maybe the real game design was the friends we made along the way
@briangao33818 ай бұрын
I love gd cologne
@PenguinZ64.8 ай бұрын
too cheesy
@Palemis8 ай бұрын
✍🔥
@buolo8 ай бұрын
I love rice
@spiderdestoyer8 ай бұрын
i eat uranium
@Gameplayer5558 ай бұрын
This video is like when you have to do an essay with a minimum number of words so you start breaking down every unimportant detail.
@Carlos-jw2xd8 ай бұрын
real
@XTLmaker8 ай бұрын
underrated
@NaziOfficer6668 ай бұрын
yeah im thinking that as well
@ocreyy8 ай бұрын
So true !
@Cloudly_Round8 ай бұрын
yea most of it is just common sense
@schaffs29 ай бұрын
the decoration is just so empty by todays standards, idk why its still rated 🙁
@randomannoyance9 ай бұрын
thats minimalism to express the emptiness the creator felt when creating the level, specifically the emptiness in his 2013 wallet, you dont get modern art
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX694209 ай бұрын
@randomannoyance exactly, this guy just doesn't get, stereo madness would go for 6969 billion if rob were to sell it.
@JoSephGD9 ай бұрын
levelution went way too far with this one
@falaplays8149 ай бұрын
It’s just that stereo madness is *a little mediocre, no offense* (Did you get the reference, don’t worry it’s kinda hard.)
@GigaChadMain694209 ай бұрын
@@falaplays814E
@digestdig9fiut2178 ай бұрын
Imagine if robtop commented "agreed." and then replaced stereo madness With bloodBath
@Player-Leli8 ай бұрын
sounds like something robtop would do
@anthony-ud4to8 ай бұрын
😂
@marbleperson8 ай бұрын
or "agreed." >deletes geometry dash
@ChrisZKidd3458 ай бұрын
Biggest plot twist of all time
@BingeBaconShortz8 ай бұрын
it’s april fools sooo
@Maybe_Cole7 ай бұрын
11:11 “There’s a short spider part but it’s not that bad”
@thegemma26566 ай бұрын
WATCTHE FU-----
@jaxpianoteacher5 ай бұрын
lol
@JashuaHigdon5 ай бұрын
Dash reference
@javiervictoriano-bd4xd4 ай бұрын
that's not in the actual level
@Ocarus0Cycle4 ай бұрын
@@javiervictoriano-bd4xd ok sherlock
@ShDwDolphin8 ай бұрын
"Theres a short spider part thats not that bad" That got me laughing so hard
@Rudxain8 ай бұрын
ayo pauze 🤨📸📸
@JosephJaya_yoy8 ай бұрын
at 11:13 ? Right
@garrylarry8908 ай бұрын
It got you so hard 💀💀💀
@MrTurt99888 ай бұрын
11:10 got me laughing so hard!!
@WeaponizedAutism78 ай бұрын
Like a damn semi truck
@CGBOOM_9 ай бұрын
This so-called “easy” rated level is too hard! That 22% staircase is a HUGE choking point. The coins? Terrible.
@GPR_GD8 ай бұрын
Ikr, unbalanced everywhere
@ScratcherWowie2ndChannel8 ай бұрын
@@GPR_GDfor new players of course
@onyotubero8 ай бұрын
dont even get me STARTED on those triple spikes. Extreme demon skill level wth are you THINKING robtop
@emirbergazden97238 ай бұрын
@@onyotubero 2 star levels had some skill in them tbh
@Automaton_unit8 ай бұрын
My friend beat the level in 30 attempts He only knew about geometry dash when I told him about it April fools dum dum it took 140 attemps
@maxtonhughes26297 ай бұрын
3:37 "Its not like it tells you that n the menue screen or anything" *Icon proceeds to jump*
@BlubStudios644 ай бұрын
I was looking for this 😂
@hypxrxАй бұрын
@@BlubStudios64 I agree lol
@rorvgames6491Ай бұрын
I think that's the joke, but i thought the same
@camelliaPatirАй бұрын
Noice
@Muffin5671Ай бұрын
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
@IamDrDapper8 ай бұрын
I love how it starts okay and then slowly dissolves into madness
@@terminal_2495 Now suddenly everything is makes sense
@PurePain_18 ай бұрын
Guys, temporarily dislike every comment that states its an april fools video. I had my experience ruined by looking through the comments too early 😭
@szabolcsmathe1759 ай бұрын
Stereo Madness is so unsightreadable for New players smh I love gd cologne
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@LocalwaterCreeper9 ай бұрын
stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare real
@WaivexJCI9 ай бұрын
Yeh fr
@Levanderstonegaming9 ай бұрын
yeah when I first got GD, I struggled on stereo madness. now I can beat it no problem though
@Sheckles4how-D8 ай бұрын
Ikr
@ElfabetExists8 ай бұрын
16:43 “Yes, yes it does. Which is why today’s video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!”
