Could you date a Youkai? | Touhou Theory

[@GensouChronicle]

Since a couple people have mentioned Rinnosuke, his existence doesn't really give an answer. There are ways in which a half-youkai baby can be formed other than a happy loving relationship.

[@OrgusDin]

how is half-youkai babby formed, how 2hu get pragerent

[@Somebody_VK]

So will the next video be about whether we can...do it with youkai?

[@Aomgar]

Well maybe? But since I think he is yokai by blood which is why poeple assume it is possible to have children with yokai (even if its how Zues does it :/ ) unless there is something like fate and the creation of Dead Apostles where you get bitten or something by a yokai. Kourin is just very interesting factor in this question

[@aliastheabnormal]

@@OrgusDin Sex. There are youkai that take human forms and bang men. There's even old legends such as the crane wife and a story of a kitsune marrying a human and having children. So sex. Just like any animal.

[@shadowthelegend100]

It doen't give a concrete answer but it's very strong proof that a union between human and yokai should be possible.

[@blackmark7165]

"Stop fantasizing about procreating with youkai! Humans belong with human! Humans shouldn't procreate with youkai! Humans shouldn't become youkai! Humans shouldn't be friends with youkai!" Reimu Hakurei, CEO of Racism

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

Reimu saying this on her podcast while Suika's chugging her booze in the doorway

[@mash7062]

based

[@Bri1Iiant]

I cannot wait for Racism 2

[@vision-of-dog]

@@Bri1Iiant Racism 2: Chimeric Boogaloo

[@fardreverbtheshitter]

when's racism 3 gonna drop

[@scrapyarddragon]

"dating monster girls is not only possible, its part of the human canon" is a line I will most certainly be quoting in the future.

[@GensouChronicle]

Good.

[@eleich420]

X2

[@epicman6827]

X3

[@NcrXnbi]

I need a shirt with this quote on it.

[@wallycastagnir]

I missred as impossible rip me

[@sonokawaray]

Thing is, the youkai of Touhou are shaped a lot by what humans believe about them. Kogasa for example started as just a sentient umbrella that sucked at jumpscares, but later also became a skilled blacksmith, probably because villagers mistook her for a similar-looking youkai with such skills. So if people believe youkai can be romanced, it's gonna be possible. Might be risky depending on who you're interested in, but if monster girls are already your thing I'm sure you'll find a way to make it work, you brave soul.

[@GensouChronicle]

Exactly.

[@DarkSymphony777]

i would romance kogasa, she's a cutie who needs love and surprises

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@DarkSymphony777I’d rather be friends, also, learn how to blacksmith

[@DarkSymphony777]

@@Aaa-vp6ug fair enough. Blacksmithing will be invaluable. Plus one can always teach her how to be a better spooky person

[@LenoViburnum]

I'd romance a Rumia with an adult body and the sharp intelligence to accompany it. No, I don't see the red flags and the coffin waiting for me

[@jimynitram4509]

This whole thing sounds like an educated justification on why you should have a Touhou Waifu and I'm all in for it.

[@GensouChronicle]

Pretty much.

[@hanjjaze]

Monster anime girl not from an anime world supremacy

[@tanostrelok2323]

Now we need a 32 hour long video discussing the matter in a case by case basis (?)

[@Somebody_VK]

Next video: Which TouHous are not weird to date?

[@PrScandium]

Pretty much animeniaks' scientific studies on bussy but with the added benefit of being based

[@crowedarken]

We let homie cook for a month and he delivered a buffet, Jesus.

[@GensouChronicle]

Hopefully, the next one won't take a month.

[@YoumuHoover]

The only way I can be stopped by me hugging a yokai girl is reality

[@GensouChronicle]

Reality... is often disappointing.

[@Sekibankiii]

You can hug me if you want to

[@OrgusDin]

Reality was a mistake.

[@EpikBirb]

​@@SekibankiiiC:

[@Nsquare_01]

We'll just hope for the future advancement of technology. These things will no longer be a dream 😭

[@fotismanolopoulos1098]

There's only 1 thing wrong with this video. The fact that the "magical wife" trope is referred to as Japanese when in reality it is literally everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE in mythology and folklore. Right down to tales of animals leaving their "coat" and turning into beautiful women that inevitably get involved with a man who inevitably loses them as theh get back into their coat, turn back into an animal and leave them.

[@GensouChronicle]

You are correct, but I am referring to the Japanese version specifically.

