The Peanut Butter Cream Pie Pocketer

[@pointmanenterprises9997]

This marks the first time in gas station encounters history someone bought a tasty sandwich with a quarter pound of meat in it

[@johnwilburn]

That was made fresh daily.

[@josepimann7384]

I noticed that too.

[@jamescook5487]

Remember when a dude stole 5? He only gave back 3 so he got away with 2 lol.

[@julius.p]

with 3 slices of cheese.

[@Papur1st]

They bought some before

[@sixtyfiveford]

Was this sandwich made today? No, 5 years ago you're just the first person to ever buy one.

[@Avery-Gamess]

@@__1201 I guess in a way

[@MS-vb4rh]

C’mon, after just watching 4 1/2 videos EVERYONE should know those tasty sandwiches are made fresh daily. You defender of thieves🤣

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Samwhiches are made daily (mon-fri excluding holidays) not always sold daily tend s to be what they mean by made daily!

[@kylev8637]

Sir, The five year limit expired yesterday 🤣

[@RJDCR]

lol

[@530skeptic]

"Is the nice guy routine so we don't suspect you?" That cut the dude like a razor. Gas station psychologist.

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

He’s a freaking therapist…

[@JoeSkutnik]

Even though he was caught shoplifting, that comment is what fucked up his day.

[@kingstonboone2481]

It's sad people really sell these lies to good people. Acting as a good guy and being comfortable with it is real evil.

[@Gohan1138]

he fucking does videos with JCS next on all his videos

[@nunyabiznes5489]

It aint that deep.

[@tom_something]

I love the small-talk questions they ask just to seem, like, aggressively normal. "Is it made here?" he asks, of the sandwich he has already decided to pay for.

[@A6Legit]

I was surprised he didnt give him the made fresh daily with 3 slices of cheese routine...

[@nowthatsjustducky]

@@A6Legit And a quarter pound of meat.

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

@@A6Legit And which one is his favorite.

[@kennygwalk5328]

It looks delicious!!!. Never in my life have I saw a good looking pre packaged gas station sandwich

[@christopherdaniel1371]

Full of sodium, carbs, preservatives mmmmm

[@TannerMcCoyOfficial]

The silence and then the “psh psh” for the last two pumps he did of Pepsi had me fucking dying😂😂😂

[@jackstorm777]

I've never seen a more perfect depiction of the Tow Truck Driver archetype

[@texasboy1457]

🤣🤣🤣

[@honeybadger1847]

Thinking his name is Lars but he goes by Larry.

[@honeybadger1847]

I’m taking the stereotype further. Dog? Unneutered pitbull. Music? Death metal.

[@deltahomicide9300]

Is he the custom character in a Tow truck videogame?

[@nickh2647]

The right placement of grease and everything

[@icestationzebraassociates2460]

I think if that guy showed up to tow my car, I'd probably just push it.

[@montemaguire4596]

Yeah he would probably steel something out of ur car cause thats what thieves do .

[@ryukami404]

My first comment would be "Oh so you werent fired after stealing."

[@DustinIsDriving]

Omg some one actually bought the tasty sandwich 🥪 and didn’t try to steal it!! Also… those drink noises made this video 1000x times better 🤣🤣

[@bilhamcobbly2957]

Hilarious 😂

[@holdencaulfield1757]

Nice to see someone new actually thinking it’s the first time someone bought a sandwich

[@patobantan420]

A whole half pound of fresh deli meats

[@Tommo1593]

@@audrey2562 This comment is better

[@evortus]

Yo what's up Dustin? Holy Smackovich!

[@ForesightFishing]

I’ve been eating one of those peanut butter pies every single day for the past week and I think about this man when I open the wrapper.

[@BuffaloNickel9]

Nice

[@Shiner0438]

I didn’t know double decker fudge rounds existed till watching this shit 😂

[@marquethagod1769]

@@Shiner0438my personal fave with a cup of coffee or hot coco

[@Dougy345]

I give it to this guy. He has balls. You never know what kind of person might you are dealing with when you follow them outside…

[@PeezyMadePill]

Cuz he got the police on speed dial that's not balls sir

[@mplslawnguy3389]

@@PeezyMadePillHow are the police going to help you over the phone?

