genshin impact articles give me life

[@mister_meme3608]

Damn bro, didn't know Eula's best build included a sword AND ARTIFACTS

[@venyeoo]

Damn, Eula’s best build needs those?

[@aaaalicja]

dang it i thought getting her would be enough

[@FunZenCh]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mister_meme3608]

@@aaaalicja yea that's why my lvl 1 no artifacts waster greatsword Eula doesn't do 1000000dmg on her E

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

oh, so thats why my eula doesnt do damage. she has a wolf's gravestone instead of a harbinger of dawn

[@denzel4341]

I thought Aka's voice was lifeless before but now he's literally dying.

[@tojislefttoe7505]

He dies atleast 3 times every stream

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

same, im dying im crying too

[@donut9301]

imagine using a sword AND ARTIFACTS on eula, embarassing if you ask me

[@randomcat7246]

Yeah for sure. I always take off the sword whenever I play her.

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

@@randomcat7246 i recommend putting a bow on eula

[@exosus.]

@@kookkookkookkook8863 Are you kidding? Physical DPS catalyst Eula is superior

[@kergmund5868]

@Pluto You guys use weapons on Eula?

[@Trustme77]

That reminds me of a valuable piece of gaming advice for another franchise! When playing a Mario game, did you know that you can jump???? It's true, I swear!

[@kuroblack_]

"The first step to switch characters in Genshin Impact is to open the game Genshin Impact" I mean, he's not wrong tho.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

first step is actually being born so you can get a computer and turn it on and etc. etc. etc.

[@itspaikon]

whyd you have to deep fry your voice for some parts

[@Clarifyyy]

Content.

[@Swagbastian]

He just got close to the mic

[@tojislefttoe7505]

@@Swagbastian the mic is definitely in his mouth by that point

[@flamingcheetoshot]

That’s why he rarely uploads he loves to eat the mic

[@sinistralhydra]

If you don't know why, you just don't understand peak comedy.

[@theboomboxgremlin]

If akashoT has 100 fans, I am one of them. If akashoT has 10 fans, I am one of them. If akashoT has 1 fan, I am that fan. If akashoT has 0 fans, that means I'm not in this world anymore.

[@musket18]

Ahahaaha

[@Shokukun]

Akashot videos give me life. I am empty without your videos, you make my lifeless corpse life again

[@randomcat7246]

Wassup Qiqi?

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

akashot gives me life, cured my depression, saved my family from poverty, fixed my broken relationships, without aka, i will be bing qi ling 冰淇淋 🍦🥶👍

[@AdityaMS2008]

@@kookkookkookkook8863 yes

[@ohnori]

‘raiden shogun should’ve been the dendro archon because tree.’ …well in that case *why venti should’ve been the hydro archon* venti’s only personality trait is being an alcoholic and hitting the bar before noon. He is an especially avid fan of dandelion wine. You know - _a liquid_

[@sinistralhydra]

Ah, but you see! That's why he should be the cryo Archon because many people enjoy ice in their drinks.

[@randomcat7246]

5:37 I like how he says all this is “playing the game normally” when he doesn’t claim half of these rewards

[@Trustme77]

Every time I see him run past a Precious Chest and leave a domain never to return, a small part of me dies. 😢

[@lin808]

"OP Barbara Build using Full Gladiator doing 300k dmg WOW! (Insert Terrified, Scared, and Flushed Emote here)". Me who AR 25: Wow i should tried this one. Me after AR 50: Thomas Had Never Seen Such Bullshit Before

[@envva4087]

I'm happy to see our girl Keqing on SS tier alongside Qiqi

[@diana-qf5dw]

Thank goodness articles like these exist! I was so close to equipping Albedo with a white tassel but the article saved me from that fatal mistake.

[@co_orn]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@Floridamangaming729]

Thanks i didn't know what was so funny about that. Because i am blind and cannot see.

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

Rick and Morty?

[@GatAnarquista]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@SuuneSan]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She’s also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@sinistralhydra]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@zeditoret8739]

This video really just told me about the best facts about the great Genshin Impact game

[@Sunshinemochi]

I want what these writers are on

[@SmugHomura]

The sad reality is that all these articles are AI generated.

