JoJo's Very Straight Adventures! Stardust Crusaders, Steel Ball Run Parody

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Stephanos Rex: (Kakyoin, Joeseph, DIO, Vanilla Ice, Gyro, Father)
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Music Arrangements by Pavel Zuk
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[@Gonzossm]

If your Handsome and Super Straight test your friends Hetero levels by sharing this video with them. If there not straight they will be.

[@keynanmartinez]

10/10 Gonzossm!

[@yokingstream1005]

You did it again 🔥

[@fatguygetsmad6954]

They all passed then we all did a shirtless group huge to show off our Manliness

[@shallow1610]

I like you made the world and star platinum gay and the rest straight

[@DejectedSage]

they're JK lol

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

What cracks me up is the The World stand seem to be the straightest character in this video

[@spoQns]

fruity poo poo head

[@dreadblock7592]

Man straight betrayed Dio after he mention he would kill all women.

[@Flex_seal]

What about star platinum

[@dreadblock7592]

@@Flex_seal you tell me after seeing 3:11

[@donchii9538]

5:48

[@KHalil_nXP]

Jotaro always trying to do his homework during his very dangerous trips.

[@pizzagod9033]

I mean he does have a Asian parent so he kinda has to get all A's

[@gabrielcsabela8916]

@@pizzagod9033 yeah just like me i'm asian

[@mr.25xenoxjorjiev26]

@@gabrielcsabela8916 dude... Respect

[@funymanrae3191]

Am I the only one that noticed that jotaro went from part 3 to part 4 and then to retro

[@theinfernoscorcher9977]

and its 2nd grade math

[@dewmdoomie1730]

This is how i actually imagined what Jojo would be before I actually started reading/watching the series.

[@justaperson1779]

It's a good read I promise it looks gay but like every character is straight but flamboyant weird but still good( I do not confirm that there isn't homosexual characters I stopped reading after part 4)

[@nomnom5969]

@@justaperson1779 well dio is bi and there is a gay couple in part 5 but that's really it to my knowledge

[@spookydooky666]

@@justaperson1779 Most of the Jojos are not exclusively straight lol. Gappy and Jonathon are really the only two who are. Araki confirmed Dio is Bi,But we already knew that lmao.

[@user-pi7gk5wl2h]

And you were right.

[@yiotzu]

@@spookydooky666 but isn’t Jotaro straight since he has wife and daughter

[@MrBobytheJJBADude]

WHY WAS DIO RUBBING THE POLE LIKE THAT💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠

[@plaza3825]

YOU KNOW WHY👀👀👀

[@Meeper2.0]

JOTARO IS ONLY 16💀

[@CrocoDylianVT]

cause he gay

[@JotaroKujo_fan]

​@@Meeper2.017*

[@Meeper2.0]

@@JotaroKujo_fan the username is extremely accurate

[@Aguiar-ks9gx]

I love how even the world thinks that DIO is weird

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Cuz the world knows he is weird cuz "the world" hates gays

[@wack-D-Doodle]

And gay

[@crocky1574]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 xd?

[@Reverend_Mohg]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 good one lol

[@ebonybell7188]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 true true

[@nothin9030]

I like how star platinum and the world are homies

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Yeah like they can see each other

[@funymanrae3191]

oh when the world heard no more women he had to kill dio and himself

[@elkingo1793]

Like jotaro Said they are thé same type of stands

[@jellohead1036]

"Homies, not Homos" -Neighborhood Crackhead

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@jellohead1036 the best type of manlyiness

[@randomize7880]

I love how The World is the straightest one out there

[@Itselijahbruh]

@Yumpus Grumpus yep

[@jdmcx2132]

What about iggy??

[@DeathlyAllergic]

Star platinum is the world's therapist

[@zanderhandler129]

@@jdmcx2132 I dont know about iggy's sexuality, but his spine sure aint straight.

[@Kraxons]

So is star platinum

[@be4st3ditsMUSIC]

8:16 “Vanilla Ice’s B I G G E R, B L A C K E R H O L E.”

[@raivispablaks3343]

AYYYYYYOOOO

[@ViktuzKiel]

Oh Sh*#!

