The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

[@LilGabe504]

Here is a list of the movies being quoted from: 0:04 - The Limey, Law Abiding Citizen, Cape Fear (1962) 0:33 - Fargo, Scarface, Back to the Future Part III, Tombstone 1:02 - Coogan's Bluff, They Live, Laughing Policeman, The Dead Pool, Casino 1:33 - Full Metal Jacket, Major Payne, In the Loop, Good Morning Vietnam 2:05 - Midnight Run, The Departed, The Big Lebowski, The Blues Brothers 2:33 - Coming to America, Punch-Drunk Love, Goodfellas, Casino 3:03 - Carlito's Way, Kill Bill, Sudden Impact 3:30 - Pulp Fiction, Way of the Gun, Scream, Trading Places, The Running Man, Full Metal Jacket 3:59 - A Few Good Men, Smokey and the Bandit, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Speed, Gangs of New York, Miller's Crossing, Blue Velvet 4:31 - Wild at Heart, The Wizard of Oz, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Shining 5:00 - Anchorman, The Man, Tank Girl, Diner, Mulan, The Goonies, In the Loop 5:31 - Team America: World Police, New Jack City, Training Day, Robocop, Animal House, Harvey, Talladega Nights 6:01 - The Warriors, Rocky IV, Matchstick Men, Way of the Gun, The Big Lebowski 6:38 - Stand By Me, Commando, The Shawshank Redemption, Welcome to Collinwood 6:57 - The Long Kiss Goodnight, Anchorman, Step Brothers 7:30 - Tommy Boy, Home Alone, Sexy Beast, Robocop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Breakfast Club 8:00 - From Dusk Till Dawn, The Untouchables, Unforgiven, The Prophecy 8:32 - True Romance, Casino, Payback, Inglourious Basterds 9:01 - Ripley's Game, Way of the Gun, Pulp Fiction 9:28 - Home Alone, Con Air, American History X, Man On Fire 10:05 - Taken, Patriot Games, Tropic Thunder 10:35 - There Will Be Blood, Dead Man's Shoes, Robocop 10:57 - Rambo: First Blood, Predator, Hard to Kill

[@DeckardWhite]

Well done

[@ShudderflyREAL]

Gabriel Matthews Forgot monty python

[@LilGabe504]

No I didn't. Look at the list. What you think "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is?

[@ShudderflyREAL]

Gabriel Matthews Ah, hadnt noticed you merged them all together, was looking for the exact time.

[@disgustingweeabootrash1542]

+Gabriel Matthews, you're the man. Thank you.

[@Kobobble]

"Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwich 'cause you're gonna have to eat it!" Intimidating, yet funny XD

[@F.W.E]

i cant stop 1) laughing 2) re-watching that line

[@marccolten9801]

Wasn't that in some other movie?

[@Xannyphantom905]

I love that one

[@yannzter]

The first one! What a way to start the video ...YOU TELL EM

[@StefanSaba]

That scene alone is why the word sandwich makes me laugh

[@vikks3451]

“Sit yo 5 dolla ass down, before I make change” I’m so gonna use this now.

[@venmxshadows]

I don't get it though? 😂

[@black_platypus]

@@venmxshadows If his ass is a whole 5 dollars, "making change" would mean breaking it down into smaller pieces. The low price of 5 Dollars is an additional neg telling him he's pretty worthless

[@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168]

Imagine if he said "I'm gonna take a cent off", then tapped him with that cane.

[@danielpease641]

Classic

[@danielpease641]

It's killer

[@vinf.4197]

You missed the best: "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

Not really a threat

[@terrancejackson811]

MrFlipperInvader792 How is it not a threat? The best threats are when ur not just talking out of ur asshole, the best ones are just implied.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

R.I P. Roddy

[@tannerholmes1587]

I came here to kick bubble gum and eat ass. And I'm all out of gum.

