genshin but without the impact

3 minutes genshin core
#genshinimpact #genshinfunny #genshinmemes #funny

[@oniplus4545]

"I left sumeru but I also stayed in sumeru" bro using VPN in real life

[@krystalwhispers]

that moment would be the best sponsor ad transition ever

[@farhanrejwan]

"this archon quest was sponsored by nord VPN"

[@CherryBobosa-hz3ns]

​@@farhanrejwanLMAO🦴🦴🦴

[@S10nTh3Gr8]

AND TODAYs SPONSOR

[@krystalwhispers]

@@S10nTh3Gr8 LMAOOO

[@bellyrub9191]

HE'S ALLERGIC TO BEANS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

[@triggeredavdol3371]

To get that much emotion out of the VA, mihoyo killed his mother in front of him. Dedication is crazy

[@W3Bust3v3rything]

Timestamp?

[@Spookiespaghetti]

​0:48 ‼️‼️‼️

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

Nothing like hearing someone scream the word "BEANS".

[@Froggycolouring]

If you click the timestamp really fast it sounds like he has hiccups lmao

[@nonexistentaspen]

"I left sumeru, but I also stayed in Sumeru." 😭😭

[@AnAnimeFreak_MirrorMaiden]

💀

[@justabrokezombie6252]

*Schrodinger's Dottore*

[@winnd4831]

that's the one for me too lmao

[@Anna-ll3qx]

Dude put one leg in and one out of Sumeru.

[@KaixIvy]

Sumeru archon quest has to be the most confusing one imo

[@meteorshower71]

''His laugh not mine''😊 1:38

[@ermackhan264]

😂😂

[@MED48L]

wasn't really funny

[@xXxXOwOXxXx]

@@MED48L I liked it :P

[@MorganRyo]

@@MED48Lhow insightful, talk more about how things that others find funny fail to make specifically YOU laugh

[@MED48L]

@@MorganRyo Sure anything else i need to informed of now?

[@Kyungo_]

"I left Sumeru, but i also stayed at sumeru." "Today's archon quest was sponsored by nord vpn"

[@Facolars]

underrated

[@SyazHikari_Mlbb]

Why do I hear Dottore's voice on that second line? 😂

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

This is so funny

[@WhosThatPokeMonnnn]

2:03 a bro just knows!!!🤸‍♂️👯‍♂️

[@Pandamaxx]

Bro's just know!

[@sapato37]

WHAT MISSION IS THAT I NEED TO KNOW OR IS IT AN EVENT 😭😭

[@HeckThor.]

​@@sapato37It was a a cooking event in Liyue where you cook for different group of characters everyday. No way to play it anymore though.

[@sayounsang]

He’s so excited 😭😭😭

[@1XxLilliexX1]

699 likes.. 🙏😔

[@axi6357]

The way Gorou ran💀

[@Florin20D]

Gorou runs for his life everytime he sees or hears Yae Miko😂

[@Hawkborat]

That man is the general of an army. But when he sees a pink fox lady, he has to run for his life.

[@Brynhildr]

Running from genderbend

[@CYNOSWIFE7549]

he skedaddled

[@Notrealartist101]

HES ALLERGIC TO BEANS 😭😭😭 so long suckers 😂😂😂 Killed me

[@koryo1204]

I just imagine the voice actor having to shout HES ALLERGIC TO BEANS and not laugh

[@anajuliamachado89]

1:51 its supose to be dramatic but "uhum how touching" got me dead 🇬🇧👸🇬🇧👸🇬🇧

[@ZainabKhurrum-gx4hk]

I thought he said "no touching" 💀

[@Furina_01037]

LMAO THE EMOJUS YOU USED🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

[@McVenti_kiarii]

LMAOOO

[@Lilac_loves_genshin]

THE EMOJIS

[@Ventea_Barsibatos]

LMAO IKR I LITERALLY WENT 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@Selvariabell]

0:22 Paimon: I'm sorry, but Navia doesn't have any recollection of her mother. Why? Oh, cause she's dead!

[@Nero_PR]

That Paimon line was so unnecessary, even if it was to give context to people who might have forgotten about Navia's mother.

[@Selvariabell]

@Nero_PR it does vibe with the bridge of "Look what you made me do" though.

[@casuals.3.19]

Dude genshin though sometimes the story is good just like tells everything right in front of your face instead of allowing the reader to use context clues to make the story more better

[@beingbored7617]

​@@Nero_PRTbh I find it hilarious

[@nolifeking9441]

@@beingbored7617 nah she's asshole plain and simple

[@tapiokatii]

"i lEfT sUmErU bUt I aLsO StAyED iN sUmErU" got me ded💀💀

[@biterofbronyas]

"To survive hardship, you must prepare for hardship"

[@L16htW4rr10r]

In context, it makes sense. But its still funny as hell x,D

[@oniplus4545]

going incognito online be like

[@Blackoutdmc]

"Did you really think I would die, just because you killed me?"

