George Dates His Cousin | The Junk Mail | Seinfeld

[@mattchristiansen6869]

Frank telling George that he loves him like a son is one of the funniest and most underrated lines.

[@SometimesMonkeysDie]

But no one laughed.

[@thomasauslander3757]

We did.. the other laughter are laugh tracks anyways..

[@badjokezach6359]

That and when he says “ my wife” instead of “your mother”

[@gilbert8162]

@@SometimesMonkeysDie 315 did in fact, and counting.

[@bigrivernetworx1498]

@@SometimesMonkeysDie 9

[@dharmallars]

When she says “you wanna borrow money, right?” You can see George consider it for a second LMAO

[@scartee13]

I loved that!! She thought he was making a pass cuz he wanted to borrow money😂😂

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

Nice catch! Subtle details like that is what makes George a great character.

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

​@@grammarofficerkrupke4398No it isn't.🙄

[@natekenworthy7367]

"Move woman." Such a funny line by Frank.

[@neoluddite5676]

“We love you like a son” Lol

[@DutchVai]

The last scene...... everyone's shocked, but Georges cousin/girlfriend just takes another sip of her cooler all nonchalantly 🤣😂

[@seanimac7759]

" We love you like a son.." has to be the greatest line ever. 😂😂😂😂

[@JaniMorrow84]

Has me in tears everytime.

[@chrlpolk]

Followed by, “What my wife is trying to say,” making her dominant role clear 😂

[@jonmann4980]

It’s insane the levels of manipulation and humiliation George is willing to endure to get his way 😂

[@WavyFBaby]

“We love you like a son.” “What my wife is tryna say…” Damn they treat George like a stranger 😂😂😂

[@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr]

And at the end he says “your mother” but only when talking about making love with her lol

[@JT.KD32]

​@@LightsaberGoBrrrrrrNo, he said it in recently.

[@linnaahura]

😂😂😂

[@BillGraper]

"Let's be bad, George." 😆

[@markdaniels7174]

Nothing sexier than a Bad Girl

[@theprinceoftides6836]

@@markdaniels7174 Truth.

[@LoneLee2022]

Go for it....................

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@markdaniels7174 A "good girl" who is actually bad is much better

[@krisscanlon4051]

Hahaha 😂

[@stthomasmore4811]

Estelle: "cHiNeSe FOOOWD" 0:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@r.rahman12]

thats not his mom but the chinese delivery boy.

[@blackdiamond139]

@@r.rahman12 it is the mom pretending to be the Chinese man

[@gideonros2705]

😂🤣

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Where there's Chinese food, there's leftovers.

[@wendysremix]

@@r.rahman12 are you thick

[@Harbaksh1234]

'I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!' 🤣🤣 Absolutely genius level writers on this show!

[@jonsmith-rk6os]

The break ups the firings and every Sunday with the calls😂

[@TheFrenchPug]

What every parent actually does want from their boy.

[@HEagle72]

George always has to take it up a notch past "too far".

[@charthers8903]

You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!

[@juanriojas1926]

“I will take you outside and show you what it’s like”.

[@talldarkknight]

There's another solarium?

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@talldarkknight Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Not to be confused with Slippery Pete.

[@Rubyofthedead]

​@@giraffesareselfish9563Or Easy Pete.

[@mijreed]

I love how all George's plans always fall apart in the EXACT OPPOSITE way he thought they would go.

[@HEagle72]

And that one time he did the opposite of everything he usually does, he ended up getting a job with the Yankees, and bag a hot blonde. 🤣

[@bmf0354]

Aha - a reference to my all-time favorite episode! 🤣🤣

[@thelonewolf7443]

*Toby from The Office appears* Michael Scott: “NOOOOOOOO!”

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Just like the Roommate-Switch. "SHes INTO it!!!"

[@calebadams8981]

@@thelonewolf7443 mm

[@lsd8497]

Estelle and Jerry were a great match in this comedy. Very talented actors. May God rest their souls.

[@catchwreck928]

reminds me of my grandparents, i hate how i took these times for granted, it hurts everyday i could win the lotto and id still be sad

[@lsd8497]

@@catchwreck928 You're not an exception. We all did that. That's life. We can't be wise when we're young. It's just the natural way of things.

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

@@lsd8497 Youth is wasted on the young.

