Michael Wets the Bed - Off Topic

The AH Crew sit down to talk about Smash Bros Ultimate, the Game Awards, diet and exercise, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired December 7, 2018 and is sponsored by 23andMe (23andme.com/off..., Audible (audible.com/off..., and MVMT (mvmt.com/offtopic)
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[@Ashes1032]

Geoff is positively glowing. I'm so proud of him!

[@mad_ozzy]

Holy crap do you think he's pregnant

[@mcjelloman-1158]

Ye.

[@statichours]

I'm so proud

[@osiris8680]

Damn radiations a bitch

[@Robin-su6mn]

Lmao

[@nitinsuryadevara3750]

32:00 for AH Animated - The Death of Innocence

[@DeltaVortex01]

I was about to do the same thing

[@huntershark88]

Thanks

[@LivingWithSpinaBifida]

So happy to see that Geoff is doing so much better after quitting alcohol! ❤

[@ChrisMorray]

Sad Geoff is fun to see, but happy Geoff is just great.

[@worm_sod2664]

Has completely stopped again?

[@wylerI]

@@worm_sod2664 He quit a decent while ago and has stayed sober.

[@mattullrich]

RussianRooster you ever feel so proud of a man almost twice your age that you will never meet? That’s what I feel for Geoff

[@chainedpanda9574]

While I am happy to see the dude sober... He was funnier drunk.

[@penguinyee]

Gonna be honest, completely misread the title as "Michael wets the bread" and got excited

[@Hessimore]

that was two or three podcasts ago

[@tasanokiranoko881]

Weird. I swear I saw that too.

[@sensibleb]

*GAVIN:* _[retches instinctively]_

[@SnappilyJosh]

Same.... Its just AH community instinct. We want it to say bread

[@strickermen3418]

THIS is the best Geoff has looked.

[@SillyWillySandoon]

I always loved drunk Geoff because outwardly it didn't seem like the alcohol was negatively affecting him. Now that he's sober he looks so much healthier and seems so much happier and I'm so glad he did that for himself

[@Iottary]

*I love how Gavin was just introduced as "Micheal's little friend"*

[@V2Blast]

Gavin's credit: "Best Friends with Kat Dooley"

[@Dimitrije_Miljus]

Geoff looks healthy as fuck!!! Nice going man :D

[@frumpbiscuit]

If you're here for bed wetting story, it's at 55:54

[@beatall3]

Thank you, you god among men.

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

Not all heroes wear pants.

[@ethanmagdaleno5332]

2:49 I love how they shit on Brawl but then Alfredo immediately says that Brawl was his jam without realizing it.

[@TheSaskOtaku]

Yeah Michael's incredibly broad generalization of Brawl kinda erks me. I played Brawl so much my original Wii's disc drive died on me and I can't play the disc on my Wii U. Brawl isn't shit, it's just more casual but if you boot up Project M you turn it into Melee 2. Plus Subspace was fun.

[@Slayer021800]

subspace was the shit

[@reidanderson328]

And then Michael's like "yeah, I'm pretty sure they added Snake to Smash 4" so now Alfredo doesn't even know it was Brawl he was into.

[@KingOfTheSeas_]

@@reidanderson328 Brawl was the first smash game I owned. I loved it. Subspace had the best cut scenes

[@JTNipp2]

Brawl was great. I don't know why people hate it. It was still Smash Bros.

[@semija]

Two things. Geoff looks awesome. And I'm glad Matt Bragg is moving to the main room. He's proven himself quite well.

[@DeeevTV]

I wish he'd start streaming!

[@ultimatedrac]

@@DeeevTV i think he use to stream before going to work with AH

[@historyadmiral9461]

Absolutely, Matt has surpassed what he must to become a real AH.

[@donkeymoo1581]

Pretty sure it's more of a case of the old main 5 cant be bothered to record much anymore so they are filling videos with the B team more and more now their have no bar for quality

[@QuakerOaths]

@@donkeymoo1581 There is no B team. There is only AH

[@mr.ovenbox4941]

"I need to get a photo of me and Kat." HAHA! Atta Boy Geoff!

