Gavin McInnes: 10 Things Transmen Should Know About Men

[@danpmatz]

The most important one is getting a job and supporting your family instead of walking around protesting lookin like a late 90s skateboarder

[@ColinSlippers]

lmfao roasted

[@zaidkhan6296]

Right smh

[@marfamsilva4174]

Lmao

[@tigertantitan576]

There are just as many on the right. The left are louder because they don't have to work

[@mightywolf4072]

Transmen rule #1 Don't dress like preteen Justin beiber. Or Paul D from the jersey shore.

[@kopistedik3542]

or andy milenakis

[@travissomething3341]

Yes

[@calvinstulip]

HAAAA!

[@jaywoods3889]

@John Wick ... you came here, to a video ment for trans people, with the purpose of posting a hate comment. Why. Don't you have life?

[@jaywoods3889]

@John Wick Like you did? Radiation is supposed to destroy braincells so that'd be quite a proof

[@hillbilly24]

I am a freight conductor. Does this make me a trainsman

[@nightzzmixx]

Yes, unfortunately you are the big train

[@djstl100]

It makes you the caboose..haaaa

[@argiewithagun1286]

More like a derail person

[@royythaboi7163]

🤣🤣

[@willm678]

ryan pruitt Do you enjoy that job? It’s funny I was just talking to my dad about that yesterday cause we were waiting for a train to pass at the tracks and he mentioned that would be kind of a fun job. Do u like it personally

[@nisaashariff7508]

I see Gavin, I click ;-)

[@BrokTheLoneWolf]

Nisaa Shariff I'm a simple man.

[@girlwhoseeks]

Nisaa Shariff same

[@5starjonny467]

Nisaa Shariff God man! I bet you do all those things on his grossed out list. I bet he dines on his own boogers!

[@BaconNBeer]

Yeah I love Gavin. Ok I loved his Schweppes beard. Douche bag cut it off. What a douche. I still love his but where is his beard?

[@MsLaleeLoo]

BaconNBeer it's summer! he looks like a bundy & scotch beard man , long winter , short summer ? my dad did that

[@missesrobot8182]

Can't wait for Riley Dennis's response video to this.

[@rathsabbath389]

BananaMilkshake Probably going to browbeat us for being ignorant again

[@Artbug]

she'll just call us racists for not wanting to make out with her cock.

[@kurai_arashi]

*he'll

[@cs0345]

You know he actually chose to be like that because he was brainwashed by a college course.

[@tieiatalks]

BananaMilkshake Riley is such a tool bag. He was defending Islam and he seemed to forget that he's up for execution for being gay, trans or even 'impersonating' a woman. 🙄

[@dannypenola2674]

1 think logically 2 responsible for our actions 3 control our emotions 4 stick to values 5 help for the sake of it. 6 finish the job 7 nagging is shameful 8 invent new things 9 lift heavy things. 10 really enjoy sex

[@TeamHatchet64]

Shit, bro. I'm not even trans and that shits I'd do.

[@ccc369]

Exactly.

[@bt7846]

Me too. :)

[@eliasothman8440]

@@VAMR-vc7xg I see it as him being disappointed, not angry.

[@kittycat5972]

VAMR1991 anger? Seems like a straight forward question, where’s the anger?

[@AJCzarkowski]

I'm not really a fan of smelling farts but this video is pretty accurate honestly

[@amandaclbn8324]

I'm a girl and I am lmao but only mine not others

[@AJCzarkowski]

Mady X'O-twod Eww.

[@amandaclbn8324]

antonius augustus *"ewww"* what are you? 5?

[@AJCzarkowski]

Well I am told I have a baby face

[@boobam3648]

Mandy X'O-twod farts are gross but women farting is a promise of forever being unattractive

[@JackalKing49]

Gavin is singlehandedly keeping Rebel alive

[@ibowonar141]

Store Brand Bleach that's actually true, he is the only reason I subscribed to rebel media

[@xanderisloading8310]

Not anymore

[@lejink]

Gavin left Rebel ages ago

[@theofficialofgod180]

Lauren southern too

[@BalrajSingh-nu9bx]

Top Kek he is this channel

[@StefaneJaspering]

I come here for my man fix. It’s nice to see an actual man. Brings me comfort

[@PiOfficial]

H O N K B O Y S Think you’re in the wrong place kid.

[@iskiinthefastlane]

I come here to find and read comments written by girls whom appreciate a real man. Gives me hope I might find a girl like you one day.

[@felixofla101]

I love fixing stuff.

[@olliefoxx7165]

GD guys, she said she liked seeing men, not thirsty try hards.

[@davidigleniec2483]

lose the makeup youll be a real girl

[@Siegetower]

In winter when it's cold (obviously) I usually use the same cup for my tea for three days straight before my wife washes it and asks why I didn't do it 2 days ago. Because I rinsed it, a bit. It's fine, leave me alone.