@GameristicForce8 ай бұрын
LOL COLOGNE APPROVED
@CrystalKyryn8 ай бұрын
missed opportunity
@ElfabetExists8 ай бұрын
@@CrystalKyryn could not agree more
@shahzaibhassan65048 ай бұрын
real@@CrystalKyryn he could have made like 1300$
@EslamBayoumi-ep5ff7 ай бұрын
Hi gd colen
@Swimspiration2 ай бұрын
11:11 there’s a short spider part that’s not so hard killed me
@geometricgamer7Ай бұрын
@@Swimspiration isnt that dash
@SwimspirationАй бұрын
@@geometricgamer7 yeah it is
@TheLemur1418 күн бұрын
@Swimspiration so real
@LouiseBravo-g3m13 күн бұрын
Dash spider jumpscare
@Theodaysh-e6p2 сағат бұрын
I didn’t think there was a spider in there
@kingrgames8 ай бұрын
It’s been a couple of months and Colon already broke his rule of “nice vibes only”
@aykarain8 ай бұрын
~ i love this date ~
@hoglin78 ай бұрын
Addictions be like:
@SomeInternetUser458 ай бұрын
I love my semiyearly Colon Yap session
@DAREELCIPHERIST8 ай бұрын
It’s an April fool fool
@Virtual_Garbage8 ай бұрын
its april fools bro
@fedethepraa28 ай бұрын
12:34 AIN'T NO WAY YOU CALLED IT GEOMETRY TRASH 💀💀 A friend of mine said the same a couple of months ago (He has GD on his Steam wishlist)
@sub2tijabe8 ай бұрын
Balls
@guesswhosethelegendGD8 ай бұрын
dammmmmmmmm
@burntbwak8 ай бұрын
Geometrical garbage 😢😢
@whut58958 ай бұрын
geometry sh*t
@personfromtds73248 ай бұрын
1234
@Gingivitis-Taker8 ай бұрын
The developer of the game should really think of new players more. Have you seen the next level? It’s got these weird bumper things that launch you so, SO high up in the air. And what about the part in Staring Craziness or whatever it’s called where you have to go through this random rocket portal and play an incredibly difficult part for this yellow coin thingy that does NOTHING.
@danieldavid37668 ай бұрын
And then right after they show that you _should_ hit the yellow bumpers, then it _trolls_ you by killing you if you hit them! Like, make up your mind, game! It’s so unfair to switch it up like that!
@Yes_Circlic8 ай бұрын
Maybe the real food was the friends we made along the way.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Lena_M3 ай бұрын
omg thank you for the warning... i'm afraid of heights so I will NOT be playing that next level if I ever beat stereo madness
@BeestyGamer162 ай бұрын
“It’s not like it tells you on the menu or anything” Also not the cube jumping at: 3:38
@thewoodpeckers655Ай бұрын
That the game also codes to guarantee that a cube is always the first game mode shown.
@lake44338 ай бұрын
“That is NOT a cactus.” Was the funniest part of the video for me.
@大8 ай бұрын
ohio
@Comradegato8 ай бұрын
Skibidi Gyatt?
@xAshleyyunderscore8 ай бұрын
both of you: please get off the internet (not you, commenter, you're cool)
@iqbit8 ай бұрын
It's a bird! It's a plane!