[@ozark4737]

Exactly what i thought! Thats great stuff🤣

[@nickklavdianos5136]

'My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die' and the 'No, to the pain' monologue are also great.

[@cuddlecakes7153]

Best one is "Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

[@burgbuilds]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!

[@AuzzieArtyst]

I fart in your general direction xD

[@moneyoh3]

As the great kindergarteners would say the greatest is " You're a poopyface"

[@AuzzieArtyst]

+OptimizeMyEffort Well, no..

[@Djuane]

AwesomeGoldenGamers you like 8 years old so of course you would think that

[@frankplatt323]

Paddy Considine in Dead Man's Shoes is the most intense utterance. Not a threat, no macho bullshit, or grandstanding, just white hot contempt and unadulterated hatred. Quiet smouldering anger is much more effective than childish shouting

[@jjclaws]

“It’s not a threat. It’s beyond fucking words!” Has to be one of the best lines of all time!

[@robt4390]

I always liked the: “You’re fucking there mate!” bit. Should’ve played the whole scene, in my opinion.

[@FawltyTurrets]

I think it was a true masterpeice of acting. If you had that guy in your face for real, every single cell in your body would silently scream in terror.

[@jjlacey1970]

agreed that tiny detail is intense@@robt4390

[@martinharvey3990]

​@@robt4390 Totally agree. He's cold and calm... Gary Stretch's character knew he was in big trouble.

[@Moviegrapevine]

"You boys want to introduce yourselves, or should I leave the graves unmarked?" East of West (comic book), probably my favourite of all time.

[@meat427]

What an amazing fucking read

[@Robkinggozer]

Really enjoyed it, although I thought it had a bit too much going on at the same time to satisfyingly pay it all off and keep a good pace. I wish they had let the individual little stories and arcs breathe more, before wrapping the main narrative up. Still an 8 out of 10 for me. Gorgeous and original.

[@Ṣţ_Pådraíģ]

Frosty

[@potatopower7893]

This video would surely contain John Wick, if made nowadays: "So you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!"

[@NoorSkullz]

and would get got copyrighted straight away

[@Xannyphantom905]

"you blew up the priest's temple. burned it to the ground. what do you think he'll do?"

[@imnotwatchin]

Could've included the entire opening montage of full metal jacket some of the most neatly done epic insults in cinema history

[@daniel7767]

it's because he was a real drill instructor back in the day. it's completely improvised

[@mle4054]

The to the pain speech is great too.

[@shawndarling5855]

imnotwatchin Damn right

[@wennethicus5212]

These are threats not insults...

[@robbiereilly]

That was only one of two times Stanley Kubrick let an actor improvise his lines. The other time was Peter Sellers.

[@aaronmehaffey6251]

"You have ten words. TEN WORDS to explain to me why you, the Minister of Justice would want your fiancee killed by the Yakuza. And if I don't like what you say, you are going through that fuckin' window." --Wolverine, the Wolverine

[@mechanomics2649]

The fact that he actually counts them makes it better.

[@scoundrel99]

Yeah, you missed the best threat of all time. Chuck Norris in Invasion USA - “I’ll hit you with so many rights you’ll beg for a left.”

[@BoJittins]

GOD DAMN! THAT ROAST THOUGH!!!! "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!"

[@joejitsu034]

Bo Jittins Haha Monty Python & The Holy Grail is awesome!

[@KentonMakings]

Gotta love Monty Python movies.

[@spurtikus1]

your mother smells of elderberries!

[@magik2005]

I fart in your general direction!

[@x2malandy]

We already have one.

[@spoompls42069]

"I'm gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s!" -Deadpool, 2016

[@M0HN]

+360391incinerator Loved that.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Make it better? :-)

[@zoltancsikos5604]

Make it better? :-)

[@tassadar1977]

Stolen from a Woody Allen joke in Annie Hall (1977)

[@flashmanfred]

Deadpool was shit

[@rexxo4246]

"I can choke the life out of you and never change a shade" Bruce Banner

[@Xannyphantom905]

go Hulk

[@machinist7230]

"don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry"😭

[@youtubeistrash2347]

Bruce Jenner? Powerbottom marvel feg

[@jjlacey1970]

dont make me ang lee you wouldn't like me when i'm ang lee

[@YerDa67]

Dead Man’s Shoes is so underrated. “You’re fooking there, mate.”