[@newturtle3]

I think the biggest obstacle is smell. Some youkak are hairy, live in water, or flat out made from #2 in the toilet. How they would smell would determine if they activate neurons or not and from there if people would go the extra mile

[@vallahdsacretor4839]

This was an elaborate way of saying the yearning for cat girlfriends is not only universal, but has been universal (at least in Japan) for thousands of years.

[@GensouChronicle]

Universal across the world, for sure.

[@Lemuel928]

All because it started with Foxes and Rabbits before Cats.

[@newturtle3]

Considering modern dating vs Gensokyo youkai being stuck with like 1000 years ago ideologies it makes sense.

[@lazydatebase4424]

Dating/living with youkai would gurantee one thing - complete chaos and non stop trouble/shenenigans. Like being teleported to Chad because Yukari thought it would be funny, getting to lucky and being hunted by gangs/casinos/Reimu because Mamizou heard you complain " you don't do your job as a tanuki", being on other Gods hitlist for engaging with their rival God ( also goes for rival religions) because it would be like like killing the dog of your enemy ect ... You are living with the beings that constantly try to break their boredom in their own way. If you can roll with it and make it the norm, all the more power to you. Just remember what you signed up for. Definetly wouldn't be boring, that's for sure.

[@eagleye2893]

Plot Twist: You find a way to survive all that BS and get to level up to a menacing Youkai or Deity. Congratulations: You now get to be on the big girl table like everyone else.

[@tygerion4404]

Here's your friendly reminder that, canonically, Rinnousuke is half human, and half youkai. Which means that his parents did the whole human-youkai romance thing before it was cool! So it is canon to Touhou that not only are humans and Youkai able to get together, but it's happened before. ... Heck, Youmu is half human, and half _ghost!_ (Which is odd since, IIRC, her grandfather was _also_ half-phantom, so either that's not a literal half, or their family line has had a lot of humans and ghosts shacking up.)

[@RyuHardGore]

How can you be half human and half dead human?

[@lewis-sd9oz]

@@RyuHardGore easy, just be dead inside lol

[@anonymuz796]

@@lewis-sd9oz being like Yoshika or Mokou.

[@marzipancutter8144]

Emphasis on "before it's been cool". That's crazy, because as far as I understand Yokai-Human relations supposedly used to be a LOT less relaxed before they all started chilling at Reimus place.

[@GrahamChapman]

@@RyuHardGore In the case of Youmu: She's a living human, but her soul exists separate from her body, meaning her soul is technically a ghost... Apparently, this state makes her body physically colder than a regular human's and her ghost half warmer than a regular ghost.

[@Hansss24]

Rinnosuke is all the proof that it’s possible, interesting part is how that works since youkai bodies are more spiritual yet have reproductive organs

[@theishiopian68]

This raises the question of what the fuck a youkai's genome looks like. If they can make babies with humans they presumably have one, but since their existence is defined by our belief, wtf would that create in regards to dna?

[@pauljensen5699]

Just what I was thinking.

[@mojavefry2617]

Spiritual Spunk. Phantasmal Phunk. Ghostly Ghussy.

[@juliofigueroa5567]

@@mojavefry2617Haunted Hoochi

[@raylenn4444]

I mean....have you SEEN the atanuki's balls! Dude is pent up!

[@TheLawful]

GensouChronicle coming back after a month to give us the most important questions

[@GensouChronicle]

This video was almost done 2 weeks ago lol. I blame all the good games coming out recently.

[@Somebody_VK]

It is as he mentioned, lus- I mean love is our primal drive.

[@theelementalists2506]

The fact he says all this so seriously just cracks me up.

[@GensouChronicle]

This is very serious business. People need their fox girlfriends.

[@LoliconSamalik]

earnestness is always welcome in my book! unless it's a horror novel...

[@manuelkfc7916]

@@GensouChronicle This man speaking straight facts

[@Raoul.]

Why wouldn't he? It's a serious topic.

[@joebradburnii]

@@GensouChronicleI cannot agree more. You earned a sub with this vid and seeing if you can survive in the world.

[@JennyTheNerdBat]

I'd honestly just want to befriend Touhou youkais above else - learning gardening from Yuuka, chilling with Cirno, pestering Sekibanki with head puns, etc. Dunno why, but that fantasy appeals to me a lot more than any "forbidden romance" story, since these characters are just too inherently lovable.

