Mark Dolan Tonight | Sunday 15th September

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Donald Trump needs to be protected at all costs. The fate of the world depends on it.

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Mark has already got his Christmas tie on

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I wish Harry well, but otherwise I don't really give a damn what happens to him!

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Yesterday over 800 illegal immigrants crossed the English Channel in fourteen boats. Apparently, eight people died. From now on in, for every illegal immigrant who sets foot on British soil, so the members of the present government cabinet will take one more step towards ending their political careers. It seems they learnt nothing from what happened to the Conservative Party at the last General Election.