Body Positivity Makes No Sense - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy

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Geoffrey Asmus

Geoffrey Asmus

Күн бұрын

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@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Ай бұрын
HEY KIDS. SUB FOR WEEKLY VIDEOS AND COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Louisville 12/5 Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7 San Diego 12/13 - 12/15 NYC 12/18 Omaha 12/20 - 12/21 Minneapolis 12/29 - 12/31 Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 Gainesville 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/6 Cincinnati 2/7 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@ThePaulRobertDavis
@ThePaulRobertDavis 2 жыл бұрын
“I did an incredible job. Good night.” Has to be the best closing line ever.
@ross.neuberth
@ross.neuberth Жыл бұрын
Goodnight everyone. I’m Kevin Hart
@EckoUntitl
@EckoUntitl Жыл бұрын
@@ross.neuberth He does kinda sound like Chief Queef
@Claego
@Claego Жыл бұрын
I mean, he repeatedly kept saying he was incredible... and he was right!
@UrNotPanda
@UrNotPanda Жыл бұрын
Only cause he was telling the truth!
@urwholefamilydied
@urwholefamilydied Жыл бұрын
the self affirming pats on the back got annoying. The opposite of self degrading comedy... they're both annoying because they're both untrue... you're doing a thing about the thing you're doing... just keep telling the jokes. You're the only one who's counting.
@taj6519
@taj6519 2 жыл бұрын
“If you’re mad at that joke tell me who she plays for?” That is gold😂😂
@CD-kh2pw
@CD-kh2pw 2 жыл бұрын
"Check and Mate Libtard" The best!
@taj6519
@taj6519 2 жыл бұрын
@@CD-kh2pw Laughed out loud by myself to a comedian I've never heard of before. The joke had it all man haha
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Mercury!
@goodscharlotte
@goodscharlotte 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 👍🏻wait, did you know that or Google it? my first thought was USA. I only know she won gold at the Olympics. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Have a good'n y'all 💜
@Ka_Gg
@Ka_Gg 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 named after the toxic liquid metal? Those feminists really need to work on their sports team names.
@seapeajones
@seapeajones 2 жыл бұрын
His self affirming running dialogue between jokes is killing it. Def following
@freespirit5719
@freespirit5719 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 yes, it’s awesome and anyone who disagrees … just too stupid to grasp comedy gold (obvs) 🤓🤭
@idkwhybut...
@idkwhybut... 2 жыл бұрын
Monologue, I think.
@Firenmage433
@Firenmage433 2 жыл бұрын
“I did an incredible job” 😂
@olive8604
@olive8604 2 жыл бұрын
That was actually the only part I didn’t really like, felt a little overdone after a while lol.
@Allenmarshall
@Allenmarshall 2 жыл бұрын
​@@olive8604 If you hear it too many times yea it starts to feel that way, that's fair.
@montanac223344
@montanac223344 Жыл бұрын
That old man coming with the "suck, slurp, or swallow" heat off the dome was amazing
@ragnarok7976
@ragnarok7976 2 ай бұрын
Mans trying to get some heated dome
@vorpalblades
@vorpalblades Ай бұрын
Grandpa takes it to the hoop.
@FeminismSurvivor
@FeminismSurvivor 5 күн бұрын
I think it was suck slurp then swallow like an order of operations. 💀
@declined7
@declined7 Жыл бұрын
Haven't heard consistent laughter like this in a while not even from the veterans. You killed it.
@ridge1970
@ridge1970 Ай бұрын
sounds fake to me . do they ever show the audience?
@LafemmebearMusic
@LafemmebearMusic 14 күн бұрын
It’s Georgia lol they love to hate everyone it’s their favorite pass time … so the bar is lowwwwwwwwww.
@LafemmebearMusic
@LafemmebearMusic 14 күн бұрын
@@LifeOfKellsyall over here pepping for him as he literally trolls you … you should check out more of his comedy you’re going to realize he’s making fun of you … how you don’t get that is the funniest part 😂😂😂😂😂
@Ragnarok6664
@Ragnarok6664 11 сағат бұрын
@@LafemmebearMusicthe comment got deleted?