[@otavio30]

I love how The World and Star Platinum are the only straight characters

[@beachlesswhale8739]

Don’t forget iggy

[@TehTrollinStone]

Buffass Iggy**

[@neggroid___7215]

@@TehTrollinStone RIP Buff Ass Iggy and Big Black Avdol

[@user-ws5lz6cw1i]

Bro I was reading the comments outloud and said ''niggy'' instead of iggy 😭

[@weianderson5749]

XD

[@dallaspayday2480]

The World knew Jotaro was 17 and he did not want Dio in jail

[@mobydickies8135]

He doesn't like gay stuff

[@gyrog954]

Tw is straight in my book

[@shamoy1993]

The world should have been EDP stand that man going to jail

[@swifttech3602]

What are you talking about, the video is called "JoJo's Very *Straight* Adventures" You silly goose

[@TheShiningKidRoblox]

FACTS

[@MAB3L0]

"No longer will the world oppress me." The World: *oppresses Dio*

[@aedankellogg7568]

And star platinum

[@MAB3L0]

Star Platinum also oppresses Dio.

[@MAB3L0]

Unless that's what you mean

[@acerbitus]

I was literally about to comment this

[@Thaligamathor]

You are big brain, no sarcasm

[@ItalianCat1]

4:05 DIO’s va was having so much fun voice acting

[@SophieLee07]

Fr was

[@WindWalker337]

This man thought that he could just upload these unedited jojo episodes and have us believe he did them

[@Clarkamadorian]

E

[@funymanrae3191]

copyright time bois

[@dopatwo]

man, this is another level!

[@7rip7e7even5]

coming from my mind.

[@baksu7897]

Ayy its dopatwo

[@mrnonameyt]

E

[@quackpot6174]

It’s over heaven.

[@Portz247]

i want a golden wind

[@thefinthechat923]

Fun fact: Dio's body is actually Jonathan's body, so the times Dio was being gay to Jotaro, he was 80% alabamian

[@cocopuffs8646]

NOOOOOO

[@thefinthechat923]

@@cocopuffs8646 yes my coco puffs, this is true

[@jonathanjoestar863]

Welp.

[@thefinthechat923]

@@jonathanjoestar863 And here we can see the best gentleman in the entire universes

[@StarPhargus]

Damn

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

4:34 WHAT THE FRICK YOU'D DO TO MY GRANDPA YOU FRUITY POO POO HEAD?!

[@cheesebox183]

I'm not a fruity poopoo head!You're THE FRUITY POO POO HEAD!

[@axeldude7051]

“Fruity poo poo head” is now my favorite new insult

[@Ex-zv7nb]

Is Nobody going to talk about how Jotaro is doing 2nd grade mathwork, and then called it a *book report?*

[@cvfootballer2006]

Bruh moment

[@danielleballsackguy7374]

its 8 jotaro

[@DiamondHoe]

How about then jotaro turns into part 4 jotaro in the following time stop

[@azure8935]

@@DiamondHoe And his manga colors at 2:17

[@c2HitsButtons]

Yes, that was the joke

[@HyperBeastForte]

“Mudaf*cka...” officially my new favorite quote.

[@hmongpepper3340]

“Ohhh my gawd…”

[@Amethyst1902]

Nah

[@willowofawisp]

Since “muda” translates to useless is he just calling Dio a useless fu*k?

[@Octxel]

imagine jotaro actually somehow taking the stand the world

[@shaun_akroim855]

If he had 2 stands of that power he will never died against pucci

[@JoeLeone117]

That was my Xbox live pfp

[@marshpenny]

ngl that could've actually made the story for part 3 make more sense, cuz to this day i still think the "oh lol i got timestop power too" trope was fucking stupid

[@thebeegboog9998]

Lol foonyy

[@BeyondMulti]

Thats how Star Platinum:The World was made ;)

[@Mr.mar0]

I love how Dio says "the world" fast as possible

[@cooldud2573]

Tbh he doesn't even need to say the world

[@captainshid1342]

this is the most cursed piece of high quality animation I've ever laid my eyes upon

[@OrbInDaFrame]

All of his animations are high quality and cursed

[@IMayBeSlightlyAutism]

Meatcanyon in the corner:

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism We dont speak of his name For you must pay the price for salvation

[@IMayBeSlightlyAutism]

@@OrbInDaFrame take me

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism as you wish To see perfection The price is only 25c

[@ShazamKaktorai]

Dio: "The world will no longer opress me" *Gets physically opressed by The World*

[@watervisuals8727]

Whats fisically mean?

