THIS is one of the few people on this planet that EVER spoke the Total truth. I just wish that more people would sit up and take notes. just as he did. R.I.P. George, you are loved and missed.
@chapachuu10 жыл бұрын
One of the wisest men to walk the Earth.
@sergevivier9569 жыл бұрын
Wow, George Carlin is an amazing man and he helps me in dealing with the stupidity of people.
@lennart8213 жыл бұрын
He was such a wise man. If this planet had more george carlins, the world would be a healthier place to live.
@tionlover10 жыл бұрын
What a genius. The greatest of all time. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. What an inspirational quote that is. It puts things in such an uplifting perspective. To know this is all just one big freak show. People always trying to find reason for things. Reasons to kill, to be greedy. Some people do it in the name of God. But to George, everything just is, and so are we, for a little while. RIP to the greatest.
@LawrenceSixSix10 жыл бұрын
THE PILE OF SHIT IS TOO DEEP. -George Carlin
@dbossmx12 жыл бұрын
RIP Carlin. Legit philosopher right there at least IMO. A man who had the unique gift to see the world how it really is and tell us about it and make us laugh. Underneath it all you cant blame him for being cynical. Who wouldn't be when you are so in tune with the weaknesses of the human psyche.
@sidearmsalpha11 жыл бұрын
My hero...I try to be optimistic about my life and the world around me, but it's clear that we are headed for self-destruction, and there's not enough people out there who can save us. Most people are too oblivious to realize it's happening because they are too distracted by gadgets, entertainment, and pro sports. I hope I live long enough to see how we all go. My one regret in life is not seeing this great man in person. If there is a Hell, I hope I can finally meet you, George.
@TheStraightCircle13 жыл бұрын
I actually cried to this, especially at: 0:15 - 0:44. "He was here a minute ago..." RIP George
@bellinghammond13 жыл бұрын
"when you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the freak show...and when you're born in america you're given a front row seat." Laughed Out Loud r.i.p. George
@earthbug9512 жыл бұрын
I love this man. I though of this quote... "We're as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we're not likely to do either." - John Green
@777hathor10 жыл бұрын
I agree with him, that we are neck high in cesspool of lies. You can't possibly change anything. Try researching religion. It's a quagmire, every body disagrees with each other.
@jivanta2313 жыл бұрын
"Were all the same, i'm not better, i'm not different, i'm just a part now..." ~George Carlin
@oddlysexy13 жыл бұрын
I'm religious and I love George Carlin. I know it's sounds strange but he IS an awesome man. He makes people think and that doesn't happen to much now a days. Rock on George!
@BIakeAustin10 жыл бұрын
George Carlin takes all the thoughts in my head and puts them in order. Lol
@samella3510 жыл бұрын
Once in a lifetime Human Being. RIP George Carlin.
@phancci13 жыл бұрын
I miss you SO much. You may have thought you were merely an observer on this planet, but I think you doubted how much people really learned from you. Really listened to you. You are still one of my greatest influences. R.I.P., sir.
@benmiddleton99847 жыл бұрын
he preached the truth and nothing but the truth
@Mmmyess13 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that this video exists because it's good to hear Carlin speaking without playing for laughs or applause. He made a lot of good points, and it's a shame that no one else has stepped forward to carry the torch.
@BahamutElDiablo10 жыл бұрын
You were one of my heroes. RIP George...
@TheWordofYAGA7 жыл бұрын
A man who was always ahead of his time.
@dbossmx12 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a early 30's angostic/atheist I have attempted this tactic multiple times in my life. I can say I have searched high and low for god and at least for me he has never appeared. Given my current understanding of things Im starting to believe I am not meant to be chosen to recieve god's love. Which is why Im such a huge fan of George Carlin. Wherever he is now is where I want to be.
@dylio778 жыл бұрын
WOW!!! He took the words outa my mouth
@mattisprettycool13 жыл бұрын
just incredible. This man is one of the smartest people I've ever heard had the pleasure to listen to.
