If you’re thinking ‘Geoff, it’s MONDAY!’ Then see my EE phone signal rant. Yeah it took 18 hours to upload this video!! Have a great day - another video coming later on.
@Hasdac9 ай бұрын
I thought it was Tuesday 😮
@MrChriss0009 ай бұрын
Geoff, I know 2 people who own RANGErovers, and they buy them to show other people they can AFFORD to buy them. Neither of them know much about cars or mechanics, one of them wears a genuine rolex in the wetherspoons but is an unpopular round dodger.
@rprodgers19 ай бұрын
It would be funny …. if it didn’t affect people’s jobs due to JLR mismanagement
@leeboss3739 ай бұрын
I think you’re wrong Geoff. If inflation has risen 4% over 12 months and EE haven’t raised their prices in that said 12 months, then they’ll be earning 4% less in real terms than they were 12 months before. Whilst all their cost such as energy, rents and wages etc have gone up 4%. But also we all know the CPI is BS and probably half what the true inflation level is, as it suits the government to be an under estimate . As they can inflate the national debt away and make the public think they’re better off than they are. Helping MP’s to get re-elected.
@FreeFlyerUk9 ай бұрын
@@MrChriss000 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡s
@AstonColey9 ай бұрын
They put the age in to show the driver is not under 25 where insurance is exorbitant. Great vid.
@G-ra-ha-m9 ай бұрын
Normally they also say the value of their house!! :D
@robertnightingale41019 ай бұрын
Strange that 'off road' vehicles are now hidden off road to stop them getting stolen.
@lparky44099 ай бұрын
Farmers reckon thieves are using drones checking where farm equipment is stored so possibly the same is happening.
@timhicks21549 ай бұрын
I’d rather pull out all my nasal hairs and floss with them, than buy a Mange Rover.
@phileasflogg90459 ай бұрын
£5K isn't that Lee's annual coffee bill while waiting for his EV to charge😂
@DaleSteel9 ай бұрын
Geoff. You mentioned range rover paying off press. Maybe that's why the range rover that drove into a school has disappeared from history
@fortnitefred13519 ай бұрын
Medical situation may have been the cause.🤷
@GeoffBuysCars9 ай бұрын
I think that story is much darker and there’s more to reveal.
@fortnitefred13519 ай бұрын
@@GeoffBuysCars could you elaborate please.
@BRMCaptChaos9 ай бұрын
Possibly c19 Jab related. @@fortnitefred1351
@lparky44099 ай бұрын
Might be in a police forensic garage, the driver was bailed until January so possibly more to come soon.
@imbonkers36299 ай бұрын
Seen a guy in America get quoted $39k for a new battery 😮is car was only worth $40k , sold is car gone bk to diesel 🙄
@StephenButlerOne9 ай бұрын
The Hyundai guy? If so cos it got so much press they sorted him out, giving him a big cheque and a discount on a brand new Hyundai. We just all need to make a big stink for these companies to do the right thing. I actually have an ioniq, so 🤞
@josephberrie95509 ай бұрын
canada not america and its his not is
@kadmow9 ай бұрын
@@josephberrie9550 , ha ha, as you guys call Britain, Europe, they mayaswell just call all you guys American. It Is the Americas, the North Americas, even.. The "is" was probably a slang British shortenning from "his" - as you assume'd (not a typo), they don't teach them to spell "official English" any more, as that would be cultural forcing, let the dialect roll.
@robertsmith29569 ай бұрын
@@kadmow I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to be trudoes boss either. what canada? never heard of it..... then again not price moved to canada and lives in LA........
@JoeBManco9 ай бұрын
Hold on, the car knows it is stolen? Here's a crazy idea, if the car knows it is stolen, make it to where it can't be stolen.
@gilleyb19009 ай бұрын
Or make it drive to a secure area
@JoeBManco9 ай бұрын
@@gilleyb1900 KZbin once again deleted my reply. In the future all EVs will include an autodestruct feature known as thermal runaway. Maybe manufacturers should make that part of their antitheft features.