[@claudeman]

I get really excited when I see the cashier making their way out behind the customer ready to record.

[@ritawashere5787]

Me too!! 😂 Store clerk: what's in your pocket? Thief: (brain bubble) dessert.

[@dividius8004]

You probably have issues

[@austinsonnenberg6403]

I always hope they get beat up

[@kickrocks333]

The best ones I swear

[@rockstarofredondo]

Me too!😂

[@jacka55six60]

I'm wondering if the Post Office is missing one of their trucks.

[@MegaSockenschuss]

🤣👌

[@warrengreen5670]

nice... too funny

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Ha! Got em!

[@billhathaway2814]

LOL!!!!

[@superwalt2159]

Post Office: I think thats our truck on your trailer Green Chubs: huh whatre ya talkin about?

[@VersaiOnline]

Was almost like he was a fan, hitting up the icons - soda machine, duce, fresh sandwiches. Jackpot content.

[@Max_Jacob]

lmao spot on

[@NCLIII]

Could've gone a glance at the counter and a thief scratch

[@brianm7109]

@@NCLIII There was a thief scratch after the big fat deuce

[@bamudeadson]

@@NCLIII beat me to it 😂

[@jeremyjazwinski6349]

Why do u always mention taking a deuce?

[@dea9800]

I died laughing when he filled up the soda with him😂

[@olguiosorio]

Yeah his sound effects are the funniest part!

[@Nick6_]

haha same 😂

[@iamgabriel5823]

He's got a thousand dollar's worth of tattoos but can't afford to buy his cookies.

[@cbskean]

Someone should tell him those cream pies go straight to his hips.

[@Joe-zd9xw]

I think it’s too late for that

[@downformyscratchchavis]

Lol 😂

[@eaglevision993]

@@Joe-zd9xw About 12000 of those cookies too late....but hey, I bet he even paid for 3 or 4.

[@ebonimom6964]

Bruh I'm screaming Miss Moneypenny!!!

[@Nick-bc2lm]

What a name for an item. Creme Pie. When I see them in the grocery store, I point and ask the wife... how about a... tonight?

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

This dude looks like he's a straight up mutant from an 80s action comedy.

[@sheri226]

I was actually thinking of a broken down ass Hulk Hogan

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

One of the mutants in Total Recall

[@LastbutNotFirst]

honestly.. i believe this is a bald butch female

[@jamesr5741]

Nailed it!!!

[@OgGuak420]

Bee pop

[@Sickentist]

I love so much when you call them a POS. You’re a hero to good, honest people.

[@BZgA]

U love that so much? Damn, you are a weird kid.

[@mattydejoy2264]

Idk seemed a little excessive over a dollar

[@masonf7332]

@@mattydejoy2264 bruh I can’t even begin to imagine how upset the guy would be if something extremely value got stolen or something, like if he caught someone trying to break into his car. Oh man, the clerk would probably turn into the Incredible Hulk.

[@richveralrud1644]

@@mattydejoy2264 What if it happened 100 times a day? Then what?

[@FANKANable]

@@mattydejoy2264 no dude. Imagine running a business and people are ripping you off. Doesn't matter the value, thieves should be shamed and ridiculed. He's lucky that he's pulled this shit in America. In Afghanistan they would chop his hand off

[@rebeccastewart8078]

Love the confrontation, right to the point. I would have called his boss anyway

[@richardarthur-nycstories]

It looks like I just discovered my next channel to spend hours binge watching on 😁 I can only imagine the Walmart rejects these videos must contain.

[@richardb6068]

He’s not just “playing” dumb, more like just plain dumb

[@jj2059]

Both

[@aeyde]

Amen

[@AW-nz4gl]

I've never met a smart tow truck driver.

[@denijajackson4661]

Yep

[@iCripL]

he probably has exhaust fumes coming into his cab

[@williammcintosh6275]

Man I’ve been dealing with some really shit times in my life recently and seriously the comedic relief that I get from your videos and your commentary have really been help picking me up man! Thank you! You guys are amazing, keep it going!