[@Nightener-fh5zb]

kingdom hearts ahhh dialogue

[@alter425]

2:58 no dialogue required 😂

[@Meada0]

just everyone screaming and raving at their screens 🤣

[@SniperSnake50BMG]

Didn't get it. Mind to explain

[@miyasmura]

@@SniperSnake50BMGi guess cause shes wearing sandals on socks and her feet are in water

[@solarprogeny6736]

​@@SniperSnake50BMGher socks are in the water

[@blipster0074]

@@SniperSnake50BMG so have you ever worn soggy socks

[@latias6745]

This really impacted my genshin

[@DemoTheGreat]

Bruh Lyney got tranquilized and Wrio's over here like "hm, how touching" 😭

[@HappyXID]

Never thought I'd find a Magolor pfp on a genshin video, hello! :>

[@sylvarblahk2652]

I literally have a megalor plushy sitting in my room right now.

[@DemoTheGreat]

@@sylvarblahk2652 Lucky 😭I only have a lil mago keychain that I somehow lost the chain to :,) it cost like 3000-something yen at the mall here and I don't even wanna know what the full size ones cost

[@DemoTheGreat]

@@HappyXID I see you are a fellow person of culture, hello, hello!! People are usually so surprised to see me out and about with a Magolor pfp lol Like I'll comment on a Murder Drones, Splatoon, or Genshin video and there's almost always someone like "woah, mago pfp??" and it's just so funny shjskhb

[@HappyXID]

@@DemoTheGreat well, it's true! Out of the vast sea of pfp I just happened to see one of my favorite kirby characters

[@palkaelki]

that itto say-what-i-mean, mean-what-i-say take made my jaw drop ngl 💀

[@solarprogeny6736]

he's the best VA on this game no bracket needed

[@Getgo_Hard]

Itto knows how to rap XD

[@palkaelki]

@@Getgo_Hard and apparently he knows how to sing too 🥲

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@palkaelki He can also beatbox. lol A triple threat!

[@Saihyung_95]

"My, my who have we here?" *Gorou left the game* 😂😭

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Legend says he's still in hiding to this day.

[@ms.pirate]

Can someone reenact it with a discord call

[@Loomine.]

A BRO JUST KNOWS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@farhanrejwan]

cause a bro don't suppose!

[@ScarasNo.1Fan]

CUZ BRO’S JUST KNOWS!!

[@maingrader4434]

1:17 dainslief got his priorities straight

[@PredetorX]

When was this?

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

​@@PredetorX beginning of the caribert quest I think

[@PredetorX]

@@TheSilverHermitMage caribert?

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

@@PredetorX yes, it's one if the 2 interlude quests between the sumeru archon quests and the Fontaine archon quest

[@OriginsOrange]

@@TheSilverHermitMage No, I’m pretty sure this is the first time you meet him which is an earlier quest. I forgot which regions it takes place between

[@sqi_googie]

"Oh my god, I can't believe my eyes" 🤖

[@dante_loves_plzza]

Isn't 😐 better?

[@bugattiflag658]

Did y’all get that meme cuz I don’t get what’s funny 💀

[@svvordss]

@@bugattiflag658its because of how flatline he sounds 😭😭

[@cyb3r_lovee]

0:18 guess who was held at gunpoint 😻

[@mademoiselle.shellie.]

“So long suckers”-wanderer 1:06 This video made me laugh so much 😭

[@daifuku_mochi]

Ikr

[@NadjaApplefieldVIDS]

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kyuri_gachz]

And he came back and turned blue

[@Emma_2Banks]

Boss: Why weren’t you at work today? Me: I left my house, but I also stayed in my house

[@hallodragon7280]

“take me if you want… but let them go…” “Mhm, how touching” Lmfao

[@viceroycat6376]

2:18 "loli creature, know your place" - Everlasting Lord of Arcane Wisdom

[@karanpartap4263]

nahida : 😑

[@Kyuri_gachz]

LMAOO

[@EJaDav]

1:06 Scara looked like he really wanted to say something worse but remembered he the games rating. Also Max fucking carries the entire game istg.

[@_-Aneditor-Cherri_-]

“I left Sumeru! but I also StAyEd IN sUmERu!” ☝️🤓

[@BEASTXDGAMER]

"I'm first and foremost a scholar." 🤓✋

[@farhanrejwan]

perfect time for ad transition : "this archon quest was sponsored by nord vpn"

[@BEASTXDGAMER]

@farhanrejwan do you want to access Snezhnaya's totally legal websites while staying in Sumeru? Did you try to experiment on children, but the Mahamatra are always on your tail? Well, worry no more. With NORD V.P.N, you can now sell kidneys, buy synth, and get your very own Giant Ruin Guard while staying in the comforts of your lab.