[@GensouChronicle]

I think Gensokyo supports that more than anything, honestly. This was more a vehicle to talk about how the perception of yokai has evolved in Japanese culture.

[@hannahbg1852]

Cuz most characters like Cirno are fcking kids 💀💀💀

[@MauricioLSB]

I would love to eat every kind of yokai there is, was and would exist

[@quarium5681]

I mean I agree but like... if you're dating someone you would more than likely share with them just as much if not more than if they were just friends lol so this kinda applies either way doesn't it?

[@LittleDevilAkuma]

Keiki seems chill, I would love do some crafting with her

[@Elseba921]

I like that you've become incresingly unhinged over time while still keeping things somewhat informative

[@GensouChronicle]

I'll get back to more serious topics soon, but I couldn't resist having some fun with this one.

[@davevwav]

​@@GensouChronicleNo, no. Take your time. I love to see both. :)

[@LexisVoyage]

@@GensouChronicle no this is more serious than anything else youve made dont lie to me.

[@wessltov]

That's what Touhou does to a MF

[@tyboy158]

The Touhou fanbase is preoccupied with whether or not we could, we didn't stop to think if we should.

[@GensouChronicle]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I'm venturing over to Kagerou's shack.

[@tanostrelok2323]

You're the director of your own movie, my guy, it's up to you to decide to go out with a bang

[@raylenn4444]

​@@GensouChronicleget in line buddy. I'm going to the scarlet mansion myself.

[@eagleye2893]

​@@raylenn4444My 17 Yr Old @$$ On My Way to have a One Night Stand with the Scarlet Sisters Before I Reach Legal Drinking Age.

[@patrickfrost9405]

In Mongolian myth, it is said a boy was taken in by a she-wolf after a brutal battle, and she tended to his wounds. And then he said "We'll bang, OK?" And they did. That's how the Mongols were made.

[@GensouChronicle]

That's metal af.

[@lilestojkovicii6618]

That's also a Turkic myth I think And yeah it's metal asf

[@yollnahkriin6604]

That's just Mowgli lol

[@lonely_ocelot]

Old turkic and mongol mythology is crazy. Turkics and mongols in general are crazy. Im uzbek, i know this first hand.

[@koishiwii8370]

I could actually hangout with Aunn and Kyouko. They're two of the youkai characters that make me realize how friendly and beautiful Gensokyo is. Green-haired doggos for life.

[@shawermus]

Dangers in Gensokyo is always either two op woman started fighting over some stupid stuff, or go outside the village and you will be get eaten by youkai.

[@GensouChronicle]

Very good choices.

[@Pudding404]

Gensou Chronicles answering our most burning questions. Actually, romance or friendship with say tge Grassroots youkai network youkais seem pretty harmless, with many of them fearing humans (Kagerous, Sekibanki, Wakasagihime) But still, *WOULD.*

[@eagleye2893]

Sekibanki about to become Sexybanki.

[@GensokyoBoySlvt]

🙂

[@felinediscipline]

Instead of dating, being friends would be more beneficial, since they would have weird stories to tell and would make life much more entertaining with their spiritual abilities.

[@comdnoive]

I asked this exact question when Touhou 19 came out and all the Hisami fanart started pouring in. ZUN created Touhou to prepare us for the inevitable disclosure of Youkai living in the world. And with that, the possibility of obtaining Youkai wives. (cope)

[@Acertaintouhoufan]

I do have to wonder why Hisami suddenly got so insanely popular, her design is distinct she's up against a new oni and literally Goku and still won out the hearts of the fandom (me included btw) in the end. W̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶g̶o̶d̶d̶d̶d̶d̶d̶d̶d̶d̶

[@M0mazosMissy]

Fun Fact: There's a Youkai that's literally just an octopus that disguises as a woman to get a husband, it flees to the sea when you discover her and honestly, i find it funny, it's just a socially awkward octopus in the same quest as you

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

@@Acertaintouhoufan Well she's called out as being hot by the game so...

[@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNES]

@@M0mazosMissyOctodad’s ancestor?

[@A.Singularity]

​@@SERPENTOFGOODDARKNESoctomilf

[@youdonthavetoknowsssh8154]

Do you think that not all Medusa's victim come to kill her? Some of them probably want to try that Medussy.

