[Garry's Mod] Every Early 2000s Discovery Channel Show

it'd probably run for 20 seasons and have an episode where he buys dirt or something
and before you ask, yes - this was absolutely just an overly elaborate framework for a stupid 5-minute RP bit that we really liked
#gmod #garrysmod #soundsmith

[@skibidibap4411]

This really makes me feel like I'm on the history channel at 1am in the morning eating my sisters ice cream

[@thescamp9689]

Strawberry? Chocolate? Mint? Neapolitan?

[@NekkiNosra07]

Maybe taste like a 200 years old ice-cream?

[@fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231]

What is your profile picture from?

[@themastergluesniffer]

@@NekkiNosra07 holy fuck it’s agent gaming

[@JagEterCoola]

Same, but sans just the ice cream. Just. The ice cream.

[@kaltrop2399]

I love the implication that Alans "unclaimed packages" are a product of him being a porche pirate

[@charlotte_8814]

i like that explanation better then the actual one

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

I legit thought it was that box bomb and he was going to detonate it...

[@donttestme9546]

I hate people who steal Porches

[@griffithwes0074]

@@donttestme9546 y e s

[@Stalker-ph2ul]

Porche thieves are the epitome of scum and villainy

[@latte_man8048]

That's why I love Garry's mod. You can make absurd masterpieces with no budget (Alcohol doesn't count)

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

only budget is the actual cost of gmod

[@distant1334]

Even by myself I walked around a deserted gm_flatgrass with a skeleton im dragging around is fun

[@pyrobytee]

the only budget in GMod is paying developers to make a mod.

[@DaburuTori]

@@crabulonbestgirl9130 and having friends.

[@mozambiquehere6393]

Yes

[@charlotte_8814]

as someone who actually works in an antique store, this is quite accurate

[@tenacityxl]

You don’t pay your taxes?

[@ferdithetank7535]

@@tenacityxl Not if you convince tithe takers that your shelves contain literal canonical garbage.

[@SkrasherYT]

Hey nice profile picture

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@SkrasherYT the Shy band

[@charlotte_8814]

@@SkrasherYT you too

[@StickMaster500]

If this show was on the History Channel, you know that some aliens are going to sell their advanced technology for some frying pan

[@Operator441]

Stickmaster500? What are you doing here

[@M3rk420]

@@Operator441 youre mom

[@simonisaak-baca8884]

Tf2 in a nutshell

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

You mean duped shovel.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

There's a rather funny thing that I think people don't consider very often: Earth probably has tons of resources (natural or otherwise) that are far more common and less valuble here than on other planets. Ergo, it's possible that the Human race has been sitting on any number of gold mines for who knows how long! Then again, it's also possible that societies of other planets would have no concept of money. Or society!

[@Andri474]

"I got this for about 100 bucks." "I'll give you 2 dollars for it."

[@nathaniellunzaga5910]

Out of nowhere: “Would you like to take a Duped Shovel?”

[@nathanford2072]

“You son of a bitch, I’m in!”

[@Pudding404]

When you sell your games at gamestop:

[@santinodelgado281]

Garyvee in a nutshell

[@ZooberWezeeKenzan]

“It could be a bomb.” *Throws package on the floor* “It could be a bomb” *Throws package on the floor again* “IT COULD BE A BOMB” *Throws package with even more force* “... You know it could be anything.”

[@عبدالعزيزالجابري-د7ع]

Yeah it could be a bomb

[@mad_asian1610]

Does it come with a free flip-phone?

[@nuxx1876]

@@mad_asian1610 no but it might come with A BOMB yknow

[@spectralaria8648]

3:57 I wouldnt touch this timestamp, "it could be a bomb"

[@cvImpersonator]

6:02 this could be a Bomb

[@Pudding404]

I though this was a soundsmith video. Wasn't aware Rick Harrison started a new TV series...

[@AxxLAfriku]

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear pu

[@yourcommonbro7349]

Please ignore the user above me (axxl), he's a bot

[@Popcorn_Pillow]

@@yourcommonbro7349 no what he said was "Sooo offensive" so "Racist"

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

Ngl I would watch life of sound Smith documentaries if he even made it 😂

[@criticalcium]

@@AxxLAfriku 0:16

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

I wanna see a DefunctTV on why Antique Hunters flopped (including the hundreds of fatalities that were aired on the show)

[@littleboyred1]

Excuse me the _what._

[@TheMonitor881]

You can’t just say “hundreds of fatalities” without explaining

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

I mean you saw what happened to that intro farmer and Alan!

