Gen Z Is Hilariously Dumb..

[@gigasus77]

𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓿𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓾

[@Style_224]

Sup

[@rapidmark2700]

i have diabetes

[@Beth190103KitCat01]

👍

[@ChillezOwO]

Bloodysus

[@lyfjkrz2634]

Sup.

[@ShortHax]

I swear some Gen Zs looking like a DVD screensaver and every time it hits the corner they get a new idea

[@mhmdalilovesye]

Nope, too rare. Every time it hits the side they get a new idea

[@zaki4117]

Lol

[@ijustrobabank6895]

Like you commenting

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@ijustrobabank6895 haha i make fun of verifieds im so quirky and anti mainstream hahaha

[@NeroKiratsu]

When it hits the corner they get a good idea

[@tiesdijkmans]

Ah yes a vampire who has lived for over 5000 years still needs to be in school obviously

[@ClonserHalphalive]

And hasn't had her fangs grow in yet.... but somehow will slurp down her teacher's blood through her neck?

[@GengUpinIpin]

@@ClonserHalphalive shhhhhh....🤫 She just hasnt grown up yet, maybe she didnt have a proper childhood

[@Joho_The_Slow]

And she also said she can't drink her period blood but a few posts later says that vampires don't have periods (sorry for bad english it's not my first language)

[@ClonserHalphalive]

@@Joho_The_Slow your english seems just fine, so far - but you do make a wonderful point.

[@GengUpinIpin]

@@Joho_The_Slow its okay, i can understand it no problem... But yeah, literally plated herself

[@katherineedith3065]

Vampire girl is 100% satire, there’s no way she’s not aware of what she’s doing

[@artemis1159]

Always remember, never underestimate the power of people's stupidity.

[@SirVelo]

“What are her stupidity levels on the scouter” ITS OVER 9000” “WHAT” I love to comment that conversation due to it being somewhat funny

[@smellycat3861]

Never bet against people being stupid

[@croc3862]

The Christianity hate she exudes while constantly flashing St Peter's cross sends my sides in orbit. I'm a godless heathen, but come on if you want to live for edge do it right

[@drain4314]

NO WAY Y'ALL FINALLY REALISED THESE ARE SATITE

[@huntclanhunt9697]

As a professional vampire hunter, I apologize for not getting all of those mosquitos. I promise to do better.

[@samirshethp-saumyasheth5631]

As one too,still trying to find her location

[@catbugtf]

imagine holding a baby for 9 months, giving birth, raising them for the past 14-16 years, only for them to pretend they are a vampire on tiktok yeah the account is confirmed to be satire fun's over kids

[@alekhyach7555]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheAbsol7448]

She probably has bad parents.

[@junioli6862]

grr! she is a vampire, ur vamphobic against us vampies!! grr! watch out and sleep with one eye open!! grr! /j

[@junioli6862]

@@sirjeffthethird269 nooo!

[@AmongusBalls65]

I’d make them think there a real vampire before I stab them with a stick

[@rasulrasul3109]

Remember lads, every generation has its idiots, Gen Z is just the best recorded - Sun Tzu probably

[@evanorizamen3619]

True

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

Idiot's always existed it's just that they had to be dumb about ( slavery and segregation made BLM more reasonable , anti LGBTQ in media made people more straight and the world wars brought us together against a common enemy

[@georgekhoory1521]

Millennials go for gender studies, that's evidence.

[@slapshotjack9806]

You mean gen alpha

[@AdrieJ06]

But would the gen after gen z be more better?

[@megaman37456]

"The idea of santa having a ''good' and 'bad' list promotes segregation and inequality!" Me: Sounds like someone who is eternally on the *naughty* list.

[@palerider2143]

Maybe be a good person

[@Skorpioistaken]

Did someone say COAL IN THE STOCKINGS!? 😂

[@seawarshark6674]

Santa gonna give them gravels cause coals are more useful

[@siblog5453]

Dont tell them prison exists

[@palerider2143]

@@siblog5453 OH BOY

[@iwillnotcomply1707]

I like how vampire girl says any twilight reference is a slur, then says you might be a vampire if your skin sparkles in the sun, which is an undeniable twilight reference 🤣🤣🤣

[@TotPocket]

Where's Simon Belmont when you need him 😂

[@iwillnotcomply1707]

@Luis-fb8qi biology

[@iwillnotcomply1707]

@Luis-fb8qi is it?

[@sussybaka1095]

1. The idea of “discrimination” is bad because it makes unjustified differences between people. Santa isn’t promoting discrimination since the people he’s prejudicial on are supposed to be “naughty” and “full of injustice”. 2. Inequalities aren’t inherently bad as it shows where specific people are in society based on how they act.

