George Can't Keep A Secret | The Scofflaw | Seinfeld

"I've seen your regular face, that is not it."
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 13 'The Scofflaw': A friend lies to Jerry and George about having cancer. Elaine tries to get back at an ex-boyfriend. Kramer helps track down a parking “scofflaw.”
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@stellarwind1946]

Jason Alexander was simply outstanding in every season of Seinfeld.

[@albertmccready478]

Absolutely brilliant

[@doradennis2409]

"George is gettin' upset!" 🤣🤣

[@nthgth]

George is most memorable, most quotable for sure. Not to downplay the others

[@Red.OG.]

@@doradennis2409 bosco!!!!

[@S-Theo]

He was real Jerry

[@eaglerabbit8922]

The way George yells, "GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANCER!!!" was perfectly delivered.

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

The way Jerry almost laughs at that was also perfectly delivered (if that makes any sense (lol)).

[@rockguitarist931]

This show is the absolute king of petty hangups that send the plot veering wildly off course.

[@DeltaDusk125]

That's a good way to put it, yeah. 😸

[@NasrinZzzz]

George is so sensitive. He's different. He can sense the slightest human suffering.

[@oddduck9798]

He can always tell when someone is uncomfortable at a party

[@tsiyon12]

Especially his own 🤣

[@jaimecavazos3417]

Are you sensing something now? Jajajaja

[@NasrinZzzz]

@@jaimecavazos3417 I love the way Jerry said that

[@tsiyon12]

@@jaimecavazos3417 Georgie boy sets the golden standard; no one else comes close

[@wandilelukepilgrim5385]

2:17 Garry: The thing is... I've been living a lie. George: Just one? I'm living like 20! 😅😅😅

[@steverogers7601]

That was a smooth way of getting someone to trust you so they can reveal information. George used a joke to ease the vibe and make Gary comfortable with opening up.

[@nthgth]

​@@steverogers7601 That's a very real manipulation trick, but Gary was already gearing up to reveal he never had cancer before George said that.

[@anntrejo]

It's spelled *Jerry*

[@wandilelukepilgrim5385]

@@anntrejo no its not

[@wandilelukepilgrim5385]

@@anntrejo no its not

[@Dan-zq5wt]

This is hilarious, but strange quirk that George is both an accomplished liar but also a comically bad poker face.

[@edtheman28]

Its not a lie if you believe it

[@cynomyS]

Good point!

[@Rellbronjames9]

🤣🤣🤣

[@2sense110]

Why you sweating George It’s the kung pao chicken I tell you

[@roeyelimelech6079]

@@2sense110 George likes his chicken spicy!

[@ethanbarnett1788]

“Turn em over, George! I wanna see em! C’mon I’m calling!” The writing in this show was hilarious

[@davidmckesey7119]

Genius

[@JulioMartinez-wi8yh]

Larry David

[@OCX600RR]

@@JulioMartinez-wi8yh Hotel

[@scottlarock7924]

The scene is truly one of my favorites of the entire series. "Alright, what do you got, a pair of bullets?"

[@jimbeam2299]

​@@JulioMartinez-wi8yhand Jerry Seinfeld

[@sreeharivenat8002]

George's vulnerability while Jerry reads his face makes this scene 😆 "A full house?!" 😂

[@YankeePat94]

GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANCER!!!!

[@kandoo1316]

I love when George says, "I don't have a flush" in a low voice and kind of cowering down. Great scene.

[@tommyt1971]

“Just one? I’m livin’ like 20.”

[@1manarmy850]

Funny😆

[@shonda79able]

The look of satisfaction Jerry has when George caves is so funny to me. 🤣

[@tristramcoffin926]

That's Jerry's trying not to laugh face.

