genshin impact articles give me life

[@mister_meme3608]

Damn bro, didn't know Eula's best build included a sword AND ARTIFACTS

[@venyeoo]

Damn, Eula’s best build needs those?

[@aaaalicja]

dang it i thought getting her would be enough

[@MYWanCh]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mister_meme3608]

@@aaaalicja yea that's why my lvl 1 no artifacts waster greatsword Eula doesn't do 1000000dmg on her E

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

oh, so thats why my eula doesnt do damage. she has a wolf's gravestone instead of a harbinger of dawn

[@denzel4341]

I thought Aka's voice was lifeless before but now he's literally dying.

[@tojislefttoe7505]

He dies atleast 3 times every stream

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

same, im dying im crying too

[@Hebiiiii1]

Akashot videos give me life. I am empty without your videos, you make my lifeless corpse life again

[@randomcat7246]

Wassup Qiqi?

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

akashot gives me life, cured my depression, saved my family from poverty, fixed my broken relationships, without aka, i will be bing qi ling 冰淇淋 🍦🥶👍

[@AdityaMS2008]

@@kookkookkookkook8863 yes

[@kuroblack_]

"The first step to switch characters in Genshin Impact is to open the game Genshin Impact" I mean, he's not wrong tho.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

first step is actually being born so you can get a computer and turn it on and etc. etc. etc.

[@donut9301]

imagine using a sword AND ARTIFACTS on eula, embarassing if you ask me

[@randomcat7246]

Yeah for sure. I always take off the sword whenever I play her.

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

@@randomcat7246 i recommend putting a bow on eula

[@exosus.]

@@kookkookkookkook8863 Are you kidding? Physical DPS catalyst Eula is superior

[@kergmund5868]

@Pluto You guys use weapons on Eula?

[@Trustme77]

That reminds me of a valuable piece of gaming advice for another franchise! When playing a Mario game, did you know that you can jump???? It's true, I swear!

[@ohnori]

‘raiden shogun should’ve been the dendro archon because tree.’ …well in that case *why venti should’ve been the hydro archon* venti’s only personality trait is being an alcoholic and hitting the bar before noon. He is an especially avid fan of dandelion wine. You know - _a liquid_

[@sinistralhydra]

Ah, but you see! That's why he should be the cryo Archon because many people enjoy ice in their drinks.

[@itspaikon]

whyd you have to deep fry your voice for some parts

[@Clarifyyy]

Content.

[@Swagbastian]

He just got close to the mic

[@tojislefttoe7505]

@@Swagbastian the mic is definitely in his mouth by that point

[@flamingcheetoshot]

That’s why he rarely uploads he loves to eat the mic

[@sinistralhydra]

If you don't know why, you just don't understand peak comedy.

[@theboomboxgremlin]

If akashoT has 100 fans, I am one of them. If akashoT has 10 fans, I am one of them. If akashoT has 1 fan, I am that fan. If akashoT has 0 fans, that means I'm not in this world anymore.

[@musket18]

Ahahaaha

[@lin808]

"OP Barbara Build using Full Gladiator doing 300k dmg WOW! (Insert Terrified, Scared, and Flushed Emote here)". Me who AR 25: Wow i should tried this one. Me after AR 50: Thomas Had Never Seen Such Bullshit Before

[@randomcat7246]

5:37 I like how he says all this is “playing the game normally” when he doesn’t claim half of these rewards

[@Trustme77]

Every time I see him run past a Precious Chest and leave a domain never to return, a small part of me dies. 😢

[@diana-qf5dw]

Thank goodness articles like these exist! I was so close to equipping Albedo with a white tassel but the article saved me from that fatal mistake.

[@envva4087]

I'm happy to see our girl Keqing on SS tier alongside Qiqi

[@co_orn]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@Floridamangaming729]

Thanks i didn't know what was so funny about that. Because i am blind and cannot see.

[@kookkookkookkook8863]

Rick and Morty?