[@fulltx8015]

@@SmugHomura makes sense as they put barbara on S TIER while raiden shogun in a tier and as a raiden main she is way better than barbara as raiden works on any team comp but not barbara

[@arminnadeem3771]

‘Eula’s build includes a sword and artifacts’ Press X to doubt

[@leoshup7615]

Genshin Sites: hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

[@lazfratelli3740]

Finally, I needed a laugh today thank you akashoT of KZbin fame.

[@og_miau]

This video just told me everything I needed to know Epic

[@venyeoo]

Very *epic*

[@randomcat7246]

Now you know how to download the game, congrats man

[@henrygreen7845]

These articles give me both life and a headache at the same time

[@mr.invi09_28]

"Genshin Impact: 10 Mistakes new players make" "Installing the game" I fucking died 💀😂😂

[@hwiigames]

1:48 made me laugh a little bit too hard

[@loevoe7500]

that painful laugh in the end though

[@Sunshinemochi]

"number 7, Xiao" enough words said, agree hwjskajslhahah

[@Elysium04]

i didn't know Eula needs artifacts and a sword ,i just got her so im glad i watch this vid before i play the game😂😂😂

[@bonerhac1141]

2:23 that's so sweet

[@qqyce]

these articles point out the most oblivious things smh 😭

[@kaorutitsfan999]

i saw an article that made a dps tier list and put Childe in the bottom row, and their reason was that he couldn't be used without Xiangling... a free character, ignoring that there are other Childe comps without Xiangling. Then they put Hu Tao is S tier, like she doesn't need Xingqiu at all haha...

[@wisanggeniVisang]

2:22 that sudden silent over *romantic* pic lmao im lost

[@sinistralhydra]

These articles are the equivalent of trying to reach a word count on an essay.

[@hanaa3421]

"The best build of the character includes a sword and an artefact set" got me way too much

[@UndeadAlv]

2:12 I’ve been laughing at this for days without knowing they literally meant a pot as in a bowl

[@mappleedits]

I still have a lot of work that needs to be passed on monday but this is more important, thank you again aka! Your videos makes my day so much better :D

[@shadowblade0343]

loving the deadpan voice that cracks under the pressure of trying not to laugh at the sheer amount of negative brain cells some articles have

[@kykl0v0d_21]

Top 10 Worst Things You Do To The Hilichurls Number 10: Burger King Foot Lettuce

[@mrloleno]

My history lesson presentations that i don't want to do at all are better than this

[@iliketraps9190]

I felt my braincells slowly kill themselves watching this

[@evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869]

I feel like I'm watching the patch notes for sims 3

[@boba4240]

Me waiting for his next video:

[@MrDoom159]

this guy is the Technoblade of Genshin

[@talentlwss]

my lifespan gets lower each time i see an artifact

[@saraamaral5694]

In my country there is a saying that pretty much sums up my feelings about this video, "Rir para não chorar" , wich means "laugh so you don’t cry"

[@ultbhy6108]

some of these character descriptions sound like me when i’m trying to reach the word count on an essay

[@kazu659]

aka really is built different with that voice

[@ReadyPlayer-mj4pj]

6:01 I mean, she looks like a typical jiangshi, the chinese folklore version of zombies

[@guest177O13]

Damn i didn't know albedo is good at swords. Now i gotta pull him

[@PhantomWiz]

the chills voice got me. Didnt expect it

[@madisondavenport3088]

"He does not like grapejuice" 😂😂

[@ILoveRedheads_]

I saw an article yesterday bc g00gl wanted me to see it and it really said "Ganyu is perhaps are on of the characters in genshin impact because of her high dmg" and that was the most sentence I have ever read 😶 It feels like the people who write these probably played the game or saw a vid like twice and it cracks me up

[@Draguen_El_Granjero_Darencito]

2:47 Wow thanks I didn't know that the primogems were used to pull to the banners, I always pull to the promotional banner with blue wishes, and I don't know why but sometimes I get messages that tell me I have no money in the account, and before I had a X2 in the cristals section and now the X2 doesn't appears, is so strange but welp, now I know that the primogems were used to pull to the banners, thanks I met you literaly 3 hours ago and you seemed to me super funny, I like your humor

[@Ramen46238]

My god we really need to show more appreciation to the fucking hilichurls how could anybody be so rude to literally steal their pot

[@RafidW9]

The chills guy voice gets me everytime.