@russellstewart8154
@russellstewart8154 2 жыл бұрын
Little upset that the KZbin algorithm took this long to show me this man... We need more comedians like this please
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come out to a showwww
@LiterallyCensoredDaily
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
It's because YouRube tends to frown upon truthfulness every so often. I'm honestly glad and somewhat surprised this guy hasn't been canceled by the left OR shot by the right yet. We needs this shit now more than ever!
@skooskipotato3750
@skooskipotato3750 Жыл бұрын
Bro I found it just now from someone reacting to it too.
@enterpassword3313
@enterpassword3313 Жыл бұрын
​@@LiterallyCensoredDailytruthfulness? Its not like hes a sage or something, you actually thought he was being insightful?
@islandmaaan1115
@islandmaaan1115 Жыл бұрын
A REAL comedian
@gloobark
@gloobark 2 жыл бұрын
every offensive joke he makes is clearly taking shots at the people and institutions that genuinely believe those offensive things OR he's subverting the audiences expectations with self effacement. this dude is crushing it
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for getting it
@iiiSK8orDI3iii
@iiiSK8orDI3iii 2 жыл бұрын
Refreshing honestly lol
@the_naP
@the_naP 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, is THAT what he's doing Captain Asperger's? :)
@mattbattaglia4694
@mattbattaglia4694 2 жыл бұрын
@@the_naP well there’s right winger losers in the comments loving him for being « offensive »
@the_naP
@the_naP 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattbattaglia4694 Found another one with Asperger's.
@charlesford157
@charlesford157 2 жыл бұрын
Please don't ever stop what you're doing dude. It's ok to be offended, because life is offensive. Hilarious set, loved it.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
I swear I wont give in to the woke mob. Sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@brandonandalexander
@brandonandalexander 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus you are a true king to those of us in the middle.
@energeez
@energeez 2 жыл бұрын
***the more you know
@soicybunny
@soicybunny 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonandalexander idk if there's a middle, people understand comedy or they don't.
@ParallelRentals1987
@ParallelRentals1987 2 жыл бұрын
HERE HERE
@ZachBarger
@ZachBarger 2 ай бұрын
Just discovered you recently. Finally, a Liberal comic who understands that comedy is comedy, and doesn't try to tiptoe around peoples' sensibilities the entire set. Absolutely love it!
@freegamegriff7313
@freegamegriff7313 5 күн бұрын
8:18 unbelievable he didn’t dunk on the guy who shouted “LEXI” 😂😂😂😂
@allencheshire9316
@allencheshire9316 2 жыл бұрын
Respect. Dude leans into a set most couldn't do, legit good.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea thanks man - sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@FatAlan_
@FatAlan_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to europe ya prick
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@FatAlan_ fine i will
@FatAlan_
@FatAlan_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to Cyprus (next level Europe) you'll make no money but I'll buy all the tickets
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@FatAlan_ honestly. been a dream to go to Cyprus
@Ka_Gg
@Ka_Gg 2 жыл бұрын
"If you're mad at that joke, then tell me who she plays for" Bahahaha fact! Nobody knows!
@PT_911
@PT_911 9 ай бұрын
@4:57, bloody hell he is relentless - I saw this comment and thought "oh that's an 11 minute joke....WRONG" 😂🤯😂
@Stanley_Streamer
@Stanley_Streamer 2 ай бұрын
He doesn't just offend,... he offends followed by facts and logical reasoning to heal the hurt that should have never existed in the first place! A true humanitarian humor the.rapist. if that's not funny, here's why it actually is.. 😱😂😭☠️
@schredda
@schredda 2 жыл бұрын
Bro fucking killed on every. Single. Joke. Holy shit dude, genuinely one of the best sets I’ve ever watched, was crying laughing the whole way through
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Helllll yea. Thank you man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@theharmburger3167
@theharmburger3167 2 ай бұрын
This comedian sounds like he spends all day on Reddit and 4Chan simultaneously
@Petrenko2012
@Petrenko2012 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! And the coolest old man in the audience "suck,slurp, or swallow" 😂
@gavinbenes9172
@gavinbenes9172 2 жыл бұрын
that granpa's answer had me clapping to myself alone in my room lmaooooo
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
sooooooo wild
@MagenRaquel
@MagenRaquel 2 жыл бұрын
the comedian was not ready for that dirty talk lol, it was shocking!!