[@J0yceJ0star]

@@watervisuals8727 physically

[@watervisuals8727]

What's opress mean

[@dannyyoroi1955]

Nathan Ganga YES

[@heroofthe4-starmastersword526]

@Nathan Ganga yes

[@silence.9376]

*As a wise man once said :* _"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._

[@Undedproduction]

Oh it's an answer alright, just not a good one. Like "Time".

[@user-ds4yu8ze1c]

if youre brave enough war will never change

[@koatam]

Coward! YEET THE MEAT!!

[@melodica_man0216]

cbt time

[@el_parce_burpy]

Gotta love how The World just freaks out when DIO does something gay He even freaks out when he sees Diego and himself being fruity

[@Kevin54092]

I was dying when I saw the world trying to explain to Star platinum that it was a misunderstanding

[@fero6032]

*Muda of panic*

[@-Said9752-]

Timestamp?

[@darrylferguson3622]

@@-Said9752- 9:55

[@-Said9752-]

@@darrylferguson3622 thanks

[@shionlen646]

Props to these VA's for keeping themselves from laughing 24/7

[@jdanimations3850]

Nah they definitely had like 20+ takes in this video

[@hussnasty]

they definitely had to have some retakes 💀

[@Moldy-Water2]

Just imagine how many takes this took

[@Timothyworetimbs]

⁠@KakashiHatake-to8io didn’t even realize that

[@OniXScorpion]

​@KakashiHatake-to8iobro it just sounded like haha but he was just getting hit

[@obamnaprismus]

The world saying "mudafucker" killed me

[@clawyraptor9029]

5:48

[@owu9227]

smae

[@owu9227]

same

[@comadoof184]

It did as well

[@TheLoudOneX]

Lol

[@SifOfTheAbyss890]

7:26 that just hits different now...

[@Dio-Brando-1889]

What do you mean?

[@affytapple5309]

@@Dio-Brando-1889Toriyama passed away.

[@RawazFHK]

JoJo being straight? Impossible!

[@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44]

Ma- Masaka!

[@trashcon6878]

Oh hey its u

[@excitedcat9517]

BBBRRRAAAAKANA!!!! JOJO IS THE STRAIGHTEST ANIME IN THE WOORRRLLLDDDDD!!!!!

[@snailspeedster6556]

jojo is straight up gay

[@ok-si4lb]

burger king

[@Water_156]

Joseph is pronouncing half of his words in a Japanese accent while speaking English What a legend

[@Valkriel]

@Sebastian Magallanes Lmao

[@Cptn.Viridian]

I just love the bromance between star platinum and the world that is going on the whole time.

[@NexusSamurai]

same

[@andcora]

its like SP is constantly trying to calm down TW (who is so pissed of his own master being so fucking gay)

[@andcora]

btw jotaro must be suffering from daddy issues

[@freedom4125]

@@andcora his dad is gone :/

[@SMENS_FK]

@@freedom4125 "how could i ruin your life i wasnt even there"

[@AntiZubat]

1:55 here jotaro has his part 4 coloring which is cool detail that hints he survives to the next part! Foreshadowing!

[@mastergamerex3418]

This was the straighest yet most accurate depiction of Jojo I have EVER seen.

[@itsatentaquil3152]

Straighest*

[@XeonDoesstuff]

Straightest*

[@herohunter64]

Straightest*

[@malachipenalver8436]

Yes

[@dummy-n7m]

_true_

[@Aspensauce64]

“If I don’t get a good grade on my book report, dad will never come home from the cigarette store” Bruh this is low-key sad

[@TrapShops6969]

overused tho.

