The Chicken Pot Pie Poacher

[@MKB1L]

$.89 decline on your debit card and stealing a pot pie from a gas station. I would say that’s rock bottom

[@jamescricketson9464]

He still has his precious Jordans

[@Honey_1012]

😂

[@brad5938]

@@jamescricketson9464 And a brand new SUV

[@jamescricketson9464]

@@brad5938 yep and a Ralph Lauren hoodie

[@Ak47777-l]

@@brad5938 That crossover is a pile

[@justsumguy2u]

Damn, this dude needs a payment plan for $1.89 milk

[@rockallday0]

😂😂😂 lmao

[@chris6246]

That payment plan provided by the Democratic Communist Party

[@SlovoSanctum]

@@chris6246 Haha yeah it's terrible wanting to see poor people also be able to eat. Who do those Democratic Communists think they are? Jesus?

[@Elevatedbongwater]

@@SlovoSanctum authoritarians don’t care about Human needs

[@bobbyhill1368]

@@SlovoSanctum How the hell does this dude chit comment have more likes? Tf

[@LeonidsStrapOn]

Chicken pot pie. Those are like my 3 favourite things ever, man.

[@user-pj3ig5iq7l]

I see whatcha did there 😂😂😂

[@JonnyAreo]

Lmao that's awesome

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

and not necessarily in that order ;)

[@ElliotsWC]

I read that in sleepy Joe bidens voice

[@P3rmissionD3ni3d]

🤣. Ok. That was pretty good.

[@jasonjackson5696]

His punishment will be eating that chicken pot pie 😂

[@razorman65]

dude should have stole some toilet paper too

[@TheAustinB15]

@Sterling Knight they really are lmao

[@NCPhotography]

Sign me up for that punishment too!

[@Gofuccyoself7474]

@Sterling Knight so are banquet really

[@Dreamprism]

I used to eat those a lot as a teenager.

[@9hk38f]

Its a life goal of mine, to go to this gas station, and try one of their sandwich's. Made fresh daily, with a quarter pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese! Sounds so good!

[@bennettdavid8727]

Mine is to buy a delicious beverage!!

[@9hk38f]

@@bennettdavid8727 They have so many delicious options to choose from!

[@vandelamarkel4735]

Yes me too

[@Relikaintcominback]

*Made fresh daily*

[@EmanuelArellano86]

You should have a wall of shame with all the thieves pictures or a tv screen that just loops 5 second clips of everyone that has stolen lol

[@MrLegendra]

Haha would be funny but that would deter other thieves/content I think

[@mikeybeerthief]

THAT IS GREAT HE REALLY SHOULD

[@Quincycle]

That would stop all the thieving and content

[@g.supreme7018]

Foreal huh shieey

[@PCC_]

Some gas stations post pictures by the counters. But the tv loop is actually a cool/funny idea since posting pictures would take too much wall space lol

[@Questchaun]

Damn this dude payed 89 cent on a debit card. My man needed that pot pie.

[@RJDCR]

lol

[@mudmixahhh]

😂

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

If he hadn't spent all his money on pot and pies maybe he could afford a pot pie meal.

[@SANCHEZFLA863]

Everyone with half a dozen credit cards in their wallet with out a a got damn dime in their name.😂

[@Thatsright-tr2ks]

4.00 pot pie He can get a loaf of GV bread and GV peanut butter.

[@PineCityStage]

“Want me to cancel it so you can try a different card?” “This one??” 😭😭😭😂🤣 funny as hell. I love this channel

[@phillipwarnecke]

So glad this is a comment 🤣 somebody had to say it

[@unglemergy]

funny name

[@ERB88]

“For the low price of FREE.99!” 😂

[@SKuLLxKruSHeR]

It was the five finger discount

[@Dreamprism]

Without the 99.

[@erichoward6809]

Free fifty-free.

[@trainknightt]

Comment of the year 😂 no question asked

[@Aslavetofreedom]

SHE GOONNEEE

[@Guttergirl61]

It's so hilarious how they act TOO casual when walking around the store!

[@ShiruKitty]

thats how you do it + buy something to help the act.