@gysi199012 жыл бұрын
Saying 'RIP George' is kinda paradox, he didnt belive there's a life after deth
@burntrubberballs8 жыл бұрын
im sad he was like my tv father
@MannyGonzalezReyna10 жыл бұрын
"When you born in this world you are given a ticket to the freak show... and when you born in America: you're given a front-row-seat, and some of us get to sit there with notebooks, and I do my notes and I talk about the freaks, they are all human just like me and we're all the same, I'm not better, I'm not different... I'm just appart now, I'm separate, I'm over here because I put myself out of the mix, I don't have a stake on the outcome, I'm not a cheerleader for a given outcome"
@CreatingAbundance10 жыл бұрын
It's good to know that I'm not the only one that thinks insects might possibly rise up in the food chain.
@redroombishop10 жыл бұрын
YOU DONT HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING GEORGE SAYS TO RESPECT HIM AS AN INTELLIGENT BEING - PEACE & LOVE!
@94GenerationAwesome12 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to get my ball-rubbing cellphone :D
@matejoto11 жыл бұрын
We need people like him leading our countries, and instead of all the fuckers currently have high positions.
@llynfach12 жыл бұрын
What an extraordinarily intelligent and perceptive man!
@CrystalsandCandles10 жыл бұрын
The next step in the evolution of the dominate species on Earth... The top three contenders. Cockroaches. (odds on favorites) They'll eat anything and are REALLY hard to kill. They been around for 350 million years and are getting larger. Rats. They always find a way to survive, also will eat anything and history shows ya can't count out mammals. Jellyfish. (A surprise challenger) Turns out they like plastic and are thriving when other marine life is being killed by it.
@amandalively110 жыл бұрын
Kinda feelin most of that. Thanks george. You are not forgotten.
@SchoolrejecT13 жыл бұрын
Wow Ive thought about this kind of thing for some time now, but I never knew where to find people who would listen... New favorite Icon, GEORGE CARLIN
@AnalogWheels11 жыл бұрын
Wow. I wish I could've met this guy. I see so many similarities in his thoughts to mine that it's comforting. Comforting to know that there are others out there that feel the same, or close to the same as me. His gift was to lay it out in a way that made you laugh, which is all you should really do.
@1cockerman11 жыл бұрын
man created god in his own image.
@morpheas7687 жыл бұрын
George Carlin: beyond brilliant.
@latenightlogic10 жыл бұрын
One of the absolute best videos I've ever seen.
@avlisk13 жыл бұрын
George had it figured out. He's a great role-model. Thank you.
@TheR1g13 жыл бұрын
God damn I love this man and I love his message, FUCK YEAH!
@jdymes1018 жыл бұрын
the voice of common sense
@Zylophila12 жыл бұрын
Darn! I got the wrong phone!
@anistonlover0812 жыл бұрын
First off I am a firm believer in God. One of the biggest reasons why so many people hate Christians is bc they try to shove religion down non believers' throats. If Mr. Carlin (R.I.P) did not believe in God, then that was his decision. Some of my close friends are atheists/agnostics and I love them to death. All I can do is show love to them. I love George Carlin's stand ups, and his face should be the first sculpted on the Mount Rushmore of comedians! I'd rather laugh than fight honestly.
@Warsame710 жыл бұрын
George Carlin has always blowed my mind.
@MrOrcshaman10 жыл бұрын
"You need to pray to god!" "But I don't want to" "YOU MUST PRAY TO GOD OR HE WILL SMITE YOU!" "oh okay then" *prays to god* .... "I prayed to god, he didn't answer my prayer" "Thats gods will, he doesn't have time to answer you" "So why did i bother asking him anything?"