[@LoudestHoward]

@@tristramcoffin926 That's just his regular face

[@miked9260]

4:49 " Yyou didn't" " i did" very simple and yet very best lines 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@ED-le1pr]

I love these exchanges that George and Jerry have with each other. George is doing his rant and Jerry sounds like he's supporting and agreeing with him but he's really not. "If not now when" lol

[@Sumac22]

-The thing is... I've been living a lie. -Just one? I'm living like twenty. 😂

[@slabbinonspokezz2375]

George on front st wit no shame 🤣🤣🤣

[@mb-ob2ye]

The casual shrug of the shoulders when he said that 😆

[@TheStuport]

George gets a monthly parking spot, a free lunch...and STILL let's Gary know that he is owed a *Secret! George could win a Lottery and complain about paying the Taxes on his winnings!🤣

[@josegabrielnoriegagonzalez6301]

A secret* xD

[@TheStuport]

@@josegabrielnoriegagonzalez6301 🤣You're Right Jose...Glad you mentioned this before George got upset! LOLOL Cheers Bruddah

[@dismalrealms3587]

Always wants to be on the other side of the fence, he's Jewish

[@redacted2275]

But he did still owned him a secret lol

[@TheStuport]

@@redacted2275 🤣

[@shaileshkharat5423]

0:33 to 0:54 is the reason Seinfeld is the greatest show, look at the exchange there, so simple yet so funny, pure gold

[@theforeverpuddle8754]

"Was he on his death bed?" "No, he was on his regular bed." lmao

[@2sense110]

Definitely sound like something Jerry would say in real life

[@keithbannister9271]

"Just one? I've been living like 20!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lomax7871]

You can't think of one character without the other three but George and Kramer made this show!

[@nativevirginian8344]

We only saw it about 3 times, but I love it when Jerry decides to break bad on somebody.

[@MountainMan.]

The end "I did" was simply perfect lol

[@mingodingo]

The live studio audience laughter really adds something.

[@wrath231]

In Seinfeld, I don't mind it. Other shows, not so much.

[@mijreed]

George is a pathological liar but ironically can’t handle being lied to at all

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

And Lovitz played a liar on SNL.

[@movieclipz1441]

Elaine is SOOOOO huggable and cuddly looking 🤗

[@davidganderson870]

Jerry wheedling George's secret out has to be one my favorite moments of the whole show XD

[@memoryhero]

I love the fact that the phrase "If Not Now, When?" makes multiple appearances in this series.

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

It actually comes from a well known creed. Yes it's very funny how they incorporate it.

[@jrporter50]

" I don't think your friends being very helpful at all" 😂 clutching that comb

[@LowLevelNC]

He was a real fancy boy! 🤣🤣

[@fromthehaven94]

I'm being helpful! I'm the ONLY one being helpful!

[@tomlewis9207]

Cancer Patient: "I'm sorry, I guess I was just thinking of myself". Only George Costanza could elicit such a response! 🤣

[@LowLevelNC]

Why does everything have to be us? Is there no me left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish? Actually, that's the definition of selfish.

[@DeltaStar777]

@@LowLevelNC Just epic!

[@Eralen00]

@@LowLevelNC its true, we're all alone at the end of the day. People will rarely if ever put your needs ahead of theirs (Unless it's like a parent sacrificing something for their children). But there's a difference between selfishness and greed. Selfishness is doing what's best for you. Everyone is entitled to a certain amount of selfishness. Greed on the other hand, is a billionaire who has more money than he could spend in 100 lifetimes just wanting more and more at the expense of everyone else

[@LowLevelNC]

@@Eralen00 Very true. I was actually just quoting a dialogue that Jerry and George had during “The Secret Code” episode.

[@zmbently4906]

Jerry and George turning on Gary when he won’t give up the parking space 😂

[@tompanzer8192]

My favorite part. Jerry knew once that parking spot was out of the equation, it was game on

[@blvdhype]

George is freaking awesome! Best of the 4, acting wise!

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts

[@AckzaTV]

4:38 the way george smiles and nods to jerry to give the execution order with that tupay on is so funny lol

[@allenatkins2263]

"Just one? I'm living about twenty."😆

[@AyratHungryStudent]

I remember watching this episode for the first time and being shocked how different and good looking George was wearing that toupe.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

I thought George looked good with the toupee, it looked natural

[@rockyevans1584]

He had Jerry beat

[@NewTestamentApostle]

He should have kept the hair piece. It makes a big difference.

[@DJones-uk3hg]

@@NewTestamentApostle he got one, Elaine didn't like who he was becoming so she ended up snatching it off his head and throwing it out the window

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

One of Jerry and George’s greatest scenes together. “OH MY GOD YOU’VE GOT A FLUSH!!!”

