Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Elevator conversations compilation (all 35 variations, all companions)

[@CharlysBonada]

Garrus list of favorite stuff: *shoot at bottles on the citadel *calibrate weapons *talk in elevators...

[@RockLou]

Imagine shooting at bottles in an elevator while calibrating his gun. Pure bliss.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

fighting through places, but only if they're classy

[@lonewarden8641]

@@GenericUsername-qp1ww and only if they aren’t hospitals

[@allandnothing5338]

I'd say he'd put calibrating first on the list!

[@Bryz0n]

@@lonewarden8641 only if they’re classy iirc

[@Goatuccino]

Uncle Wrex, I'm going to cry. Everyone grew so much.

[@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954]

And somehow Wrex hates all the female krogan wanting to make baby krogan with him. Wrex is by FAR the most bad-ass of all krogan and he doesn't want to get lai- I mean have a baby krogan? It sucks that the closest we got to having him part as our squad again is from the Citadel DLC. He's fucking awesome in that DLC too from insulting everyone and making some of the highlights of the DLC and what I consider as some of the highlights of the trilogy.

[@Blazieth]

@@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 It's not that he doesn't want to get laid. It's that he's being buried under too much of a good thing. He needs a *break* every now and then, a bit of time to rest! Poor guy was icing down his Quad on the Citadel after literally sneaking out his own bathroom window! (which is a HILARIOUS mental picture, by the way) (EDIT: Him sneaking out the window, I mean. Not the other thing.)

[@nikorobinson6336]

They're all wrexs children he probably out ages them by a couple of centuries

[@devzeppelin1911]

@@somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 everyone loves uncle Urdnot

[@venkatapattela1046]

That actually made me cry, considering that my Wrex died in ME1

[@AtlassGaming]

James: “My shuttle bay!” EDI: “No, MY shuttle bay!”

[@finalbossmichael]

Joker: "My shuttle bae."

[@DecisiveZoom]

Shepard: ⚒"Our shuttle bay"⚒

[@aeronblack9249]

Wasn’t it Cerberus’ shuttle bay once?

[@darthportus]

@@aeronblack9249 It's Alliance now

[@trumediamix1]

Wrex: "That's right! *_Get pissed off!_* It'll make BOTH of you fight better!"

[@ronniet6078]

"Commander. At times like these my people had an ancient saying... Throw him out the airlock"

[@PaiSAMSEN]

"Your people had time like this? Because in our cycle this is pretty uncommon."

[@floatedash2899]

Catchy… I like it.

[@julietsmith5925]

Works for me.

[@rinokumura7371]

Keelah Se'lai Javik

[@mariexx__]

Well, it’s easy to remember.

[@DeathGodRiku]

I love how Tali isn't even concerned with the fact they're going to fight a clone. She's worried about the clean-up!

[@edmdemonz8167]

I mean I would be too... gunfights tend to be messy

[@emanuelmartinez7267]

What do you expect? She's the only squad mate who's on the tech crew (I would include EDI but it's literally her body lol) killing things is easy, running a dozen security scans and doing hours of ship diagnostics is the hard part. There goes Tali, Gabby, Adams and Kenneth's weekend

[@bearbones7913]

I mean God knows how many credits the monitors alone cost. Add that up with everything else and it's a shit storm

[@s.o.q2914]

They are use to it, um I mean being around shepherd, shit tends to be odd

[@titanjakob1056]

Remember somethings don’t react well to bullets

[@propagandalf9511]

This confirms it. Javik and Wrex are Sith Lords

[@markusjames]

Heck, I'd gladly serve under them if I got to bring my best bud Garrus along.

[@rustyjones7908]

They're both fearsome warriors trained in biotics. Makes sense.

[@driftingwolf0]

With Darth Javik you can at least negotiate, but Darth Wreks can and will snap your spin in half with his bare hands because what is the fun in just force choaking you like a coward.

[@blackheartthedarklord6428]

@@rustyjones7908 and both have a unique taste in Salarian liver and kidneys.

[@brenthowell7786]

​@@blackheartthedarklord6428 😮😮😮 I just caught that...

