Gavin Almost Pukes in the First 5 Minutes - Off Topic

[@DragonTail77]

Imagine Gavin in communion for church. “Body of Christ given for you” *given the bread* “Blood of Christ shed for you” *dips bread into wine* *throws up*

[@coloneldrax1510]

I love how informative yet completely unhelpful the title is

[@jjpark98]

I also love how this is the first episode to not have the number in the title

[@hounvs]

They do the same shit with AHWU. Sometimes it takes weeks to get updated with the number. It's fucking stupid and makes it unsearchable, especially since they don't maintain their playlists

[@Watesoftheoasis]

They're trying to get people to click on them who don't like AHWU or Off Topic.

[@Kaimax61]

@@Watesoftheoasis Yeah, they have to resort to clickbaiting for a while after upload (heck the recent AHWU, Madprops still doesn't have a number on it). There are many times that I want to see what the "title describes" but found out it's an AHWU and said thing was like a couple of seconds. One example, the Moonbow AHWU, it starts around the 12 minute mark (19 minute video), and Ryan only did it once. Yeah, not getting baited again anymore.

[@AWAREDIAGRAM680]

How is it unhelpful? This fanbase has turned to shit

[@thelorewriter9460]

I read the title "I bet it's wet bread" 2 minutes in, wet bread, gavin gagging.

[@edleedavis]

@@ceezeeemowndeadzombie4014 I wouldn't say clearly lol I don't examine a thumbnail before I watch a video

[@thatonenerdloser6537]

In the distance, sirens

[@jcmcc91]

I mean it's Gavin Sherlock

[@RockZombieIAm]

@@ceezeeemowndeadzombie4014 When it was originally uploaded the Thumbnail was random frame of Gavin

[@dfwai7589]

2:57 British soldier exposed to German mustard gas 1915 colorized

[@jameszippay9512]

*exposed to German mustard

[@Sharpshooter3509]

James Zippay wait, what was wrong with it?

[@triscuitdahbiscuit4704]

@@Sharpshooter3509 I think he is saying drop that gas part. So it's just "german mustard". idk i think it was a lame attempt at a joke

[@khaldrakon]

21:57 for the Red Dead clip

[@DrMambo21]

At 1:42:25, Michael talking to Jeremy "You have been on the show" Jeremy's eyes go dead trying to remember if he's been on Always Open before

[@speckofdignity2487]

3:45 Alfredo goes from *so* proud of himself to *REGRET* (6:29) incredibly fast

[@GriffinAAN]

So do I have to keep watching after the first 10 minutes, or...?

[@lolitsaustin4932]

Alfredo is just dramatic and fake.

[@ginger-comando8692]

lolitsaustin especially when he thought Gavin gagging and running off set was funny so 2 seconds later he does the exact same thing thinking he’s funny

[@alexlawrence6440]

lolitsaustin he’s a character, but I’m pretty sure he’s really like that. Go watch some of the videos he did with Tim Getty’s over on kinda funny.

[@Letsplaymoron]

@@lolitsaustin4932 Yo, that shit's fucking weird and I never want to see a co-worker polish off food I was eating previously unless it's something like fries or something

[@ThePumpdog]

Gav: "I want a show where we just go over our game clips" Soooo exactly how fails of the weak started?

[@yacursed1271]

I love fails of the weak. They needa bring it back

[@lirsh3248]

Bring hembohero in to do the editing for it!

[@sierralvx]

6:30 That face from Michael is so good! It's like "Oh great, another person I can terrorize with wet bread!"

[@dgf914]

“Why do I come to work” -Gavin Free 2018

[@mrconsistencyza7334]

I think Michael saying "Gavin's turned into Robert De Niro" is the funniest this he's said all year😂

[@caseygraham]

Dan's Red Dead redemption 2 story has probably made me laugh and cry harder than ANY other AH content. Dear God.

[@reuellucas7187]

Timestamp please

[@salvos4154]

1:40:45 Switching the focus of "Always Open" and "Off Topic" with each other sounds like a SPECTACULAR idea! I'm looking forward to watching both!

[@piplupcola]

Michael's pound of cheese after his dinner is like my whole loaf of baguette after lunch. It disappears into the ether in delicious bliss

[@skycliffe]

/I/ almost threw up in the first five minutes

[@princessstarwatcher4652]

Sky Ratcliffe same

[@qQ-lh8cf]

JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, I ike your comment but its at 269 and I don't wanna ruin that for you. I also have had a lot of whiskey and the caps lock was indeed on. but I fixed it. its alll ok

[@229chedder1]

This is one of my favorite off topics to go back to. Love the video game and achievement banter. Made it feel like old times

[@maximavines3922]

how did people not realise this was an off topic it’s 2 hours long lmao

[@Zhall0430]

Who knew Gav had such a spot on DeNiro impression?