@Comradegato8 ай бұрын
@@xAshleyyunderscore thats not very sigma rizzler of you😡😡😡
@Eel_8 ай бұрын
I like how casually he says "There's a short spider part, but it's not that bad" at 11:08. Truly a dash of all time
@David280GG8 ай бұрын
Got me so hard
@cupdarkness172398 ай бұрын
definitely real in stereo madness
@theresabrunskill70978 ай бұрын
@darkness17239 okaaaay? And? You don't need to say that, everyone who plays gd knows that, and that's basically all Gd Colonge's fans...
Your delivery is so genuine and real-sounding that if this was my first exposure to GD I would probably somewhat believe you
@clubstep80807 ай бұрын
The cuphead ign “video game reporter thing” is actually so funny
@Bubbly_Dragon6 ай бұрын
I knew what was coming as soon as I saw Cuphead, and I still laughed 10/10
@Phla-phi8 ай бұрын
its impressive how colon got a fully fledged game journalist to write the script👏👏👏
@Agued909028 ай бұрын
agreed
@SketchTheProtogen8 ай бұрын
yeaysysyeyysywyeyes
@tgtdtmaa8 ай бұрын
The yellow icon messed with their pathfinding
@HappyMagolor23 ай бұрын
Yeah dean did a great job
@Facem2008Ай бұрын
"Geometry dash has too much water, what was Robtop thinking"
@ReaperRYT_8 ай бұрын
It's unbelievable how easy the spider part is. It gives you a new gamemode which is super easy to figure out thanks to the great introduction to it, and it shows entirely new mechanics! It's my personal favorite part of stereo madness 😀
@cheeseburgermonkey71048 ай бұрын
copy and paste bot stole your comment
@ReaperRYT_8 ай бұрын
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 bruh really
@thechicken098 ай бұрын
The spider part is my favorite game mode.
@cashioking8 ай бұрын
Yeah I like how sight-readable it is
@Waffle0.8 ай бұрын
I love how this guy actually set an ENTIRE countdown for an entire stereo madness review. The state of this world has become more and more vulnerable
@QQn58 ай бұрын
Lol
@zohnannor8 ай бұрын
countdown is automatic when you do a premiere
@efsefish8 ай бұрын
its april fools
@reaver93948 ай бұрын
Your the one giving money to this guy
@Waffle0.8 ай бұрын
ik and i dont regert it@@reaver9394
@auggiebaw45807 ай бұрын
11:10 "There's a short spider part" Wait a minute THAT'S NOT IN THE ORIGINAL LEVEL
@17xcBloodMouth6 ай бұрын
It's a joke
@Your_averageRocketNe5 ай бұрын
@@17xcBloodMouth so is the comment
@microwavedsandwich5 ай бұрын
@@17xcBloodMouth r/wooosh
@17xcBloodMouth5 ай бұрын
@@microwavedsandwichcringe
@Frankie_and_fwoggie5 ай бұрын
@@17xcBloodMouthso are you
@Malam_NightYoru8 ай бұрын
Funny about the start is. My friend died 10 times in first spike when she got my cellphone to play this only made her more hooked to try again. That's very good game design.
@Alexthegreater8088 ай бұрын
False: females do not play geometry dash
@YourAverageMango8 ай бұрын
@@Alexthegreater808paqoe:
@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ728 ай бұрын
@@Alexthegreater808 juniper
@Alexthegreater8088 ай бұрын
@@YourAverageMango it’s a joke ofc some women play gd 😭😭😭
@Alexthegreater8088 ай бұрын
@@ΕΥΘΥΜΗΣ72 it’s a joke 😭😭😭
@zheanlbs308 ай бұрын
11:03 you jump up these pillars. fall down these half slabs. and theres a short spider par-
@CandiceMilan8 ай бұрын
Man We Got Dash Spidered
@36Dorothea8 ай бұрын
Dash spider in stereo madness is crazy. wait until 2.3 it will happen
@reaper928-y4e7 ай бұрын
Truly a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛ ◻️ ⬛ ⬛🕷️ ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🔼🔼🔼🔼 Moment
@NonyaOfTheBeeswax7 ай бұрын
I know right like what the hell That par t .... was t otall y u nsig g htreadable. Who wou ld ev en ma ke something so evil? That's just... wrong.
