Gays Become ✨ALPHA MALE✨ 💅🏼 💜🖤 The Welsh Twins

[@StackRabbit]

If my Alpha isn't emotionally gaslighting me, undermining my intelligence, or just avoiding accountability in every facet of our relationship in general, he is not my man. We will never run through the woods together at night and howl at the moon in our spaghetti tops

[@vivienpizzini4156]

howling at this comment 😂 the spaghetti tops ☠️

[@war5561]

That shirt tho ☠️☠️

[@angieholguin244]

Every single word especially the SPAGHETTI TOP!!!!

[@Alice-go2nc]

Omg 😂

[@Cynthiabecker24]

You really learnt man stuff. Well done😂😂😂

[@rebeccamichelin5065]

"I like your blouse" is definitely going to be my new response when an alpha approaches me

[@Stephonne]

😂

[@Foxiepawstotti]

I know some 'Alpha males' (would be alpha males outside the shops down the road, I am definately adding "I like your blouse" to my usual "Did your mum buy that jacket", the effect is disconcerting!

[@melanyacamacho]

I ran to the comments! James telling an Alpha "thats a nice blouse" is my favorite thing

[@lovablecharacter8167]

I had a friend once tell a guy in passing she likes his ponytail 😂. He yelled back "IT'S A MAN BUN". When I tell you I died laughing cuz he was so offended and my friend really didnt mean anything by it which made it even funnier.

[@sarao2605]

I read "alpaca" instead of alpha lol. I like alpaca more I think. Heheheehe

[@JLB0880]

I do hate it when guys buy me a house on the first date. When this happens I yell “get out of my house, BETA!!!” and slam the door to my new house right in their face.

[@lindacunningham5480]

Get out of my house Bata lol

[@SannaR987]

😂😂

[@saracantrell7071]

Me too. And then I put the flowers they bought me down my brand new garbage disposal. 🌹👎

[@HealingWarrior-ic6os]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luyandamthembu5678]

Right, same. It's just so beta.

[@mynameistaken99]

Seeing other men call out these "alpha" males kinda heals something in me. Doing it humorously is just icing on the cake!

[@RachelBJ]

Yes, yes, yeeessss! I can't believe these absurd people actually exist, like it doesn't even compute in my brain. I'm so glad we have reasonable, well-adjusted men calling these "alpha" morons out on their bullshit!

[@gemgarrett01]

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[@TheWildMiracle]

These "alpha males" are so funny because they inadvertently come across as Super Gay. Literally every piece of advice they give revolves around the male gaze. They're telling men how to appeal to other men 😂 all those clips of dudes with perfectly coiffed hair, little man purses, pants with the cuffs rolled up, tough guy sunglasses, straight women aren't into that! And if they aren't giving Twunk, they're giving Creepy Stalker.

[@riwilliamss]

!!!!

[@EmEm78]

Bingo.

[@r.b_7875]

Ohmygod I was just about to say that, it’s almost as if being masculine is being genuinely confident in yourself and not shave to put others down so your insecure little self can feel better. And what’s funny is they don’t look gay in the nice way that we associate with actual gay people. They come off as the exact same thing they want to avoid

[@demoncorejunior]

i don’t know what alpha male content you see but i’ve never seen them carrying bags or cuffing their trousers 😂 that’s too fashionable for a MANS MAN

[@leavealekalone]

This

[@TORTANK_8]

That "you don't have to accept rejection" guy has never been in a room with a woman. Not even his mother.

[@Momma766]

It really sounds like he's a rejection expert! He's been rejected so many times, he's resourcefully integrated a door to door vaccuum cleaning sales tactic called overcoming the objection. Bravo. I can see where this would be a handy tool for a man who is dripping in women. Maybe next time he can sneak away from the table at dinner and plant some screws behind the tires of our car and force us to ride home with him.

[@mummysyummy1978]

He sounds like a guy that preys on girls at clubs when they’re intoxicated and vulnerable 😤😡 predator vibes😡😡😡

[@lindacunningham5480]

It was his AI girl that went with him 'cause no human ever would.

[@EmEm78]

I think he's made plenty of women uncomfortable, and certainly none of them have been in the same room with him by choice.