[@sashakishko9451]

This is extremely well edited. Most other dialog compilations include a shitload of unnecessary repetition. Well done.

[@Blueoriontiger]

Sasha Kishko I've been subscribed to her since 2011, she does a lovely job at editing these. I know full well about those other videos with repetition and it annoys me too.

[@rick2402]

For real, much respect

[@chardaskie]

Don't insult NGL

[@creap32]

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE GARRUS, WE'RE WITH YOU!!

[@basdk1995]

Garrus really misses those talks, he bothers Tali with this on the Citadel in ME2 as well

[@tenjenk]

Because he's terrible.

[@anderazkuna6698]

Except he is not

[@RevolverOcelot1]

tenjek Gare Bear isn't terrible.

[@julietsmith5925]

Glad to see I'm not the only onecwho refers to him as Gare Bear.

[@victorgz2907]

Everyone about EDI: Are you ok? Javik about EDI: You are attempting to simulate feelings? Yep. The Trollthean strikes again.

[@jenifer1638]

My favourites : - Your people had time like this? Because in our cycle this is pretty uncommon - Ordinarily I'll be concerned about synthetic wanting to kill so many people, but just this once, go for it - Good, use your anger. On second thought, don't use your anger. As usual, Garrus, Tali, and Javik triumph

[@joseph86255]

I know right. Now if only Thane was in your team.

[@booboogieman]

James was actually pretty funny

[@ShadowQuickpaw]

See, you usually don't get to kill people who mess with your weights. THIS IS BETTER.

[@pruzarias]

I like the ancient saying "Kill him" i was like, bruh??

[@AznOmega]

​@@ShadowQuickpawDamn right, nobody touches your stuff.

[@Drocksas]

Wrex and Tali's convo has to be my favorite, though I do love Garrus's reference to the old elevator rides - even reminds me of ME2 where he tried to get Tali to tell him about her immune system and she subtly reminded him that she now has a shotgun. Good times...

[@markhandford2628]

yeah " I'm old and I worry" wrex was way more fun in the second and third games, by the third game all the characters had grown quite alot. My favorite 4 characters in order goes: Tali (best love interest in any game ever) Garrus Legion Wrex

[@AnnihilatorDigimon]

"Now?" My Tali has always had a shotgun. Shotguns were the only non pistol weapon she could use in one, and she was pretty handy with them.

[@Blazieth]

@@AnnihilatorDigimon Yeah, back in Mass Effect 1, Tali's class was effectively Engineer, except she swapped out Medicine for Shotguns.

[@marpj6138]

@@Blazieth She needed a stronger immune system

[@dscorner232]

And he referenced the fast reload trick because of the claymore being the slowest of the shotguns in the game...which is incidentally a krogan shotgun lol

[@SaintMarianne]

And once again, Javik the trollthean steals the show.

[@ITheLoZKingI]

Javik told me to ask you if he could throw you out the airlock.

[@raindrain1]

Am I the only one who didn't like Javik? That's not trolling, that's just straight " ha ha kill everything and everyone"

[@dethbreth8]

raindrain1 Well if I woke up from being frozen for 50,000 years and everything I ever gave a crap about died to giant robotic shrimp that are currently taking over everything now, I imagine I'd be a little bitter as well.

[@raindrain1]

I'm not saying he's not justified in being the way he is, but I just don't generally find it funny. Javik only had one or two good lines in the entire campaign, as far as I could tell, and he made it his business to piss everyone he could off just because he could. Unless that's what counts as trolling for you.

[@tmobile2120]

raindrain1 well considering he is from a different time, its different

[@ultramarine218]

No one was supportive of James' reason for being pissed off except Wrex. Somebody touching your stuff is more than enough reason to get angry!

[@MrPsych77]

+Noise Marines Garrus did.

[@rustyjones7908]

They're putting their fingers all over his doodads, touching his junk! No one touches James' junk and lives!

[@s.o.q2914]

True, imagine cleaning up a room only to have shit heads come in and mess it up again

[@LoganLS0]

And Garrus.

[@Manavine]

yeah Garrus was supportive of the anger, but did point out this situation was technically better for James as normally such a lash out would *not* be justified.