@germany83397 ай бұрын
De de da do ding da de da da
@ezequieldom6418 ай бұрын
lmao i wasnt paying attention when the spider part caught me offguard
@fale_x8 ай бұрын
$0.023 💀
@Agomya8 ай бұрын
@@fale_x sadly argentina economys is rlly bad
@Bread_man-i7s8 ай бұрын
@@fale_x at least he gave something
@shamon0028 ай бұрын
ikr
@3miplus6608 ай бұрын
Fue buenísimo KSJSAKJS
@Spencerssharkpuppet5 ай бұрын
14:54 colon: from a different genaration. Me: JAJAJAJAJA YOU HAVE NOT WIN YOU DIED!
@Mizu20234 ай бұрын
Generation retro
@LogitechTM3 ай бұрын
Welcome
@notvixios8 ай бұрын
The short spider part caught me so off guard 😭
@Nightcaat8 ай бұрын
When is The Best Geometry Dash Moments of 4096
@_Ex1led_8 ай бұрын
WHERE HAVE I SEEN YOU
@Misoforg8 ай бұрын
b-but youre a m-minecraft youtuber-
@laurali21288 ай бұрын
Minecraft and geometry dash :O
@hibroGMD8 ай бұрын
you play geometry dash?
@dom1n8r648 ай бұрын
We went from geometry dash, to the back of a lucky charms box. Truly one of the videos of all time.
@Psychinations-kh4je8 ай бұрын
Fr
@GDColon8 ай бұрын
That box costed be $4.49 CAD making this my highest budget video in a while Cereal tastes like styrofoam too
@Goldity..8 ай бұрын
thats why captaincrunch is better @GDColon
@GeoforceJets8 ай бұрын
all cereal in canada tastes terrible and its so expensive (we also don't have captain crunch)
@GeoforceJets8 ай бұрын
all canadians can agree with this
@NAFProjects8 ай бұрын
I love how, even though this video is very much ironic and an April Fool's day video, it takes itself fully seriously Update: i didn't watch the whole video before commenting 💀
@Cratacy8 ай бұрын
wdym bro today is crecember 65
@Detoox218 ай бұрын
It definitely helps to 'fool' you into thinking this is an actual level analysis, and not just a joke.
@googleaccountacc8 ай бұрын
it took me far too long to realize
@thecontaminatedone60948 ай бұрын
it is not taking itself seriously at all what are you talking about
@Detoox218 ай бұрын
@@thecontaminatedone6094 the first 6, 7 or so minutes say otherwise.
@soulsofspirit97297 ай бұрын
I like the “it’s not like it tells you in the menu or anything” joke
@PenPen-Penny8 ай бұрын
14:52 holy frick its generation retro
@BeccaLynn797 ай бұрын
Lol
@cringeworks_peter8 ай бұрын
The 35% straight fly is TOO DANG HARD! Can't believe Robtop did this for the first level in the game!
@FCMasloPL8 ай бұрын
How are the 8hz players supossed to pass that! You can see it from the very start of the game, robtop clearly has no support to graphic calculator players. How horrible.
@thanhtamnguyenthi70738 ай бұрын
@@FCMasloPL why did u pick 8 not 3 that doesnt make sense
@Blibby_blobby_9999 ай бұрын
Robtop needs to add more jump indicators to his levels! 😔
@GigaChadMain694209 ай бұрын
He won't
@TheSpot2009 ай бұрын
WE. NEED. MORE. INDICATORS!
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@skititietieiteite9 ай бұрын
even though there are no orbs, we need jump indicaters on the orbs.
@PedrinEN9 ай бұрын
@@GigaChadMain69420 he doesn't want to, but he NEEDS to.
@teddyking1466Ай бұрын
0:19 voice crack
@camelliaPatirАй бұрын
wdym
@teddyking1466Ай бұрын
1:11 voice crack 2.0
@AntechamberAEАй бұрын
Dawg he’s just enunciating a word
@doodoofart6698Ай бұрын
We hate Colon
@DeemekaАй бұрын
@@doodoofart6698 LMAO
@A10gtag8 ай бұрын
Game Journalists when there's no yellow arrow telling you specifically what to do;
@Agued909028 ай бұрын
true
@MrBrineplays_8 ай бұрын
You think a yellow arrow is enough information for them to know how to play the game?
