Kramer & Newman Clash At New Years | The Millennium | Seinfeld

"Those're my everyday balloons."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 20, 'The Millennium': Kramer and Newman compete during the early planning of each of their Millennium parties.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@joshc9676]

That scene where Kramer yells Newmanium then holds the picture of him and jerry is hilarious.

[@ninadganore]

adorable too

[@XtotheK]

I've always loved the wholesomeness of the photo Kramer keeps of Jerry and himself by his bedside table. He may have been a complete wacko but he was a true friend.

[@bundle4261]

I know right 😂❤😅😊

[@gutsfinky]

I love his insistence. "I gotta invite Jerry, he's my buddy!"

[@matthewlee4834]

"In 2000, we'll all be on speed dial." HE CALLED IT

[@gaylordmswagger2523]

?

[@garyfrancis6193]

And Jerry free.

[@JWex-jy7sk]

Honestly the Finale should’ve just been on December 31st, 1999 with the main theme being they finally attend Newman and Kramer’s party

[@wadstur8429]

They should have! That’s an excellent idea…would have been better than what they came up with 😝

[@tyrannozilla]

@@wadstur8429 That would've been pretty symbolic since Seinfeld felt like it belonged in the 90s. The show ending right when the 90s were ending. Definitely would've been better than them going to Jail.

[@CoReyTee405]

“You just got it? Damn the mail is slow!” 😂

[@GORILLAROB]

This was one of the best shows to ever air on tv…can’t believe it’s been 26 years since the finale..

[@billjohnson5023]

Definitely was the best show ever

[@a_1081p]

Best sitcom ever made and perhaps best comedy ever but not even close to best show ever

[@StuMarston]

It's been over two decadiumms.

[@tbird81]

Wonder if jerry knew Epstein.

[@michaelware354]

Wow, I was born a few years after the finale. And I'm just now starting to watch all the episodes 😂 I love it

[@huzaifshah2139]

How Newman changes his tone when he says *A LOT OF ELAINE* 😂

[@rattus3102]

😂 .....and Jerry's face when he said that! 😅😂

[@JacquesLeCoq26]

“Those are my everyday balloons” 🎈

[@gutsfinky]

That's classic. I need to keep some everyday balloons.

[@garyfrancis6193]

Yeah they should have known that.

[@Obsessedwithcookies758]

The noise Newman makes at the end, HILARIOUS!! 😂

[@scoobysnak07]

"Cheech!"

[@Sphemus]

I remember watching the entire episode, & after the credits, the closing logos show up. When the Castle Rock logo was playing, along with its jingle, Newman's funny sound was the final note of that jingle. I couldn't stop laughing at the randomness of that! XD

[@The_Curious_Cat]

And Jerry almost ruined it. Luckly he hold the laugh just enough to be used, because that scene was gold.

[@hoddtoward]

Always loved how he informed Newman that his party would be "quite lame"

[@seancanova7396]

How could it be lame with Christopher Cross?

[@tykjenffs]

"GEEH"

[@12classics39]

Newman’s party is booked for 2000; Jerry claims the millennium will be 2001, and thus, Newman’s party will be one year “LATE.” Major faux pas on Jerry’s part. Newman’s party will be one year EARLY.

[@Dad_of_War]

​@@12classics39someone once explained to me why Jerry was correct, but I still don't get it lol

[@ICavalcadeI]

​​@@12classics39 no, his party will be a year late since Newman booked the hotel by using the phrase "millennium new year" (which is 2001), instead of just saying the year 2000. The joke relies on the hotel taking it literally when he booked it, and not bothering to confirm if he meant December 31st 1999 or December 31st 2000, lmao

[@cooluser4017]

Crazy how this is almost 30 years old

[@brrfun]

No no its 25 years ago it was 1999 ;)

[@patriklanzen]

"You just got it...Damn the mail is slow... " 😆😆😆 love Newman

[@YoungGandalf2325]

Kramer's predictions weren't too far off!

[@adsffdaaf4170]

Elon Musk stole his idea

[@flisko123]

which ones?

[@420villain]

Neurolink

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Bluetooth small earphones is almost the same of just thinking someone and calling, all inside in your 'head.'

[@andrescolman9264]

A.I

[@friskecrisps8038]

I love how at first Jerry didn’t even care about being invited to the party and then at the end he crosses his arms at Newman and is like “well are you gonna invite me?

