Garrus Vakarian - "I Miss Our Elevator Conversations!" (ME1/ME3 Citadel DLC)

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Garrus, the only one crew member who supports elevator conversations.
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Wrex: "Crap..."
Garrus: "Crap!"
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[@xxxDocKxxx]

So... Anyone want to talk about good dialogs and animation? Oh, come on. I can't be the only who misses those times we used to have a decent animation, dialogs and a good plot back in the games.

[@JoelTheDrummer1]

SoulNavigator oo

[@xpgx1]

I miss Garrus ;/ ....

[@KochDerDamonen]

"decent" is as far as I would go :p

[@jujuteuxOfficial]

so sad the this virus callled "autism" spreaded everywhere

[@samz9121]

And to think people like me fighting against our own ticks have to deal with derogatory comments like this. So disappointing....

[@phantommangagirl]

Wrex: Who'd win in a fight, you or Shepard? Garrus: I'm going to refrain from answering that question while my girlfriend is in the room.

[@julietsmith5925]

LOL.

[@bubbajoe117]

Garrus was that guy that would try to start up a conversation to be polite and show interest in the people around him then accidentally come off as racist not meaning to.

[@mikeduels]

You had it right until "polite"

[@Th3M4k40n]

Like in ME1 where he insulted Tali blaming her for the Geth attacks and such xD

[@antiochus87]

It's funny how everyone talks like that, but in real life if you talked to someone about "your people" like that it would come across as extremely racist, even if it wasn't intentional. Just replace krogan/quarian/turian/human with a real world ethnicity. All they're missing is someone saying "You're a credit to your species!" or "You're one of the good ones!"

[@FatrickAteman]

Ok i'm going to try that were going to be going up against saren one of the most respected black person in history are you sure you are going to be okay with that? of course saren is either a traitor or a madman taking him down will restore the good word of black people everywhere just keep saying that especcially too white people we got a lot of angry people right now

[@antiochus87]

Hahaha, see, it comes off as very racist. Like 1950s style racism, even if they're trying not to be racist, they're still being racist.

[@dreamEnd]

Just look how Garrus have grown. During his convo with Wrex on ME1, it shown that he look up and respects Shepard greatly. While on ME3 he be like "Yo Shepard my dude lets scope some reapers"

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Going through deadly missions together is an excellent icebreaker.

[@victorgz2907]

Yo Shepard my dude we'll bang ok?

[@TheDanteEX]

I love how you frame it as Garrus having "longing" flashbacks.

[@Kamen-Rider-Nexus]

*Garrus remembers the conversation with Wrex regarding who would win in a fight between him and Shepard, just as they're ready to fight the Shepard clone. Realizes it might have been a GOOD idea to figure that out* Garrus: CRAP!

[@1classikai]

Kamen Rider Genesis oh my gosh it was foreshadowing

[@TheLordSheogorath]

Wrex: So, tell me, who'd win in a fight between you and Shepard? Garrus: Well... I have reach and she has flexibility...

[@AnnihilatorCZ]

There's an easter egg in one of the Archon's files on Voeld (I think) in Andromeda, that mentions some of turian strengths being superior reach and flexibility. Cracked me up.

[@TheLordSheogorath]

You're the biggest douchebag since Dio Brando! :(

[@TheLordSheogorath]

Hadn't played Andromeda yet, not planning in a while, once I heard it has open world in it, it reminded me of Inquisition, and that really ruined the game for me, as focus wasn't on story so much anymore but on collecting. :(

[@therealstanyz]

I basically just finished it and let me tell you, its not as bad as people make it out to be. First off, I completely agree with you, the open world and crafting/questing is way overdone and not only stretched the game wayyyy too long it also took away some of the epicness the story could have had, like the old trilogy did. That beeing said, its a hell of a lot of fun to play and the characters are awesome, heck I'd go as far as to say the conversations of the crew on the tempest are actually better than the normandy ever was, it actually feels like a family, even if that is proably the only thing MEA actually does better than its predecessors, with maybe the combat. Don't let people spook you, theres plenty of great things about MEA, but damn, theres so much that could or rather should have been done differently/better.