@sanudasa5652
@sanudasa5652 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@MagneticMTB
@MagneticMTB 2 жыл бұрын
Most wholesome dirty comedy I’ve heard in a long time.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha i like this description a lot
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 2 жыл бұрын
Perfetto🤌👌
@terrybingwa6506
@terrybingwa6506 2 жыл бұрын
10/10 comedy. No filter. Love it!!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww - sign up for my dumb mailing list here - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@TheDrGoggles
@TheDrGoggles 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus dude, this shit is hilarous. come to tulsa!!!
@aquireeverything9382
@aquireeverything9382 2 жыл бұрын
No filter, no lies
@keymianeal6117
@keymianeal6117 2 жыл бұрын
3/5 wouldn't change a thing
@LiterallyCensoredDaily
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
Filters belong on cigarettes, which ironically enough, may also be considered "offensive" by some idiots. *lights an entire pack of Camel 99s
@dennisprivett5707
@dennisprivett5707 2 жыл бұрын
Offensive, self boasting, deadpan texture, with a sweet & sour insulting yet self-deprecating flavor, garnished with an easily missed well-thought-out absolute brilliance. Compliments to the chef. If you're not already there you're going places, you have my subscription and share.
@pyramidion5911
@pyramidion5911 Жыл бұрын
Gay ass comment
@islandmaaan1115
@islandmaaan1115 Жыл бұрын
Literally the BEST ive ever watched
@onemorecowswag
@onemorecowswag Жыл бұрын
you write like a white person lol
@devayonlett3321
@devayonlett3321 Жыл бұрын
F150
@PT_911
@PT_911 9 ай бұрын
Bro.. that review ... 🔥
@AfterSkool
@AfterSkool Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Bravo!
@davidaugustofc2574
@davidaugustofc2574 8 ай бұрын
When one of my favourite youtubers is here
@taj6519
@taj6519 2 жыл бұрын
This kind of comedy makes me think that we are going to be alright😂
@alannothnagle
@alannothnagle 2 жыл бұрын
Amen, brother!!!
@invntiv
@invntiv 2 жыл бұрын
The comedy rebound after all the woke politically correct bitches tried ruining it has been amazing. It’s truly the golden age of comedy. Cant wait til Rogan’s club opens in Austin
@LiterallyCensoredDaily
@LiterallyCensoredDaily Жыл бұрын
Fuck Obama, this guy is the REAL "hope".
@brandonmesey5096
@brandonmesey5096 2 ай бұрын
I with you
@Stanley_Streamer
@Stanley_Streamer 2 ай бұрын
Another humor therapist savior from mankind's nearly fatal descent into another dark age of cancel culture. The Karen's have retreated for now, licking their open sores like the psycho ninja kitties they are, rest not and be assured they'll be back for more of the red blood, the blood that can only bleed from the REAL. Stay Real, Stay Vigilant, Stay Funny AF!
@andrewswaray9473
@andrewswaray9473 2 жыл бұрын
I thought comedians were scared to do comedy like this. So fucking funny lol
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely woke up my entire family laughing watching this. you are so unbelievably funny dude
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea. Come to a show!
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209
@iatenailsforbreakfast8209 Жыл бұрын
@@tommyg2147 damn.