[@lucabalsasalsa]

There’s also different ideas about what christmas is about. If anyone isn’t inclusive, it’s these peoplr

[@naishachawla9117]

what makes them think... santa 'discriminates' on basis of race? are you trying to imply something there? 🤨 *maybe the fact that you're thinking one race is bad and the other good?*

[@EnigmazGuide]

@@lucabalsasalsa let them keep being stupid until theyll find out santa "also known as saint Paul" and christmas is created for religious purposes

[@lucabalsasalsa]

@@EnigmazGuide yeah fr

[@sanji3864]

Santa isn't real in the first place

[@__yea]

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity” - Robert A. Heinlein

[@AlecTheMayor]

"Stupid people are free entertainment." - Some guy I watched

[@Skulldude-yj9kg]

Im gen z but not that kind of them And im glad that i never be like em

[@OnlyGrafting]

@@Skulldude-yj9kg it seems the divide is about 2004 and up and mostly women. Perhaps the 04 kids grew out of it since Tik Tok has been around a while now

[@jensenblackwell4296]

I hope that is a real quote lol.

[@jensenblackwell4296]

It is lmao

[@tyrantking9000]

"Italians don't exist." Me: _quickly checks a map to make sure Italy didn't get Thanos snapped while I wasn't looking_

[@obscraft5375]

_Thanos did a little bit of trolling_

[@dariusfilip4695]

@@obscraft5375 a little bit *too* much trolling

[@altaccount393]

@@dariusfilip4695 a little bittle o’ trollin

[@ari-ll9tj]

Ah shi- *dissapears*

[@theotmt7906]

A l c a p o n e a n d M u s s o l i n i w o u l d l i k e t o h a v e a w o r d

[@supercalifragilisticex]

3:08 Eyeliner is a lot more sinister than you think, at first sight it looks like a cosmetic product, but my whole perspective of eyeliner changed when it flipped my house over and sent it into orbit. Since then, I try to keep my distance with eyeliner because I don't think it likes me.

[@HelpImtheyoungestchild]

I drew on my eyelid ooooh spooky

[@xenfuse1040]

“Are they just born stupid or is this an acquired thing?” Pegasus-

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E

[@nonesense5693]

No, that would require them to actually work for something

[@xenfuse1040]

@@nonesense5693 true

[@xenfuse1040]

@Alex is gonna Commit Arson Noted ✍️

[@xenfuse1040]

@Suddenly you tryna curse us?

[@radakiana4345]

The vampire girl: "i cant digest food but they force me to eat school dinner, its vampire discrimination 😡😡😡" Also her: "no garlic on school meal pwease 😢"

[@duckworthlover911]

am I the only one who has a Mom that thinks she's a vampire and doesn't allow garlic on her lips even if I like garlic? please I don't want to be the only weird one

[@yeti6601]

@@duckworthlover911 i don't think its that normal but each life is different

[@Skorpioistaken]

Clearly her dad ain't around, and giving her the talk.

[@lotion5238]

@@duckworthlover911 my mom doesn't like corn because of her parents being absolute douchebags and ruining it for her by having it in every meal so maybe your mom has trauma from garlic.

[@nvs0p]

I love garlic.

[@xandtheironminer602]

That "Vampire girl" is definitely joking. Unless she is actually THAT insane.

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

She is Gen Z so...

[@MaysMewo]

@@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 what gen r u then?

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

@@MaysMewo Z

[@nevviedarling]

@@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777Ironic isn't it?

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

@@nevviedarling What the fact I feel bad for most of my Generation? or...

[@Scermigglefluff]

The symptoms for being a vampire sounds a lot like being pregnant with some extra stuff added in

[@markjcm8968]

As a Gen Z myself: these tiktoks are making me literally lose brain cells, honestly i don't even think that being a Gen Z makes them idiots, there are just too many stupid people or trolls nowadays. I hope this doesn't create stigma against Gen Z.

[@kyandenton]

As a Gen Z as well I think it’s fair to say that this is not an accurate representation of what we do as a generation and that these people need some sort of help.

[@charliekatchat6488]

Man don’t take any of this seriously some people just ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed (she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thum-) if you don’t want to go mad just understand that you can’t expect much from some people. 😂

[@markjcm8968]

@@charliekatchat6488 i know, i guess humanity being perfect is impossible, there's always going to be those people (notlikeothergirls, niceguys, and karens)

[@thomastoolis5301]

The crazies have more access because of the internet

[@JamesTheDiamondSword]

Ye born 2009. This just feel embarrassing

[@vesh]

We’re talking about Gen Z here Pegasus, what did you really expext

[@ChillezOwO]

True

[@Style_224]

@Not RickRoll1 👇 no

[@caieerouxdder]

truthing facts

[@TheThirdTwin]

Hello evil.

[@Reqwuer]

I expected you to be here ngl

[@lorimartabin7992]

Vampire girl: "No, for the last time, we DO NOT drink our period blood" Also vampire girl: "Vampires don't have periods btw"

[@gooseronin847]

Phoenix Wright would have his vocal cords destroyed by the sheer amount of objetions in a single day

[@andrewryan2928]

@@gooseronin847 Ah a fellow man of culture.