[@dozobi1510]

@@TrapShops6969 But a real thing that happens to a lot of people.

[@DB-cn6rw]

Well, if it makes you feel better, Jotaro's dad is on a Saxophone world tour rather than a cigarette store

[@yozzzeh]

No therapist in this world can ever help me recover from this interpretation of Iggy

[@wh0kn0ws24]

*Buff Ass Iggy

[@theredtears5377]

@@wh0kn0ws24 please don't remind us

[@andrewbergamann7982]

Well shit...

[@YellowFellow-q2q]

5:43 killed me😂

[@TartaOxT]

☠️☠️☠️

[@haif.wanjle.rreturn9169]

Mudafak🤨

[@sukunaryomen794]

The music in the background literally got bass boosted when he said that

[@yourflyisopen]

Star Platinum is basically the buff therapist who's literally done with everything.

[@thatguy1366]

He has heard and seen some things that a gallon of bleach cant even clean.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Never heard of a buff therapist... Actually I don't wanna know. --If it a women then mayb--

[@dominiquedorn6962]

0:35 what the heck

[@KadenFinity]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 woman*

[@mowazalvi8531]

this honestly made more sense than when Jotaro learns to stop time

[@deep_7320]

Although it doesnt...

[@brandonfleming7118]

I always just kind of thought Jotaro learned to stop time from DIO just by watching how he did it. Jotaro didn't even know he HAD the ability until he saw The World so it makes sense he never tried to do it until he saw DIO do it and it worked.

[@deep_7320]

@@brandonfleming7118 yeah he always had it, and its shown through the show

[@flyinggeneral]

Though that would be cool if he got two stands.

[@theinspeakibleghost8175]

I like the joke, somewhat, but also despise it because it can be explained why the joke itself doesn't make sense so easily.

[@joinme5560]

"If I don't get a good grade on my book report dad will never come back from the cigarette store" Holy shit that's depressing

[@thebrowne4990]

I don't think that will persuade Goku to go visit Jotaro because if Chi Chi found out Goku had a secret child he would be in deep trouble

[@SemenSlurry]

My mom use to tell me that only if I got good grades then dad would come back..........

[@matejsuchan5733]

yA like jazz?

[@kidnamedvergil4402]

5:15 I literally cried from laughter at this scene🤣

[@Beanz-og3tm]

9:48 I just love how The World try’s to explain to Star Platinum that’s it’s not him

[@comrade2826]

"THATS NOT ME BRO, THE UNIVERSE WAS RESET AND STUFF ITS NOT ME"

[@-Iucas]

lol

[@SWAGGER_21]

@@comrade2826 Pucci: *Yes.*

[@vitoremanuel2457]

@@SWAGGER_21 the universe was not reset this is only a other universe

[@Neco_Arc_Fuc_U]

"Mmmuda muda muda! Uh muda muda muda muda"

[@JanitorAnimations]

“Now, for the monologue that lets you get away” *literally every Jojo fight in a nutshell*

[@plate_of_cookies2988]

Literally got to this comment as he said that lol

[@cianalabantot6968]

Literally doppio vs risotto fight

[@Shanothian]

Every anime in general.

[@ammaraldabbagh3401]

It’s cuz in manga, the author can just right as much text without thinking about how much time it’d need to be spoken.

[@hyphenq]

Just like Father

[@jotarokujo7477]

*“vanilla ice, who had the very strange and peculiar ability to eat his own ass”* 💀

[@grandgojira5485]

*"AND TURN INTO A BLACK HOLE!"*

[@-Flip_reset-]

​@@grandgojira5485The blackest of holes

[@the_Kuwaii_Killer]

@@grandgojira5485A BIGGER BLACKER HOLE

[@SKYFROSTISCOOL]

A black.hole

[@duskdweeb1368]

Abdul gets eaten by Vanilla Ice's bigger blacker hole!

[@Nobody-p7u]

Deaf:💀💀 Blind:💀💀 Deaf and blind :😎👍👍👍

[@abandonaccount8582]

I don't even want to imagine what pucci looks like.