[@jadetries]

The single best response to ANY alpha male whose tactic is ‘you have to come to my house and be into kink’ is to enthusiastically change your mind and start telling him how much you love pegging 😇 What? Wait! Where are you going? Don’t you want to be kinky with me?! 😇

[@thewurstcase261]

When he said "you'd have to come over to my house to find out and be okay with kink" I almost threw up in my mouth a little 😑🤢😅 absolutely insane 🚩

[@khesche]

Disgusting!!! 🤢 Love you guys❤

[@aimeeduff8000]

Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!

[@MorticiaLaMourante]

Yeah, I'm into kink...this guy hasn't ever experienced kink in his life LOL.

[@mkchristner]

That guys so disgusting, there’s no way in hell he’s getting women like he claims! Ew 🤢

[@nurseshirley3]

@@aimeeduff8000that’s crazy. That guy made me feel uncomfortable listening to his b@llsh!t

[@hansolohansolo]

🚩: continuing to bother someone after they let you know they're not interested 🚩🚩: self aggrandizing 🚩🚩🚩: attempting to entice a complete stranger to your home 🚩🚩🚩🚩: mentioning sexual acts and BDSM to a stranger out of the blue, especially a stranger who has already expressed disinterest in you

[@rainbomg]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 long fingernails “You’d have to be ok with my mastering ropes” huh? Like, shibari? Nautical ropes? Tarzan jungle ropes? Rope swings? Climbing rope? Like, be ok with the time you’ll need to practice knots? Pretty sure he doesn’t mean rope, I think he means r⚠️pe This guy is like a sexcrim version of napoleon dynamite’s older brother. (your mom goes to college)

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

@@rainbomg oh ew you’re right I didn’t see the nails. I’d say they’re more of an orange flag, not quite red but still bad. long nails on anyone to me is a sign you don’t groom. but also it’s showing he’s either lying about getting action or is very bad at it because we know hands like those aren’t going near a woman’s cooter. definitely thinks only his pleasure matters.

[@helixxia9320]

how this man is real is beyond me

[@eleanorhunter6359]

i mean i would go for the fella buying me a house and flowers rather than waiting for ages for a random moment of romance from a man in a bikini

[@justkiddin84]

😂😂

[@ksm9109]

You haven’t earned it 😂😂😂😂 I can’t believe these kind of men exist!!! 🤣😂

[@elichaalmonord49]

😂😂

[@MarcusWelsh]

Lol!

[@LT-kq7rr]

😂

[@AlfieDog4]

Alpha male rule #4: wear pants so tight you can’t bend over, skip the socks and PRANCE

[@samjohns3227]

and basically look like a total d i c k!!!

[@justkiddin84]

🧐Hmmm… exactly what I thought!

[@lunatic5162]

Right. Cause other males def will like that 😂

[@bbyjscx]

omg this litterally describes a co worker of mine 😂😂😂

[@MsChaosDancer]

Bending over is super gay. It must be avoided at all costs. Lol

[@Sarah-sc9ev]

“Do you wanna know what I did with her later?” Um, did you murder her? Someone arrest that man!!!

[@_top_cat]

That’s exactly the vibe I got! I’ve just left a comment saying that I think he thinks he’s giving Fifty Shades of Grey vibes but he’s actually giving “I’ve dumped bodies in the river” vibes! 😬🤦🏻‍♀️

[@feelthejoy]

@@_top_catgiving 50 shades of gray vibes is also bad

[@bellyjewel]

@@feelthejoy My thought exactly

[@MorticiaLaMourante]

50 Shades is universally hated in the kink community. I promise you nothing that happened in the book/movie would be accepted in the world of kink.

[@b14luar]

Hoping the girl escaped to the woods and met the bear instead of that man.

[@melissamunoz-rush8298]

"You have to sit on the passenger's side because bitches don't drive me around" 😂😂😂😂 I fell out of my chair.