[@wess1911]

@@gooseronin847 Objection!!!

[@mystyshadow8321]

Thats what im sayin bro this "edgy" girl is on sum

[@Jjbf006]

@@gooseronin847 contradictions moving mad my guy .. Gavel is broken, Franzy's whip torn, Godot's coffee ran out. Objection didn't stop.

[@robertmiles1603]

Gigachad with swastika tattoo: "Why, yes, I do support Christmas. How could you tell?"

[@aceofhearts6202]

The “Italians don’t exist” thing is definitely satire.

[@tp2657]

obviously italians dont exist, what r u talking abt? -an italian, probably

[@aceofhearts6202]

@@tp2657 Italians? Never heard of em

[@fsp3637]

It’s literally been a meme for months

[@ryerial7723]

They’re about as real as Wyoming.

[@aceofhearts6202]

@@ryerial7723 What the hell is a Wyoming

[@paulanocu3711]

Santa having a "good and bad" list is not segregation because of: People do not choose their race or what color their skin is However, you CAN choose to be a good kid

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

It's similar to the, "fatphobia" bs that people are spouting these days

[@lmao1660]

@@JohnSmith-mk5jt true

[@kkay6]

I think the funniest part is the fact that Christmas isn’t even originally about Santa... it’s about the birth of Jesus

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@kkay6 the radical atheist after seeing your comment:

[@Kino-Imsureq]

@@Phoenix_Blader_93 average atheist Christmas fan: average Jesus' birthday Christmas enjoyer:

[@LoreleiCatherine]

Big brain theory: vampire girl is actually a comPLETE genius. Even bigger brain theory: she actually IS a vampire and nobody takes her seriously but she also knows nobody does and thus she’s able to freely go about her days as a modern day vampire that’s pretending to be a human pretending to be a vampire who is actually a vampire in reality.

[@reizinhodojogo3956]

whats plete

[@LoreleiCatherine]

@@reizinhodojogo3956 I just capitalized the last five letters of the word complete lol 😂😅

[@phvnt0msail]

As an Italian, I tell you we're pretty much represented as mafia bosses who get romanticized everywhere by idiots who don't do research. And this 'Italians are not real' came ever since the release of the movie Luca and now people created this Italiancore which honestly was funny at first but now is just annoying

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E

[@Kkuroshiro]

Man, that's harsh. Hope things get better

[@ClonserHalphalive]

Not sure how I missed this "Italians aren't real" craze.... now I'm sad that I did because I want to laugh at those people, like I do with the people who say Australia doesn't exist... lol

[@ItHamBoi]

Well on discord sometimes they make joke about mafia when i am online (i am italian too) but i didn't find anyone saying italians aren't real

[@phvnt0msail]

@@ItHamBoi Sono tutti principalmente su TikTok quindi se non ce l'hai non li vedi

[@poppintags2280]

"I think what makes you transphobic and racist is being transphobic and racist" - Pegasus 2021. *quickly, write that down for the history books*

[@dagdbot83]

*Mmm yes... THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@DantheManZ-wn6zg]

He's got us there tho

[@sloth5352]

@@dagdbot83 the wall is made out of wall

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

@@sloth5352 The roof is made out of roof

[@magikforce4069]

@Dilly the Dung Beetle the window is made out of window

[@TheKarlMarx]

“If you haven’t donated to lgbtq charities it makes you racist” what does lgbtq have to do with race?

[@LowYummy]

It’s gen z logic race, gender, ex and sexuality are all the same thing

[@smile5061]

rule34 racing to be the first making gay porn they are *racing*

[@smile5061]

@Tf2 enthusiast *B E C O M E F U R R Y*

[@personamusicintensifies6341]

Ikr

[@daliam8715]

And why does it have nothing to do with queer people??!

[@fabiospasiano9885]

“Italians don’t exist.” *My Italian ass seeing myself fade as I watch the video:* “M-Mamma…”

[@beanos7764]

If the vampires soul was 5000 years old she would 100% have owned a “blood ranch” where she just had a bunch of slaves.

[@clarkkent6927]

Exactly or living wealthy

[@AmaryInkawult]

All vampire souled individuals should pay reparations then

[@pottedplant37_]

Now you see, if I became a vampire suddenly, I wouldn't be spending it in a school or anything. Screw that, just take over the world or something! If they have superhuman strength, and can easily make an army, what's stopping you? Or you could become a streamer or something idk, not like you're gonna grow any older.

[@MorNloR]

dio wants to know your location

[@dariusfilip4695]

@@pottedplant37_ the first part sounds like a jojo reference

[@lisannastrauss4487]

Imagine if the vampire girl was actually a vampire and just making us think they don't actually exist by being cringe

[@skeletonkiss1112]

Honestly that's pretty smart but I don't wanna give her that much credit yet.

[@altaccount393]

@@skeletonkiss1112 yet??

[@skeletonkiss1112]

@@altaccount393 I'm keeping an open mind and maybe hoping she is smarter than how she let's on.

