Geometry Dash but my Computer Restarts if I Die

[@GDColon]

Bonus fact: I was playing GD during a Zoom call for history class and I forgot to turn off the hack that restarts my PC... oops

[@TheMatto58]

oops

[@deathwingbr600]

oof

[@idunno6844]

oof

[@slaffed]

hehhe

[@IAcroniXI]

I remember watching an 8- Bit Ryan try not to laugh while in a French zoom conference where I couldn't mute myself... OOPS

[@llamason7044]

This would make endings to Jonathan GD levels even less tolerable

[@kriskrzemgameplay192]

@@shades7270 disliking ur vids for advertising

[@redvelvetcorridor]

Well if you don't have any viewers than that means you have shit content, don't advertise or that will make it worse

[@Disearned]

shades - I mostly got my subs from just commenting random jokes on channels I watch with the same content I create (even though I don’t upload)

[@scidark899]

How do you know

[@Banknot]

@@shades7270 you were saying that you do good levels and want to share with people, and all of ur vids are someone other levels you beat. Other thing is, NEVER ADVERTISE URSELF WHEN YOU JUST STARTED, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL SUB TO YOU IF YOU WILL WRITE "YoU wIlL mAkE mE vErY hApPy! " You need to do 1. GOOD CONTENT 2. Good Thumnails 3. Good Profile Picture. Advertising will make your videos more disliked that you have subs... Just don't advertise, like me, I didn't advertise anywhere, and I have 213 subs on LEGIT. Never advertise (btw dislikes on your videos from me thank me later)

[@son_ofjames]

8:54 My favorite part by far. He leans forward to look intensely and focusing on the screen.

[@jetnyan2348]

thats what doggie does when hes playing

[@eritelmafreitas9795]

A

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp ​@@jetnyan2348

[@thetalkingfist9482]

Colon: *dies His PC: It's rewind time

[@JacobTheCat2]

Hahaha.

[@_wolfyboxbackupacc_7898]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@hyp1723]

not funny

[@st0rm912]

Lol

[@Nuggettimegaming]

Funny

[@scratchboi28productions-me43]

5:30 I actually can't believe Colon reenacted Npesta's freakout beating Kenos.

[@bienghuo9636]

I think he is doing the thing

[@zealous5638]

retarded comment

[@Floofum]

The heavy breathing sounds ON POINT

[@IZO_9]

He sounds like Npesta but with no emotion

[@JavaCake]

yes

[@jordanjarris6318]

9:03 had me rolling dude was so ready even lent in and....immediately died lmfao

[@igenvykris]

This video made me realize my sense of humor

[@Flaaroni]

I don't think I've ever seen you get this emotionally invested over something

[@Neptune_1337]

UwU

[@usdevineni007]

UwU, yes I found you.

[@Neptune_1337]

@@usdevineni007 ;-;

[@oscarcaldamo8793]

Quality

[@Neptune_1337]

@@oscarcaldamo8793 E

[@ejaster6704]

"The up arrow feels comfortable, the mouse feels uncomfortable." Topi : *FALSE.*

[@megabyte3044]

Kinda better to jitterclick on up arrow because it is much stable

[@fullflow1453]

69th like

[@VortexFemboyGD]

Well since I'm a mobile player, I don't really understand. However, I kinda agree with Colon if I play on PC. Cuz i don't have a mouse and the touchpad feels uncomfortable.

[@abc-oo8ce]

@@VortexFemboyGD touchpad delays

[@VortexFemboyGD]

@@abc-oo8ce I just changed from Acer to ThinkPad so the touch pad feels so much better.

[@vlOd_yt]

4:22 "Mision failed. We will get them next time."