@tgtdtmaa8 ай бұрын
The icon was yellow, messing with their pathfinding
@Aquasteams8 ай бұрын
Fr
@Agued909028 ай бұрын
Frfr
@breadclarie8 ай бұрын
11:11 was by far the most unexpected part of the video i'm crying
@adieuing8 ай бұрын
its even better he doesn't e en introduce the spider, it's just there
@adieuing8 ай бұрын
even******* i hate youtube i can't edit my comment
@gamering23548 ай бұрын
@@adieuingyou can, click the dots
@duckified.8 ай бұрын
it was probably the most expected thing out of an april fools video. if you've seen gd colon in the past 4 months it'd be obvious
@ShroomiMyst8 ай бұрын
@@adieuing oh ma gawd is that aueding the fe2 guy, remember there's no escape.
@truckjumperdude8 ай бұрын
14:17 bro really turned into a game critic/reviewer
@Alecishavoc7 ай бұрын
That's avarge for him lol
@Alecishavoc7 ай бұрын
he also turned into a game designer
@Mythical7653 ай бұрын
@@Alecishavoc HE IS LITERALLY A ADVOCATE FOR GOOD GAME DESIGN
@AwesomeGooberMan7 ай бұрын
3:38 "its not like it tells you on the menu or anything..." Icons: "hello?" Edit: yes i know its a joke, it's just funny he said it.
@cena31336 ай бұрын
New players wouldn't understand that's how the jump Mechanics work.
@fehizorosaclier16296 ай бұрын
that's the joke 😑
@Radanox6 ай бұрын
The Joke: That
@AwesomeGooberMan6 ай бұрын
Yes i know its a joke but it's still funny
@arnaudhh6 ай бұрын
@@Radanoxthat?
@Unknowncoolguy8 ай бұрын
14:20 bruh i was not expecting a game journalist reference.
@jackkane96798 ай бұрын
Same bro
@M87lol8 ай бұрын
Saw someone do it with little nightmares 2, complaining about how 'the controls are imprecise'
@MikoRalphino8 ай бұрын
I was so happy when i realized lol
@KirikkSiSq8 ай бұрын
@@M87lol man, I remember when I got my first 3D platformer, I had zero experience with 3D games and no one to ask, so I remapped controls to arrows, and abilities, to buttons like End, Page Up etc bc that was easier to memorize than letters🤦♂️ Then, the sequel forced me to choose a preset, I decided WASD is fine That was 10 years ago
@deleteduser-c1b4 ай бұрын
fr i was looking for someone to say that
@JaceyPlayz998 ай бұрын
3:37 "you have no idea how high your jump is, it's not like it tells you on the menu or anything" as a cube passes by and constantly jumps
@conceptualization.66178 ай бұрын
that's the joke
@battleforadonut.8 ай бұрын
j
@billybobjoeWAHT8 ай бұрын
Hi! As a new player, I was definitely confused by this level. Thank you for making this video, all of this needs to be said. You talked about the confusion of the background turning red near the end, but the back ground color changes TWICE earlier in the level. This game has no mercy.
@arhia61068 ай бұрын
Same with that damn cheating rocket! It doesnt just appear after the platforms: it EVEN appears on the very end!!!
@Nulsyun6 ай бұрын
The spider part is not real.
@siwick745 күн бұрын
11:10, no this is Sterio Madness not Dash. So why is there the Dash Spider part right here?
@FCMasloPL9 ай бұрын
you are basically the only reason (and maybe minecraft) why i actually am excited for april fools
@Phibos_gd9 ай бұрын
Me tooooooo
@Carusme9 ай бұрын
Frfr
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@ronanfitzgerald91699 ай бұрын
Fr
@spotL8 ай бұрын
hi maslo 😨🤬🤨🥶🤪🥶🥵
@boyvikingYT8 ай бұрын
11:13 Boring and generic hell style I love the different direction that was taken this year! Honestly this has got to be the best of your April Fools videos by far. The jokes just kept getting better and better. I can't stop thinking about that part where you were talking about how the sides of the spikes looking like slopes, and that the sharp tip should be what kills you, AND THEN SHOWING IT'S HITBOX!! Just overanalyzing the first spike for a solid 3 minutes just made me laugh uncontrollably in my head. So many unexpected jokes, it was too much, and it was perfect.