[@ronnieromero7604]

"2012 crystal red GMC Acadian" danm bro you don't even get that kind of detail in a murder investigation show lmao

[@jedknutson8373]

acadia...

[@NewBeginningNewCreation]

@@jedknutson8373 stadium arcadium

[@carsonac4163]

He said Acaidia, Its either a GMC Acadia or a Saturn Outlook. It could very well be a chrystal red 2012 Gmc Acaidia

[@benk3431]

@@carsonac4163 closer look at the taillights and rims it’s obvi a gmc. Saturns didn’t have that type of interior taillight design

[@dabanjo]

Finally someone steals something of value! Those pot pies are 💣

[@Nick210]

Toilet bombs, yes.

[@davedrust6378]

Poverty food

[@LittleLo]

@@davedrust6378 don’t knock someone cause they can’t afford the good stuff dawg their trying they will get there

[@davedrust6378]

#1.. the guy is a theif.........

[@charlescarter4608]

Delicious

[@nicks1676]

This guys commentary is rock solid hilarious...

[@gabrielleelliott500]

He's so funny 🤣😆 I miss these vids

[@mattklass6831]

That's the point

[@Shadowsunsi]

Female beverage cooler...

[@TooncesTheDrivingCat]

@@Shadowsunsi Gold.

[@janettayoung5435]

Rock solid hilarious 😂

[@brenfordr4161]

That bottle of milk was really that guy’s biggest challenge in life, dude would prolly have an easier time breaking into the pentagon lmao

[@pep590]

Lol!!!

[@T-BEEZY]

Probably had a banquet pot pie yesterday and just couldn’t resist the top shelf pot pie!

[@pep590]

Lol...classic!

[@Detholize]

Hey now those banquets are only 99c and they aren’t that bad

[@exoticbutters8923]

@@Detholizeand better

[@TheL1arL1ar]

@@Detholize Yup for 99 cents not too shabby. Sometimes I take 2 to work.

[@Murderdolls1990]

@@exoticbutters8923 Nobody in the world actually thinks a Banquet pot pie is better than a Marie Callenders pot pie lol.

[@jacobmoses6395]

bro u gotta catch them more, the reaction when they get caught is the best part hahaha

[@moemoe18]

@@jamesg871 You must be new here

[@johntitorii6676]

I've unsubbed

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

This guy couldn't even afford 80 cent milk, let him have the damn pie.

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@ahd316]

The cameras, size of the store&originality makes this particular gas station's encounters the best

[@cgh7337]

Why didn't the thief just leave after stealing the pot pie? He knew damn well those cards would be declined.

[@pep590]

I think he thought maybe that first one might have enough.

[@jamescricketson9464]

@@pep590 no, he did it as a whole little show

[@BACNandEGGS]

Math is hard

[@johntitorii6676]

@@jamescricketson9464 I'm glad some ppl realize it was part of his show

[@Akshay-cj3hq]

@@jamescricketson9464 why do you think it was part of his show?

[@dirgesinthedark5637]

Would be hysterical if he rang up the pot pie...lol

[@BACNandEGGS]

They usually do and it is

[@Gofuccyoself7474]

That's all they have to do. They may not even notice lol

[@cgh7337]

How would he pay for it? The loser didn't even have 1 dollar in his bank account.

[@leogibbons400]

@Joseph Wallace You don't understand the meaning of "hyperbole." And coming from a "he'd of" sort of illiterate goon, as per your previous comment, most people would think you'd keep your hands to yourself. But no, not you.

[@Kindfifth]

@Joseph Wallace Damn Joseph. You got silenced.

[@Puggalug]

I love your vocal fast forward sound effect so much, it never gets old for me and I laugh every time.

[@imre456]

That guy was the least slick thief ever.

[@Desertyeti7]

You clearly haven’t seen the “blue blanket bandit”

[@yokootersmellfunky]

he probably doesn’t do it often, honestly looks like he’s picking his dinner because he’s broke or something. kinda sad to me idk

[@shaodynasty1017]

@@yokootersmellfunky He has a fucking 2012 nice car bro. I wish I could afford a $15,000 SUV... If you can't afford to eat, then drive a 10 grand car...