[@altaccount393]

@@skeletonkiss1112 you think she’s smart? She even knows that vampires are fake and is trying to convince people that they are not

[@skeletonkiss1112]

@@altaccount393 as I said, I am convinced she is making satirical content. What I'm saying is her content is so out there and weird part of me thinks she is doing it as a joke. I wanna have some hope that's the case.

[@drawingdragon]

I think the vampire girl is just hardcore dedicated to satirizing modern entitlement culture, especially on tiktok. Most of those had me rolling laughing. I'm actually impressed by the hustle 😂

[@arizonathecatlover]

lol

[@diabunny7296]

I Love Those Kinds Of People

[@P00PYP4NTS5]

The Italian one: Italians don’t exist Me as an Italian: do u exist? No

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

The Christmas complaint is actually very useful. It tells you the mentality of these people: They think that it's wrong or "segregation" if you don't give people with bad attitudes presents. It shows just how manipulative and entitled they are. "Bu- but mommy... I want a cookie... does this mean you don't love meee... 😔"

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@@realinstagramuser. all this copy and pasting and you STILL haven't received any subs since the last time I saw you...

[@sussybaka1095]

The idea of “discrimination” is bad because it makes unjustified differences between people. Santa isn’t promoting discrimination since the people he’s prejudicial on are supposed to be “naughty” and “full of injustice”.

[@nihalrg]

Blackmailing type beat

[@lottielcl8262]

@@SpaceMonkeyBoi he has his subscriber number private

[@srera3874]

It’s not segregation, it’s rotten children being punished for their bad actions 😂

[@3njooo]

y'know, if i was an immortal 5000 year old vampire, you'd think i'd be less easily offended. Like, bruh, if you lived through the middle ages you would probably already be used to having to hide from the sun, garlic, humans etc.

[@mitab1]

If you lived for a Thousand years you would be numb to everything in life

[@Ensaima]

Mf is like kokushubou

[@pixelpython7567]

"Italians aren't real" Papyrus: You have nyeh'd your last heh

[@eggstertries]

Undertale joke Nice bro

[@itz_daniel7144]

Mario: So long, gay toddler!

[@eggstertries]

@@itz_daniel7144 BAHAHA I JUST WOKE UP THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD SO FAR

[@pap_core]

@@itz_daniel7144 uknow its funny because undertale and toddler match up

[@klasrem]

are you another fellow papyrus admirer

[@holyromanempire4716]

Thank you Pegasus for basically saying Italians are cool. I am Italian so this made my day

[@CorpusGreed]

You make good pizza 👍

[@nicoledrawsmore]

Thank you for spaghetti

[@carebearkj4320]

"Haven't had our fangs grow in yet" Does she not realize vampires aren't born and don't age? She doesn't even know her basic lore.

[@mastertofu]

Aren't there certain variations with like fledgling vampires who are still on the way to becoming true vampires?

[@carebearkj4320]

@@mastertofu In folklore, a fledging vampire is a person who just became one by being infected by another vampire. The next time the person falls asleep, the canines are replaced with fangs, body temperature drops, and they gain their so-called "night powers" overnight. In order to progress to purity, they must prove their worth by drinking blood from other humans and learn how to use their powers. Otherwise, they will simply disintegrate. This chick is implying that she has baby fangs and is still growing up. Vampires cannot reproduce, grow, or die from aging, as they are undead.

[@asdatrollys8944]

@@carebearkj4320 that was surprisingly interesting

[@odothedoll2657]

Well there’s dhampirs which is what supposedly happens when a vampire bones a human woman. This was used as a scapegoat when someone got pregnant after their husband died.

[@asdatrollys8944]

@@odothedoll2657 what the fuck. Who decided that needed to be a thing 😂

[@mxlxcvxl]

“Sometimes I feel bad for italians bc they’re portrayed so horribly online and then I remember they’re not real so it’s fine” No, you’re totally right I’m not real This comment is an illusion, it was not actually written by an annoyed Italian girl who is seriously questioning her generation

[@clowny7558]

Nahh Italians ain't real wdym?

[@mxlxcvxl]

@@clowny7558 i know, exactly my point 😌

[@marsy5939]

Wait did anybody hear that? Meh must've been the wind

[@emilian0e]

they speak spanish but they got the word ziti in the 'italian' vocabulary

[@mxlxcvxl]

@@emilian0e it’s actually ‘zitti’ (sorry for correcting!)

[@totallynotarobot9622]

The vampire lady’s cringe is more deadly than her “vampire powers”

[@suzannahardjono9951]

NANII?

[@pilot2273]

I'm a gen z and ther posts made me loose braincells

[@jellym3735]

She’s doing good making people cringe

[@Schattennebel]

Death by cringe. A horrible death indeed.

[@brothergokusan]

The vampire girl was satire

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Why is it people can change their gender and get no ridicule, but if they change their race, it's racist?