[@kanseidorifto2430]

A catholic priest lmao

[@edithlaurio8521]

@@kanseidorifto2430 * a gay priest

[@AMBATUKAM7]

@@edithlaurio8521 he already is a gay priest

[@Darkalms]

@@AMBATUKAM7 a gayer priest

[@S1llycat-r8i]

He's gonna look like squidward with handsome face meme

[@GerardoRecalde]

All are laughs but then, you realize Jotaro is 17.

[@0LD0DDY]

@Murtrail Sanders 122*

[@copyoflordshaggy1987]

Age in japan is 13

[@yazurai4667]

@Murtrail Sanders mans said 21

[@angrybirdandmarioplushrole5274]

And by law dio and jotaro are really related so pretty sus

[@Rayge-a-tron]

@@yazurai4667 LMAO

[@Iuvuu]

I imagine this is how every non JJBA fan thinks what JJBA is

[@JustASmileDude]

true jojo get's hate becuse it's "not straight"

[@romapupsik9624]

Yeah i still love the anime

[@ptbro3334]

It is pretty accurate

[@tiredduck5551]

I finished it. I see no inaccuracies with this parody.

[@Matimoza]

they’re not wrong

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

Your art style is seriously world class. It’s beautiful and thank you for sharing.

[@downbadvegeta3765]

Gonzossm: *uploads adult content* KZbin: *yeah sure let’s put this on the category for kids*

[@hecofemonetization6270]

It's fine cuz it's gay. (Joke)

[@swaggod0767]

FACTS

[@fordfiesta4599]

What do you mean its cartoons. It supposed to be for kids. 😂

[@ebonyrowe3]

Actually he can choose if it's kid friendly

[@timezone6094]

KZbin thinks if it's a cartoon then it's automatically targeted for kids

[@midlykhaizen1426]

I love how Za Warudo is questioning his design in part 7

[@mrtaxcollector9552]

I can see why, they made his forehead as steep as a mountain

[@adriancastaneda1693]

Part 7 The World looks really weird. Like, it just doesn't fit at all.

[@midlykhaizen1426]

@@adriancastaneda1693 that's the animation design the actual one doesn't look far off from the normal the it's just tw but all yellow-ish with a pinch of orange colour and a little bit skinny

[@adriancastaneda1693]

@@midlykhaizen1426 I was talking about the manga design. It just doesn't fit. Mostly because we are used to seeing a buffed TW.

[@midlykhaizen1426]

@@adriancastaneda1693 same I was talking about it too but times change as the creator said if JoJo was in the same art style as before we would see something like buff Johnny or buff josuke part 8

[@isaacintriago8431]

"The Joestars used the family technique to run away" *Jumps out of a window*

[@samalehmeraneh8819]

new special joestar secret technic

[@hella_devious2137]

What did little jimmy rub on jotaro!?

[@karl-heinz5924]

@@hella_devious2137 why am i even even saying this?.. ah forget it S U S

[@hella_devious2137]

@@karl-heinz5924 a bit S U S S Y

[@rip_bruh6724]

i love how star platinum is just like you good bro 4:16

[@Unclaimed_Username]

I like that The World is in a perpetual state of "No Homo" and since Star Platinum is the same type, he is too. That little conspiratorial nod when The World punched Jotaro away was some good shit.

[@tvgaming2132]

@Yumpus Grumpus crazy diamond and the hand gets taught how to become homophobic

[@hisokagamez81]

But if Star Platinum is in a perpetual state of No Homo why didn't it leave Jotaro too?

[@hisokagamez81]

@Yumpus Grumpus I understand

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

The World is Chinese confirmed.

[@rekkosu2058]

so it's the same type of stand like star platinum...

[@nekotheuwucatangleprincess6121]

Note: Jotaro is 17 years old and Dio is 120

[@MyNameIsHeh]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[@meltedcheese1091]

16 is the age of consent in UK and it’s even lower in Japan

[@MyNameIsHeh]

@@meltedcheese1091 they are in egypt i think..... And the age of consent is 18+

[@nekotheuwucatangleprincess6121]

@@meltedcheese1091 in japan its 13

[@meltedcheese1091]

@@MyNameIsHeh good point

[@thadso]

It scares me how accurate the story went to for part 3 jojo

[@UltimateGamer6000isepic]

"BIG BLACK AVDOL" that got me crying 8:04

[@TopHatMcFenbury]

I can't kiss you on the lips without getting closer.