[@Anonymous58815]

"Hey, buddy, ya ever heard of a line?" "Hey, haveyoueverbeendraggedoutontothesidewalkandbeatenuntilyou PISSED BLOOOOOOOD"

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

Classic. Cage is a national treasure.

[@Josh-qe1hw]

Great movie

[@Josh-qe1hw]

@ATGTF yeah it's matchstick men. Legit no bull good movie and he won a "thingy" for it

[@Josh-qe1hw]

@ATGTF kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpybk5ynqKhgjKs The whole scene is great. Bull-shit mahhhn!

[@Capcoor]

Josh He got nominated, but he didn’t win. I just checked IMDB.

[@aaronmehaffey6251]

"And I promise you, that if you harm that woman at all, I will make you suffer. I can break and twist things within you. You cannot conceive of the pain I can cause. And it is a pain that will last forever. Because I won't let you die." --The Batman

[@CaptWarChief]

Holy shit! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!

[@NPCSN]

Uh yea... that was pretty good. Lol where was that one?! How did they not have that in there? Lol

[@mattofast]

Which Batman was that?

[@alistairmalpas7735]

Aaron Mehaffey i

[@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר]

Damn, batman was always a badass but this is on a whole new level of badass.

[@anthonywayne1928]

"I got six friends. And they all run faster than you." Hands down THE best line in this compilation.

[@joejitsu034]

Anthony Wayne From Dusk Til Dawn. Sick film!

[@majorccunliffe4662]

You be cool

[@menacinggesture5698]

Nah.

[@somborac2850]

Yeah, it was. Clooney FTW.

[@TheLegendaryDoc]

Tarantino just writes the most quotable pieces of dialogue. "You gonna bark all day little doggy? Or you gonna bite?"

[@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX]

"I'll snatch the life right out of you" and "I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place" are by FAR the most bone-chilling.

[@phuckerpower]

It's so quick!

[@Vandal_Savage]

I think Omar Santana sampled the second quote in a gabba track...

[@Barghaest]

Most bone chilling threat is “Not even death can save you from me.” Diablo, Diablo II, Act IV boss fight.

[@scarrylarry213]

The whole scene from Dead Man's Shoes is something to be seen.

[@bushido2899]

Nothing beats "Sit your five dalla ass down before I make change"

[@chloecho2448]

BuShi Do that’s one of my all-time favorites lol

[@puffyshirt681]

9 years later, this is still one of the greatest videos ever put on the internet. :)

[@bobf5360]

i dunno. Most of these are pretty lame.

[@TroublesomeOwl]

@@bobf5360 i can only assume you haven't seen most of these films, if you have the context of the lines makes them oh so much better than just the words spoken.

[@jjlacey1970]

bet your his best mate int ya?

[@black_platypus]

