Geometry Dash is FASTER Than You Think...

I found out how fast you can go in Geometry Dash in this video. This ranges from Mountain King by FunnyGame to absurd glitches. Will I found out?
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Swagger Stagger
It's Not Me
Incidental Encounter
Uwa!! So Temperate
Goat Chill
If Dudley is in SSF4 his theme would be this
Pixel Ghost
Extravaganza
#geometrydash #glitches #cursed

[@Cobgd]

Should the x5 speed portal be added?

[@overlord2754]

Im strugglin enough woth the 4x speed we dont need 5x imo

[@icedragon_]

*skips the x3 portal* And yes

[@Alex-8195.]

Yes

[@BroItzYoDaddy2001]

No, fast paced levels are cringe.

[@gdzephyr2271]

No, The speed will be really overwhelming.

[@trollin3915]

Note in this video it assumes that every block in the editor is 5 centimeters so the speeds shown (not the actual speed) heavily depends on scale which is imaginary in this case. Regardless the true speeds of the different bugs/game modes and such are ranked correctly but the shown mph is just a way to put the speed into numbers

[@Catman_321]

Maybe we should ask robtop himself on the matter

[@Vortex3d_]

@@Catman_321 yes

[@toastercoder]

that's why geometry dash is *not* faster than I/you think.

[@WindowsGod2]

I like to think that each block (and your cube icon) is 18-20cm in size. There are multiple icons that resemble heads or skulls, which in size are about 17cm in size on average. Not to mention Kirby is canonically 20cm in size, which is also an icon in GD. Probably the most solid size scale I can think of for this game :)

[@clslogaming329]

Bro. Literally just multiply it by 200 to get it for if the blocks in question are 1 meter.

[@Cracker921]

Cob: explaining math Also cob in backround: casually beating slaughterhouse

[@yassirmoussa]

FR

[@Freegame4.]

You can go upwards really fast by something i discovered a few weeks ago, if in the editor you place a block and on top of the block place a move trigger, then move the move trigger to the right and set the properties of the trigger to lock onto player x forever and another move trigger above that has a move time 0.50 and a y of 1000 you go extremely fast extremely high, you also can set it higher to see the max on that you clip through the fast block

[@carnanoc]

Соngrats on 25k! Also amazing video as always 🔥

[@Habpy_]

4:00 when the goat simulator song hits hard

[@kaylibahuihshorts4555]

Another amazing video cob! I think the 5x speed should be added, though it will take ages to get used to.

[@peashooter7282]

4:13 I like how he wasn't even looking at the spider he was just terrified.

[@AdyaGD]

I havent tested it yet, but if I assume the way gd handles collision right, you can use the move trigger to infinity if you increase your fps

[@andyaivgames3847]

GD running around the world in 0.000000001 seconds💀

[@zerounderscore]

wow dude your channel blew up, i have been here pretty early on and i knew that your hard work would pay off!

[@Cobgd]

Thanks :)

[@cencoored]

such a good video as always cob! :)

[@Zeo95]

I found out in the 2.2 gdps you can use the arrow trigger to go sideways in the UFO gamemode and add the black orb to that then you will be fast also it will only work in platformer I'm gonna make a video of the glitch with a 2x time warp trigger

[@ABOMINATION952]

0:02 At The Speed Of Light reference

[@overlord2754]

Cant wait to see another awesome video from one of my fav youtubers

[@HolyCow-Gaming]

great editing skills!

[@jjgh5421]

Nice and I am happy the hallucination got placed at 11 above the golden

[@exsanity0]

cool

[@evansevans1770]

you have no idea my joy when i see that you've uploaded. keep up the great work :)

[@Cobgd]

Thank you dude :)

[@evansevans1770]

@@Cobgd you're welcome :)

[@ianfleming9971]

Me,,….."."

[@Ivander_K]

4:14 "so next time I see spider in my house, I'm burning it down and moving to another continent" **moves to australia*

[@MetApHysIcZ]

i love your skits! XD

[@elkhanabdullaev2138]

How much Times he said miles per hour

[@HaxorRecRoom]

3million

[@user-ke7ki6mx2z]

About 24 times ( *yes I counted them all* )

[@Cambsy]

If you place a slope and keep copy pasting it 1 small movement higher you can teleport :)

[@piemack9389]

There's also a glitch with floating point approximations, and how they are calculated which allows you to increase your speed on the x-axis. Basically in short, the further and longer you go along the x-axis, the more buggier and glitchier the game will become with calculating FPA's, and this effect becomes stronger and occurs quicker when playing on higher refresh rates. There's some interesting videos about it you can explore and examples of it can be seen in long levels like Robtop Travel(for example, it occurs in SiKky's video at the 2:15 amount, his icon moves faster than normal because of the bug, and it makes the level unplayable on 360hz)

[@piemack9389]

Basically, if u made a level long enough and played it on an extremely high refresh rate, you'd notice the effect quickly and it will become stronger as you progress.

