He Lost His Virginity To The...Lunch Lady? - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Las Vegas, Tulsa, Minneapolis, Seattle, Fargo, Detroit, Edmonton, Sioux Falls, Fort Collins, Spokane, Hamilton, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@kenpachikiking6179]

I signed up. Can't wait to see you in Buffalo someday.

[@sterling9852]

Lunch lady made him sloppy John

[@patrick815]

That coming back for seconds was lighting fast and brilliant

[@anywallsocket]

Twisted Teas and Plan Bs is insane 😂😂😂

[@aertos_xas]

Bro, you have the best crowd management skills I've ever seen. Kudos

[@thyhandrevolve]

-because he HATH-possession of THE best crowd management skills on the still-living PLANET.

[@dynamopro2928]

Council of Trent 🤣😂

[@Booff420]

I'm voting for this guys balls. Left pres, right vice.

[@donflo3]

“You graduated high school and came back for seconds” I need to have my stomach pumped 💀

[@sergeiarend3392]

That "abortion joke in the first trimester" was amazing 😂 Pretty sure it'll never get old. Just like... nvm

[@areichental]

#1 crowd work moment of all time. This could be on a special.

[@JudasIscariot81]

I love that Google lists Geoffrey as a musical artist.

[@Highsinberg420]

Can’t wait for the new special Geoffrey! Come back to Appleton!

[@NeillMcAttack]

Some of the best riffs I've seen!! Bravo!

[@biuliu7157]

That shirt response was insane. Based Geoff

[@jessem5564]

Wow! One of the greatest crowd work videos of all time! I'm voting for this Geoffrey Asmus guy!

[@robertbrowning7054]

Killing it as always. Missed the guitar playing :D

[@lukecarey613]

It’s the only reason I’m here.

[@tacoma87x]

I'm writing in Geoffrey for prez.

[@kenpachikiking6179]

F-ing gold everytime!

[@pwrhr]

Writing in Miss Doris

[@jcenergy2493]

Always hilarious! Thanks for your work 😊

[@TheoMurpse]

The crowdwork is so good

[@abej9790]

Spokane is Geoffrey's favorite city. I see all other cities come and go in upcoming shows but Spokane is always there. Even in Europe tour it was like Paris, Berlin, Spokane, Amsterdam ...

[@galufeta]

Oof, can't wait for that special.

[@TheTexican05]

You found the golden treasure chest when you called on “John the lunch lady banger”… 😆 👏

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Vancouver BC next tour sesh. ❤ much love dude

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

i love vancouver. im coming back in the winter. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

@@GeoffreyAsmus done deal. Winter is a good time. December 4th is my birthday. ❤️ hahah

[@davidarellano870]

Friggin Excellent!!

[@BuchananSalmon]

Come to Alaska!

[@fanta5778]

One upping the rhyme with extortion and abortion is next level

[@rextilian]

Please be ruthless with the Edmonton crowd about the Stanley Cup loss.

[@KidontheSlope]

Killing it!

[@eemoogee160]

We don't have a democracy but definitely voting against the duopoly.

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

LMAO.... fucking love it... Doris... so LOLed so hard

[@kobalt9948]

You rip dude. Thx for coming to Canada.

[@drewruff410]

I’m voting for you

[@YoGeeJeTeLoL]

You got my vote

[@michaelgiacomini4215]

This did in fact make me laugh.

[@michaeldempsey3281]

Your Catholic riffs are hilarious and pretty high reference. Love it!

[@michaelh8854]

Looking forward to the new special

[@cp-sh9nj]

Fishnets ❌ Hairnets ✅

[@michaelbustillo-sakhai5163]

Voting for Cornell West!

[@baylenreid]

The next time you come back to Minnesota, can you do some venues north of the cities? Some of us don’t venture to Murderapolis.

[@vjmickelson1]

When are you coming back to the Phoenix area? You killed at Mic Drop Mania in Chandler. (I’d suggest waiting until summers over though.)

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im back in the winter thank god. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@TommyLikeTom]

there was some lady in the crowd boiling an old fashioned kettle

[@cindyfofi5160]

Love that you have a special!!!!! Please come back to Charlotte Geoff! Shoot it here! Like Rife did....only better!! ❤️❤️

[@PapaWolfDogZeus]

I was gonna leave a comment on the last video, but there was no guitar

[@sidsmith8385]

Great off the cuff comedy.. 🇦🇺

[@coreytherockstarduh]

Holy fuck dude change those guitar strings lolol

[@JudasIscariot81]

How she scoops tbe goulash 😂

[@TommyLikeTom]

the "weird camera angle" at the end reminds me of the genius that was tobuscus, and how people like you only have a chance because he was taken down by some kind of weird conspiracy involving keemstar.

[@troyhongsermeier9462]

undoubtedly Biden; missed you in SoCal but hope to see you in FoCo

[@MrSknottykid]

😂😂😂 Hilarious!

[@maverick7291]

You know what they say; if you don't vote, you don't have the right to complain.

[@jasongravely7217]

How come so many people who vote complain then?

