Garrett Is Dead | The Funeral Roast

He yeeted his final yeet. See ya on the other side, Milkbean.
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[@smosh]

Appearing in the casket is the part Garrett was Bjorn to play.

[@spicymayo8950]

Kirby would have done well too 😂

[@Diogisan]

Did he get "promoted" are we going to see less of garrett😢

[@janiearledge8174]

This is gold LOL

[@nyalpiers7203]

HAHAHA

[@shazam1334]

Sounds like a brother of Mjolnir

[@choobers26]

This is probably the first Smosh roast where I felt bad for the deceased. You will be fondly remembered, Bjorn! ✊😔

[@justdrop]

Milk Bean*

[@sarahj.6326]

*Kirby

[@sidneyconner9086]

Yeah, I'm half through and I feel like I need a break hahah

[@daniellearciaga8613]

​@@sidneyconner9086 me rn in the comments look for other people who also feel this way

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@justdrop Milk Bjorn*

[@garrettpalm]

At the start of this process everyone was all “it was so hard to write roasts for you, you’re just too nice” and that was obviously a lie

[@AtomicWhiskers]

I hope you recover from this 😭 we love you Garrett!

[@roxannacarrasco8665]

We love you milk bean!!!!!!

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

You can use these roasts as fuel for your EIOYI creations

[@constanza1014]

I love you!!

[@RiftLegacy]

This one felt pretty brutal- I hope you recover man-

[@TimeBucks]

Shayne was genuinely terrifying

[@BulletBlad3]

Mommy

[@Sis_Ayoushi]

👍

[@gopalshil349]

Hi

[@vennilamahavlogs1924]

Good

[@jannatulferdos1170]

DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCK.

[@tgephoenix1902]

Shayne looked genuinely so upset when he heard Garrett didn’t get invited to the Christmas party

[@DayDrunk]

Time?

[@binxglitch]

​@@DayDrunk42:56

[@jananisrikanth9404]

Yeah he goes "that's fked up"

[@Rose-uv2uz]

Petition to give Garret back his health insurance 😭 that man deserves the world

[@tamtri6218]

ok

[@coffeeafters3x]

He actually does have his health insurance. It's just under the name of Kirby/Bjorn.

[@jamesbowen2088]

Petitions don't pay employees. Your money does. Use that

[@prismus6520]

After the third-degree burns and the deep cuts he received from this funeral, he definitely needs that insurance money.

[@XxPunxunite]

@@jamesbowen2088 money pays a company. A company decides whether or not employees are worthy of sharing that money. If you want to nit pick

[@fakudan]

Shayne calling Amanda a POS at every funeral has become one of my favourite running gags.

[@amalaw524]

And the way that she just accepts the joke makes it so much better!

[@mike-m123]

I need to know where that came from because it seems like an inside joke between the two of them

[@tamthuong4048]

ok

[@KS-xk2so]

@@mike-m123 it really does.... if only because since the very first time he did he, she quite visibly found it hilarious lol

[@TheCvlt]

​@@mike-m123I think it's the joke that some "Fans"started calling Amanda a Shayne ripoff and a show stealer, combined with shaynes envy of her being roughly 20ft taller. So Amanda is by any means, an UPgrade to Shayne, the perfect antagonist. I want to emphazise that this is not a fact, it's just a combination of friendly banter mixed with some over enthusiastic "fans".

[@tubanesoup]

It was subtle, but I think Angela might still be upset about the cat food

[@gilly_axolotl]

Heheheheh

[@IceMetalPunk]

How can you tell?

[@classmst89]

Bruh she acting like thats the nastiest thing people have eaten on the show 😂🤣

[@juliar332]

@@classmst89 To be fair I have no idea what eating cat food does to the digestive system of feral Guinea pigs

[@classmst89]

@@juliar332 😂🤣 well you got me there, im not a vet afterall lol

[@meyshlianmarquezcolon5148]

I feel so sad after this roast, Kirby is one of my fav from Smosh and to hear from the cast and him that he isn’t invited to parties and got “restructured” to freelance is sad AF

[@gilly_axolotl]

Tbf the Christmas party thing was probably an accident

[@calliph]

@@gilly_axolotl I mean, maybe, but the cutting off Healthcare thing? That seemed pretty raw and you could see it on everyone's face.