[@reddeadryan78]

@@shaodynasty1017 doesn't mean it's his.

[@chrisreynolds2410]

Or atleast a $14,985 dollar suv so he can afford dinner. Don’t be stoopid.

[@mikew8100]

this one is hilarious, the milk dialog is golden!

[@chrisprescott2273]

Who tf steals a frozen pot pie from a gas station? This guy.

[@snooo7138]

Poor people,i used to think these videos were funny but now its just sad

[@RJDCR]

uhhhh , yep

[@cameronsams9183]

@@snooo7138 he's not poor he has a 2012 crystal red gmc acadia

[@jayswizzle57]

@@cameronsams9183 the guy doesn’t have 80 cents on his debit card. This is a poor man who can’t afford a meal.

[@snooo7138]

@@cameronsams9183 doesn't mean shit,im poor and i have a car

[@un_civilized]

I can't help but feel bad for the guy, but he could at least go in there and ask y'all for what's about to expire, instead of stealing. Soup kitchens are also a good alternative to being a thief

[@cbond99]

Soup kitchen? He has a vehicle newer than mine, with gas in it. ~ He is a thief.

[@maryr6237]

We get full credit on returning expired product.

[@filthycasual8074]

this guy has me confused. no way he can't buy 1.50 milk but has a nice car. they got me confused af

[@FoTwentyVlogs]

Guys got nicer shoes than me

[@jimbobby1162]

@@filthycasual8074 the car could be his girlfriend or someone else

[@Deluna85403]

Those pot pies bomb af 😂💀

[@pepperwestwood]

About all that Marie’s stuff is really good especially for the price. Even when you actually pay.

[@soyburglar77]

Yea but you gotta eat 3 or 4 of em!

[@soyburglar77]

AND they take forever to cook lol.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Only if your used to eating junk food.

[@Gardeninggirl1107]

@@soyburglar77 microwave for awhile first, then put in the oven to brown the crust

[@DavidWilliams-so2dy]

Gotta love the mouth breathers that hold the cooler and freezer doors open for 5 minutes.

[@TZmayo]

Just disappointed the theft didnt occur after the pie was microwaved and then left by an open window to cool.

[@itsmeaz4061]

😆

[@GenJeweler]

Lmao underrated

[@nowthatsjustducky]

I've been tempted to do that with my own here at home. They allegedly taste better when yoinked from an open window.

[@STTDB1990]

60 cents in his account?? Jeez I thought j was struggling.

[@torchandhammer]

I've been there.

[@roadmonitoroz]

Been there but I don't go buying junk at the service station or stealing.

[@STTDB1990]

@@torchandhammer sorry about that hope your financial situation got better.

[@Thatsright-tr2ks]

@@torchandhammer me too, so much actually, that I check my card b4 I get stuff now to save embarrassment 🤣 Especially since Biden has been phucking with the gas prices l8ly

[@NA-se9fr]

@@@Thatsright-tr2ks 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

I was eating a microwave chicken pot pie while watching this. Man those are tasty.

[@huggleskuishy]

Yeah those Marie Calenders are absolutely awesome

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

@@huggleskuishy 👍Mmm-mmm.

[@Jacket_off]

Try putting it in the oven

[@TheGreatestJediOfAllTime]

Put it in the oven you animal

[@tokivikerness8863]

Man it sucks not having a wife.

[@dopeynightlifetv6859]

3:57 Clerk: "It says you still owe 28 cents" Thief: That's all that's on there?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hotbam37]

It's like they were speaking different languages or something. The thief really struggled to understand English spoken clearly and slowly. I imagine life is hard if you can't even understand people who speak normally.

[@Yamezzzz]

@@hotbam37 lmao it's probably the mask and shitty camera audio quality

[@dquin77]

It's always disappointing when they don't catch them immediately thereafter.

[@mattp1002]

Yes, I wish the title would have “caught” or “she gone” so we know before watching.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@mattp1002 Is the stress too much for you? XD

[@MuadDib_]

Do they ever get caught is what I wonder..

[@jonbourgoin182]

Those Marie Calendar products must be crazy expensive at a convenience store. Even Ramen noodles are like triple the price of supermarket prices. But that's the cost of convenience I guess.