[@gdlenged4055]

Funny here

[@Javi-cz9gl]

Best Npesta reaction I have ever seen

[@javiaa._]

this is the next npesta

[@tydite5808]

npesta now = good reaction colon npesta = the best reaction in the world and is so good it might give you npestaphobia

[@josephf6790]

npesta kenos reaction but its not npesta kenos reaction and i eat a chair

[@extrility7086]

5:30

[@cayden3904]

Ohh thats what that was

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

8:48 shoutout to my friend who actually got his level played by colon

[@tfninjadoom]

lucky

[@lucasks8124]

Lucky guy

[@lucasks8124]

Lucky guy

[@xmod132]

Nice

[@helomeplea]

Lucky Guy

[@EpicBanana1560]

1:45 “Are You” 2:49 “I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ORB!” 3:51 “THAT WASD-DZ”, “DON’T DO THAT! YOU PUT A MILLION DECORATIONS THAT LOOKS LIKE SPIKE AND PUT AN F ING REAL ONE!!! I’M NOT EVEN FAKING THIS REACTION! “ *I’M GENUINELY UPSET!* “ 4:24 **puts head onto the keyboard and starts crying angrily** 11:20 want tO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE STARTUP SEQUENCE. ONE! MORE! freaking. time.

[@LCSLfun]

angry colon lmao

[@n0tsparky]

2020: your computer restarts if you die 2030: your computer explodes if you die

[@twiddle10000]

202020: The earth gets swallowed by the sun if you die

[@landonramirez8021]

2100: You have to get a new laptop if you die

[@thymoti]

2050: You get the money if you die

[@hsjwuquahs9000]

2040: the world restarts if you die

[@jonathandias3403]

just, don't

[@gummychocolate1906]

5:30 The rare sighting of a GD Colon turning into a npesta.

[@blackheart7030]

XDDDDDDD

[@voidvoidgang4614]

Lol

[@xorophobic]

I think he did that on purpose

[@xorophobic]

Oh no, woooosh me, I know

[@nilsber.]

@@xorophobic hihi xd reddit so quirky and funny.. pls laugh xd haha funny wushhhhh

[@blokvader8283]

1:08 Lmaoo the Vsauce font fits perfectly

[@sdslayer100]

you've just given me a video idea from this that will literally take days on end to record

[@havebyte9838]

bruh

[@para8908]

Sdslayer100 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z33SiKyDlM5qoZo

[@spoonking678]

Sdslayer100 :) Ur here

[@CosmicNyan]

haha

[@HenryAnimate]

Alternative title: Colon having anger issues for 16 minutes straight

[@your_local_stray_cat]

true!

[@bloss0myt]

Lol

[@lost_in_youtube]

You mean 16 mins and 32 seconds

[@SolubleParrot9776]

Yes

[@NatezzOnSols]

XD

[@raindrop3473]

6:35: “basically auto” 5 seconds later: SWITCHes to animal crossing

[@familyculp9234]

6:33

[@Reactive04.]

16:09 *I'm so glad you were joking about that*

[@elijah44gd79]

69th like haha

[@Minimum3Dashers]

@Bridgette Summers fuk u 69 likes ruiner

[@CrimsonBraveMaster]

5:31 I thought I was watching GD Colon playing a level, not Npesta verifying Kenos.

[@thehellohelper9707]

lmao

[@havebyte9838]

xD

[@ovrdr1vee]

True

[@toscawilliams7696]

same

[@videogamer5468]

The screen literally shakes as he screams *yes!* as he got 100% on that level

[@Wayhoo]

AmorAltra.. this did NOT age well

[@MsCerealCat]

I heard his name and was like "oh nooo...."

[@Lemoncak3]

Npesta should do this with an extreme demon...

[@SaleUwe-bb9hb]

Yes

[@Beansreal]

Eeeeeeeee

[@itsFubles]

The end of chrome is literally just Npesta verifing Kenos.

[@m1dn1ghtgt.]

omg lemon caca

[@Cristobal-n5l]

Agree, @Lemoncak3

[@quectx6629]

5:29 he did it the “thing”

[@aquaneutral]

he did it, he did the thing

[@klol-ld8jr]

Pestalon

[@Minimum3Dashers]

Yea that reaction

[@jinx122v0]

Yeah,he did that "thing",winning

[@honeyx3856]

nplon

[@qibliiii]

2:17 ONESHOT WALLPAPER I LOVE THAT!!!!