[@Gonzossm]

Proud of you son, you did a great job portraying Jotaro in the most accurate- authentic- straightest portrayal anyone's ever seen

[@PerseusR51]

Lmao

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Hey your daddy is here aren't gonna give him a KISS

[@connor8572]

@@Gonzossm I like chicken nuggets

[@funymanrae3191]

Ah yes time to send turtle through 30 miles of pain again

[@apple10234]

“Mom, can we watch Jojo videos?” “Son, we already have Jojo videos.” *JOJO videos at home:*

[@ineedabreak6063]

Jojo at home is better

[@MayanPudding]

lmao i've seen the real thing, there's almost no difference.

[@kadei7117]

Still JoJo if diavolo dies tho

[@OstrichEmu]

"*Joe-Joes's Peculiar Escapade*"

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

8:59 *”AND SO VANILLA ICE WITH HIS FANTASTICAL POWERS, THEN DECIDED TOO...* Beat the fuckin shit of iggy.”

[@quitkid8727]

Had me rolling 🤣

[@thatmetalgearrisingfan8195]

And then I got a ad about dogs

[@X_ASuccessor]

Yeah apparently he didnt want to give him a quick death because he was so pissed with him so he decided to kick him to death xd

[@big_cheese6125]

I will always remember this video throughout my whole life it never gets old.

[@remyduong6374]

*” WHAT THE FREAK DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDPA YOU FRUITY POOPOO HEAD”* -Most Heroic Speech Ever

[@SpringDavid]

*" I'M NOT THE FRUITY POOPOO HEAD, YOU ARE "* -Most Villanous Speech Ever

[@owu9227]

hm

[@craft_legends6588]

Star platinum is so understandable, and understanding. He would give up his life for jotaro, and understands his traumas from his dad, and he is also completely straight

[@jamice4u]

What about the trumas little Jimmy gave him during Summer camp.

[@BoneChill8902]

@@jamice4u there are some obstacles, not even star platinum can overcome

[@thetrollkid3990]

Didn't star star Platinum became alive while jotaro was in prison?

[@henrique2456]

wait if star platinum gave his life for jotaro wouldnt jotaro also die

[@craft_legends6588]

@@henrique2456 well if you think the Jonathan reincarnated theory, then he already did. For the joestar bloodline.

[@Moldy-Water2]

5:49 caught me off guard "Muda Fucka" 😂😂😂

[@Dispencerhere]

Look at dio's badly animated hand lol

[@FaredRukono]

[@rickmartinez3268]

​@@FaredRukonosuper funnier 😂

[@henriquebernardo5910]

😂😂😂

[@Mahduesah]

At least we know he’s cultured 🤷

[@rainacosta8882]

9:56 The World: "This is NOT what you're thinking!" *Looks at paused TV screen.* "I swear this is just the past!" Star Platinum: *S h o c k e d.*

[@sarvukruv2137]

I do love how The World and Star Platinum both look very uncomfortable about this whole ordeal.

[@yoinkerman8524]

"Ayy yo pretty gay" "Yea ikr"

[@doriftos]

Dio : I will enslave humanity The world : *Yes Yes Yes* Dio : Then I will kill all women The world : *No No No*

[@Doktor2108]

Jotaro: not to fuck a singel women. The world: yes yes yes

[@Henkokus]

@@Doktor2108 But he don't wanna kill them, so...

[@fredrf7879]

*K I L L A L L W O M E N* the world : muda fuck

[@dandcc9192]

wait, that was a jojo reference

[@bluedude5325]

What’s funny is that it still feels like a casual Jojo episode

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Maybe if Jojo part 3 was actually part 8, it would.

[@WaterEnjoyer79]

Part 8 was really weird

[@studioghibl]

the steel ball run part shouldve been longer ✊

[@ibroplatin4915]

*"Muda-Fucka"*

[@broudogg]

@Akira -san yes.