@mrjogryne
@mrjogryne Жыл бұрын
The fact my wife didn't laugh once shows how hilarious this was lmaoo 😂😂
@TechReviewTom
@TechReviewTom 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@luv_strawberriez
@luv_strawberriez 6 ай бұрын
bro what 💀💀
@labiapharts
@labiapharts 4 ай бұрын
Probably because we watched this at my place before she came home, she already knew 😂
@DRACO1ONER
@DRACO1ONER 3 ай бұрын
sounds like horrible place to be at lmao praying 4 u
@silvergirl7810
@silvergirl7810 3 ай бұрын
I was laughing my laugh off so where does that put me? Hmmm 🤔
@apidas
@apidas 2 жыл бұрын
I love NY crowd. they're the perfect combination of shocked and encouraging at the same time. like their inner daily issues finally has an outlet to come out.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
absolutely. best place to do comedy. a good mix of everyone
@G8tr1522
@G8tr1522 2 жыл бұрын
tampa has the same mix imo
@Igloo5555
@Igloo5555 2 жыл бұрын
You ripped that crowd a new asshole and left them pleasantly disturbed! Hahahaha hilarious set, man!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thanks man! Come to a show!
@noahquiles5791
@noahquiles5791 2 жыл бұрын
That was the worst way to say what we’re all thinking 😂😂😂
@iamamodel7
@iamamodel7 2 жыл бұрын
And it has a five inch birthmark right next to it.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@iamamodel7 😅😅😅
@jezzieb4995
@jezzieb4995 2 жыл бұрын
The best comedy ever this dude just crushed crushed crushed it. I will be following Cletus the fetus from now on I hope there's going to be a show near Boston sometime soon ✌️😂🤟
@johnnyvalentino8720
@johnnyvalentino8720 2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t be an altar boy anymore” 😭😭😭
@ANTHONYTERRELL
@ANTHONYTERRELL Жыл бұрын
This was the most refreshing set of dark delicious courageous comedy of the old days! Thank you sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@dkwanarts669
@dkwanarts669 2 жыл бұрын
If Southpark was a comedian- it’s this guy
@iyziejane
@iyziejane 2 жыл бұрын
The old man with the sex talk didn't hesitate to give an example because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted to protect us. A true gentleman.
@breadwatcher3908
@breadwatcher3908 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit man the killer jokes just kept going nonstop
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww
@tuxsito5704
@tuxsito5704 2 жыл бұрын
This is the strongest and tightest 16 minutes I've heard in a minute. This is legit impressive dude my hats off to you
@sebfox2194
@sebfox2194 2 жыл бұрын
You heard 16 minutes in a minute? That is legit impressive dude, my hat's off to you.
@palanch89
@palanch89 Жыл бұрын
@@sebfox2194its an expression, “i havent seen you in a minute”, just means a while
@mojojojo6400
@mojojojo6400 Жыл бұрын
What type of hat were you wearing before you did that though. I mean the one that you were wearing before you took it off though.
@ThatGuillermo
@ThatGuillermo 2 ай бұрын
"tell me who she plays for" is stellar
@alexwillis7980
@alexwillis7980 2 жыл бұрын
This was the most consistently funny set I've seen since 2020. Laughed hysterically the whole time😂 Just a phenomenal job
@retrovelcro
@retrovelcro 2 жыл бұрын
It's always a good sign when most of the laughter from the set is uncomfortable and nervous laughter
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha 😅😅
@theviking8513
@theviking8513 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal
@k1xnt
@k1xnt 2 жыл бұрын
Some of it has to be canned. So many unnecessary "OOOOooohhhhhssss"
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@k1xnt I don’t have the budget or time to add canned noises
@k1xnt
@k1xnt 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus then congratulations on finding the soyest room in America
@samuelosborn294
@samuelosborn294 2 жыл бұрын
He totally got me off guard with the "oh my God it's just an abortion joke grow up, they can't."
@zachcochran5738
@zachcochran5738 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is gonna explode, original and nonstop hilarious
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Hope you're right. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@zachcochran5738
@zachcochran5738 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus done! Thanks again for laughs!!!
@bevrosity
@bevrosity 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus mailing list? what the hell year is it?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@bevrosity unfortunately many comics are doing it again. Technology goes in circles
@bevrosity
@bevrosity 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus i live near chicago. looks like you're coming there soon!