[@travisschmock5722]

Keep pushin brodie 🙏🏻

[@legendkillersshittyduffleb932]

Me too man hope your doing better

[@mydixienormous5746]

Hope all is much better for you man! Keep pushing forward boss, without the bad times we wouldn’t fully appreciate the good times. Take care homie ✌️

[@realmachodubchicago7425]

u need tv to feel better?

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

Now that it's been a year has it gotten better?

[@dloren2010]

The outfit and bandana say “Insane Clown Posse’s” Fan Club President!

[@valoandlovesaidno666]

I'm rolling 🤣🤣

[@Craven78]

This needs to be a TV show on Vice or Comedy Central etc. Love these videos

[@oonbaki]

When he verbally degrades the thief, an involuntary chuckle escapes my chest.

[@Drew4078]

I hope you called his boss! This exact same thing has happened at my gas station with both a tow truck driver and a Metro bus driver! Both were in uniform 🥋 and on the job whilst stealing! Unfortunately most employees trust people that are in their work uniforms and on the job. In Seattle at least, those people are the ones who steal the most.

[@abdool1972]

That warm fuzzy feeling when it cuts to the register and The Narrator is running the till.

[@audrey2562]

Those drink noises are on point 👌

[@cwstewartjr1973]

Better than his duce noises

[@frankrosemeck9898]

New sound effects were a pleasant surprise.

[@-darrell]

Fast forward sound is my favorite

[@audrey2562]

@@-darrell omgg yess ur right

[@griefer1851]

This comment section is cringe.

[@bullcrap9409]

This gas station seems to attract an unusually high number of pregnant men.

[@Ericah81]

The sound of the ice machine almost got me..😂😂😂

[@K-Fed]

Buddy needed those cookies to stretch out that bright green shirt more to fulfill his lifelong dream of being a sphere.

[@edgar3936]

LMAOOO

[@LEGO.SC.MOD1FIER]

😂😂😂

[@alaskansummertime]

I love how he goes instantly over the top calling the guy a piece of shit, a thief and an idiot. Over a cookie. Complete humiliation. Over a cookie he could have afforded to pay for. I wish this was Walmart policy instead of just telling them not to steal again.

[@dbongoloid9541]

@@TUTENSKENGS then you'll catch a hot one. Why you stealing?

[@dbongoloid9541]

@@TUTENSKENGS you first call him a nerd, then a hill Billy, you say these things, but you have no idea what they mean.....

[@legendkillersshittyduffleb932]

@@TUTENSKENGS or talk to him everything doesn't have to resort to violence Jesus Christ this is why people are shit

[@sprinkleddonuts6094]

Over the top??? Stealing is Stealing no matter the price, the size, nor what it is. That is called a THIEF = an IDIOT = a Liar Which also = a Piece of Shit

[@FungiRy91]

I've been to a lot of gas stations without fountain drinks. However they all had 1 thing in common, how obvious the lack of fountain drinks was. 😂

[@PetrolHeadMotorsport]

And a lack of made fresh daily sandwiches, with 1/4 pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese?

[@lplp765]

Nah one guy bought a few and stole one a while back. .

[@carson6188]

@@PetrolHeadMotorsport bruh yeah :d sometimes I go with my family to the swap meet at 3am to get spots there so we go to the gas station and I always gotta get ramen because they don’t have any fresh sandwiches 😔😔

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Yeah, I feel like usually if you can't see the entire store in one second, they probably have fountain drinks, but if you CAN see the entire store in one second because the store is tiny, you can very easily tell they don't have fountain drinks.

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

I'm not american, so I have never seen a gas station with fountain drinks.

[@TheCheshireCat2190]

You had me absolutely howling at him filling up his Pepsi drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CordellMilli]

Walking, daydreaming about my sandwich....."Are you an idiot?!" "OH, my God!" 🤣😂🤣 Priceless

[@coreyb1295]

I believe him when he says that woman's name is Patricia

[@markbrown4039]

Who knows? Probably a regular.