[@ronniewilliz153]

That's what I was thinking. They are good tho but not double price.

[@torchandhammer]

You have to pay for the one that guy stole also.

[@toupac3195]

$2.85 at my local Walmart market. 😋

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

@@ronniewilliz153 They are good if you like heart disease and other health problems later in life.

[@islandgal500]

He is not taking into account the gas he used in his car to get there for supposedly a small container of milk. I'm sure he thought the theft covered the gas he used. Some people are broke for a reason. Lack of life skills.

[@77huss]

The amount of electricity this dude wasted opening and closing the coolers, that milk should be like 18 dollars.

[@islandgal500]

Another one who doesn't know the reason for having glass on the freezer/fridge doors.

[@mrtree1368]

To him that was the act he needed to pull to look casual

[@johnyprince7718]

Does it take electricity to open?

[@notolerance9796]

This take the place for dumbest comment.

[@scott3605]

I'm stopping by gas station encounters Everytime they have free pot pie day. 😁

[@Paranitis]

So every day then?

[@willlaflam]

The commentary is just hilarious. I especially love the vhs fast forward sound effect 😂

[@criptin4075]

Lol dude attempted 3 payment methods to buy that overpriced bottle of milk.

[@silentdarkness6260]

I think he was hoping for the cashier to just pay the leftover change lol

[@pep590]

Yeah the milk was warm and curdled by then.

[@notolerance9796]

He was best off getting 99c Arizona tea

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

@@silentdarkness6260 I’m glad he didn’t. I loved watching him suffer.

[@Shane300x]

Ive seen too many of these videos. When I go in stores now I hear this guys voice narrating my every move.

[@Watthead80]

I wonder what the employees think about the impression of them lol

[@mudmixahhh]

Lol new guy😂

[@amonralice]

It seems that thieves have exquisite taste in food now. 😄 If it was Brandon or his uncle at the counter, they would have made him eat the pie. 🤣🤣🤣 And the clerk's voice done by Brandon sounds so much like Kermit. 🤣🤣🤣

[@WontSeeReplies]

It’s processed junk, but still one of the healthiest things I’ve seen stolen here.

[@d_motivated8089]

This is one of the best channels on KZbin I got to give it to you mehn 🤝👏🏼🎬the voices and jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you guys🤞🏽💯❤️

[@GODD_____]

The commentary always has me in knots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teresakatrinak8158]

I’m concerned about how much I look forward to watching these videos and the funny commentary.

[@jayfoot5400]

Your commentary is INSANE! Good job dude!👍

[@Elephant_Juice74]

The only time I laugh all day is when GSE uploads a new video...please dont stop! 👍

[@Tommy.461]

Either he was very hungry or he was trying to feed someone. I hope he has better times.

[@Lleesstreett]

@John Sampson could be paying all his income on car payments

[@cerealspiller6168]

@John Sampson A person's income can change, or it's on finance.

[@orangeninja912]

Very thoughtful

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

@@Lleesstreett Should’ve thought of that before leasing/financing something way beyond his paygrade.

[@iceroad416]

I use to watch these vids all the time now they depress me. Males me thankful for my life. I wish i could help that guy

[@andrewjackie7278]

I agree with you . Instead of everyone making fun of him it’s crazy how people take stuff for granted.

[@robholloway749]

That's what's wrong with him now everybody's help him his whole life he has no work ethic

[@KokoChrisp]

​​@@robholloway749hhh you must be a close personal friend of his to have such intimate knowledge of his life, and how various situations throughout his life have affected his work ethic.

[@breadsandwich336]

"female beverage cooler" lol! gets me every time

[@bertvdlast]

How the holy hell can you tell that a cooler is female?

[@gbird5000]

@@bertvdlast because she says she is and we respect beverage coolers preferred pronouns

[@blaze_phoenix3327]

I’m new here is that like an inside joke or a story behind that? XD

[@poeticsilence047]

@@blaze_phoenix3327 It has alcoholic beverages that mainly bought by women, apparently.

[@606Pixels]

@@chad_b why would they do that? Dude people likes jokes lmao

[@matthewrzeszutko5601]

"The female beverage cooler" this is why I love your documentaries.