[@charlieplayzYT547]

3:55 goat simulator got me dancing like them NPCS

[@memetech-]

Please. Tell me how you know a random snail is EXACTLY 5cm?

[@Cobgd]

I searched it up

[@memetech-]

@@Cobgd searched what? This doesn’t make sense to me for some reason

[@hugh2310]

3:56 goat simulator music lol

[@denilc8665]

if i had a dollar for everytime cob says "miles per hour," i would be a multitrillionaire

[@Pixlator]

Fun fact: With the ufo glitch, it would take 85.4 years to beat timeless.

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

real fact: the end is negative X axis which means that you would need to go backwards to complete the level and going super high with Y axis does not affect X movement at all

[@joehodges3686]

In real life yes but in geometry dash no

[@nathansos8480]

eg

[@Pixlator]

@@nathansos8480 eg

[@worldprops333]

@@Pixlator eg

[@luciddreams3546]

Imagine going so fast in a videogame that it breaks all laws of physics

[@NotSecar]

The only thing thats faster than geometry dash is the rate of good content coming out from you :)

[@miltplayz8223]

Ayo🤨

[@Fartcraftoffical]

AYO

[@GDude_]

ayo wtf

[@whyareyoureadingthislol]

yo wha

[@reedomu]

Why is everyone taking this out of context?

[@ElysiumGD]

Gud vid as always! :) The speeds probably aren't accurate, but they add to the video I guess...

[@JShadowFlame]

8:05 i like how slaughterhouse music just casually starts playing like nothing (tennobyte - fly away)

[@agent26105]

We’ve finally found a way to beat Timeless!

[@constellar6330]

So basically, dashers who dont go outside are still a lot faster than an average human being

[@HarrisonRamage]

3:55 lmao the goat simulator music

[@bbees7892]

Thank you cob for doing this :)

[@mihailoaleksic3330]

0:16 It's 1x speed

[@mikecalculator1066]

ok but did you beat timeless?

[@ThatCheesePizzaGuy]

no one knows

[@goatsonhun]

My guy using game soundracks in video, absolute legend.

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

3:30 what? there are many cat icons and u just picked the most random animal icon to measure length. what snail were you using to get that 5 cm?

[@andrewman7258]

I'm assuming thats fast enough to beat timeless

[@QuantumScratcher]

The fact that a GD icon is normally faster than the speed limit on most UK roads amazes me.

[@kered104]

*At The Speed Of Light plays*

[@pajaiy5755]

i wont be surprised if the follow-up video of this is going to use a supercomputer for higher fps rate

[@ElementalDomino2007]

Why is at the speed of light not in this video

[@joannedebono227]

Yea

[@Stinkyfroggie_Youtube_Channel]

You forgot about the glitch where you keep stacking the ramps (even though I don’t think it’s the fastest glitch)

[@filipfilip1507]

It was used in 1.9 to recreate 2.0 features

[@Imgoingtocrytorches]

3:57 ooooooohhh yea! Goat simulator music!!!!!!!

[@N1ghtL1ght64]

The way you say Miles Per Hour is cursed

[@RustyandBreadcat]

7:51 i never knew that with the spider lol

[@HahaIlovestalking]

0:24 *this is a certified gigachad moment*

[@virgilitadelossantos7783]

Bro I have a question did you bear silent clubstep on ur background

[@kirbzFx_]

me when running from the belt:so you acheived my speed

[@ExtemTheHedgehogLol]

I have no idea whether or not this is clickbait, ‘cuz beating timeless would take the exact same amount of time when changing speed vertically. You can’t just convert vertical momentum to horizontal momentum in GD. That is, until 2.2 comes out. The Arrow Trigger will be added in 2.2, which can rotate the gravity at which things are affected. Executing these tricks while sideways would give you tons of horizontal speed. I could even provide a setup for the TP + UFO method. Teleport the setup to the highest point, then do what you would normally do, but sideways, an arrow trigger pointed downwards, and the UFO in Free Mode (this will allow the UFO to travel downwards past the barriers that would normally be there). At some point, stop teleporting the icon, which should in theory shoot it to the right at unbridled speed. I’ll have to test this out myself to see if it works, though. Thanks for the idea, I’ll probably post a video testing it out or smth :)

[@flufybiscuit1395]

my brain hurt everytime he said "miles per hour"

[@lukedaduke9682]

There is also the slope glitch where you can stack a bunch of slopes on top of each other and you get launched up instantly

[@AriesPlayz]

Glitches: I am the fastest way of moving in gd Speed hack: *You fail to understand my true power*

[@Alex-8195.]