[@BlatantThrowAway]

It's actually Pattimus Maximus

[@VERSACE.1X]

*PATRICIA*

[@waryaawariiri1812]

I see a Karen.

[@MrMaddox57]

or Karen!

[@djslip_irie]

I like it when they just straight up charge for the stuff in their pockets and see if buddy says anything.

[@6_dogs]

This is the epic Gas Station Encounters video I’ve been waiting for! It’s memorable classic structure and Brandon’s novelty humor solidifies this as an excellent template for the show’s beloved style

[@Dr.Acula76]

Yes. It had almost everything. Thief scratch, big fat deuce, fresh made sandwich. Only missing - she gone

[@1exeldave]

no she gone cuz he didn't get away lol

[@6_dogs]

Yeah also Jackmerius Meridius Maximus is absent for this episode

[@EpppicRecks]

Currently dopesick in bed and these videos are really helping me through my day

[@haroldwoods541]

I love this site this people are helping stop crime.

[@izzabelladieteman9344]

“Are you an idiot?” 😂😂😂 I’m weakkkk he looked real shocked lmao

[@mobhitta2636]

He knew he fucked up 😂💀

[@Maro_62]

Every thief has that look when they get caught 😐

[@ryandamon7735]

😂😂😂

[@superwalt2159]

reminds me of the famous quote- "How many butts am i gonna have to cut before you guys stop being dummies"

[@jpascaln]

He responded with the ever so easy idiot look. Easy is as easy does. 🤣

[@jolenedraper3474]

You can buy a fresh made daily, quarter pound of meat, with three slices of cheese sandwich & a fountain drink for $6.05?!? What a deal!

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

Damn near a steal.

[@Moe-ks1sy]

Right 😂

[@bschuler6216]

With 2 free desserts!

[@poker_dealer]

My thoughts, exactly.

[@Samuel-I]

And drop a deuce on the house.

[@theusedblink]

I love how you so amazingly cuss out every thief so hardcore man. Like any of them could fight you for how strong you come on but you dont care. I LOVE IT!!

[@theusedblink]

@Frank Basile I know its absolutely amazing!

[@hatfieldmccoy0311]

I always tell everyone, you want to know what's going on in a town, go to the gas stations. I love my gas station people haha

[@DylanLey]

Holy shit! Someone actually paid for one of those made fresh daily sandwiches! Too bad he was still a thief...

[@jamie.777]

ALMOST WISH HE LET HIM THE LITTLE DEBBIE'S

[@Grejegando]

Did you actually think no one bought those sandwiches yet they kept preparing them every single day? It's just that the cooler sits in front of the cashier and they are too bulky to hide. And since this YT channel is all about thieves, it would be quite rare to catch a thief buying or stealing them. Other customers surely purchase them regularly.

[@itsny4365]

@@jamie.777 do you think there would be a video without a thief? Do you even think?

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

wolf might have devoured the🚱🚯🚭🚳🚫⛔️🔞

[@f-ckmyr0fil788]

Meanwhile the wolf ran🥛🍼🍯🍮🍭🍬🍫

[@ceeb420]

Despite being a thief, I loved how enthusiastic this dude was about the goddamn sandwich lmao

[@OgGuak420]

False confidence after getting your way it happens to be all the time

[@MrMaddox57]

deliiiiicious sandwiches lol

[@skaruts]

Tbh I think that was all just random small talk to play Mr Nice Guy, just like the station guy said at the end.

[@trailerparkpirate7348]

his boss needs ta know hes a slippery little rattle snake.

[@Christian-hq3px]

Get your vaccine and stfu

[@trailerparkpirate7348]

@@Christian-hq3px get sum stitches

[@terencem8795]

He may be slippery, but he ain't little...

[@keithhaddon9727]

@TrailerParkPirate I agree. He is probably stealing from the vehicles he tows. By not contacting his employer more unexpecting individules are being victomized by this POS.

[@trailerparkpirate7348]

@@keithhaddon9727 bingo

[@real_lampcap]

Omg I love when they hit you with the "I forgot" 💀 got so many people who did that shit

[@scottjohnson7780]

Someone notify the nearest cardiologist, this guy is on a fast track to needing a defibulator with that diet.