[@TheLordSheogorath]

Thank you for your opinion. I am planning on trying it, when able. It's just not on my priority list right now, but I will try it for old times sake. :)

[@GamerX13X]

The Tali segment is the best. It reminds me of when Garrus tried talking to her in the Citadel in ME2 and Tali threatened him with a shotgun.

[@DangerousCrafter]

Rook013 exactly why im here :D

[@TathD]

Oh yeah, that was the best. Tali is precious.

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

I prefer the one when I brought Tali and Wrex with me. And Wrex starts talking about the quick shotgun reload he taught her. And Tali reassured him she can take care of herself. And Wrex expressed his worries for her because he's getting old, and even said she was his favorite quarian. Then she called him the crazy head butting uncle she never had. That's why I romanced her.

[@nathanmeagher7869]

"Tell me again about your immune system"

[@galenmarek4550]

@@nathanmeagher7869 "I have a shotgun"

[@iOnlySignIn]

Awwwww. Garrus is ever the perfect gentleturian.

[@xenriga]

iOnlySignIn I see what you did there....

[@Wolverrina]

Theory: Humans turn up at Citadel. Humans: 'Why is there no music in the elevator?' Council: 'What?' Humans: 'You know....elevator music! So people don't stand there too awkwardly in silence. A diversion. We have it in almost every elevator on Earth' Council" 'We've gotta do this' AND THE ELEVATOR MUSIC ON THE CITADEL WAS BORN!

[@GarageBay9]

It turns out the Reaper invasion was really an anti-elevator-music jihad.

[@Wolverrina]

It all makes sense now...

[@Wowgamer12344]

GarageBay9 I just died a little on the inside.. From pleasure! Thank you good sir.

[@NayfaJoinsMinecraft]

We don't need elevator music when you have Garrus in it!

[@0041-w6r]

GarageBay9 Makes more sense than starchild...

[@darthportus]

Garrus: So anyone wants to talk about their people history ? Wrex: Yeah there was this time when Turians almost completly wiped out my people and let us to contract diseas which causes 99% birth to be unsuccesful, Those were funny times Garrus: .............. Wrex: (Trollface)

[@jakebishop7822]

or there was this one time that we invaded the galaxy, wiped out multiple colonies, so the salarians were pretty much forced to nearly sterilize us and then we bitched about it and blamed them for centuries.

[@compmanio36]

Right.....it was that or annihilation by the rest of the galaxy, that the Krogan instigated. You'd think they'd be grateful.

[@windwind3170]

Garrus: So anyone wants to talk about their people history? Ashley: Yeah, like that one time when your people attacked our exploration ships without any warning whatsoever and then occupied a colony which led to my Grand Father surrender and basically black listed my whole family in the military even to this day? Yeah those were the fun days. Garrus:...... Shepard: Why nobody ever talks to me on elevator rides?

[@cruleo]

@@jakebishop7822 yeah but that was hundreds of years prior to the beginning of ME1, and the level of pain the Krogan people who had nothing to do with the events of the past had to go through was inhumane (or inkrogane or insalarian) even then biological warfare on an entire species is just something I think is generally bad. I’ll always side on the krogan with this one

[@Bugumir]

Wrex overshadows everyone in every conversation. The combination of krogan mentality and that funny yet threatening voice is unbeatable.

[@pritok6]

I had bromance with wrex and garrus as my bodies.

[@alphasheaa198]

mass effect elevators best loading screens ever it actually keeps you in the game and it had some good moments with the comedy.

[@DiggitySlice]

Until you're on the 10th playthrough and you just want to get on with it

[@TheSemajshadow]

4 play throughs and still finding new ones

[@predetor911]

Hey Garrus I hear the elevators need calibrating.

[@Venislovas]

Crap.