[@Notrealartist101]

Not the dook douk 💀💀

[@sehrish1837]

0:48 HE'S ALLERGIC TO BEANS

[@kengsgamingchannel4585]

What’s wrong? Can’t Arataki Itto drink soy products?

[@Firefall_playz5809]

When I saw Ayaka's socks in the water I screamed and my parents came into my room

[@dan.tansuk]

0:17 i'm convinced he really can't believe his eyes

[@ChocolateLovesFood]

“U want use my hat as an umbrella hmph the audacity to even make that request” He never said no :)

[@AvaJ.Collection]

Paimon doesn't give a flying flip on what she says

[@oi_bruv]

How was your mom? Oh wait I forgot that your mom died Painfully in Childbirth and you have No Memories of her whatsoever

[@iforgetiamacat8348]

Yea, sometimes (most of the time) I want to kick Paimon as far as I can, like fkin ⚽.

[@justasithholocron6707]

Hanxue: Do you think you understand the lord of geo more than me? Zhongli: YES.

[@Meada0]

i love Mika's letter reading hahaha -- was def how he became precious to me xD

[@Random_Personlalala]

1:49 got me dying 💀💀

[@Notrealartist101]

😂lol the way zhoungli(i probably wrote his name wrong) stares at the random ahh man that thinks that he know the geo archon

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Zhongli*

[@McZhongli_0]

Its Zhongli, :)

[@kaceyahsey]

​@@McZhongli_0the 3rd time i saw you zhongli is traveling with mr worldwide childe i see

[@McZhongli_0]

@@kaceyahsey yes, of course

[@twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5]

No, guys, it's zhōnglí.

[@nonstoppe9]

Poor Navia took those hits and stood there calmly.

[@weedsoldier.]

"See ya suckers" sounds more scaramouche than scaramouche sounds scaramouche

[@fknsparkleslut]

maaaaan not including chiori's "ugh ew. now enough of that-" is a crime lmao

[@solarprogeny6736]

bold of you to think anyone other than you played the most dead patch hoyo has ever put out

[@fknsparkleslut]

@@solarprogeny6736 lmfao i click through all dialog other than archon quests, i only saw it in youtube clips later

[@VeraExora]

​@solarprogeny6736 I mean, I also played during that dead patch if that's what you're asking

[@th0r0shvener52]

Turns out that's only in the EN dub. But then again many of these probably are

[@oi_bruv]

@@solarprogeny6736 3.7 was it? That one was morer deader

[@JohnHughesTR]

I LEFT SUMERU BUT I ALSO STAYED IN SUMERU 🗿

[@farhanrejwan]

vpn time!

[@Zurich166]

0:18 Oh my god! I can't believe my eyes! 😐

[@ununun9995]

2:11 sounds like somethg Xehanort would say

[@yozora6636]

Young xehanort ahh moment

[@koriie792]

0:31 Paimon is mentally ill because I swear "Oh yeah.. Paimon forgot you mentioned your mother passed away at childbirth" I swear Navia has every right to eat Paimon and start a villain arc

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Should have let Xiangling eat Paimon in the early game, tbh. lol Paimon is so damn rude.

[@MJD_Ishimura]

00:47 Okay that "HE'S ALLERGIC TO BEANS!" really got me , not a nose exhale, but genuinely laughing out loud

[@Failedelivery]

NOT GOROU RUNNING AWAY😭 2:29

[@ILUVRUBBER_DUCKS]

Genshin impact but without the Genshin

[@schwerenevonyildi1315]

It's just a compilation of all fighting cutscenes then.

[@EchoInTheKettle]

"bOw...... ....... ....... ....... ....... bEfOrE mE WoRm!"

[@faithgracedivine]

0:25 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AETHER 😭

[@Erin_melody]

Aether rlly said "Don't make me cook you for dinner. "

[@wiytchery]

2:34 Gorou: It seems we’re here early. Yae Miko: My, my, who have we here? Gorou: Nope, f**k this.

[@loganselner9993]

Ah haha.... Haha - Mika 2024💀

[@another-niko-pfp-holder]

"HE'S ALLERGIC TO BEANS" had me cracking up lmao

[@ScarasNo.1Fan]

1:23 ya’ll, drink matters more than anything else. I side with him.