0:04 - The Limey, Law Abiding Citizen, Cape Fear (1962) 0:33 - Fargo, Scarface, Back to the Future Part III, Tombstone 1:02 - Coogan's Bluff, They Live, Laughing Policeman, The Dead Pool, Casino 1:33 - Full Metal Jacket, Major Payne, In the Loop, Good Morning Vietnam 2:05 - Midnight Run, The Departed, The Big Lebowski, The Blues Brothers 2:33 - Coming to America, Punch-Drunk Love, Goodfellas, Casino 3:03 - Carlito's Way, Kill Bill, Sudden Impact 3:30 - Pulp Fiction, Way of the Gun, Scream, Trading Places, The Running Man, Full Metal Jacket 3:59 - A Few Good Men, Smokey and the Bandit, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Speed, Gangs of New York, Miller's Crossing, Blue Velvet 4:31 - Wild at Heart, The Wizard of Oz, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Shining 5:00 - Anchorman, The Man, Tank Girl, Diner, Mulan, The Goonies, In the Loop 5:31 - Team America: World Police, New Jack City, Training Day, Robocop, Animal House, Harvey, Talladega Nights 6:01 - The Warriors, Rocky IV, Matchstick Men, Way of the Gun, The Big Lebowski 6:38 - Stand By Me, Commando, The Shawshank Redemption, Welcome to Collinwood 6:57 - The Long Kiss Goodnight, Anchorman, Step Brothers 7:30 - Tommy Boy, Home Alone, Sexy Beast, Robocop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Breakfast Club 8:00 - From Dusk Till Dawn, The Untouchables, Unforgiven, The Prophecy 8:32 - True Romance, Casino, Payback, Inglourious Basterds 9:01 - Ripley's Game, Way of the Gun, Pulp Fiction 9:28 - Home Alone, Con Air, American History X, Man On Fire 10:05 - Taken, Patriot Games, Tropic Thunder 10:35 - There Will Be Blood, Dead Man's Shoes, Robocop 10:57 - Rambo: First Blood, Predator, Hard to Kill

[@georgehenderson7783]

Benjamin Philipp Thanks! The uploader of this video should have put this useful info in the description !

[@mezalong]

Individually timestamp them you blithering idiot.

[@LennyPepper]

Thanks so much!

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Doin the laird's work.

[@samuelgarner5410]

5:37

[@negligentdata8307]

"Do the tides command this ship?" "No." "Then if I were to have you thrown over board, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?" "No." "Then maybe you should worry less about the tides, who have already made up their minds about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over."

[@Dovahkeen]

Not a movie though great quote

[@negligentdata8307]

@@Dovahkeen yeah, that show was awesome

[@joshuafletcher598]

@@negligentdata8307 what show is it

[@negligentdata8307]

@@joshuafletcher598 Avatar The Last Airbender

[@FreshZCORD]

Azula introduction was great

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

I absolutely love the *“Whatever you are reaching for better be a sandwich because you gonna have to eat it !”* It’s the delivery. It’s SO on-point it’s lovely.

[@brinsonharris9816]

Gossett was at full throttle on that one for sure.

[@richardhammer187]

Probably my favorite of the lot.

[@aaronmehaffey6251]

"If you do NOT respond in a timely and enthusiastic manner, my associate here will take his very large mop and--these are his words, not mine--POPSICLE you." --Dr. Cox, Scrubs

[@jayferguson9968]

I'd forgotten that one. Epic.

[@emberparadox458]

Dr. Cox had far too many fantastic threats that you could easily make a video of just them.

[@wilsonmusic4520]

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, Your children will be born bruised” That fucking killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@JayBentonPE]

Seriously 😂😂😂😂

[@3QuaNiMiTyy]

Sounded like she was challening Muhammad Ali

[@madwilliamflint]

I'm gonna have to watch that again. I don't think I've seen it since it came out.

[@django3422]

The whole film is a lot of fun. It's low budget and very, very silly but it's just ridiculous enough.

[@SalemSunset]

"You... you tell em, tell em I'm fucking COMMINNGG!"

[@vaughandavis8822]

lmaoo

[@rianocanain5724]

The Limey

[@Yelzabub]

thats what i say to the bitches every weekend

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

1:32 Skullfucing for everyone !

[@Nasmr1]

The whole film was odd too

[@ckzckw]

That scene from the Prophecy though Vigo had such presence, scarier than any horror film before or since.

[@ZyphyrFlux]

ckzckw best devil ever.... although I'd give Tom Curry best devil costume

[@theinstantnoodle9628]

Was going to watch a couple. Ended up watching the whole thing.