@stonewall00812 жыл бұрын
them fundies man thinking they are "heroes" and have to "save" everyone
@Doritos6213 жыл бұрын
"it just seems like the pile of shit is too deep"... if that doesn't sum up the state of the world today idk what does...brilliant
@premanesbit10 жыл бұрын
George understood God well that he does't have anything to do with what we made up. "God of Peace is very quiet because there is no conflict in Him". When George points out that "there is not Go", he means that there is only God of Love and not the one who is constantly watching you and punishing you. The world is as close to "hell" as we can get, but it is our own personal nightmare we made up and therefore we ourselves have a power to believe that it is real. We need to let it go because it is powerless, only fed by our own beliefs that are unloving and are hurting us for a while until we have enough and change our way of thinking.
@vernetto10 жыл бұрын
he is a great philosopher.... every day I think of the freak show when I bike in the city traffic and see all those sad drivers primates prisoner in a coffin with wheels.... they had the great opportunity to have a healthy body and use it, and they squander it in a coffin with wheels...
@iStayLahffing1911 жыл бұрын
When he says we have "gifts" he means we can do more then animals... duuuuhhhhh!
@theguyrocks113 жыл бұрын
I really miss this very knowledgeable man. I am a "watcher" also myself. I am going to have I.D. cards made saying that just to pass-out maybe. ":^ )
@Dolemaneil10 жыл бұрын
If all the people who hold significant power in our world today were to watch this, and fail to reach any sort of understanding or accord (which is most likely the case), then we truly are fucked. How can the urgency of our species' mortality be iterated any more concisely than this. George you're the shit, also I'm baked out of my mind
@1978tunene11 жыл бұрын
Lucky enough to see an open minded being. People might form a religion in 500yrs called carlinism and he might be their messiah.
@steerpike21313 жыл бұрын
Carlin was awesome. For you younger fans who don't know, one of the people that Carlin looked up to was Robert Anton Wilson--check him out too.
@Puffy21025 жыл бұрын
that was beautiful.
@mummanmark5667 жыл бұрын
A great,smart, perceptive man he was.
@doxistavrou666011 жыл бұрын
i have never come across a more aware and brilliant mind !!...i love this man!!...
@jamesoloughlin10 жыл бұрын
I love that man.
@scara_escape_artist13 жыл бұрын
Love is the only thing that really matters in this world.
@caeruleana12 жыл бұрын
I miss him so much :(
@1ColdFuture10 жыл бұрын
00:46 so TRUE, especially today in 2014.
@RenPounda11 жыл бұрын
So true, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless their reasonable souls. :p
@tomservo5113 жыл бұрын
I for one will never give up my binocular vision!!
@philipnestor50349 жыл бұрын
Great comments on everything.
@newmac13 жыл бұрын
George had it spot on. Glow in the dark shoes ; bigger trucks are mindless gizmos. But the information flow gizmos; they just might "save the planet"....
@OccamKant13 жыл бұрын
@jivanta23 "i'm just a part now..." Actually, that's "apart" - he considered himself the same but separate. Not one of the crowd. Not better or worse, just apart.
@ivanstyles20658 жыл бұрын
Church, priest, and tabernacle.
@RAZERREISS12 жыл бұрын
'everybody has a cell phone that will make them pancakes and rub there balls' XD
@D4NK112 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying I'm an expert on human behavior, but to me he just seems so fucking genuine when he talks, even if I disagreed with him I would think that he was saying what he actually thought and wasn't trying to get quoted or to come off as being superior. One of the best (insert obligatory inflammatory remark about someone else's religion and/or belief system)
@smallpotatoes98912 жыл бұрын
I feel the same!
@furnacefire11 жыл бұрын
Indeed, we have past the tipping point.
@ThaGearOfWar13 жыл бұрын
i love it when george carlin repeats things. jizzzz
@batexated13 жыл бұрын
and we want something that we can plug in that will make big big big things for us.. epic words
@aaronmoravek12 жыл бұрын
Sadly we all have to stop and ask our selves what really matters
@Cypherus2112 жыл бұрын
Instead of atheists debating about existentialism, nihilism, theism, agnosticism , why don't you just go to the source and sincerely ask God if he exists? Everyone has a natural interest in God, even atheists, so it's not unnatural to just ask the question. You may not be struck by lightning or a man with a red cape will not show - but the answer can be just a humble and warm feeling in your heart that you know, that you know, that you know.
