Expect A Call From HR | Seinfeld

"I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
00:00 Kramer enters the job market (S8E03, The Bizarro Jerry)
01:34 Intro
01:40 George sleeps with his secretary (S6E09, The Secretary)
03:00 Elaine eats Peterman's latest investment (S9E18, The Frogger)
07:37 Kramer's equestrian knowledge is not up to scratch (S7E11, The Rye)
10:33 George embezzles Kruger Industrial Smoothing (S9E10, The Strike)
13:37 Kramer commandeers a fire engine (S7E07, The Secret Code)
16:00 George sleeps with the cleaning lady (S3E12, The Red Dot)
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@tbrown15]

‘Was that wrong?’ ‘Should I not have done that?’….😂😂😂

[@JamontBrown-io5qf]

I love how George created the human fund and got a real 20,000 check🤣🤣

[@user-lg4uj8cl4c]

"Lubeck, you glorious titwillow..." lol. I do love the way that this man speaks. 😊

[@GP-tt2te]

Still watch reruns almost everyday. I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching this show, especially the middle seasons. Best show ever.

[@bradleythebuilder8743]

3-7 are so good

[@peterbilt4204]

The sad thing about watching seinfield that it reminds of the good days

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

Same. Love this show

[@willywagtail4182]

Its my go too when Im a bit flat...works everytime just watching "Kramer" for 1 minute 😅💓

[@user-sx5uz1zz9y]

Same! On in my house everyday

[@user-kl1xo6du3n]

I am Expecting , the CALL

[@peterdarker1]

"Can we still EAT it?" --Becky with the "slow metabolism"

[@g.w.7893]

Kramers "giddy up" always makes me smile.

[@EllinoItalos]

Kruger...just goes home because his office door is locked LOL.

[@lozu8947]

‘Well, I’m going home’

[@sahamal_savu]

"I'm not too worried about it."

[@TheBehm08]

What a boss

[@EllinoItalos]

@@TheBehm08 believe it or not my boss is kinda like that. Lol.

[@jeremytung1632]

Well what was he supposed to do, go ALL the way down to the janitors office and come ALL the way back with the master keys?

[@davidganderson870]

You had me at the title🤣

[@itzhakbentov6572]

A “vintage pastry appraiser “

[@johnbsouth1]

“And you wanna be my latex salesman?’”

[@juttadestiny6810]

Everyone knows a george costanza! 🧡

[@jeremysimpson3865]

"How long have I been asleep? What, what year is it?" Is probably my favorite line of the whole show.

[@rattus3102]

Lol. 😅😅

[@hockeypnc3]

Wow there’s plenty better lines

[@fromthehaven94]

​@@hockeypnc3When there's good writing, there's lots of great lines.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

The delivery on that was gold lmaoo

[@johnconnor7131]

A simple line for a simple man

[@Kenzo_43]

I love how 8am is ubsurdly early to be awake😂

[@Johnbobon]

Jerry staggers from the bedroom like he'd been awakened in the dead of night. 😄

[@CreachterZ]

Remember, Jerry works at night in comedy clubs. Makes sense.

[@LouisEmery]

"How long have I been sleeping? What year is this?" I use that often since I saw that in the 90s.

[@steverogers7601]

1:14 I love how on Kramer’s first day at Brand Lealand he’s already doing power point presentations and being the life of the party at their happy hour.

[@jeremysimpson3865]

And cleaning his shoes in the water fountain. 😂

[@redacted2275]

Just like when he got Raquel Welch's Tony Award by mistake and instantly started mingling with the whole movie production lol

[@TheRacialstereotype]

I love that his analysis is "there's white here *pointing to the white bar* but no green *pointing to rest of presentation". Probably one of the better office presentations I've seen.

[@Azzark748]

By

[@MaydupNem]

Kramer has that infinite charisma mod

[@cuellar4500]

Oh God lord 😂😂😂

[@jeanmont]

"oh yeah, Sotheby's, yeah the make good cake"

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

What an incredible and hilarious physical actor was Michael Richards

[@lonewarrior1549]

The hansom cab ride is always a hilarious one 🐎💩

[@beani24329]

You fed the 🐎 Beeferino?!!

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

@@beani24329 Well I over bought!

[@rshiva08]

It's hansom, not handsome.

[@lonewarrior1549]

@@rshiva08 ok 👍

[@eduardo_corrochio]

And it's got *three* cast members from Twin Peaks appearing in it!