[@ivan18723]

"You won't believe what happens next even when it's happening" that is the best one lmao

[@laalki80]

Can't get much epic than "I will shit in you."

[@iblame_nargles]

That one made me spit out my drink, I was not ready for it.

[@meoldfruit]

Fuckin awesome !

[@Xannyphantom905]

lmfao

[@oscarfox6726]

@@iblame_nargles same here lol 😂😂😂.

[@jwoseph8178]

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell."

[@joejitsu034]

Hell raiser. Best threat ever!!

[@BennyBallbreaker]

This is the coldest line spoken, next to "Jesus wept.."

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@joejitsu034 no. hell raiser is garbage

[@jws1272]

7:53.......my favorite of all........"Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-eh!!!"

[@neilgalasso1024]

You missed the one from the Princess Bride- "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[@Anderson21G]

lmao reminds me of the big bang theory where they all start fencing

[@Pat_Springleaf]

That's not an insult.

[@Anderson21G]

an insult and a threat are two different things

[@mattalexander9587]

It's not an insult--it's a threat. Which is exactly what this video is about lol.

[@Anderson21G]

The Video Title is what again ?

[@JMarston1984]

You missed Johnny from The Room, "You're just a little chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep. "

[@Electricdreams21]

Oh hi mark

[@Joepug96]

Oh Hey Denny!

[@adambump5297]

that's not a threat that's just mocking someone

[@ffejpsycho]

yeah, they're good... anyway how is your sex life?

[@sp1duh84]

*WHAT A STORY, MARK*

[@trintonwelch5263]

Sylvester Stallone was singing let it go before frozen even became an idea

[@nelihmazen1420]

I laughed so hard at your comment!! Thank you! ;)

[@g3synth205]

maybe

[@sp1duh84]

*'ILL GIVE YOU A MUSICAL YOU WON'T BELIEVE* lol

[@nathanquintero936]

I remember my friends and I stumbling across this one night while playing Halo Reach and just laughing our assess off, I come back to this video every now and then to reminisce on those nights and all the laughter.. I miss those days and still love these insults.

[@8Rincewind]

7:53, probably the most intimidating threat I've ever heard, seriously chilled me to the bone.

[@pouchang1978]

Two taunts 😅😅

[@nateriver4951]

Best subtle threat I've ever seen is from Dark Knight Rises. "Do you feel in charge?" with just an open hand on his shoulder.

[@neonjoe529]

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone. Because there is a dead man on the other end of this f%$#*& line.

[@111doomer]

Wayne Grow? Where is he? WHERE IS HE? How the in the hell would I know. Bang. Bang. Bang. Threats are for pussies.

[@stevenorr9639]

Best movie ever

[@veggiesarefruits]

What is this from?

[@neonjoe529]

@@veggiesarefruits Heat.

[@originalbadboy32]

Paul Gleason's 'I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain' from Trading Places still makes me chuckle to this day.

[@daniel0164]

10:40 is the best. Dead mans shoes, what a film.

[@lewissimms206]

Fucking LA LA

[@levimatlock1012]

The only one I can't even understand what he is saying.

[@NeilusNihilus]

+Levi Matlock "If I were you I would get in that fucking car and get out of here man. Gather your goonies (boys) and get whatever you have and come at me. Cos I am gonna hit you all"

[@concreteevidence5009]

+dageezerboi Wtf are you lookin at m8

[@Elliot.carmichael]

His accent makes it... Fucking class film

[@paizotic]

"I want him DEAD! I want his head cut off and brought _here!_ I want his head on this piano!" -Boss Fujiyama, _Samurai Cop_

[@toxicstateofmind7751]

Bro you so missed ending it with Wyatt Earp " You tell'em I'm coming an Hell's coming with me"!!!

[@jasoncromwell4206]

Joseph Tinney That's great, but how about Ringo:"Don't any of you wanna play for blood?" Doc: "I'm your huckleberry, and that's just my game."