[@vulgardisplayoftruth2060]

Siegetower I never wash my coffee cup. Im saving the flavor...fuck off, one less dish to do.

[@Mharriscreations]

As long as it gets regular refills so no fungus or anything grows in it, than not washing it just adds to the flavor of the tea or coffee. I usually go about a week before I wash my tea cup.

[@BrettonFerguson]

I've been using the same coffee cup for months, I rinse it out... and I've thrown away dishes and silverware so they don't pile up. All the dishes I own fill one side of the sink. And they have been rotting in that side of the sink for months.

[@meaghansacco299]

Siegetower I'm a girl and I do this too lol😂😂

[@violentdawg]

I'll rinse the my mason jar/cup once it starts sticking to my desk lol. My wife says she doesn't understand how I have survived 30 years, I tell her I have spent my whole life working out my immune system instead of my body.

[@milacruz3970]

I love men...but I'm glad I'm a woman ❤

[@percyprickwillow9754]

Mila: You're a smart woman.

[@percyprickwillow9754]

Dat Sun: How can you be so crude? True men must be gentlemen and not insult the señoritas. That is one part of the greatness of being a MAN from the heels up to the tips of your hair.

[@memedaddy3095]

Mila Cruz that’s they way it’s supposed to be :)

[@TkoPunches]

Percy Prickwillow r/niceguys lol

[@percyprickwillow9754]

Carl Stitzen: Maybe, but I get laid.

[@felipej674]

"Oh, so that's how I'd make a hose if I was ever told to make a hose" I've never related to a sentence so much in my entire life.

[@warrenoetting1821]

I love men. everything about men!! as a women THANK YOU GUYS.... FOR EVERYTHING!!! I promise there's still a couple of us out here.

[@warrenoetting1821]

NASTY WOMEN FOR TRUMP!! We need to show the world, American women don't suck

[@Carina518]

We live in a time where women can act like irresponsible children and it makes me sick. If feminism was about women being the best women they can be, and promoted femininity, grace, dignity, politeness, and women knowing their place, I would be all over it, but it's farthest from that and it's disgusting.

[@DodAederen]

My wife's place is by my side. Not in front, and not in back of me. Together. She defines my life as a man, without her, I'm just another bum. Women evolved to bear the next generation, men evolved to protect women from other men.

[@chriso9345]

Jessie Strong *SOMEONE* is horny.

[@bluewater454]

Mark Andreason I liked the spiel about "she defines my life" and all. I am wondering why a dude has an avatar of a little girl in pig tails. Just askin.

[@bigmike100]

who else wanted to go watch how its made after this lmaooooooo

[@DronePatrolCB]

damn good show

[@greefo]

That is a good show... Very educational.

[@banditorules9163]

I don't even care what they're making! I love that show!

[@khfan4life365]

Dallow It’s a good show, but I’m a girl and I get bored quickly.

[@lkajsdflkasjdf1597]

@@thedorklaird9562 I like the piano and glass blowing episode. Have you guys seen the how's it actually made videos on you tube. It is how's it made but with funny shit dubbed over it for when you have already seen all the episodes a million times.

[@PRJKTan12]

I was totally on board with you ranting about the ports on laptops for another however-many minutes.

[@LeverPhile]

Seriously, wtf is wrong with Apple.

[@Nightscream13]

@@LeverPhile just about everything. I see a dude walking around with an apple i-anything and wonder, is it trans or is it a feminist? Is it just confused? 😂

[@PedroOliveira-ul2zw]

SAME

[@jacobgalloway8570]

Gavin is one of the only people on KZbin that makes me belly laugh.

[@Polywog77]

trans is the new RawR xD

[@LamaKING21]

100% accurate. Never knew that i could be summed up into this but it just encapsulated my entire existence.

[@ivanjoyderpuss979]

LamaKING21 You stay away from my nonna! And her gnocchi!

[@luhyarockgeek]

This is an honest trailer to being a man.

[@mrpopo4294]

Rated H for honest

[@BigHayes7771]

The how it's made bit is so real

[@natc1008]

chadwick hayes as a woman I love watching how it's made videos... My husband, not so much. He's into learning about tools and how to fix things... I'm more fascinated in watching machines and people make products, not fix them

[@bryntendo]

The thing about women liking to roll around in sill sheets and use creamy moisturizers and shit..? Women really *_do_* have more sensory and pain receptors in their skin. That's why getting an accidental slap (like smacking a mosquito) or a random scratch or touching a hot pan or something is usually a bigger deal for women than men. But not just pain, all sensory stimulus, like the fabric of a shirt or bed sheets, furniture covering, being touched by feathers or stray bits of hair or whatever... Women genuinely are more sensitive in that superficial way. But they tend to have *_much_* higher pain tolerance for deep, muscular, osteopathic, visceral, and etc, forms of pain. Hence why women tend to absolutely hate the feel of your stubble or cheap bed linen, but can have burst ovarian cysts and ignore it like 'hmm, ouch', while men will sleep 1 their jeans boots and tweed jacket without a problem but act like they're fucking dying when they get the flu. Different kinds of sensory and pain receptors that respond in different ways to different stimulation. Cool huh?