[@moldecheese]

I rewatched the beginning of this episode and remembered a few things. I miss Jeremy, and that this was a period when I still kept up with Achievement Hunter. R.I.P Achievement Hunter. They are now dead. I'm not surprised that this happened, but I will miss the days of Achievement Hunter when I watched. Hopefully all who are now involved, plus those past, have gone onto better things.

[@joelyoung4890]

I was watching this while playing red dead. About half way through I went to get on my horse, and I started chocking someone. I feel your pain Dan.

[@trevormacintosh6094]

3:42 Alfredo's shit eating grin and glances at Gavin are the best.

[@joshthacker97]

Gav: "I'd love a show where we just talk about our game clips" That's just Fails of the Week

[@Muimina]

No? That's not their game clips, that's the fans, unless I'm outdated now

[@thecrowsflyaway3473]

How are People confused as to what this is an episode of? They are sitting on the off topic set in the thumbnail and the video is 2 hours long.

[@Letsplaymoron]

That's what I'm saying!

[@dwcramer92]

Fuckin A

[@ninjazrule15]

"Is this ahwu?"

[@babyknowles]

Did they change the title people complaining it doesn't say off-topic but it clearly does

[@wylerI]

Andrew Knowles the title has been fixed since it was uploaded.

[@OfficialGameHub]

2:32 the start of gavvy's gagging

[@OfficialGameHub]

3:20 gav looks so bad here

[@Silverstripe99]

OfficialGameHub did they say burger grounds?

[@jcmcc91]

If your coming for just that.... then dont waste your time. Lol I'd rather listen to the entire thing

[@OfficialGameHub]

@@jcmcc91 well to be honest i came because the title didn't say off topic and i thought it was a shenanigans video

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

@@OfficialGameHub It does say Off Topic, though.

[@ethanpoppe5601]

7:27 fucking Gavin hiding is the funniest thing ever 😂😂

[@reuellucas7187]

The way his eyes blink too through the fucking slots is the best thing ever XD

[@tusmsmith9434]

I call for a Garbo movie starring Danny DeVito as Garbo

[@SUP3RAMAD3OUS]

Tusm Smith that’s Garbo man’s origin. Danny DeVito died and formed Garbo man

[@Gazza2764]

I can relate to the issue when they talk about Red Dead 2, but my save did not corrupt. I made a stupid decision and got my horse killed, reloaded my last save, I was like 10 missions behind where I was previously, all because I wanted to keep the same Horse, (Ik I can get the same breed but I wanted THE horse)

[@jb4evrnckj]

1:34:25 is a mix of protectiveness and pettiness

[@YinYang847]

To Alfredo, try dipping a churro into a glass of hot chocolate. It will change your life my friend

[@amandapatrick827]

As far as I'm concerned, Alfredo has earned his seat with the lads.

[@h20g]

Need more west coast weirdness in the achievement hunter boys I love how much Alfredo brings honestly he’s quickly becoming my favorite

[@andrewdowell2663]

First 5 minutes are just as satisfying as you'd expect. Can confirm

[@o.m.9422]

The framerate lock in 76 is due to Bethesda's game engine. The physics are tied to the framerate of the game, which basically means if you have a higher framerate than 60fps the physics in game will actually speed up. That means that the game will never be able to go over 60 unless the engine is completely redesigned which will never happen.

[@cobrakingofeart]

it does help sometimes though, if you lag a bit the world lags with you so you don't end up literally lagging to death

[@MxMivx]

I'm ready for Garbo Tuesday.

[@SigmaGaming123]

I like it when they just talk about games

[@0sze0]

They might be leaving the title like this for the first few days and then changing it to be more findable - i.e. with Off-topic, for later views generated over time. To be honest I don't really care we got free content and good content at that

[@AltShiftSpam]

Alex Ma wrong :/

[@YodatheHobbit]

I'm so glad that they talked about Red Dead within the first 20 mins. It saved me a lot of searching.

[@Sith9890]

them talking about Red Dead means I'm going to share this story: I'm riding my White Arabian out of a town, get jumped by a bunch of gang members, as I go into dead eye I hear a guy say "hit him with the Maxim". Before I can process that I've exited dead eye and been RIPPED to shreds by a machine gun, and my horse is a puddle...I responded by buying a Black Arabian replacement and naming it Rage.

[@icelord02]

i absolutely love seeing gavin in disgust. I honestly can't be the only one who loves seeing just gavin in pain though.

[@ogie_____9835]

Dipping pandesal (bread) on hot Milo for breakfast is my childhood. Maybe I shoulf do it again.