[@mdrollings]

Geoff is really an inspiration. I’ve watched these guys from day one. I’ve seen Geoff deal with his drinking and come out better for it. I have been going through an especially tough time lately. Worse than usual. Finally starting to try some medications and see if I can turn things around and make some positive changes. This crew has always been there for me. All through the years. They have been able to make me laugh during some of my darkest moments. I just wanted to take a second to write a comment and thank my Boys. All of them, Geoff, Gus, Jack, Ryan, Michael, Gavin, Matt, Alfredo, Jeremy, Lindsey, Barb, and all the rest. Your videos, animated shorts, series, movies have gotten me through a lot. And I know I’ll never meet you or get the chance to thank you in person, but maybe there’s a small chance someone at achievement hunter will see this and pass is along. You have brought me more joy in my life than you can ever know and you give me hope and make me want to stick around to see what the crew will get up to next. Thank you guys. Tootalootie.

[@Chiikasaurus]

So proud of Geoff for everything he's doing. You look amazing dude, I don't think I've ever seen this much life in your face before.

[@misti01]

Geoff looks so happy and healthy. Looks great

[@entertainmentstudios2365]

I'm happy that he's happy

[@gaijinexec]

Geoff is a whole new person now! I'm glad to see he's doing well! I do miss the beard though.

[@edgimosanimations3116]

32:00 please oh please let this made into an animated adventure i need more of geoff in my life.

[@DragonMaster32200]

* *snaps* * *YOUR WISH IS GRANTED, MORTAL*

[@izzybroccoli7879]

Geoff looks so good, super happy for him!

[@nerocole6734]

Gotta say, Geoff looks amazing! Takes me back to the old days of Achievement Hunter! Glad to see you doing so well man!

[@peeks5553]

It makes me really happy to see Geoff happy. You can tell that he’s becoming a better him.

[@embror]

I thought about commenting a Wow Geoff looks so good! but realized that more than that I love that there is always tons of Geoff-supportive comments under like every video he has appeared in since sober, it makes me really happy

[@scottriehm3890]

That intro was hilarious. The difference between Alfredo, Gavin, and Michael running the hell in and Gavin almost breaking everything, and then Lindsay just strolls in

[@Ashley_LgbT]

Dear Geoff, I am so happy seeing you take such good care of yourself, between going sober, eating healthier, and just bettering yourself all together. You're doing such a great job and we're All so proud of you. Keep it up, it's a great thing to see you happy with yourself.

[@chrisglob4481]

The Santa believing talk needs to be an RTAA immediately

[@nitinsuryadevara3750]

You just got your wish.

[@redmastermind4959]

Not an RTAA, but it IS animated.

[@emu2013]

I went rafting the other day, and during our lunch break they told us the bathroom was either “skirts up, pants down” or “waist deep”. I needed to pee, and wearing a one-piece suit my only option was in the water. My body simply wouldn’t let me. Swimsuit and shorts on, people all around. My sister did it just fine, but I couldn’t no matter how hard I tried.

[@mikey8077]

Geoff looks Great! He looks like the Geoff that started Rooster Teeth!

[@fizzles5]

My brain has developed safeguards for me. Whenever I go to the bathroom in a dream, there's something wrong with it. either the stall has no walls, the stall walls are too short or see-through, it's like three toilets in a room and there are other people, etc. etc. anything like that that makes me too nervous to really let loose and go pee in the dream.

[@jellywilly]

Dude, oh my god The exact same thing happens to me, its so bizarre

[@wyattk8253]

When i have a pee dream i just keep peeing and peeing without the relief of actually going and at that point my body's like welp, i guess it's time to wake up

[@superjam675]

Last time I had a pee dream I was in a porta potty and when I tried to pee it was like there was an invisible wall that was reflecting my pee back onto me and I continued because I felt like if I continue I will break through the force field with my pee

[@mariekt313]

same!! or lots of toilets that are out of order/overflowing/weirdly designed

[@kiracasella2000]

I've got something sorta similar. When I have to pee in a dream, in the dream I wake up having to pee an I go to the bathroom and while I'm sitting I just kind fall over a little, like my top half is heavier than the rest, and I struggle to sit up until I realize that I'm still asleep. Also, not that it really matters, but, I guess I kind of clamp(?) My mouth shut while I sleep, and when I do it to hard my teeth start to hurt and in my dreams my teeth will fall out throughout the dream, and it's only ever Mildly concerning. ... I know whoever reads this probably could have gone without reading this, but I find it fascinating. 🤷

[@omega3711]

"Brawl was a piece of shit." "Why?" "It was just different. It was a piece of shit." Imo Brawl is the worst one, but it was still fun. Drives me nuts when people just dismiss Brawl as unplayable, because like Michael they don't say any clear reason.