[@alexavasquez1992]

Bryn Jackson so true. I had cancer for about a year, and kept working my tail off just thinking I was low on energy, and with a fever and everything, until it progressed to stage four before I sought medical attention -- it was Hodgkin's, which is why you can survive it after that much progression -- But if my husband accidentally scratches me when he touches me, it's super unpleasant lol

[@Bawks_FEET]

A lot of that was non researched bro science but I agree mostly

[@Zavakar]

Not sure if thats correct but i choose to believe you and am too apathetic to check myself. Don't need to prove yourself with links or anything i believe you

[@Leo-vr3bg]

What guy freaks out at a flu? I literally break fingers and just move on keep doing what I’m doing.

[@booates]

who tf freaks out over a flu

[@wiltonfriberg9062]

Hahaha when you said the things about ”how it’s made”, I remember that me (man), my brother and my dad used to watch that show together like every weekend. Good ol’ memories.

[@gundorstoneskin5900]

SAME!

[@calvinstulip]

It's one of the best shows to ever appear on TV.

[@janeyourkevich3086]

lol you just described my husband perfectly. Wouldn't change a thing. Cheers to men.

[@arjunshergill6954]

1st thing trans men should know is they are not men

[@princeytron]

First thing cis men should know is they don’t have an authority on what a man is

[@mhmtakeyatime9000]

@@princeytron Why not? they cis

[@jellyfishtrifle7883]

@@princeytron yes they do

[@swamptroll3697]

No.11 If you've never wrestled a friend to the ground, farted on his head while calling him a bitch, then you're not a real man. Excellent video McInnes.

[@shadowrealmcitizen1149]

Swamp Troll A bonus if you get your buddy injured or you got injured yourself while doing it. My friend broke my wrist the other week. Didn't feel angry I almost dislocated his rotator cuff too.

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Oh man, I remember we used to do pool wrestling where the goal was to hold your buddies head under the water until he tapped out. How none of us drowned was beyond me.

[@Rugidios]

Me and my friends had a time we would pinch each others nipples. Painful as shit . We only stopped when we did a meeting were we all had to agree to never do it again or we would all do it to that person XD

[@gammasmash1924]

I don't think kids these days experience any sort of rough housing. When I was In 3rd grade, we played tackle football(actually, it was Smear the Queer, but it was the same, in spirit)every day during recess, while the teachers watched. We'd come back inside afterwards with grass strains, cuts, bruises. I once got my finger accidentally smashed at recess because another kid was playing with a steel pipe, while under supervision, and he was just told to be more careful. Guess what? We made it through somehow without killing anyone. I think an awful lot of what's going on today can be traced back to coddling.

[@brusselduglary8130]

i would agree im only 14 but me and my friends are the only ones who pound the crap out of eachother

[@ritamaria7606]

#9-10 Accurate My husband wants me to watch damn documentaries and howtos on shit like how it's made. Remember Mr Rogers? Sweet loving dude. Loved to show off how stuff is made. Like guitars, Dominos, crayons. My husband showed me a documentary of the book bindery he once worked at because he thought it was so cool. He thought the machinery was awesome. He was explaining the different parts to me and how they work. I was bored to tears but you bet I love him so I listened. I just can't retain it. I have no idea what all the machines did or what. #10 truth. Been married for almost 11 years and together since 2004. He is a sweetheart. He doesn't like fights. I remember a fight we had where he gave up and walked to a bar. He came back home drunk as a skunk and passed out on the couch. Before he did that he said "look Im sorry for whatever it is. I'm going to sleep babe. Too drunk" And he hates loud talking. Doesn't like to raise his voice or yell at anything if he doesn't have to. He's got a rule that I can't yell at the kids. I have to think of a more constructive way to get them to behave. He doesn't like yelling. He avoids arguing. He's sweet. He always brings flowers and I know people who complain that their husbands don't do that. I guess I got lucky. I never ask for them but he brings them. I never ask for anything. Maybe that makes it different. As a woman I'd never even pretend to be a guy. I don't like to fight or anything on that list. I like to have sex but not as often as my husband. And I don't think of it all day. My husband doesn't like to fight. He hasn't gotten in an altercation since he was in his 30s. He's in his 40s now. He got irate at some bullies being mean and harassing a smaller child so he fought. Then he punched a rotweiller in the face for charging at me when I was pregnant. It backed down and whimpered with it's tail between it's legs. I wish I could write a 10 things transwomen should know about women since they think it's all dresses, makeup and long hair. It's so much more complicated than that. It's an insult that dudes who want to be girls still think like and talk like dudes but think a dress and Maybelline makes them a woman.