[@AhkoRC]

A podcast with Michael and Gavin is always a good one, a podcast where they talk about games is a great one.

[@229chedder1]

Really enjoyed this podcast. Loved all the talk about video games and dan fit in nicely.

[@carmomille7679]

AWH they left Michael during the MeUndies ad, love the cut

[@biddamon11]

My fully bonded horse walked in front of a train...

[@beeeennnnnnn]

F to pay respects

[@precise1758]

I’m the same as Michael. I can eat during almost anything’s the only thing that gets me are snot videos and the alien movie, specifically the first one.

[@defianthound407]

I love how Micheal slowly became the face of rooster teeth

[@Ouppymoder]

The shot of Gavin at 2:58 is amazing 😂

[@laurenmayers5790]

Damn okay off topic i thought this was like a shenanigans or something

[@jazzyjaz5910]

Lauren Mayers same 😂

[@Lp2QuickFire]

2 hour long shenanigans lmao i wish

[@beavinator]

I find it interesting that everyone makes fun of Alfredo for being afraid of skydiving, a thing where you can actually die, but nobody says shit about him being afraid of ghosts, which don't fucking exist.

[@TheDurProductions]

19:56 for the accidentally choking and beating and 22:05 for the clip

[@shempai1166]

"Alfredo, Destroyer of Casuals"

[@MrDavidMcNick]

1:28:04 It's a Coca-Cola logo.

[@ujlt7198]

"alright i'm done.......or am i" that was REALLY fucking funny

[@alexgaskin8375]

Red Dead Spoilers, careful! Once I had got to the epilogue I rather quickly went to a stable to look at horses because I hated John's horse, as I have the Special Edition, I got the Thoroughbred and named it Arthur. I played through about 80% of the Epilogue, when I heard John referring to the horse as a female,. I said 'Well Shit' aloud, as I have this Horse in memory of Arthur, but it is the wrong sex. After finishing the Epilogue I went to buy a new Arabian from the Blackwater Stables (I had the black one from Saint Denis earlier in my playthrough, and I saw it was a smaller Horse, then I saw it was female and assumed a Male one would be taller and more well built), and there I saw a pretty, short little Arabian Horse, bought it, and named it Susan, in memory of Mrs Susan Grimshaw; and after about 4 hours, I realised that my new horse, had a penis. So I quickly head off to the nearest stable to rename Arthur to Susan, and Susan to Arthur. Always look at the sex of your horse before you name them...

[@Reject101Personal]

HEY ITS DAN! Sweet

[@SmallEmpire]

Daaaaaaaaaan, you need more dan

[@DemonSquid-JH]

It's weird... I go on and off podcasts in general, but this one was just one of those that clicked! Nostalgic enjoyment from the old school Halo chat

[@matthewcullen8868]

Off Topic pulling an AHWU and changing the title? The reason people started watching AHWU was the unboxing not the title

[@red5robb1]

the unboxing turned me off of AHWU, i stopped watching it.

[@alldayagain]

I explicitly stopped watching AHWU because of their clickbaity titles

[@Tanker5833]

red5robb1 why

[@Southlondonrider92]

Yh i found myself not clicking on the videos with the silly titles

[@TheRandomCommenter]

I started watching ahwu because of the titles

[@keineruhe]

"Breadwater!" - Gavin Free, 2018

[@emmabales3468]

I love how wet bread causes Gavin to disappear into a void.

[@ifatomic]

Jeremy's eyeballs tracing a line from Gavin to the wet bread.

[@FunkyLady645]

Oh man, this hit my morning sickness HARD.

[@NectazzUniverse]

Why does the title not have OFF TOPIC in it?

[@xpirate16]

Intern fired.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

It's funnier

[@KatChartreux]

Because whoever uploads these videos does this quite often and should be fired.

[@billstone5884]

I thought it was misplaced ahwu, then I saw the time length

[@raito862]

Probably to try to get more people to watch it

[@KatJustice97]

I bet Gavin *hates* bread bowls

[@worldofcubing8242]

I was very confused when it didn't say off topic in the title

[@LaurensPP]

Were you now?

[@worldofcubing8242]

@@LaurensPP Indeed

[@WarriorOfTheHeavens]

...the title kind of ring true then... it went off topic, lol ; D

[@ladywonder1352]

Gavin is Off Topic

[@JosephMadder]

I thought it was an AHWU episode

[@Nopenotatall]

I listen to these when I try and fall asleep because it helps me relax but then I don’t remember anything and have to listen again. You’re welcome for your 2 free views on every podcast lmao

[@maplejonh34]

I understand where Alfredo was talking about the toasted bread and butter. Usually, the adults would drink it with coffee with it, but I guess chocolate milk works too.

[@ConstantChanger1000]

Dan the Man is the Man!