It would be fun if you could actually beat timeless in 2.2

[@Matt2_O]

Bro the spider turned into Naruto lol 2:50

[@RacerKid-games]

Bro your so good at this game

[@extrememeowman3782]

He used goat simulator music again. Yay!

[@SirLampsALot]

What about the pseudo teleportal with the blocks that makes you go up instantly?

[@mrguy3975]

Dude is speaking science in geometry dash terms

[@joselindelopez3767]

Good video cob😁

[@MCchicken-uk4ii]

i like how goat sim music starts playing a 4:00

[@GroovyDomminoes]

4:05 goat simulator music?😂

[@Zane_Khian]

if the 5x speed portal was added, players will get used to it after a while

[@Incineration72]

0:33 i have learned that the 2x speed portal does not in fact make you double the speed as the 1x speed portal

[@idkWhatToPut485]

In gd 2.2, platformer mode was added and in platformer mode, you can edit the speed of dash orbs. I set the speed to 5M and crashed my game (1M speed DOSENT crash your game)

[@wisteqs6644]

6:36 what is that "weird settup" called? (name of glitch? or reference) can it be replicated on any device or does it need game modifications/hacks to be replicated?

[@galaxytsd]

"oh god im going towards the stratosphere!! wait im going 108 mph its ok :)"

[@xaviersquad2602]

I thought my game was running in the background when the goat simulator song atarted playing 😂😂

[@ekr6-_-447]

make a vid on beating timeless pls

[@user-nw5fz5et9s]

Fun fact you can get to mars in under 1 day at 29000000MPH

[@davidisfrench6560]

geometry dash is becoming universal... LITERALLY

[@SirLampsALot]

I think your snail metric for distance isn’t great. Maybe you could use something along the lines of the top of the map in relation to the size of the atomosphere or just ask Rob

[@jhamei77]

Portal glitch: ok how to do it just use a move trigger for all portal whitch has a block limit and copy the move trigger and hold the playtest button and press the menu and release the playtest button and save and exit and set all the move trigger to the negative amount of what you put like if you put 9999 set it to -9999 and dont do the same thing to the negative move triggers

[@RobertJonathonPlott]

the first add i got was the same game you playing

[@Neto2015GD]

Strange fact: in my account of Geometry Dash, the spider mode and 4x speed not change the run steps, only the step speed ( 2:49 )

[@bitonic589]

2:51 Uwa!! So temperate~

[@Top4ickP]

4:13 imagine a spider js in a corner rn

[@CogWord]

Cob I like your vids there awesome 1

[@cybercat7851]

Funnygame and Partition Zion both found a method using triggers to make infinitely fast speed portals

[@Cobgd]

That's just move triggers bro it doesn't count

[@Burgerand_olive]

Do u edit your own videos?

[@Cobgd]

Yes

[@hunternaderryt5109]

This is why we call it geometry dash

[@leotv8184]

Why is the goat sim music in background???

[@thebestgdplayerintheworlds9052]

how long would it take to beat timelesss tho?

[@thekeyboardmaster2487]

so hed take 84-85 years to beat timeless with the ufo glitch technically possible assuming he gets a long lifespan

[@GD-Toad]

Doing the math, it takes about 10 years to beat timeless with the highest speed.

[@z1cheese146]

gd then: fun simple platformer game gd now: a mind bending game that the laws of physics cant even comprehend

[@_notabee]

Great video, but major flaw: To beat Timeless, you need really fast speeds on the X axis, and not the Y axis

[@Cobgd]

Well yeah true, just the video would be a lot less interesting if I just included X-axis

[@aradia9726]

@@Cobgd "the video would be a lot less interesting if i told the truth"

[@britishpivotanimator]

@@aradia9726 shut it. he wants the longer video for our entertainment. shut the fuck up

[@tesseract7586]

imagine if you were strolling with your icon and then your icon turns into a ufo and suddenly travels out the universe at 47110463 KMPH

[@Portal2Fan1234]

Nice feature

[@roastytoasty4266]

Slaughterhouse song starts to play and I see something white falling from my window but nothing was on the ground. Weird...

[@sub2mrcoolguy]

I subscribed with notifications on.

[@boogiehasfun]

“Miles per hourrrr” also goat sim music 3:55

[@NinjaGamerUltra]

4:49 yes *cough* five nights at freddy’s security breach until recent patches *cough*

[@GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff]

If you spam 1 frame stack method to stack slopes you will literally go faster more fps you have and teleport to the last slope

[@emmettsauer-sq7uf]

The way he says " per hour" lol

[@ndeco_nm]

im surprised the minecraft youtuber editing works for geometry dash

[@SyncronedStuff]

Well, I think GD became a worthy opponent to the Autobahn

[@mick7058]

Why didn’t they ad 1T mph