[@RachelBJ]

Laughed so hard I had to pause the video! 🤣

[@reneeturcottecicigoi9435]

@@RachelBJRight?!? That fucking made my whole week 😂❤

[@katieward6235]

Literally here for that too! Hahahaha 😂

[@kasm_nME]

I almost woke everyone up😅

[@kkeegan32]

Gay men understand women the best = Truth.

[@HaHaHaLMFAOtv]

@@Balletified 🤣🤣🤣

[@MorticiaLaMourante]

Yes, very true.

[@lunatic5162]

Unfortunately, many gay men are still misogynistic:(

[@elin_]

Very true

[@b14luar]

Bc they're the only ones besides het women who know how awful some men are in relationships and when they want us to date them.

[@melissaneal3808]

The one guy who was talking about “don’t accept rejection” made me throw up a little in my mouth…. 🤢

[@seekingvision]

@@Balletified😂🤣🤪

[@aimeeduff8000]

Omg when his videos were circulating on some safety and self defense pages on instagram I went to his page before he either deleted it or changed his name but wow the dude is something else! Every guy in his comments calling him out on lying (because he claimed to have slept with/dated thousands of women) his comeback was always “well you sleep with 2s while I sleep with a different 10 every night of the week” or he’d tell the guys to record and post their interactions with women and he’d tell them what they were doing wrong lol! Then the women in the comments who would call him out for lying he would literally just call them all 2s and he’d never be interested in them anyway 😂 it was comical! His comeback every time was to call all the women 2s and tell the men they only slept with 2s! He was honestly so creepy in every video though!

[@wendyg.2664]

That man scared me.

[@Crysania1891]

Same! He's the definition of "not taking no for an answer" which is really concerning. Consent is such a vital behaviour to use and understand

[@nurseshirley3]

Same for me.

[@slayngloww3679]

The “professional” dating coach should be learning more about the male mind cuz he’ll be catching a felony soon. Ew wtf..

[@d3pr0fundis]

He’s not fooling anyone.

[@MorticiaLaMourante]

He was disgusting. The absolute worst of them in this video. If a man ever spoke to me like that, he'd not like what happened next.

[@nurseshirley3]

So true

[@rainbomg]

I’ve had dudes say crap like that to me, and the “you’ll have to come see” as a sales tactic I guarantee wouldn’t work in any scenario. There’s no value proposition, no visible benefit, and a significant up front investment/risk involved. No woman, tens, sixes, or twos- is going to take that deal. Not with his long ass creepy fingernails. No ma’am. tbh, men and women and nbs (although no one nb has ever said this in my experience) who say stuff like “I’m awesome” or “I’m the best” are waving red flags you should be able to see and keep it movin. Humility is still a virtue, ppl who are hyperbolic in feigned self confidence tend to be types that are crabs in a bucket who will see your success as a personal sleight against them. Also, just notice how there was a clear, just beneath the surface, cruelty and hostility present. He can barely hide it when he’s describing her. This guy will stalk and vilify any woman that he tricks into a relationship who comes to her senses and leaves. He has serious abuser vibes

[@leilao.3528]

“I think he looked fine” “Yes, very regular.” ☠️☠️☠️

[@lnruiz2003]

I’d rather have a shy, silly, sweet, caring, kind-hearted, tender-hearted, goofball of a man than an “alpha”.

[@helyns1416]

Same (and I found one!). Like, I know there are definitely straight women who are very shallow but I'd say at least a good 50% of us want someone we can actually connect with

[@Amy-Nicole]

"You wanna know what I did with her later?" 😏 "No you didn't." 🤣👏 I just love you guys

[@venicebbb]

that guy is just so creepy it’s uncomfortable 😭

[@kristinmary4025]

Right ❤

[@vala1277]

Truth

[@lexiejames3514]

He’s never seen a naked woman in real life. I’d guarantee it

[@avocado3-in-182]

They pretending they are some hot sh/ts, but irl, they can’t even say ‘hi’ to a woman let alone maintain eye contact.

[@SeaStarr2890]

The guy saying you dont have to accept rejection is just scary. Men who cant handle rejection and our taught no doesnt actually mean no, are men who stalk and assault women. I'd rather have a "loser" partner than someone who thinks pushing my boundaries means I'll sleep with them

[@AliceHunter-0827]

That "You do not have to accept her rejection" guy gave me the creeps, before he even said "You do not have to accept her rejection." I do not believe that man has any success with women. He puts off the same vibe as the kind of men whom women instinctively know not to sit next to, on the train. He makes my skin crawl.