@janegreen93409 ай бұрын
Went to our lovely cinema last week, one of the ads was for - guess what? - luckily we were the only people in at the time as we were creased with laughter.
@sullivan9129 ай бұрын
As for the details about the man's age, its the Daily Mail, Geoff. Just be thankful they didn't tell you how much his house is worth.
@duggdog91029 ай бұрын
Geoff witnessed a vogue being stolen on Saturday in daylight , Eastern European gang in the cotswolds
@GeoffBuysCars9 ай бұрын
Really?! How was it?
@noelward80479 ай бұрын
Is your Geoff OK ?
@wonyankeesays56619 ай бұрын
My Ram pick up is insured by SMITH AND WESSON 😂
@davidshanahan51349 ай бұрын
Do you sleep in it?
@russcattell955i9 ай бұрын
Not In Europe matey boy.
@johnmcdonnell51759 ай бұрын
I once saw a bumper sticker on pick up in the US that said ‘ Body Piercing by Smith and Wesson
@travelbugse28299 ай бұрын
It's the opposite here in the UK. Come, please, and plug some Land Rovers with your high-calibre insurance company. You'll be a hero.
@wonyankeesays56619 ай бұрын
@@davidshanahan5134 yes it has a camper shell,,diesal heater,,refrigerator,,toilet set up,,it's quite comfortable
@tonyhodgkinson45869 ай бұрын
it must be cheaper to just get fined for having no insurance.
@Mitch-Hendren9 ай бұрын
6 points as well now. They got wise to it
@CosmicSeeker699 ай бұрын
But RFL is optional
@enkisdaughter47959 ай бұрын
If you have paid Vehicle Excise Tax (otherwise known as Road Fund Licence) and are found *NOT* to be insured, then automatically you are found to be no longer taxed.
@enigmaticalpaul9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Ford Sierra Cosworth issue back in the day. They could be broken into with a hair clip...Performance of a super car, security of a shed.😂😂
@hendongooner73839 ай бұрын
Since so many Range Rovers have been and being stolen - maybe the Police should stop all Range Rovers they see being driven to see if they are insured - if not then they are obviously being driven by the thieves that most probably stole the vehicle. QED
@andrewwaller59139 ай бұрын
Not that many Police about anymore 😂
@bentullett60689 ай бұрын
Police too busy planning the next rainbow parade event.
@ProfessorSynth9 ай бұрын
Police don’t give a toss
@ChrisHipkiss9 ай бұрын
If a disgruntled owner torches his top end Range Rover would it be a bonfire of the vanities? Hehe.
@strongandco9 ай бұрын
We need a new statistic for thefts per car sold expressed as a percentage. Maybe ask our JLR guy if he would like to fund the research those stats to conclusively prove that JLR aren't the most stolen cars - that might quieten him down a bit.
@jamesm909 ай бұрын
The JLR PR isn't working, it just winds up already cross and disappointed people.😮
@JM00-v9c9 ай бұрын
Geoff, you are hilarious . I think you should be reading the news on TV 👍
@julesviolin9 ай бұрын
⚠️Just went past our local Arthur Daley used car lot in Mochdre North Wales where they usually have at least 15 Range Rovers ..........not ONE to be seen. They must have got rid back to auction. Who the hell is buying them and why if they are uninsureable? Is someone stock piling them or is JLR buying them back as a parts source? 😂
@daddylonglegs20109 ай бұрын
There's a rumor going round it's JLR that's getting them knicked and stripped 🤣😂
@noelward80479 ай бұрын
Very funny delivery on a serious problem. JLR have made a complete mess of the situation.
@GeoffBuysCars9 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@CosmicSeeker699 ай бұрын
@@GeoffBuysCars - I think that they're struggling to stay anything near solvent. My guess is that is why there are so many JLR units still waiting for warranty parts - everything they get for their supplies goes straight to new builds.
@robertsmith29569 ай бұрын
I wonder if the insurance rates aren't because of Top Gear driving them up the side of a dam? 😅🤣
@Ultravox19819 ай бұрын
The hat would give it away, Geoff. It was you pushing the RR into the canal. 🤣
@davidbarlow3509 ай бұрын
My everyday driver is 22 years old,and i can't see any self respecting thief wanting to be seen dead in it. Save yourself a £100,000 and having to buy a flat cap and wellies to fit in.