[@GatAnarquista]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@SuuneSan]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She’s also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@sinistralhydra]

Qiqi Does Not Look Like A Typical Zombie When most people picture a zombie, they imagine rotten flesh, torn-off skin, and patches of dried blood everywhere. Qiqi, on the other hand, has flawless (albeit pale) skin. She has purple medium-length hair, pink eyes, and black-painted fingernails. She's also in fantastic shape; apparently, she does calisthenics every day to fight off the rigor mortis.

[@Sunshinemochi]

I want what these writers are on

[@SmugHomura]

The sad reality is that all these articles are AI generated.

[@fulltx8015]

@@SmugHomura makes sense as they put barbara on S TIER while raiden shogun in a tier and as a raiden main she is way better than barbara as raiden works on any team comp but not barbara

[@zeditoret8739]

This video really just told me about the best facts about the great Genshin Impact game

[@arminnadeem3771]

‘Eula’s build includes a sword and artifacts’ Press X to doubt

[@henrygreen7845]

These articles give me both life and a headache at the same time

[@lazfratelli3740]

Finally, I needed a laugh today thank you akashoT of KZbin fame.

[@og_miau]

This video just told me everything I needed to know Epic

[@venyeoo]

Very *epic*

[@randomcat7246]

Now you know how to download the game, congrats man

[@leoshup7615]

Genshin Sites: hmm yes the floor is made out of floor

[@mr.invi09_28]

"Genshin Impact: 10 Mistakes new players make" "Installing the game" I fucking died 💀😂😂

[@loevoe7500]

that painful laugh in the end though

[@mappleedits]

I still have a lot of work that needs to be passed on monday but this is more important, thank you again aka! Your videos makes my day so much better :D

[@hwiigames]

1:48 made me laugh a little bit too hard

[@boba4240]

Me waiting for his next video:

[@wisanggeniVisang]

2:22 that sudden silent over *romantic* pic lmao im lost

[@bonerhac1141]

2:23 that's so sweet

[@Elysium04]

i didn't know Eula needs artifacts and a sword ,i just got her so im glad i watch this vid before i play the game😂😂😂

[@Draguen_El_Granjero_Darencito]

2:47 Wow thanks I didn't know that the primogems were used to pull to the banners, I always pull to the promotional banner with blue wishes, and I don't know why but sometimes I get messages that tell me I have no money in the account, and before I had a X2 in the cristals section and now the X2 doesn't appears, is so strange but welp, now I know that the primogems were used to pull to the banners, thanks I met you literaly 3 hours ago and you seemed to me super funny, I like your humor

[@kaorutitsfan999]

i saw an article that made a dps tier list and put Childe in the bottom row, and their reason was that he couldn't be used without Xiangling... a free character, ignoring that there are other Childe comps without Xiangling. Then they put Hu Tao is S tier, like she doesn't need Xingqiu at all haha...

[@qqyce]

these articles point out the most oblivious things smh 😭

[@saraamaral5694]

In my country there is a saying that pretty much sums up my feelings about this video, "Rir para não chorar" , wich means "laugh so you don’t cry"

[@MrDoom159]

this guy is the Technoblade of Genshin

[@granthini2335]

You know, I had a dream of that you’re going to upload today 💀 thank you for uploading I just completed my exam

[@mrloleno]

My history lesson presentations that i don't want to do at all are better than this

[@talentlwss]

my lifespan gets lower each time i see an artifact

[@Sunshinemochi]

"number 7, Xiao" enough words said, agree hwjskajslhahah

[@UndeadAlv]

2:12 I’ve been laughing at this for days without knowing they literally meant a pot as in a bowl

[@TsumiRinn]

The legend himself has returned

[@_Kura.]

How many people followed these unironically? O-O''

[@PhantomWiz]

the chills voice got me. Didnt expect it

[@ultbhy6108]

some of these character descriptions sound like me when i’m trying to reach the word count on an essay

[@guest177O13]

Damn i didn't know albedo is good at swords. Now i gotta pull him

[@trustedhalo482]

Ah yes, your reactions also give me energy

[@evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869]

I feel like I'm watching the patch notes for sims 3

[@sigiramen4056]

i have been blessed by the algorithm to be so early on a akashoT video. Thank you

[@uhm._]

this made me regret waking up.