[@HyperVanilo]

P

[@DR3ADER1]

It's been confirmed in mythology that Medusa uses that to her advantage, which is why she was such a problem in the first place. The irony is that in some versions of the tale, her head is used by Athena for her shield, Athena being the very reason why Medusa's hair is composed of snakes because Medusa's beauty induced extreme levels of jealousy in Athena. Remember, Medusa was already a beautiful Gorgon woman in a trio of sisters. The curse Athena sets on her only affects her hair and her face is still viewed as "divine" in the eyes of human men.

[@consumesand5342]

Gensou gave us a 7 minute long history lesson, for an answer of, "yeah, probably." fucking legend.

[@kirbonicpikmin8809]

None of the cosmic powers in the greater universe could make me pick any of the Youkai in Gensokyo… when Marisa Kirisame is right there…

[@GensouChronicle]

I respect the dedication.

[@mkarma9103]

I'm more a reimu fan than a Marisa fan but I see why you pick her

[@amai2307]

​@@mkarma9103not sure why anybody pick anything except Okuu.

[@KurouShiro6000]

Sakuya is also a fine option

[@Hlodolog]

A respectable opinion. One does not need to bother with youkais, when Gensokyo's human dating pool has so many interesting options...

[@crazyguyethan1848]

"Everyday life" *Shows picture of two Tanukis with massive balls*

[@akisa7865]

Yoshika fans after watching this video: So you're telling me there's a cha- Seiga: *Pops out of the screen* no. *Goes back inside*

[@lecanoscoptical3455]

B-but doki doki waku waku...

[@arrashishiv1591]

Rinnosuke is living example that yes, you can tap that youkai ass. Just imagine going to the romantic, dine and dashing date with snake youkai.

[@LimaBr_]

i dont get it of why rinnosuke is an example

[@haiperbus]

​@@LimaBr_he's half youkai and half human. Youmu is too, so it's happened twice

[@LimaBr_]

@@haiperbus ah yes, an inuyasha but touhou _also who did it first: an human girl with a ghost man or ghost woman with human man, and how is that even possible?_

[@jansolo4628]

​@@haiperbus Youmu claims that the Konpaku clan is specifically a lineage of half-phantoms. While it may still be possible that a human and a phantom procreated to create a half-phantom, it's also possible that being a half-phantom is a specific trait passed on and is considered a dominant trait. I mean, Youmu comes from the half-phantom clan of the Konpaku, so at least one of her parents has to be a half-phantom in the first place. Either there's actually many clans of half-phantoms for Youki to pair with or Youmu's not actually exactly "half and half". Either those or Youmu just doesn't know how her clan works.

[@tyboy158]

@@haiperbus Youki (Youmu's grandpa) is too, so that make 3 times

[@GussyBaka1972]

ok but it would be funny if you just explained the pros and cons of each girl and the viability of dating them as a full length video

[@SirChanXD]

Was kinda expecting him to do something like that instead of giving me a history lesson that I'll probably forget later lol

[@Emmariscobar]

I don't think KZbin would allow them to upload a video that long!

[@BinglesP]

@@Emmariscobar If LS Mark can make a video where he reviews every single episode of The Simpsons, SpongeBob, etc. each, then we deserve the Gensou Chronicle Dating Breakdown

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

I would pay to watch that, especially Remilia.

[@Orcawsom]

the entire two parts of the touhou worldbuilding series and this video was entirely for the purpose of building up to that Seija zing.

[@GensouChronicle]

Lmao.

[@leonidtimofeev1178]

Well, I DEFINITELY didn't know that concept of "cute yokais doing human stuff" is SO old.

[@poethewondercat7851]

I like how you completely fell into the degen hole at the last possible second. Respect.

[@celestialdiamondgamings2297]

"STOP TRYING TO PROCREATE WITH YOUKAI!" R34 artists: ... Imma pretend I didnt see that.

[@IchigoShinagami]

Musō game where Reimu has to fight all of the R34 Artists that lewd Yōkai

[@CommanderBohn]

In Japanese myths, there are situations where a guy ended up with a fox lady or a snow woman and had kids with them. Those kids then had some supernatural stuff about them. Hell, everyone's famous onmyoji Abe no Seimei was said to not be entirely human and that his mother was the fox spirit Kuzunoha. In fact, thanks to him being born from a yokai mother, he could order around weak oni when he was five.

[@Derpmandang10]

Foxgirls are best girls. Look at Tamamo from Fate.