[@NicNakBraun]

Documentaries 🤣

[@Bunnykinz2122]

do u mean commentaries? …

[@grillwello7206]

Ah yes, Mrs Beverage Cooler

[@thespiderkelly9589]

"No Kitty...That's ma pot pie!!!!!" Eric Cartman ladies and gentlemen.

[@RJDCR]

bad mr. kitty

[@newmanoutdoors1564]

LOL .

[@itsdweezy]

Y'all sleeping on those pot pies. Marie got it going on.

[@Sam-kr9wj]

I ate one of these for dinner tonight! But mine naturally tasted better cause it was paid for

[@nickthompson1812]

Don’t they say the best things in life are free? 😂

[@melissamcclain34]

Well lucky you glad you were able to pay for it!!

[@oldsaerotech1167]

Who doesn't like the aroma of United States currency?

[@Rodgerwilco91]

It’s safe to say this man has seen better days.

[@ReapingTheHarvest]

I think this is the first time I've seen someone open the frozen meal door.

[@donnaadom8483]

Which explains the $3.99 price...

[@rebeljesus4220]

How do you say I'm too lazy to work without saying, I'm too lazy to work.

[@Chi_Till_I_Die773]

Always great when GSE drops another video !

[@dswp4882]

Genius and hilarious, narration! LMAO

[@rollsafe1821]

When he done the beep noise for the milk price check 🤣

[@Steazy69]

The commentary on these videos are so good 🤣

[@Damitsall]

This employee needs to be trained in the art of theif catching.

[@gblargg]

All that time standing idle at the register when he could have been reviewing video on the big screen above the register.

[@ronniemartin5088]

They pick and choose which "ones" to confront...u know...

[@BadwithDates2]

The voice overs are great 😂

[@Burnt_clutch89]

Dude is clearly broke, and hungry.

[@Dark_Angel07]

He could have went to Dollar Tree, they also sell frozen dinners.

[@haitolawrence5986]

Drugs. 🙄

[@saibajinzero]

:(

[@STsilentthunder]

Sell the car?

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

He could've gone to a food bank. Some food banks have to throw food away because not enough people get food.

[@peterhan2785]

It's ok. Times are very tough ! You are forgived !!

[@dipsetkory7964]

3 debit cards to cover 28 cents.....

[@TheKurtsPlaceChannel]

Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.

[@drw-007]

I hate seeing people go hungry. I would have bought his milk and pot pie for him. I can spare $5 to feed someone who appears that desperately hungry. Sad world we live in.

[@Namelessone1776]

Shouldn't have sold his footsteps for crack then hu

[@ferraroannie4058]

I live in Ontario, Canada. The gas stations I've been to here are not nearly as fun as your's. For one thing, alcohol is sold privately, so corner stores, gas stations and grocery stores don't sell it. Also, you have snacks and drinks I've never heard of that sound amazingly fabulous!! 🤩🤩 VERY entertaining content too! I'm loving these videos! So thank you! 😍🤩

[@ClaytonWillisMusic]

Grocery stores sell alcohol in Ontario

[@sebastiangomez873]

How embarrassing would it be if your card declines a .68¢ charge 😭😭🤣🤣

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

I've been there.

[@snacksnake7418]

@@DevotedDisciple-x When I was really struggling my card declined on a ramen cup and the cashier told me to just take it lol

[@ryandamon7735]

Hi

[@marylandtwisterscheer6135]

@@snacksnake7418 right i find nothing funny bout it.

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

@@marylandtwisterscheer6135 I agree.

[@keeper6458]

I would just ask him if he wouldn't mind bringing in the pot pie because I need to scan it 🤣

[@thereviewguy3702]

I'm so glad he's wearing a mask to protect himself from covid, and definitely not masking his identity. So thoughtful 💕

[@laszlofarkas9406]

Even though it’s under his nose 💀💀 hahaha

[@jayfiverridesusa]

Noooo, people would never wear a mask to hide their identity...🤔

[@CyberIce2000]

😂🤦‍♂

[@ku7342]

Omg.....the milk bit slayed me. "Yeah, I can't find them anywhere." Hahaha

[@thomasdemooka4341]

In his defense, Marie Calllender's chicken pot pies are really tasty!