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Poor Rottweiler though. Was he legit aggressive?

[@user-yq9vf2gx2s]

Rita Maria you two still together

[@lawrencelegend2600]

Fam 1st how can you stand being such a ridiculous person?

[@lawrencelegend2600]

Fam 1st an it's racist* I hope ur trolling

[@polarnj]

Rita Maria I agree totally BUT maybe, and just MAYBE it’s Maybelline.

[@paperbags7670]

I was literally eating spaghetti out of pot while standing when he mentioned it....

[@johnsmith4630]

Over the sink amirite?

[@sergiodebraganca]

This video is one of the most important videos on KZbin

[@SaltySteff]

I can't get over "diminutive woman heads" 😂😂😂

[@nbdy4780]

Only Gavin McGinnes would compare spaghetti texture to a whales belly

[@douglaspalermo5053]

🤣thats why gavin is the best!

[@GregCalleja]

we also walk around shirtless a lot when at home

[@cesaralvesdemoraes3187]

Greg Calleja everyone likes to do that when its hot out

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

You mean you still wear pants at home? Who are you, Rockafeller?

[@reapr_flowz7510]

You forgot one more: we love referencing movies and tv shows!

[@blankspott4467]

If you do that, you're not a man, you're a soyboy bugman. real men don't build identities around jewish pop culture.

[@ethansmith9065]

@@blankspott4467 or I'm a regular guy that likes to laugh at the same shit over and over among friends.

[@lkajsdflkasjdf1597]

@@blankspott4467 What you talking about Chuck Norris?

[@ColinSlippers]

yes i do it all day lmao me and my brothers always quote movies bro true

[@saffy771]

Some girls do that, too tbh. My best friend and me for example have our movie and TV show insiders the whole time :) I think anyone who's into certain shows or movies does that, no matter if male or female.

[@Gotsoulpowa]

He forgot one of the most important things!!!! We men, are childish for a lifetime!!!!! Men don't grow up, we grow big.

[@_aq831]

@Elliot Rodger Sure incel

[@Glasshopper]

@Elliot Rodger The last thing in the world most women want is honest insight into darker female nature.

[@owenthomas9863]

Thats number 10. We are sweeties

[@noon00]

And if you are able of burping your full name, all men from all ages in every culture will laugh out loud

[@Gotsoulpowa]

@@noon00 we have the same family name🤙🏼

[@WesleyAPEX]

I wear the same socks over and over

[@cesaralvesdemoraes3187]

WesleyAPEX good idea

[@HaCmE1]

do they stay the same shape when you take them off?

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

When they stand up on their own that means they're ready for the wash.

[@randomdude189]

WesleyAPEX It took me a long time to switch out. You will when you start to care more about the socks because mine kept getting holes

[@deekaejr]

My girlfriend has been away for a week, when he said that I looked down. Im drinking coffee from a mug I've been rinsing out whilst wearing the same clothes I was wearing when she left. Yeah, we are gross

[@deframon]

Most men like working on things, tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed a guy's out in his driveway working on something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood are magnetically drawn to this activity. They just come wandering out of the house like zombies. Men, it's true, men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just.. you know, they go running up to that living room curtain, "Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there." So they run over to the guy. Now they don't actually help the guy. No, they just want to hang around the area where work is being done. That's what men want to do. We want to watch the guy, we want to talk to him, we want to ask him dumb questions. You know, "What are you using, the Philips head?" You know, we feel involved. That's why when they have construction sites, they have to have those wood panel fences around it, that's just to keep the men out. They cut those little holes for us so we can see what the hell is going on. But if they don't cut those holes - we are climbing those fences. Right over there. "What are you using the steel girders down there? Yeah, that'll hold." -Jerry Seinfeld

[@jollu1]

I can confirm this. was at a stoplight and there was construction on a new building happening and I saw 2-3 old men standing there looking at whats going on though holes in the barrier

[@lejink]

It's so true!

[@pteppig]

That's the reason why dolls come pre assembled and Lego comes with a box of parts and a manual that you won't read. You just figure it out. And you rather install a navigation system with stereo hookup and a heads up display than to ask some unreliable person for directions.

[@pingASS_]

Ramon A Bravo same with fishing. I went fishing and like 10 different men went over to check out my equipment and the fish I caught. Some even gave me advice. In 3 hours 10 different guys.

[@fenrirskeane2420]

Ramon A Bravo well said brother.

[@JMark-zk5pj]

Hey, I just used 8 gallons of water to wash a fork.

[@elizabethharrison3765]

I'm the most "cis" and "straight" woman I know, but make a pretty decent dude according to this list.