[@LordThree]

Kramers a suit fits surprisingly well Sniffing pens is clearly something Larry must do

[@abeartheycallFozzy]

I think it was Jason Alexander to sniffed a pen, and put the pen everywhere else in that one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[@bradellis8399]

The first thing I’m gonna need is a driver 😂

[@Sammysgrl22]

The Beefarino eating horse and 'The Human Fund' are both so great. I love Susan's parents so much!

[@NadiaEldemerdash]

Appraiser of vintage pastry sounds like a great job tbh

[@pfeiffdog0811]

When my boss asks me what I am doing I am going to say TCB 😂

[@richardpierce4908]

"You fed the horse beef-a-reeno??? Well, I overbought!!" 😂😂

[@jobrien385]

One of my favorite episodes.

[@hanoc101]

I wish there had been more Krueger episodes.

[@sarahairey9294]

K EUGER...K EUGER... Sounds like one of those old fashioned horns.

[@HenrysHowTos]

It’s safe to say no other sitcom will ever compare to Seinfeld, past or present

[@cooltrades7469]

No chance .

[@parisgreen13]

The office is great

[@xavierpoes4985]

Not safe.

[@maromisagi6967]

it's always sunny in philadelphia. it's pretty great

[@d.bastardo490]

​@@parisgreen13p0pp0ppp0pppp

[@user-wi3tc1ek8f]

Costanza is like a soothing ice pack for the brain.

[@okrajoe]

Kosmo has got the caboose!

[@rjathar]

Kramer decides to work for no compensation while George gets compensated for no work... The situations, the characters... So absurd and hilarious

[@12Blueace]

What’s more funny is when he gets fired from the job he doesn’t have, he insist on working nights and weekend while George dreads having to do that when he gets pulled into helping with the foundation.

[@rjathar]

@@12Blueace 😆

[@75aces97]

Then it all balances out 😁

[@rjathar]

@@75aces97 right, within a family... But if you're one of those who works their butts off for pennies and know someone who's in the opposite end of the spectrum... :)

[@processingdepartment3345]

RUSTY! RUSTAY!!!

[@speakinfaxonly21]

Desoto's down, but Cosmo's got the Caboose 😂

[@PowerShellWizard]

I love how Kramer raids Seinfeld's apartment for breakfast so casually

[@mr.brenman2132]

It's awesome 😆

[@willywagtail4182]

❤

[@slabbinonspokezz2375]

I think most sitcoms show or have that one character that's a friend portraying we all know someone in real life that just bust in yo spot and help themselves to whatever. Nowadays mfs cuss you out for calling unannounced let alone showing up 😂😂😂😂

[@sunkid02]

​@@slabbinonspokezz2375always wanted a friendship like this

[@pforgottonsoul]

it's basically his second home.

[@bb8942]

Ahh damn ive locked myself out of my office again.... well im going home 😂

[@jamesandrews1130]

Can we still eat it.😂

[@modernretroradio993]

"Good thing the cleaning lady was there." One of the best lines ever!

[@raymondliang7]

I love TCB at work.. taking care of business

[@PP-gy8gg]

You haven't done an honest days work in your life.... Join the club

[@OarsmanPower]

Love how Elaine just drops the Entenmann’s pastry box in Mr. Peterson’s office trash can.

[@smoothlyrough512]

Like how Mr Peterman doesn't even question why Elaine is standing in his office, TWICE

[@michaelraney6732]

When I walk into a room and a beautiful woman is standing there I don’t question it either.

[@rafaelmoura2103]

she throws the box of the cake right there in the trash can like he wouldnt see it, its totally absurd

[@jeanmont]

Also how he's always psyched to find her there

[@hmmmmmmminteresting]

@@rafaelmoura2103 the show is absurd but funny that's the charm

[@sneakerfreak2002]

@@michaelraney6732simp

[@hoddtoward]

"I don't work in the rain"

[@woozertoo]

“Neither rain, nor…” IT’S THE FIRST ONE!!

[@fromthehaven94]

I was never that big on creeds.

[@ikelove6784]

I would kill to have a boss like Kruger

[@andrasszabo1570]

I've had one once. The company didn't survive for too long...

[@gerggerggy7757]

TCB…..yup, thats what I do every day. Thanks Kramer for the inspiration.

[@WhoBeSilly]

A sterling anthem of wellness. Ha ha ha

[@brianfakerson3241]

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" - classic George. I recommend using that one in your own life.