[@kluang1]

Javik: Use your anger Yoda: Anger lead to the darkside

[@walikoniks4309]

+capz Javik: On second thought,do not use your anger

[@WtfAreYouGonnaDo]

+SemagTlovit or Javik shoots yoda

[@knightpaladin9841]

I think you mean, throws him out of the airlock

[@WtfAreYouGonnaDo]

+zebro or takes his lightsaber stabs him, then shoots him, then throws him out the airlock. Then washes his hands after.

[@vincentbedard4267]

Yoda vs Javik confirmed !

[@healmyvision5941]

This DLC is literal god level I think i never laughed so much in my life Garrus and Zaeed at the party just killing it

[@Dark_Voice]

They are literally the issues why I always go energetic.

[@regiman222]

I like how Wrex is the only one who feels for Vega and his weights, though I think Shepard does too as in the CIC his stuff is in a trash bin and he has a 'now it's personal' moment Favourite convos are the 'head-butting uncle' and '1/4 krogan' as well as EDI being pissed off

[@MaximumFan136]

Shepard's priorities I feel go something like: "Don't fuck with my friends, don't fuck with my ship, and DON'T fuck with my hamster."

[@talizorahvasnerd]

I mean Garrus was on his side too

[@CrazyGuyoftheWest]

"They messed with my hamster guys... Now it's personal."

[@FreemanicParacusia]

James is underrated. The best is bringing him with Tali down to Rannoch and having James take out the AA gun. He stares at the console for a second scratching his head and then starts kicking it repeatedly while the QUALIFIED ENGINEER AND GETH EXPERT STANDING NEXT TO YOU gives you this long stare.

[@NellWatson]

You missed one! I accidentally forgot to meet Aethyta before heading to Tuchanka, and in that case Liara doesn't say she's one quarter Krogan. Instead, the conversation with Wrex goes as the following (partially as in the other example): Wrex: You ready? Liara: Absolutely. Wrex: No worrying? No emotional concerns? You've grown up, T'Soni. Liara: Killing people gets easier after the first few hundred. Wrex: It does indeed. It's so amazing that we're all still discovering these tiny variations! What an amazing narrative.

[@s.o.q2914]

I think you get that if you don't talk to the cafe cashier who's her " Father"

[@StivKobra]

I'm glad James got his priorities straight, good for him!

[@jled787]

I really miss having my Squad Follow Shep around in non-combat areas, commenting on the scenery, NPC Conversations and just general Party Banter. That said, the Citadel DLC made-up for most of my misgivings on BIOWARE removing your entire Squad whenever you dock in the Citadel and Ii makes sense that they have places to be and things to do when ashore.

[@288theabe]

Yeah? Personally, I kinda liked not having my squad follow Shepard on the Citadel. Provides a bit of realism. I mean, would you rather follow someone instead of going to somewhere like Purgatory to let off some steam?

[@jled787]

288theabe The least they could do is have you select your Squad while the rest enjoy a bit of shore leave, then have the ability to switch squadmates on the flying car transport thing.

[@ToriJP]

"Yes. Because you're terrible." I laughed so loud I made the dogs bark. I'm easily amused.

[@Agent_1701-D]

And to think if you romanced neither Tali nor Garrus, in retrospect, this could be considered flirting for them.

[@Ramrikai]

So, what have we learned? Tali and Wrex have the best conversations no matter the game with Garrus in a close second, and Javik is a sith lord.

[@dragonheart1236]

Tali and Wrex are shotgun gang

[@ArgusImagery]

@@dragonheart1236 3 years late, but Tali and Wrex standing back to back with the words "shotgun gang" would be SUCH a good Mass Effect tattoo

[@LoganLS0]

Wrex is the morally questionable uncle. Tali is the nerdy little sister. Garrus is the ultimate homie. Ash is the warrior maiden. Javik is the best troll. EDI has righteous indignation. Liara is boring. James and Kaidan exist.

[@Shadowofthesoldier]

Javik "Commander, at times like this, my people haf an ancient saying.. *Kill him*" Wrex " Catchy, I like it" Dammit :,D

[@Blazieth]

"Your people had times like this? Because in our cycle, this is pretty uncommon."