[@anarkxi]

Alan had it coming he didnt pay taxes

[@xcmledder3420]

​@@TheMonitor881yeah he can, it's a free country damnit

[@LettuceHead]

Questions like "What if I drop a washing machine on your head?" are the reason women have a longer lifespan than us

[@finley3539]

0:17 I like to think that Ethan just started dragging and dropping sound effects from his folder at random

[@SMorZ_inc]

basically. he edited that part on stream and the chat just started talking about dirt and only dirt and making him throw random sounds in

[@JTF544]

@@SMorZ_inc ytp sexer is a major component

[@jacksonbeeftown6908]

Everything about the skit was perfect. The silence was so awkward and eree, but that goes so well along with the fact that they keep being suspicious of each other and especially when they mentioned the bomb like it could be a bomb idk, but it *could* be a bomb. The tension was so Goddamn high for some reason and it just adds so much more to it. Its perfect.

[@kostakatsoulis2922]

"It could be a bomb... why are you sweating?" -Alan from Alan's antique store

[@itcenters]

What a wonderful antique hunting show

[@DoctorIsIn]

^ No bots allowed

[@itcenters]

@Not RickRoll 👇 stay away from me you monster

[@TGigachad-i9y]

This will be the best show ever on Discovery channel

[@Mr.Edinside]

Ngl you right tho

[@dashanknranker9625]

This will be the show ever on discovery channel

[@itcenters]

This will be the best show ever on Discovery channel

[@api2216]

"this automatically prints my tax information, and then throws it out. you know.... Cause I don't pay taxes." This got me rolling on the floor :D

[@Randoman590]

Grunkle Stan approves

[@kabob0077]

Now I want early 2000's History Channel shows... You already managed to perfectly encapsulate Discovery Channel, why not more?

[@Mattno.777]

Mountain Monsters except its a Guy in a Costume

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

@@Mattno.777 Played by Bearded Expense

[@roboticjanitor3332]

@@majorasmaskguy_8452 are you implying he isn't an actual mountain monster?

[@JcoleMc]

@@roboticjanitor3332 could mountain monsters have actually been Ancient extra terrestrial visitors

[@GovernorBroadsideDS]

Ancient Aliens

[@omagedon014]

You're missing a shot during from inside the car where he's talking to the people in his vehicle about the place they're going to. Still captured the energy beautifully though.

[@enclave_here]

I think we got that with the shot where he’s driving to Alan’s Antiques, but it’s just third person instead of first person

[@reagansido5823]

"This box could have anything. It could have a bomb!" (Opens it) SoundSmith has unboxed: the caber

[@badopinionssquid1735]

(Angellic choir)

[@sposeidon2374]

The driving scene is so accurate. I love how right in the beginning he murders and old guy, steals his car and instantly crashes. “These are built to last” *drops mug and breaks* *silence

[@2005sam]

"if that sets off the bomb im going to laugh" *BOMB IMMIDIATLY BLOWS UP*

[@CapoFisk]

I laughed so hard at that.

[@backoffpeer]

The intro is 100% accurate. I had to watch these intros almost everyday for entertainment as a child.

[@mrmelonmanag8733]

Soundsmith’s editing skills are getting better and better every video made

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

that's how experience works

[@freezingjazzy]

"I love the Alliteration Allan." "..." "...." "....." "......" "Yeah?"

[@denyhaguilar679]

"(Wheeze) Yeah! Hehehe!"

[@mrtsimmuaj3182]

“Yeah ok cool, uuuh, anyway umm”

[@Mr.Edinside]

“Alright take the shot” *farmer just flipping dies*

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

flipping

[@notanimposter]

medic baaaaaaaag

[@DeletedTroll]

He took a shot it seems.

[@eins2001]

*farmer has logged out*

[@denyhaguilar679]

Wha? AAAaaªª-

[@dr.consumerock6798]

"This things built to last" The Mug: "lol no"

[@larrypan2290]

You forgot the part in the intro where the main character tells his entire life story

[@psipenguin8626]

they're like American anime characters

[@MsMacintosh]

@@psipenguin8626 E- You... you're not, wrong.

[@elecric]

we already moved past that bro we are on episode 23 ykniw

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

I mean he talks about living with his mother in rp_uioncity

[@intrepidferret6704]

I've never seen something so perfect.

[@Perdix64]

@Not RickRoll 👇 gee I wonder what that is.