@ZzRvXzZ13 жыл бұрын
@CigaretteCactus Theres a difference between being smart... and being immortal.
@ForOdinAndAsgard12 жыл бұрын
the 30 seconds only. i love this man. 1:58 to 2:02 so true the gesture of bidding alone is a gesture of closure we dont only see in christianity but also in islam and the jewish belief. you dont see this gesture in polytheistic believes (or should i say visitor-worshippers). they always open their arms to receive/learn. most important most polytheist are anything but materialistic and egoistic. i did not come up with this. my budhist girlfriend did. i myself follow the learnings of the Asatrú.
@ahvostik13 жыл бұрын
@AngryPenguin27 what do you expect human beings to do? your answer to these questions are just as valid as George's. Maybe i'm being too pessimistic (like George) but I really don't think any amount of optimism is going to change the fact that the human race's years on this planet are numbered.
@Itisallgoingtoend11 жыл бұрын
He's right.
@Extrahopes10 жыл бұрын
May God guide us all to the straight path..
@AryanOG11 жыл бұрын
i would agree but it seems to me that even bullshit has a use. so i feel like that would be offensive to bullshit.
@ErikaMcQueen8912 жыл бұрын
George Carlin... supreme Philosopher!
@GregJay10 жыл бұрын
Baking soda rules
@StackCityEntOfficial13 жыл бұрын
This would go great to a triphop beat just like 'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' by Lazyboy which sampled the late Greg Giraldo.
@C0T0HA11 жыл бұрын
You call him a chiuld, yet he is the one who presented arguments to back up his point, while you did nothing except try to offend him. Which of the two is more childish you think?
@NWO666mark12 жыл бұрын
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and LET THEM HAVE DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." (Gen 1:26) "... God commanded the man, saying, ... of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for ... thou shalt surely die." (Gen 2:16-17) "And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die." (Gen 3:4)
@Yoshimitsu4prez12 жыл бұрын
@IcaroVolera information? What does that have to do with entropy?
@owenivor13 жыл бұрын
I think he read Marx and Engel's work.
@Quackatchu11 жыл бұрын
the pile of shit is too deep. Great ending
@Guitardude161610 жыл бұрын
is this complete interview on here
@racer2k126011 жыл бұрын
Us Christians are not close-minded. God gave everybody free will to believe what they want to believe in. I can argue that you simply believe what this man says and believe what scientists say. It goes both ways. Have some respect for people's opinions.
@ThinkBig50011 жыл бұрын
Incremental change...the pile of shit is too deep.
@epiphonelespaul412 жыл бұрын
I have no problem whatsoever with people that believe in a god, they can believe what they want as long as they keep it to them selves, but I do however have a problem with religion, religion has separated us humans and is holding us back as a species, and I am not a big fan of gangs or groups, like how bikie's have to be members of big groups to feel strong when really, they are weak people, just the same as people who are in big groups to feel like there life is meaningful.
@macdom2413 жыл бұрын
All true, but it doesn't mean you stop trying. It's when everyone thinks like that - that there's no hope or reason to try to change anything - is when we are truly and irrevocably fucked.
@dionco9211 жыл бұрын
I Dont believe in Religion, But i do have a relationship with GOD. one mistake George made was confusing God with Man Made religion. God is Divine, you dont have to see to believe, but as humans, we always need physical proof. sight, sound, smell, touch and taste. But as spiritual beings, We can see the world as a whole.
@1ColdFuture10 жыл бұрын
the pile of shit is too deep. hahaha so true.
@gl0bal747413 жыл бұрын
he speaks the truth
@trikpa11 жыл бұрын
and politics, and marketing, and economy is JUST FUCKING DANDY.
@voodoohamsterdoll12 жыл бұрын
@ndrummer99 Wow, your intelligent remark has made me question the sophistication of evolution theory!