[@therocpd]

I'm with Garus, I miss those elevator scenes, unlike loading pages that take you out of the moment. Plus those elevators had great convos

[@NeoakiraIV]

Well do I have a Remaster for you

[@Elementroar]

I just LOVE Tali’s extra “because you’re terrible” tossed in there, just made me snort.

[@Mr_Dacx]

I love how Wrex is the only one to validate James being upset about his weights. "Damn right, nobody touches your stuff."

[@EditedAF987]

I mean Garrus kinda does as well, he points out that this is essentially a dream come true because you normally can’t get away with reacting so harshly to something as small as that.

[@TALIZ0RAH]

1:15 "Yes, because your terrible"

[@regorn01]

So disapointed.

[@magicwalrus4255]

2:32 I thought it would be "Throw it out the airlock."

[@cosmogcrusader5546]

"You're like the crazy head-butting uncle I never had." Tali speaks for all of us tbh.

[@demogorghon]

Great montage. No unnecessary repeats. Thank you :)

[@hk-117.]

Wrex has the absolute best comments. Head-butting uncle, Quarter-Krogan, and who would win in a fight. LOL

[@VarianNash]

Wrex's exchange with Tali sounded a lot like "My little baby's all grown up and saving China." 😂

[@DeathMessenger1988]

"Good, Use your Anger!" Javik sounds like a freaking Sith Lord, sometimes. Not that I have any problems with it, Sith are awesome! "Kneel before Lord Javik, Dark Lord of the Sith, Primitives!" XD

[@phuturephunk]

I love Ashley's response to Vega... "We're you trying to bulk up or.." You know the next bit was going to be 'cut'. (People who lift will get it.

[@theta_clips]

Swole > Ripped

[@DoGDarkBurner2736]

James: “Those assholes are in the shuttle bay! My shuttle bay!” Javik: “Good. Use your anger. ” James: “I just know some asshole messed around with my weights. I finally had them set up right!” Javik: “On second thought, do not use your anger.” Gotta love that this conversation is where Javik has someone not to use their anger

[@alexhong7989]

"Kill him" "Use your anger" Darth Javik

[@Lennyohh]

I love when it's Tali and the Virmire survivor how she's just listing everything she has to do and then just goes "Ah screw it let's get this over with". Just the way she says her last line is perfect

[@NevynSlash]

The amount of time and effort it must have taken to make all these compilations is really appreciated. Thank you!

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

Wrex in ME1: “Why the hell are these aliens talking to me 😒” Wrex in ME3: “These are my best friends and I have missed them so much.”

[@gamesamurai3063]

I want a mass effect sitcom with wrex as the crazy uncle always getting into trouble with grunt tali and garrus

[@I2dios8]

We better have elevator banter in mass effect Andromeda or so help me bioware...

[@chrisfox7034]

Fuck banter, how about an ending that makes sense?

[@I2dios8]

The ending makes sense if you think about it. It was just executed extremely poorly, was rushed, and cut important details.

[@chrisfox7034]

Itudios2 It doesn't. The more you think about it, the less it does. Three people can take down a Reaper with little outside help comparatively, but the entire Galaxy can barely bring down one with weapons specifically designed to kill them. Not to mention that they were fighting alongside Synthetic life and the purpose of the Reapers was to end civilization before a war between Organics and Synthetics happened. So the Reapers technically should have fucked off since their purpose had become void. Instead, much like the spoiled bratty shitlord they took the form of, they get exactly what they wanted. Shepard joins them or dies.

[@I2dios8]

I don't recall a reaper ever being destroyed by only 3 people. If you're talking about sovereign, he was only stunned after Saren's death and it took a full barrage from several Alliance Fleets to blow it in half not even fully destroyed. If you're talking about the one on Rannoch it took multiple barrages from the entire Quarian Flotilla to bring it down and that's a weak one. And originally the ending was meant to include reasoning beyond just organics and synthetics. It was supposed to also be about organics fighting other organic races, the rachni wars, the krogan rebellion, the genophage, and the contact war. So the thing they were trying to go for was organic life ultimately self destructed either by conflict with other organics, conflict with synthetics, or conflict with themselves. The readers were meant to prevent this ultimate destruction, waiting for each civilization to flourish before "harvesting" them in order to preserve their knowledge, culture, and the species themself in the same way a biologist preserves an animal corpse in formaldehyde.