@denisekyles42998 ай бұрын
I also like the whole "It's not like the menu tells you how high you jump or anything"
@Mountain_27 ай бұрын
@@denisekyles4299 yeah especially since thefes icon jumping in the menu
@chai-r8 ай бұрын
i forgot this was an april fools video, and when he said "then theres this spider part which is not that bad" i was like "wait they added that? WAIT-"
@justejyraph5 ай бұрын
You really need to not trust obvious things
@Hockey_14-roy5 ай бұрын
Same
@petekrafter1005 ай бұрын
I came here to say 11:11 he’s lying. I remembered after seeing this comment.
@chai-r5 ай бұрын
@@justejyraph yeah my fault i didnt play fucking block game in 4 years yeah yeah my fault
@chai-r5 ай бұрын
@@petekrafter100 wow thanks for informing me 3 months after, really appreciate it
@TatabotYT4 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched you in years glad to see your still uploading
@realmonochrome9 ай бұрын
cant wait to see gd spider jumpscare man talk about the hardest level in gd for 18 minutes!
@realmonochrome9 ай бұрын
also new tublar8 video when
@UpdateFreak339 ай бұрын
@@realmonochrome verifying aeternus while eating waffles coming soon (trust)
@FixTheWi-Fi9 ай бұрын
hey this isn't Back on Track
@germany83399 ай бұрын
Bro forgor the hardest actual level auto play area
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@Trashtatine8 ай бұрын
I like the fact that it’s an April fools video but also a somewhat serious video at the same time
@petaltoday8 ай бұрын
how is it serious
@Trashtatine8 ай бұрын
@@petaltoday it feels like a normal video and also a joke at the same time
@petaltoday8 ай бұрын
@@Trashtatine yeah it’s supposed to seem like a serious video, but none of the points are serious. colon has been very adamant that he likes stereo madness
@Trashtatine8 ай бұрын
@@petaltoday that’s the idea, it looks like a normal video but the points aren’t serious
@guatemalaman2789 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the 15 hour long video of him talking about the first jump
@naattxxnaattxx70558 ай бұрын
Third coin perhaps?
@micra822 ай бұрын
14:37 i know that is a silly April fools video but this caused me physical pain
@its_Hazer8 ай бұрын
2:06 Believe me, everyone who played any sort of flash game would know spikes in most games will kill you no matter where you touch it.
@onyxify8 ай бұрын
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@KirikkSiSq8 ай бұрын
Also Bounce Tales But there are games where it does *not* work like that 1. Classic Sonic games, touching the spikes sideways is safe 2. Some P2W Russian Transformice clone, reverse side of spikes is safe in it (prob the original game as well)
@willoverdoseonmusic8 ай бұрын
no durr
@pyra93458 ай бұрын
3. Celeste
@kuwejtyt16808 ай бұрын
does anyone remember flagman and the dude with a jetpack?
@katusha838 ай бұрын
the little spider part was perfect
@dotanim8s8 ай бұрын
"oh i get it! Colon's april fools video is a completely normal video, when people expect it to be not normal!" "...oh"
@crazytootzplays15978 ай бұрын
lol
@TFI3X8 ай бұрын
hello bro
@maximiliancoleman9578Ай бұрын
Gd cologne: Its not like it tells you in the menu or anything Cube jumping in the background: Am I a joke to you?
@Polo-8 ай бұрын
If this video isn’t in the next years gd awards then I don’t know man 😭 This is peak comedy
@swagnoiceswag8 ай бұрын
the trimming the herbs reference was insane. awesome video 🫡
@dom1n8r648 ай бұрын
YOOO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZED THAT
@ametunes9 ай бұрын
i can't wait for an official stereo madness dash jumpscare
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@NullWes108 ай бұрын
Hi
@Ignam8 ай бұрын
Nice call lol
@DashSpiderJumpscares8 ай бұрын
I mean jumpscare 3 was made the day after the dash video but ok :(
You do satire so well its genuinely hard to tell when you're doing genuine critique and when its a joke. Props for that
@EddieWolfy-vw5dd8 ай бұрын
That short little spider section is what the rest of the level for strive for in terms of sight readability
@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX694209 ай бұрын
"Stereo madness too hard" just from the title, I already know what kind of episode this is.. 💀
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@KairozSX89 ай бұрын
yeah, unsightreadable, no jump indicators.. lemme buy some popcorn for this
@neorahi38 ай бұрын
For a second, I thought this was a serious review because of the start, I realized it was an April fools' joke when you complained about the first ship part, which you yourself said is a genius introduction.