[@Debbiefromcompliance]

@@gilly_axolotl Tbf it is still wild, wondering if he actually got invited after the initial invite because people would likely point it out

[@Debbiefromcompliance]

@@calliph also should see the live where they swerved tf away from someone asking that question

[@okii7501]

​@@Debbiefromcompliancecan i get some context :(

[@XxPunxunite]

Tommy and Garrett just airing employment grievances during this roast lmaooo

[@sarahcollins402]

I loved Courtney running out from producing to flip him off as the food girl.

[@oftheHowl]

She never flipped him off...? How'd a comment about something that didn't happen get so many likes lmao

[@afish13]

@@oftheHowl at the beginning of the video she pulled the top off her finger and was flipping him off

[@tahanilopez5390]

​@@oftheHowlyeah you need rewatch the video 💀

[@atlas_vash]

​@@oftheHowl it's literally the first thing that happens in the video lol

[@jwhite0398]

@@oftheHowl 0:17-0:21

[@johnweatherall3372]

AI Garrett’s arm movements are insane. Shayne you never cease to impress in these roasts.

[@lovehorseback]

This had me corpsing so badly 😂 Please keep this roast going!

[@randomguy037]

Reminds me of the escaped robot bit he did on tntl

[@astroblast2325]

That's just his regular stance

[@galev3955]

Shayne gets a lot of shade for being "bland cis white man", but at least he is an actually good actor. (I love all the cast really, but Shayne's acting skills really do shine from time to time, when he doesn't ruin it with his own laughter, which is never)

[@epicveve]

How long do you think did he train these movements?

[@Lmckin]

Dude the whole demoted/losing health insurance and not being invited to the Christmas party is messed up wtf

[@zoarsnowpaw3549]

@AJ etc aparently he's part-time only doing eat it or yeet it for the past year, so that's probably why he doesn't have insurance, kinda shitty about the Christmas party thing though.

[@batmansuenos]

What happened?

[@Co_mill]

Garrett we love you so much! Thank you for being such a great producer, and an even better punching bag 😅❤❤❤

[@ben-gm6iy]

great job behind the scenes!

[@emiliosifuentes8162]

Miller coming in with the Post Roast After Care

[@Arthur-Morgan42069]

Great job being born in '95 and looking 95

[@madhumadhu-pb2yz]

Nice

[@anniebell6846]

Is he really gone?😢

[@admiralredcoat]

Garrett not being invited to the Christmas party is honestly so sad.

[@yourface711]

The funeral roasts are some of my favorite videos but it's starting to feel like when Mom and Dad talk how broke they are in front of you as a kid and its stressing me out lmao

[@molly.matilda]

yes this

[@matthewlimerick8337]

literally so much of this, i love the videos but there is CLEARLY so much going on from an HR and production stand point

[@jacforswear18]

I guess the difference is they the viewers are adults and can actually use that discomfort to advocate for the people who are making the content they are consuming….

[@mfitzburger5137]

As someone who's so thin skinned even the Noah roast had me feeling concerned....I feel seen, thank you.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh]

I couldn't pinpoint the anxiety but you sure got it

[@jopomeister]

"WHAT? Oh you're SCREWED now" -Shayne's reaction to finding out Garret was almost called Kirby or Bjorn, his eyes blazing with delight

[@DaveYognaut]

frfr and he was right. kirby bjorn garret will never live that one down. it's even greater than milkbean

[@azarinevil]

gone is milkbean, long live milkbjorn

[@stevenvo1999]

19:08 You can even hear the cackles from Courtney and Lisa in the background from the revelation.

[@bearcub125]

Lets be honest, Garrett's hell is really just eat it or yeat it except nobody is bothered by the food

[@chendror872]

And eat it or yeet it except the wheel is just full of his face

[@wheatbread5087]

eat it or yeet it but he’s the only one eating and shayne and jackie are serving food

[@dika_hilman]

Eat it or yret it but Angela is enjoying eating a plate full of cat food

[@drakevick1646]

It’s just EIOYI but everything’s is Malic acid, and Shayne is every participant

[@quizguy11]

Except when it's vegan food

[@fakemj]

Damn the harshest roast is realizing Garrett was reorg’d out of his position, and it wasn’t a voluntary thing

[@gilly_axolotl]

Yeahh 😬

[@katiepower8807]

What does that mean exactly? Is he leaving or something?