[@chrisfox7034]

Itudios2 I believe it might've been that one. There was also the one that was seriously damaged by a giant worm, and the partly made one that was destroyed by exactly three people. I just really think that if you manage to unite the entire galaxy, draw from the power of the FIRST cycle ever, and pretty much make the Reaper's goal pointless that they still win in the end no matter what. They either cripple galaxy wide travel and communication, make some hybrid, or get Shepard.

[@hyun0282]

2:28 that's one of my favorite quote in this dlc

[@CorinthiansAU]

The reason why I love the citadel DLC, the banter is too powerful

[@flywithanon9018]

The sarcasm is high in this one

[@operationstratos1013]

I wonder what Legion would say if he were there?

[@solvegia]

Probably mentioning the possibility od rewriting Shepard-Heretic... with aggresive diplomacy.

[@FoxHound-ut1hu]

Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkk yoooooooouuuu!!!!!

[@Dan-qy6zv]

*Sad screaming*

[@rokusho6667]

Legion: This unit feels conflicted about killing the second Shepard commander. ; Tali: he said you were a glorified flash light. Legion: we have reached consensus. He must die.

[@GenZVall]

@@rokusho6667 Good one 😂

[@nreed200]

I love tali's reaction to edi wanting to kill all those people.

[@rustkarl]

Garrus in the Elevator is perfect. Tali and Wrex was somehow heartwarming.

[@Isaacisaperson4677]

I love how EDI just shuts James down

[@mrjackdandy]

You are amazing for doing these compilations. especially the ones with so many variations and combinations like this one

[@MrGregnsk54]

awesome! Thanks! You got steel nerves to do this mission so many times.

[@theemperor3497]

Javik: On second thought, do not use that anger.

[@someguycj]

I half expected Javik to say “DEW IT!” with his ancient saying

[@Mandulis666]

"Good. Use your anger." Damn. I'm starting to think Javik actually is the evil Emperor of a long forgotten Sith Empire...

[@mandagail715]

"Yes, because you're terrible." I just lost it. xD

[@TheWinjin]

All right, I see it was addressed already, but Editing is BEAUTIFUL. The way you spliced these together to exclude any repetitive phrases? Just. Perfect. Thank you! It must have been a ton of work.

[@54lolman]

I liked the first one cause it just shows how much your old crew have bonded together

[@hushthebow9472]

also a reference to a nice game mechanic

[@Limrasson]

+Jaxon Sutton What was the shotgun reloading trick? I usually play infiltrator/sentinel and played Vanguard once, but I don't remember it.

[@hushthebow9472]

Limrasson on the heavy shotguns like the claymore when you start reloading as soon as the number on the clip goes back up you press the sprint/roll button and it cancels the next few seconds of the animation giving you a higher dps overall

[@PsyckoSama]

"I believe my sense of proprietary outage outweighs yours"

[@drcoolcabbage]

4:29 I love how EDI throws down an uno reverse card right there.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

DAYUMN! Never seen EDI THIS pissed. Anger is a very common emotion for organics. I'm proud of her

[@MR.ICE.]

3:49 Javik: “Goooood, use your anger. Let it flow through you!”

[@jrjp01]

I love how much this feels like a natural conversation where they're all in the room.

[@Badmunky64]

you've earned the compliments dude. Your editing is the best I've ever seen. You even arrange the comments in the proper order for the best 'punch line'

[@TheMeta141]

this would have taken atleast an hour of selecting squadmates then getting to this point. then editing all of it together so perfectly. jesus i'm feeling exhausted just thinking about it. damn fine work FluffyNinjaLlama

[@82dorrin]

I love how EDI sounds legitimately pissed.

[@fi_mia7]

This DLC really hits the spot. Brings back a lot of memories from ME2 and especially from ME1...

[@RobertHarr1son]

2:06 Oh that´s nasty!