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

Dude… quality sound effects. 10/10! 👍

[@VicDumb]

Agreed, all his videos make me laugh like a crazy person. And you know we've all wished this dude would narrate some of our lives. Brutal, brilliant, genius. I don't tend to ever hit like on other people's comments but yours is true

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Wonder how many takes he does to get it just right

[@joeybagodonuts6683]

He's got that confrontation game on lock lol. Well done.

[@joheewrx5278]

Bro no kidding haha! He had guy rethinking his whole life on that drive home. I bet that sandwhich was good though 👌🏼

[@bschuler6216]

I can't believe we haven't seen this attendant get rocked yet. Guilt doesn't stop most thieves from violently disagreeing with being barked at.

[@seekingfurtherlight34]

@@bschuler6216 got a feeling he could defend himself

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

@@bschuler6216 Most thieves are cowards

[@threeseven7894]

He paid with all of the coins he takes from towed vehicles’ center console.

[@payableondeath9091]

🤣💯

[@stoneodin2288]

Lmao I love the attempt at innocence in the end. Like come on now. He’s gotta know he wouldn’t be out there unless he knew about it 😂

[@nickelgrandma]

The long pause between soda pours had me dying

[@wf1218]

The soda fountain bit was premium, Well played GSE. Thank you for the time you spend to make these.

[@javienelmore3182]

Me: volume 20% in library Soda: SHHHHHH!!!

[@jbaby007]

What an oddly shaped human.

[@ashmain1880]

Is it human mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[@yamuthastwat123]

@@ashmain1880 no... It's a tow truck driver😂

[@shaneshaneist]

Is that not the average shape of an American?

[@Treynxxx]

@@shaneshaneist Brush your teeth

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

​@@shaneshaneist Maybe in Alabama

[@normabates8713]

4:32 "yeah have fun thinking that for the next 15 seconds!" *que tounge roll music* 😂😂😂😂 I watched that shit 4xs over! 😂😂😂

[@Judah-Mills]

4:30 that whole part was just the best. Not to mention the dlllaa dlllaa!!!😂

[@bobbyswain7049]

Im not so sure hes playin dumb..... think hes literally grasping for brain cells

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

Hes a professional liar. Been doing it all his life.

[@nunyabiznes5489]

@@GuyFromTheSouth you know the guy?

[@issajada4115]

@@nunyabiznes5489 right don’t even know this dude 😂😂

[@MyGlobe2025]

Just by looking at him I can tell that he has really high standards and requires that his sandwiches be made fresh daily 😂

[@D.A.B1994]

@@morscovium8881 Like he's worried about the plastic.

[@rjwalker]

😂😂

[@x.SE7EN.x314]

Hes shaped like a sandwich

[@TomSmith-ls5rn]

I can't believe the Mucinex Booger is a thief!!!

[@bubbak...7040]

I drop everything I'm doing just to watch these videos...it's high priority..

[@bertvdlast]

I often drop a big fat deuce while watching them.💩

[@parmmohan4603]

These videos are a real treat like ice cream.

[@bertvdlast]

@Razor Lover A smelly one.

[@johnshields6852]

When oi grew up in 60's, we never ever locked the house or car or bike, I really miss those days, slimy creatures everywhere.

[@mattthomas1430]

Just let him have the cream pie. It’s obvious he doesn’t have anything else going for him. Whew, what a face

[@champagnepapi1645]

Looks like something off Hills have Eyes

[@AG-6969]

He does! LoL

[@alyssar5256]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ditherdather]

It makes my heart sing that you don't work for a company that forces you to treat thieves with dignity and respect. I've always found that to be an absurd position for any company to take. You get to say whatever the F you want, and you do. I love it.

[@Knownnom]

He owns the gas station.

[@AQS521]

I know, it warms my soul that he doesn’t take the thieves’ shit.