@user-cd6vy2jg6f
@user-cd6vy2jg6f Ай бұрын
The misdirection for the punchline of the bit at 9:02 was legendary holy shit
@ghostliver
@ghostliver 20 күн бұрын
Honestly one of the best jokes I've ever heard
@justthepip
@justthepip Жыл бұрын
"Let's end on a banger but I've already given you your money's worth" lolllll
@xxshaggydogxx
@xxshaggydogxx 2 жыл бұрын
This is going into my standup collection. definitely gonna rewatch at some point
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea. Thank you!
@Strahbaerie
@Strahbaerie 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo. I love how he immediately congratulates HIMSELF for making a joke. 😆 🤣
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
If I’m not laughing why should they 😅
@AKZMusic123
@AKZMusic123 2 жыл бұрын
"I did an incredible job have a goodnight". DECEASED
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
haha Hell yea man. Thanks so much! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@Michael-wn3rh
@Michael-wn3rh Жыл бұрын
This was so good. I love the constant confidence for some reason - cracked me up. "That was a great joke. I know."
@MorganHyde-ie5ru
@MorganHyde-ie5ru 13 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's surprising you would like constant confidence. Who would like that? I prefer my confidence interspersed with crippling anxiety and self-loathing.
@ragnaroksangel
@ragnaroksangel 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is offensive as hell. I love it
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Haha hell yes
@SarahWells777
@SarahWells777 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! You don’t want to laugh but he’s hilarious!..
@jsndude
@jsndude 2 жыл бұрын
@@SarahWells777 You don’t? … Who wouldn’t? Fuck the snowflakes, cuz you’re 100% right: he’s hilarious! People were howling with laughter for a reason. … alpha bud spittin fax up there 😂
@Rectiifyy
@Rectiifyy 2 жыл бұрын
Being offensive for the sake of it isn’t a good thing lol
@XxgoodbudsxX
@XxgoodbudsxX 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rectiifyy baby
@jeremybertram5575
@jeremybertram5575 2 жыл бұрын
We need more comedians like this. Stunning and brave. 🤣
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 2 жыл бұрын
“Take the whole league buddy” 😂😂😂
@reginaldklewis
@reginaldklewis 2 жыл бұрын
He's an instant automatic favorite for me it can only get better from here
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@ToxicAvengerX
@ToxicAvengerX 2 жыл бұрын
LOL "And if your mad at the joke, tell me who she plays for"
@slavkodesik855
@slavkodesik855 2 жыл бұрын
First time seeing him, world class! Content, timing, transitions... If he keeps it up he'd be one of the greats for sure. Enjoyed every bit!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Please don't gas me up so much. I'll try not to let you down. Also sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@Firenmage433
@Firenmage433 2 жыл бұрын
Better self assured posture that translates in an auditorium and he’d kill it.
@dudefire
@dudefire 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious man every single joke BANGS. Laughed through the entire set. Can't wait to see more!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea man. Come to a show! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@enjoixander
@enjoixander 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you need your own Netflix special. You manage to be hilarious while taking jabs at everyone. The world needs this kind of comedy!
@pudimdecana51
@pudimdecana51 Жыл бұрын
What a brilliant set! His pacing, his smugness, the sheer hubris… everything well put together! Great!!
@CARUNNERUP
@CARUNNERUP 27 күн бұрын
The self affirmations have me crying laughing
@kellikakes81
@kellikakes81 2 жыл бұрын
This was so "ignantly" hilarious 🤣. I love how he kept pumping himself up like, "man you guys are getting some great comedy. "
@LazyEinstein
@LazyEinstein 2 жыл бұрын
This guy teeters the line of inappropriate and offensive just enough to make you uncomfortable but laugh your ass off in a way you haven't in a long time. A new hero has emerged.
@nilloc28
@nilloc28 2 жыл бұрын
That was painful. I’ve never laughed for 16 min. with no breaks. 😂😂 The jokes are great on their own but, the self affirmation and self deprecation, is such a combo.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea. come to a showww
@PT_911
@PT_911 9 ай бұрын
​@@GeoffreyAsmus any tours planned for Australia 🦘??
@BrendanTietz
@BrendanTietz 2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this is one of the best sets I’ve ever heard. I was supposed to be asleep 30 mins ago but I can’t stop laughing
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
helllll yea. come to a show!
