stardust_crusaders.mp4

[@roxxcandiez990]

"Jojo its time to go go" *Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking*

[@memose_j]

*Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.*

[@felipecurva6179]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.... *YES11!1!1!1!1!1!1!*

[@edsonbeniga6906]

Yare yare

[@raptorjesus3178]

I did

[@magikarpgod9361]

Jotaro Kujo k

[@peewee6963]

"Thought... You died..?" "I did, you have to let me go Polnareff." **majestically flies away**

[@yoursexyboidio9024]

hello donut man

[@noriakikakyoin7961]

Polnareff: *Ooh I wont let you go*

[@zamiad]

Magma TH Dio: *sad Dio noises*

[@peewee6963]

@@yoursexyboidio9024 ;-;

[@narutouzumakiiorangeramenn5461]

Noriaki Kakyoin Wassup Kakyoin

[@fengshuimaster7880]

Polnareff: *on his own* Diavolo: having working legs is a privilege not a human right

[@dredvax]

Cripnareff

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

Polnareff and his silver chariot 1:42

[@danhoquang368]

Sanpuru tekisuto *Wheelchariot

[@tasertag7513]

1:04 Look at that Vinegary boi

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

@H M but he might learn spin

[@skiddly9235]

0:26 i love how joseph is playing the battle tendency theme in the car for everyone to reflect on his glory days

[@red-eyesb.knight4500]

Best part of you have subtitles on it will say kars noise

[@poyopoyo6227]

@@red-eyesb.knight4500automatically generated subtitles tho

[@katoxyl]

@@poyopoyo6227 its not automatically generated lol

[@chordsofsteel-i4j]

@@katoxyl what he saidd

[@T_T697]

Anyone else saw doppio in the corner?

[@Berd]

JOJO, it's time to GO GO

[@hannahstarinieri1351]

Hi berd

[@thiswasamistake123]

Berd, make a JoJo videp

[@hollowmask8853]

Imma make you guys sad *SHIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA*

[@Loucosabotagem]

oh you here

[@archierobinson8829]

Oh u watched this

[@kabe9695]

"Jojo, it's time to Go-Go!" Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.

[@memose_j]

Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.

[@jeezybread]

Well, he stopped thinking because his brain cells obviously exploded.

[@BillelXHunter]

Don't look at me like that !

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

We’ve got to go to Egypt and stop *DIO* From taking over the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

Jayden Mendoza Avdol: (Dies) Kakyoin: (Waves) Jotaro: (Gracefully falls whilst maintaining Dominance)

[@mondov8530]

I like how Jotaro is just asserting his dominance across the globe

[@Crow_Rising]

Plot twist: Everyone thought he was asserting his dominance, but he actually just T-poses when he thinks about dolphins.

[@nguyenthe7968]

@@Crow_Rising maybe he was asserting his dominance on the dolphins

[@jocelynnelson246]

Accurate to the anime

[@sanpurutekisuto6709]

@@jocelynnelson246 I mean it is...

[@jotarokujo7644]

Thank you.

[@donutgam1ng]

"Well, my sister was killed by a man with two right hands-" "I don't care." **throws him in**

[@NicPTheMeme]

LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAOO

[@mehdielmalti3310]

we all watched the video

[@blendingkyle1888]

The entire budget went into DIO & his smooth animations, that’s why Jotaro is T-posing motionlessly.

[@ghostmangm3059]

Nah he's just asserting his dominance

[@TheLegoDude14]

Menacingly*

[@Mrlaggy99]

DIO’s greatest weakness is the t pose, since it looks like a cross, and Dio is a ...atheist.

[@pax7204]

Just like in the anime he just doesn't give a shit.

[@chillshobe8147]

@@Mrlaggy99 You literally could have said that he's a fucking VAMPIRE, known for being tried to scared away with crossed, but no, atheists are weak to crosses now?

[@jojomojo7515]

Joseph: He just stands there Jotaro: *T-posing having ass* Joseph: *Menacingly...*

[@zackyru3131]

BiTrash_Jojo Lmfao Asserting Stand Dominance

[@ZioPeraPad]

Yes I have asserted dominance

[@extrary]

Genowhirl70: Who is Abdul btw? Me:

[@williamsmith4563]

He's just 「STAND」-ing there... ゴゴMENACINGゴゴ -ly!

[@Vamdim_6400]

He just *STANDS* there

[@nepongaming]

Everyone: **living** Jotaro: *T*

[@billyjohnson9864]

Accurate

[@azirrr.v]

*Menacing*

[@ADRainXD]

Star platinum: "Weird flex but ok"

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

JUST LIKE THE MANGA

[@grentreem3096]

Tower of T

[@TheAnnoyingOnes]

I love how Avdol Dies right away and just doesn't appear after that.