[@zachyeah13]

predetor911 you see that elevator going up like Bobby's lawn mower in the water boy after it gets fixed up

[@Sturmovik1946]

So disappointing...

[@AnnihilatorCZ]

It's his elevator banter that needs calibrating.

[@deathgrip1942]

garrus were is our turian/human hybrid mutant babies.

[@pavancalera1328]

Garrus is by far my most favourite character in the series, and BTW, i miss those conversations...

[@8elementallords]

As do I, they're one of the things I always really look forward to every time I play the first Mass Effect. It was nice that they threw that one last one into the Citadel DLC....makes it all the better if you have Garrus and another of the old party members XD I'm glad all of the Dragon Age games have kept the party banter, and that we don't have to be elevators in order to hear it, haha.

[@StrikeTeam99]

8elementallords was sad how in many of the mass effect 2 missions thier was no banter, either that or my game was glitched

[@8elementallords]

StrikeTeam7 There really wasn't :/ They had specific places on the various hub worlds where a squadmate would have something to say about the world or that particular spot, but there really aren't any spontaneous conversations in the game...except for the one spot on the Citadel where Garrus and Tali talk about the elevator conversations in the first game...hopefully Mass Effect 4 will take a card from Dragon Age and have spontaneous conversations take place in the world, or will have conversations between loading different places like the first game did.

[@StrikeTeam99]

8elementallords mass effect 1 had that and most of three. I still wonder why 2 was like that. Still love the games. It's just since kotor I love small banter in the walking around moments.

[@BasedSpectre]

Garrus: So disappointed... CRAP!

[@Straswa]

I lost it when Garrus said that.

[@MaraStaaru]

God they sounded like kids back then. I'm almost crying at this development.

[@cthulhunoir9336]

Especially Tali. She sounded cute back then.

[@bluespartangaming1514]

+Scoot Pootis Yes.

[@superphantom100]

+Scoot Pootis cute and Innocent like a naïve schoolgirl

[@lukedeakin7124]

@@superphantom100 Tali is that younger sister who went to college, ended up with a sociology teacher who lives off the grid, doesn't pay taxes and says f@#$ the dean, and came back sarcastic and with no respect for authority

[@KopperNeoman]

@lukedeakin7214 Except that she became less woke. She went in with the politically correct robot racism, and left with less of it, and eventually without it.

[@holve11]

This is missing Tali sass on Garrus. Can't remember which game it is but it goes something like, G "Don't you miss our elevator conversations?" T "No." G "Aww come on. Don't you remember you telling us about your life on the Flotilla?" T "I'm ending the conversation" G "Tell me again about your immune system" T "I have a shotgun"

[@DiggitySlice]

That's an ME2 conversation that gets triggered at a specific point on either the Citadel or Illium, I can't remember which.

[@athenamortakis563]

All you hear in the background is the elevator music... Garrus...XD

[@seoulbornetakehiko8635]

I love how Garrus kept on saying, "Crap!" after the end of the conversation.

[@Gungelion]

The thing is I actually missed those conversations

[@tonycmac]

Very nice work. Did you ever see the ME2 Easter Egg about Garrus and Tali on the Citadel?

[@RedStarBolt]

"I have a shotgun..."

[@NicoTheCinderace]

RedStarBolt ...Maaaaaybe We'll talk later. >_>

[@StrikeTeam99]

RedStarBolt she tapped into her inner Chris Redfield

[@NicoTheCinderace]

StrikeTeam7 IT'S A WEAPON. IT'S REALLY POWERFUL. ESPECIALLY AGAINST LIVING THINGS.

[@mayacostales4468]

I like the touch that Wrex criticizes Garrus for being too eager to see the Normandy in combat. Come the beginning of ME2 and Wrex was more right than we could've known.

[@ceoofworldpeace8901]

Fun fact: that elevator isn't actually moving.

