Making Terrible Geometry Dash Shorts

Geometry Dash shorts are awful. Can we do even worse?
✨ FEATURING:
@AzureTurk @ElectrifyXD @GeoBlitzy @HellCastleYT @JuniperGD @Lemoncak3 @PolygonDonut @TrideGD
📙 Chapters:
0:00 - Intro
1:32 - Editing
7:17 - Intermission
7:51 - Electrify
8:30 - AzureTurk
9:28 - Colon
10:16 - HellCastle
11:35 - Juniper
13:18 - Polygon Donut
14:43 - Tride
15:35 - Lemoncak3
16:44 - GeoBlitz
17:55 - Bye
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🐦 Twitter - / therealgdcolon
💻 Website - gdcolon.com
If you're reading this, do you want 100 mana orbs or should I double it for the next person

[@KaiGuyGD]

He didn’t invite me to be fair to the other competitors, good decision.

[@Umang_GD]

Lmao

[@zeronil.]

the guy

[@mrmoonyo]

At least he's self-aware

[@chaoticshadows]

thats true😂

[@jaydenwilloughby]

how does this only have 130 likes

[@MishaGold]

Fun fact: most people watching these shorts don't know what the layouts are, and they think its the actual levels nowadays because they look like first in-game levels

[@SmoothStreamm]

Yeah, back in 1.0

[@liamneedsauniquehandle]

people who make garbage gd shorts are so youtube

[@deleted-something]

Fr

[@MUI_Noam12]

@@liamneedsauniquehandle yeah, such youtubes they are

[@circumplex9552]

@@liamneedsauniquehandle RTGame?

[@megadriveleo]

Colon’s lifeless look on his face as he says “This was a mistake” made me spit my drink lmao

[@CaptionGator]

Same

[@bLueguysixty]

What were you drinking 🤨

[@megadriveleo]

@@bLueguysixty Bottled water

[@PurePain_1]

@@bLueguysixtymy guy what are you on 💀

[@Walid-mk4jo]

His face looks the exact same as mine when I do it 😂

[@minifye]

Lemoncake’s short is the living embodiment of hell and having a seizure at the same time

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

and yet its stil better then nearly all shorts

[@NoobOG]

the gacha reaction at the top gave me more hell

[@pluto373]

@@NoobOG uhhhhh kill me

[@AlienOnPhone]

@@pluto373 okay🔪

[@uiinpui]

I hoped this would be "making terrible Geometry Dash Ads 2" but this is worse

[@elchuchooofin3807]

Same

[@xzProGamerOfficalzx]

yup

[@vuice6601]

video hasnt even started premiering, how could you know that

[@deleted-something]

Ye

[@Wizdabest1]

Worse in a good way

[@DAL-Entertainment.Channel]

I feel like Lemoncake was having a bit too much fun

[@arhia6106]

He's used to it already

[@user-hn2pn2xt1s]

He's a learned professional

[@antekpaztek]

Lemoncake had experience tho it’s unfair

[@xitluu]

@@arhia6106 hey I know you

[@lirendz]

A BIT

[@Nylspider]

I love how tride had the perfect loop and purposefully messed it up that's really funny

[@bionicleapple1254]

"AND NOW YOU KNO-"

[@CaptainAlex23]

17:12 well this certainly aged well

[@ImKairyu]

I love how half the bad examples were lemon's

[@ingrowntoenailiv]

It is because lemoncak3 sucks

[@ImKairyu]

@@ingrowntoenailiv literally jas beaten the top 10 on the demon list.

[@gdtar00]

Lemon cake has kinda cringe content ngl

[@MrMan20]

Bruh

[@gorgonramsey3719]

@@gdtar00 _kinda?_

[@TrideGD]

Super fun to be part of, and it was awesome to see that everyone had a slightly different approach, made it super interesting. Thanks for inviting me!

[@JMVRemixer]

tidre

[@a_marsmallow]

colon heart this comment already

[@evimate]

do you want 1 star or should i double it and give it to the next person?