[@BrooklynDelanie]

I love, love, love Gavins shoes ♡

[@Burscutum]

Holiday episodes are always before, when you're excited for the upcoming holiday. After the celebration is over, it's over! Hahah

[@jewelrose9072]

So you know, pumpkin pie is made with mostly sweet potatoes. They make it sweeter and more orange

[@SonicRaymond]

Alfredo & Jeremy on a ghost hunt would just be Scooby & Scrappy Doo.

[@kennethking2786]

Gavin is weak against wet bread but Michael is Gavin's kryptonite

[@josegmustangs]

These are 5 lovely human beings

[@P1K3L]

Jeremy's jacket is fucking awesome!

[@tannertorncello4761]

Gagged and almost lost it when Michael ate that bread

[@KrygonTheMaster]

About an hour in, that bit Michael brought up about the Battle Royale games and how people react to new ones, 100% agree. I don't play them at all, but I've never understood why people freak out every there's a similar style of game that comes out. That's how it's Always been.

[@theuncut5557]

IT'S DAN THE MAN

[@SlimeMage32]

DAN IS HERE!!!

[@Calavinio]

gavins reaction to soggy bread is the best thing ever

[@dorotheabell9155]

The first five minutes went from "Haha Alfredo's gonna make Gavin throw up" to "Holy fuck Michael is gonna make me throw up" so fast.

[@scottriehm3890]

Alfredo is why online games need servers for casual gamers and servers for hardcore gamers like Alfredo that actually know what they're doing and want to take it seriously

[@Wassmiah]

We Filipinos do dip our bread in coffee. Hella good!

[@nugking2021]

I never crafted a satchel the entire game, didn’t feel the need to do any hunting in red dead

[@jondoandel3173]

Alfredo and people like that is the very reason i never touched Division lol

[@Octobers1086Own]

I can't believe how much the new KZbin algorithms are affecting/effecting RT's content. Having to hide brand names and having to change titles to make sure it gets to wider audiences is absolutely insane. KZbin is literally trying to phase out its content creators one at a time. I hope KZbin TV absolutely bombs like all their other side projects do... That way they can get back to what actually made them relevant... You know... THE CONTENT CREATORS. Turning your backs on the people that made you the money is a good way to bomb as a company. I will gladly pay extra money for a First Membership of all this stuff keeps happening. I'd much rather stream from the RT site or someplace they control their content than to watch them have to tip-toe around streaming/video rules on KZbin. It's absolutely asinine how they treat the creators. Absolutely stupid.

[@blockhead391]

Octobers1086Own affecting, not effecting

[@jesterjacks3933]

They just forgot to put Off Topic on the title, they fixed it...

[@Octobers1086Own]

soul punks it's both in this case... It's affecting the people making the content, and because of the causes of the new rules put on by KZbins terms, it's effecting the way they make the content. Thanks anyway, though.

[@blockhead391]

Octobers1086Own no it’s not effect isnt a verb

[@Octobers1086Own]

soul punks there is implied influence, therefore both are true.

[@ShadowLenahan]

Now i want more soggy bread vs gavin shenanigans

[@J_Squatch]

Gavin has the most hilariously weak stomach I've ever seen.

[@domokun141]

I’m down with Gavin’s idea of a series of all their clips together

[@konversion]

Haha, fucking Alfredo's face when he dropped the roll into the cup of water 🤣

[@doctorwhom7158]

I love the voice of god that is Eric

[@BoneDaddy]

Alfredo: *Casually sticks the roll in water* heheh *waits for Gavin to notice*

[@monopolisticfox]

I use to always laugh at Gavin getting sick to wet bread. But after Alfredo ate the soggy bread, I almost get sick as well 😂

[@monopolisticfox]

Same with Michael

[@coreyphillips8352]

I hope they got alfredo in a haunter episode. also great to see dan appear!

[@syljim18ify]

5:58 needs to be fanart

[@eriktorgler7748]

The problem with Fallout 76 is that a lot of the issues are baked into the engine. The frame-rate limiting/frame-rate based physics, FOV, and the lack of NPC's are problems in the game engine that could not easily be fixed with a patch. The physics bug, for instance, has been behind all kinds of problems dating back to Morrowind. The most glaring of those to me is the glitchy clutter in Skyrim, where random clutter items would clip together and fly around the room.

[@lilalucard5634]

37:48 micheal lmao "ou a screw" he right tho

[@Spetia]

Poor Alfredo haha I can just see the wheels turning after that gag happening just Fradie going "These damn white people and their bread water." haha

[@nbn461]

76 is a fucking trainwreck that was already on fire BEFORE it wrecked, thats how bad it is.

[@camh_plays2241]

Came for the title, stayed for the game clips.