@philipbellew96459 ай бұрын
Years ago I had a safety recall on my L322 Range Rover (brake hose failure). 4 dealers were contacted and the quickest they could deal with this was 3 months. Why do you think there are so many independent Land Rover specialists out there. Unreliable product plus main dealers who are disinterested in helping once you have bought it. When they work they are great but.............
@moonshinepz9 ай бұрын
and JLR lawyers jump all over indie landrover people with trademark claims the moment they find anything like land rover in the business name or sineage.
@littlestinker97169 ай бұрын
The ultimate "Not my problem!" situation. Lucky him.
@robertsmith29569 ай бұрын
you would think they would follow the charge charges to locate the stolen electric. Bad guy can't afford a lawyer waiting for all his charge holds to refund if the chase lasts for long.
@Wolfman579 ай бұрын
You must be mad to buy a Land rover or Range rover or Jaguar as the manufacturer couldn't give a toss once you've bought one. Customer service is zero !!! They will probably go bust sometime very soon.
@kevinjones39009 ай бұрын
Going bust that will be by design then.
@Hattonbank9 ай бұрын
£670million profit in the last quarter!
@Cotictimmy9 ай бұрын
I watch this Land Rover fiasco with my perfectly satisfactory 2007 Ford C-Max 1.8 diesel (which I bought 6 years ago for £4000) and I think 'Thank God I wasn't tempted to buy a status symbol car'. If I get excited about a nice looking car these days, I'll check myself & think - 'All cars are assets depreciating to Zero. It's just a question of how fast. Just get a solid, sensible cheap one.'
@thebollock94279 ай бұрын
Hope you've had the wet belt done mate😬
@bobphillips21889 ай бұрын
Quite so, never buy newer than about 5 years old after shedloads of depreciation has already gone. Ford of that era always a good proposition.
@kmack57999 ай бұрын
I don't drive a Range Rover as I prefer to get from A-B but out of curiosity I got an insurance quote on a comparison site for a 2018 Range Rover and it was £900 for the year which I thought was quite reasonable...
@TheLastOilMan9 ай бұрын
I live in the Middle East I rarely lock my LE 4. and often leave keys in the tray ! O h yeah fill it up for 30 USD (20 quid ?)
@grim32289 ай бұрын
When i see a Range Rover i litrally laugh, so i laugh alot while driving. I worked at JLR for years.🤣
@bobwalker89079 ай бұрын
I do that when i see an electric car wanker with his green stripe and the 20-30 thousand depreciation
@guardcharlie25769 ай бұрын
You always cheer me up 😂😂 thank you so much
@breseler9 ай бұрын
Quote for 2023/24 for my V50 was actually lower than the premium for 22/23.... Wonder what 24/25 will be? Am also really annoyed that the £0 VED rate for my car is being scrapped next year - I will have to pay £20 a year going forward!!!!😠 TWENTY POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!🤬🤬 Also, can we do a whip round to buy you a steering wheel cover - that scabby mess sitting in the corner is most offputting...
@andrewjacobs32199 ай бұрын
I thought for a moment that you meant our man Geoff when you referred to the scabby mess . My mistake .
@lparky44099 ай бұрын
A nice furry pink one, lol.
@lesrush62989 ай бұрын
Out land rover 110 went into land rover Preston for a service ,when it came back there was screws on the floor ,a week later the Land Rover went missing and we never got it back ,some one had taken the tracker out wile it was in for its service
@thebollock94279 ай бұрын
Mental 😂
@crazyforcars9 ай бұрын
This total JLR thing is such a joke. Unbelievable.
@barrywhite56229 ай бұрын
Thought this video would never get here 😂😂
@GeoffBuysCars9 ай бұрын
Same!! Polestar one next 😂😂 4pm ish
@smelltheglove20389 ай бұрын
Dang, I was hoping the polestar video would’ve been first.