[@JustYo_SeniorNightmare]

@@JMVRemixer "tidre"

[@____8783]

@@JustYo_SeniorNightmare bro everyone knows its teird

[@willpollock1293]

and this is why... THE WORLDS SMALLEST VIOLIN REALLY NEEDS AN AUDIENCE

[@cj3537]

Yahaha!

[@therealzhenplaz200]

@@cj3537wait yall have the same pfp

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

I love how everybody agreed to use the world's smallest violin their shorts

[@meloneill13]

Is this, the worlds longest dash orb?

[@eyesicecold]

@@meloneill13let’s find out!

[@user-iy6st4tn5i]

@@eyesicecold*gd science*

[@purplpasta]

PolygonDonut was the perfect choice to invite for this. The mix of chaotic energy and barely having played the game is incredible

[@Shitposter69X]

Barely having played the game??? Look at his old videos, they're basically just GD.

[@purplpasta]

@@Shitposter69X He mentioned "not having played in 5 years". But yeah, my wording may have been lackluster haha. Substitute it with "Barely having played lately" or something

[@ediguess]

Not to mention it’s the funny haha discord dont break the chain lore guy

[@qoobe]

the fact that he coul’ve possibly not played in over 5 years and the game could’ve been the same is insane

[@emmettmoseley7671]

such a unique youtuber

[@997gon]

Juniper: *makes 1.1 miunte long video* Everyone: That's to long! Polygon Donut: *Makes 300 thousand minutes long video* Everyone: That's amazing!

[@demonking3673]

“Polygon Donut’s short is actually 187 days long” - 🤓

[@douglasmitchell4212]

@@demonking3673 🤓

[@poynTblaynK]

Bro made his "short" over 6 months 😭

[@demonking3673]

@@douglasmitchell4212 🤡

[@WoodrowsAmazingWorld]

I watch polygon donut sometimes

[@Rahat_nub]

11:23 back on track got heavily nerfed 💀☠️

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

Yes 😔

[@GoldBaconHair]

I miss old back on track its suoer easy now 😭

[@Krbilodeau]

The only Geometry Dash shorts I get are the “Do you love me? Do you need me?” Ones 💀💀💀

[@thatonedude-tf3vj]

Same

[@okiecokie]

this is probably the hardest i’ve ever laughed at a GD Colon video- my humour is actually so fcked up

[@gqc888]

same lol

[@randomKTHBrother]

Same

[@Fatcatmatt]

Yup

[@ikilledaman]

same

[@lewkeee]

i love underlime slopper

[@ypso21]

the 'geometry dash face reveals' one actually feels like a joke video some gd channel wouldve made back in 2015

[@quirkypoint]

There was an old video from like 2015 that showed famous GD players "real faces" and IIRC it showed Viprin as an elementary schooler

[@ypso21]

@@quirkypoint i remember this omg

[@IceCarbonX]

@@quirkypoint I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL IN THE DAY LOLLL

[@MarcusKujawa-lg2nl]

Worlds smallest violin x LIMBO = WORLDS SMALLEST LIMBO (I love gd cologne) 6:16

[@Z3pH4x]

"GD Shorts" Also HellCastle: Hops on Hypixel (Minecraft)

[@Lemoncak3]

This was fun. Thanks for inviting me! (noot noot)

[@xzProGamerOfficalzx]

oh wassup lemon cak I am da first person here!

[@Toast583]

Have you ever eaten a lemon cake

[@Chloedasher]

You just made your normal content but better

[@SmoothStreamm]

Oh god, cringe shorts master is here

[@GDColon]

upload your short

[@AzureTurk]

I'm sorry to every youtuber I butchered in my short, this was super fun to rec tho fr.