[@kourii]

This episode: Michael wets the bed Two episodes ago: Michael wets the bread

[@jongbae7668]

i absolutely n e e d an ah animated short of lindsay being some "poor bastard's" sole witness in a trial and completely warping all the details omg (+ the setup of her saying gavin said alfredo's name was weird)

[@HoneyMike]

Snake was in Brawl but he wasn't in Smash 4, they brought him back in Ultimate. Smash 4 Wii U and Smash 4 3DS are not the exact same game. They have the same characters but the stages are different. Also the 3DS had Smash Run which was fun and Wii U had Smash Tour which no one played.

[@HoneyMike]

@Alex Pritchett do you know about this thing called reading comprehension?

[@byronlyons3548]

@@HoneyMike I bet you that Alex is one of those people who called Ultimate a "port," throughout the reveals and announcement.

[@TxuZai]

Lightsaber fights, cant wait for that video!

[@kossmonaut]

geoff is killin it on the rebound. hope the best for him in 2019!

[@robinhavermann6152]

When Geoff smiles, he looks amazing. Good for him for fighting to take care of himself.

[@egdoom]

I don't think I've ever seen Geoff without sunken eyes. He looks amazingly healthy and happy.

[@jasper1414]

I'm so glad Geoff is sober, it is nice to hear him talk about how proud he is in himself. My mom is sober as well, she's very proud of her and so am I. 😊

[@EpilepticHouseplant]

Geoff you look great, you're inspiring me to give up alcoholism.

[@KingKalevi]

I'm sorry, but "give up alcoholism"?? I'm sure you meant "give up alcohol". Alcoholism is a sickness, one can't just give it up.

[@EpilepticHouseplant]

@@KingKalevi exactly why I said it that way.

[@KingKalevi]

@@EpilepticHouseplant I must have misunderstood somehow, as english isn't my first language, but anyways, good luck in your effort to give it up. I stopped drinking 3 years ago (not counting the occasional 1 or 2 in the sauna) and I never want to be drunk again.

[@raffyoli]

i believe in u! bless u

[@Hbh250]

You can do it, stay strong.

[@ToX1cPythonz]

The desription is a bit wrong it says "The AH Crew sit down to talk about Smash Bros Ultimate, the Game Awards, diet and exercise, and more on this week's Off Topic!" it should say "The AH Crew sit down to talk about Smash Bros Ultimate, the Game Awards, diet and exercise, Pissing on significant others, and more on this week's Off Topic!"

[@Brucifer2]

I gotta say, Smash for WiiU and 3DS's cross compatability was so underrated, the fact you didnt even have to own the game and you could just download an app to use your 3DS as a local controller is so fucking cool.

[@IzBeReal]

Geoff /actually/ looks so good.

[@Brams2777]

I said some very bad things when I was younger, a lot of homophobic stuff. I've changed so much since then, I've been in a relationship with a guy. What I said was wrong nothing can excuse that but that doesn't mean I haven't changed.

[@TheOdd]

Every time Geoff appears on this podcast he looks better and better.

[@AngelicEternity92]

The topic that came up nearly 2 hours in, about how folks are being held accountable for the garbage they say and do some 5+ years ago, reminds me when folks were trying to drag Stan Lee through the dirt for flirting with a nurse. The man is ancient. He was on his way out. Don't start now, just because you want to intentionally start and cause hate.

[@merylc3831]

The crew talking seriously while Gavin struggles to eat ice cream is AMAZING to watch.

[@TheBilliam101]

Good job Geoff! You're my favorite btw dont tell the others

[@raybandolphin3820]

I'm sure no one really cares down here in the comments, but I'd like to commend Geoff. I obviously don't know him at all but he seems much more full of life. As compared to only a year or two ago, he looks significantly younger and even though the divorce, happier somehow.

[@TheBigDean18]

Maybe it was the divorce that was killing him inside.

[@travise830]

Way to go Geoff. I had my own demons involving stress eating and weight gain. I'm happy that you found a way out before it was too late.

