gen alpha whiplash 3 [whiplash if it was good part 3] (audio by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

remastered version of "whiplash if it was good part 3" by @bignipbobby on TikTok (uploaded 2/13/2024) [note: the video got age-restricted and can't be seen without an account]:
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KZbin mirror of TikTok version for those who want to see it but don't want to make an account (unlisted):
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I synced the original audio from TikTok to a 4K copy of the movie, and I also added optional subtitles.
This is the third and final entry in the "whiplash if it was good" trilogy (the creator says he probably won't make another one, and if he does it won't be anytime soon).
Part One:
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Part Two:
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Lyrics:
UNCLE FRANK NEIMAN: Jimbo? Overjelqed. I can hardly stretch this.
[LAUGHTER]
FRANK: He just laughs.
AUNT EMMA NEIMAN: So how’s the edging going, Andy?
ANDREW NEIMAN: Oh, yeah, it’s going really well. I’m the new core edger, so--
[COMMOTION]
SOMEONE: Woah, look who it is.
SOMEONE ELSE: There he is.
I CAN'T TELL WHO'S TALKING: Duke Dennis.
EMMA: Did you hear, Jim?
JIM NEIMAN: No, what happened?
FRANK: Duke got named this year’s best mogger.
JIM: That’s fantastic, Duke.
EMMA: And Baby Gronk is headed up to Mogwarts in Ohio, soon to become Skibidi Toilet and after that, who knows what else. And Jim, jelqer of the year.
JIM: Oh, well--
EMMA: I mean, come on. The talent at this table is stunning.
EMMA: And Andy, with your edging.
FRANK: It’s going okay, Andy?
ANDREW: Yeah, I mean it’s going really, really well. I’m actually, uh, I’m part of Ohio’s top edging team, which means I’m-- it’s the best in the country. And I’m a core edger, so I’ll start edging in competitions, and actually I just-- I found out I’m the youngest edger in the entire group.
TRAVIS NEIMAN: Well, how do you know who wins in an edging competition? Isn’t it subjective?
ANDREW: No.
FRANK: So what kind of cave do you goon in?
ANDREW: Well it’s not an actual cave. That’s just the name of the classroom we edge in, but it’s a big step forward in my career.
FRANK: Well, I’m so glad you figured it out. It’s a nasty business I am sure. Oh, hey, are you gonna tell them about your girthmaxxing this weekend, huh? Biggest in the class.
TRAVIS: Measured a 13-centimeter circumfrence.
FRANK: School record, school record.
JIM: Adamtastic.
EMMA: So awesome, that’s just--
ANDREW: Those are rookie numbers.
ANDREW: It’s just an L girth. Livvy Dunne could do better.
FRANK: Do you ever girthmax, Andy?
ANDREW: No.
FRANK: Why is that?
ANDREW: I don’t know, I just never really saw the use.
FRANK: Well who are you gonna edge with otherwise? Kai Cenat and Duke Dennis, they used to edge together, right?
ANDREW: Adolf Rizzler didn’t know anybody until Fanum taxed his Skibidi Toilet.
FRANK: So that’s your idea of edging?
ANDREW: I think being in an edge-induced coma is anybody’s idea of success.
JIM: Ending a 3-year edging streak just because your teacher bent over isn’t exactly my idea of success.
ANDREW: I’d rather end a 3-year edging streak and have Kai Cenat talk about me than die with a 90-year edging streak, and nobody remember who I was.
FRANK: Ah, but your friends will remember you, that’s the point.
ANDREW: None of us gooned with Adolf Rizzler. That’s the point.
FRANK: Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk, they have plenty of girth and plenty of purpose.
ANDREW: I’m sure they’ll make great Twitch streamers someday.
DUSTIN NEIMAN: Oh, that’s what this is all about? You think you’re girthier than us?
ANDREW: You catch on quick. Are you in Goontosis?
TRAVIS: I’ve got a reply for you, Andrew. You think Mogwarts is such a joke? Come mog with us.
ANDREW: Four words you will never hear from IShowSpeed.
EMMA: Who wants to watch CaseOh?
JIM: Heard back from Drake?

[@JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

Kept you waiting, huh? So, I genuinely didn't know this existed until today because it seems the video was age-restricted on TikTok, meaning unless you have a TikTok account (which I don't), it's completely invisible. But the moment I found out about it I created a burner to watch and download the video, and I've worked nonstop to remaster and upload it. Because the world deserves one last dose of Brainrot Whiplash.

[@LessGo7921]

Who said this had to be the last one. We need a part 4 🥹

[@JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

@ bignipbobby said. I would legitimately do a full theatrical length dub myself as like an mp3 download that you can sync to the movie but I’m way too busy with school and other projects to even write it, much less dub and edit it. Also I don’t think I could live up to bignipbobby’s legendary performance.

[@snackat2am]

"Duke got named this year's best mogger!"

[@LessGo7921]

Cinema. Absolute cinema 🤧

[@amin6560]

"I'd rather end a 3-year edging streak and have Kai Cenat talk about me than die with a 90-year edging streak, and nobody remember who I was." Oooooof 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@matthewmarlow6307]

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