[@AlinaKat3]

The professional dating coach is sooo creepy 🤮 guys who can't take no for an answer are 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@psowatzka7838]

I call it " How to ask to be pepper sprayed".

[@_top_cat]

Unfortunately owning and using pepper spray is illegal in the U.K. 🙄😒

[@cutecupcake8604]

​@@_top_cat I've heard hairspray in the eyes can cause a nice burn

[@Bamboo_Roche]

I read a comment about that guy who says you don’t have to accept rejection on an other video and I’d like to share it: He definitely knows pepper spray brands by taste.

[@_top_cat]

@@cutecupcake8604 Perfume and body spray aerosols can too.. so I’ve heard 👀😇

[@jwyllor]

😂😂

[@babybluecheeks]

Don't say i'm sorry say apology accepted, those are two different things lol

[@mystic_mimi21]

Right? It’s like saying ‘I sneezed’ when I actually farted. They’re very different things 😂

[@amnoirgg8563]

Don’t say I’m sorry, say I need to poo 😹

[@JuliaMitomi]

Was also confused by that one😅

[@szilagyiangela3973]

It means, never apologize, make the victim think they messed up. Gaslighting right there. Disgusting.

[@jujutrini8412]

@@szilagyiangela3973 I shared an office with a guy like that once. When he was sacked NO ONE was surprised. Or even pretended that they cared. 😂😂😂

[@Cami_2006.]

I love how the “how to speak like an alpha male” one is about simply being in complete denial of everything.

[@averysspookshowspectacular6205]

I actually kind of liked some of those ones. The ones that sound fancy, like after you instead of you first is silly, but fancy. I'll find out instead of I don't know has some self-help inspirational speaker vibes to it, but I can see it as some good positive self-talk. Apology accepted instead of I'm sorry....is where I really fell off.

[@rainbomg]

I like “I’m listening” bc that implies a man is uh, listening? Verrrry good. 🎉🎉🎉I also like it when a man says “after you” bc it seems like zaddy behavior. You first is kinda confrontational Yeah, what’s up with “see you” tho? instead of good bye? I dunno. Also “my pleasure” is what they say at Chick-fil-A Annnnd, don’t say shut up, yeah. Who thinks that’s ok to say to anyone? “Be quiet” is kinda scary kinda hot I can’t decide

[@ErinDynamite]

I'm not lost, I'm exploring. 🤣

[@PA-jh2dr]

The guttural "beech!!!" is just endlessly funny 😂

[@andreadecarlo6016]

Gets me every time 😂

[@nurseshirley3]

Made me laugh all the time .😂

[@sebumpostmortem]

It' s my whatsapp tone😅. I didn' t even bother to clean the background noise. Cannot describe how I feel everytime it sounds in public😁

[@PA-jh2dr]

​@sebumpostmortem that is a phenomenal idea 😂

[@shineonsunfish]

I simply can’t get past instead of “I’m Lost” say “I’m Exploring.”

[@oddworld954]

"Keep exploring until you're totally lost" 🤣

[@kimuaja]

All these alpha males walking in slow motion and talking bs makes me so happy to be a lesbian 😄

[@iris1720]

We stay winning 🏳️‍🌈

[@feelthejoy]

As a straight woman, I gotta say, yall have the right idea

[@crystalBall9287]

​@@feelthejoycome join us 😂 girl we'll treat you so nice

[@jujutrini8412]

Most men are not like that though, thankfully!

[@伏見猿比古-k8c]

I'm sure they'll still find a way to harass you.

[@bonulver]

"In those cars, there are parts of a woman". Turns to camera 👏 👏 👏

[@andys8483]

That sounded a bit different to me... like some kinda serial killer has chopped up a woman & had her body parts in the car!!😮

[@AliceHunter-0827]

@@andys8483 I hope you're demonstrating mansplaining.