@danceaustria
@danceaustria Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@rynothealbinoryno
@rynothealbinoryno 2 жыл бұрын
very self deprecating and not scared to go after everyone, and he’s unpredictable with his comedy. very fresh, love this guy.
@SurfTheSkyline
@SurfTheSkyline 2 жыл бұрын
"LEXI!" left me dying hahaha, this whole set was the hardest I have laughed in a very long time
@snappertrx
@snappertrx 2 жыл бұрын
This guy: "Let me just throw out every offensive thing I can think of." The crowd: It's super effective! 😆
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best I've heard in a while. He has that Dave Atell rapid fire killer joke delivery. Very good set.
@greenleaftreefrog
@greenleaftreefrog 2 ай бұрын
Holy crap. That was freaking amazing. I could watch an hour of that anytime.❤
@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
@LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 2 жыл бұрын
"AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!!!" holy shit, I choked on my lunch 😂☠️
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@MadManBovary
@MadManBovary 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not offensive - it’s brash and blunt and most importantly comedy! Love this set
@milton7763
@milton7763 2 жыл бұрын
“It skips a generation” 😂😂😂😂
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 Жыл бұрын
Omg this was all too much and pure perfection. One hit after the other. Hard to do insult comedy and switch between self deprication and complete narcissism. Brilliantly done! Loved it
@pingislife2653
@pingislife2653 2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause during this video because I'm laughing my ass off, but I'm still at work. Fukkin subbed!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea. come to a show!
@rubenp307
@rubenp307 2 жыл бұрын
"ITS JUST DEAD LIBERALS" Holy Shit, best joke of 2022. Cant wait to see more from this guy
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea! thanks man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@mattmcmadden1933
@mattmcmadden1933 2 жыл бұрын
Saw you open for Mark Normand and you killed it. Became an instant fan
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea dude. in KC or Detroit?
@mattmcmadden1933
@mattmcmadden1933 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus Detroit (Royal Oak)
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattmcmadden1933 awesome. those shows were so fun. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm coming back to Detroit! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@mattmcmadden1933
@mattmcmadden1933 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus done!
@MrColdwilliam
@MrColdwilliam 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, this guy and Mark Normand must've been an incredible show
@seifer447
@seifer447 2 жыл бұрын
Incredible set. I love the rapid punchlines, the "offensive humor", and the 'that was a great joke' lines. Man, you are phenominal.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come out to a show
@rogsolaris7411
@rogsolaris7411 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is off the chain, the audience is nonstop cackling, love it. Brings such joy.
@moorechez67
@moorechez67 Жыл бұрын
take a moment to realize this MAN has crowds roaring for 16 minutes straight. I deem you an honorary Cincinnatian
@NEH85
@NEH85 2 жыл бұрын
My guy is out here teaching people how to have a sense of humor. Frickin hilarious man really well done, but you already know that.
@rallycastro6617
@rallycastro6617 2 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha come out to a show! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@KentuckyJasmonster
@KentuckyJasmonster 2 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey, my dude, you are on your way to being one of the greatest comedians ever if you keep this quality of comedy up. sincerely congrats and keep shaking shit up! salute from Atlanta homie.
@JackSather
@JackSather Жыл бұрын
Jeeze he had that crowd ROLLING with laughter, you’re a beast!
@musanetesakupwanya1050
@musanetesakupwanya1050 2 жыл бұрын
Geez..! I feel like I just stumbled upon a gold mine!! Alpha comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was incredible!
@ZumaZoom07
@ZumaZoom07 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked for body positivity and stayed for everything else that made me forget i clicked for buddy positivity because it was all so good
@SkilledApple
@SkilledApple 2 жыл бұрын
Wow this set slayed! The callback to catholicism in your bathroom joke was unexpected and hilarious. I'm definitely subscribing and can't wait to see more Alpha male level comedy!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
hell yea! thanks. Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@mattbrooks8406
@mattbrooks8406 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffreyAsmus wth is an "International Postal Code"? If you don't need it in your email form you should nix it
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattbrooks8406 it’s for these damn Canadians
@mattbrooks8406
@mattbrooks8406 2 жыл бұрын
@Geoffrey Asmus consider changing it to "Canadian postal code (optional)". Btw, really great set. Although you stole one of those jokes from my notes app.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Hey guys thanks for watching my dumb comedy - if you like this please subscribe and sign up for my mailing list - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - to find out when I'm performing near you. Got upcoming in every god forsaken city in America. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Also let me know where I should tour next. Thanks again to all my fellow alphas for watching.