[@lsd8497]

@@HerecomestheCalavera Well said

[@James-kv6kb]

I don't think Jerry is dead

[@haroldgeorge4412]

“George is getting suspicious!” 🤣

[@attyla3970]

Hoochie mama . Frank lines is epic 😂😂😂

[@HEagle72]

Of al the times they used the hoochie mama line, this one is by far my favorite.

[@Kruppt808]

If this vans a rockin

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@Kruppt808 Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van

[@terrybutler-fl4dx]

How did he get son of Sam out of that?

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

Love the way she slurps her drink, brilliant

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Jerry Stiller is SERIOUSLY one of a kind

[@TheMightsparrow]

*Was

[@montag4516]

My Siamese twin cousin was two of a kind.

[@truthhurts3524]

“Merlot? I’ve never heard of it, did they just invent it?”

[@dfa3366]

First time I ever scene George’s parents actually like each other.

[@chrisjackson1889]

Finally uniting in her frustration towards their son😂

[@chrlpolk]

TBH a lot of older couples live to bicker. 🤷‍♂️

[@KennyHavoc]

All hits no misses

[@davidfisk6759]

I love that she hits the bottle to seal the scene.

[@suraceryan]

Yes sir

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

The leftover bit is spot on.

[@SXI96]

Absolutely 😂

[@DavidBaggaShorts]

Frank: “I’m sorry George were cutting you loose.” George: “You’re cutting me loose?!” Frank: “Now if youll excuse me, I’m gonna make love to your mother.” Lmao 😂

[@fromthehaven94]

@Natural Creature I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

[@zonedog1]

"I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM!"😂

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

Did you see the way her head turned?🤣🤣🤣

[@blabla-rg7ky]

"move, woman!" is also funny :)

[@waynemarvin5661]

@@alfa-psi That's how you can tell how old the writer is. Kids can't spell, nor speak so they can be understood.

[@newwavepop]

i remember watching this one when it aired, when George thinks hes saying "Son Of Sam" its one of the hardest laughs ive ever had in my life.

[@Kruppt808]

Seinfeld van, Seinfeld van?

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@Kruppt808 Fragile Frankie Merman

[@wheelchairmanjon]

George’s reaction was hysterical to that I think he’s saying son oof Sam OMG😂😂

[@jordanwhite8099]

1:57 "it is....just not ready yet Oh that's kinda sweet Ah shut up jerry" HILARIOUS

[@stagna1959]

Only George could do that : date with his cousin just to piss off his parents. Spite date ! Spite never sleeps !

[@ShaithMaster]

I could have a one night stand with Risa. She's doable

[@starcrafter13terran]

It's a pretty creative idea tbh.

[@Kruppt808]

And many of us had thought at least once in our life, cousin so an so, pretty cute.

[@keithbannister9271]

@@Kruppt808 So true!!!

[@scartee13]

Yeah he’s really willing to go there jus to get his parents riled up and focused on him again😂

[@ponderingsfromthemothercit8347]

That van's a rockin', don't go uh knockin🤣🤣

[@shadowknight1121]

Oh my god!!!

[@fromthehaven94]

You gotta sell the van...

[@c0mputer]

If you notice at the 0:23 mark you can see diamond shaped things on the outside wall of the apartment. Those are structural elements that are installed in old buildings if the walls are bowing out, which can happen over time. They are metal plates with rods that go into each floor of the building holding the walls in.

[@cconnon1912]

I love an obscure fact much more than the next guy. Thank you.😇

[@daniel.j9062]

Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods? Isn't that obvious there's no parking meters out here lol

[@hakimonn]

0:54 "Move, woman." 😂😂😂

[@nicholasfox966]

"We love you like a son."

[@scartee13]

“They don’t wanna see me anymore!” “But this is what you’ve always wanted” “I kno…..but I’m not ready” “Aw that’s kinda sweet”😅😅

[@thaddeusskywalker5293]

Ah shut up!

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Ah Shut Up!”

[@thegreatnahwhaile]

Jerrys "mother of god" line is perfect

[@livhuwanimukhondo5600]

😂

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Remember my cousin Rhisa? I'm going to date her

[@Georgina-lv9bt]

Perfect delivery

[@bertajones2989]

“She is leaving me dirty messages on my answering machine.” LOMAO!😂😂😂 How cool they both are!