[@Pinkninja0708]

As a gen z myself, I’m still baffled by the way this generation is thinking. To them, everything that is not even near being racist, sexist, homophobic and whatnot is now being called racist, sexist, homophobic and whatnot. We can’t even have happy things now that they are being labeled these terms. It sucks.

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

Yeah... Our parent Generation screwed up somewhere, oh yeah most of us were born I just Stick through, I don't care if me being me is their weak definition of those terms, looks like I'll carry a Dictionary with me and just be those terms in their (nonexistent) minds

[@healyhurst7829]

I'm glad that (hopefully) most of our generation isn't like this. Most of the people at my high school seem to have at least a few brain cells, and don't have to label everything 'racist' and whatever else they call things.

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

@@healyhurst7829 Eh... You'd be surprised by just how many actually are in our Generation... I say about 55% at least, is that dumb

[@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777]

@xvoided I am not just Ruling in TikTok...

[@midnightstracktwo]

I think the thing that’s actually wrong with this is that it takes away from things that actually *are* racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc, and people don’t take real issues in society seriously.

[@chiarapizzuti5060]

“Italians aren’t real” Baby I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination

[@xherlyx]

siamo ologrammi

[@Ensaima]

@@xherlyx que cojones.. ahah italiano no me di cuenta XD yo estoy hablando español.

[@Bob2630]

What about Mario???

[@youreasimp1468]

Pineapple pizza

[@inrediblepotatoe7764]

She claimed she's 5000 years old And her action is like a 5 year old that just knew about the word lying LMAO

[@isappycracks]

vampires are cool vampires are like ninjas but cooler

[@isappycracks]

@Adonis Miller A VAMPIRE NINJA :O

[@isappycracks]

@Adonis Miller just think a ninja that is a vampire

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

@@isappycracks Oh damn that's a good idea

[@isappycracks]

@@an0rmalp3rson70 like a ninja that was bit by a vampire now he needs to find who made him a vampire

[@rainbowchan4736]

8:52 i can handle darkness, lots of brutal murder in history and i can still hold ground

[@xTANNA3]

Everytime I see these I think “did we really watch the same things when we were kids?”

[@hyprespeed860]

@@realinstagramuser. shut up

[@big_fat_nuts123]

@@realinstagramuser. cool 👍 no one asked

[@j0seph487]

I want to tell the vampire girl I identify as garlic and say if she’s scared of me she’s garlicphobic

[@luckikura783]

I dare you to do it

[@lupinsredjacket3191]

I think you're confusing vampires with ogres.

[@STR.DBN-JoyKill_ALT]

I’ll let this slide just to see her reaction

[@radornic2387]

Ah yes, cover yee houses with onion and prepare copper bullets. But also, don't forget the steak.

[@cyanidedude4277]

Genius but instead do garlic.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

I like how the vampire girl keeps saying that being a vampire is hard on the 21 century . Then there is me who gets overshadowed by autism $peaks, infaltized, treated as a thing to mourn about (I’m autistic btw).

[@darkpit37]

See, nobody should be treating someone who had the mental capacity to write this comment like they're a cause. Individuals such as yourself, shouldn't be approached at all by something like autism speaks. You obviously do speak, and write. With that being the case, you obviously don't need to be torn down by too much sympathy. Many who suffer from learning disorders and such like would have far more success if people would step back and give them room to succeed.

[@aratusingtheinternet]

@@darkpit37 thanks mate

[@averagerobloxfan7879]

Oh wow, I can’t for some Twitter girl to come in these replies and say that you should be “grateful” for the “support”

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

Same

[@HJ-oo8ph]

I wish you the best of luck! I hope things get better for you soon, and remember that you’ll always have people who support you here! :]

[@royniederhoffer2110]

1:34 Pegasus: Italians are not portrayed badly by the internet. Family guy: yes PERFECT they will never no

[@limenine7410]

It’s nice because he is making fun of his own generation and doesn’t take it too seriously

[@darkpit37]

"No mentions of God or Christianity" Ma'am if a classmate tells me they're a vampire, I'm bringing a cross to class the next day. In this crazy world we live in now, I take no chances.

[@najimo144]

Oh and "God and Christianity" like does she mean she thinks christianity is the only religion or christianity is like a different thing lmfao (im not christian but still)

[@darkpit37]

@@najimo144 I'm pretty sure the reason she's all "no mentions of God or Christianity" is probably because she's a Satanist. In alot of mythology and folklore, vampires are often associated with Satanism.

[@najimo144]

@@darkpit37 ah. Im muslim but i just pointed that out

[@najimo144]

@@darkpit37 but yet yeah its a myth and she is pretending to be one thats so down bad lmao

[@EnigmazGuide]

@@najimo144 the dude refer to the origin of comcept of vampires

[@Raptor-fq4iq]

“If you don’t support Christmas your racist” Flashbacks to Rudolph being bullied for his red nose..

[@Skorpioistaken]

And wouldn't let him play in any reindeer games.