[@hanaa3421]

"The best build of the character includes a sword and an artefact set" got me way too much

[@minfeez]

wake up babe akashot just uploaded a new video

[@lmarchant612]

i loove aka's voice a lot

[@sinistralhydra]

These articles are the equivalent of trying to reach a word count on an essay.

[@ILoveRedheads_]

I saw an article yesterday bc g00gl wanted me to see it and it really said "Ganyu is perhaps are on of the characters in genshin impact because of her high dmg" and that was the most sentence I have ever read 😶 It feels like the people who write these probably played the game or saw a vid like twice and it cracks me up

[@preax1951]

Bro this video just made my morning, Thank you and keep staying a sigma akashoT

[@shadowblade0343]

loving the deadpan voice that cracks under the pressure of trying not to laugh at the sheer amount of negative brain cells some articles have

[@RafidW9]

The chills guy voice gets me everytime.

[@Andrecnuy]

All of these articles makes me loose braincells

[@ReadyPlayer-mj4pj]

6:01 I mean, she looks like a typical jiangshi, the chinese folklore version of zombies

[@ValentijnEnJack]

Love this vid, dude

[@kazu659]

aka really is built different with that voice

[@ahoge734]

1:29 yooo? OkCode impression????

[@mrpalomo913]

This guide change my life

[@aikoaoki4734]

how are you literally the funniest person on earth

[@homeworkgiver5725]

so much in this video to eat that it makes me full every time i watch it

[@iliketraps9190]

I felt my braincells slowly kill themselves watching this

[@abysscashierlightning-fast670]

Finally, Aka's content to fuel my life.

[@Floridamangaming729]

Wow i didn't realize how trashy internet articles are. i an never listening to any information in these articles ever again. Most of them dont even seem to be English anyways. Aka its a scam.

[@thesun4003]

This is so scuffed And I love it

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Come on give them some slack here. They are making some great comedy articles.

[@kentangyangbahagia991]

5:21 wait i thought this is about random genshin website, then why is this talking bout twitter?

[@burgerdespair]

Top 10 Worst Things You Do To The Hilichurls Number 10: Burger King Foot Lettuce

[@crinofumo7145]

This video made me laugh harder than it probably should.

[@vena6112]

Those are some very good guides. I think

[@melomewo3359]

ALBEDO???? GOOD??? AT SWORD??? WOAH never saw that COMING

[@twitwi8]

bro u should post more videos your videos makes my day

[@massy6453]

I was waiting for a new video from yours. XD

[@mathewisla4679]

At this poiny i dont know how to react at akashots videos

[@madisondavenport3088]

"He does not like grapejuice" 😂😂

[@marypoulose3131]

you swallowed your mic today

[@bhamey1785]

Without a sword Albedo is really weak

[@fulltx8015]

He will spawn 4 oceanids probably and oceanid is REALLY WEAK

[@MEH-wc1fh]

Damn so your saying I can't get klee for free? What a pity. Get it. Cause pity

[@maxy_pooYT]

yep,, I have no pity for Klee

[@cocoer8401]

am I triping but at 1:28 did akashot sound like code for a sec

[@npckami]

He returned

[@thedukeofcoffee]

“These guides were really useful” Said my grandma

[@ziggytheassassin5835]

Wait you gotta open the chests?

[@Ramen46238]

My god we really need to show more appreciation to the fucking hilichurls how could anybody be so rude to literally steal their pot

[@brezelnbrezeln]

aka gets more and more depressed each video

[@ghsoul]

joe mama

[@pronxolotl]

Best Genshin channel

[@ameliedulat7326]

you werent nice when you were talking about memorii

[@quivanitas]

why did i feel like someone else is talking

[@tomchen6871]

How to build a pc, well first you gotta have a table.

[@croissant-kun4025]

What you smoke while reading this?

[@rboygamer6668]

This video is make me laugh than Emergency food joke.

[@sunsetinseoul]

NEW VIDEO POG

[@melloktty]

genshin impact articles give me life

[@shoumairice]

banger post mr akashoT

[@Schadenfreude0416]

Bro where dat 4th stream in a row

[@elhanakai]

this is amazing

[@ghostyrs9303]

Best content ever

[@hwiigames]

3:43 "psychopaths" HELP