[@overlooked4174]

About the same amount of screen time tbf

[@thebestonumeritos]

*FINALLY* "Available in 15 hours" *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@scanbbb]

AVAILABLE IN 15 MINUTES B)

[@spacesponge8732]

WRYYYY

[@davidhong1934]

Finished watching

[@EdmondDantes-ht2xb]

Dio:Are you splitting up,this isn't a *ScoobyDoo* episode

[@jake_lentz]

That’s my line

[@stefanchandra1237]

Stand up comedians: *says a well structured joke* Me: Joseph: JoJo, it's time to GoGo. Me: *tea kettle noises*

[@brandonxsu]

gamerd B)

[@mctcgm]

@@c-r0w he doesnt laugh at good jokes but joseph jokes on the other hand...

[@_customer_]

Legit turned on a kettle perfect time

[@rhyethepie2741]

did you just said... *S T A N D?*

[@thisisahorriblename7390]

Everybody making funny comments Me: Steven chandra: comements Me: *deflating ballon noises*

[@failed_K]

If Old Joseph hadn't said "Its time to GoGo," Jotaro would've had animation

[@M_ZS19]

*yes*

[@Joe-vl1zm]

He just gave up breathing and speaking after that saying

[@Garbo_trashcan]

That pun ruined his life, making Jotaro rethink his life choices throughout the video

[@keyBlol]

This is the best part xd

[@keyBlol]

@Xander F nah

[@BrsAykt0019]

Props to Jotaro holding the tpose throughout the entire adventure

[@joshlambert2756]

**ahem* the beginning? Where he is sitting?

[@regalblade8171]

​@joshlambert2756 the adventure didn't start in the jail

[@alvinalpha_seven5330]

@@regalblade8171the scene in the kar buddy, he was sitting without tpose

[@regalblade8171]

@@alvinalpha_seven5330 oh, I missed that, thanks

[@SevenEverywhere]

OK BUT IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED BEAUTIFULLY THEN JOTARO IS JUST T POSING

[@pqbdwmnu]

Joseph’s dad joke destroyed his animation

[@ObeliskKing]

The animator forgot bout him

[@jojosnotsobizarreadventure9465]

Star platinum was good

[@ObeliskKing]

Star Platinum was important

[@jojosnotsobizarreadventure9465]

Yes

[@vindicator6711]

I love how Star Platinum is fully animated, yet Jotaro is a literal Pillar Man.

[@sethyu5219]

instead of just putting actual shaders for his eyes they just used the fucking paint bucket tool and cover the whole shit up

[@iridium9512]

More like a pillar, man.

[@SDSXellan]

True

[@Rexcalibar]

It’s pretty accurate to how Jotaro actually is during part 3.

[@mr.machees6488]

Column fellow*

[@Mrdoc-kb1qj]

The whole animation is not serious however dio voice actor sounded like he was serious and acting so good.

[@nemanomenas2249]

actually, i'm p sure he THOUGH it was serious, until he found out about the WRY part ,,

[@frankj.3457]

w r i i i i i i i i

[@Jelli_Kube]

W R YY Y Y Y YY YY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y YY T

[@justarandomguy8925]

WREEEEEEEEE

[@epicbread1310]

bro he sounded like a ghast

[@nathanpfirman625]

I still find it crazy to think that Kakyoin just left without even having his family know and just died.

[@pablo-df4xm]

_"Jojo?"_ *_:eyes:_* _"It's time to go-go!"_ *_Jotaro: yare yare daze, im t-posing for the rest of part 3_*

[@alex_wens]

Еyes not eyes this is word

[@anxious_sins9341]

@@alex_wens r/woosh

[@gomzy4334]

@@anxious_sins9341 people without discord be like

[@youraveragemorononyoutube4435]

:eyes:

[@ramiasalloum7637]

Gomzy you mean Reddit ding dong

[@songye_strawberry]

“Shut up” “WRRYYYYYY” Damn if that’s not a mood idk what is

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

Kami Ami *hmmmmmmmm.*

[@killercross9929]

Me when my mom turns on the lights at 4am

[@davimendes1459]

Jotaro T-posing is probably the most accurate way of depicting him.

[@raddons]

It's representing Jotaro's power

[@bnalla68]

How?

