George Pees In The Health Club Shower | The Wife | Seinfeld

"It's all pipes, what's the difference!?"
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 17 'The Wife': Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@JWex-jy7sk]

Kramer saying “I take baths.” In a later episode… “I just took a bath Jerry. A bath!”

[@davidgalinat4257]

"A tepid pool of my own filth!"

[@12Blueace]

“Well you used to sit in that hot tub.”

[@inutero10]

He obviously changed

[@Jose-se9pu]

Keep in mind he doesnt deny peeing

[@Not_a_smart_man]

Always funny to see people noticing lack of continuity in a sitcom. Lines are given just for comedic effect in the situation episode to episode

[@josemaria8177]

You can't fault George. He was aiming for a drain. At least he didn't leave a workout machine drenched in sweat after using it

[@brickforge12]

It’s all pipes!!

[@autoblu6175]

My man

[@robertfootball1]

And George got that guy banned! My man!😂

[@anevabay9771]

You can definitely fault George. However, that's why shower shoes are a thing. So you don't pick up other people's pathogens and fungi

[@omarjimenez8895]

Hmm tough one. On one hand, you have the more disgusting act that's self solving to a degree, versus the still disgusting, albeit less disgusting, act but it's left for others to deal with

[@jayseanation]

It's all pipes whats the difference 🤣🤣

[@shonda79able]

Different pipes go to different places

[@jayseanation]

I'll call a plumber right now

[@justmunchin7938]

@@jayseanation Plumber: George is correct a shower would drain to a sewer like a toilette, urinal, sink, etc. Be wary of what you put down certain drains though.

[@JohnWickBabaYaga556]

@@justmunchin7938yea it’s crazy how people don’t understand all pipes end up going to same place of business or residence.

[@dps6198]

@@shonda79able There are two sets of pipes. One set that brings fresh water into the building and the other set are waste water pipes that carry water and waste away from the buildings kitchen sink and dishwasher, bathroom sinks, bathtub drains and toilets. He peed in the shower drain and that drain takes the waste water away from the building.

[@snappycattimesten]

Drenched workout equipment in sweat, supersedes peeing in shower.

[@FreeJacksonFilms]

FACTS

[@GizmoMaltese]

I disagree. You deal with wiping down sweat all the time at a gym. Urinating in a public shower is disgusting on another level. They should have kicked George "The Urinator" out.

[@lhfirex]

The immediate pain after Elaine snaps her leotard straps is so funny to me. Like instant backfire for doing something she thought was gonna be cool.

[@JanetStarChild]

If you have breasts, then you have sensitive nipples. Believe me, it stings to get snapped in that area.

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol wonder if Julia did that on accident.😂

[@XtotheK]

"I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!!" One of George's best line that I use any time I'm in the same argument.

[@bink]

Gee, how many times do you find yourself in this kind of argument?

[@doct0rnic]

I wish he would have called

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

It's all pipes....

[@hood_TheJoker]

your friends with the urinator is a heck of a statement

[@rftulie]

I think The Urinator deserves to be capitalized, kind of like a really pathetic supervillain.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

1:35 - George sustaining a serious injury in the Stairmaster! 🤣

[@marialaura9671]

George getting stuck in the stairs at the gym... my favourite character 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SkiKoala]

Totally on George's side here

[@brickforge12]

He read it in medical journals.

[@SP69462]

No but for real, if you aim straight at the drain, it is absolutely better than leaving a machine drenched in sweat. 😂

[@jayh5840]

It's all grey water

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

And YOURE the reason we can't have nice things

[@rexibhazoboa7097]

@@JohnSmith-tk7nt whats the nice thing in question? a drain?

[@ionpop6547]

Bottle wipe supersedes open lip kiss 😄

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“If he left you a used kleenex, is that a Valentine?” 🤣

[@kurt6410]

Don't blame George. He was just protecting himself against uromysitisis poisoning

[@michaeltomlinson6833]

His father was in a Red Chinese prison!!

[@albundy6008]

I had a relative with that condition, they suffered for years!!

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

Hilarious..... I just wrote the exact same thing. It was the first thing that popped into my head!!!! Then I scrolled down and saw yours.

[@jaymo9085]

It's all pipes!

[@cheesypumpernickel5568]

actually he's right on this

[@richruksenas5992]

​@@cheesypumpernickel5568Yep.

[@KeyboardBuster]

Different pipes go to different places!!!

[@shareofmoney]

So, you're gonna get me suspended for shower urination? 😂😂😂

[@justmunchin7938]

George is correct, a shower would drain to a sewer or, more likely tie into a common drain shared by other fixtures.