[@susanjeffries5108]

Love the question, "Do we have an ugly suit?" "No...we don't..." The shade at these alphas who don't dress well! Seriously cracked me up along with the shoulder swinging. Haven't even finished the video yet and have already cackled.

[@bridgetgnixon]

This was my favorite moment of the video!

[@Hank.Will.I.Ams.]

I just imagine some poor alpha, lost in the woods, telling his girl over and over that he's "exploring" as the sun sinks lower, the air grows colder and he sheds a tear because she'll never know he was lost and asking for help 😢

[@yveszusje5023]

Haha!

[@helixxia9320]

🥲😂

[@mnchnim1004]

"There's parts of a womam in each car." Really captures the vibe that the "alpha males" give off. 😂😂

[@mandiconnell3311]

So a woman has to earn romance but a man doesn’t, got it😂

[@elin_]

It's a man's world.. we're just in it... apparently.

[@riwilliamss]

😂😂😂😂 right like what the hell?!

[@jessicaclipp8338]

We're supposed to be romancing men?? 😂

[@girrl88]

The entire idea of an alpha was flawed from the beginning. The researcher who coined the term was researching the structure of wolf packs. The problem is that the wolves being studied were in zoos, not in the wild. It has been debunked. People have taken an incorrect assumption and made it a defining personality trait.

[@Garsnoos]

Exactly. Also wolves are not human and humans are not wolves. So it makes zero sense in general to to make an animal trait into a human personality trait. These people just wanna live in the alpha-omega -universe lol

[@girrl88]

@@Garsnoos Yes! It's so weird!!

[@taps_lock]

Best thing is that the researcher himself debunked it, pointing out the flawed research design. That‘s an actual „alpha“ move.

[@MarcusWelsh]

Right! 'Packs' being the key word

[@battlebevy]

It's almost as if the freedom they expect as alphas is only granted when thrust into captivity while being controlled by a greater influence and feeling the need to play a role instead of function naturally.

[@AngieDeAguirre]

The red hat with the "Disrespectful Quote" cheeky boys! ❤

[@AliceHunter-0827]

I want one.

[@minohki]

Ashton was getting ready to text her safe word. 😂

[@Jenny.100]

I can't stress enough how much the internet NEEDS two (pretty darn silly, but ever so lovely) gay men debunking everything theese (rather aggressive) "alpha males" are putting out there. You guys are so much more real men than any of theese incels or future sexual offenders (some may be both). ❤

[@sadiebean5489]

"The whole thing is about overcoming clown jurisdiction in the 80s" I love Alpha James and Robert the ultimate Alpha Huns 😂

[@herboilingpoint]

New merch!!!!

[@anniebridgeland]

Alpha Huns is my new favourite thing 😂

[@julesghouls7150]

Alpha Huns!❤

[@mmhope9411]

I caught myself making a stank face at 8m 32s when the "You don't have to accept her rejection" guy showed up. He's so gross.

[@my_name_is_rhyme]

8:32 there you go 🤨😒🫤😖😣😲😳 all the stank faces

[@wolvie1618]

An appropriate reaction considering his personality is shit

[@M23js]

"imagine a douche from the 2000s" Accurate AF!

[@jenniebeann]

How to be an Alpha Male, get an expensive watch and make your body look like a upside down triangle. Why do all these men have huge arms and shoulders but skinny legs? If someone could answer that for me I would be very grateful. They look like Mr Cool from the Mr Men stories 😂 Also James walking like an Alpha male is everything I needed on a Sunday evening.

[@aimeevandijk1482]

They're all skipping leg day, because they're too busy making bs social media content

[@d3pr0fundis]

They’re all short?

[@justkiddin84]

Because they do not understand that leg strength is actually the important part. 😏😉

[@MarcusWelsh]

Leg day is for BETAS

[@sarah_bae]

Because legs/glute days are for the GIRLS

[@betty_q]

The spaghetti top commentary 💀

[@melissaneal3808]

“Can I have my breast plate?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This entire thing had me crying with laughter. Thank you!

[@cuddles31]

When James walks into the frame at 13:55 with his alpha walk I FUCKING LOST IT

[@LizaFlahertyArtist]

James you look like a hula dancer with sciatica when you do that "walk". You'll do yourself a mischief sir

[@samjohns3227]

So funny!!!!!