[@twongi6044]

ah yes, the very obvious instrumental rock for the intro, a true classic

[@veikkatoivari9871]

watching this with a fever proved to be a religious experience

[@thenorfnonly3486]

The true Discovery Channel experience

[@theemeraldtuber]

"Alright take the shot." *Farmer goes to Brazil*

[@dopey473]

As someone who used to watch a lot of these with my dad when we had nothing else better to do this is extremely accurate.

[@fuster7605]

I've found 3 fucking bullets and a broken key irl on my field

[@Riolupai]

@pyro satoor what

[@fuster7605]

The key, right.....?

[@griffithwes0074]

@pyro satoor no the gun

[@griffithwes0074]

Also I feel ya engineer gaming I have found live 9mm ammo in a residential neighborhood

[@fuster7605]

@@griffithwes0074 i don't know how to feel about that

[@noahw4321]

The cut at 9:47 where Bob Fart recently slew four citizens leaves a lot to be explained

[@bungeebat8063]

"nO deal" Hells kitchen sound Glass shattering 4th wall break thing Vine boom Vine boom vine boom

[@NerfPlayeR135]

Don't forget the Lego Yoda death sound.

[@kelek_the_idiot]

This is the most chaotic neutral video ive ever seen

[@hourai-san3829]

There is so much effort put into this, like perfectly seasoning a bigmac. Or a professional actor in a roleplay server.

[@CH-gm6rl]

HE'S A SOUND DESIGNER, WITH A FLICK OF HIS WRIST HE COULD REMOVE THE BUZZING. yet he does not, for the meme

[@CommanderBroShep]

I loved it when something breaks, everyone goes quiet for a few seconds and then right back to talking like nothing happened.

[@wormiefolk2153]

hearing dallas' scream when that model t salesman was turned into a future paleontology study was icing on the cake

[@waldornprime5567]

**pulls out whole watermelon** "Sorry this is my lunch let me put it away"

[@dragonbolt4425]

"Hey Ethan what if I dropped a washing machine on your head?" Second favorite line behind the last one lmao

[@seaverbeaver]

Using the Black Mesa character models for this means I cant stop thinking about some nondescript scientist who decided do leave his job and go hunt for antiques.

[@treese_]

I can't imagine how hard it must've been to hold back laughter

[@arsonistnpc]

i've rewatched this video like seventeen times, the gags in here are just chef's kiss

[@mannysmith5397]

* I GOT YOUR BADGE NUMBER YOU PIG!"* "That's so raven, yeah."

[@MfwPrivate]

I really love how this can technically be considered an arg like Gunslingerpro's or Badwater's

[@simonsoupshark8009]

how.

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@simonsoupshark8009 Its made in gmod it has to be an arg

[@twinsarmageddon760]

That opening scene was the funniest shit I've seen in months dude

[@bobberman4641]

As someone who unironically watches American pickers, this feels like a call out

[@breadspy5974]

I guess you could say that really was antique "hunting"

[@samuelhutsell1078]

"its like theres only one model of keyboard in Garry's Mod" sad portal keyboard noises

[@nathanford2072]

9:55 killed me. Im just thinking in my head: “Engineer gaming” YEEEEEEEEE-

[@notonthrax]

I love the camera's fps.

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Dude, you absolutely NAILED the intro. From the rock music to the inexplicable 30+ years of experience.

[@Notafoundationspy]

That intro was disturbingly nostalgic.

[@49crows]

This video instantly became one of my favourites. The editing, the music, the improv is all exceptional!

[@JadeoLameo]

This is probably up there as one of my favorite videos on the channel now. Tons of fun to watch

[@OsnoloVrach]

''Ill buy it!'' *Child voice* ''Ok but uh, im calling an admin for rdm ur in so much trouble*

[@MayaUnknownn]

this really makes me want to play gmod with people

[@RickMattison314]

The intro must’ve been a combination of “Mythbusters”, “Gangland”, and “Auction Hunters”.

[@benciaga9013]

incredible bit to wake up to, thank you mister antique man

[@quackeducc]

I would love to see this as a full series

[@Killer522]

I loved this series as a kid.

[@unoriginalblu]

I'm pissed that the intro was pretty much accurate to how they actually were.

[@RebelChipMunk]

Man I WISH this is what early antiquing shows were like, but luckily good old Soundsmith is here to entertain and show us how it should have been done.

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

It's a special kind of video that has me eager to rewatch it throughout my entire first viewing.

[@TokuSapphire]

I havnt watched one of your vids in forever, but this was really great! Im excited to see what else ya got! "It could be a bomb-" *continues to drop it on the floor*

[@DoctorIsIn]

Thanks funny shovel man, very cool.