[@ajayayyar2074]

"George, we've HAD it with you' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@jordanwhite8099]

1:51 george is definitely giving that "parents are still doing it?" look Funny

[@luc00144]

Remember my cousin Risa? I'm gonna date her. Mother of God.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Isn't Risa a Star Trek planet? Also, she is way out of his league.

[@tomhanson4153]

@@thiagodeandrade7081 how so?

[@BillGraper]

"You must be George's cousin." "Girlfriend." 🤘😄

[@DragonTamer31K]

@@tomhanson4153 she is pretty attractive so is george but just different directions, if ya know what I mean

[@leavingtheisland]

"mother of God" was used in the show at least one more time, maybe two. Great phrase!

[@foccha]

I feel like we should have had another episode or two with cousin Rhisa. She stole every scene she was in.

[@dspsblyuth]

She seems like my kind of woman

[@erichollar5503]

I agree. She was brilliant. Just brilliant. "You want money, right?"

[@Rubyofthedead]

She's kinda like Gail the Snail. She's mashing it.

[@erickbuckner4485]

Agreed

[@melodyconte]

​@@Rubyofthedeadhaha good point 😂

[@ryanoreily5402]

I watch all episodes like a 1000 times but missed the son of Sam reference untill now. Ah how I love this show. Always a new little golden detail to catch.

[@eaglerabbit8922]

"Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!" "I think he sayin' Son of Sam! Oh my god! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!".

[@masternoob9673]

Only George can still lose dramatically even when he gets things that he wants

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

So many great things going on in this episode; George's cousin, George's parents, Fragile Frankie Merman, the van, Kramer canceling his mail, the bucket, Postal Employee Newman....it's a buffet of fun

[@Rubyofthedead]

Don't forget the Diabeetus General.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@Rubyofthedead His job is to by God get things done!

[@scartee13]

And the wiz!

[@reginalddennis6466]

Tis was

[@renaissance18]

estelle: chinese food at 0:13 lol

[@tonymontecino9761]

I didn't know that was her until I read on here, lol omg i keep playing it over and over now

[@billblaski9523]

Lmao George and his parents just have the wackiest relationship I have ever seen 😂

[@presntnow]

Estelle Costanza pretending to be Chinese Food Delivery Driver in background 😂😂😂

[@jonsmith-rk6os]

Lets be bad George lets be really bad😂

[@ChiefRezResin]

“That van’s a rocking” “Don’t going knocking!”

[@luc00144]

I think he's saying son of Sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

[@Rellbronjames9]

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz 😂😂😂😂

[@carsonyoung9965]

My 14 year old asked why we watch this old show and what it's about I told her it doesn't matter what its about. It's about laughter. That's its sole purpose. To make us laugh. And that's why it's great

[@dianax6671]

My lil sister loves this show she is 14

[@carsonyoung9965]

@@dianax6671 She's a smart one

[@SalesforceUSA]

Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. Hes gold.

[@LoneLee2022]

He was Cosmo.......................played that part brilliant.

[@Eidlones]

Yeah, he was real great in this clip, wasn't he?

[@LoneLee2022]

Nobody is right!

[@mobus1603]

@@Eidlones Right? This comment is obviously just copied and pasted on every single Seinfeld video just for likes, even if it's completely irrelevant, and the sad thing is that morons will still "like" it.

[@MedalionDS9]

When Keepin' It In The Family Goes Wrong

[@mistiroberts1576]

Lets be bad George 😂😂😂

[@ashleycroom6253]

Best parents in television history!! Double exclamation point

[@wvu05]

You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. It takes just as much manpower to deliver. Sure, everyone gets excited when they receive gifts or cards, but...

[@ShaithMaster]

NEWMAN!!

[@IsaPodrasky]

True. And it takes even more manpower to deliver packages that weigh over 35 lbs (trust me, those packages are HEAVY).

[@nielssteffenssen8852]

Just crease, crumple, cram, you'll do fine.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@IsaPodrasky I don't recall Newman saying that, must be a deleted scene

[@maroofali2142]

Human...it's human to be moved by fragrance...My God...that's my favourite bit from the episode...Newman and Kramer could easily have had a spin off and that would've been a hit no doubt

[@fromthehaven94]

Looks like that van's a-rockin'! Don't go a-knockin'!