[@bigboofpassplz]

you do know that almost every gas station has crime coverage and that this is purely an exaggerated reaction to appeal to the people with a "look how much better i am then this person" mentality

[@sidimightbe]

@@bigboofpassplz yup, you either get your dopamine from feeling than better than other people or your a normal person

[@bigboofpassplz]

@@sidimightbe i wouldnt say normal cause normal is vague and hypocritical to my statement id say its about self assurance like i would never do that but its impossible to gain the perspective of another human being and the context and mentality that a certain person has in any given situation without heavy analysis its just dumb to judge something that has nothing to do with you

[@THEMarcusAurelius1]

You had me at tow truck driver. The worst people that humanity has to offer gravitate to that profession.

[@gregblack3860]

Sadly it's true.

[@Ryy_Ryy]

Its so funny watching people THINK they are being slick and THINK that nobody notices them and how they wander around aimlessly. Its so obvious and they got NO clue LOL

[@hellokittyhaz3]

idk why but i love you the way you say don’t play fucking dumb 😹

[@CarolinaJackpot]

Shoulda stole an Atkins bar

[@cwstewartjr1973]

Or some fruit

[@DominicPannell]

Nailed him. I must say i'm increasingly scared/aware of the amount of theft that goes on these days. Good for you GSE for flagging it. Plus you are entertaining while you call out these people.

[@stugotswins]

Looks like old boy could need to stay off the peanut butter pies I think you did him a favor and saved his life by taking that away from him

[@flyingfireballmaster1816]

Maybe getting all that junk out of him will do something to help his stupid brain.

[@Tonyisgaming]

On the clock?! Getting paid for stealing! Hahaha, this guy is something else.

[@Kiki_4real]

Dudes reaction to being caught is the absolute funniest thing

[@In-N-Out333]

Brandon was being charming and social with the guy the whole time, even though he knew he was a thief lol

[@sleepful1917]

idk if id call that charming lol

[@TypicalToyReviews]

"what a nice guy, hes so glad he didn't stop at Sheetz" *Yeah have fun thinking that FOR THE NEXT 15 SECONDS* lmao

[@lisao7600]

I thought it was funny to hear Sheetz mentioned. I thought it was a pretty regional store mostly only in and around the mid east coast states. I live in western PA, if you get too far away people have never even heard of it.

[@coreyb1295]

Dachie!

[@the-engneer]

@@lisao7600 I have never heard of it until now and your comment really cleared things up for me

[@TypicalToyReviews]

@@coreyb1295 DACHIE.....DACHIE!

[@Smurphenstein]

Gotta love that deer in the headlights look they give when they realise you've heard it all before and figure out you've seen their MO a thousand times already.

[@thecomputerwhiz1]

He's a clean-shaven, Dollar General brand version of Hulk Hogan who really let himself go.

[@purefoldnz3070]

He is more Peanut Butter Cream Pie than man at this point

[@mostinterestingmaninthehoo4630]

When people start getting all talkative and theatrical in convenience stores it means they're about to steal. In their mind they think that by making small talk and acting outgoing/extra it makes them appear normal but it's actually an immediate red flag for anyone that works at these stores.

[@leahmoonbeamflower333]

Exactly. That’s one of the many reasons why I hate small talk, lol. It’s boring and sneaky. I’d rather silence.

[@mustbebornagain23]

🐂

[@LordOfSweden]

Not always man :) People do some small talk all the time.

[@arthurduncan5838]

I don’t talk Just 🥷

[@casanovasdream8214]

A good day when Gas Station Encounters posts

[@Jawsbyte01]

Not even 1 min in and the soda machine noises are killing me lmao

[@escapezafate]

So cool trick that I learned while working for McDonald's. If you tilt the cup at an angle it keeps the carbonation from filling up the cup. So you don't have to use the machine to try and get it to fill all the way up

[@ronsilvia8127]

He's not playing dumb. That is his natural born talent. So don't be hating lmmfao. 😂😂😂

[@Flexarot]

Every time he describes those sandwiches it makes me want one so freaking bad!

[@virginiadeel8087]

I know and I don't eat processed meats

[@alwaysteste8348]

His love handles are absolutely enormous.

[@beaulieuonnp593]

So?