[@ewptyewpewp]

Duped Strange Exorcism Shovel

[@doon6066]

I used to watch a lot of American Pickers with my dad on the history channel, this is pretty damn accurate

[@ProfessorSqueaky]

I absolutely love the use of the dumbass scary ambient sound effect they use in every reality TV show

[@jackson14431]

this gives me the essence of sitting in my dad's living room eating microwaved dominos.

[@nuxx1876]

holy shit i thought you meant actual dominoes

[@dusk7484]

This hits so many checkmarks it’s so dumb I love it please get a tv station on this

[@ChadvonNugget]

I absolutely love how choppy the camera bits are. This is truly a masterpiece

[@A_Random_Person324]

Every one of these gmod videos is a straight upgrade to the last, and i love it.

[@tomjonescentral9872]

"This is Alan's antique, uh... shop?"

[@burger6462]

The "I'll give you 400 for it" followed by all the sound effects killed me. I used to watch shows like Hell's kitchen and omg it's so accurate.

[@spicyboi3464]

You really got the sound effects right tho 😂

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

This is actually quite accurate to a lot of 2000s discovery channel shows about people buying and selling stuff

[@purplehaze2358]

I’d unironically watch Antique Hunters.

[@sircrabsalot4840]

dis new show looks awesome I can’t wait for the next episode

[@sinonteamfortress2764]

it doesnt matter what game he plays,he always makes me laugh😂

[@notenoughmemes1847]

This really feels like something I would see my parents watching with our tv constantly tuned to HDTV or the DIY channels. Especially with the no-copyright guitar riffs at the beginning that kind of sounds like something a boomer father would listen to on repeat.

[@NoraMeld]

Excellent. Love the over editing, very true to life.

[@ArkayeCh]

The stock guitar music sent me back into my childhood.

[@plaguehead7348]

Probably one of the best high production shitposts I've seen in a long while.

[@unintentionally_edgy5867]

how do you guys manage to be so chill yet so chaotic at the same time

[@fishy_bolo]

GOOD DAY WHEN SOUNDSMITH UPLOADS

[@retroruben2672]

I can only imagine the amount of takes Sound Smith had to do w/o him laughing about the intro bit

[@danthesupplyman4113]

You gotta add some Kevin Macleod music in the reality scenes along with a bunch of tone setting sfx like ice guys

[@Apollo_Vanron]

This is hilarious, I love this type of video. It seems very entertaining for everyone involved with both the making and viewing of this piece of media.

[@sketchekmc2745]

"What's this?" "A bomb" "A Bomb?!" *Boom*

[@fawfulbenivictor5556]

"Enough anthrax to kill an elephant" is a phrase I needed today.

[@keith65223]

The constant buzzing in the background makes this gag so much funnier then it already was

[@desertsage6932]

this was like classic vanoss before he began shilling mobile games God, Soundsmith, can you just like, Stop doing tf2 forever and do more of this so I can see you overedit for meticulous detail that only a neurotic superfan can appreciate to the same level as you?

[@biggoofy]

Stop tf2 forever?

[@villager2342]

I mean I'd love to see him do this more often, but he can't just quit tf2 since it's what most of his audience watches

[@intCubito45]

Is His channel, NOT yours

[@_Polaris042]

Vanoss is still pretty good with his current videos. Also god forbid people want money lol

[@cvImpersonator]

OBJECTION first of all its his channel he does what he wants and also tf2 is amazing fun and timeless he cant just quite it and also a good majority of his audience came from his tf2 videos like stereotype videos, monthly meatloaf, mvm madness, and new meta and you want him to stop all of that content just because you think hes "over it " and yes i am a superfan but i dont tell him what he should do, now as a fast learner scunt ima target you and spam lenny binds

[@somelass231]

“these things, built to last-“ *mug instantly breaks* “…” “ok.”

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: your bones are wet

[@fancyferro4186]

I don’t know why or how , but this is done so well to the point that I thought that I should check the other channels to see what else is on

[@fowden367]

You should release the intro as its own video with youtube shorts, with the new algorithm i bet that'll be a massive hit

[@ninjafurret2280]

Make this a series where each new episode parodies another show. An Ice Road Truckers parody, an Ancient Aliens parody, etc.

[@david-gabrielpop5344]

This got to be the best video so far! Edit: For those who think otherwise, I'm sorry but you're objectively wrong!

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Best Gmod video, absolutely.