[@ARWINGx1]

Me: (Eww!)

[@domingoherreros1031]

Awesome compilation, the editing made it more dynamic to watch. The other compilations are too repetitive. Great work!

[@Spartan3101200]

awe, the wrex tali convo was so sweet :)

[@JesseNiou]

Thanks so much for putting this together! Saves me from playing it 35 times over. My friends have been missing me.

[@zanite8650]

"Yes, because you're terrible" Tali : D

[@Arashi110]

You're my hero, Fluffy. Thanks for putting this all together! I seriously don't know who I like best. They're all hilarious.

[@davidshepard-alenko4232]

Kaidan at 1:37

[@garrettstephens91]

I literally laughed out loud when Wrex said, "Catchy. I like it."

[@amiralomar8807]

Citadel DLC is what saved Mass Effect 3 for me. It gave the closure that I needed after spending 3 games with all of these wonderful characters.

[@jacklajoie9126]

i love garrus' sarcasm.

[@EricTheRedWiseman]

EDI's reaction: "These people are disrespecting my home ... my body...this is unacceptable!" Garrus, like the guy eyeing you across the bar with a smriky grin: "wanna talk about it?" Tali, to EDI: "I know the feeling"

[@adamreid116]

The adventures of Tali and Uncle Wrex continue!

[@vodkavecz]

I write this down here, but I should write it to all your ME3 videos: These videos are a huge help in our project, to translate the game to hungarian. And I'm pretty sure all the other translator groups feel the same. Thank you very much.

[@atlanticsquib7232]

I feel like after the war wrex, Grunt, James and Javik would all stay great friends

[@ninethreefivesix]

Man, this is great. And EDI totally steals the show during this mission.

[@Bearprints0]

My heart melted on the first one and I had to just pause the video for a minute.

[@mistersmiley9425]

I feel intimidated by EDI...

[@GrassPokeKing]

She does, after all, enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

[@mistersmiley9425]

c:

[@RustCohle072]

Wrex and Liara's is my favourite

[@danomyte67]

Out of all the decisions in the mass effect series, this is easily the hardest one of all. I just wanna bring them all

[@KravMagoo]

3:49...Darth Javik.

[@MP-in3yn]

I love garrus bringing up the conversations in the elevators on the citadel and how bioware referenced it in me2&3

[@gregdunn965]

Thank you for making this video, I'm too stubborn to not have Garrus in my squad so I never seen these

[@selenagallegos4297]

EDI behind her "day of reckoning..."

[@alzar197]

tali: the question i get asked most is "tali how do you go to bathroom in the suit" ............ just like that

[@archangel9191]

True about Tali though, she really has grown up so fast, only yesterday she was shy and quiet and kept to herself in the Engineering Deck on the Normandy, now she's grown into a smart, strong and confident young woman, plus, Admiral Tali'Zorah vas Normandy sounds just as cool too, though, let's hope she doesn't grow up too much and fast, we might miss her.

[@bondedcastaway3085]

I love wrexs voice 😂

[@ghostbirdofprey]

I love Garrus' fixation on the old elevator talks.

[@anneshepard]

There was a 5 minute video out there all along… can’t tell how many times I’ve loaded the game to match different squad mates to hear these

[@ALucienLachance]

Thanks much FluffyNinjaLlama this was epic XD

[@AWOOGO]

Lol liara and tali XD

[@nottossik6932]

4:09 Javik sounds so dissapointed lmao

[@DooshBag7000]

these are very well put together

[@noctoi]

Ahhh Garrus and James.... Javic was also damned funny lol. Love your vids :D

[@LtBasil]

Javik: "Good. Use your anger." Anakin: "I think Javik is a Sith Lord."

[@vc180191]

***** He's a merc in ME1, it's what you kinda expect of him. However, if you keep talking with him and help him out on his side missions, you do get a feel that there's something more to him. The only thing is it takes until after Virmire before he becomes the bro he is meant to be, and by ME3 he's pure un-distilled Krogan badass.

[@Valiordruid]

Yup. After a second playthrough of ME1 after I finished the trilogy, I really liked Wrex. I've always kept him alive since.