[@sjsnowowl996]

but then one foggy Christmas Eve….

[@lo4tr]

So, what I learned, the reason that vampires can't drink their own period blood isn't because it's like drinking piss, but because vampires don't have periods...

[@shutired]

*me, a Christian:* oh yes, it’s completely racist or whateverthefucktheysaid to celebrate the birth of an important figure in my religion 💀💀

[@mrgreenboy644]

Me, a Catholic, grabbing my crucifix when she said that Christianity hurts her or whatever: *you have validated what I believe in and that was your biggest mistake*

[@AngelDustBrainrot]

I’m not Christian, but I do love Santa and I also love how it’s about Jesus’s birth, not just about what kids were taught(or at least what I was taught), about a weird guy sneaking into your house to give you presents. I like stories of holidays, and Christmas is no exception. I love Christmas and I don’t see how it’s racist at all lol

[@shutired]

@@suhandatanker oh that’s really interesting! I see many Muslims on KZbin and I am curious to learn more about the faith, its traditions fascinates me ^_^ (I hope I didn’t come off as rude. I apologize if I did.)

[@suhandatanker]

@@shutired no no I would love to tell you about it! But it's a long conversation, so if you have any social media we can text there :P

[@hanaritos]

Hello Hanako pfp person!

[@mrexxotix8968]

Pegasus: *talks about the guy having an anime profile picture* Also Pegasus: *literally has a Pokémon profile picture*

[@zainelhallak5149]

@I Currently Have 3032 Subscribers 📠💀

[@dulthondinho]

@I Currently Have 3032 Subscribers 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@MR-ce4wy]

@I Currently Have 3032 Subscribers You know that it was a *joke*

[@dulthondinho]

@I Currently Have 3032 Subscribers IM DEAD LMFAOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JobamnaJoestar]

Pokemon is better than an edgy anime profile pic tho

[@ayyyayay]

imagine the kid of the vampire chic in preschool the teacher teaching colors in kindergarden and when it got to "white" the kid gets offended and cries over it

[@aratusingtheinternet]

Lmao, I can imagine what the other kids reactions are

[@isappycracks]

@@realinstagramuser. i was about to give you hate but now i gonna give you love >:) you are the best gamer every you are better

[@bigpvzfan42069]

@@realinstagramuser. Nope it was ranchkid456 who made better content, and that channel doesn't exist

[@DanteCrowlley]

Can't call yourself a vampire if u walk on daylight like Blade

[@weezerfan9062]

“Italians aren’t real” *a quarter of me fades away*

[@ARealTaco]

10% of me gets boom bam and smacked away to narnia

[@palerider2143]

Shit there goes my ear, *the entirety of Italy dissolves*

[@cheese5414]

_mr stark I don't feel good-_

[@Skorpioistaken]

If Italians dont exist, then why is Mario still around? 😏

[@ARealTaco]

@@Skorpioistaken cause he’s japanese

[@sansthememe5316]

10:02 Pegasus: "How exactly did she die again?" Me: "How exactly did she make a friend?"

[@theastroguy7417]

"Idea of a good and bad list is racist!" Then we should forgive every serial murderer and serial rapist because if we don't, we're racist eh?

[@Skorpioistaken]

Its adorable when kids of the gen z use a term out of context.

[@BlooMonkiMan]

Then sue me for inciting hate crimes, because I believe pedophiles shouldn't have rights and committing crimes against a pedophile should be legalized, no matter how inhumane.

[@SamuraiGintoki4]

the word racisit means discriminating against race and good and bad isn't a race lol they r so dumb

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

@@BlooMonkiMan agreed

[@Kai-Aaron]

Kind of funny the vampire girl specifically mentions having a hard time growing out of homophobic tendencies. Being homophobic is somewhat a more recent thing and in the past as a gay man you would only be shamed if you were the bottom. Not specifically because you were gay

[@BigSmoke-sy9bv]

"Gen Z is Hilariously Dumb" Me a Gen Z: Everyday we stray further from God...

[@EE-dj6wi]

@@realinstagramuser. Go and play Fortnite kid

[@technojay5137]

@@realinstagramuser. prove it..

[@greyfen]

did you just say *God*??? omg!! so vamphobic!!1!1!

[@greyfen]

@I will defeat a random mlg boi lol i'm down

[@aa-uz5gv]

@I will defeat a random mlg boi time to Van Helsing this shit!

[@william-lucipher618]

“No mentions of god or Christianity” *Welp. I’ll see myself out.*

[@payal9375]

Nice one bro

[@dreamt0wn739]

What the cross on her cheek sees: 🙃

[@Skorpioistaken]

I would chant verses to see if she bursts into flames.

[@qqb11ar]

Well i must exit this place as well

[@niccolopaganini1782]

Here before that mad atheist who probably wants to erase Christianity and if given a chance would get rid of christians too!

[@scoot-scoot51341]

"Italians aren't real." Damn, I guess my dad's been a figment of my imagination this entire time.