[@fromthehaven94]

I don't have a flush!

[@AverageLeagueHack]

This is a once-in-a-lifetime a royal flush

[@steefvanburen7985]

George Constanza is my TV hero!

[@Hawkinsian]

04:36 The 'Nod', get him in the jugular!

[@mr.l8723]

George kept that secret for….a good minute 😂

[@Tennisislife5]

“Just one?? I’m living like 20!” Most epic line

[@redacted2275]

4:30 Jerry is not usually that confrontational about things... the sickness from being nice must've been heII for him lmao

[@aj1800]

I love the long friendship between Jerry and George. How Jerry knows George is lying to him about Gary 😂😂😂🤣

[@redacted2275]

George is all stiff and looking constipated, everyone can see he's uncomfortable...

[@keithwilson6060]

To be honest, none of them are very good at keeping secrets. Elaine has a “key“ to her “vault,” and Jerry couldn’t say that Elaine was a good dancer. Kramer is an open book.

[@whatever305j]

i absolutely love Seinfeld and dont say this alot about episodes so when i say it i mean it when jerry starts guessing geroges hand i lost it lmaooo THATS GOLD JERRY GOLD!

[@Thomo316]

Mannnnn that nod at the end is the best from George.

[@robocop5935]

Jon lovitz was a great addition to Seinfeld. He should have been in a few more. I remember Jon singing save the options. Ah ah ah. Save the orphins. 2 and half men.

[@marcbasil]

They wanted him to return but he had prior obligations

[@rosario508]

I see John Lovitz and Freddy Krueger shop at the same store

[@miamitten1123]

_”Just one!? I’m living like 20”_ 😂

[@MichaelJones-wb8sk]

Brilliant Casting... Brilliant Writing.... Great Chemistry... When Seinfeld Was On NBC.. I Started Watching At The Beginning Of Season Three And Never Looked Back...

[@Toosii2times]

“you didn’t?!” “i did” ☝🏼

[@joanmelnick1704]

Love this episode. Rooting for George all the way.

[@Rellbronjames9]

It always boils down to what's the best option for George!

[@ericperez233]

It's hilarious that later in the show it's revealed that Gary died in a wreck after losing control of his car while adjusting his toupee.

[@YankeePat94]

That was karma for faking cancer

[@wildbill9490]

Faking cancer? Wow this guy’s even worse than any of the gang.

[@alessandrocolumbu]

I can spot that bird's nest from a couple of blocks away

[@bonwatcher]

What little is left of George's hair would spontaneously combust if he ever had a straight flush. 🤯

[@LB14745]

Good for you Jack!

[@mrnessss]

This is such brilliant writing

[@Mystipaoniz]

Georges and his little hat at the end hahaha

[@steverogers7601]

The messed up part is that Jerry’s outlook of being around someone with cancer is something that happens to many people. Some folks with cancer have said that friends have outright stopped contacting them simply because those friends felt being around someone with cancer was a downer and sucked.

[@davidswanson5669]

Well I personally have spent way too much time and money befriending people with cancer. In the last two years alone, I’ve spent over $20,000 buying death beds for these folk.

[@BoomerTelly]

This is 100% true. People avoid you when you're sick or disabled. I developed a chronic pain disorder and most of the people in my life disappeared. My illness doesn't really effect other people either. I have no cognitive or physical limitations. I'm just, in pain a lot.

[@redacted2275]

@@BoomerTelly You all should change your social circle... most of the people overall are not like that. If most of the people around you are like that, it's their fault.

[@MrTHEMONEEMAKER]

@@BoomerTelly do you complain about it constantly Because unless you do that I don’t see why they would just avoid you

[@Jokie155]

@@MrTHEMONEEMAKER I certainly see why people would avoid you, but that's getting off topic. :)

[@jimgentry1011]

He was on his regular bed

[@jonathanpraff9781]

Jason Alexander's acting here - wow.

[@scrunts666]

John Lovitz, what a guest role :D

[@albertol9654]

This show was so funny.. Use to watch it after school.

[@cheezst8ke]

GARY FOGEL NEVER HAD CANSAH!!!!!