[@Kill_peter]

Am back and this time am dinosaur

[@lancetheking7524]

5:48

[@wadey3098]

Muda muda muda fucka

[@KaydaDragonborn]

the world said nope not today

[@pacothedog4605]

I love how the Straightest thing here is the street that they’re on

[@theavocadoscientist7979]

@SQuinGedSUB and *buff ass Iggy*

[@burningsoul4907]

@SQuinGedSUB so it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum

[@Pdudi]

The voice actor of Dio is so talented

[@Alu_kardd]

Same with gyro

[@tarantulathree-one8013]

@@Alu_kardd Go! Go! Zeppelli.

[@DimasDamar-xp3xh]

He's predicted creator of dragon Ball z has passed away

[@Sakurball]

Is that really a prediction though? Everyone dies eventually after all.

[@davethebaron]

2:56 Lady Dimitrescu fans in a nutshell

[@albinopea7433]

your not wrong

[@hisyam1664]

unpopular opinion : i think shes not hot

[@rebelstormer643]

@@hisyam1664 honestly same

[@Bongbongo]

@@hisyam1664 ME TOO

[@jeanpierrepolnareff5701]

@1Yan00 nobody cares.

[@deyndel]

I'm a fan of JJBA, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[@Iforgor1091]

ikr

[@tyronejon-quay-veusjuniort1592]

Not accurate

[@magicmcmagic]

@@tyronejon-quay-veusjuniort1592 yes it is... I promise

[@tyronejon-quay-veusjuniort1592]

@@magicmcmagic Bro no it’s not , You guys are fake “fans”.

[@Pukeprincess]

It’s mainly Joseph.

[@Robin-xw8eg]

How did the guy voicing jotaro not die of laughter at 7:20 lmfao “Avdol..and BUFF ass iggy 😩😭”

[@Hanni93472]

I swear you hear him holding back the laughter

[@giornogiovanna777]

Yo he got Hellas bitches

[@bigpoggers6507]

That's probably why they made him crying, so it was easier to say the line without sounds weird.

[@jotarokujo3623]

2:18 I like that reference to the original manga

[@Cyeoable]

Love how they used Joseph's 'Engrish' even though its dubbed😂

[@bfont]

HORRRY SHHIIAATTTTTTTT

[@enanundefeated7816]

so "The World" stand was the most straight character in JoJo after all

[@OGPepsiman]

The World is the best JoBro

[@fourze6113]

Indeed

[@purejoy7077]

And SP

[@FestusTheKilljoy]

"My name's A-JULIUS CAESAR ZEPPELI, but y'all can call me Gyro."

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Big steel ball run

[@patrickbasedman5255]

His voice was enough to make me straight again after watching this blessed video

[@FreshKiddsTV]

someone really spent time animating this

[@geronimovazquez3192]

Technically 7:40 is the start 0:00 is the Dio fight 9:15 is part 7

[@stroheimd4c906]

ZIO HOEHIZA ZIPELLIOU

[@giygasthedevilalien5995]

4:40_9:15 GAY POWER

[@alanshifted7212]

9:05 proceeds to beat the s### out of iggy

[@sinfulshin8912]

I like how The World and Star Platinum have made a secret pact to keep their straightness

[@soupguy7754]

4:08 gotta love how star platinum is conforting the world about his stand user

[@Glowtice]

1:54 the detail to put his part 4 outfit in stopped time is goated

[@jotarokujo7477]

As a jojos fan, this is 100% accurate, and as you can tell, they are also 100% straight

[@Ilane06_off]

This is the most straightess thing I've never seen in my either life

[@theone-tg4ey]

Of course

[@guytakaki5998]

yep... Totaly... Me: Omg its Jotaro~San. ZA WADUDO

[@Chrisswebber]

"normal" JoJo fan :

[@thepotato898]

O no

[@matthewcole395]

I love how Star Platinum and The World just have this mutual understanding, almost like friends. The World teleports away, SP doesn't even try and toss a punch. "Sure, bro, catch you in five."