@glenfordburrell10769 ай бұрын
...because there's no fool like an old fool!
@fijack42909 ай бұрын
I think this whole situation his hilarious. The folk in London drive around in their 4x4 off-road capable 'Chelsea Tractors' and the nearest to 'off-road' they'll ever get is a stop at Sainsbury's car park! They all need a good dose of reality.
@martindenny86429 ай бұрын
Waitrose please dahhhling sainsbury is so downmarket
@timhicks21549 ай бұрын
Some car thieves have no taste
@mickmelbourneaustralia13059 ай бұрын
Your assessment on older car's is almost accurate. The problem is when a known high wear part is no longer available and not made by an after market manufacturer. Also, older car's are usually much easier to work on. Unnecessary electronics is killing new cars. Why does the computer need to control the boot release or petrol flap? Yet alone the accelerator. Really?
@claywilson61499 ай бұрын
You can't do videos like this in South Africa. They will pull you out , rob you then drive away with your car. ..but don't feel bad for us . Watch your back. The same is on its way for you up there. Be safe 🙏
@alastair98949 ай бұрын
Yes, we realise it is coming to us. 😢
@hendrickswart41229 ай бұрын
Geoff, you gave the answer to the problem right at the end. Make all RRs electric, so they won't work and no thief will be able to move them. In the once off case were there is a mobile electric RR, it will go up in flames the moment that the thief drives off.
@dennism78139 ай бұрын
I've just seen an advert for the latest Aston Martin with a wiz-bang turbo charger providing 707 thoroughbred horses. No mention at all about an electric car? I guess the rich and powerful will be the last to give up the love for real powerful ICE cars.
@ebzZzZ9 ай бұрын
at first i thought you meant a floating sauna captain in Birmingham lol
@1x3dil9 ай бұрын
Like a lot of things these days that don’t get sorted , the business of cars being stolen should get more attention than it does . Surely they could intercept their transportation out of the country if nothing else . But of course this would require intelligent policing , which would be impossible under the present circumstances .
@barriewilliams45269 ай бұрын
What's wrong with people? Even footballers are not buying Range Rovers😂
@RobsNeighbor9 ай бұрын
Hello from Wisconsin what a great way to start the day
@michaellowe36659 ай бұрын
The only reason they are not the most stolen vehicles is that thieves are afraid of a breakdown during their getaway.
@Rawdil9 ай бұрын
Sods law, it's probably the only time it won't break down. 😂
@fortnitefred13519 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter the party in power, its the uniparty. Bought and paid for.
@LeVolture9 ай бұрын
So, when cops see a rangerover on the road they should pull them over since it's most likely stolen....
@ellisjames85179 ай бұрын
You should get a quote on some range rovers Geoff see what you get quoted new and old. When is the video coming of depreciation difference of the Taycan and Teslas?
@TheNeverred19 ай бұрын
Geoff has your famous flood buster been stolen from its new keeper yet?
@dennism78139 ай бұрын
BTW. Zelenskyy of the Ukraine has recently requested Range Rovers type vehicles for his war effort. maybe that's where they're going?
@CosmicSeeker699 ай бұрын
To go alongside his $47million yacht is that??
@sullivan9129 ай бұрын
They are just to transport his coke supply
@dmitrikhmelevski92149 ай бұрын
these ones plus all 4x4s diesels euro5 and lower that are ulez "scrapped" for 2000K in London and send to help the efforts.
@Hattonbank9 ай бұрын
Where is his yacht, what is it called and have you a photo of it plus ownership details?@@CosmicSeeker69
@kevinjones39009 ай бұрын
Motorcycles meet the back of a transit van every day. Even bicycles are costing over 10k go missing every day. And 0 fxxxs given. But as soon as the status symbols go missing. Big news.
@andrewjacobs32199 ай бұрын
Its ironic that the company that owns Jaguar Landrover is called TATA . When many owners are saying ta tarr to their expnsive cars when they are stolen or returned to the finance company .
@thebollock94279 ай бұрын
Ah the TATA Loadbeta. What a truck they were.