[@GDColon]

nepsta

[@zhheiimer]

Real

[@manaorbsfree]

@@GDColon IT TRANSLATES TO “BADASS” LMAO

[@GorillaFan_32]

@@manaorbsfree GD COLON CURSED (NOT CLICKBAIT) 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Corrupt_W]

Please upload it

[@mochaXX16]

16:08 I LOST IT AT THE GACHA

[@milenachavesmartinez7251]

6:15 I need a full version of this mashup

[@virtualdash]

He uploaded it to his second channel

[@piclebob]

I love when youtubers I watch that do completely different stuff eventually connect. This video is the ultimate collab of this kind for me

[@GDcelta]

so true

[@SamuelPlaysGames]

True

[@MyNameIsReaper]

The fact that colons “Face reveal” was a guy in a furry costume… I was laughing so hard man 😂

[@AzureTurk]

I had to do it to him lmao.

[@GeoBlitzy]

Devious

[@GrimRplayZzYT]

@@AzureTurk honestly u nailed it

[@blainek5784]

Not too wrong

[@slopyaaaaaaaa]

He’s got dat big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus big big chungus big chungus big chungus vibe

[@SoggyProngle]

"grandma its time for your medication" "double it and give it to the next person"

[@ScottMiller-jv1se]

6:15 why does these 2 songs go so well together unirronically

[@terramarc]

Alternate title: A dessert, a kitsune, a 3D shape, a tree, and some other people make hellish abominations

[@MarcinOsadowskiNiePrawdziwy]

Food furry square fruit make shit

[@CraftingCat_IX]

Yes. That’s it. You just scrolled down here without a good reason.

[@temperedsteel3315]

@@CraftingCat_IXoh my god you got me 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@TryMyName56]

You forgot pongon dounughtt 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@terramarc]

@@TryMyName56 they were intended to be the 3D shape

[@InnBreaded]

These shorts are better than most of the “serious” shorts.

[@user-es1li5xd6n]

PLEASE make another video like this. I watched this like 10 times and I still find it funny

[@Rewstyr]

Doesn't lemoncak3 have an unfair advantage

[@manaorbsfree]

Despite this not being your usual editing style, you fricking nailed it! Was laughing the whole way through!

[@Arvl.]

Give free mana orbs

[@mushypancake5687]

Where mana orbs?

[@manaorbsfree]

You can find mana here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZWQaoWie5KshMU

[@cheslyn1]

@@manaorbsfree scam D:

[@ria5854]

@@manaorbsfree i already know thats a rick roll

[@SilicosisNotBeta]

colon we all know the shorts are gonna be masterpieces of art

[@AzureTurk]

Thats uhh.. questionable...

[@poggatura]

sillenglios?!

[@DazlMusic]

Is that a trumpet I hear

[@eight6119]

arent you that one guy on tetrio

[@miwiki6]

SILICOSIS ARE YOU ET

[@krisna08gd37]

How to make a terrible short : 1) Play and record an impossible layout 2) Add a handcam & your face on the video 3) Make your face look overreacted 4) Add 'clickbait' texts on top and button of the video 5) Add bloodbath at the last frame Great job! You did it!

[@Weird346]

7:33 WHO DID THAT

[@albinskoglund1947]

9:55 i love gd cologne

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

Alle von uns lieben GD Köln

[@toastonbutter840]

we do indeed love gd kokeland

[@girlwantsboy]

i luv gd cullen :D

[@GoldBaconHair]

I luv GD clongne

[@juliusrealGD]

I Love gd gasoline

[@sirkadee]

Lemoncak3 short is proof that our humor is broken

[@justdarklordwdym]

All dreams have meaning The Dream: 16:13

[@alejandroruelas4671]

“i love underline geometry dash” made milk come out of my nose 😂😂😂

[@thevickers7]

In my opinion Lemoncake won by a mile. I was literally crying and laughing just trying to watch his short. Bro actually just mastered the art of Gen Z humor.

[@conee1499]

hmmmm. i wonder why

[@TheBabymaker1]

nah azureturk won that

[@Catman_321]

lemoncak had experience

[@zkyishot]

gd cologne won that

[@Epicgame6699]

@@zkyishot i love gd cologne

[@x8c8r]

I like how even from the start everyone has different opinions on what they should do first. Like Geoblitz goes scripting, Polygon goes to research and Hellcastle- he... yes.