[@raddons]

@@bnalla68 T-Pose=Asserting dominance,sheer power Jotaro=T-Pose

[@bnalla68]

RoboGamer-Gameplay Oh... I didn’t know T pose meant that... thanks

[@raddons]

@@bnalla68 Np

[@zoxz01]

(1:04) Bro thought he could sneak doppio in and nobody would notice 💀💀

[@TheOriginalXanderDood]

isnt that diavolo because doppio has straight up purple hair and diavolo has purple and black hair

[@youragoraphobia2442]

Obv doppio because he’s wearing a shirt

[@TheOriginalXanderDood]

​@@youragoraphobia2442 no its diavolo because the hair and diavolo NOT DOPPIO makes polnareff have to be in a wheel chair in the anime also we cant see if hes wearing a shirt

[@babyfat2245]

@@TheOriginalXanderDoodhuh

[@TheOriginalXanderDood]

@@babyfat2245 watch the anime

[@neobyte8444]

Family member gets killed. Normies:"Get revenge." Jotaro: *angry T*

[@TheVOID561]

Jotaro: is literally a plank

[@ymnessa]

T

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

That's what the T in his name stands for

[@po_slandytubbies9123]

*T*

[@lixeonsabers1631]

o T

[@ramirez6410]

Everyone: dying Jotaro: 🗿

[@mellowmeek74]

Yo, Angelo

[@kuniosaiki]

Yo Angelo

[@cprogrammerguy]

i can't ruin the 69th like

[@jamestuwat936]

Ramirez yo kars

[@quackyduck2242]

Yo, Angelo

[@danielskovbjerg4562]

The actor for dio is actually a good voice actor who thought this was dead serious, until he read in the script that he should screech, then pop, after getting hit by a flashlight.

[@Dgero]

Maybe also, Let’s see how you fair against CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT

[@jeffnewton5881]

I don’t know why, but the Scooby-Doo line is my favorite line in the entire video

[@arobe17]

All the voices in video have more emotion in their voice then all of the dubs combined

[@sheeloesreallycool]

arobe17 I liked the Netflix english dub.

[@kirbmon64-mj5pl]

"You'll never defeat my boyfriend or my son"

[@Sockums]

I fuckin love that Iggy was almost not mentioned at all. God I'm so happy I came back to this after getting super into JoJo (and going all the way through parts 1-6) just to see how ABSOLUTELY hilarious it is. Quality humor right here and I was missing out on so many jokes when only seeing it after part 3.

[@skibidiBus]

And avdol died 20 seconds in

[@vizthex]

same af. fucking hate that damn dog.

[@scrymnstrs1380]

"I thought you died?" "I did, you have to let me go." Damn, I really felt that 😔

[@kosakureal]

Dio. I Want To Wash Your Road Roller.

[@anneeichorn2573]

wait but didnt you kill kakyoin-

[@ILoveFukua_]

Press F for me

[@dogestrocity3167]

@@ILoveFukua_ *F* *FINLAND*

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

@@ILoveFukua_ f

[@elmehecano6837]

Jotaro throughout the journey: I sleep Jotaro when Joseph gets run over: *A N G E R Y*

[@aliensumbra]

It has 69 likes and I'm about to ruin it to show my appreciation

[@Elitefever]

I see your subscribed to unus annus *good choice*

[@fiddleofgold4674]

he’s Angy

[@Visceralx1]

Im angy 😤😡 no talk me

[@BlueberryDragon0502]

It's at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it, so take this chinese bootleg like button 👍

[@saltykaiser]

Kakyoin: "no one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash!" DIO: *deflects it* Kakyoin: *guessilldie.jpg*

[@originalname8770]

0-0 NIGENDAYO ok i failed i forgot how to spell it lol

[@spronix7796]

Kakyoin never got Holly tho 😞

[@spronix7796]

Monika the cycle-path bruh it’s Monika, Just Monika...

[@aa_torii]

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH! NO ONE, REALLY.

[@bbbobbin8772]

No Dio dint deflect it ,it just got him but it dint hurt lol

[@AJAXHYPER]

3:00 gets me everytime.

[@aristeas4633]

Kayoin's Voice was almost too accurate. And Jotaro's voice actor was astounding

[@Gmxyz883]

Jotaros voice sounded so good

[@user-tm1xo5zq8q]

Jotaro’s animation is cool too.

[@eclipsed6273]

Dio’s animation was shit compared to jotaro

[@youraveragemorononyoutube4435]

Kakyoin voice was dissapointing i needed rero

[@delighyt]

jotaro best girl

[@sxdonia]

Joestar: Hermit Purple! Polnareff: Silver Chariot! Kakyoin: Hierophant Green! Avdol: Magician’s Red! Star Platinum: *J o t a r o*

[@n0text220]

sxphireglxtches you forgot iggy

[@ISTAREINURSOL]

AcId Šm0k3ź Uhhhhh Bark: woof woof

[@Orangecatenergy]

@@n0text220 Dio: ZA WARUDO! Iggy: ZA FOORU!