[@gxfan039]

What's that from?

[@jasoncromwell4206]

Tombstone (1993)

[@gxfan039]

Jason Cromwell Oh.

[@shawndarling5855]

Joseph Tinney How about why Johnny Ringo you look like somebody walked all over your grave?

[@joeyd4356]

Great video! Amazing movie knowledge. Killer selection. Hats off

[@trashman1694]

This is how I talk to people in real life. My friends haven't called in awhile.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

SAME

[@otacon6566]

Then they weren't your true friends.

[@trashman1694]

Forgot I commented this, probably was drunk 🤣

[@freshmaker4o]

"Whatever you are reaching for, better be a sandwich 'cause you are going to have to eat it!" :D :D :D

[@brookearielsmith]

what movie is that from?

[@dylang2255]

"The Laughing Policeman"

[@inuguy89]

But what if it was a sandwich?

[@DittyDafku]

I have watched this enough times to count as a movie.

[@theviciouschickenofbristol4779]

Segal is the absolute worst.

[@Baked-Potayto]

You misspelled best.

[@trashman1694]

He's so bad he's good

[@WalterLiddy]

Rounded out a bunch of great quotes with a laughable lame one.

[@Capcoor]

WalterLiddy I liked that one, actually.

[@BitsofRealPanther]

He meant to say "sperm bank."

[@PW.6060]

You could have filled this list with only Clint Eastwood quotes.

[@priest_of_syrinx]

The fact that Josey Wales threat to the bounty hunters wasn't in this video is a travesty.

[@reedschneider6587]

theres a video of clint eastwood quotes out there

[@trashman1694]

I just watched the Clint Eastwood video before this one. And Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@shiraziwineco.6683]

“My Mule don’t like people laughing”

[@popedoomer3867]

"Fella's gotta make a living." "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

[@johnreynolds7996]

From The Crying Game: Fergus: "Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?" Co-Worker: "What's that supposed to mean?" Fergus: "It's a simple question. "

[@srbrant5391]

“This isn’t a negotiation; it’s a death sentence.” - Judge Dredd, _Dredd._

[@danielvandam]

It would hard to know when the police are judge, jury and executioner all at the same time

[@Anonymous58815]

"Ma Ma is not the law. _I_ am the law."

[@SettleNow]

Very nice compilation. Some suggested additions: "I'm your huckleberry. Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave." And from the same scene in Tombstone: Ringo "I was just foolin' about" Doc: "I wasn't" Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself one question: ' DO I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" Little Finger (Game of Thrones): Knowledge is power. Cersei: Seize him. Cut his throat. Stop. Wait. I've changed my mind; let him go. Step back three paces. Turn around. Close your eyes. POWER ... is power."

[@joerodriguez8272]

"You Jew muddafucka you." Lol

[@rashadjones5780]

😂😂😂😂

[@cyrusthegreat7472]

+Joe Rodriguez Where?

[@deramax123]

+Fritz W 02:51

[@sindurgoku8022]

Joe Pesci at his best. I believe he's really that crazy. ;D

[@joerodriguez8272]

No one cusses like Joe Pesci.

[@AaronParker1977]

"I'm thinking I'm back! So you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!!!!" - John Wick

[@mrpeijay]

Aaron Parker Yes!

[@oddish4352]

Don't think John Wick was made when this list was posted. Could be wrong, though.

[@crosseyes8581]

whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwitch cuz you gonna have to eat it XD

[@glassjaw2007]

epic!

[@wafaahamza3846]

My favourite movie threat is from klaus from the originals when he said "let me be exceedingly clear about something if i ever find either of you following me you will do so without the benefit of a spine"

[@OccuBot2011]

no "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ??

[@ThatGuy-dn9no]

+Gee R true 😂

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

6:54 What the fuuuuuucccckkkkk ?

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

SoundSlam 6:54 He means that he will shit inside this man ?

[@danofthepeople4787]

+Jason Voorhees yes. So when the other guy poops, its both of their poop.