@poppunkrock1418 ай бұрын
thought something was off but i didn’t actually realize today’s date until “don’t portals normally take you places” lmao
@ethzzexists8 ай бұрын
I noticed it when he called it the rocket game mode
@moonshineemojicat8 ай бұрын
I found out at 11:10
@bloxninjagaming65778 ай бұрын
I noticed it before the premiere started
@katialiger3571Ай бұрын
"There's a short spider part. But its not that bad." Caught me off guard
@fantasticgood54039 ай бұрын
To be honest, Stereo Madness needs more gamemode variety, like bro, ONLY cube and ship, and ship only gets used twice, and the first ship part barely has anything in it too, so most of it is just cube with only one actual ship part
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@Basmud8 ай бұрын
True
@PipeyardCentipede8 ай бұрын
dude, did you seriously forget the short spider part?
@Hon381488 ай бұрын
Untrue New players are already introduced to 2 new modes, a third mode would have made the player lost and forget the previous mode Think about stereo madness is the one that presents the most mode
@Ibrahimnahali8 ай бұрын
There's a spider part for half a second so that's something
@AlephNullification8 ай бұрын
16:11 istg colon’s gonna go on a rampage if we arent careful
@Marco5Brawl8 ай бұрын
11:11 "short little spider section" wowo colonge you didnt complain about this part even it dosent show the controls of this part and is literally unsightreadable wonderful commentary
@codingidiot67548 ай бұрын
that is not even close to the correct timestamp
@Fexto128 ай бұрын
11:09
@Marco5Brawl8 ай бұрын
sorry I have skill issue💀
@PollarisTheGD8 ай бұрын
@@Marco5Brawl No. Colon has a skill issue. He always yapped about the spider part for not being understandable, but I never died to it.
@AbyssalTheDifficulty8 ай бұрын
this is a april fools video
@FrostTheLegand4 ай бұрын
15:53 CONTROLS ON A CEREAL BOX?!??
@TimSoarer8 ай бұрын
16:18 ok, I honestly didn't expect an april fools video to suddenly get so deep and thoughtful all of a sudden
@Frrixy8 ай бұрын
This is really good, I really like the direction this video takes. April fool's videos are always a treat from you Colon!
@Crunch-k5cАй бұрын
I love that he puts in the dash spider but says “its ok”.
As someone who 100% this game I was scared too. Then I immediately realized the joke was mocking the game journalist
@iabansstuffwithan_i9 ай бұрын
I cannot wait for this April fools video, I’ve been anticipating it ever since I knew who Cologne was.
@大9 ай бұрын
fr
@altrightz9 ай бұрын
April fools!! 😂🎉
@goober1309 ай бұрын
gd bolognese
@paolarei44188 ай бұрын
@@goober130 gd milanese
@Wurp1e3 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you're doing good on your job as a game journalist!
@supsnail9 ай бұрын
Prepare for the annual peak of GD Colon 🔥
@StevhynAturlyn9 ай бұрын
WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED WHAT YOUR VERIFIED
@GigaChadMain694209 ай бұрын
@@StevhynAturlynnot just verified, A great aviation lego-er!
@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc8 ай бұрын
hello there fellow veteran youtuber, how does it feel to almost see every single thing this site has ever done?
@linkguy08778 ай бұрын
15:02 omg dragoon reference in the live chat by colon Edit: Spoiler: I am suprised he didn't include PVZ in the mix
@xonix111-rg9 ай бұрын
Funny fox boy knows his deal. I don't understand why no one talks about this level.
@TrainOfImagination3 ай бұрын
3:38 the funniest bit is that it litterally shows you on the menu with the moving icons in the background
@DeltaTheProtogen.8 ай бұрын
"WHY are there no checkpoints here? its ridicilous!" meanwhile practice mode..