[@alexzhang6939]

Jotaro doesnt need star platinum be can punch a grown man meters away as a kid

[@sxdonia]

Apstrophe ' this makes star platinum needing/using jotaro as a stand even funnier lmao

[@AT96123]

"Jojo, its time to gogo" *T POSE INTENSIFIES*

[@HikerMan-px1bv]

Condom Arms shut up

[@chillby4198]

@@HikerMan-px1bv *WRYYYYY*

[@virtop]

brother?

[@imamadlad2002]

Don’t look at me like that

[@the-sillycate]

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A JOJO

[@anari2452]

Everyone: dies Jotaro been AFK: 🗿 Star Platinum: 🤓

[@bunglelord4129]

Jotaro: Planking Joseph: old Polnareff: a-okay Kakyoin: kill Iggy: deleted

[@conntoons_4848]

Avdol: Magician’s Dead

[@crab_dealer]

Where were u when kakyoin die I fight vampire when Joseph call "Kakyoin is kil" "no"

[@rrolandd5232]

Hotel: Trivago

[@orionfire5033]

@@conntoons_4848 you think you're funny don't you...............well you are.

[@conntoons_4848]

orion fire Believe me, I’m not proud of what I say

[@redstonepixels]

I love how Jotaro literally t-pose and do nothing and still wins.

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

Jotaro = Luigi of Jojo XD

[@percher4824]

@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 A man od hidden talent.

[@vylienne7710]

@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 that was EXACTLY what I was thinking

[@lightsprite6128]

He's asserting his dominance.....

[@superv1368]

Natural Talent.

[@biscuitstix_]

Polnareff: Luckily, my dog made it out alive! Iggy: Iggy: _dies_ Polnareff: _distressed in French_

[@biscuitstix_]

@Noisy Goblin waitwhat.png

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@biscuitstix_ yep.

[@biscuitstix_]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 poor guy, huh?

[@johnblox272]

i thought he was italian

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@johnblox272 nope. Polnareff is a frenchman.

[@KyrilunaVTube]

So are we not gonna talk about how Joseph was making Kakyoin and Jotaro listen to his opening in the car lmaoooo

[@ARUiARTfr]

Joseph: It could take days, and- Kakyoin: THERE HE IS! Dio: ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ ゴゴゴゴ

[@ShinIsaacERazon]

after that dio died in a couple minutes

[@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983]

I fucking love the subtitles

[@meggubravo8373]

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!

[@khal-d7n]

UK SUBTITLES GOD DAMN IT

[@officiala.r.cfacilities1943]

How u do the menacing symbol?

[@Auugghughg]

“Jojo, it’s time to go-go” And at that moment, jotaro lost the will to live.

[@eduardocortez2938]

Don't look at me like that

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

_Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking._

[@theonlygem3618]

(in the car)Mr Joestar are we there yet?

[@eduardocortez2938]

No

[@theonlygem3618]

How about now?

[@Red-Hermit]

T-posing is Jotaro’s coping mechanism. It’s the only way he can endure his grandfather’s crazy road trips.

[@slendermanplayz1174]

And plane crashes, and a sinking submarine-

[@memeboi8145]

You could say... CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TRIPS

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

And his great great grandfather's ROAD ROLLA trips around ZA WARUDO.

[@iAmaGuyWithHat]

Star platinum:fully animated Jotaro: 🗿

[@tbatalis8364]

“My dog made it out safe and sound” *ice ice baby intensifys*

[@Kaidantonio333]

No dog ever: Araki story: _rip and tear_

[@co5micwaffle742]

A snake head eating the head on the opposite siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@Mrlaggy99]

Co5mic Waffle iggy get out of here! He’s still alive!

[@accountnotusedanymore9119]

@@Mrlaggy99 I love how they used the ova reference and not the anime

[@TheBadbucky]

NO

[@diskdrive6113]

Everyone: *speaking* Jotaro and Avdol:

[@Potatoman0852]

What about Iggy he never barks

[@Skribbly1]

T-pose

[@LaQuackqauck]

no thoughts head empty

[@bautistacicinelli4527]

Who's Avdol?

[@xapplejax141x]

“Yes I am!!”