[@hansolohansolo]

The guy who doesnt accept rejection is beyond delulu 🚩🚩🚩 any woman who would even keep talking to you after letting you know they're not interested is likely only doing so out of fear that you are one of the men who harm women who reject them. That is a very real danger, and we've been forced to get good at politely navigating conversation even past our point of interest or comfort, purely our of fear/self-preservation.

[@polinka5621]

Yes, I always talk with creeps until they finally go, because I'm scared of their reaction if I respond aggressively.

[@wolvie1618]

I got those exact same vibes. Ain't no way any woman ever is going to react positively to what he did. It's 100% "being polite so I don't get a dirt nap"

[@saracantrell7071]

YES!!!!! It's so hard to explain the politeness as self-defense to people who don't have to experience that very real threat. But, yes, I can't imagine how much I'd be internally freaking out after a) he dodged my rejection but then b) started--unprompted!!--referencing tools that he uses to RESTRAIN WOMEN (rope)! In what we can only hope but ABSOLUTELY not be certain are consensual circumstances.

[@helyns1416]

Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked if that man had a criminal record

[@tracyjane7724]

​@@helyns1416he's definitely on a list somewhere!

[@darkydoom]

"Why are you rejecting me?" "You're ugly." "Nah, listen, I'm awesome." "I will vomit on you."

[@EmilyGeary-w8v]

🤣🤣 Turkey vultures and a couple other birds do this as a defense mechanism, while other animals will urinate. Honestly, if women were able to do that as a defensive measure, this guy would be constantly covered.

[@helixxia9320]

@EmilyGeary-w8v he is the kinda guy a llama would spit at❤️ right in his face. the eyes, the mouth🥰 i've heard chinchillas toss their little poops at people if they are stressing them out. so many bodily fluids and wastes he could be littered in if women around him got as unhinged as him🤠

[@leahmead5947]

The don’t accept rejection guy is a real problem

[@hannahleigh5633]

"That's a lovely spaghetti top!!" 😂❤ omg I'm early!

[@thebeautyfiles4574]

As a woman I’m going to use those phrasing suggestions. Watch them explode. 😂

[@nicanz1500]

“Do we have an ugly suit?” “No, we don’t, do we”

[@Berryations]

Pursuing and woman and being a creep are two very different things that most men have a hard time deciphering

[@Barefootandchildless]

That 2nd guy is dead wrong!! I have to EARN romance?! Ummm no sir. No

[@BellaCW]

Yeah dead wrong.

[@wolvie1618]

Someone needs to tell him that he needs to earn romance too. See how fast he loses what's left of his tiny pea brain.

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

Trust a girl from the 90s, you don't want to earn anything from a man who wore the same top of the blondie from beverly hills 90210... 😅 ... except maybe the top 😇

[@twpgirls]

James killed me with his quick spaghetti top reaction 😂 💜

[@andrear6033]

‘It’s giving work experience 2000s’ - absolutely brutal, absolutely factual. Very alpha.

[@emergencyasmr]

It’s amazing how these techniques come so naturally to them and how flawlessly they embody alfalfa males on first try🖤

[@bellyjewel]

"Alfalfa males" -- you win!

[@emergencyasmr]

@@bellyjewel Lol I can’t in good conscience feed into the delusions of guys that claim to be alphas! 🤭

[@mutantfroggy]

"instant serial killer", my thoughts exactly 🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelferguson6353]

BRB, off to purchase my “Disrespectful Quote” merchandise.

[@shortcake66]

The fact that James is doing ‘Alpha male’ whilst wearing an Elvira t-shirt is just… perfect 🖤💜🖤

[@TooMuchADHDMillennial]

Robert making drum sounds and James, “… just get some wood in.” 😂😂😂

[@ER-rq6bt]

Shout out to Ashton for the consistently phenomenal subtitles! Thank you Queen!