[@Fanican]

8:40 i dont know anywhere from this video at all yet im crying my eyes out laughing

[@goober-ce8gl]

It’s been said a million times before, I know… i love gd cologne

[@Diathan]

lemon's short was an absolute train wreck and that is amazing

[@JmKrokY]

True

[@Chizinky]

his other shorts look decent compared to it and that's saying something

[@Hesuklista]

It's fucking cancer lol

[@JamAttack]

genuinely the funniest GD video I've seen in ages Also cool to see a little throwback to Juniper's older content from her

[@Spleefeed]

man you are epic

[@ionizedwater8589]

Polygon’s video would take over 30 years to finish watching lol.

[@merlinkeie]

in lemoncak3´s short should be "baby i dun understandis, grilled cheese obma sandwich"

[@ricardosousa6471]

The fact that lemoncak3 actually uploaded the short 💀

[@speedyclub2365]

so did azureturk

[@funkywunkyyy]

including colon

[@demonking3673]

@@funkywunkyyy and HellCastle

[@Therealhhgregg]

Hi So If You Are Reading This Please Leave Because You Never Subscribed If You Like This Reply You Get Free Coins

[@CM.25]

Awesome video once again ;) Fun fact, I recently discovered Polygon Donut through the yt algorithm and was estatic when I realised he was actually the one behind the "*song* but every 5 seconds the level changes" trend. It makes me so happy seeing people branch out into other stuff and actually become successful knowing they started making content around GD. Think Zylenox(is a huge minecraft speedrunner), Optical(is a real life graphic designer now), Serponge(won a game jam!), and of course Polygon Donut(is an influential and a goofy ahh youtuber). The achievements of the people from the GD community outside of GD rarely ever gets to be talked about and I honestly think that that should change. As cringey as it is to say, I am genuinely so proud of this community and our achievements inside and outside of this game.

[@PolygonDonut]

I think one of the craziest examples of this is Sea1997. He used to make geometry dash videos and now he does full on vsauce-level space documentaries

[@GDColon]

Check out Alferia! Once a dasher, now makes videos about... weather and natural disasters. Highly recommend 🔥

[@CM.25]

Yeah!! I totally forgot about SEA, his videos are absolutely incredible and has one of the biggest glow-ups I've witnessed. And Alferia as well, their weather videos are so underrated. There might be more we forgot to mention but you get the point. The GD community has SO much potential and that's why I love this community so much.

[@zeronil.]

@@PolygonDonutsea will never be forgotten

[@HydroniumCore]

@@GDColon It's great to see people finding success from branching out of Gd. And the interesting thing is that I found Polygon Donut's and Alferia's channel from the algorithm, without knowing that they both use to be Gd players. (Personally I like each topic that each channel delivers. Keep up the good work!). Sorry if the spelling is weird, I'm writing this at 11 pm. 😴

[@beepduck]

i love how videos like this always take the youtubers that actually do this stuff. like a thumbnail making one from a while ago had kaiguy

[@kelsey-silas1656]

“Kill as many brain cells as possible” Pongon: “my pleasure”

[@_Guigui]

seeing polygon donut in a GD Colon video is something I wasn't expecting to see

[@EsportCat]

I commented the same thing LMAO i was not expecting it but i am so glad

[@thestoryoftoast]

pologo n donute

[@9deekay]

you such a polgon moment 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@improbablyfur]

NeonBits!,!!!!,!!!

[@davidunde]

*pongo

[@obie-0-zzz]

1:04 juniper had me dying when she said "THATS ALOT OF DOLLARS"

[@Sillygoobernico]

same

[@MarshMuskieGD]

1:10

[@robiginal6458]

This is like a sequel to that "Making bad Geometry Dash adverts" video

[@ChristofApolinario]

11:46 What the hell Colon uses PowerDirector

[@tonyplushyt2685]

9:03 Are you sure about that?