[@dreamywhales]

I think it's because he's always traveling.

[@TheMadwomen]

​@@katiepower8807 No, he just got repositioned for some reason.

[@katiepower8807]

@@TheMadwomen gotcha thank you :)

[@luisacoronel3847]

Having this video on the trending list makes you rethink on how ABSOLUTELY APPRECIATED Garrett is, give that man health insurance!!!!

[@TheBooKing85]

Whoever does the portraits is the real MVP of the funeral roasts.

[@smosh]

Props to our Art Department! Literally. They make the props.

[@Co_mill]

Actually props to Brittany, our design person hehehe

[@KhoiV]

​@@Co_mill Yass, Brittany, you go Queen.

[@TheBooKing85]

Like to add huge shoutout to the art department for Let’s Do This! Knock it out of the park every week!

[@lefay7637]

I would like to see more crew funerals with both the cast and crew roasting them. Smosh gonna run through the entire company staff with this series

[@Wisdomandwine]

they have enough friends across youtube and Hollywood I can see them doing this for a while. granted those people might get canceled right after the funeral airs but that's showbiz XD

[@soroushomidi5956]

A funeral for Tim would be awesome!

[@RealRushinRussian]

These funeral roasts get more views on this channel than anything else and they're not gonna run out of staff/crew/popular youtubers for a long time.

[@jenni_veeve]

@@soroushomidi5956 They did Tim's as part of Under the Mistletoe.

[@dlmbs]

Willing to pay to see Lisa's funeral!!

[@curseyoujordanshow]

Garrett seems like the most genuinely kind person imaginable, and yet this roast seemed 10x more brutal than any of the others they've done. I'm not saying anyone was in the wrong or it wasn't fair game, but unlike every other Smosh funeral, somehow this one felt way, _way_ more punching-down.

[@drewproductions187]

They roasted him so hard it felt like workplace abuse

[@SiblingSquad-gm6uz]

FRR😭😭

[@all_that_bs]

I mean, he did feed Angela cat food

[@Nellbae]

When it comes to things with Garrett, this isn't the first time I've noticed the difference in interactions. You're totally right.

[@ladyhaymaker1384]

I just wanna give Garrett a hug after this. Damn.

[@marmiteghost]

Garrett coming alive to clarify Ethiopian and Colombian aren't roasts was perfect

[@rachelvining7321]

Thank you Garrett's girlfriend Rachel for letting us know he could've been named Kirby or Bjorn 😂😂😂😂

[@Svol09]

Bjorn sounds awesome tho. And Kirby would fit him so good as well.

[@macran4]

@@Svol09 Bjorn fits him, but Kirby sounds goofy as hell to me 💀

[@Svol09]

@@macran4 well, yea, but Kirby is a gourmand so it fits

[@rachelvining7321]

@@Svol09 oh he's for sure a Kirby

[@brookenykamp2057]

Honestly, I feel really bad for Garrett getting restructured out of the company

[@katiepower8807]

What does that mean?

[@johan_r59]

​@@katiepower8807 As they said he got "promoted to freelancer", which means he only gets paid the hours that he makes, and is only allowed to work when Smosh asks him for a project. So if Smosh offers no more projects to him, he's essentially fired. He basically has zero job security. On top of that, he's kicked off the company health insurance, and if you know anything about US healthcare then you know that brings lots of problems with it. I'm not too familiar with the US corporate structure, but I think this is what they meant.

[@silverknight6684]

I mean, it's inevitable, given the massive amount of crew combined with cast

[@Wilmar-f6m]

​@@silverknight6684 question is why Garrett? Wasn't he the VP of production or something?