@frmrt48 ай бұрын
game recommended for new players
@antwerp-six2 ай бұрын
go learn humour
@GD_ELECTRO9 ай бұрын
when the stereo is madness
@hippomelonsss9 ай бұрын
never seen more facts
@GD_ELECTRO8 ай бұрын
Wth 34 likes
@thewinner43788 ай бұрын
I love how this starts as a review of Stereo Madness and then just turns into him rambling about other games
@omnipotato41348 ай бұрын
I love how when cologne rages and gets angry he just turns back into normal mood right after.
@tayamikaokwudire80398 ай бұрын
I unironically love this video. Best april fools video to come.out today and I've already watched it 3 times in 8 hours. help
@noahjaramillo67747 ай бұрын
Ik right!? But i think 150 coin video is better
@adimsaiken9 ай бұрын
Yea, honestly Stereo Madness should've been a Demon and give at least 14* Idk why it's the 1st level, All its gonna do is scare off new players. 😔
@TheEleBit9 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm even surprised he completed Stereo Madness, considering it's a top 1 extreme demon.
@KoCat28679 ай бұрын
Yeah it only got verified a couple of weeks ago (by void)
@TheDanceMan5678 ай бұрын
Wait, do you mean Stereo Extremeness?! That level’s awesome! I've beat it 8 times over!
@Blahblah-bw2fu8 ай бұрын
I got 90%
@OftenGuy8 ай бұрын
@@maelavecgg9133 7 year old joke + old + stop it + everyone knows tidal wave is harder
@lowkey00197 ай бұрын
@@OftenGuy r/Woooosh
@LicoPicoPicoPico-cv9oq6 ай бұрын
3:37 The cube icon on the menu: Am I a joke to you?
@asteriskwashere8 ай бұрын
1 minute in and this analysis is very much in full detail, I didn't even think about the level like that and you pointed out so many things that helped me see the game in a new (and positive lol haha) way!
@HudsonOxm6338 ай бұрын
11:56 BRO WHY WOULD ROBTOP TO THAT?!
@keremylmaz84238 ай бұрын
7:22 Imagine this becoming a meme like the dash spider
@CasuallyShadow8 ай бұрын
FUCK THAT SPIKE THOUGH
@keremylmaz84238 ай бұрын
30 likes but no comments? Lemme fix that :)
@CasuallyShadow8 ай бұрын
@@keremylmaz8423 what
@keremylmaz84238 ай бұрын
@@CasuallyShadow It was just a joke
@SamiTheBeastYT4 ай бұрын
Ah yes there is a spider jump before the red background.
@DeeJay6948 ай бұрын
This is an amazing application to IGN, hope you get the job!
@Ender7Daker8 ай бұрын
the moment you started Complaining about the first double spike 4:00 i know thats goona be an April fools. heck yeah i nailed it
@AOOA9268 ай бұрын
8:05 it’s pink, the spider portal is purple
@triplebaconn8 ай бұрын
hes colorblind btw
@Totallytherealkitt8 ай бұрын
Same thing
@gunnerjooy8 ай бұрын
11:10 im crying
@sdbx28 ай бұрын
it’s light purple bruh
@mwzngd16798 ай бұрын
@@sdbx2 wrong
@Swimspiration2 ай бұрын
Bro he went from reviewing stereo madness to checking for issues in the mazes of cereal boxes 😭😭💀💀
@dennisfamily35978 ай бұрын
13:44 celeste is a good game and I love it.
@isavenewspapers88908 ай бұрын
New Super Mario Bros. Wii for the Xbox 360
@blindmanflamingfishdafeesh8 ай бұрын
"It's an arcade game from a completely different generation" A generation retro, perhaps? We see what you did there.
@fishbtw11608 ай бұрын
The yapping is crazzyyyy on the first spike
@jakeb_playz70796 ай бұрын
Colon: **Gives the first coin of Stereo Madness a B in another video** Also Colon: 10:02
@BlueBallMan5 ай бұрын
Check the vid date :)
@morphious86.8 ай бұрын
oh my god you put in a Trimming the herbs jumpscare at 16:30 gee thanks clogne
@Y_Carl0_8 ай бұрын
😮
@shib-smm8 ай бұрын
as a Mario maker player I died from a heart attack because of this moment