[@raedog68]

Elizabeth Harrison me too! 😂

[@fmcr]

I dated a woman who wanted to be "one of the guys" and it was such a turn off. She would talk about things like burping, etc. Even my friends said "what the fuck?" when they met her. Please women, don´t try to act like men. It´s ridiculous.

[@elizabethharrison3765]

fmcr what if you're not trying? I don't go out of my way to talk about things like farts and poop, but if the subject comes up I'm cool with it. my husband about poop constantly. I don't identify with 3, 4, and 6 though.

[@elizabethharrison3765]

Liam Mackinnon ... what??

[@chriso9345]

Elizabeth Harrison Im a pussy according to this list.

[@dexterfairley4817]

can relate to 90% of this watch how it's made everyday before work

[@TombstoneHeart]

Leaving clothes that you've already worn, laying around anywhere in the house, is known as "airing" or "resting" them. They'll be fine to wear again in a day or two. Throwing dirty clothes into the shower and then kneading them with your feet as you shower is called "doing the laundry." Getting half a head of lettuce, smothering it in your favourite salad dressing and then eating it over the kitchen sink is called "eating a salad." Eating it over the sink means you don't have any dishes to wash as well. Gavin is correct when he says that all we need is a small concrete box to live in, but I still can't work out why we'd be satisfied with that, yet still keep building shit for women. I'll have to give this some serious thought next time I doing the laundry.

[@mr.octopus6972]

I could live in a concrete box but you won't impeach me from building a nice house because I FREAKING LOVE building houses😃

[@michaelvanleeuwen9403]

The washing machine is doing most of the work. Only thing you got to do is just dump it in that thing and press 2 buttons. Or you just buy 30 $1 T-shirts. If the T-shirt gets dirty than grab a new one and done. :)

[@BigShotRob69u]

Brah!!!! Sooo true...hit the nail on its head!!!

[@CRCfail]

None of this was funny, I suspect you're not a real man.

[@vidarodinsson7488]

Gavin you are doing your best to put them off wanting to be men, and then confusing them utterly if they make the transmutation, you are a true humanitarian! All for a cheap laugh, oh the tears will be flowing in the safe spaces tonight at your abject cruelty, for this infringement you will be sentenced to attend a trans awareness workshop!

[@vidarodinsson7488]

Vulgar Display of Truth This suicidal dumbassery of transgenderism is just another globalist ploy to stop people having children, messing with their heads so they are nuts enough to cut off or disable their reproductive organs!

[@christianhoffmann8252]

The last four are true, the rest is more about becoming Gavin McInnes than becoming an average man.

[@sertu1462]

Being ready to fight (if necessary) and not needing much are important for being a man, I'd say.

[@BerryMckHawkener]

You’re a liar if you don’t admire your shit every time you take 1.

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

Austin White Not every time, man. That's ridiculous.

[@JayNohh]

Austin White No, there are times when I'm disappointed in it.

[@ellom8]

I take pictures of my poo and post them into group chats to get a reaction and this makes me thrilled

[@jlambz2150]

This is 100% factual

[@Artbug]

ha! I love the explanation about fighting!

[@ashleegardner6819]

I love men just being men. Good and bad qualities and raise a boy to be a good man

[@chealzb2518]

I literally LOVE how it’s made and I’m a woman

[@owenthomas9863]

Welcome aboard

[@bennu547]

I don’t pay much attention to what the narrator says on that show. I’m just mesmerized by all the pretty and fun machines repeating the same pattern over and over

[@johndalessio4218]

For number 9, you could have also put in like primitive technology where its just a guy, silent, in the woods, making a bunch of tools and stuff.

[@bt7846]

Or in a cave.

[@tarzaan2603]

I love that shit!! (Male, 22) all my friends love it too.

[@WrathfulRebike]

Gavin you're the man. This made me laugh and made my day. Please keep up the good work

[@joshuaphilip9935]

Rule #11 : Men Don’t Grow Up , Our Toys Get Bigger And More Expensive .

[@castle6660]

"cupping your fart and throwing it in a dudes face"...we call that a "cup of soup"

[@tomr1107]

》 VENGEANCE 《 lol i always called it a Cup-o-Fart

[@lasmudge4022]

》 VENGEANCE 《 or"cuff puff" I'm also a fan of air biscuit

[@mcdouche2]

"Fruit Cup"

[@genericasian5699]

we call it a jar in the South.

[@tomr1107]

what about when you smell your own farts? do you punch chickletts out of your own mouth?

[@theslimreaper3999]

I take this flipflop thing very seriously! The store is like 1 minutes walk but I never leave my house without my armyboots!

[@CarCrash-TWU]

The drunken spaghetti thing is frighteningly accurate it's like he had a camera in my house I've done that so many times lmao I've let it go 2 days sitting on the stove still good.