[@corvidsRcool]

Welp. Forgot to turn them on so I guess I'll have to watch it again. LOL

[@storiesinthedust]

I love that the fist thing I thought when that one guy started walking was “why is he walking like that?!” And then he proceeded to TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO WALK 😂😂😂😂

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

I love that Robert is wearing his cap like I used to in the 90s. I’m a queer gal but the gay fellas would always approach me from the back, leading to terrible disappointment. I’ve got huge bazongas (also like Robert, but I’m super jealous he can remove them and store them for months…)

[@reneeturcottecicigoi9435]

Right?!? I’m super blessed in the chest area as well and I wish I could take mine off whenever I wanted too 😂

[@lainafields]

Same. Mine are medium sized but the underboob sweat is huge bazonga sized. 😁

[@mistyv773]

that don't accept her rejection guy was awwwfullll. That hypothetical situation woukd not happen hahahah

[@stephaniepowers-tanguay6346]

Me thinking James’s hat says “Disrespectful Queef”

[@seekingvision]

🤣😂

[@cutecupcake8604]

Listen... I would absolutely buy a hat like that fr fr 😂

[@H.A.-zr2wc]

Isnt every queef disrepectful 🥲

[@MiniM69]

@@H.A.-zr2wc Not really! It can be the product of a lot of adult fun times!

[@Laura_Lawson]

💜🌙 This is your weekly reminder that the Welsh Twins are the opposite of toxic ‘alpha males’ and we love them for it 🌙💜 Gay men really do understand women the most 🥹

[@jen7916]

One of my aunts once told me the best friend a girl can have is a gay man. I have to say, it’s absolutely true 😊

[@Laura_Lawson]

@@jen7916your aunt is correct i can confirm

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Tbh this is rather new. I came out when the fellas still avoided women a lot more. Us queer gals got em caught up & we’ve passed the savings on to you…I was going to say breeders, but I have a kid too, we breed like bunnies now too lol 😂😂😂 ❤ our hetero sisters & allies 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@JutaStokes]

​@@standdownrobots_ihaveoldgloryYes, I unfortunately encountered a lot of misogyny from gay men back in the 90s, but things have improved a LOT.

[@randl7423]

​@@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory Then my generation of women (funny of you to assume we're straight, though) salutes you and the work you and your peers did to educate the gay men of olden times! (Kidding, but not kidding about the appreciation.) 🌈❤

[@BaileySweet7]

I can tell you two have been raised well enough that were into women and asking a woman out, you'd be polite and kind.

[@buttercup3333]

“I have 4 of them and there’s a woman in every single one of them.” 😂😭

[@jasmine1926]

The shoulder-thumb-shimmy SENT ME. Omg 😂😂😂

[@djkb125]

James saying “excuse me young honey” with a bottle of micellar water was chefs kiss. If a man didn’t accept my rejection and started talking about kink I would start getting actually scared. That is just so uncomfortable to hear!!

[@angelamelville67]

I'm sorry but I prefer the guy who appreciated me with flowers and the house without kissing his feet 1st....just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂

[@kaylagordon6776]

“Disrespectful quote” 😂😂😂 I love it

[@Trazzlepops]

With James’ thumbs & Robert’s serial killer vibe I’m feeling totally dominated. Thanks guys 👍🏻

[@383yunie]

"This is your weekly reminder that we are not the same person." Funnily enough when I started seeing both of your videos on FB, it was hard to tell. Now, I love watching both of your individual channels, but when you do videos together you crack me up. Thank you both for all that you do. I love all your videos.

[@felinemoonchild]

One would think that since women love gay men that straight men would be asking the gay men for advice. But no, they'd rather have validation and instruction from their bros who are also not in healthy, happy relationships. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[@vivienkoles1880]

Stupidity. All of my male colleagues are intelligent, all of them are really nice and respectful.

[@daypeanut4406]

The pride in the acting at 10:53 is so cute 😂

[@YG-ib6wf]

That Dating coach must have to deal with a lot of Police calls.

[@sassysweet2ok269]

Trust and believe some of the “alpha” men would be eating their teeth talking to me like that… lmfao you can refuse to accept rejection… ohhh really. You about to FAFO 😂😂😂😂

[@danielleyoder5226]

Best comment in this entire thread.