[@scoot-scoot51341]

@TobiSauce Oh fu- **vanishes**

[@meticakolli1237]

so the rat movie never existed

[@jokeisnonexistent6045]

so that means you(or half of you) doesn't exist as well

[@scoot-scoot51341]

@@jokeisnonexistent6045 I am at a 50% on opacity at the moment. 😔

[@jokeisnonexistent6045]

@@scoot-scoot51341 oof

[@afflixzockerz5383]

Wait so she says twilight = bad and incorrect, but then proceeds to use a twilight feature as a identification for vampires? Literally anywhere else they die, explode, implode or turn to dust while twilight just goes : ✨

[@mxlxcvxl]

“Your skin gets sparkly in the sun” Tell me more about how Twilight appropriates of your culture?

[@Skorpioistaken]

I thought vampires burst into flames when they in direct sunlight. I guess I'm culturally misinformed.

[@mxlxcvxl]

@@Skorpioistaken yeah, I guess Twilight invented the new vampire culture … 🙄

[@mrgreenboy644]

@@Skorpioistaken Or at least they get weaker

[@HondaCivic20019]

These Gen z consist of: 50% Emos 5% normal people 10% trolls 15% clout chasers

[@bukitcengkeh1]

I am the 5%

[@Froge4291]

5% gang

[@isappycracks]

100% clown here :] i lost 3 years on clown school for a fucking virus

[@sodaman4165]

@@Froge4291 5% time

[@champ1159]

5% in da house!!

[@ilikegiantrobots1775]

Imagine just coming across one of these “vampire” people, and just yell “JESUS” will they shrivel up? I kind of want to test that theory

[@nunocampea2395]

better impale them with a wood stick to be sure if they die they are vampires and if they die they are humans cuz no one survives that shit

[@noregretti]

*Assert dominance* : T-posing will let they know you are superior

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@noregretti if your head is big enough they shall also burst into flames as your shadow forms a cross.

[@Angel-ip7pw]

vampire girl is gold level satire lmaooo

[@tryme4266]

"Can we just wipe this person from my timeline?" Pegasus is TRUNKS???

[@technojay5137]

"There are two things infinite. The universe and human stupidity. Im not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

[@hyprespeed860]

Yep…

[@radornic2387]

Where the fuck are y'all digging up these never heard before quotes

[@lyraenza]

The worst part is that it's an actual quote.

[@cyanidedude4277]

@@lyraenza It is?

[@lyraenza]

@@cyanidedude4277 Yes it was in my physics textbook.

[@vesper2032]

Lgbts not donating to lgbt charities: Guess i’m not gay anymore

[@RoyalGuardEziode]

same

[@revan5293]

Same

[@LimesChannel]

Same

[@CheemsTheCheeseDog]

same

[@roguewhitewolf]

same

[@princessofpazunia]

I can't be the only one who is ashamed of being a part of this generation, right.

[@apelican5836]

3:07 you know what’s worse? “Trigger warming sleeves.” I quit

[@nebul8a31]

“A wolf is a better fish than a fish” - Pegasus, 2021

[@CreeperWaldoGames]

i mean kinda. if you stretch the definition of fish a bit. there is a theory whales evolved from a wolf(or wolf like) species. not sure how widely accepted the theory is though

[@isappycracks]

@@CreeperWaldoGames wait wait wait wait wait what the fuck is the theory?

[@CreeperWaldoGames]

@@isappycracks simply put. whales evolved from the close relative of wolf's. this (sub)species lived in a ecosystem where they where most successful getting food from the sea(fish) and so over the course many many generations they became more adept at living near(and at some point in) the water, ending up as modern day whales

[@fel24thecat]

@@CreeperWaldoGames i think it’s the other way around, wolves evolved from whales

[@isappycracks]

@@CreeperWaldoGames i think you need to stop using drugs friend is not good for you

[@TaurusWT]

You have to admire the confidence to use a Vtuber model in a class.

[@milkuetea]

Same i wish i got those balls (or i guess ovaries) of steel

[@lotion5238]

Or lack therof

[@lotion5238]

Or lack thereof

[@juniper5604]

Or lack thereof

[@orein1880]

Or lack thereof

[@jboydayz]

Me and the boys be celebrating Christmas hard this year

[@elliotgg5348]

I have an idea. Put all of the “if you don’t donate to a charity for gay people you are homophobic” into the 18 hundreds

[@palerider2143]

Golden right there. Truly a mad comment, that was absolutely flawless!

[@Skorpioistaken]

Boom! Fact.

[@yodaman3581]

The vampire girl’s like those people that say they were born in the wrong generation, but they meant they were born too early, so she turned into a vamp

[@mNucleus]

as a italian we arent portrayed so horribly and also we are just spaghetti monsters

[@Memecious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH2Tf6yJhZmUo9E

[@grafi8430]

Spaghetti monster?? What about da pizza??

[@ClonserHalphalive]

.... are you guys in the sky, spaghetti monsters...?