[@kyounakamura8242]

2:48 "i thought...YOU died..?" "i did. you have to let me go, polnareff.." *sobs*

[@rvril]

nigga what

[@arriverderci8337]

Dude he's sad because kakyoin died

[@COCONUTSCC]

F

[@bigbeats3166]

Yeah thats what he said

[@darrelarno9151]

imagine if Chariot Requiem carrying that arrow as per Polnareff wish to keep them safe, walking aimlessly as he search for Jotaro, and weakly calling out Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy in regret and sorrow

[@Endermeme]

The subtitles make this several thousand times better

[@squareincorp5277]

"Nobody can deflect the Twenty meter emerald splash!" Pulls out a 30 length ruler.

[@ichigoisthegoat]

No wonder DIO deflected it,it wasn't 20 meters it was 30

[@razi_man]

An even bigger problem is that it is in centimeter instead of meter.

[@sharkzz0_Developer]

Sheet

[@bakububblez1279]

@@ichigoisthegoat proceeds to pull out 20 seperate meter long sticks

[@DioBrando-qi9so]

The 30cm are not to measure the radius.

[@Bike_Knight]

"I thought you died?" "I thought your legs were broken?" "III... thought you died?!?" "I did. You have to let me go." *FLIES AWAY*

[@queencrimson4305]

"Lucky my dog make it out alive" *attack from out of nowhere destroys iggy*

[@punmaster2332]

Iggy's eye: *HMMMMMMM INTENSIFIED*

[@Kuraimizu9152]

AoE2_MonkSpawn.wav

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

That felt so surreal

[@nalan122]

@@queencrimson4305 Cream

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

Dio's little "hello!" at 1:07 is strangely adorable.

[@killerqueen7876]

hello

[@kakiyoink2708]

Agreed

[@__will__3301]

elOo

[@lechow6196]

ikr

[@SakuraRedfield96]

I just wanted to say that that Nemesis is freaking terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[@mr.mostwanted6389]

3:03 The Dio's scream got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joker74312]

“Jojo…It’s time to GoGo” is the best line I’ve ever heard

[@catsinthecradle1543]

Yes

[@blueduck3112]

Best pun ever.

[@Susk.0]

Part 6 mp4 needs this too

[@User-xr1tw]

Highway gogo

[@jdinlafayette7104]

I agree

[@SilenceKM]

Jotaro's voice actor was on point.

[@dilo1603]

Well I actualy thought that he would do the Yare Yare Daze joke but ok

[@pepsiman7033]

Iggy's was my favorite

[@replytomeandyousmelllikech8673]

The construction equipment obviously had the best voice actor, idiots

[@Jxran]

Aiden Sievert Oh fuck, I forgot about avdol

[@thousandyea]

You guys underestimate Doppio’s VA

[@turbosaiyan93]

Makes sense Jotaro is always T-posing, because he’s *always* asserting his dominance.

[@buonopesci]

Let's not forget when Kakyoin's around too

[@younge1805]

U have to let me go guies

[@thesaladolla]

YAKAMASHI yare yare da

[@dilfasriel6354]

200 iq

[@cybrochacho8542]

It would have been even better if he was t-posing in the car

[@kit4655]

1:04 is it just me but I saw Doppio

[@Thatonejjbafan]

Not just you

[@dio6601]

“Splitting up? What is this a scooby-doo episode?” -DIO 1989

[@jimmyescober7395]

"Shut up you bastard"

[@Toastythetroll]

1987

[@Swagmaster_.22]

@@jimmyescober7395 Nobody can deflect the 20 meter radius EMRALD SPALSH!

[@Maverickun]

Both 1987 and 1988

[@outspoken33]

Qira-curry TAKE THIS

[@creative3419]

Literally all characters: *Say important things* Jotaro: T

[@Btudi]

Subtitels:*DIO fuc|{ing dies*

[@pipek_6828]

So you are realy Giorno

[@pipek_6828]

???

[@Funnyfuntom]

XD

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Oh hey me

[@umweeb9306]

Kakyoin: No one can deflect a 20 meter radius emerald splash! Also Kakyoin: **pulls out a 30 cm ruler**

[@pedropaiva2512]

That's why he failed XD

[@anonymousinformationreciev9941]

ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Yeet a Minecraft Emerald*

[@mcdiggles1141]

ALSO ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Whips out a chug splash*

[@khoa7399]

im ur 1000th like

[@georgeruiz9211]

Joseph: Nigerundayo!!!

[@GhostWithALeaf]

"How to not suffer from Araki syndrome"

[@aureliaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

"Jojo, it's time to go go!" **Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.**

[@infamouspickle1342]

Haha I made it 69

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

Haha I ruined it

[@infamouspickle1342]

@@buccieratigamingstreams9695 How could you

[@buccieratigamingstreams9695]

@@infamouspickle1342 because i hate the number 69

[@Wsio.]