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

"yeah well..big smokah"

[@nocomment2468]

Good for youuuu JACK!

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

I'm living a lie. Just one? I'm living like 20! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ken7165]

saw jon lovitz live and let me tell you, he was frickin HILARIOUS

[@sirackcity]

A Full House!? You got a full house!?! 😂

[@shonda79able]

The Scofflaw episode. Love it.

[@ericw3229]

With friends like them who needs enemies?

[@SHRFUTD]

Good for you, Jack!

[@ram-oj2ij]

I can't unsee Larry David in George in every scene.

[@DrClawizdead]

GOOD FOR YOU, JACK!

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Brilliant writing 😂😂😂

[@aperson2020]

Brilliant comedy 👏

[@edwardalexander9486]

I like how Jerry slams the door - always an indicator of bad news, ha ha! Well, ha ha... actually - no. Wait - that emotion has now becomed "frightened". You're A MONSTER Jerry! A MONSTER!!!! Could have been said by either the costanza figure or the kramer caricature or the bania mosquito. OK, class over. George needs... well never mind what George needs. GOODBYE!

[@hristopopov7345]

Guy gives him a cheap parking space, pays for his lunch, but George is still like " you owe me a secret " 😂

[@tomcripps7229]

Sing it Sister!

[@lorenza2589]

Seinfeld is the greatest show of all time. Change my mind.

[@scottmatheson3346]

You know I always wanted to pretend to be a cancer patient.

[@samueloro7871]

I'm living like 20 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisasunshine7654]

George lied a lot, but he wasn’t good at it. People often called his bluff..😂

[@herbnine6438]

george looks so much younger with the hair

[@GregsKitchen]

lmao, that is an absolute classic 😂😂😂

[@Web-Slinger42]

George: "How could you loose your arms Jerry? I'm moving this Saturday, you were supposed to help me carry stuff!"

[@steelearmstrong9616]

Seinfeld: Who is he not to tell you about his life threatening illness. George:That’s what I’m saying. Seinfeld: His illness is your buisness. George: If not mine whos. Seinfeld: If not now when. Lol

[@wilmetteentwistle9242]

One of the best episodes.

[@AlexAnteroLammikko]

How is George both a pathological liar AND has a no poker face? Its a very strange combination

[@miked9260]

3:34 i dont think Jerry wasn't supposed to smile there he just couldn't hold it 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😊

[@manchuriancandybar864]

Some people can't keep cigarettes. It all goes up in smoke.

[@regularyoutubename]

Jon Lovitz and Jason Alexander taking together now makes me want to see an animated version but with Jay Sherman from the Critic and Eric Duckman from Duckman: Private Dick and Family Man.

[@beauxmorgan1032]

It’s weird that I’m on my death bed all the time and I’m not even dying. Then there’s this guy who was supposedly dying and was on his regular bed.

[@FelixVehlow]

The tax alone for a parking spot is 50$? In the 90s? So todays total price must be over a thousand

[@billbill4392]

So excellent

[@texaswunderkind]

One of my wife's best friends from college got cancer, and my wife send all kinds of care packages and support to her. Turns out she didn't have cancer, just a raging drug addiction. And they have never spoken since.

[@MrWeebable]

How can George be simultaneously great at lying but poor at keeping a secret?

[@fromthehaven94]

But when faced with coming up with a lie to get out of the dinner with Peterman, George had nothing.

[@KrugerIndustrial]

Sing it sister!

[@bobcat2938]

A fine piece of work.

[@jakubfoltyn5550]

that funny detail, when george let off the mass of nervosity he was caring, so he has to swipe his face and neck of the sweat with towel :DD

[@Cardlimits]

his social issue could have been super explored. saying something super interesting and walking away when you would clearly have more questions.

[@Nebarus]

No one ever heard from Gary again... He simply disappeared...

[@Xylarxcode]

Jerry closed that door for a good reason...

[@no288]

I thought he died...got run over by a car... i think they mention something about it in another episode

[@shonda79able]

He was mentioned again in the Label Maker episode. He died in a car accident. Jerry casually mentioned in to someone.

[@shonda79able]

@@no288 you're right. I believe it was the label maker episode.

[@castilla1876]

He couldnt even keep his PIN a password