[@captainflub8140]

Plot twist: There was a child under his table who pressed the on/off button.

[@Zaciangamin]

Umm that's scary

[@wolfplay013]

oh god

[@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p]

_intense music_

[@TheGoldNShadow]

Illuminati theme intensifies

[@bengames08]

Colon: Why do I hear boss music?

[@morsonproductions]

6:46 I didn't think it'd be possible for someone to play animal crossing so aggressively

[@fahdgmari2182]

Ngl i died of laughter when i saw that ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NebsGMD_]

4:04 this was a moment that went on to become a legendary thing in the gd community

[@VortexFemboyGD]

He said it cuz he was just angry hehe

[@Shared__account]

have you sent it to robtop yet

[@Gonci303]

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the E

[@Elfilinfan]

​@@Shared__account No

[@NetheriteMiner]

I want to be a programmer so this is actually interesting.

[@junebug8393]

I would recommend code bullet

[@NetheriteMiner]

@@junebug8393 I started with khanacademy.org for JS HTML CSS and SQL. I'm trying to learn more but I can't find any good tutorials.

[@FreezyAnimates]

I wanna be a game and game art designer

[@lightbreathermusic]

Same

[@lightbreathermusic]

@@NetheriteMiner python is a nice programming language and i've seen some good tutorials as well

[@xxalexjaja]

every time you die you automatically send a message to juni saying "hey"

[@techzacharyzn6296]

You mean Juni learning? I use it to learn python!

[@VortexFemboyGD]

@@techzacharyzn6296 not funny bozo

[@dropfish3109]

I read that as “if my computer restarts, I die” no shit

[@shelletonianhuman]

You do know that OBS can also record in .mkv if your PC like dies it still saves.

[@shelletonianhuman]

Yes it wasent this comment wich got the heart. (God damnit it wasent the funny but real comment about my crappy PC.)

[@shelletonianhuman]

Oh OOOOOH OOOOOOOOH 40 likes.

[@cukik6325]

Samuel Hautamäki 71

[@shelletonianhuman]

85

[@TheMatto58]

91

[@Sw33tG4mer]

“PC restarts when I die” Video: 16 minutes long. This can’t be good.

[@gdtayfrogfroglet5183]

69th like

[@yonina9478]

Thats the same thing i was thinking

[@KoranthianJohnson-j9h]

At 0:16, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! GD COLON AMAZING EXPERIENCE WITH THIS!!!!

[@usernbfplayzyt8765]

computer: i’m sorry GD Colon i’m gonna restart your computer Gd Colon: nani?!!?!?

[@oeuf1280]

@@shades7270 No.

[@Muci_mu]

Not funny :I

[@Muci_mu]

@@shades7270 yes

[@AWESOMEME360]

dead meme

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

dead meme

[@DiamondBFIC]

4:23when his head FELL ON THE KEYBOARD, the pc turned off lol

[@jinx122v0]

Colon.exe has stopped working

[@thegreatjan]

why the xd at the end tho

[@RegonGaming]

Opening Bios

[@oneshotplayz8343]

4:16 " i hope its easy to sight read"

[@Vbeechu]

1:45 Get good nerd 2:48 I lowkey made the same mistake 3:50 Loch Ness MONSTER 4:18 Colon.exe has stopped responding 5:32 Npesta? Kenos? 6:10 -_- 6:39 Happy times 8:49 MEGA NUT 9:30 Crack cocaine is a serious addiction that must be dealt with now. Call ###- lawyer

[@reavart]

I live that npesta one

[@iifiogodun]

Yes Good comment

[@usdevineni007]

OwO UWU OWO UwU, YES YUWU YOWO

[@bmwM3gtr561]

10:02 b o p i t 11:21 S T A R T U P S E Q U E N C E ! . . .

[@Nexo.Playzz]

6:38 bruh im dying XD

[@jacobflamesus9841]

Same

[@Lunar360]

Colon: rage quits... then plays animal crossing instead

[@VortexFemboyGD]

He stopped his PC from restarting, hes cheating.