@shelterstation9 ай бұрын
They not saying they won’t insure, they just charging a rediculous price.
@mattsmith46059 ай бұрын
Thefts are down on new Range Rovers because they're still in dealer's showroom.
@fatyank449 ай бұрын
Hi Geoff. The only way to stop the theft of so many rangerover s, is to slash the the price. If they sold for say 30k, it wouldn't be worth the hassle and that figure is still more than the build quality. Should we all sue jaguar landrover for pushing up the cost of our insurance because they penny pinch on security 🤔. Great video 📹 👍, keep them coming. Ps, I drive a 2006 honda civic, which I paid £1200 two years ago...
@madmax08149 ай бұрын
If there’s no reason for any insurance company to NOT insure JLR vehicles, then…. why do JLR insurance refuse to insure JLR vehicles…? 🤔
@David-fj5lz9 ай бұрын
These are unsellable now
@DonJuanDM9 ай бұрын
My opposite Jones neighbor came to my door trying to make a conversation "I sold my company" which he only owns a small fraction. The first thing he bought is a Range Rover. Enough said.
@terryglover32159 ай бұрын
'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics!'
@PenryMMJ9 ай бұрын
I'm with you that buying expensive new cars is a complete waste of money, but I wouldn't criticise people who do. If, for example, someone spent £65,000 on a BMW X5 back in 2006, that's the equivalent of spending £108,000 today. It's an obscene amount of money, but that X5 is a real bargain today.
@DwaynePipes9 ай бұрын
Old-car buyers need new car buyers. It's a symbiotic relationship!😂
@FoxyEmGee9 ай бұрын
The reason we are not seeing abandoned RR is because they get stolen before spotted
@David-tt2mt9 ай бұрын
Shakes head in dismay.🙄
@Tl-rs1dv9 ай бұрын
If 1 in 20 of £100k car gets stolen every year , that's £5k per car on average the insurance needs to cover just the stolen cars
@Rich.Aardvark9 ай бұрын
People are selling Range Rovers for next to nothing. I know someone who got one for £500. It used to be worth around 10 times more.
@bentullett60689 ай бұрын
Owners of the other luxury brands in the theft list also struggling. Owners of Lexus RX models are also being refused insurance due to the theft issue.
@desslone9 ай бұрын
Strange how the dealers can't get parts. when so many are stolen and stripped for parts.
@nickholmshaw84689 ай бұрын
Sorry but i have to smile....I've been following the information about the problems with JLR on my you tube page and now an advert has appeared to see if I want to by a shipping container🙂
@gerard79979 ай бұрын
This weekend I tried, just for fun, to get a quote for an insurance for a Tesla 2016. After filling in all the data I got the message: "we cannot insure this car" 😮
@henrywartemberg27959 ай бұрын
Btw Ilford to E11 (Wanstead) are both London and also really close. Im surprised how quick that was. It’s about 10-15min drive between the two areas
@johnryan-he2ru9 ай бұрын
Maybe JLR should copy the way Mr Bean locked his car, use a padlock.
@dodgerboe9 ай бұрын
So OSTENTATIOUS & VAIN :95% of the owners don’t even know what’s a greenlane let alone live on a farm … they make me die when they a see a puddle and drive around it or turn around 😂
@jessicaandtrains77689 ай бұрын
Lets not forget this also raises big questions about our societies and who lives around us
@alastair98949 ай бұрын
Well said, very subtle. I bet 99.9% of people reading your comment haven't got a clue about what you are talking.
@phillipknechtel98949 ай бұрын
Why doesn’t the car just call the police and say “ I’m being stolen!”
@Royboy509 ай бұрын
I’m puzzled,if these cars are so easy to steal who is buying them from the thieves nothing makes sense here
@declanbrady51729 ай бұрын
Geoff you forgot to add the fact that they burn down multi million pound car parks and kills hundreds or thousands of other cars in the aforementioned car park...😂😂😂
@craiggmelville9 ай бұрын
Either someone will steel one or it will go up in flames, so whatever happens the issue will just go away!
@bobphillips21889 ай бұрын
And at least it's not an X-7! But yeah, older, high milage diesels rock!