[@tehogvirgin3664]

YEAAHHH BABY RAN HERE I COME

[@IchigoShinagami]

​@@Derpmandang10She just wants to be a Good Foxy Wife (she's me fr fr)

[@xSRGman]

“Youkai are enemy of humanity and uhh eat us and shit 😭😭” nuh uh!!

[@IWILLJUGGLEYOURBALLS]

Death by snu snu

[@GensouChronicle]

Fr

[@Re-2005]

*needs humans to maintain existence*

[@phoenixproductions2846]

🤓 😂

[@donanilao7724]

They might eat us in a different way. (:

[@bob7920]

"Not these two. This guy shot her with an arrow." Sounds a lot like break-ups in real life. How romantic.😂

[@eggegg8526]

Is it forbidden for one to fall in love with Reimu's car turtle? Asking for a friend

[@zerodofin936]

7:04 the most composed kagerou fan, blud really held it in till the end

[@GensouChronicle]

the original script was worse.

[@zerodofin936]

​@@GensouChronicleI want you to personally mail me the original script as i am currently working on a research about the connection of youkai industry and quantum physics so your script would be a great help.

[@jason-yi1sl]

​@@GensouChronicleoh how worse

[@GensouChronicle]

@@jason-yi1sl More explicit.

[@jason-yi1sl]

Ara? 😳😳

[@luigiadventure]

history lesson and my fantasies are validated?!?!?? another gensouchronicle banger! 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎

[@GensouChronicle]

👹👺👹👺👹👺 Heck yeah!!!

[@kingofflames738]

After this day a whole lot more Rinnosuke started popping up in gensoukyo.

[@Plasmy271]

I don't think I can easily expect what to watch this channel anymore lmao. This was the LAST thing I expected, but it was so fun as well.

[@GensouChronicle]

I like keeping people on their toes. At least it's lore-related.

[@OrgusDin]

@@GensouChronicle 'Which 2hu has the best toes?' Imagine that video title, haha. Wouldn't that smell amazi-be amazing guys? Haha.

[@christerarnoldbordon9129]

Fear is not the opposite of love, and sometimes it leads to curiosity then to interest and maybe to attraction. Maybe in Youkai we have come to love what we have feared

[@absoutezeo2126]

Asking the hard-hitting questions now, I see.

[@GensouChronicle]

They demand answers.

[@mra7081]

I can’t believe a video with this title just appeared in my subscription feed. Good video as always 👍

[@DeusExDraconian]

The greatest crime in recent memory is that women get all these stories where they get to date vampires and werewolves, but all the stories where men chase, or are chased by monster girls, always ends up with horrid and tragic endings. I suspect something is afoot.

[@devildante9]

The phrase "is not flanderization, it's a celebration" is way too powerful, right alongside "is not memetic of real life, but of literary tradition". Also, this video gives me hope to someday date cute and lovely Udonge.

[@GensouChronicle]

Thanks. I really liked that phrase as well. And you go get that bunny.

[@nekokoishi]

5:16 This does reminds me of her interactions on a touhou +18 dating game. The more you interact and the more she gets fond of you. The more her character develops. She even gets conflicted if she should continue what she should do as an Amanojaku at you or just simply accepts her feelings for you. Yeah the game definitely went with the "I can fix her" but it was enjoyable(and very difficult because it takes way longer compared to other characters).

[@Aomgar]

I think I know what 18+ game your talking about. I really like that game characterizations (most of them) in general. I like the interactions you can have with the grassroots network. The the dialogue with some characters when having convos. Also the forbidden love trope can be appealing after being with one character for a long time, and actually going through their route. Its interesting

[@GensouChronicle]

The person who wrote all her dialogue is pretty cool.

[@nekokoishi]

@@GensouChronicle why do I have the feeling that it was you who wrote it? XD

[@LMS9000]

​@@AomgarHow 18+ we talking? Like is the story worth trying it out despite it?

[@GensouChronicle]

@@nekokoishi I can promise you I'm not. I'm already stretched thin as it is on other projects.

[@zrillinkisgrindella]

That video was strangely informative and insightful. I definitely didn't expect that. You've earned a sub.

[@SanzuRiver]

The answer is yes. Yes. YES. YEEES. Fluffy fox tails, ultimate gawk-gawk-3000 necks, and cold beauties. Still find it funny that yuki-onna and kitsune are the most canonically written to conceive in a lot of tales.