[@Rafael26926]

Elaine looked so beautiful in this episode, i love her looks on earlys seasons

[@metoon3092]

Agreed

[@Not_a_smart_man]

Definitely. Her big wall of hair and face like a frying pan

[@Chillllllbruh]

Go outside. Women exist.

[@joycampi7233]

Didn't she? Such a beauty.

[@metoon3092]

@@Chillllllbruh HaHa! Tat's and piercings , not even close.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Bottle wipe supercedes it

[@plinsf]

Yeah, well, at least he had a drain

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

They don’t say, are these individual shower stalls or like a large group shower area? Because if it’s stalls then who cares? But if George relieved himself in an area where other people could be standing then he deserves the reprimand! 😂

[@the6ig6adwolf]

It's irrelevant whether it's stalls or a group area. Who looks at other naked men long enough to even notice someone is peeing? Other guy should be reprimanded for gawking.

[@jordan2104]

It's not a prison, it's a gym.

[@danthemankhan]

@@jordan2104 I've never been to either, so how would I know the shower arrangement?

[@inncogneato6341]

It’s up to your imagination.

[@christmas6666]

"Bottle wipe supersedes it..." Yeah, you're right.

[@nickgiampaolo9977]

I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!! HAHA!

[@nyccollin]

I thought everyone did this.

[@rattus3102]

0:30 Jerry: "....Here we go!" 😂😂

[@TheStuport]

George The Urinator! 💪

[@jessejagg3d]

I love the physical comedy in this scene by Elaine and George. Neurotic but confident

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

These are some of the realest most well performed arguments I’ve ever heard in a tv show.

[@khalilbray7638]

💯 percent agree with George on this one

[@alexshank1414]

Didn’t Kramer once say that he didn’t like bathes? “Swimming in a tempered pool of my own filth.”

[@gbonkers666]

Yes he did

[@autoblu6175]

Personally you can do it home, but not in a public environment

[@Chillllllbruh]

I submit that...."Its all pipes anyways"

[@manuelbarros4898]

“Do you (go in the shower)?” “I take baths.” Well, that’s not a no…

[@Bryan-yx2rt]

George is getting upset

[@renaissance18]

Elaine: (enunciating clearly so George gets the point): yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottleee when I offered him waterrrr! at 1:47 LOL

[@johngonzalez4298]

Oh George 😂

[@FredHaferkamp]

George is always great entertainment

[@Cookieboy70]

I'm on George's side. The shower is on, so it just goes down the drain immediately. If you're that freaked out by other peoples bodily fluids, I don't think a public gym is for them.

[@daydream_believer]

That's so wrong! I happen to read medical journals! 🤣

[@sunstruckfarms4489]

​@@daydream_believeruhh wut ?

[@daydream_believer]

@@sunstruckfarms4489 1:11

[@davisnobrainus]

What about wafflestomping?

[@MehYam2112]

See what happens with a comment like that? It makes some degenerate come along and bring up wafflestomping. We live in a society!

[@ahhcmon9604]

She already had no chance of going out with him that bottle whipe is huge

[@sean_gmc5280]

it's all pipes

[@truthhurts3524]

I always like how George finally agrees that the bottle wipe supersedes the open lip kiss. 😂

[@T3t4nu5]

If you're sufficiently hydrated, the other guys will never even know you did it.

[@Knucklepushups]

different pipes go to different places (your gonna mix em up)

[@ftroop8462]

You can always tell when Julia is channeling Carol Leifer

[@MrSuperdelf]

I'm with George on this one, and I think more people are than they care to admit. With that said I don't know if I would do it in a PUBLIC shower.

[@jcrodriguez830]

“At least he had a drain” 😂

[@SALSAKID49]

George always wants his redemption 🤣

[@They_drew_first_blood]

That’s why you were sandals or flip flops when taking a shower in a public place.

[@dwoodstwin]

Kramer winning an Emmy but not George is a crime

[@gbonkers666]

Yep

[@POPLSEV7]

George is the best🤣💯👍

[@condorsouthernlands4730]

Doesn’t matter if you go right before a shower, hot water makes you have to go instantly. Anyone who says they don’t go in the shower is a liar.🤷‍♂️

[@shonda79able]

I don't

[@MLennholm]

I've never experienced that hot water makes me have to go. Whenever I've had the need to go in the shower it's always been because I didn't go before.

[@kylecook8996]

Ok, Costanza.

