Hahah I’d love to hang out with this guy. Could listen to him tell these stories all day.
@joemcofficial6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@sissyturds5194 жыл бұрын
The best story tellers either ask for money or a ride afterward.
@kosanstanojevic7 жыл бұрын
production getting so much better, I love the part with the drums:) Thank you Gregg, you are so funny, and thank you Generation iron for presenting him well. I love these stories
@GREGG_VALENTINO7 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT!!!!!...YO NONE OF YOU PRODUCERS A OR CAMERA GUYS NOTICED THAT MUST HAVE I LEANED UP AGAINST A SHEET ROCK WALL AND HAD SHEET ROCK DUST ALL OVER MY SHOULDER???...HOLY FUCK!!!!!
@archilonshadowheart77 жыл бұрын
I cant top your stories but i remember sneaking into a brothel when i was sixteen, they thought we were older, i spend time with my girl who basically broke my pelvis by riding me too hard, and my friend is with this tall blonde girl and he's a tall guy too, arabic and whatever he's in one of the downstars room i'm upstairs and then when i'm done with my girl i hear a girl crying very loud, i goout the door and look downstairs the blonde has burst through the door crying and ran into the back with the other girls, so i obviously go downstairs and check on my friend and guess what? He's out cold. he's snoring his ass off, he got so high and was so tired he fell asleep. whe i woke him up he said what happened i was in the middle of getting a blowjob. so it turns out he fell asleep having a blowjob, that girl never worked there again she was so embarrassed. my girl on the otherhand said she was too sore to continue working for the day and i was her first customer of the day and i ended up getting her number and dating her for a while. unfortunately i didnt last long enough in high school to bring her to one of th dances i always wanted to see the look o peoples faces when i walk in with a black model from New Zealand who has a fixation on powerlifters. she was 27 and thought i was 19 so didnt care. the sad thing is he took 3 viagra before the short drive over there and he still couldnt get it up and he was 18. which i found hilarious. i became very well known there until when i turned 18 they asked for id's since they had security now, and i didnt have any, so i never ended up going back. but those were the greatest girls i've ever met, i could talk to that new zealander girl about powerlifting for hours and she'd be mesmerized she was so curious. i loved that. although we might be even when it comes to training stories! always love your content Gregg. now do the fuckin delt video!
@stevekissel38227 жыл бұрын
Did you ever admit you threw the cherry in his eye? :)
@victorztw53397 жыл бұрын
GREGG UR THE BEST M8 LOVE YA LETS MOMO THE KZbin MORONS
@Hittdogg177 жыл бұрын
Gregg Valentino lol! ANOTHER GREAT STORY!! I HAVE A COUPLE BUDDIES THAT ARE ON THAT LEVEL.. YOU KNOW THEY GOT YOUR BACK WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN AND LIKEWISE..
@Malouco7 жыл бұрын
archilonshadowheart7 lets all tell bullshit stories.
@ZombieOrchestra4 жыл бұрын
Saw the documentary about Gregg a few years back, but Gregg has won me over. He's just a good hearted funny dude.
@nismoman4206 жыл бұрын
"Even a fish would never get caught if he would just learn to shut his mouth" -Gregg Valentino WORDS OF WISDOM!!!
@hulkhulk48197 жыл бұрын
No loyalty today that's for sure. Friends from back home would still have my back. GV salute!
@reverendduke7 жыл бұрын
"but hey, Its what happens when your from New York"! ROTFLMFAO
@johnspartan93837 жыл бұрын
Another classic Gregg. Keep them coming.
@paulqcurtin69577 жыл бұрын
Yes another Greg video one of the best in the game love his honesty! Love ya man 💪🏼 can u do a vide on how you would of gained weight and your old workout routines back in the day thanks man
@niall58387 жыл бұрын
What about a prison story that would be good 😬😄
@stevekissel38227 жыл бұрын
Did you ever hear his bologna sandwich jail story?
@nickbrasher94927 жыл бұрын
Best storyteller!!!
@esausjudeannephew63174 жыл бұрын
All I knew about this guy was those crazy arms. Thought he was not some one I'd like, but I was WRONG. I can't help it. I love this goofy bastard
@michaelolin22194 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best!
@westonmcgaa7964 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts of the day,storytime with Gregg Valentino
@mitchelburkey47547 жыл бұрын
"Chris Sale... no fuck that..." Laughed out loud on that shit
@phoenixpersonaltraining17157 жыл бұрын
MOMOS taking over the World Don't fuck with us Momos
@czlowieknoz6 жыл бұрын
this is too good XD always need to watch story in free time
@musclevilleking8977 жыл бұрын
That's real shit much RESPECT GREG!!💯
@bobert45222 жыл бұрын
“Went to McDonald’s I figured I’d splurge” Man I love Gregg
@BigTastey7 жыл бұрын
He is fucking hilarious..!! Love these story times with Gregg generation iron 👍🏼
@xuereb28677 жыл бұрын
great stories as always :D
@alexk98787 жыл бұрын
Love Greggs stories
@jmt_productions5 жыл бұрын
This guy could be an amazing voice actor
@jhunt320046 жыл бұрын
Omg Idk why the cherry pie part was so funny to me but I almost died. I literally couldn't breath for like a minute from laughing my fucking ass off! 😂😂😂
@BigBlockEntertainment5 жыл бұрын
God you could make a sitcom from all these stories lol! Like A Rated R Seinfeld!!