[@antiochus87]

Fun fact: Shepherd always forgot to press the button so everyone was forced to stand around making awkward small talk for ten minutes before someone would press the button for the five second trip.

[@mattmacaulay2900]

"CRAP!" -Garrus Vakarian

[@Darkstar263]

It's interesting the bit where he's curious about what the Normandy can do in a fight. I imagine he probably got his answer to that shortly after the events of the first game when the Collectors destroyed the Normandy. It got destroyed with ease. It's mostly meant for stealth.

[@ChillyReaper]

Darkstar263 And then in Mass Effect 2, assuming you bought all the upgrades for the Normandy SR-2, then she's able to handle a fight.

[@Nefhith1337]

Well, good thing they didn't trip with the same stone twice!

[@johnnatandc]

the best dialogues were between Garrus and Wrex

[@danielhaire6677]

3:50 Given the Citadels attitudes towards the Quarians, I think Garrus is likely the only member of the Council Races to say "I'm Sorry" to a Quarian about anything and actually mean it.

[@thestrong2401]

Sounds more like he is mocking the quarians to me

[@Leomerya12]

1:11, LMAO. Elevator music version of the Mass Effect theme.

[@deathwishtaco]

Ugh. Welcome to Mass Effect. Fast gameplay. Great dialogue. And lots of fucking elevators.

[@0041-w6r]

Hey the elevators are VERY important to the story.

[@lukedeakin7124]

They're made to hide loading screens

[@garrusvakarian2302]

The conversations were interesting.... anything to drown out that horrendous music.

[@manicchild7827]

That music was great, what's wrong with you Garrus.

[@MisterDutch93]

Damn, I forgot how stiff the ME1 conversations were.

[@Infernal460]

Luv them.

[@Viperspider1]

I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures.

[@MisterDutch93]

Shane Egan Wrong franchise haha

[@Infernal460]

MisterDutch93 me 1 sarren's krograns lab. There are alot of crabs.

[@MisterDutch93]

Infernal460 Shane was referring to a common phrase uttered by NPCs in The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

[@vanessarangel9129]

when Garrus says crap, especially with the who is better line from wrex, it sounds like he kinda realized that Shepard was listening in

[@Drovton]

Who disliked this? What possible reason could they have to dislike it? So confusing.

[@feco91]

Must be the clone.

[@Drovton]

Shall I eat it?

[@O-revisor]

Just 1 dislike yeah its the clone

[@thebagel_lord]

Drovton *sigh* so dissapointing

[@ZackExplorer28]

Drovton i ask myself the same question when i specifically said to "like" my videos.

[@jacobschmidt8539]

I miss those talks if it means anything

[@nolanbeardy8212]

3:13 Seeing the old Ashley and new Ashley and I hear Garrus saying "So disappointed" HA!

[@Firan25]

Nolan Beardy what was wrong with new ashley? i kinda preferred the loose hair look.

[@moilevin7088]

@@Firan25same

[@TheTinkili]

The elevator music is the best part of it. I was always dancing to it, and when I'm going to play ME3, I will dance again.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Tali: Yes. Because you are terrible. Not even the combined firepower of all the Reapers can measure up to that burn damage. But to be fair, Garrus....your comments were pretty racist, even though it was unintentional.

[@DiggitySlice]

If it was unintentional it wasn't racist

[@drawinggunblades4263]

So dissapointed... *Crap!*

[@thekaboominator1]

Ok, this decides it. I am playing ME1 again.

[@WarriorMaster1693]

Do even need a reason to play ME1 again?

[@martywittenberg6601]

Garrus is one of the karakters that really developed in the games. ME1 he was the fresh boyscout eager to follow a Spectre. ME2 Shepard's Death obviously put him on a dark road to Omega trying to make a difference. ME3 he is more relaxed in tone and grew into his own element. Still holding Shepard into high regard but a very capable Soldier in his own right.

[@Coltenhater]

Garrus is by far the best character in mass effect and I love most of them.

[@Reofive]

"Yes. Because you're terrible." What does Tali mean by that?