[@tehogvirgin3664]

RAN YAKUMO HERE I COME

[@k9builder]

The moment you mentioned Zeus, I saw it coming. Nice uptake on it. Keep up the good work.

[@GensouChronicle]

Thanks, will do!

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

Just that last 20 seconds alone and how you couldn't even say that one line without laughing is enough for me to subscribe.

[@GensouChronicle]

Lol

[@masterchief3770]

Them: can you date a youkai? Me: not if reimu exists

[@TieberiusVoidWalker]

Came for the waifus, stayed for the cultural analysis of Japanese mythology

[@nathangarner3986]

BASED

[@opadrip]

I would date Yukari just so we can go on hijinks together for the rest of time. Considering she can expand my life and death border she could even make me immortal.

[@phuquynguyen2461]

Rinnosuke existance proving that i still have a chance

[@5spec]

This video is very helpful, thank you for the information. I will enjoy using it.

[@GensouChronicle]

Go get em.

[@Tribow]

Why did you remind me that we're still waiting for Vector Spectacle Chapter 6 . You shot me dead with no warning cmon.

[@GensouChronicle]

I'm taking everyone down with me.

[@totallytidmouth]

"Would you?" Is that even a question?

[@jansolo4628]

See now the spicier next territory to discuss is how two youkais of different species would procreate. Half-youkai exists but it's mostly been half-humans, so could there be two halves of different youkai in one person? Now what if two people that are half-youkai² got together? 4 youkai lineages with 1/4 of each? Maybe some youkai traits are genetically dominant and some are recessive? Imagine the Punnett Squares we could make with this! Youmu is from the Konpaku lineage of half-phantoms so at least one of her parents must be a half-phantom; are both her parents half-phantoms or is Youmu genetically not actually exactly half-phantom?

[@tanostrelok2323]

You see, when daddy loves mommy a lot...

[@zetaking2909]

i really think Sekibanki might be one as she has traits of 2 diffrent types of cryptids, Rokurokubi, and dullahan

[@youraverageperson6211]

Yes, This exactly what I'm thinking! I avoided this video because of this topic (rip recommended)... and because there is already an answer! From Cage in Lunatic Runagate, from Youmu's website profile. "Having a phantom and a human as her parents, she is half-human half-spirit characterized by a large phantom always at the side of the human figure."

[@LarkeyFactorial]

when's half yokai three coming out

[@blurmarsh2265]

I really wasn't expecting this video to be so informative about not just Touhou but also history, consider me clickbaited and happy. Excellent video, kudos!!

[@SSilver3911]

Personally I think having a fox yokai would be the ideal wife.

[@diclonius7]

I enjoyed the background lore of youkai and how they came to where they are today.

[@smollilnub3644]

Coming back with banger videos as always

[@GensouChronicle]

Always.

[@Dukstless]

Kinda reminds me of how some works are looked at differently years after their creators die. Such as paintings, but there's also Beowulf (which took what, 12 centuries?), thanks to Tolkien. I wonder how many people still know how tulpas used to be a trend on the Western internet in like 2000s and early 2010s. (Are they still? I barely see mentions of them online anymore) And I am pretty sure some of these people went hard, like legal insanity level of tulpamancy. Humans are weird man. -anyway I just want to hold hands with Patchouli-

[@GensouChronicle]

That's a good comparison. Everything becomes molded by collective perception.

[@tanostrelok2323]

I mean, ZUN did show us the way in a conveniently packed, highschooler looking way.

[@mush-broom]

WDYM? Yuuka is my wife and I love her so much. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to take my pills.

[@GensouChronicle]

Pills to alway rember happy day!

[@blue6sub6remnant6]

I like how showing an entire tanuki, huge nutstack and all, on-screen at 2:23 is completely fine for youtube. Presumably, as long as the video itself doesn't explain what's actually being shown. I get that the Monster Girl Encyclopida Vol.2 cover is questionably SFW at best (plus, I can just look at my own copy), but the notion that woodblock prints of tanuki and their enormous scrotums are safe because "it's art history" makes me giggle.

[@GensouChronicle]

The world's a funny place, ain't it?

[@sumfagola]

I think its just the AI not picking up on the huge scrote since it hasn't been trained on traditional Japanese art like it has been trained on Anime/Hentai.

[@Emmariscobar]

​​@@sumfagola "It hasn't been trained on traditional art like it has been trained on hentai." We spent so long worrying that AI might turn into Skynet, that we could have never predicted that it would instead turn into a degenerate!