[@DJSeanE]

Kramer having that dream at 2:36 cracks me up! 🤣

[@sirackcity]

Come celebrate the millennium with Newmannium 😂

[@jonvia]

Cosmo: Will people be able to breathe underwater in the year 2000? Jerry: Some of us

[@gheorghenegreanu8409]

When Newman says "a lot of Elaine", damn i lost it😅😅😅😅

[@timregan1005]

absolutely incredible writing

[@spiegeltn]

Yep

[@FredEPLk]

When he said the party was gonna be one year late, did he mean one year early? Like 2000 instead of 2001?

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

@@FredEPLk They got it wrong.

[@josemaria8177]

The best way to have a good Millennium party is to play a game of risk surrounded by special ballons

[@Russell_Rieckenberg]

Not your everyday balloons though.

[@bruceferguson2384]

"Think again long shanks"😅

[@rattus3102]

Newman: "...for me, the next Millenium must be.....JERRYFREE!!"😂😂

[@LauRa-re9un]

I remember we had those conversations in those days. About the millenium really starting in 2001, not in 2000 LOL

[@lt.reubenrozeyt5716]

Kamer is the best sitcom character in the history of TV

[@MrCalmwaters]

“My Everyday Ballon’s”

[@BrewCityBlues]

...I guess you'll be caught between the moon in New York City." One of my favorite Kramer lines.

[@markthomas3730]

you missed the joke

[@pkd.81]

I know it's crazy, but it's true.

[@BrewCityBlues]

@BentonIllinois The CC reference was implied when Newman said he would be playing at Newmanium

[@radscorpion8]

@@NightsWithNalley *furrows brow in confusion*

[@SongsOfPeteDonovan]

Was that “the best that you can do”? 😜

[@SharatJaswal]

The noise that Newman makes in the end. Ha ha ha. If you get your hands on the bloopers/outtakes, this cracks Jerry and the crew, up, big time.

[@emisor82]

NEWMANIUM!!!!! always gets me hahahahahahhahh

[@12classics39]

“Come midnight, when she’s looking for someone warm and cuddly to kiss, I guess you’ll be caught between the moon and New York City.” ROFL. Brilliant “Arthur’s Theme” reference!! Everyone should give that song a listen; it’s great!

[@randallmarsh1187]

Not to mention it's by Christopher Cross who Newman said he booked for his party.

[@Kruppt808]

Kramer tried to book the same guy but got mixed up and ended up booking Kris Kross for the party😅

[@shareofmoney]

Jerry didn't even want to talk to Newman virtually lol😂😂😂

[@dochollidaysraidersintel6466]

"Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry?" 😂

[@Healthydays-pn4dq]

I like Kramer's loyalty to Jerry.

[@robertocojones4471]

Can we all appreciate that Newman had a 2-and-a-half year plan for getting with Elaine?

[@Glum1964]

I love when Jerry “buys into” Kramer delusions… like when Kramer got the 9-5 (unpaid) job. Or Kramerica, etc

[@ratgirl13]

I’m buying everyday balloons-and walking around the city with them twice a week-I might hand them out to random people on day two.🎉🎈🎈.

[@ClassicLaraCroft]

OH, YOU WANNA TALK TO JERRY?????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joycampi7233]

"I'M NOT HERE"!!

[@Brian32689]

Liked krammer's words, between moon & news York city, words from Newman's Christoper Cross song😂

[@soloa24]

Kramer and Newman have positive view of life and are the happiest in the group.

[@jordanwhite8099]

4:57 newmans grunt sound is hilarious

[@Tripp393]

"You don't want to do your act or anything so you?"😂

[@brodyharris7631]

Shouldn't Jerry have told Newman that his party was 1 year early?

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

I was just thinking about that

[@johnnyj5060]

Yes, agreed!

[@TomWatsonB1]

Yeah, I don't get it. How could the writers have made such a big mistake?

[@ICavalcadeI]

Newman booked the hotel by using the phrase "new millenium", which is Jan 1st, 2001, not 2000. Therefore, his party planned for December 31st 1999 won't happen because his hotel booking isn't until December 31st, 2000 of the following year. The joke relies on the hotel not explicitly double checking Newman's intended year, lmao

[@Nicole19989]

You're all completely wrong. 🤦 Newman inadvertently booked the HOTEL for the "actual millennium" which is December 2000 - thus, "quite lame."