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

He's wrong. He's the german city "Cologne" (Köln, NRW).

[@krichenboi]

@@Hyperlaser_Mercdamn I didn’t even think of that

[@EinXTRAZ]

guidelines: im not a furry Me: lie detector go BEEEEEEEEEEP

[@LXXIX_]

9:01

[@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA]

the fact polygon is here yet does not make gd content is the best plot twist

[@JmKrokY]

Hellcastle dosen't make GD content either

[@Kuino]

yea was equally excited about seeing both hellcastle and polygon here

[@davidunde]

used to, at least. HE HASN'T PLAYED IN 5 FUCKING YEARS

[@PEAQGHHEJHAJHDAJHSDA]

@@davidunde yea, that's what surprised me.

[@kolbybischof8025]

dbtc

[@Theepicrichard420]

Hearing polygon's voice left me with unlimited euphoria

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

This kind of felt like a baking competition show near the start and I like that

[@purplealarmclocker]

Polygon Donut's editing part 2:25 actually seems like a good short itself Edit: While Gd Colon's editing part 2:39 just seems like a part from a natural video from colon

[@purplealarmclocker]

omg colon saw this

[@MatragociuDavid]

@@purplealarmclocker why did u edit the comment???? it removes the heart

[@purplealarmclocker]

@@MatragociuDavid o i didn't konw that

[@Caramelsomething]

I was worried he was gonna start talking about the extended cat timeline

[@ntsazazel]

Polygon absolutely killed it while also staying completely on brand

[@Whatisgoingond]

“IM NOT A FURRY” *Kitsunes: “You sure now?”*

[@TheMan-et3xz]

the one that thing that still won't go away is the pain while laughing too hard

[@Lutail.]

6:14 literal fire in my opinion

[@shushanimsold]

FRRRR IT'S SO GOOD

[@thelightknight4772]

Why does it sound good 💀

[@mateochannel523]

i agree, we need a full version

[@Yesodin41]

​@@mateochannel523out on semicolon

[@nicolaecalin4217]

True

[@Peridoughnut]

This video was amazing!! Everyone’s GD shorts were so hilarious. Some were actually really impressive, like Tride’s and GeoBlitz’s, though my favourite one was definitely yours LOL. The World’s Smallest Violin x Limbo mashup was actually really good. Great job to all the content creators who contributed to this video ❤ And this is why…

[@Shifsabre]

I want to make a video now where it's like "Is this the world's LONGEST dash orb?", then I just tap for a single frame, and the word "No." appears on screen, then it's just the square sitting there for the rest of the video.

[@liaximdotexe3727]

Polygon has the curse of only talking in clickbait youtube intro voice

[@JuniperGD]

Double it

[@Ortonz]

Very true famous TreeTuber!

[@GeoBlitzy]

What song are you listening to?

[@sophykeosuncheng5952]

How much money do you make?

[@ethanhafken6590]

lol

[@therealemintr]

LOL

[@chebryan]

14:46 the fact that he could’ve looped it when he changed the song but chose not to genuinely infuriates me

[@GreekCountryball0]

“And this is why” Video: *loops* “The worlds smallest violin” “Rlly neads and odeince”

[@dahdumbguy]

i love how juniper did a weird skit and that one guy just did a minecraft tutorial lmao

[@demondangr]

I did not expect to see polygon donut in this video. 100x better the instant i saw him.

[@404Nexel]

Same here.

[@SetsuwaRess]

fr, I was so surprised.