[@Dias-sq2yd]

The real question is, who is going to stop me to do it?

[@GensouChronicle]

Akyuu with her triple cross punch. :👊

[@Somebody_VK]

Masochists would enjoy that. Not saying I am one.

[@DMphobia]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." ~Dr. Ian Malcom, Jurrasic Park (1993)

[@DR3ADER1]

"Science isn't about "Why?", it's about "Why not?!" ~Cave Johnson, Portal 2 (2011)

[@mahwiiiife408]

I've been wondering about this recently, thanks for the encouragement :D

[@touhouspam]

so you're telling me there's a chance.....

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

Honestly, I would easily take a single date with utsuho above even my life

[@manga_accurate_angel]

Came for a comedic anatomy lesson stayed for the interesting history.

[@Jué_Nuva6208]

This video is helpful for a person like me who wants to visit my favourite tengu, Aya. Thank you dude, very cool

[@GensouChronicle]

🙏

[@matt7399]

I think the next logical step here is to have an in depth analysis over which of the Touhou youkai you would have the best shot at for dating. Maybe even a tier list of "most likely" to "least likely to date an average human", based on the characters' personalities and their species' folklore? 😏 Anyways, another banger video. Even with the subject matter, I love the insight you're able to provide on the Japanese mythology like this. I wouldn't mind more theory videos like this on other subjects too btw.

[@GensouChronicle]

I want to do more theory videos. I have a another potential series cooking as well.

[@matt7399]

@@GensouChronicle Ah that's good to hear. Well, best of luck with the new series and all your videos and keep up the good work!

[@tanostrelok2323]

Huh, there was a touhou page who did pretty much that, albeit it was a bit more general in sense

[@jerrythemike3584]

@@tanostrelok2323 What the hell- uh, name? I am curious to see it

[@tanostrelok2323]

@@jerrythemike3584 It got deleted a few years ago, unfortunately

[@Монс-й1ь]

6:20 They not keep us away from danger, they are THE danger As unhinged as it sounds, the title of the video is actually interesting question

[@landydot6296]

Is it truly worth it to risk the chance the moment youre alone with one it bites through your skull like a jaguar? (yes)

[@uboa8060]

5:22 the best ones in touhou have the most red flags Looking at you, Yukari.

[@applenaught6768]

"Bro I swear I could fix Seija/Rumia/Nemuno." Human in charge of recovering dead bodies: "Found him."

[@axell15thewispmaster51]

Shorter answer: Yes, you can date Yokai, because we have made it "Canon" to do so. You need to be extremely willing to do so though

[@RemiliasRealHusband]

A few months behind this video, but watching it for..... reasons. A good one as always.

[@lostinloc-matthew]

Good video! Nice job sneaking the culture in there. Hyakki Yagyou isn't just referenced in Suika's title and spell cards; it's mentioned in the Japanese Goblin meme song also. The prevailing translation turns "hyakki yagyou" into "pandemonium", which IS a common metaphor, but given the context, the term is almost certainly being used in a literal sense. The song is actually stuffed to the brim with culture, and most of it flew over people's heads.

[@GensouChronicle]

Sexy medium violet Oni.

[@lostinloc-matthew]

Purple orange rhododendron oni!

[@Ikanamable]

This is a vector spectacle appreciation post. Hokuto-sensei I am begging you on my KNEES.

[@nobillismccaw7450]

When I was young, I was conflicted over the ethics of marrying a human. You see, there was a human I cared for very much - but, I wasn’t trying to mate with him, I was just trying to help him with his troubles. (His girlfriend was, basically, a fox.) Sorry if my sentence structure is weird. I’m Australian. Anyway, it’s very painful to fall in love with a human. I personally will avoid such a think. I , instead, decided it would be logical to marry someone similar to myself. (Humans would probably call him a tiger dragon.) Duty of disclosure: I am not a yokai. (I’m not from Japan.) Edit: Don’t be sad. My human friend is doing very well now. I still love him dearly, but as a friend - you understand?

[@lightskinche]

Elaborate.

[@MidnightDrake]

Yeah please, can you elaborate cause that doesn't right man.

[@telurbiru1711]

Average Australian

[@Remiliuh]

What?

[@IKnowWhatsFunnierThan24]

That fontcest jumpscare nearly gave me whiplash.