[@silverknight6684]

@@Wilmar-f6m I thought he was a writer/producer, but I'm guessing Kiana is more than enough for that. I generally think that several crew member's jobs could be merged into fewer jobs/employees with an 8hr work day, like any other office

[@stantheman1797]

watching the laughs get less enthusiastic and more uncomfortable over the course of angela’s roast was the best part of my day tbh

[@crunchevo8974]

i think she wasn't joking lmao she legit mad as hell 😂

[@kellylott8596]

This one felt wayyy more cruel and roasty than they usually do 💀💀

[@claudiao6637]

a few of them have felt this way recently. The Damien one was also weirdly cruel and you could tell he was being laughed at and not with.

[@jessicaleigh514]

@@claudiao6637this is why I think roasts are never a good idea. They always can go wrong and I’m always worried about someone’s feelings getting hurt even if they’re not showing it

[@sweetembrace6706]

@@claudiao6637 you actually can't tell that because you don't know literally any of them, you weren't there, and you clearly simply cannot handle what is very obviously close friends and coworkers lovingly roasting someone. thats fine. the content isn't for you. but that doesn't mean you have some secret insight no one else has - you are simply being overfamiliar because you have developed a parasocial relationship.

[@pineapples8503]

i felt that too and it's probably bc they're roasting someone who just go fired essentially

[@JoeRoganful]

​@@claudiao6637But for that one, it's warranted. Damien is a disingenuous piece of shit. Garrett seems actually nice.

[@carbonscythe]

At first I thought it was very ruthless to roast Garret for 40 minutes straight and THEN RACHEL GOES UP AN ABSOLUTELY ANNIHALATES HIM! Poor Kirby

[@KhoiV]

Rachel cut DEEP

[@AJlord1]

Angela has the energy of someone 2/3 of the way thru writing a manifesto

[@brady5006]

She'll finish it looking like Plays with squirrels from boy meets world.

[@rafaelaferreira659]

annoying af

[@keychains5806]

The space between "writing" and "a manifesto" just makes me cry 😭

[@ryanamsa]

@@rafaelaferreira659 thank you. I tought i was the only one who found her part annoying

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Who's Angela? All I saw on my screen was a feral guinea pig.

[@castiel420]

Shayne was genuinely terrifying, just pure uncanny valley.

[@chancekahle2214]

I was more disturbed by Chance's Gordon Ramsay.

[@starfrog1999]

@@chancekahle2214 chance supporting chance

[@rachezzel]

​@@starfrog1999 HAHAHAAA

[@The_Google_User]

I refuse to let this slander continue. Garret is not only a pillar of this community but also the father of every single person who has ever dared to think, "maybe I put some malic acid in there." Say thanks. Be reverent. He is here.

[@John-ru4iz]

This series started as a peek behind the curtain of Smosh, now they're shoving us right through it into a brick wall, lol

[@gilly_axolotl]

Truly

[@matthewlimerick8337]

literally they were cutesy until Damiens then they have just started to drift, there is another one of these (maybe Damiens) where someone refers to Jackie and she just said 'that is why yall will never see me in that damn box' i think it says A LOT about the process with these.

[@Rygoat]

Kirby airing on camera that he had his health care cut and wasnt invited to the Christmas party feels kind of telling, I hope they treat him better and make him feel appreciated

[@Debbiefromcompliance]

It was feeling pretty messed up. And they mentioned getting restructured out of the show too to freelance or part time.

[@PumpMaximum]

I feel this. Apparently half of Damien's had to get cut for kinda similar reasons

[@izzayy_]

atp im just hoping it’s not true and they just sprinkle in fake things to make these more interesting 😭

[@elbinalejandrofelizgonzale1742]

@@izzayy_ it's the USA, I think is very likely just true, Smosh is just a business after all and if care is tie to employment...

[@robertpratt6651]

Im curious who made that call because honestly Ian going along with killing Garret’s healthcare leaves a sour taste.

[@meerah8970]

Lowkey felt bad for Garrett at the end tho. We love you Garrett!

[@aleandra3945]

"vida will receive garrett’s family bc they hug like they never had one" its actually INSANE

[@Venorpion]

Noah's bit actually left me speechless. Hearing from anyone saying that "i'm old and never accomplished my dreams" would be soulcrushing to me :(

[@Garrett-Joyce]

"Garrett was like if a tumbleweed was embarrassed" is low key the best joke here. I've replayed it so many times

[@thashamonique8643]

I don't know why but I just felt so sad for garrett oh my god I just wanna give him the biggest hug

[@NeonWafflez707]

I think Vida took care of that for all of us!