[@Colonel_dinggus]

I know this is a joke list but no. 9 is 100% accurate

[@graphiccontent98]

Colonel Dinggus it's true. that programme Is great

[@hoojiiiii]

Like 8 of them are accurate as fuck

[@patriot1730]

Colonel Dinggus yep so true haha

[@brandonfoley7519]

Colonel Dinggus you've just had your man card revoke

[@killerkrok55]

Colonel Dinggus if you are a 100% straight non feminist male with no metrosexual tendencies... (i.e a cunfused male) then this list was so true i could feel the judgement of undercover women watching this everywhere. (a.k.a. Colonel Diggus)

[@Bar_Steward]

I only scored 9/10!? I'm off to watch how to be a man again.

[@Artbug]

Soashul Commentreh what'd you miss?

[@Bar_Steward]

number 5, I have not heard that album. I suppose I should go listen to it instead of watching how to be a man, but I wanted an excuse to watch it again, haha.

[@mattsowi6479]

As a straight white Male I watch these for comedic value its just great

[@bt7846]

As a straight, white female, I watch these for different, new viewponts and also laugh my as off.

[@mattsowi6479]

@@bt7846 you get it

[@bt7846]

@@mattsowi6479 Sure. :)

[@canadian_tabarnak]

Big facts😂😂😂

[@alizeica519]

You are the literal definition of privilege.

[@CohnmanTheBudbarian]

this is fuckin biblical, even women who want to be women need to know this shit, oh and one more thing, when we say we are not thinking about anything, you can take it to the bank there is absofuckinloutly nothing goin on up there, its a dark room, a blank screen, its quiet.... and we like that shit.. poo is fuckin funny XDXD

[@daniellemasters001]

netslave got into at least 20 arguments with my ex about that one. Ex: " What are you thinking about?" Me: "Huh? Wut?! Oh! Nothing." Ex: " no you weren't. No one can think of nothing." Me: ... ... ... You get the point. There's a reason she's called "Ex"

[@jesusismyking4070]

I’m a woman and even I have those blank slate moments. Then mind drifts to something pleasant, or towards how maddening the world has gotten, then I just wanna cry. They might not see this, but shout out to Infowars and Mark Dice who are fighting to end this madness. Same to you, Rebel Media!!! Keep up the fight!!!!

[@rolfo728]

I wear the same shirt every day.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

I'm a Sasquatch too bro.

[@doubled3119]

What are socks? haha

[@ripme6666]

i'm a girl and I do also, I just dgaf anymore, and I wear the same socks everyday too

[@TheMollyPitchers]

DeltaOkami..... yeah!!! it's party hat time!!!!😏

[@ripme6666]

woooooo *drinks bottle of vodka* *dies*

[@Pete_Piper]

When you begin to watch a movie and it does that trigger warning rubbish of ‘this movie contains strong violence’, and you go “Good stuff, but no sex huh? Dammit”

[@holdup5779]

My sister questioned me why I watch How It's Made, I told her "you'll never understand!"

[@idontcare-sf1vb]

Andy Bernard I've watched "how it's made" episodes since I was 6 and I'm a girl😂

[@Theringodair]

I love how it's made and engineering connections and other similar shows. So fascinating. Cheers a woman.

[@bryntendo]

Hahaha, I visited my parents the other week and in the morning my mum walked over to the bathroom to close the door (because she hates the toilet being left open for some reason) then came over to me going 'oh my god, that stinks! Did you just use that bathroom?? Ugh, it *_stinks_* !!' and I just went 'well yeah, I just got up, what'd'ya expect? Gotta take your morning shit, right?' and as she's looking at me with this disgusted face, I hear my dad cracking up laughing over in the living room from hearing the conversation, then he just goes 'yeah, what did you expect??' as she's plugging her nose, spraying Glenn 20 everywhere 😂😂 We both had a stupid laugh about it and my mum stayed thoroughly unimpressed lmao. Farts, poop, gross? Yuuup, all way too true. Anyway, it was a good shit. 10/10, very satisfied, would drop an obnoxiously rank shit again 👌

[@federicoeiriz42]

Nice storytelling

[@eddiemix8007]

I watched this video 5 yrs ago when it came out and it’s just as good and true today.

[@Sethxz]

Sorry but I'm a dude and the last time someone did that cup fart shit to me I got suspended for 5 days. lol

[@FreddyFuFu]

wtf #2: I dont remember my male gatherings as opportunity to talk about shit. That is you Gavin.

[@Siegetower]

You mustn't work in an all male office. That's a daily situation for me.

[@FreddyFuFu]

I must have had bad friends. Might be an anglophone thing. We did not have a taboo about shit... we just did not run with it.

[@larryculver4375]

Yeah, I also wouldn't wander drunk wearing a fishnet shirt through the streets of Tel aviv. These seem more a gay guy thing. No disrespect intended.