[@issyibby9530]

Me: OMG I just beat level 6! Colin: ( beats every level with every cube ) “ I suck”

[@crtchats]

FINALLY someone else who uses the up arrow key I thought I was the only one

[@ceptemzorpus]

me: seeing that people use arrow keys to play gd me: the lord is testing me

[@user-fb6ut3oi5l]

I play up arrow left hand :|

[@spree2162]

arrow keys are best gaming keys

[@epicfailpaws]

I do too ^ ^

[@Wenbebis]

same lol, up key gang rise up

[@ineed.vanillacake]

That npesta reaction is the best thing I’ve seen all day

[@antkiller7537]

Your pfp is the best thing ive seen all day

[@TheRealYgrek]

"This is basically auto" *dies*

[@VortexFemboyGD]

Level difficulty: insane

[@pudapus7843]

I’d give colons new hair a solid 8.5/10

[@Wrey.]

5:36 Nobody: Colon when he beats a „hard“ Level:

[@Tonkatabatko]

🤣🤣

[@wade_k2368]

Everytime Colon Dies: WHY IS THERE A FAKE SPIKE AND THEN OMFG WHAT THE HELL PC: *j o j o r e f e r e n c e* KORE GA, REQUIEM DA Colon: N A N I ????

[@zoophiliaphobic]

unfunny

[@pizzaking1618]

I don’t get it

[@hat.2106]

KING CRIMSON

[@TheLucasExpert]

Ive never seen colon mad before he always sounds super calm and very tired and depressed.

[@omerelhassan9133]

He is still 10x more cool than me still

[@Nickname_321]

3:01 "This one is called AEO I guess, hopefully it's a little more forgiving and easy to sight-read" -I'm gonna tell him -You dare not

[@mechanira]

Colon: dies His PC: _ight imma head out_

[@pcache]

Try recording in a video format that doesn't require the entire file to be in-tact to playback, like mkv instead of mp4. That should work.

[@gdjosef]

Hopefully he has h.265 playback

[@sergiothee]

polaki cebulaki zbierajmy sie

[@totallynotjinx4320]

0:46 Procrastinating on your chores be like

[@o_goodwin]

I swear quarantine is getting to colon. Reading an entire Wikipedia article and restarting your computer every time you die? He's basically torturing himself.

[@GDColon]

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Have you seen my hair?

[@o_goodwin]

@@GDColon I can't say I don't have the same problem

[@VortexFemboyGD]

@@GDColon what hair? Irl or your PFP?

[@starspex]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING EACH TIME YOURE YELLING AND HAVE YOUR COMPUTER RESTART LIKE 😭😭 I CNAT BREATHE

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Your viruses on ur pc be like: WHY MY THING WAS ABOUT TO START DANG IT

[@obamasphere8346]

Colon looks so dead inside in the intro

[@GDColon]

trust me i am

[@thedoodlebugg1337]

Hi colon!

[@VortexFemboyGD]

@@GDColon if you're dead how you still posting?

[@JacobTheCat2]

Geometry Dash but my computer restarts if i pass a level

[@arthillidan1905]

Too boring

[@johnstrawser8962]

Cool

[@Zerferus_Ail]

yes but actually no

[@clowngaming5334]

Yah nice work

[@Noshe.2]

Never restar hahahaahau

[@jofishgaming]

GD Colon: new level; chrome please be easy to sight read Also GD Colon: dies at 1%

[@MeeperCreepertown]

Wanna hear an even more stupid idea? When you die in Geometry Dash, you get an electric shock in real life and it's intensity depends on how far you are in the level.

[@VortexFemboyGD]

That's what I'm planning to do.

[@GeorgeIsRandom]

How to want to exit life.exe

[@Davian2073]

99% being a deadly shock, just so hackers know what's up

[@elliekopter]

​@@Davian2073deadshocked new geometry dash official demon

[@SumPlusWord]

i just watched colon slowly having a mental breakdown

[@gdmalin7128]

After a mental breakdown

[@ejnevermisses]

334900 attempts...