[@absoultethings4213]

fr, colon really chose the a list here

[@cowcode]

same

[@totallyupdoggin]

i thought polygon donut was nonbinary or transfem

[@HyprJ]

Omg 15:40 i almost choked on my food lol

[@fireblade9503]

6:05 Best part Yes, I like isolation by Nighthawk 22

[@esbeydy153]

I really loved the “sans.” Soundtrack addition at the end of the vid! 🎉

[@dejesusramirezjavier5834]

11:52 ah yes some good old juniper vibes

[@ThisPersonIsSilly]

Yeah same

[@girlwantsboy]

same

[@reidlab]

7:05 bro made an undertime slopper edit

[@bonnieexists]

I love undertime slopper

[@Epic_Animations1]

@@bonnieexists GEOMETRY DASH

[@melody5296]

7:43 I definitely did NOT expect a fumo to show up in a GD video...

[@MagmaVA6]

2:32 “multiple minutes straight” *makes a half a year long video*

[@rowanbris6266]

ok im not going to lie colon’s mashup of world’s smallest violin and limbo music was actually fire

[@joylechanceux4805]

Well I didn’t expect to see HellCastle in something else than skyblock but here we are

[@InfluXse]

"we tried to make it worse" *Makes 1000x times better than real shorts*

[@MindlessMagic]

14:35 how does the video take up only 71.91 mb

[@GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff]

Discord glitch

[@MindlessMagic]

​@@GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff how do you do it?

[@GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff]

@@MindlessMagic you change the file data making it loop.

[@takoizu]

using an external file manager, you can change the video length to however you want

[@blazefromhoenn]

I've never even thought of a GD Colon + Polygon Donut collab but now that both names are on my screen I'm ecstatic

[@chipobject]

i tried smth like this for my class to make fun of me where i tried making a short but ended up being an image

[@cuberfan08]

I like how lemoncake said “shorts I’ve seen” as if it isn’t “shorts I’ve made”

[@SirensOfNC]

9:18 im laughing so hard at the "what's 9+10" I could hear 😭

[@Maze-437]

I love gd cologne and sirens

[@AndyPlays2_1223]

Yyy

[@Imyourlocalfnaffan]

And now we know 9 + 10

[@lonelyjames2785]

Hearing polygon donut in the list of people in the video was an actual jumpscare, goddamn.

[@KeaneJ123]

I watched this as soon as i got the notification for it, i can't believe it's already been a year and the gd cologne meme would've been born here

[@duftx]

I REALLY liked that company of them. You should probably invite all of them more often, that was both hillarious and wholesome

[@screechonfire]

15:44 That killed me

[@IlTechnoDashlI]

quite literally

[@gabyy1827]

17:19 you can see the cut to make it loop They all are clueless

[@GeoBlitzy]

Oops!

[@NoOneYT1]

Ikr

[@DioBrando-xo7zd]

Only Polygon can make 30 yrs lasting video💀💀💀

[@GDGroundflower]

Colon is the only guy I know who could make people actually click on a video titled this monstrosity

[@deoxy5202]

7:00 bro said walzee 💀💀

[@Hyperlaser_Merc]

I love Gd cologne

[@user-xm6xb7bh2y]

There's same with "a danse of fire and ice" but... with "spam"

[@ERGO288]

Lemon cake: "put everything awful about the previous shorts I have seen" Previous Shorts I made*

[@Cr3ateTV]

17:46 You just got GEOMETRY DASHED!!

[@GeoBlitzy]

GEOMETRY DASH

[@Cr3ateTV]

@@GeoBlitzy I spelled it with an ‘ed’ on purpose.

[@Swagincorp]

@@GeoBlitzy I love underline GEOMETRY DASH

[@Epic_Animations1]

@@GeoBlitzy lol nice work into GEOMETRY DASH

[@maximilianhadden9285]

It would be cool to post all of these on a separate account and see which video preforms the best (almost to crown a "winner" of the shorts)

[@Swagpion]

Well donut couldn't work, juniper could simply have a 1.1x speed multiplyer.

[@explodeywolf3619]

@@Swagpion Well, donuts was probably a loop, and just sent 413,000 minutes so it could... loop? He could probably send the one that isn't 413,000 minutes.

[@Swagpion]

@@explodeywolf3619 well the intro played one time even after loops, and the subway surfers gameplay didn't loop from what I saw.