[@mattguy1773]

At least Mario exists

[@VampireNinjaBunnies]

I guess I need to tell my husband he's not real.

[@emmavrijburg6676]

"When i think of Italy, i can only think nice things" Mussolini:🧍🏼‍♂️

[@misty3164]

As a Gen Z I sincerely apologize for the stupidity we have

[@Samuel152]

It honestly makes me wanna shoot myself, that's how ashamed I am.

[@magikforce4069]

This makes me want to time travel to make myself older,I hate my own generation

[@George_Harris_SR25]

Don’t worry. we are very different from them

[@general_duck4580]

can we create a support group for the sane people

[@lovelyprincesssarah]

@@general_duck4580 yes let's PLZ

[@The_Skrongler]

The thing about Italians has gotta be some kind of in-joke like when people pretend that Australia isn't real.

[@mellow2636]

It is. Italians are usually portrayed in movies as heavy-accent food-obsessed crazy people, so the joke is that they’re too comical to be real. Another part of the joke is that Italy was “created”, to promote the movie Luca.

[@Skorpioistaken]

Oh lord... save our souls.

[@nothingliterallynothing682]

What do you mean pretend we all know that Australia isn’t real we are all paid actors obviously 🙄/j

[@demys08_75]

1:40 me, an Italian: *boi, I'm not even here, I'm just an illusion...*

[@XXisotopeXX]

Mama-mia!

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Plot twist: you're actually french

[@NovumLegatum]

7:32 Giving credit where it's due... what she is saying is very true

[@picklesoncucumber4614]

"thats vampirephobic" * proceeds to tell us about her being homophobic and werewolfphobic *

[@Robin_hsr12]

@One beat brony it Is werewolfphobia is a huge problem

[@herostreamsstanevil3587]

imagine she was actually a vampire and nobody believed her lmao

[@heywhatever234]

@@cyh..7 lime man is attention seeker

[@damn9424]

@@realinstagramuser. damn pegasus is gay and sus??

[@ideology8323]

Yeah, she wouldn't even mention / brag / complain about it, or acting how she does.

[@isappycracks]

i played the witcher 3 if shes not a super vampire then she gonna die in the sun

[@laxmidhardash7186]

We learn hamon

[@GameJam230]

"Don't be a bad person" "So you promote segregation."

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

1:17 that ambulance has the kids they made fun of her inside

[@FoxBlocksHere]

"My soul is literally 5000 years old" Tell that to the doctor who watched you being born lol

[@adliala8987]

The 5000 year old doctor that watched you being born

[@FoxBlocksHere]

@HQ hah, good one

[@shoucchann]

Sadly, people often generalize an entire community ( lgbtq, anime fans, anything ) as people like this… Just Ew. In the name of the anime community, we decline those people.

[@indeedical26]

I want people to know that all of us kpop fans and anime fans aren't crazy and will kill you, but just that the dumb ones are louder than us.

[@ima-human9593]

A Gen Z pansexual weeb here 👋. I know it is simple to stereotype groups but not all people in a community are the same and people who do that are pretty annoying

[@Handlesarestoopid]

I bet no one cares about the non stereotype furries though

[@M4LEW1FE]

@@Handlesarestoopid 👁👁

[@lyam32]

In the name of all the evangelical boomer community, we declare war to all the other community who commented before

[@not4k288]

cant wait for them to grow up and see how embarrassing they were when they were younger

[@jvsssa]

pegasus: anime profile pic, 50% chance of cuckoo. squirtle: am i a joke to you?

[@Spubbily01]

7:17 The last 3 aren't slurs, they're definitions.

[@thewhat6219]

That "Charged with battery" response is the most accidentally clever thing I've ever heard today.

[@mayochup]

I genuinely feel bad for the "vampire" girl's parents

[@kikosawa]

she's just kidding, c'mon

[@brightclaw7187]

Your videos always make me laugh. I just finished Demon Slayer and really needed this. It’s so sad. Thanks for saving me :)

[@500notfake]

Vampire woman saying her sharp teeth (I can’t spell the word) haven’t grown in yet gives me flashbacks to hotel Transylvania

[@aratusingtheinternet]

I thought it was similar in a way

[@amirhosseinmaghsoodi388]

The spellings are correct

[@anwarr8584]

Tbh, the vampire girl could've gone to a store and buy fake fangs then step far from the camera so that ppl don't notice that they're fake

[@jackkain]

4:55 As a hispanic person, this made me feel physically dead

[@aratusingtheinternet]

As a Hispanic person this also made me die

[@aseraphim9813]

As a Hispanic, I share your thoughts.

[@santiagoalvarez21yearsago40]

Only a little bit relatable

[@Hexapod6]

same

[@ncrtrooper4546]

As a latino, damn bro thats sad

[@timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801]

Holy crap, I also had a “i’M a VaMpIrE” phase, and I’m so fucking glad I had no social media. I now want to omori myself out of my balconey.