[@SumPlusWord]

1.5 Years

[@harrycarry1015]

8:52 *not the man we needed,but the man we deserved*

[@SpicyM]

We need to start a trend where we only say Don Cheedle on juni videos and streams

[@tommylikeschicken]

SPICY M yes

[@kak1302]

Yeah I agree

[@JacobTheCat2]

AGREE

[@sidewalk__]

Yes

[@dae_vinity]

Yes we do

[@jacksonneuhart5684]

Him hitting the desk is the funniest crap I've seen in years.

[@Notusedanymore977]

3:55 I like how colon went *you put a million objects that look like spikes, AND THEN YOU PUT AN EPIC REAL ONE*

[@nocrushify274ca]

i think he said 'a fucking real one'

[@nicholasspring]

@@nocrushify274ca well that except he said F-ing not the f word

[@IDKkarson]

He protecc He attac But most importantly He fail 2 % on bacc on tracc

[@exituriam]

¡Lol

[@julwss420]

3:55 6 year olds wondering how he recorded that

[@PPGPlanet14]

indeed

[@angelslayer4417]

Bruh. It's called a SCREEN RECORDER Anyone heard of that lol

[@coder3628]

@@angelslayer4417 he said he wasn’t using a screen recorder

[@angelslayer4417]

@@coder3628 Oh, I listen with my sound off XD

[@angelslayer4417]

*watch instead of listening

[@kranielei0582]

4:05 Best reaction in Colon's history CHANGE MY MIND

[@pedromun200]

"Dinamic on Track is the worst level on Geometry Dash" Square Adventure is worse, so *MUCH* worse

[@johnstrawser8962]

You are really smart

[@ivystar2823]

Square adventure is easy asf what are you talking about lol

[@octanebula]

ikr

[@g-force571]

“Time is eco” is so frustrating with tons of triple spikes, also “Electro World” has a 30% long section of just Straightflying

[@foodynooby]

Colon: i came up with this haha yes original Fundy: am i a joke to you?

[@justwoosh]

poor little jotaro fox

[@sarppras4267]

Finally someone else noticed that fundy made this first.

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

But this is for GD.

[@foodynooby]

@CloudyskiO its the idea the matters, not the game.

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

@@foodynooby Anybody can do it y'know?

[@VortexFemboyGD]

10:45 chips magically appear on desk. Edit On Sep 13 2022 4:15 Colon: please be more forgiving! Level: I don't think I will be! 2nd edit on the same date 8:41 vertical dash orb in 2.1 acting like a normal jump orb XD 3rd edit after 3 months Alternative Title: GD Colon Having Anger Issues For 16 Minutes.

[@somebodytheperson]

Everyone: Talks about up arrow key and video ideas Me: he literally showed himself typing his password on camera

[@DominickDoggo]

1:44 best video so far

[@countryland69]

Alternate title: 16 minutes of Colon's computer restarting

[@hazel_slayzel]

My teacher: do your work! Me: I can’t, it’s too hard! Teacher: You need to finish it! Me: 1:52

[@EpicTechie]

Quarantine hair: 7

[@EpicTechie]

No one gets it

[@EpicTechie]

Thanks for heart, Colon!

[@Getnoscope420GNS420]

i don’t get it

[@PPGPlanet14]

Look at the end of the description, it says "Rate my quarantine hair from 1 to 10"

[@lecoolbro17]

I do get it

[@Fern_17Q]

"Please... Please be easy to sightread." **proceeds to die at 1%**

[@ntb1132]

3:51 Colon: "Is about to say the F word" Also Colon: ffffffffffffffff...