[@joshturnbull4791]

frederic Pinsonnault cmon man who doesn't like talking about the old stool scale, we have a chart here in the U.K. That you can compare your own shits to with your mates. It's called the Bristol stool scale, there are many different types of poo and they are all very interesting and you have probably experienced them all at some point

[@samdiaz1059]

Thank you, Men should never wear flip flops I don't give a good god damn.

[@lkajsdflkasjdf1597]

My feet sweat I cant fight in them. So Im glad for you if you can but for me it is like fighting with pads of ice strapped to my feet.

[@jross9919]

The romans used it even the centurions. You probably live in Canada or some shit cold country. Try to live in florida with tight boots

[@lkajsdflkasjdf1597]

@@jross9919 Kentucky? If it was cold I dont think my feet would sweat so much.

[@ChrisM-bn5vr]

We wear them all the time in Australia, but we call them thongs, and yeah I know what a thong is in the US.

[@falkenvir]

Try being on shoes in tropical island.

[@heresyosmoothie695]

I'm a woman, I like being a woman, and I relate to at least half of these.

[@heresyosmoothie695]

I'm better at being transgender than actual women who think they are men xD

[@heresyosmoothie695]

Here it is! *throws smoothie at you*

[@SchizophrenicFrankie]

Here's Yo Smoothie! I'm trans and do most of these things, glad to know I'm doing this thing right XD

[@Buckwheat0]

Your a man with a womb, womban

[@jesusismyking4070]

YpmuJ funny you brought that up. Maybe it’s been forgotten, but the ‘wo’ in woman stands for ‘womb.’ Gender is based on ones reproductive role, not some social construct, that feminists and SJWs want to make people believe. If you call the sky the ground, doesn’t make it so. Or call day, night. We are living in an inverted version of Adam and Eve’s story in the Bible. That damn serpent is at it again!!! Only this time, it’s the tree of Ignorance that’s been eaten from.

[@maxjonson1936]

another thing about being a man, this probably falls under the "we don't need anything" category, we are actually happy when we get what we say we want

[@Taylorkaraoke]

How is this not a stand-up comedy skit is beyond me, is so relatable I laughed the whole time!

[@leatay6868]

I would make a terrible man. Just... terrible. I now understand my son better though, so thanks Gavin!

[@westonblanchard5404]

Aleah Taylor haha nice! Men and women are fundamentally different and that's a good thing if u ask me

[@InWitheNew]

I like Gavin way more when he's joking like this as opposed to being hyper political. This is hilarious.

[@thebeauchinator]

Literally not a single second of this was a joke, what are you talking about?

[@mak450]

You left out something rather important, Gavin. Bathroom etiquette. Now to be fair to trans men, I understand that if you've spent much of your life in the women's room there's ways of doing things there, BUT they do not translate to the men's room. When you use a stall YOU *_DO NOT HOVER_* ! You walk in with clorox wipes and clean off the seat before using it or you put tissue down! We do not take kindly to turds and piss outside of the bowl, that is not allowed in the world of men! If you do this, we will find you, and you will be penalized with *_extreme prejudice_* . You have been notified.

[@gavin6274]

I know this is a year old but don't forget about urinal politics...You never stand NEXT to another man at the urinal, you never LOOK at another man at a urinal, but don't be insulting and stand all the way at the end either. Also, stick with an odd number away. ( like one space or three spaces down from the other men ) that way other men can have their space from you!

[@wcoleman99]

And don't forget no talking

[@danielmeman1529]

It's men's job too joke about shit that grossest women out and/or makes them say "you're so mean!". It's women's job to be like "that's gross!" "Don't say that!" & "You're so mean!" It's the yin and yang.

[@danielmeman1529]

And not immature gross and mean shit that we all joked about in high school, no, mature, original gross shit like emailing your peer a picture of a maggot infestation on the roof of someones mouth because he refused to look whilst he ate lunch and you and your boss are standing there going"ughhghggghhhg, eww wtf is that"

[@jesusismyking4070]

And that’s why men and women were meant to be balanced, never equal.

[@SC-gp7kt]

+crystal murray Well said!

[@photoallergic]

4:18 me: "Naa, never been a Van Halen fan really. Hm." (listens to album) "Damn, that shit is AWWESAAHMMM"

[@zacherywhite9338]

GAV?! GAVIN?! WHERE ARE YOU?! ... where are you? 😢

[@jester7028]

😂😂😂 The laptop port and the how it's made part made me spit out my coffee. That's pretty spot on.

[@georgewashington938]

don't forget the occupational fatalities and suicide

[@faramund9865]

I only identify with half of these, am I half man half woman now? WutFace

[@jayr7753]

If you identify as male, have personality characteristics of a man (ex: you are masculine) then I consider you a male.

[@lllPlatinumlll]

If the purpose of life was for me to enjoy it why was I imprisoned in school for the best years of my life?

[@lllPlatinumlll]

7 is wrong.