There 369 likes

[@pepethejoker8809]

Dio: The Joestar bloodline has finally come to an end! Giorno: bruh Johnny: bruh Part 8 Josuke: bruh Dio: bru- *WAIT*

[@Silksper]

Dio, stop it you’re contradicting yourself by getting women pregnant *You stole Jonathan Joestar’s body*

[@pleasuredlemon6682]

Jolyne:bruh

[@snowbringercult]

Dio continued the very thing he swore to destroy

[@snowbringercult]

@@pleasuredlemon6682 Jolyne wasn't born yet

[@nathanmorales4731]

Josuke had the same sickness as holly so he would've died as well

[@paradox3939]

Jotaro's voice actor did pretty good

[@therealwinterweb]

don't ruin that 69 like ppl

[@iresineherb7]

Lol I didn't get it at first

[@kmh021963able]

Shoto prince theres no joke to get, he literally didn’t talk

[@iresineherb7]

@@kmh021963able yeah

[@bigmankub3781]

Ikr

[@CIOLA_GRAZIOSA]

I love that you put Diavolo and Polnareff themes from PS2 🗿🍷

[@afierymess2307]

_"J O J O"_ _"It's time to"_ _"G O G O"_

[@dankoboy_]

*T*

[@afierymess2307]

@@dankoboy_ _"Don't look at me like that we've gotta go to Egypt and stop"_ *_"D I O"_* _"From taking over the E N T I R E U N I V E R S E"_

[@afierymess2307]

@Aidan Morfin _"Alsoweretakingtheseassholeswithus"_ _avdol dies._ _"You in?"_

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

@@afierymess2307 Jojo: *Falls* Joseph: *G R E A T*

[@dio_fumo]

*"AND WE'RE OFF"* "tomorrow"

[@bruski4120]

My parents: “why don’t you play with the neighbours kid?” The neighbours kid: 1:07

[@september758]

hello!

[@hannimenki]

Hi Penis Music Alternate Reality IDubbz

[@KidBuu651]

Edupz That was Doppio, right?

[@suvijaksrijaturat1512]

*h e l o*

[@siliski8985]

The guy picking up the banana behind the trash can

[@fortienel]

1:54 It's seem like Kars finally got his revenge on Joseph

[@zuper6475]

Underrated joke

[@Vamillaa]

This comment is fucking genius

[@turkcedirsenunsdasf7521]

*DAMN*

[@ihavenoidea2805]

beautiful.

[@Legend64]

you deserve more than what you already have

[@jonnaas]

"i thought YOU died" "i did. You have to let me go." is so freaking real i was lowkey having a panic attack when kakyoin died

[@chrismaystar3014]

This is so accurate: Star Platinum was always way more animated than Jotaro. Edit: I know everyone says this once they've reached the 1K mark, but seriously, thanks for probably the most likes I've ever received on 1 comment.

[@stevepensando2593]

Since stands are the manifestation of someone's inner feelings and desires it makes sense that Star Platinum shows the feelings that his user tries to surpress

[@DrunkGnu]

Steve Pensando Silver Chariot: *stab*

[@neamtu7067]

Kakyoin: *dies* Joseph: N I G E R U N D A Y O

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

"There you are, Jotaro. we've been looking everywhere for you. and something might of happend to mr joesta-- oh wait.. there he is now." *W O A H*

[@jackattack5927]

French man exits

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

@@jackattack5927 "Heheheh... Its just you and me now jotaro." ">:("

[@punmaster6420]

He's just using the joestar secret technique

[@mitcheltheuselesscommenter1591]

@@jackattack5927 "But now joseph out of the picture. I can rid this world of the joestar blood line for good." *ZA WARUDO* *O R A*

[@ilovemeltedsand]

2:48 “I thought you died?” Kak:”I did,you just have to let me go,Polnareff.” *A S C E N S I O N*

[@DylanMcVillain]

Lol kak means shit in my language

[@rstriker21]

Dylan McVillian it means milf hunter in mine

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

kak means cherry or holy pink

[@alanbareiro6806]

**AOE2 monk sound**

[@Mrlaggy99]

He must go, his people need him

[@floppyjr.6424]

0:27 I love how Joseph is listening to Battle Tendency's theme just to relive his good old days.

[@narutouzumakiiorangeramenn5461]

Joesph: *get’s hit by a car* Me: “Kars is getting his revenge!!”

[@fir-endflames]

UNDERRATED

[@inkbl0X]

End me

[@diamoniel4241]

bruh

[@bgidaddy]

HE BARELY EVER USED HAMON EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BASICLLY THE WHOLE POINT OF SEASON 1

[@unluckycrow3251]

N I C E

[@itsvince7394]

I love how Bloody Stream is playing while Joseph was driving.