[@RolomirFenrir]

The elevator took a long time to get from one area to another. How would you feel being stuck in a slow elevator, while someone tries to make awkward conversation with you?

[@varric]

"I have a shotgun"

[@moilevin7088]

In Mass Effect 1, Garrus tends to be racist.

[@BoterBug]

Aw, I specifically remember Tali discouraging Garrus from this conversation with, "I have a shotgun."

[@DiggitySlice]

That's a dialogue in ME2 that's triggered if you have Tali and Garrus in your squad on... it's either the Citadel or Illium

[@perfectk8129]

They seem so naive & unexperienced, especially liara she turns into a totally different person pretty much in the other 2 games. No idea what they got themselves into (me2-me3)

[@noisemarine561]

Wrex is smarter than Garrus here. I kinda wish we got to see more of Warlord Okeer.

[@RogerRoger182]

Thank you for posting this, really fun to watch. I never understood why people hated the elevator rides... they're just as long as the loading screens from ME 2 and 3

[@DiggitySlice]

I play the PC version. The loading screens were nowhere close to as long as the elevator rides. That, and hearing the same dialogue on a repeat playthrough can get really annoying.

[@knightheaven8992]

I miss the elevator music haha.

[@imaratspal]

I missed almost every one of these elevator conversations because I kept on just getting Citadel News in the elevators

[@rogerroger2377]

That, that was stressful.

[@krossersmachinima]

So...anyone want to talk about their people's history?

[@krossersmachinima]

+inSaint Nothing? Oh come on, I can't be the only one who misses those times we used to chat in the elevators back on the Citadel. So disappointed.

[@deltahalo241]

It's a shame Shepard never got to take part in these conversations, it would have been nice to hear her talk about Mindoir or Akuze or whatever backstory you had selected for her.

[@QueenofSilence101]

My squadmates almost NEVER spoke to each other in the elevators. (Xbox 360 version, for reference.) I always got the news reports. It seriously irked me.

[@majormobile5643]

Kaiden sounds like carter from KOTOR

[@RedStarBolt]

Kaidan and Carth share the same voice actor.

[@Hammerpowah]

now i know why i've always loved to kill them both

[@89BlackGatomon]

I miss the elevator chats... It give so many background information and things to think about...

[@LamonsterZone]

This is great, but I'd love a comp with all possible ME1 elevator conversations. These are just the ones that feature Garrus.

[@jasonfrancese8359]

I do miss the conversations between characters in ME2. ME1 had the elevator conversations, and ME3 had the actual dialogue scenes on the Normandy.

[@FogHorn1911]

I played mass effect one so much i have listened to every conversation.

[@harvestercommander3250]

I love Garrus. This is why.

[@skinchen]

dat lovely elevator music :P

[@QueenofSilence101]

This voice acting is so stilted. It's good to see/hear how much it improved throughout the trilogy.

[@theAverageJoe25]

i love how polite Garrus is in the first game and how by the 3rd he just doesn't care about politeness

[@kriger619]

Ah, I love you Garrus.

[@khan-bm3zz]

Oh god the elevator music gets me every time. The remix of the main theme is so funny.

[@niana1975]

And maybe Shepard enjoyed the party banter in the elevators.

[@kjt7971]

Wrex Burned Garrus! LOL Ive never had the two together in 1. That was funny as hell.

[@komandorbentus2731]

Crap! :)

[@joenesvick7043]

Tali already said she didn't miss the elevator talks in Mass Effect 2 if you bring them both on the citadel, yet Garrus still asks

[@TheArtofUTube]

Like if you want Garrus to appear in the next Mass Effect

[@TheArtofUTube]

WTF? Who's gonna calibrate the new team's ship?

[@bluespartangaming1514]

+marylain69 The new Turian crewmate, no doubt.