[@Zyndo]

I was waiting for it the entire time. I thought for sure it was going to be last. best. threat. ever.

[@JayyPrime1]

I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses lmaooooo

[@flclfan85]

Jayy Prime yeah, you don't fuck with Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas

[@christiannewby388]

10:35, that's my favorite one. His calmness makes the threat seem more real. More insane and intimidating.

[@MisterSmith684]

That's Daniel Day-Lewis for ya

[@pouchang1978]

.......and the one after......such a good film.

[@dontgomonkey]

Listen, there’s a lot of things I disagree with online, but this it the most perfect compilation of movie threats there ever could be. Good job, and thank you.

[@Godzilla-se8in]

5:24 Wow...I didn't think the Doctor had it in him...

[@monthrax530]

Godzilla That`s Malcolm Tucker. :P

[@Fiyeroification]

Watch "In The Loop". Then "The Thick Of It". Then cry sweet tears of joy over the profanities.

[@sunnybubbleday]

+Godzilla 'Specially to Neville Longbottom

[@labine555]

+Godzilla I thought i knew that face XD

[@notmyname3487]

(spoilers) 'The universe is a really small place when I'm angry with you' -what the doctor said to Ashildr when she fucked up again tonight

[@Minleyx1]

Lol what about Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 3? He had that french guy captive with gun point and he was also accompanied by a priest. He said "You go on and pray to Jesus because he's about to have some company!" lol that was hilarious XD

[@BuckyTheN00b2]

Minleyx1 Azula!

[@someperson111]

George Clooney had the best one. "I've got 6 friends....and they all run faster than you do" SHEEEESH

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

He had a bunch of great quotes in From Dusk till Dawn.

[@w900L]

Yeah but it’s Clooney. He’s a pretty boy. He’s no Clint Eastwood, no Stallone, and sure as hell no Joe Pesci.

[@shootybaking]

I love that it's classic films, moderns, and stuff from this few years. It's beautiful.

[@Faz110786]

6:05 - "I must break you" - Come on, how can you get more hardcore than that??

[@ZesPak]

Missing the entire Boondock Saints courtroom speech. Definition of epic threat. "Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the sky." "... these are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost." "... for if you do, one day you will look behind you and see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

[@PneumaNoose]

Using Seagal at the end was fkn perfect hahaha 😂

[@iscreamforice-cream3717]

niina you got nice face n knockers baby

[@Mr-ye1vu]

Still one of my favourite videos. Brilliant.

[@bugsydelrosario5940]

I just realized that Bronson should've been here.

[@johnanth]

The movie wasn't out when this video was made.

[@lesean9341]

+yinyang but Bronson came out in 2008 and this video in 2011

[@chriswalls5648]

Like the butter scene? Very quotable.

[@1BrknHrtdRomeo]

Joe Pesci...anger gold right there lol

[@kellyweingart3692]

"You only exist out here because of ME!"

[@RobWitchdoctor]

amazing he just stopped acting when he was on top of the world

[@solemnitytribe1769]

Edward Norton as Derek Vinyard is amazing. Paddy Considine as Richard however still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. His (and Toby Kebbel's) acting in that film are beyond awesome

[@pouchang1978]

Dead Mans Shoes is so bloody good

[@nospoon4799]

@@pouchang1978So very very English.

[@nospoon4799]

He scares you because you can relate to his rage.

[@yamyampi36]

@@nospoon47991 of the best westerns ever.

[@fourdegreeswarmer]

The full dead mans shoes quote is amazing

[@dresdnhope]

Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers? --The Crying Game

[@twynam2468]

was just about to add that one myself

[@jasonbean7296]

I was waiting for that. I use it sometimes.

[@SonOfHanni]

I love the Tropic Thunder one towards the end :D

[@nordicnaturenerd6328]

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell". -Pinhead. How could you have missed that one?