[@jsmith434w]

not voting in protest is better than voting out of obligation. you are just sheepishly participating in a system rigged against you

[@jamesmckinney3264]

I will vote for any candidate that pledges to put bidets in public school bathrooms.

[@jeffreykipperman6894]

Honestly Geoff, I might vote for you. You're under 80, liberal minded, funny as hell, and play guitar.

[@no_snap]

Vermin Supreme for prez! As long as Asmus is VP

[@DSled]

You keep crushing

[@johnburke8375]

I’m voting Asmus 2024

[@tameshewolf]

How did you know I need comment prompts!? I'm not American though so this one does not apply to me 😅

[@dogchaser520]

Pretend you are. On the internet, Americans think everyone is an American (literally, I'm not kidding)

[@tameshewolf]

@@dogchaser520 hahaha

[@G_Whiz]

Plot twist: He was attending the show with the lunch lady's husband.

[@Nicky_Dore]

Another alpha set

[@dogchaser520]

Alpha's RISE UP !!! 🫎🫎🫏

[@broc226]

18yo John got his hands on a sexdoll of Lunchlady Doris from the Simpsons

[@Landmeinz]

Voting for the lunch lady

[@NoelBuller]

Geoff, you’re the best! Need to see you before blow up and start acting like Chappelle

[@abfleks]

So funny... i don't get how he is this funny and has 54k subs...

[@delamomanny]

So underrated man

[@adverteasing]

SOTD = Lunchlady Land -A. Sandler

[@nutcazbasbax]

Come to Brisbane, Australia!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

never

[@nutcazbasbax]

@@GeoffreyAsmus you know you want to

[@swagavelli93]

I'm voting for Lunch Lady Doris

[@DjSubstain]

Are you doing a show in Norway or Sweden by any chance? Would love to see you live.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

it will be on the next european tour. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@DjSubstain]

​@@GeoffreyAsmus Will do! Thanks!

[@SoftAsFur]

plug in that ax and let the Alpha riffs fly!

[@borlanderobertson5666]

I wish you were playing Comedy works in Denver but Wende has a terrible booker rn😢😢😢 but Davids club is dope I am driving the hour for you❤

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

davids club is dopeeee

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

love the aborsh joke dude! Come to LOL SA soon please!!!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

i did LOL last fall. Ill be back in early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@SailorGreenTea]

Yay

[@gabrielgreen9883]

Buy this dude gin and tonics and forgive your mothers

[@skeptic_al]

Given the trump fans in your audience, I agree! Voting is stoopid!

[@kayne3232]

Joey B all day

[@emperorbingo]

Denver please

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im there in the winterrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@04azgoat]

Add Phoenix to your stops!!!!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

going there in the winterrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@evdm7482]

Torches n pitch forks by the time you’re outa gods country… ‘pitch forks’ could be the south’s shark tank

[@gabrielgreen9883]

Voting Poilièvre in Canada

[@oppositeofh8]

thanks for lowering your standards & finally coming back to seattle. oh & i'm voting for you to shave that beard.

[@wilsonfields7969]

Still waiting for you to come back to DC

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

just booked for late this year. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@joeygio]

I’m voting for jackson s.

[@SKIDSnSTUFF]

Wolves!? You're dead to me

[@AJohnSmith]

Sloppy toppy, Joe.

[@knaz7468]

man you got some serious softballs in this one ... fodder for the alpha

[@JV-vt5qu]

Trump!!! Come to Fort Worth on tour

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im in beautiful DFW in the fall. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@itsTtttank]

Twisted teas and plan B's 🫠

[@bendelosangeles3560]

You've been looking great lately! The beard looks great on you. You are funny as always~ Come to San Diego soon! You were here recently, right? Biden ALL THE WAY! We really can do without a convicted felon in office again?

[@daratencion3845]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4TUgZ9mjtdqmq8si=qxcPS2SYIzKKS3Fj Preeminent Legal scholar Dedicated Lib Dem Supporter and friend of Biden says Trump not a C F. He says bogus case that will unravel in appeals and that the Dem apparatus operating unconstitutionally.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

5 shows in SD in december. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@randoru1871]

😂😂😂

[@NathanRussell-lo8kd]

Geoff. Please come back to SF my dear boy!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

fine i am next januaryyyy. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@broome090]

DJT for the first time

[@SenorDecimus]

Come to San Diego

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

5 shows there in decemberrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@lukesnow518]

Voting Trump, I also think you are hilarious and would like to know if you know Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis? You need to go on there pod ASAP!

[@L6e200011]

❤

[@zacharybrowning4918]

Alpha comedy 💪

[@johnmcfarlane8610]

Come to Kansas City!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

fineeeee. its on the docket for early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@mp_ogo7751]

Great clip! I was laughing the entire time. TRUMP 2014!

[@jbd11691]

Finally another guy that thinks it's pointless to vote!

[@DexteroExplosion]

😂

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

being a catholic since birth, i can double down on this alpha comedians take on it being the one true faith.

[@psicobassmanecdqemsd]

also, the pope being a piece of manure is true as well.