[@SkyeFyre2131]

See, the banter was still good back in ME1, but there's that one clunk between lines. Imo, the VAs were really good even back then. It seems to have been more a programming(?) issue than an actor one. And considering that they were all new roles and most of them alien, that's impressive.

[@DravenNightshade]

oh Garrus i love you and Grunt so much, and Mordin, and Joker, and-etc.

[@grayfox6518]

Fighting a rogue Spectre with countless lives and no regulations to get in the way I'd say that beats- *Garrus sees no one around him and he's been talking to himself the whole time* Disappointing...

[@undyne1]

No Garrus, you're not the only one who missed those elevator talks.

[@phoenixfirewing6636]

I just realised the elevator music. XD

[@imdefender]

"Crap" - Garrus Vakarian

[@hobog]

i like your editing, makes your me3 vids stand out from the others.

[@dreamEnd]

Crap.

[@mynameischris378]

So disappointing. CRAP!

[@ProdukcjaFilmowaNo3d]

At this point i think if Shepard say Yes when he said "I'm the only one" line, and He romance FemShep, their next date will be in the Elevator and they end up talking about "Their People History"

[@elrafa111]

So Garrus, can you tell me again what Saren is again?

[@ScariLight]

haha, love the wrex part

[@KennyG881]

Garrus Vakarian, the best space companion since Chewbacca

[@ercamodamaj]

Seriously it feels like they all freaking hated each other in ME1. Poor Shep was in the middle of so many awkward conversations

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Crap!

[@jackwilliams-bukac7986]

Oh Garrus Hes a bloody marval I always did love those elevator conversation's XD

[@TheRedFoxization]

Holy shit Garrus was kind of a dick in ME1 !

[@joannaniedziaek8158]

Poor Garrus

[@moniquita720]

°Ahem, Kaidan, love... Geths are not living targets. 1:33

[@EduardoSevero]

damn I miss games like ME1 it's my favorite

[@Wowgamer12344]

What the fuck.. Is that Carth Onasi I hear?

[@HeroOfJusticeYT]

when?

[@Wowgamer12344]

First guy.

[@garrettbelew9237]

yes

[@bluespartangaming1514]

+Dylan Calvert Raphael Sbarge is the voice of Carth Onasi and Kaidan Alenko.

[@KAMIKAZEKITTIES]

I always loved when you all just stood there staring at the door. I always played that stock 10 hour music loop during these scenes.

[@1andonlyzara]

Did I hear the elevator music version of the What's New, Scooby-Doo theme or am I just crazy?

[@lon3wolf2k9]

CRAP!

[@TheSuitness]

...crap!

[@closair]

I love Wrex him and Garrus are like brothers, it's adorable!

[@Straswa]

Silly Garrus. I really need to play Mass Effect now.

[@lolicanadian]

You'd think this far into the future they'd have faster elevators. But noo...they also have music. You'd be hard pressed to find elevator music in actual elevators today.

[@limelines]

Andrew Marx Hey, as long as you have Garrus along it might actually be a amusing experience XD

[@HaloFTW55]

Especially on the Normandy SR-1, you'd think that in the 2270s elevators will be faster.

[@KILLERMATYCZ]

Citadel elevators were built long time ago.

[@TheSemajshadow]

well a elevator can only move so fast without hurting those inside or stimulating zero G as the floor is traveling down faster than you can fall..... or simulate higher gravity by moving up super fast making the G-froce brake your legs/ spine or just leave your blood pooled in your boots...

[@nathanielgarza9198]

@@TheSemajshadow they have this thing called *MASS EFFECT*™️ that lowers or increases things like mass

[@zihanwei555]

tali ：do krogan size up everyone for a fight？ wrex： yes

[@MrShadowtruth]

Garrus broken! He keeps repeating himself! someone fix his tape

[@mrsaltyauthor5992]

Objectively miss elevators

[@bossshun9]

Best team is Shepard, Garrus, and Tali. The first ME 1 is good. Second ME 2 is hilarious. And ME 3 just takes it. The chats always keep me laughing.