@alexc1952 жыл бұрын
So anyway we started fighting
@PaulKretz7 жыл бұрын
Epic ending with a pie on the wall XD
@choppertj17 жыл бұрын
Shpawkeem all over the floor. Bwahahaha 😂😭
@cmanweavster83577 жыл бұрын
"we went and met these filthy pigs, well u kno, they were nice girls" hahaha
@shantavetyan40533 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching these vids all day and figured I had enough Greg for one day. But then I saw, “How to start a riot with a cherry pie.” How tf do you not click on that?
@JuanManuel-kj9fu7 жыл бұрын
man tarantino should do a movie about him
@Chestercopperpot063 жыл бұрын
Greg is the funniest guy on the planet!
@rufussthubbins88915 жыл бұрын
“Soo anyway, we picked up these filthy pigs...but they were nice girls” lmao
@the_task_master34705 жыл бұрын
The cherry in the eye part killed me...Bahaha lol!
@socrates_the_great62096 жыл бұрын
Best story ever. I laughed to hard.
@mandre967 жыл бұрын
Greg, can you post pictures of when you started using steroids? A little before you started shooting insane amount's in your arms...Because i think you could have been a top Mr.O Contender from your genetics.I saw you natural pics and they are unbelivable!I wish we were able to see you at GH, Insulin, IGF-1 at a proper show prep!
@davismarrero44176 жыл бұрын
I remember when I had friends like that 🙁
@matthewwitmer3807 жыл бұрын
Let's put the O back in countreee🎶🎶
@dylanprescott27847 жыл бұрын
I have been living in Bensonhurst for a while and I love its a lot better then other parts of brooklyn i lived in and there are plenty of Synagogues here which is Nice for me to walk with my mother to temple
@phoenixpersonaltraining17157 жыл бұрын
The Tv was a bit distracting But you was on form Gregg 👊💥👊
@zeonlink66627 жыл бұрын
The music is a bit distracting at times. Sorta like the quiet background for these type of videos since Greg is really good at expressing emotions when speaking.
@rockeazymatt Жыл бұрын
My god loool, Gregg is a fcking masterful storyteller loool "So we pick up these filthy pigs. But they were nice girls." XD XD XD
@nealsmith40497 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he would have took the wrap for you if he knew you were the one that threw the pie
@rectbosun6 жыл бұрын
I had to listen to that story twice...
@darshia334 жыл бұрын
I figured the panic would be due to someone thinking the cherry was clotting from menstrual bleeding
@peterlightning92357 жыл бұрын
AWESOME!
@jrsboom95985 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that was fucking hilarious
@mustangboss12465 жыл бұрын
He looked out for you.... but he only found out now that you threw a Cherrie in his eye
@skatedd24514 жыл бұрын
Hook Line and fucken Sinker.....🤣🤣
@themadlad85404 жыл бұрын
So yiu momo's are the reason we can't bring food in the theatre.
@jasongreen69716 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Joey Diaz haha
@SixStringOverdose4 жыл бұрын
INCOMING!!! I don't need that sh#t :)))))))))))))))))))))
@onslaught42574 жыл бұрын
Haha wtf is a momo🤣🤣🤣
@mmagrasshopper83124 жыл бұрын
I got that Shit Gregg!!
@mansongang57662 жыл бұрын
Dude dieing lmao
@davismarrero44176 жыл бұрын
But we grow up and that’s that
@StoneCrow1897 жыл бұрын
Sfacim lmao
@alexarrietta39857 жыл бұрын
Movie time make that movie will make $money
@axelardiles59787 жыл бұрын
lower the music i cant hear SHIT!
@Imjustaguy-b1s7 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha ha ha
@gabrieltello39057 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vincentkennedymcmahon29007 жыл бұрын
YO back in the day this guy had some serious elephant testes (baby please) hanging from his bicepses and tricepses
@danielmarjr7 жыл бұрын
Purple Pop fuckin Lui minions are annoying as fuck
@richf89727 жыл бұрын
I can picture this, i remember when N.Y. had the live sex shows, i drove there back in 1984 , just to get out of my boring city. I was alone, i picked up a girl that night, got a B.J. From her. I use to go to N.Y. to cop opium from some Italian guy named Tony. Cool dude, always came through. Me and my boys were going there every other weekend to get shit, and party.
@everythingviral9724 жыл бұрын
Can you even get high on opium? Must have had a low tolerance. I wish I could get high on opium.