[@TemporaryPartTimeTempesta]

Back in my day i had my OWN theme song

[@Angelo_doesstuff]

Lol

[@giga-chad8365]

@@TemporaryPartTimeTempesta lol

[@zeeko1_]

Niggaaaaaa tf

[@vizthex]

oh shit it is

[@AKiwi]

I just noticed that Jotaro didn’t talk at all.

[@Wuuff]

Just like the anime

[@RealDeranged]

Neither did avdol

[@davidhong1934]

Or stop T-posing

[@ddipster9342]

@@davidhong1934 just like the anime

[@thepencil448]

Dio didn’t stop time once

[@JacksonLiang-u9i]

Steps of how to defeat Dio if you don't have a stand. Step 1. Get one UV torchlight. Step 2. Flash it to Dio. Step 3. Dio die. This is how you do it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dunkienugg8792]

Polnareff: alone and unprotected Sudden Diavolo: *Buenos dias baguette boy* Edit: Yes everyone, I know buenos dias is a Spanish hello, not Italian. I just wanted to be funny guy.

[@Paulo-fo4ut]

buon giorno*

[@aabattery4092]

Excuse me good sir, but is that a Baki pfp?

[@HeeHeeDude]

*B u e n o s d i a s m a n d y*

[@enolaebling1537]

1:03 is the boi. Doppio.

[@reapervich4192]

@@HeeHeeDude *I M B E C I L*

[@kennethgh828]

“I thought you died” “I did, you have to let me go..” *ascends to heaven*

[@the05thatasked52]

Kakyoin over heaven

[@j.jota333]

Pucci:¿¡¡¡¿¿HEAVEN??!!!?

[@ModoruKatchi]

ascends to heaven.. Above heaven.. Over.. Heaven.

[@nobled1113]

Pucci: "NO WAIT KAKYOIN-SAMA, TAKE ME WITH YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[@holybear2486]

Hirophant green, OVER HEAVEN

[@thecanman3833]

Avdol got a total screen time of *2.5 seconds* and 0 lines, accurate

[@shmakecorn6667]

Where

[@haza3238]

@@shmakecorn6667 0:14

[@shmakecorn6667]

@@haza3238 oh thanks wtf i didnt even notice

[@sliceofalemon8591]

Sad but true 😔

[@anashira4072]

Yes, I am!!

[@agenericguy1014]

This will forever be my fav Stardust Crusader meme/animation of all time. The animation is so fluid,the jokes are hilarious and I love the little easter eggs like how the scene at 0:43 is parodying the Stardust Crusaders RPG for the Famicom and how Diavolo appearing at 1:16 isn't actually out of the blue as you can see Doppio the scene before(at 1:03).Plus,Polpol being on wheelchair(1:43)after surviving Diavolo's deadly attack,just like in P5. You can tell the amount of fun and love they put into this and I enjoyed every second of it

[@BlankMan5024]

Joseph: Dies Jotaro: *ANGRY T-POSE NOISES*

[@no-ib2kr]

Lamao

[@MrLeery-po2qj]

@@no-ib2kr lamarudo

[@pazmendoza2048]

N I G E R U N D A Y O O O

[@rf.X3]

@@MrLeery-po2qj lawarudo

[@zarzeula1474]

Yes

[@henroid-n3j]

I like how Avdol literally dies 10 seconds in.

[@thegigapug4658]

16 seconds technicnally

[@henroid-n3j]

@@thegigapug4658 I’ll allow it.

[@pvzgamer6029]

Rest In Peace

[@Muzx46]

@@thegigapug4658 Yh I was gonna say

[@Muzx46]

I was gonna say that

[@IBroughtDiv]

"What is this, a Scooby-Doo episode?" has got to be the best line that I heard DIO say.

[@ganigavara7968]

Same

[@SparrowKM_]

T

[@jordandoesntknow]

Kakyoin should’ve responded with YOU BASTARD, SCOOBY DOO IS A GOOD SHOW-

[@Sword_hybrid_dude]

YES YES YES YES... YES!!!

[@JahoSelamaj]

No is lame

[@pancakemix1170]

0:43 That Fire embelm refrence is so damn underrated, caught me completely off guard XD

[@iamtru9507]

"How not to suffer from Araki syndrome" Star platinum: *Ora's interestedly*

[@mooseready6290]

Everybody else: *full lines* Jotaro: “👀” “T”

[@demonwolf5784]

Y E E T 0:50

[@Angel_alanis]

Just like the manga!