[@johnnygallos0939]

"Who's this..???" Lol 😆

[@The_whimsickal_artist]

George is sick!😂 He dates his cousin hoping she'll tell his parents, who will refocus their attention back on George.😂..lol...that's a sick thing. George is dead funny. My favourite show.

[@5xchamps269]

"I'm just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass" 😂

[@u47mkbg]

George cousin Rhisa --actress Laurie Taylor-Williams was very good 😂🤣😇

[@PollyBFly]

Jerry Stiller's is so funny !!

[@renaissance18]

estelle is about to have a heart attack at 1:10 lol

[@Micmackpattywack]

Yea hold on, I’m just tryna get a reading on my dashboard compass 😂

[@KM-kr7zx]

"Move woman"

[@luckynedpepper9030]

Season 9 writing was still great. This episode is fantastic.

[@erniemendoza36]

"She's into it!?!"

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

And she talked to the roommate and she's into the menage too....

[@ickes2255]

Always sunny really did take so many characters and story lines from this show.

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

Like which ones?

[@chermebrownsauce]

Legendary show, its ridiculous!

[@jeebles9890]

shit, his cousin ain't too bad lookin, LOL

[@markdaniels7174]

I’m into her. Nothing sexier than a girl who likes being “bad.”

[@LoneLee2022]

Yeah, just do it....................

[@TypOPositiv]

The nocturnal dirt people. LOL

[@arkox8]

George sitting in the dark waiting for his parents 😂😂

[@fakename6658]

Of all the women George dated his cousin is probably the only woman that was in his league.

[@apprentessjgooden2263]

"Isn't it obvious, there are no parking meters out here" 😂

[@C.O.SBurpees]

Should of been George's dream to be ditched by his parents lol

[@wvu05]

He wanted to ditch them, not the other way around :-P

[@DruzenjeSplit-nn2um]

When he got what he wanted he wasn't happy with it....😂😂😂

[@MegaThucydides]

The cousin looks and talks a lot like Susie Essman

[@frankfgsr]

Absolutely, GREAT AND FUNNY!!!

[@cordialwombat]

A wild Dana Gould sighting!

[@rumcoke9123]

"I knew it wasnt Berkowitz " LOL

[@HenryRaeburn367]

It's quite obvious there are no parking meters 🤣🤣

[@maniacrailfan8060]

I’m just trying to get a reading on my dashboard compass

[@tonywong8134]

Isn't it obvious? There's no parking meters.

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

Amazing how George's family has such good hair

[@SamuelBlack84]

George doesn't even have hair 😅

[@terrybutler-fl4dx]

Jerry said “ Mother of God “ when he knew George was up to something. lol!!!

[@LeonS.Kennedy-gw3ro]

1:00 is that a bird?

[@roseslasher]

"Whos this? " 😂

[@omkarchandrashekhargadgil8168]

Sorry George our Chinese food just came Talk to you later..,😂😂😂

[@bigh7972]

George is getting suspicious!

[@toptenguy1]

Ross Geller must be jealous! lol

[@SamuelBlack84]

Denise Richards Who could blame him? 😅

[@aqua6613]

Fuzzy Navel wine coolers is the epitome of the 90ies "getting it on routine" lol

[@dspsblyuth]

How can you tell it was a fuzzy navel?

[@Buttermilkjug]

@@dspsblyuth That's what color they were..

[@DanzQQ]

“Knock knock” -Chinese food 😂😂😂

[@pumagutten]

Rhisa is one of my absolute favorites from Seinfeld.❤️ She was able to break down liar-George.

[@ianrjm969]

"I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!"

[@matthewh7085]

Lol, I love how there is no good reason for us to support George in this storyline. "Date his cousin to get his parents attention." Lol.

[@TEACHA101]

Parking in the woods. "It is obvious, there are no parking meters..."

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Move woman 🤣

[@Letnothinggotowaste]

A willing girl, a van in the woods, wine coolers? Cousin or not...

[@SamuelBlack84]

It didn't bother the Romans 😅

[@donnamead3138]

Classic comedy at it's best!!!

[@steverogers7601]

George is getting SUSPICIOUS!!!

[@AckzaTV]

Oh this is where its always sunny got the snail