[@raikaria3090]

Rinnosuke is literal proof the answer is yes. He is; by blood; a Half-Youkai. One parent human, the other youkai. Now; what KIND of youkai we don't know. Big difference between a humanoid youkai and making a baby with Kogasa, an umbrella you know?

[@tanostrelok2323]

As far a youkai go, there are better examples than an umbrella with a giant tongue.

[@raikaria3090]

@@tanostrelok2323 I mean if you can explain how to impregnate an umbrella... I used Kogasa as a biological example.

[@tanostrelok2323]

@@raikaria3090 I mean, compare that with trying to bang Unzan.

[@kyuumulonimbus]

@@tanostrelok2323 mmmmmm yes, cloud co- i mean-

[@raikaria3090]

@@tanostrelok2323 Unzan is male. Also; he's a shapeshifter. He could presumably take a... biologically suitable form. Also Nyuudou have to come from... uh... somewhere. But on the top of *dating* youkai. Nothing stopping you dating either of them. I'm saying I get the feeling Rinnosuke isn't part Tsukumogami. Although his ability... might actually suggest otherwise when I think of it.

[@TASTEGROUND]

the intro is amazing

[@GreatChicken2]

Lets just put this into context - THE Court Astrologer, Abe no Seimei, claims one side of his ancestral heritage is from a kitsune. Also, O-Yuki the snow woman canonically gave her husband 13 children. In other words, if you are damn sure you won't become lunch or dinner, go forth and give the world some halves.

[@POOKHT]

Good to know seija is the absolute worse option with her being my favorite character. Still waiting for that vector spectacle chapter 6 too...

[@jansolo4628]

Seija could be worse, at least she's not a L*narian

[@israelhusky]

I've been waiting for vector spectacle 6 for years as well!

[@DR3ADER1]

@@jansolo4628 That's why Sagume exists.

[@zekeram129]

A mortal, with a magical being? So like... being the opposite of Zeus?

[@TheAdamsMcCall]

This channel always baits me using my most basical instincts and yet always gives me something better. This is the best thing that happened to me so far

[@GensouChronicle]

thanks!

[@atomic1581]

By reading the tittle i immediately thought of Rinnosuke. Really love this video, keep up the good work.

[@GensouChronicle]

Thanks.

[@thesleepypiggy]

Whatever conclusion is made, it's not stopping me.

[@GensouChronicle]

That's the spirit.

[@reale_ly]

I love Seija

[@GensouChronicle]

Same. She's perfect.

[@Darkusaido]

You mean you hate Seija

[@atwistedb]

3:45 Yokai Watch mentioned!!! (Also if you want to date a Yokai just use a forbidden fruit smh my head)

[@beanshapeAli]

those last 10 seconds were unhinged

[@gappystu]

You make me laugh so hard I slam my desk! Fucking funny, 10/10

[@Freddy_6245]

Kagerou, the prime example and basically main reason for why most people want to date youkai. She's lonesome guys, come on.

[@GensouChronicle]

Don't worry. I'll give her all the attention she needs.

[@Aomgar]

Also that its suggested that she was human before. Which is why i would waifu her more than Momiji. 19 Spoilers I wonder if that will apply for the new characters like Zanmu who was also human

[@alanguvi7148]

​@@AomgarWe actually have a big reason to think that she has always been a werewolf, and it's that it was confirmed in one of akyu's books when talking about keine that half-beasts keep some kind of human form when transforming only if they have been cursed, while they will have a full transformation if they are a half-beast by nature (like how Kagerou turns into a full on wolf at will).

[@braydeno4189]

Yes but also Ran

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

I realized halfway through that I was being jebaited into listening to a Touhou fan ramble on about youkai, but I like your funny words, magic man, so here I am at the end of the video having thoroughly enjoyed myself.

[@Touhoularper1836]

Ok now i know how make Yukari Yakumo my wife, thanks GensouChronicle.

[@Teufer2]

About the "Magical Wife" subject. There is a legend in Swiss Folklore of a Mountain Farmer that married a elfen maiden with magical powers. It ended with her turning into a snake demon and struggle snuggle him. (not the kinky kind) Fascinating that all around the world there are many different folkloric creatures. And there was always some people that asked the question. Even centuries ago. So? Can we bang them?

[@GensouChronicle]

Why not?

[@Teufer2]

@@GensouChronicle Not to kink shame anyone. But french kissing slippery snake demons is just not my thing. That's why.