[@bensoncheung2801]

42 likes

[@melmMCR]

At that moment he was my only comfort

[@matthewcole395]

@@melmMCR Two bros, in it together.

[@lordzo7758]

Jotaro saying that his dad will never go back from cigarette store if he don't finish his math homework is...kinda true and sad bruh...

[@LucarioFan999]

Based

[@Kira-FT]

grimace: dio wont stand a chance on me if he drank my special drink

[@Aidanchng5555]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@intoxicanyx4687]

9:19 when the blood test say your .5% Italian

[@BruhDot]

Relatable as hell.

[@ThatUnnamedLegionSolder]

You.. become gyro?

[@thelonelystankmuncher8879]

@@ThatUnnamedLegionSolder Damn straight

[@its_Criminal1]

Yes

[@Some_Shmuck]

God knows what the interaction between Dio and Erina was like in THIS JoJo universe

[@5H1N13]

Erina instantly died

[@adamfirdaus5194]

Yeah since dio hate girls

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Wait if goku is jotaros dad in this universe what was Joseph's and His conversation when they met

[@sadaokujo4439]

confusion your next line is- wait where is dad is he off he dipped? HOLLLLY SHIIIY

[@sam_sung_a_song146]

In this universe Erina kissed Dio. That’s why he hates women.

[@shinyDancingoblin]

For someone who watches dub, dios voice is so accurate.

[@mettapeachhead2076]

Yes his dub voice sounds like him

[@KPbb2306]

It was on point

[@dragonclawzero1388]

The dub voice actor is the same a scorpion from mk x

[@maleton2653]

Its not as similar but there are some similarities to Dios dub va

[@senakuma9985]

Me: 1min in the video Also me: wait..... This is very gay

[@SimplyTheRedMelon]

we just gonna ignore that kakyoin was 17 and licking at 200yr old vampire out...

[@thebrowne4990]

The scary part about this is that Dio's body is the body of Jotaro and Joseph's ancestor, Jonathan must be suffering right now. At least Dio dies so the pain lessened at least.

[@miike6245]

jonathan's brain isnt attached to his body so he cant feel it

[@thebrowne4990]

@@miike6245 Mentally he is suffering mentally

[@anettelaaksonen9846]

Oma oma oma oma

[@ArustwatDaGoat]

for a guy who likes JoJo and not gay, this is what it feels like to watch JoJo for the first time

[@TheShrewdMonarch]

YES

[@ssgssgogeta941]

HAHAH

[@Virusdm-qo1vp]

Honestly

[@coltonharbuck9567]

thats what i used to think too then i just found out im bi

[@ironsh4rk]

actually, Yes it is

[@saulgoodman6589]

1:54 DIO stopped time so hard Jotaro got launched all the way to Diamond Is Unbreakable

[@furiousfurry]

If its paused it's in black and white

[@donchii9538]

I dont think it has to do with part 4 because the colors of josephs clothes changed too

[@DioBrando-tf7gv]

What I thought too

[@DioBrando-tf7gv]

@@furiousfurry hi older me

[@furiousfurry]

@@DioBrando-tf7gv hi younger me

[@Youknowhatamgay]

7:28 wait goku is jotaro dad?

[@NamelessWither]

Dragon ball was the father of anime

[@Allout34]

1:52 I like how soft the time stop effect is

[@zecplays5892]

100 likes no replies lemme change that

[@Rohan_sama.]

cool one comment every 100 like

[@shikanokonokokoshtantan]

Lol yeah the other time stops sounded normal but this one was like "do I really have to..fine >:("

[@whitespace226]

A

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

Lol

[@weatyzzz4389]

I like how jotaro calls his math assignment a book report

[@xxz3roxx714]

The world when he heard dio wanting to kill woman “ mudafuka”

[@bidokbidokiusztrzecia.k.ag8010]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-Fucka

[@hefty5356]

The top he disrespects women but the bottom it respects women

[@randomguy2153]

Yeah we watched the video too

[@demonwolf5784]

Can someone fetch me a 50.AE Deagle? RIGHT now?

[@diobrandolavictimedemeg4329]

😎 kono dio da