[@will.a.benjamin]

I love how Kramer has a picture of him and Jerry right next to his bed 😂

[@FantometteBR]

Timing is perfect, Seinfeld channel

[@trevorsanso32]

Think again long-shanks

[@marianneosullivan7971]

I just said out loud to myself "Wow" with the thought of it being before 2000 when this aired. So much is different. This show was fun. Miss those ol' days.

[@stagna1959]

Wayne Knight lost lot of weight in season 8 . Julia was pregnant, but Elaine was not and they even did not bother to hide it is this episode. Later they had to hide her baby bump behind furniture and laundry baskets .

[@jimmylives]

Newman has gotten really skinny in "bookie"

[@halloweentimemachine]

Kind of bizarre to think that the "baby" is now nearly 30. Makes me feel pretty old!

[@bossfan49]

Welcome to the NewKramium!!

[@bp35]

Newmanium!!

[@jcv_7690]

"every day balloons" lol

[@uneedtherapy42]

20th century poet, does nautilus, big strong cider guy, learned to climb trees in the Pacific North West, excellent tennis player, has actual job, etc etc. Newman was awesome.

[@bossfan49]

Doesn't work in the rain or eat broccoli.

[@uneedtherapy42]

#67 Family Feast @@bossfan49

[@NinoBrown08]

Kramer predicted bluetooth.

[@stevepaul6955]

Neman " I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine".

[@jordanwhite8099]

1:46 did he just flip his table over?

[@rattus3102]

Yes he did! 😅😅

[@alexmapp5444]

Happy New Year!

[@KennyHavoc]

That JordanBelfort image was insane

[@presntnow]

New Years Balloons and Everyday Balloons

[@truthhurts3524]

Newman closing his coffee table/action figure play area is fantastic!

[@josueorgoaway]

4:31 Kramer’s twitches 😂

[@jacksrandomadventures2769]

1:30 Newman playing with toys

[@christophermccoy5724]

@1:45 "think again longshanks" 😆😆 all of a sudden I'm in the mood to watch"braveheart"

[@DhooomKetu]

Kremerica and Kramenium. Feels like kramer's name was inbuilt for stuff like this 😂😂 Cuz no other name suits these words 😅

[@bossfan49]

Y2Kramer

[@zosterinski]

That squeal at the end is just precious

[@HPAC2003]

"Longshanks."😆

[@POPLSEV7]

1 of kramers best episodes🤣💯👍

[@jeffsims8270]

2:50 - I believe this single scene demonstrates Kramer's true, unconditional feelings for Jerry.

[@jeffsims8270]

That said, it's one of my top 10 fav moments within the series!

[@MarvelFan1995]

Happy Newmanium Year

[@Weebs82589]

Happy New Year 🎈🎆🎊 2024!

[@hood_TheJoker]

1978 Newman started planning his party.. talk bout early reservations 🤣🤣

[@dentonscheibal3]

Imagine how insane it would be if Kramer managed to predict the iPhone in that episode. "Do you think everybody is going to be doing everything on their cell phones in the year 2000? Shopping, ordering food, checking the weather, watching TV, reading the news, taking pictures and videos, looking at maps, paying for things..."

[@reallymakesyouthink]

"those are my everyday balloons"

[@robertmeade7642]

The year 2000 is not the new millennium. The year 2000 is the last year of the (then) current millennium. The new millennium begins in the year 2001.

[@Nicole19989]

That's literally what Jerry says at the end.

[@maxflipper34]

You want to talk to Jerry? HAAAAAAA!

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

The fact that he has a picture of him and Jerry next to his bed 😂

[@leftfieldparlays2946]

Caught between the moon and New York City Classic

[@Whatisthisstupidfinghandle]

One year early not one year late

[@dtdimeflicks6708]

It's heartwarming that Kramer has a picture of Jerry and him at his bedside.

[@johnnk3256]

So...Newman's party was on the last day of 2000, instead of the last day of 1999. 😂

[@Nicole19989]

Exactly right. 😆 He inadvertently booked it for the "actual millennium"

[@Godfearing-Atheist]

2001: Newman's Odyssey

[@everythingsawesome]

Isn't Jerry's math wrong at the end? He says Newman's party is one year "late." But the party is actually one year early, if 2001 is the real milestone and Newman's party is 2000. Did the writers slip?