[@supercalime]

Don’t you mean Kirby?

[@smosh]

We did group therapy after

[@jamesaditya5254]

@@smosh and hopefully a fake taping of guess who slapped Garrett

[@Rrojas200]

@@smosh unfortunately Garrett still had to pay for most of his therapy tho :/

[@threeleggedcat]

Amanda's double flannel situation where the outer layer is two different colours is truly so perfect for the character

[@DGreguskov]

Milkbean, if you see this, I know you're not in quite as many videos as everyone else, or part of cast, but I love you just the same. Smosh is my favorite youtube channel and has been for a long time, and you are just as important to myself and many other fans. Every single one of you is what makes Smosh Our Favorite Pizza Place™. We love you Kirby, dont you ever change ❤

[@hoyitsmiguel]

Chanse's whole set was so unexpectedly fire, especially the sandwich throwing bit - I also loved the gay roasts that Tommy and Chanse did on each other

[@aurnaurrr]

Respect to the smosh cast for refusing to keep company secrets honestly 😂

[@DelShock]

Bro, put Garrett in more videos! Don’t do him dirty like this - man’s talented! Remember his song on Shayne’s funeral?

[@jananisrikanth9404]

That was straight FIRE

[@wizkid3643]

I love how everytime chance gets roasted in one of these it looks like they hit a really personal note

[@belzi87]

Chanse's "sad puppy straight into the camera" is everything.

[@carolusrex3973]

This was probably one of the more brutal roasts yet… Glad Kirby/Björn took it so well

[@abhuman802]

I'm glad Garret finally cleared up the Eat It or Yeet It thing. I knew Shayne had said that he pitched it, but it always just felt like Garret's show. It's actually the only Smosh thing I watch outside of TNTL

[@667mumble]

This one and Damien's roast funeral have to be the most brutal of all

[@claudiao6637]

Damien's because it's clear the cast can't stand him and it felt cruel to watch, and Garrett's because he\s clearly been let go from the company and it all feels way too personal.

[@jessicaleigh514]

@@claudiao6637Damien is the best cast member because it’s clear that he’s a good genuine person and it shows through his acting. If the cast have a problem with him that says a lot about everyone else at smosh. I feel like they don’t respect the genuinely good people

[@LaranJOOJ]

​@@claudiao6637dude is literally best friends with Shayne and part of the main cast, relax

[@JoeRoganful]

​@@jessicaleigh514What? He's not genuine at all. Dude is super fake and creepy.

[@JoeRoganful]

​@@claudiao6637Good. He earned it with how he acts.

[@brittanycarter1302]

Damn, not only they stripped this man of his position. They took away his health insurance, and didn't invite him to the Christmas party. Now they shove him in a casket to have people call him a loser for 30 minutes???? Garrett, brother you're a gem and an integral part of the Smosh line up. Your segment is a cornerstone of the lineup and you deserve to be appreciated and compensated. Keep chargering on my friend and keep your head up✌🏿. Don't get me wrong I love the cast and I know this is all in good fun, but god damn dude! Give my mans a break! 😅

[@WildNWillie]

Vida murdered the entire cast 😂

[@bigmac2229]

Did she

[@samsampleman2439]

Nah, that was the sax man.

[@luisavalos8700]

EVERYONE

[@JayFolipurba]

Shayne is a pretty good actor. I'm often re-surpirsed And Garrett wasn't roasted by his partner, he was burnt to ashes, damn

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@Noneya409 But don't worry, Bjorn is winning the counseling!

[@belzi87]

Garrett But Burned.

[@Hisnitch]

Shayne is one of the few who is an actual actor.

[@romainsavioz5466]

​@@belzi87 *Kirby

[@yael5413]

I actually feel so bad for Garrett why was he semi fired like wtf

[@saileshdas9010]

Timestamps 0:26 Shayne 5:06 Amanda 8:13 Vida 15:03 Noah 18:00 Rachel Van Nes 23:33 Angela 28:16 Tommy 32:17 Chanse 37:22 Garrett

[@IbokRock811]

Garret wasn’t even roasting at the end…he flambé’d everyone 😂😂 like the master chef he is - sooooo goddamn funny

[@Madi.Adkins01]

The roast we've all really been waiting for.