[@Andrekrep420]

All of these articles makes me loose braincells

[@bhamey1785]

Without a sword Albedo is really weak

[@fulltx8015]

He will spawn 4 oceanids probably and oceanid is REALLY WEAK

[@melomewo3359]

ALBEDO???? GOOD??? AT SWORD??? WOAH never saw that COMING

[@trustedhalo482]

Ah yes, your reactions also give me energy

[@granthini2335]

You know, I had a dream of that you’re going to upload today 💀 thank you for uploading I just completed my exam

[@thedukeofcoffee]

“These guides were really useful” Said my grandma

[@uhm._]

this made me regret waking up.

[@brezelnbrezeln]

aka gets more and more depressed each video

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Come on give them some slack here. They are making some great comedy articles.

[@TsumiRinn]

The legend himself has returned

[@Trustme77]

"In Genshin Impact, you can choose to play as either a male or female protagonist at the beginning of the game." Now to find a site to give me money in exchange for publishing my unparalleled work there. I think it meets their standards.

[@lmarchant612]

i loove aka's voice a lot

[@sigiramen4056]

i have been blessed by the algorithm to be so early on a akashoT video. Thank you

[@tomchen6871]

How to build a pc, well first you gotta have a table.

[@homeworkgiver5725]

so much in this video to eat that it makes me full every time i watch it

[@_Kura.]

How many people followed these unironically? O-O''

[@rboygamer6668]

This video is make me laugh than Emergency food joke.

[@preax1951]

Bro this video just made my morning, Thank you and keep staying a sigma akashoT

[@thesun4003]

This is so scuffed And I love it

[@crinofumo7145]

This video made me laugh harder than it probably should.

[@hwiigames]

3:43 "psychopaths" HELP

[@abysscashierlightning-fast670]

Finally, Aka's content to fuel my life.

[@MufaroMusa]

Everytime aka posts : aah shit, here we go again

[@mrpalomo913]

This guide change my life

[@minfeez]

wake up babe akashot just uploaded a new video

[@ahoge734]

1:29 yooo? OkCode impression????

[@mathewisla4679]

At this poiny i dont know how to react at akashots videos

[@Floridamangaming729]

Wow i didn't realize how trashy internet articles are. i an never listening to any information in these articles ever again. Most of them dont even seem to be English anyways. Aka its a scam.

[@marypoulose3131]

you swallowed your mic today

[@cocoer8401]

am I triping but at 1:28 did akashot sound like code for a sec

[@kazuhadakaze4542]

I think Rosaria looks like zombie more than qiqi dose

[@melloktty]

genshin impact articles give me life

[@npckami]

He returned

[@ValentijnEnJack]

Love this vid, dude

[@twitwi8]

bro u should post more videos your videos makes my day

[@MEH-wc1fh]

Damn so your saying I can't get klee for free? What a pity. Get it. Cause pity

[@maxy_pooYT]

yep,, I have no pity for Klee

[@elymmetta]

"Ayato is a horse" 🤯🥵🤪😋 bet his glue is sticky and yummy 🤤😛😚🥴 I was joking please don't @ me 😟

[@massy6453]

I was waiting for a new video from yours. XD

[@ghsoul]

joe mama

[@aikoaoki4734]

how are you literally the funniest person on earth

[@vena6112]

Those are some very good guides. I think

[@ValentijnEnJack]

"Most players would agree that getting some in-game goodies on a daily basis is a good thing, but there are some who don't share that opinion" AkashoT: "Psychopaths?" Honestly, the amount of Genshin white knights and corporate shills you'll see in the comment section with just the *slightest* amount of criticism or dissatisfaction makes me think that people like this really exist. I'm not a professional, but I think they're either m45ochists who hate fun, or far-right indoctrinated Americans.

[@jarinza]

abyss mage and hilichurl 💀

[@agentkittymeowmeow]

I love hillichurl pot

[@neerch1987]

it do be like that though

[@crayp7]

I miss the Outro Now i like Klee

[@naveen4926]

Bruh, barbara is SS tier for my heart 💜

[@janetwisdom7403]

This makes me want to start article on genshin impact but this game is for masochist 👍, who loves to chase false promises of a great rewards which will never come true