[@nameirrelevant1114]

So you could enjoy the rest of it.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Any parent who shoves their kid in school early just hates them. School should start at third grade, all the time before that should be workbook assignments at home. Matter of fact, they could analyze those workbooks and tailor the child's school studies to bolster where the child falls short, and speed through where the child excelled. Cut the fat, teach what's important for them, start a skill based learning system, incorporate college studies early in the child's strong suits.

[@darken2417]

You mean you prefer working from sun up to sun down with barely any human interaction instead of being in a school where you can socialize to your hearts content, can sleep during class and still pass with flying colors, have time set aside every day to remain fit and best of all every moment being a possible opportunity of finding a mate? Some people just don't get the bigger picture.

[@genericasian5699]

Mercury Blood 7 depends on the situation.

[@Michael-zs9hw]

I was looking for nice positive things for trans men but all I found was someone calling me a "broad"

[@michaelmyers2557]

He could have shortened 1 through 3 into simply "We're dogs. Get over it." It's no secret. Any time someone meets your pet they automatically refer to cats as "her" and dogs as "him". "Cute kitty. What's her name?". "He's an adorable puppy. Who's a good boy?" Cats are slender, elegant, erratic, fickle, and often mean with sharp claws. Dogs are generally happy, goofy, predictable, and friendly.

[@yeldarb8797]

Wow that’s really good. So true

[@bennu547]

Cats threw out history have had heavily female attributes. From Bastet in ancient Egypt to now. Mysterious. Elegant. Moody. Weird. Doesn’t make sense to anyone. A playful cat goddess. A bloodthirsty war lioness that also has a tender side to heal and protect. Makes sense why I love cats. It’s actually really interesting to look into the symbology and history of cats’ relationship with women

[@psyko_]

You just described my life, except the moldy cheese, mainly because that's the first thing in the fridge to be consumed.

[@smallben7744]

Whatever happened to tomboy and tomgirl

[@kingharryannis]

My buddy had just a new BMW sports car, cheap rent apartment no shower/bath,camp cot, sleeping bag,12" black white TV on a orange crate to watch soccer,and he always had plenty of chicks.One change of clothes ,a crate of beer.Real men live a simple life.

[@Hallelujah3r]

Infidel Atheist Are you serious?

[@kingharryannis]

Thats very cheap old pre WW2 german apartments .He had to go down 5 floors ,then cross the street to another building to shower.

[@MsMiggy85]

I LOVE "how it's made!!!" ... Am I a man?? 😂

[@zionandersson7040]

im just a boy thank you for this guide.

[@raavyak1853]

Thank God I am not a man! Proud to be a woman 💋

[@f1fan6735]

I like you more than a friend Gavin 😘

[@a.j.bandido8739]

A woman's best attempt at a man is Justin Bieber. Sad but true.

[@redpilled299]

4:10 you reused this exact same line during your interview with tucker.

[@Betweentheraindrops8]

You're right! Women do have more nerve receptors, hence why they're more sensitive to the texture of material goods.

[@josiahemrick]

this is 100% accurate. i must not know women well because some of these things he said i was like “i thought everyone does that” like for instance the single port and how we talk about it or how fascinating HOW ITS MADE is.

[@bojangbg]

Whenever I farted beside my best friend, he tends to ask me if someone died inside me 🤣

[@daveassanowicz186]

We're in to lawn care. Not gardening but lawn care. Mowing, patching, seeding, weed and feed, pH testing...

[@poiuytrewq8ff]

yeah, wtf is with that - everyday this week I've thought about doing a mow, getting a tad long

[@hoganegg793]

lmao I was genuinely excited about the dongle convo. "

[@1573ryan]

women dislike farts more then men do but women are better at a changing babies diapers

[@JayNohh]

Kathy McCrory True story.

[@tesseract5025]

Not always true

[@TravisBickle0312]

I love, adore even farts.

[@herbiehusker1889]

My wife leaves the dirty diapers for when I come home.

[@genericusername4883]

why do I like these creatures you just described

[@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures]

Because you're biologically predisposed to bend over and like it.

[@guybroyles48]

I'm a man and I'm far from a left wing libtard, but most of these things don't apply to most guys. He's just talking about himself, which is fair.

[@christendeering-wilcock4126]

“Men should never wear flip flops” Agreed! Men feet just don’t look good in a thonged shoe! Lol

[@mrfrosty3]

Never travel to a country were flip flops are the most common form of footwear. Note that if you stumble across an image of some unfortunate people who have been hacked to death you will see flip flops strewn about the scene.

[@ichlesemit]

yeah that’s right, but i love my birkenstock‘s 😀

[@deztracsis4433]

i love how its made!!!! and forged in fire

[@ASM881]

One time “How it’s Made” went to the Sybian Cymbal factory. Best TV ever.

[@kingof9x]

seriously. men grow pubes on their face and aspire to grow a beard as awesome as Gavin's as they come of age.

[@markash6514]

F$cking love that guy