[@ricksanchez1327]

captions: *frenchman gets thrown into car*

[@ricksanchez1327]

Also captions: *kars noises*

[@crab-time]

I'm 1000nth like

[@Balota7603]

I love how Avdol got exactly 1 second of screen time.

[@funnyvalentino1987]

Its a 15 seconds

[@Imeak123]

@@funnyvalentino1987 yes

[@markermanbfdi]

and doppio (I think)

[@outlastofficial_5]

What about at the end

[@ray.7447]

Damn thats dark

[@rosky-nha]

Essa foi uma das melhores obras audiovisuais que ja consumi em minha vida inteira, obrigado por proporcionar isso.

[@drchunkymonkey5129]

I didn’t even notice Avdol died immediately

[@ruhl1738]

I know that was the best part 😂

[@ValosRR]

Yes you did

[@drifterduckygaming4646]

*Just like in the anime*

[@sephiroth8483]

Not exactly bruh

[@vodnikvodnikvodnik]

I DIDNT NOTICE THAT AND WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS THE ENTIRE TIME

[@gizemlikisipw1290]

Fans asking for stardust_crusaders.mp4 be like: "Jojo, it's time to gogo"

[@pingun-ww6ev]

Gogo its a new for the family jostar

[@hentaiwatcher441]

Did no one notice Star Platinum reading “How not to suffer from Araki Syndrome...

[@barretthoven]

And so The wait for diamond_is_unbreakable.mp4 begins

[@mattwo7]

AZ: It's been 3000 Years...

[@MYehia-nf1qd]

Barreethoven ah yes we shall actually see jotaro talk

[@enolaebling1537]

@The Stardust Crusader then stone_ocean.mp4

[@tsetita1]

Enola Ebling Then Steel_Ball_Run.mp4

[@Chromaticana]

@@tsetita1 and then we skip to part 9 because jojolion won't have ended yet

[@reapyoursoul1]

The fact that scooby doo didnt exist in the time part 1 happened that means that while dio was waiting he started watching scooby doo

[@danygamer6684]

Jotaro: Anime: does nothing Manga: does nothing OVA: does nothing ASMR: does nothing Video Games: does nothing

[@LuckiSir]

There's Jotaro ASMR?

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@LuckiSir Yes. He uses Star Finger to ring a doorbell.

[@Doctorsex5901]

This video jotaro: T-pose

[@markboyle1843]

Mp4: does nothing

[@JustAUsername13]

It's funny, Jotaro became more of a character when he WASN'T a protagonist judging by Diamond is Unbreakable.

[@FrozenSolid90]

"My sister was killed by a man with two right hands and" "I don't care." *Throw in car*

[@DZX6_]

An-" "I don't care"

[@mintycharmdesu4484]

Polnareff has been yeeted and then skeeted

[@Wyatt.-.]

Lol

[@vibe833]

“JOjO,It’S tiMe TO GoGO”

[@Dragonboy55564]

I love that it's in the style of Fire Emblem recruitment.

[@n3squicc]

Jotaro is just there Like the actual anime and manga

[@dionotdio]

And yet... He always manages to be badass

[@TimonMax]

My like is 666

[@________4012]

@@dionotdio edgy*

[@RpgBlasterRpg]

Jotaro is dead on the inside

[@DaviLucas-wo8uq]

Jotaro is badass making nothing

[@Grace-bp5ls]

Bro thought he could stink in Doppi with out no no one seeing him 😭

[@Nico-711]

Jotaro: *Normally Animated* Joseph: It’s time to go go Jotaro: *Cringes in T-pose*

[@firestar12]

Stardust crusaders characters, summarized: Jotaro: Angsty teen Joseph: Engrish Kakyoin: One move Polnareff: French Avdol: Magician's dead Iggy: Dog DIO: Yells a lot

[@Elitefever]

Magicians dead

[@svinjamaria]

Diavolo: Surprise Handicap

[@conntoons_4848]

The magician’s dead had me laughing and I hate you for that

[@firestar12]

@@conntoons_4848 You are very welcome ;)

[@redwood3036]

@@svinjamaria when u gonna make new videos? :(

[@EmblemAsura]

"Wait, I thought YOU died." "I did. You have to let me go Polnareff."

[@lenndejong]

We all have to let him go

[@noobking8828]

Space Squirrel who Jim?

[@punless4873]

*holy music plays*

[@lecatman1978]

I don’t wanna let go😢

[@EmblemAsura]

@@lecatman1978 Me neither Taco Toast, me neither. But Araki stripped us of best JoBro

[@SophieLee07]

2:15 i like how Star Platinum was reading "how to not suffer from Araki Syndrome" like bro that kill me 😂