[@ChrisPerrault]

I usually don't comment on these things, but daaamn... Geoff is lookin real good

[@lilBabyJesus2112]

Under current law you can not copyright a dance in the US. This lawsuit might potentially change that, but fortnite did not break any current laws by not buying the dance

[@aikoluna3480]

As a bi woman growing up in a household that being gay in any way was severely frowned upon it’s really nice to see it being so accepted now, it warms my heart to see people so nice about it

[@jcaps67]

Where is the Gavin being photoshopped into the Kat and Jeremy photo

[@TheSchleppo]

Starts at 21:58

[@crashtranquility9923]

The actual thing is on first so you have to pay to see it.

[@jcaps67]

Crash Tranquility nah I already watched the ep but didn’t see it. It was also on ahwu with Fiona

[@matt8797]

It makes me so happy to see Geoff looking well and in better spirits. I love that man.

[@lifeiscrap103]

Hearing Geoff name drop Pat and Woolie on the Podcast still makes me smile.

[@Karma-pq9fi]

"Alcohols terrible" "Im gonna get a beer"

[@KaiSub]

I listened to this while playing games, and towards the second half of the podcast I legitimately forgot that Gavin was there, and I was shocked when I heard him talk again, haha.

[@WhoTookPlockrock]

lol Michael calling Brawl shit and every time someone brings up a good thing Brawl did "I think that was Wii U"

[@kodastone9795]

Man, I can relate to bed wetting. I’m 18 now, and I have a condition where my brain just stops telling my bladder (during REM sleep) that it needs to be held in. And I’ll be honest it’s extremely embarrassing for me to try and stay the night at a friends I have to ask for a trash bag and a towel, because sometimes it happens. As well it prevents me from getting quality sleep most nights but also it forces my brain to stay awake when I’m not somewhere that I deem safe to sleep in case of an accident. I.E. in school, I will have friends talk about falling asleep in a class when they’re tired in the morning, and I’ll just say “yeah, that seems great I guess” but I have never fallen asleep during school, not since I went preschool. And I know non of the guys or gals from Achievement Hunter/ RoosterTeeth are gonna see this. But to Geoff Ramsey, I am not afraid to admit to the world that I have this issue, but the fact of the matter is, this thing I have is nothing in comparison to a lot of the hardships and death threatening illnesses that others in this world deal with from minute to minute of their daily lives. So I would gladly say that I am lucky. I have a home, a family, a great Alaskan community, and all of you at RoosterTeeth that work very hard to entertain us. - thank you, Sincerely, A Longtime Fan (approx. 7.5 years)

[@jcat96]

Geoff looks so happy and energetic and overall healthy, especially in this episode, it makes me so happy to see him in such a good state!

[@Necrobadger]

The whole Santa thing happened opposite for me. I never believed in Santa once I was old enough to speak, then one year I came into the living room when the lights were off and saw the outline of an overweight man with a beard sleeping in a chair, and the outline of what looked like a full giant bag near the tree, and heard thumping on the roof, and went "OH FUCK HE'S ACTUALLY REAL" and darted back to my room.

[@masterxl97]

If only I had a 10-hour loop of Gus' innocent, childlike laughter to softly lull me to sleep each night. I'd sleep oh so peacefully.

[@legolas7019]

Jeffs face when Michael was telling the story about pissing his pants was amazing

[@ILoveMyIckleBaby]

I absolutely loved this off topic and I must say that Geoff is looking amazing!

[@BakerBreakya]

It absolutely translates into the audience about feeling free to say shit you normally wouldn’t

[@MetaliBlack666]

Geoff looks 10 years younger. Glad he's doing well : )

[@dlira6242]

I am VERY excited for another Shofu and Fiona appearance. They're both great!

[@AchievementHunter]

we're excited too!

[@wheellan]

Keto is the best! I've gone from 272lbs. to 220lbs since March! Keep it up y'all!

[@lunastre]

Hell yeah! I lost 30 lbs on keto, had to stop due to a surgery and unfortunately gained it back, but I’m finally cleared to go back starting tomorrow! Woooo

[@jerrybaker8597]

Geoff looks gr8

[@jamster251]

'Alcohol is awful... ... I'm gonna grab a beer' :) wp Gavin

[@britishlepercaun]

I’m so proud of Geoff!