[@xyzoub]

writers slip

[@Nicole19989]

No, they didn't slip. He inadvertently booked the hotel for the "actual millennium" which is 2001.... thus, "quite lame."

[@emiach]

@@Nicole19989 He says "one year late" about the party being in 2000 instead of 2001, clearly a mistake. One year early would have been correct.

[@TooChakalypse]

@@Nicole19989 He said the party would be one year late... if he actually booked it on 2001 it still wouldn't make sense because he would've been on time.

[@alanrogs3990]

Jerry meant one year early but they left his mistake in.

[@terrellp22]

no he's right, new millenniums don't start until the #1 & in this episode, everyone was planning to celebrate it in '99 & Newman booked his hotel for 2000, so it would make his celebration of the new millennium one year late, this episode came out in '97, which is why Jerry said to Kramer "you're gonna keep these chairs here for 2 & 1/2 years!?"

[@bink]

​@@terrellp22That doesn't make sense, he even says the millennium doesn't start till 2001, so how can it be late? It's supposed to be early.

[@terrellp22]

@@bink because Newman would've booked his hotel for '99, but he booked it for 2000, thus making it one year late

[@chrissmith2987]

Newman booked his party to celebrate the actual new millennium, which was 1/1/2001. Jerry was thinking that most parties would take place on 1/1/2000 because of the 99 to 00 reset. Hence, although correct, Newman's party would be one year late.

[@bink]

@@chrissmith2987 He literally says the party would be a year late because the millennium doesn't start until 2001. So whether Newman booked the party for 99, 2000, or 2001, how could it be a year late for that reason? It's a mistake, get over it.

[@flyingdutchman1922]

"The next millennium must be Jerry free"

[@CWBush73]

Great Christopher Cross reference

[@mascos69]

20 years ago did anyone get a call using their mind? Lol

[@gouthambm1671]

Everyday balloon is such a fun idea

[@chuckdiesal83]

I don’t get Jerry’s comment at the end. Wouldn’t Newman’s party be one year early, not late?

[@xyzoub]

You are correct; writers slip.

[@sherricoffman]

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ThankYOU 4Sharing !!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove

[@ianx-cast6289]

Kramer's got ice for a party 2 years away lol.

[@redlaw8760]

“Come celebrate the millennium with Newmanium.” 😂😂😂 The writing in the show was simply the best.

[@elijahroberts3044]

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia is a beautiful show from blue pictures television.

[@ZombiZohm]

Kramer just casually prophesying Bluetooth earbuds

[@g.p.3421]

Amazingly funny show. Always have loved how ordinary looking people deal with everyday problems, like us normal folks all

[@Prayukth]

When people were more optimistic about the future of mankind in the new millennium...23 years down....things have gone so downhill that the hill is no longer visible...

[@fatbastardwithabeard]

things have gone so downhill that the hill is no longer visible I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna use that a lot!

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Lemme guess, you're middle aged too. 😂 To be fair, between 2010 and 2020 statistically the world had never been so much at peace so they weren't far off. That's not so true now though sadly.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

The "Kra-Lenium"

[@patriklanzen]

Kramers "speed-dial" comment, is todays IPhones when people go around like secret agents and just talk to themself out in to the air...

[@johnshields6852]

I'm from the 60's and the sitcoms were great but this show is hilarious and I need all the laughs I can get.

[@Jffeeney3rd]

Everyone should be buying everyday balloons.

[@jasonz7788]

Hahaha 🤣

[@kevelite862]

I want that Lobster shirt

[@braveheartbob3473]

first it was 8 months to New Years, then 2.5 years ? huh

[@deanfranz]

Jerry thought it was the immediate NYE (8 months away), but Kramer clarified it was for the millennium NYE (which would be 2 years + 8 months away), then the balloons came a few months later (when it would have been 2 and a half years out). Time works in crazy ways

[@michaelsapoznik5984]

Kramer: I guess you'll be "Caught between the moon and New York City."...Arthur's Theme, by Cristopher Cross. In case you didn't catch that.😊

[@TheMpo1986]

An episode that alludes to an event that will never happen.