[@sgtlamancha805]

Chris Olsted “you wanted to know...”

[@rossbrumby1957]

We have eternity to know your flesh

[@oddish4352]

Especially for something as lame as "don't f*** me".

[@rossbrumby1957]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, Husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

That Wicked Witch of the West cracked me up. I just didn't expect it.

[@trevorphillips1207]

She looked so tiny in that clip, surely they could have kicked the shit outta her

[@user-zc6ul8nv1j]

Anybody else here because this kept popping up in your sidebar and you had no idea why?

[@asterwilliams]

yeah I feel you

[@Number69]

I was watching dust in the wind with will ferrell. I know anchorman is in this but it's a stretch...

[@lurchorum]

I come back to this video every couple of years.

[@wade_bo]

“In my time, I’ve known men who inspire fear. Do you know what they have in common? They never say how frightening they are.” Daniel Salazar, Fear the Walking Dead

[@juliadio2573]

Walter Bored jb

[@lancelot5125]

This video is Gold!!

[@TubeDeviant]

How the fuck am I LITERALLY laughing my ass off watching this by myself..?!?!

[@JustinNichols79]

anyone else watch this then have the sudden urge to want to see these films again or for the 1st time ?

[@todddegennaro9980]

Still hits to this day

[@ty194]

"I will shit in you" I mean no one wants to get shit in...

[@Icepacalapse]

Malkovich and Walken should appear at least 5 times each.

[@allangallagher8803]

dead mans shoes is the best

[@SLAMMINnJAMMIN247]

def belongs in the all time list

[@slurms777]

Was gunna say the same thing

[@Pat_Springleaf]

Damn, I've watched the whole video in anticipation of that one and then I just couldn't understand a word he said :(

[@inevitableleopard3810]

Amen..

[@INTJ91]

The 'you're right fuckin' there' *palm* bit should've been included here :'( What a scene. Makes all the over-the-top American scenes look so silly.

[@willm678]

“You won’t believe what happens next, even while it’s happening.” Love that line

[@Necrovamp101]

You got Dead mens Shoes in there! Excellent film!

[@RobWitchdoctor]

That movie shit me up it's so realistic

[@Chad-vk6fb]

Necrovamp101 so underrated

[@gitsurfer27]

My favourite film of all time

[@BazIrvine]

Great independent film. Then the stars went on to much bigger projects.

[@a-skepticalman6984]

@@BazIrvine bigger maybe, but better? No.

[@NealX]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." "And now your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base." "Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further." "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did!" "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations... Director." Darth Vader could have had his own video all to himself.

[@user-mistereye]

Only one of those is technically a threat. And not even a very good one

[@DragonianDeity]

Lucy Lui in Kill Bill was awesome. Thank you for adding it. Bill Duke and Carl Weathers scene a good one too.

[@SuperFamiKing]

You tell 'im... Tell 'im I'm coming... TELL 'IM I'M FUCKIN COMING!!!

[@JediSimpson]

The Limey.

[@lollik91]

1:05 eastwood is clickbaiting the man: "You won't believe what happens next!"

[@maggosh]

5:29 How'd you get footage from 2014 Doctor Who?

[@beijingbond]

I lol'd :)

[@exobox1234]

he prob has connections with peeps in southern california. my bro used to get 1080p bootleg of films not even in theater yet.

[@salemrivera3934]

That wasnt doctor who rofl same actor different movie

[@ThereminElectro]

That would probably be a Moffit episode

[@cranebeg]

In the Loop

[@StefanSaba]

8:00 they use that same "six little friends who can all run faster than you can" threat in the live action Disney film, That Darn Cat

[@fubardotjaypeg1458]

I swear to god this video can just be of two people: R. Lee Ermey and Samuel L Jackson

Yep. All of R. Lee Erney's scenes can make the entire list.

[@juniorbrown3491]

"I swear by everything holy your mothers will CRY when they see what I've done to you!" That one always makes me laugh.