[@zarla3081]

Since I started watching Off Topic I have shat myself 3 times as a 21 year old man and immediately told my friends. It happens, you can't help it sometimes. No reason to hide it.

[@mariekt313]

can only be embarrassing if you make it embarrassing!

[@bobparker465]

Shoutout to the Chewie and Fuckface shoutout. 1:31:35

[@BrandonCMaximum]

Geoff looks fantastic

[@zipt.a.g5174]

Don’t think I don’t see your core power Michael

[@TheBigDean18]

Thought that bottle looked familar, drink those all the time.

[@Slayer021800]

those are so bad for you. the nutrition facts make me cringe

[@vibin_psilocybin]

I laughed so fucking hard at Geoff "Is that where Achievement Hunter's going? Are we gonna start peeing on each other?" HHAHAHAHAHAH

[@TheShmems57]

i love happy geoff. man deserves happiness and laughs

[@yoshithekid18]

Yep Lindsay sterling went on a talent show and was shut down being told there was no market for her talent. Then she boomed and they actually invited her back on and pretty much apologized and congratulated her for her success

[@MyToasterIsMoist]

Probably one of my favorite Off Topics.

[@AchievementHunter]

probably one of my favorite comments

[@MyToasterIsMoist]

My bladder fills for you and only you, @@AchievementHunter

[@jsaund10]

This one really was spectacular. One for the bookmarks.

[@randompersonq1337]

Snake was in Brawl for Wii

[@arimon1474]

I love how they are talking about Me Too and social issues in media and how they've acted previously. Especially Gavin and Geoff because if there are any old fans here, you might remember the Connect the Dots game those two had where they would follow a hot girl with their car until they saw another hot girl and followed them. It was a little sickening to hear when I was like 14 and it made me not like Geoff and Gavin for a long time. To hear them now and to see how they've grown from doing stuff like that is heartwarming and I'm glad they've become better people.

[@drewwillorama9055]

I want that photo!!

[@PerpetualCamel]

Michael is the perfect voice in my ear when shiny hunting in Let's Go Eevee

[@cthu939]

I agree with Michael, Wind Waker is a fantastic game!

[@trexistar5987]

Geoff looks so lively and cheerful. Keep it up like that!

[@RyoCaliente]

"I haven't met that one yet" Ah, the sweet innocent days before the reveling chaos of Chungə

[@kristian_thick]

I saw the title for this and my first thought literally was 'this is going to be one for animation' also Jeff is looking so good lately!

[@janetcooper1934]

Thanks for such precious videos

[@Mango110]

geoff dressing all stylish and healthy, fuck yeah man good job!

[@Dan-Simms]

The screenshot kinda looks like Michael Moore.

[@OddOtter707]

Just and insert. Nintendo 3ds version of Smash can connect to the WiiU version of smash. It can be used as a controller for the console version, that game could have up to 8 players fighting at once. Pure chaos.

[@GameFanatic]

...."I'm not a big anime person, but the one we make with out production company is amazing!!"

[@mrrdirty6198]

I wonder how that's going to do.

[@TheAstrolabe]

and?

[@NinjaTyler]

The Big Yawn thenphrasing was incredible typical shill speech of “I don’t normally like “blank” but the version out company is making us incredible! You hear that line so much in the marketing world it’s a basically a meme

[@T-Fyre]

WAIT?! WHERES THE CREDITS?! WHAT’S GAVIN’S TITLE?!

[@MxMivx]

Gus is still scared me

[@Im_Ish]

You're so scared you can't even grammar!

[@minakar2144]

Geoff looks amazing! So happy he's doing well

[@thesaje4453]

nice seeing Geoff with more life in his eyes , keep It up Ramsey

[@azureangel8217]

Brawl wasn't bad😂 i agree with Lin

[@spidersofvenus]

The photoshopped Gavin talk was so fucking funny I just can't imagine Gavin's head on Jeremy's body it's too cursed

[@zennok]

watch this after watching the smash video, it makes the beginning that much funnier

[@JTNipp2]

Glad to see Geoff is taking care of himself.

[@xlheatedsoul]

Jokes on you Geoff, my friends 100% know when I shit myself/piss myself. I'll be playing video games with them and be like "fuck I just shit myself I thought it was a fart." I even take my mic into the bathroom when I'm shitting/pissing.