[@eviltaylor1]

Take the lid off and put the hot filling in a sandwich, the butter melts and it's amazing.

[@davidh4131]

I just had one tonight! Haha

[@TheBanhagel]

Dude...your narrations are the best..I'm going to come there one day.

[@REIDDEBSTER]

This is actually sad. This man is hungry. Poverty is no joke.

[@Mattmon777]

GET A FUCKING JOB

[@REIDDEBSTER]

@@Mattmon777 You should stay humble. Anything can happen and you lose it all. Look at all the people who lost everything in the Tornados. 😒

[@waylon7359]

He has a microwave in his stolen car.

[@BoxyTheSpaceDog]

Grape Fanta thief upgraded,got younger,taller and richer

[@alphatitan6854]

Some people are so bad at stealing its just plain sad

[@LongDistance22]

It is good that they are bad it so they get caught

[@Games4Days912]

Me: hey Mike how have you been Mike: stealing potpies and can't pay for my milk Me: 👀

[@frankrosemeck9898]

"Chicken pot, Chicken pot, Chicken pot piiiiiieee."

[@jdarms27]

Slow Donnie!

[@frankrosemeck9898]

@@jdarms27 I can't hear those words without thinking about Davis Cross and that bit...

[@nicholasngugi9195]

I always watch this videos and wonder, people don't watch KZbin?😂😂😂 the manager's voice 😂😂

[@safaricartvideos]

Those are some good pot pies, once you figure out the ideal time to nuke. Not enough time and crust is raw, too much and it's burned, but once you find the magic time it's fantastic. Thanks Marie!

[@angelahardy4059]

It's the voice-over for me 🤣🤣

[@mumblesbadly7708]

Gotta admit… I myself might be tempted to commit petty larceny for one of those Marie Callender pot pies… ‘Cause they are so SCRUMPTIOUS!!! 🤗

[@veerchasm1]

Guy is too old to be stealing Chicken pot pies, he probably qualifies for Senior discounts

[@Jay22222]

You can’t expose these thieves AND sell a wine called “19 Crimes” It’s one or the other.

[@drjekelmrhyde]

That product fits right in

[@chiwithshelly7877]

Exactly!

[@USSTOLEDOSSN769]

The "Female Beverage Cooler" gets me every time! 🤣

[@Moethelock]

2 USD for a small bottle of milk whos robing who?

[@dosmundos3830]

farmer's robbing the cow

[@someguy9778]

Mooo

[@pjanglessmith2554]

Your selection is amazing

[@ericrogers6816]

Chicken, pot, pie!! My three favorite things!

[@LittleLo]

so true lol

[@shadowraider964]

😆

[@scooter1748]

if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

[@susanreed8186]

💕 love your videos 💖 shame on all shoplifters!

[@DarthPerkins]

Guys got 61¢ in his bank... I'd just give him the Chicken Pot Pie.

[@krns1695]

Were those bananas always there?

[@jeremysimpson3865]

A grown man doesn't have 1.89. He needs to rethink his life.

[@LittleLo]

i’m going to be 100% honest, i feel bad to whoever’s stealing actual food. They need it.

[@mduenas22]

He had a new car so he's good. No sympathy from me.

[@leechurchill1965]

I've been broke and gone hungry. All without any car. But never stole. If I had a buck, I would go to a discount store and get a sack of potatoes. I have compassion for the dude. But that was a really nice car he was driving.

[@A6Legit]

0:55 your condiment selection is superb

[@LooneyMoonFilms]

Sad to think that this dude maybe really needed a pot pie. I would of hooked him up if I was there.

[@Not_PretendingTV]

Mans hungry. Give him a break

[@nolanberollin1465]

Exactly

[@wesleydunphy9182]

hard to hate a guy for being hungry

[@shaneomac4687]

Hes driving a $50,000 car but can't afford a $2 pot pie....dudes a scumbag

[@tbear44]

We love GSE! ❤

[@zuul902]

poor guy.. I'd have just given him the pie after the card declined...