@colinclements7436
@colinclements7436 2 жыл бұрын
This set was seriously amazing dude, please keep it up and I can't wait to see you perform in person!
@2hard2knock
@2hard2knock 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing material!! Clever writing!! We wanna hear more from you!!! Great job!! 😂😂😂
@Cosmic.Origin.exe.
@Cosmic.Origin.exe. 2 жыл бұрын
Yo this was funny ah
@trublgrl
@trublgrl 2 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed this much in ages, Geoffrey, and I should be offended at _all of it._ Never stop, you are one in a million.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
@@trublgrl 😅😅😅
@theofanmahmuti1053
@theofanmahmuti1053 10 күн бұрын
so good, love the energy and material to back up the confidences!!
@ScootaGray
@ScootaGray 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to this guy
@Adnan.Ahmed.
@Adnan.Ahmed. 2 жыл бұрын
Props to you for not changing your style to please those who get offended too easily, pure comedy, truly awesome and enjoyed the entire thing. Great job!
@kungfuvampire
@kungfuvampire 2 жыл бұрын
Refreshing to see this level of unfiltered raunch. Super funny. ❤❤❤❤❤ keep it up please 🙏🏽
@christopherdavis2350
@christopherdavis2350 2 жыл бұрын
Your rampant confidence is hilarious. 😂
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
dont tell anyone but its all fake
@NYCMarkus
@NYCMarkus 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about the supply chain shortage - no one’s talking about the shortage of great joke writing, great set
@samnewton8013
@samnewton8013 Жыл бұрын
Saw this guy a year or so ago, he’s become an exponentially funnier man in such a short time. Love it. Very talented.
@Rpodnee
@Rpodnee 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. This dude is exactly what comedy needs right now.
@crustytp2185
@crustytp2185 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the greatest set ever recorded by the most bestest comedian ever
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you. This is true. Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@KibaWolf04
@KibaWolf04 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I have never seen a skit by this guy before but he is pure genius. The comedy writing was fantastic! I could not stop laughing and the wit and the tie-ins were fantastic! I really hope he does a show in Vegas so I can come see him live
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I hope to be in Vegas this year. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm performing there - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - Thanks!
@bigploppa154
@bigploppa154 2 жыл бұрын
agreed. as someone who doesnt associate with either major political party in the US, his take on politics is very refreshing. it gets annoying seeing people only complain about the right or the left when theyre both major hypocrites
@djdivix
@djdivix 2 жыл бұрын
Best 15 I’ve seen in awhile- A+😂
@tiash_al_ansaree
@tiash_al_ansaree Жыл бұрын
You're definitely my most favorite comedian right now. I literally binged on all your sets when I discovered you through this clip. Keep doing what you're doing, sir.
@eggmanslimz
@eggmanslimz 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is just amazing like you can see his skill within his hilarity! 10/10 can’t wait to see more of this guy!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@geminiaxelrod4592
@geminiaxelrod4592 2 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I love how dude didn't give a single f*(k the whole set!!! Offensive as hell, but absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you! Love to hear that
@fullyactivated
@fullyactivated 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s an incredible joke if you like good comedy” loooool
@shyamronvelia
@shyamronvelia 2 ай бұрын
“It’s an incredible joke if you like good comedy” sure is 😂
@smexyapman
@smexyapman 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is amazing. He pulls off the self depricating better than I have ever seen it.
@SiavashSafavi
@SiavashSafavi 2 жыл бұрын
You crushed it dude. And that's a great strategy. Never let the audience put you in a box politically or socially. Always keep them guessing. Great job.
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