bootable usb

[@plantguy_1]

When the site is sus.😳😳😳😳😳

[@rainyxdays497]

widows

[@deadassbird3763]

*mirrorsoft widows*

[@saghwteam]

When the malware doesn't damage your PC but damages your intellectual capacity instead

[@nothera]

hot take: if you don't know how to use a vm, you shouldn't be making malware

[@OTDFPlayzorStudiosOFFICIAL]

The song from the album was called Space Queen

[@codrutx]

This is one of my favorite series.

[@Belzebru]

what is your wallpaper? i like it a lot lol

[@satin360]

3:55 2013 flashbacks

[@skoopercantdraw]

Virus: ye ye baby shark dododooo haha have fun with a broken pc Enderman: **deletes all baby shark files** Virus: u weren't supposed to do that

[@jtracome87]

good video haven't watched it yet, but you can't go wrong with enderman

[@ottergauze]

Seeing "viruses" made using Batch and VBS scripts genuinely reminds me of how I got started off. These were just as about as dime-a-dozen and easily fixable as those were, and I was 9 when I made them.

[@rbxless]

"garry's mod cracked" 4 year olds: *s u s*

[@littletonlover1619]

Lol true - from the creator (me)

[@theliteralcow]

i would seriously crap the shit out of me, literally, even that its a garbage virus it still scares me

[@TheIndianRoaster]

The cal.vbs is my virus lol 😂

[@TheIndianRoaster]

Eh

[@autimso7169]

@@TheIndianRoaster Eh

[@TheIndianRoaster]

@Lucas Zhu I know how to use a *VM* but I wanted to be in his video lol 😂

[@TheIndianRoaster]

@Lucas Zhu I use VMware

[@ieuuuu]

I did get a “your pc will restart in 1 minute” then I got a recovery screen for low memory LOL

[@KimandStephy_playz]

2:55 BAbY ShaRk DOdoDodODoododododoOdDoDDodoODO

[@greasious]

Enderman: If i could read your grammar Also Endaerman's tags: #endermanch

[@conniehippensteel7427]

🥶😭🤗🪆🙈😂🤢🙆🫂😻👄😅😆🥺😸🈶☹️👁️♥️🐼🤯🤔❤️🤬😱🐶🥰✌️👿🦈🦕💟🛌🙄🦷😹

[@vexanval]

Im suprised someone just didnt write in a .bat file "del system32" lol it works

[@nathanb011]

How can a compiler even be unlicensed? Every compiler I've ever used has been FOSS.

[@und4287]

It's batch2exe, kind of pointless

[@nathanb011]

@@und4287 bro just make the exe yourself embed the batch file and make a c script to run it.

[@btarg1]

I would love to see reviews of the good ones that your viewers have made! I'd be happy to submit my own too

[@distortions]

" This program was made with an unlicensed compiler. please buy the PRO version to distribute your EXE. " LMAO

[@nekoSs01]

1:20 that sync

[@gamerberry52]

real

[@fenzy6433]

To this day i havent seen enderman make a "good virus" , but only him complaining.

[@Itzsten]

Great to see the video back again!

[@storagetera]

Nobody : hey man check the garbages we made Enderman: i have diabetics now '

[@skonaslp]

What happened to malwat.ch and why are you developing malwarewatch.org?

[@CrazycatASG]

I lost my sh*t at 4:36. I CAN'T ESCAPE EVEN USING ENDERMEN

[@Claustrophobiq]

day one of asking for a danooct1 collab

[@rogehmarbi]

Danooct still active these days? Used to watch him like 6-7 years ago along with TomKTW

[@Claustrophobiq]

@@rogehmarbi yeah he took a break for like a whole year because his daughter was sick but he is back now. I haven't been watching him nearly as long as you

[@bit64a]

Me : pls test my virus Enderman : not responding