[@alexmckoy8221]

More cushion for the pushin

[@wesmantooth5908]

Pssshh. Your comment’s a joke, pal.

[@helloagain5615]

@@wesmantooth5908 Will you just look at those love handles, just look at em!

[@alwaysteste8348]

Nothing better than love handles on meth

[@jdub9384]

Imagine losing your job during a pandemic because u stole 2 cookies 😂

[@PeaceManBro]

Pandemic?

[@westcoast2372]

@@PeaceManBro go to ur local hospital and ask them, they know all about it

[@jonathandiperna3706]

@@PeaceManBro I think he meant plandemic.aka scam demon

[@rustyshackelford7651]

Full Hospitals?

[@PeaceManBro]

@@westcoast2372 Ok Ill bite, are you talking about heart disease, obesity, alcohol abuse, or smoking? Those are the biggest killers in the USA, I dont really consider them diseases because theyre preventable.

[@mikesr4890]

I think that tow truck driver in the yellow shirt stole a inner tube.

[@BoomBoomLou]

This is definitely in my top 10 channels now.

[@SasquatchPicker]

we need sound effects for dropping a free deuce.

[@weakw1ll]

Excuse me

[@dunkilos3632]

Like a KER-PLUNKTY? ;D

[@drx6139]

Gross 🤢 but it would be funny!

[@hodaka1000]

drumpf

[@Psychol-Snooper]

If you really like the sound hang out on public restrooms. I'm sure you get your fill!

[@floridabigbear]

Our narrator definitely isn’t scared to tell the theifs what he things of them

[@KLSeba]

I do admire the size of his balls, some of those thieves really looks like they could fuck him up.

[@ebonimom6964]

Thieves

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

@@KLSeba Most thieves are coward

[@sprig8703]

damn those sandwich’s actually seem pretty good lmao

[@Ethan.s..]

Made fresh daily.

[@AG-6969]

@@Ethan.s.. : yeah, but they need to be behind the counter so this germ-carrying freaks can't handle them all before making a choice.

[@ston3ac3]

@@Ethan.s.. quarter pound of meat

[@flyingfireballmaster1816]

I love how he says they have a quarter pound of meat like it’s some ungodly large amount. That’s 4 ounces, meaning like 2-3 slices depending on the meat. You can just make that yourself in a couple of minutes for cheaper.

[@the-engneer]

@@AG-6969 they still have a wrapper on it. Paper Money is the dirtiest thing in that entire store

[@giqwaju3691]

The verbal light up at the end is funny.

[@maryazweeres3446]

Omg! The pshhhhhhh psh psh sound he is imitating of the fountain soda in the beginning has me dead! Love this! 🤣🤣🤣

[@joejoerobinson8724]

Haven’t seen a thief get caught in a while, better not disappoint I’m 10 seconds in 😡😡😡

[@kazz9918]

If the thumbnail is a close up view of someone, you know they got caught ;)

[@KingStr0ng]

We got em! 👍

[@joejoerobinson8724]

@@kazz9918 your right

[@LjCaples]

Lucky you, he got caught

[@joejoerobinson8724]

@@KingStr0ng yup it was sweet, He totally tried to play it smooth with a nice guy routine

[@mduenas22]

Those Pepsi sounds are epic! 😂😂

[@LeonidsStrapOn]

The sound effects are everything.

[@Dayvit78]

she gone!

[@MikeRen1995]

Lol I love the names you be giving them 🤣🤣 Jacksimus Maximus and Pattimus Maximus 💯💯💯

[@brandonhansen7998]

That's an unusual shape, and by "that" I mean the shape of his body. It's extremely gelatinous looking

[@PyroShields]

He's shaped like a tow truck driver.

[@mareksw]

Did you call his employer? Police won't do anything but employer might. However, it's a tow truck company so boss might be more of a thief than the driver...

[@newmanoutdoors1564]

So True .

[@terencem8795]

Yup...

[@melekhine]

Lol

[@Steve-nb9kg]

That's why he stole 2 pies. One for him, one for boss.

[@theo.g.441]

@@Steve-nb9kg hahaha good one bro