[@wolvie1618]

Same. I would flip my shit and really let them have it verbally (physically too if i must). Make them find out the hard way.

[@LizaFlahertyArtist]

I am pure FROTHING with rage. These women hating incels (not you lads, you're lovely, never change) but those internet fantasists make me insane. Xxx

[@108ladylena]

Exactly my feelings. Self involved pricks... Pardon my french.

[@samjohns3227]

Same here!!

[@LizaFlahertyArtist]

@samjohns3227 shall we riot dear heart? I feel so dispirited when I hear these men treating women as subhuman. I wish they were not given a platform to let the world hear their awful opinions.

[@MousesMakes]

Robert's face at the" don't bring her flowers unless she's earned them" followed a few seconds later by James's extremely loud eye roll! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LaurenAnne99]

1. Ashton is absolutely adorable! 2. I had to look up what winkle pickers were. 3. This video cracked me up. I snort laughed often

[@Iconichorror_glam]

Listen he’s the secret it will shake you to your very core ……. Just be nice genuinely nice and no means no

[@Ajae78]

Yeah, but that would require these guys to think women are actual humans who deserve respect. They just see us all as various holes who have to be cajoled and manipulated.

[@lindacunningham5480]

A man who accepts a no with grace is sometimes worth a second look.

[@jennc4984]

That James eyeroll at spaghetti-strap man was perfection. I'm with you James...

[@swedishmake-upgeek5650]

James did a really good job showing his thumbs and swinging his shoulders at 3:28

[@NoNameNomad....]

The constant display of thumbs 😂😂👍👍 Soo Alpha 🤙🤙

[@war5561]

Who are the guys that are buying women houses on the first date? 😂😂

[@vivienkoles1880]

I don't know, but I want to meet them 😅

[@luyandamthembu5678]

I have no idea but I would love to meet one😂

[@wendyg.2664]

"Overcoming clown jurisdiction in the 80's." 🤣🤣🤣

[@bin4518]

The shoulders and thumbs were outstanding!

[@mkchristner]

The Welsh twins are absolutely right! These guys don’t understand women like they think they do, and gay men totally understand women better! 😆 100%

[@lindacunningham5480]

I have several gay friend and they are the best at spotting bad vibes from guys.

[@kikimo3900]

The way they just got increasingly uncomfortable with the man in the spaghetti top (obviously the most manly of tops) and then their eyes when the guy said "you don't have to accept rejection." 😳😂

[@raquelcsantos2107]

I am convinced Marcus’ favorite video is the 17th century historically accurate one 😂

[@ellenkarlsson9490]

If someone says "Apology's accepted" instead of "I'm sorry" to me *I will lose it.* It's just shifting the blame and not taking accountability for your actions.

[@AngelaSchmidtcharismakitty]

I haven’t even watched yet, but I’m already dying from the title! 😂😂😂

[@bunkertons]

Ok, I happened upon Robert's channel yesterday, and then today, James's videos start showing up on my fyp. I thought they were the same effing person! 😂😂😂😂

[@eiwansk]

My backhand is strong, I don’t know that I’d be able to control it with some of these “men”. I’m going to jail for assault? Worth it.

[@wolvie1618]

Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and smack some sense back into them too

[@lindacunningham5480]

I will bail you out.

[@behindinfinity]

"His lovely alpha male spaghetti top" absolutely knocked the breath out of me HAHAHAHA I love you both so much

[@hollandm]

Immediately went to search "disrespectful quote cap" but all I got was caps with disrespectful quotes on them 😂

[@sparkle1596]

lol backfired

[@vampiregirl123]

That second dude in the pink tank top has NO CLUE!!!!! Hasn't done anything to deserve romance? I bet that's the same dude who thinks he deserves the 🐈 on the first date when he hasn't done ANYTHING to deserve the 🐈

[@weloveyouMs.Hannigan]

I will never not love Marcus zooming in on all of their failed high-fives...hoping for a compilation someday 🤞

[@aliciat2532]

The fashion critique from Robert straight out the gate is killing me

[@BOO_I.m_A_Ghost]

8:50 - I'll take 'things that never happened' for $1000, Alex.