[@toiletjoseph4167]

Russian music videos with English subtitles

[@DetWesMaKofi]

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[@Madi.Adkins01]

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[@porguinturtle3854]

Vivanca Castro

[@hudsonja]

Is this roast Columbian or Ethiopian? Oh, wait...

[@crashgaming01]

It’s nice to see the man with many names finally get recognized, even if it was in his passing. We will all miss Björn Garret Kirby Milkbean

[@deadonmain]

Here after the Smosh Cast episode with Garrett. I think he mentioned something along the lines of "I operate at best when I'm the butt of the joke." and I genuinely felt bad for him. He may not be my favorite Smosh member, but he's definitely my most respected. (Yes, more than Ian.) Cheers, Milkbean! 🩷

[@NikFromm]

I… I kinda feel bad for Garrett on this one. They didn’t just roast him… they flambéed him and topped him with CAJUN-STYLE SEASONING!😨

[@lilystanleylowe]

Purely platonic compliment: Chanse's blond wig puts the focus on his eyes and makes them look like an amazingly cool amber/golden color. Maybe they always are and the wig just made it more obvious, but I didn't notice until he wore the wig.

[@MC-pt8kv]

It's has always been a struggle for me to be purely platonic when looking into Chanse's eyes.

[@lilystanleylowe]

@@MC-pt8kv I'm sure if I were gay and male, it would have been a less than platonic compliment. .🤣

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

Damn that was brutal. I hope Kirby knows that we really do love him.

[@jamesgraydon1377]

LOVE that Garrett corrected the "Ethiopian and Colombian roasts" question.

[@WowItsJake]

something about this feels like extremely mean spirited since it sounds like Garrett’s being literally kicked out of the company

[@Atrisof]

I'm kind of wondering if Garrett isn't upset about leaving Smosh and that's why this roast feels both great and icky at the same time? Like maybe that 3-week vacation was seriously needed, you know? Either way, I'm really hoping they all actually had fun and that Garrett has a good time doing what he loves (with or without Smosh!).

[@Chuycabra]

19:02 The point where Garrett's life at Smosh was shattered! 😂

[@FingersMahoney]

I will only every call him Kirbybjorn.

[@MisterH37]

@@FingersMahoney Kirbyjorn?

[@FingersMahoney]

@@MisterH37 Kirbjorn? Naaah....sounds too cool.

[@Ravenishish]

And he thought Milkbean was bad...

[@alioliaoia]

This might be too much, it felt almost painful to watch at times. hope they’re all ok

[@PropiaPersona]

Eat it or Yeet just got better though

[@cakel7896]

I actually feel so bad for Garett, unlike the other roasts. 😢

[@EPICPartyPoison]

DAMN this episode cut deep. I genuinely hope Kirby took it well

[@jananisrikanth9404]

This one was too much and made me sad - only Shayne's robot and Chanse's Gordon Ramsay didn't cross the line too much - and Garrett's reverse roast was funny but still kind. Invite this poor man to the Christmas party 😡

[@koroconnell]

Rachel, Garret's partner, was absolutely hilarious 😂

[@codynoth4183]

Preliminary aspects of her personality indicate that she is either a very bitter woman, or has BPD with the amount of vitriol she spouted about things being "unfair" and "not married". Though from other aspects Garrett might just be a narcissist and those two personality disorders go together like peanut butter and jelly.

[@Euro4816]

@@codynoth4183 You must be really fun at parties

[@phantomdeadpool6730]

@@codynoth4183 you sound like a first year psych major who just took “Intro to Personality Disorders”

[@Rrojas200]

@@codynoth4183 funny you say all that because you’re the one who needs therapy

[@russull5589]

​@@codynoth4183 oh yeah, right, like how Morgan Freeman has a God complex, based on the clear evidence of the documentary film Bruce Almighty. ya doofus.