[@adieuing]

"DONT DO THAT YOU PUT A MILLION DECORATIONS THAT LOOK LIKE SPIKES AND YOU PUT AN EPIC REAL ONE" XD

[@temmie3325]

0:25 good music! **DETERMINATION INTENSIFIES**

[@Omega14343]

Ok

[@nepcNK]

Undertale confrimed

[@KeaneJ123]

*u n d e r t a l e*

[@TomDR1000]

sans

[@Stwartistis]

7:06 EUAAGH I DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE

[@Bryce_XYZ]

4:27 when you lost all your data in geometry dash

[@Bryce_XYZ]

@Summer Dippy Plays GD and More! IK

[@dawidplata6116]

4:28

[@iconicallyrandom]

‘Please be easy to sight-read.’ *dies at 1%* Me: *immediately turned on a lego city ad before colon started crying*

[@tsiyoshi-go5pl]

i love how colon just stares at us while talking and explaining at the start

[@lbsiuk]

TRY THIS: If you want it to be worse then make it do the command prompt command "powershell wininit" It makes your PC BSOD (it doesn't screw up your copy of Windows or mess with your data, it just crashes your PC)

[@lbsiuk]

@Kirtan Magan kzbin.info/www/bejne/Znbadml_jNKGgbs

[@cactusjupiter8533]

Whats a bsod

[@autum6764]

CactusJupiter Blue Screen Of Death

[@TheLightingPerson]

Imainge your parents do that and you just lose white you have the school/work metting. (And your parents see this too)

[@mtp-minecrafttutorialplayl5404]

Alt Title: 15-Year-Old Boy causes emotional self-harm to himself.

[@Ninja_Gamer248]

6:32 Colon: it’s basically auto Colon: **dies** Colon: **plays animal crossing**

[@deadchannel7797]

Challenge: Do 10 push-ups every time Colon says "NO"

[@Nolan-W]

no.

[@nickiGDI]

3:37 Colon: I suck anyways Me: I suck even more

[@tinyahhquarks]

same i cant even beat stereo madness in normal mode

[@OnkelFranz]

5:39 hey dorami

[@SeaSushi]

5:28 he did it he did the thing

[@pilvion]

When you said that you use the "up-arrow key" a warm feeling passed through my heart as I knew I wasn't the only one that used the keyboard for Geometry Dash as I am a spacebar user :D

[@VortexFemboyGD]

I use both up arrow keys and space bar. I can't use mouse since I don't have one and the touchpad is uncomfortable for me.

[@mutantalt]

Colon: "PLEASE be sightreadable!" *crash* Buy Kinder Bueno right now it's really good I swear! Your worst nightmare is that they're wearing... "Axe Body Spray." Colon: *utter defeat*

[@mirc3a2200]

Is this like "If i take damage in minecraft my computer shuts down?"

[@Hohhot]

yes

[@seaabreeze6007]

Yea

[@IlaDiaz9705]

yeah i have also watch that video.

[@GDColon]

legit never heard of fundy until someone in the premiere chat pointed it out

[@EvandbrownYT]

wow ok lol

[@thatonenamedcj38]

What were you thinking when you made this hack?

[@ceejcake]

shades bruh

[@mustardisyellowketchup3154]

shades shut up

[@cwavin8507]

Shades no one asked

[@ntb1132]

Shades you are a comment bot

[@RobloxianGamerFr8888]

"please tell me this will be easy to sight read" Famous last words

[@Ravenirity]

3:50 relatable

[@EXER2015]

4:00 This was the part that was in the "you dashed in the wrong gauntlet 2" song

[@spagoot9991]

5:30 you had to do it, didn't you.

[@utubeiskaren7796]

So basically Geometry Dash but with an incredibly long and drawn out respawn time and practice mode doesn’t work

[@tanjiro_tsukki7912]

5:31 Me: OMG, WHAT HAPPENED WITH COLON!? ._. (Loud sound warning)

[@Novel12921]

he got laid

[@Minimum3Dashers]

Activating npesta mode

[@CrownAngelHere]

*NPESTA*

[@thymoti]

Rip headphone users

[@MicroMaster64]

Colon's attempt at a Kenos reaction lol

[@OOJMi_]

3:36 You: Dont judge me i suck at the game anyways Me: Beating Stero madness after 1000+ attemps