[@ledtargaouschi5831]

I don't do it even at home It's lack of discipline to the least

[@rottenparts]

So you go number 2 in the shower?

[@DreamDosage]

Personal shower, yes. Communal shower, no.

[@rjathar]

The urinator! 😂

[@daydream_believer]

What if he left you a used Kleenex? What's that, a valentine?!! 👩‍❤‍👨💌💘

[@ubermod5564]

I don't know why but I really love Elaine in Series 5. She was on top form before she started to become a bit more bitter (or portrayed in that way anyhow).

[@J4sse]

Elaine looks good in her gymwear.

[@MotoVio]

How come George did not win any Emy, it's beyond me!

[@MotoVio]

@@bossfan49 Corrected. Tnk u

[@droppin_sik_beets]

IT'S ALL PIPES!!!!

[@dominatedrebin]

“…it’s all pipes!” 😂😂😂

[@ThinkBlueAZ]

2:30 - 3:00 is one of the best moments in the entire series

[@brickforge12]

You went in the shower? Do you ever hear of holding it in??

[@wasabi-in-my-eye3134]

Uses kleenex = valentine. It's gold.

[@NTWoo95]

Love the barely interested way Jerry chimes in about the bottle wipe

[@mcmlxv9827]

At least he didn't waffle stomp.

[@bigdog4166]

💀💀💀

[@doct0rnic]

Why was Elaine interested in that pin head, very high pitched voice

[@christopherbako]

Everyone pees in the shower!

[@purewhit1749]

Watching other dudes behavior in rhe shower?..I'm in George's side here

[@amonralice2]

Elaine 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@petersmit7650]

Ever heard of "Holding It In" ??

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

One of the classic moments.

[@supernaturalsupremeslayer8152]

Before google & texting you had to call someone with the right information

[@Dave-ji1yp]

KRAMER I TAKE BATHS....😂

[@12Blueace]

I thought George didn’t read anything other than sports magazines because it doesn’t catch his interest.

[@daveoutdoors4949]

IT’s ALL PIPES!!

[@HyperCupcake88]

Didn't Kramer make a salad in the shower?

[@mlsaulnier]

George falling off the stair master is priceless. Underrated

[@K_Reezee75]

2:30😂

[@PurpleBox89]

That's a w for George. When it came down to it, Elaine spoke up for him. Hells yeah.

[@rosario508]

I’m with George on this one

[@fargocheef]

After all these years it's still a mystery if Kramer pees in the bathtub... 🤣🤣

[@Amnesia_Proletariat]

There’s a little George in all of us.

[@thelevisullivan]

Yeah, especially guys when they have significant shrinkage 😂

[@Amnesia_Proletariat]

@@thelevisullivan clearly you’ve never been in a pool

[@bossfan49]

George could always borrow Jerry's public urination pass because of his Uromysotisis.

[@InMotionForAMillion]

Could it be because you don’t want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower?! 😤

[@bossfan49]

Pipes are pipes.

[@JoeMapes]

George should've never been taken off diapers

[@rubert134]

I think we're all friends with a urinator.

[@conradsieber7883]

I've craved germs...

[@markscott6414]

I don’t like Greg, I can see a problem with him…

[@jonas2431]

Its not like george crapped in the shower. He peed in the shower. Lots do it

[@wheelchairmanjon]

This is hilarious hilarious scene. It was disgusting of George to do that.

[@Riles3152]

I don’t care what nobody says, George had a solid point.

[@lhfirex]

Elaine shouldn't be upset that George goes in the shower. She doesn't know how men walk around with those things!

[@CarlSandberg-i5s]

I miss in the sink... wherever I am333

[@jaysonw8730]

Hahaha🤫🤔🎭Sometimes, kramer is a hypocrite.....Takes, baths here.....However, Newman commando shower head ep - He, said baths are cesspool of your own germs🙈lol.

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

Not only did he see him, the guy in the shower also smelled him. Also, it does nothing to your kidneys. It's already in the bladder, already. Medical Journals. Another lie from George. It's so good to see him struggle and fail.

[@penguin44ca]

I need two episodes of the person who lives under Jerry.

[@MichaelKaufman0]

This was some of the best writing and performances of the entire show.

[@arvindhmani06]

1:47

[@shonda79able]

George doesn't realize that different pipes go to different places. Smh

[@ghostdogzx-1474]

Jerry & Elaine both know damn well they go in the shower too. 🤣

[@curtwilliams2606]

To all of you plumbers out there, Is Elaine Right..? Or is George right..? 😂

[@ryanthompson8127]

Do we have a plumber in the chat?'😂😂