[@DillonPetry]

Its hard to imagine Smosh without Garrett's laugh in the background. Glad to see this. :)

[@OI-YEN-AH-OH-YEN-ME]

Your partner is probably the the best person to EVER roast you. Garrett was brave to bring his girlfriend, she was unhinged and I loved it lol

[@dcamp25]

We love garrett!! Give him back his health insurance 😢

[@TheMycatisawesome]

I need a funeral roast of Angela purely for her responses

[@kendahlsellers2812]

Sad to hear that Smosh took Garrett’s health insurance 😢

[@siiri8902]

It's probably because his insurance was tied to his employment and he was moved to a freelancer position, which means he isn't an employee of Smosh anymore. Hopefully he can get that situation sorted out, insurance stuff can get tricky when you're a freelancer 😬

[@ZacLJones]

Crazy that Medicare for All still isn’t a thing in the US, but hopefully Covered California isn’t too much for him.

[@kendahlsellers2812]

@@siiri8902 that’s a good point! I guess I didn’t catch the freelancing aspect until the end. Still hope he can get it figured out

[@kendahlsellers2812]

@@ZacLJones absolutely insane!

[@gilly_axolotl]

​@@ZacLJones he may be covered under Rachel's as well. But yeah I fucking need the US to get it's shit together and start medicare for all amongst other things

[@RobinDale50]

Seriously, Shayne is taking his work to another level lately. Dio, now this? Amazingly well-thought out and performed characters!

[@TheCockGobbler]

“There’s nothing like being made fun of by the company that took away your health insurance…” Yikes lmao

[@mixmastermind]

Hard af line

[@daineko1154]

they also didn't invite him to the office xmas party... 😢

[@TheCockGobbler]

@@daineko1154 honestly that broke my heart…I thought all of the making fun of Garrett stuff was a joke but damn…

[@mrlowdays]

And that's on American health insurance

[@jessicaleigh514]

@@mrlowdays no they demoted him that’s why he lost health insurance

[@ABRASILERA17]

BRING BACK THE FUNERALS

[@inordirectional]

If this video really came up in a couples' counseling session I would not be shocked

[@ellecimz6618]

Yeah hers was actually the worst it didn't feel like a joke really

[@jelly.c]

Garrett shall now be called Milkbjorn instead of Milkbean 😂

[@perfectblueeeee]

MILKBJORN

[@bluebeesmarple]

kirbjorn

[@IceMetalPunk]

@@bluebeesmarple Kirbjorn Enthusiasm?

[@kendrachapin8538]

Dude that's incredible

[@cutepiku]

Love this but also felt really bad the whole way through finding out they made Garret freelance? That stinks, he does so much.

[@islagurney3272]

Holy shit this is the most brutal one yet, oh my god I just wanna give Garrett a hug...

[@chestersnap]

I think Angela took the cat food a little personally 😂

[@VampiricAlchemyst]

Poor Garret. Seems like the sweetest guy and most "roasts" were too harsh.

[@PropiaPersona]

Did you see what they did to their Bosses?

[@KS-xk2so]

Garrett obviously likes a good roast considering the 3 worst ones came from his girlfriend and two of his close friends, Vida and Angela.

[@sourwitch2340]

@@KS-xk2so yea, what I was thinking. I mean, he's already the punching bag in most videos he's in and at least seems to relish the role like the masochist he is. it was really damn harsh, and some of it felt almost too real, but I don't doubt that he had a good time.

[@ksis86]

The way I almost choked on my lunch with the read of Tommys hairline 😭

[@KhoiV]

Queen took his hair and snatch his wig at the same time 😭😭😭

[@afroshark2799]

I love how Angela is losing her shit over cat food when practically everyone else in that room has literally eaten insects. 🤣

[@TheMadwomen]

Well, people in other cultures do eat insects. No culture enjoys cat food.

[@monroe8143]

To me fair I’ve had both and cat food is the worse, had me nauseous to the smell of most meats for weeks.

[@ellecimz6618]

I have eaten cat food it was not that bad lol like who hasn't done that as a kid baha it's so funny she can't get over it. And if your cat's food is that bad change brands wtf why would they wanna eat something that bad.