[@halleystar2074]

2:01 Which quest is that?? I haven't seen it before

[@12-e]

it was a recent event, either from 4.4 or 4.5 im not sure

[@kiruqo]

4.4 i think

[@TechTalk0069]

4.4 event a friend from afar

[@knightmoonbeam785]

0:37 What about the 1 with Venti in Inazuma? I don't remember that 1

[@alwesley6551]

​@@knightmoonbeam785last year inazuma iridescent story event. I only remember part of it

[@Ikcatcher]

This is most certainly the Genshin of Impact

[@zSTALKn]

FOUND YOU AGAIN

[@butterwishes]

This truly was our jujutsu impact

[@m.ridzwan99-26]

This good compilation

[@Lyney403]

not lyney having an entire panic attack because his siblings are missing and then here comes “MHM HOW TOUCHING”

[@Klioxsi]

Bruh the kaeya part is so funny😂

[@itsceskys]

Now i get it why ppl hated mika💀

[@Furina50]

2:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[@Kaoriiii46]

i cant with wriothesley saying "mhm how touching" i cant help but laugh cuz why is it so funny

[@rotmistrzjanm8776]

Neuvillette voice about Visions II is also fitting bc he is roasting archons xD

[@kanakrandheer]

fr tho that one event with mondstadt ppl coming to inazuma for the ritou festival thing was like one of the best events ever

[@trifano1577]

"I'm still waiting for my drink" HAHAHAHAHA That's the best

[@Jroseieee]

“Oh my god I can’t believe my eyes” 😭😭

[@yuzu_yuzu7328]

Traveler: "shut di fvck up paimon..." paimon *explains the whole thing about navia's situations*

[@anotherviewer_]

" There are ten captains in the Knights of Favonius, but only one Grandmaster. Ahahahaha. *His laugh, not mine.* "

[@Heavvyrain]

Love when games just don’t take themselves seriously at times

[@sahandghasemi6654]

The ayaka with wet socks had me dead

[@vesse007]

Seeing Lumine always makes my day

[@The_DemonSlayers]

Paimon talking about navia’s dead mother 😭paimon says everything that comes up in her mind😭💀

[@bhavanburde3925]

The ayaka afraid to wet her shoes and socks but then also she remained in water to show her dance skills 😂😂😂

[@Angelic_Goods]

Bro, I’ve been playing genshin without sounds for so long I forgot what people or trees sounded like😭

[@auxanelabanane]

I really fricking love this, real out of context compilation that make me laugh

[@rubixcube4467]

“Lowly📉creature🪱know🙄your🫵🥱place✨💅”

[@JustFirnn]

2:11 "i left sumeru but i also stayed on sumeru". Bro took "dont let them know ur next move" to a whole an other lvl

[@Takes_3Month_Breaks]

Paimon asking Navia about her mother was so foul bro 😭😭 And let's not leave out how Ayaka was wearing socks in sandals and in water 💀🙏

[@kazuhasimp517]

The way that Gorou ran away when he saw Miko- 💀

[@cat_1810]

"He is allergic to beans" 📣⚠️🚨📣⚠️🚨📣⚠️🚨

[@Aiko_Inari]

Genshin impact out of context be like:

[@t3arki113r]

There’s a world ending event that can destroy us all!!! me: Now’s not the time, im still waiting for my drink.

[@MsHoneypot1]

*”hm?people always say they feel a sense of relief after they take a dook-dook.”* HELP WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY💀💀💀

[@spiritwildfiregaming1975]

Wriothesley's obsession with tea is such a mood.

[@sonicknuxgames5776]

0:22 CRAAAAZY

[@Geraldo_Rivian]

2:41 kusanali at home

[@Nero_PR]

I think the Fatui picking some berries would fit here as well.

[@snarfedits]

“I left Sumeru, but I also stayed in Sumeru” ahh yes, understandable sir

[@PikaCheeks]

Lmao most of these lines feel like Dynasty Warriors 3 levels of dubbing, AMAZINGLY HAM AND CAMPY

[@tanmigz19]

"Do you think you understand the Lord of Geo more than me?!?" Infront of the Lord of Geo himself

[@JADUS_XD]

After a long time doing a good character story quest

[@IdentityCrisis-nc7gy]

The way that the line "HE'S ALLEGRIC TO BEANS!!!" was screamed out makes it so much better

[@lilbunny6141]

Im not kidding i actually got a genshin impact ad on this video

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Dottore's way of saying that line made me think he'll just start yapping a NordVPN sponsored segment.

[@yiikacampbell7744]

2:34 Gorou 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@khai_xi]

0:24 mf there's no need to rub it in 💀

[@egoisaphoenix996]

“I’m a say what I mean, mean what I say, might sound mean but I’m gonna say it anyways kinda guy” I love itto 😭

[@jurrienvallo6826]

"Enough! Do you think you understand the lord of Geo more than me?" Zhongli: "Why of course I know him, he's me"

[@astrovical]

PLS THIS IN 2X IS SO FUNNY HAAHAJ 💀💀😭

[@RedTobu]

Nah that paimon line about her dead mom is crazy

[@Francetheguy]

The impact is me hitting a wall at 130 miles per hour

[@so4ye519]

itto spitting bars 🔥