@enkisdaughter47959 ай бұрын
Years ago gangs used to steal luxury cars here in the kingdom, then hire containers and ship them to places like Australia and New Zealand. I watched an Australian police programme (Highway Patrol) and the police stopped a luxury car for something minor. Red bells started ringing with the police officers when it was spotted that the number on the engine block had been erased. They could, however l, make out the number in the very bottom of the windscreen and ran it. Turns out it had been stolen in the UK about a year earlier and shipped over in a container. They then showed footage of the owner in the UK being told that his car had been found, following which he was harassed by the insurance company saying they wanted their money back. If you pitched this as an idea for a television programme, you’d get turned down because it was too ridiculous.
@portland-1829 ай бұрын
Adrian Mardell says "there's no reason whatsoever that insurance companies should not gladly and readily insure these new vehicles" - perhaps he should have a word with Jaguar Land Rover's own insurance suppliers, who refuse to insure them too.
@GHOST56639 ай бұрын
The insurance on these vehicles is obviously cheaper in whichever country they are being exported to. Why not register the car over there and buy a 'green card' policy for use in the UK, might be cheaper. I hope that the thieves paid the London ULEZ charge before they got caught.
@SmallWonda9 ай бұрын
Hilarious, Mate! Such a shame! RR did use to be my 'fav' aspirational car - but I am a farm girl, so some justification - and this was back when a Range Rover really tried to be a pathfinder... (70s/80s!)
@bobmirdiff20439 ай бұрын
Deep Thought! JLR = Tata; Port Talbot Steel Plant = Tata! JLR announced Record Profits last week - Window Dressing for a sale!
@Royboy509 ай бұрын
I get it now ,the dealers don’t have spares so the dealers nick the cars to supply the spares ,now it all makes complete sense sense
@martinbobfrank9 ай бұрын
I may be wrong here, but I remember a story about the top managers at Range Rover going to China to sell a small part. However, the top bosses at RR got pissed and sold the whole company to them for buttons. That was about twenty-five years ago.
@martinbobfrank9 ай бұрын
@@johnb3141 I'll have either. Thanks for that, and don't be long!
@dsmhiggins679 ай бұрын
You should get Harry (from Harry’s farm) on to give his paid opinion on how great RR and LD are. Listening to his gushing commentary on them makes me sick.
@adamfarmiloe9 ай бұрын
They use a signal blocker to prevent you from locking them but you think you have. Then they program a new key within seconds
@system11yt9 ай бұрын
Can we agree that keyless entry was always a stupid idea for very lazy people and that pressing a button on a remote was actually not much hassle?
@peterwilding12039 ай бұрын
When you divide the amount JLR has allegedly spent on upgrading security by the number of vehicles affected - that's not much on a per car basis. Throwing money at a problem doesn't count for anything, it's how effectively you use it.
@leegould53069 ай бұрын
Perhaps for improved customer satisfaction the stolen Range Rovers should automatically phone the owners insurance company to get the claim started early..
@robertdobson64909 ай бұрын
A persons age is very relevant when considering the price of a new insurance policy
@ciupak79329 ай бұрын
Car insurance is NOT about car.. it's about lawyers fees.
@ciaranburke32439 ай бұрын
To much money in the wrong places goeff like you said absolute bollox 😂
@SGSAutomotive9 ай бұрын
Punted my Range Rover Sport and got a lovely GLE instead now as well
@timhicks21549 ай бұрын
I do like the shouty bits!
@Elsie-uy2kl9 ай бұрын
That was hilarious Geoff. There are other better brands available that are not at such a high risk of being stolen so why are idiots still buying them? In the scheme of things RRs are unimportant. I'd buy German. 👍😄
@SidneyLewis-dm7ny9 ай бұрын
Awesome video as usual
@charliepower91929 ай бұрын
a family member who's 19 just paid £ 5k for first insurance on a 58 plate 1.4 mini last week Geoff
@adamfarmiloe9 ай бұрын
Just done a quote for a Range Rover svr, Wolverhampton 30 years no claims 48 years old, 6k