[@Syd448]

@@ellecimz6618people don’t just eat cat food as a kid, you’re the weird one here lol

[@ellecimz6618]

@@Syd448 lol girls at sleepovers go hard with truth or dare someone else dared me to do it💁‍♀️ I know other girls would make foul concoctions and make each other drink it we weren't the only ones lol

[@cheahbuddy6146]

"You killed Garret, Kirby and Bjorn" bro Noah's humour is deadly underappreciated 🤣🤣🤣.

[@jesserussell2145]

His girlfriend’s he died as he lived line was freaking RAWWWW😂

[@rahjahknows]

GOT DANG VIDA'S BEEN BUILDING THOSE ROASTS THIS WHOLE TIME. THAT DESERVED A STANDING OVATION. IM DED.

[@lichtheimer]

"I played baseball before I came out."-Chanse You could say they took him out of one ball game for another. I'll see myself out now.

[@jessicaleigh514]

This made me feel so sad for Garrett 😢 why is everyone forgetting about him and taking away his insurance? I’m glad he roasted them on real shit. This one went too far. I need more of a redemption for Garrett

[@renthehag]

This honestly just felt like one big-ass therapy session for Angela’s cat food horror experience and I’m not complaining.

[@robertfaulkkner5508]

Wasn’t expecting Garrett’s significant other to be one of the heaviest hitters, but MAN they were a HEAVY hitter. Even I got offended by that Eiffel Tower post-credits. Angela had better return that hot dog costume.

[@kyliejohnson9985]

So so good! Garrett is such a goofy person and so funny!!

[@kyliejohnson9985]

Kinda sad he's dead. 😭 Who will be making bad food now? Noah?

[@MamaRhea27]

I have never felt so genuinely sad and uncomfy and icky watching one of these. 😬 I usually love the funeral roasts because they are always in good fun, but idk for some reason this one felt different. Might be just a perception issue and I genuinely hope that's the case and that Garrett got some real belly laughs and a good time out of it. I hope we get to see more of him, but it didn't sound like it 😢😢

[@gmorel1916]

So I’m not the only one… I just posted a comment about how this one gave me the ick and I usually love these vids.

[@GoldBlackLotus]

idk he said he was fine on twitter

[@KS-xk2so]

Garrett clearly likes a good roast. I say that because the WORST ones came from his girlfriend and two friends Vida and Angela. Obviously if he was in any way sensitive about these things they'd have known and not said anything.

[@blowfly_girl]

@@KS-xk2so they cut off his healthcare and his job security is very unstable now, plus who’s to say he’s just not very good at setting boundaries? In his gfs roast she even brought up when he asked her to genuinely stop bullying him at the start of their relationship, he might be uncomfortable just silent about how it really feels.. literally how could u not be Btw with the amount packed on? this ep was just gross to me especially the amount of talk about how unsuccessful he is while his partner is Amazing and how this is pretty much all he has left, I was freezing up a bit and pausing because it felt like at times I was in the room with actual meanies lol

[@KS-xk2so]

@@blowfly_girl you mean at the start of their relationship 9 years ago? She also literally mentioned the first thing Garrett did after telling her about this roast, was pitch several roast ideas about himself. Most people are able to joke with their good friends about things and not take it too seriously.... people like you baffle me. Garrett literally signed up for this and brought his partner in for it, and okayed it to be put online, yet you think he's secretly crying himself to sleep. Or, maybe he's fine and you're just overly sensitive?

[@angelabryant9766]

Shayne took this chance to work on his animatronic character from What Are Those. Edit: Also his girlfriend was just like 'Aww, you thought I'd go easy on you? You're adorable.'

[@haleysinn2311]

Shayne

[@JoelZephead]

I felt bad for Garrett in this one, holy shit.

[@sampahr]

Garrett is so wonderful and I'm so glad he doesn't shy away from being such a gooby weirdo. If anything it supplies everyone around him with a quick access to serotonin via roast.

[@maybebi47]

i honestly dont think i can watch this video more than once i mean i love it but it makes me too sad

[@matthewlimerick8337]

Also watching Chance and Tommy roast respond to each other is like watching an expertly performed rendition of 'Bosom Buddies' from the musical Mame- if you know you know

[@christianxarrieta]

they both felt each other's roasts HARD