[@Justin-hz8bh]

Tried it. State Trooper was not amused.

[@elorko28]

😅😅😅 the horse grunt in the beginning and Kramers facial expression

[@zerosopviolations]

The human fund -money for people

[@abdikarimismail442]

What A memory we just left amezing george is mscnifesein 🎉❤😂😂 great show for all time

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

The Rye was very funny 😄

[@sarahjulianne2954]

The way they rip their glasses off lmaoooooooo

[@lrseixas]

I love how Kramer wears the mits to pick up the pan by the handle 😂😂

[@kicknotes]

"the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry" is probably one of my favorite lines in the entire series. (right up there with "a perfectly sane food to eat!" when Kramer eats that "vintage" hotdog to assure Lloyd Braun that he wasn't crazy).

[@kextrz]

Did he say "2.19"? I would gladly pay more, way more, to have any chance about any interaction with her.

[@kicknotes]

@@kextrz Are you all right, Peterman? You look ill.

[@calisongbird]

*assure

[@kicknotes]

@@calisongbird Fixed, thanks!

[@harryparsons2750]

Interesting texture it’s chewy ohh blaaahht

[@elgiacomo]

I love the way Kramer starts rocking back and forth after eating the cracker

[@kcbh24]

Me, too. It sticks out in my memory and brings me a chuckle from time to time.

[@robertjensen1048]

“Was that wrong?” 🤣

[@TransfatylvaniaFilms]

“Was that wrong?” Costanza gives me a reason to live.

[@soulassassin0g]

Don't you mean "Can't-Stand-Yah"?

[@thehemiolds455]

Its not wrong unless you believe in it.😂

[@Janohiomom22]

😂

[@DennisHabecker-bf8zw]

Who's said that ? She did...lol

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Should I not have done that....

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function!" 😂💨

[@jimkammerer5240]

GOOD SHOW SADLY MISSED NOW

[@ropersix]

One of the oldest baker's grifts in the book: the Entenmanns's Shim Sham.

[@Mr._Sandman]

13:37 _dat Ghostbusters building_ Leet.

[@sunnypodbelsek6697]

Rare George rizz 2:40

[@reneesantiago6496]

The piece of the Wallace Simpson wedding cake should be worth a FORTUNE due to the fact the prince left the throne for her!!

[@lipranditoys]

How long have I been asleep?

[@beani24329]

I’m so keeno on Beeferino, what a delicious Cuisineo, fit for a king and queen-o!

[@jbookbass]

DeSoto's down....but Cosmo's got the caboose!

[@dmcs5150]

Ya know, the guy has one leg and he still calls himself Leapin' Larry.

[@musicauthority674]

Michael Richards (Kramer) feeding Rusty the horse beefareno. and the horse farting has got to be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[@ryancampbell5039]

"George, we got a problem... "

[@ishwari76]

Festivus for the rest of us

[@ryancampbell5039]

Peterman was the funniest boss on the show. So bizzare and ridiculous

[@fireWireX4]

Does anyone know what accent he has? Just the way he spoke was amazing and very intriguing 😅

[@Paperbag-om6mh]

steinbrener is a close runnerup

[@karanjain5663]

True but I found Kruger to be hilarious also.

[@JerseyWolf]

​@@fireWireX4 Transatlantic I believe. Similar to Fraiser

[@packisbetter90]

All the bosses were great. But yah Peterman and steinbrenner were the best

[@jimkammerer5240]

GOOD SHOW SADLY MISSED 😥.

[@moldren5263]

that laugh when George gets the sweater thrown in his face. HA HA HAAA

[@q7jdwomfvkbj74]

"YOU FED THE HORSE BEEFAREEENO!?!"

[@SovereignStatesman]

Ironically, feeding the horse BEANS would have been better.

[@MrBuketman]

TCB “Takin’ care of business!”

[@geneziogenezio3299]

I NOTICE THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR ACTOR TO WORK IN SITCOM THAN MOVIES, BECAUSE ITS MORE RELAX AND MORE PROFITABLE...HAPPY 2024

[@waxedearth5425]

The scene with George and his secretary is brilliant

[@eaglerare22]

"The Human Fund" ! I think I'll give philanthropy a shot also! LOL.

[@rhuephus]

my favourite two shows .. the first .. and the last. The jail cell

[@reneesantiago6496]

“Rusty!” was my ex boyfriends favorite line😂😂😂😂

[@RealBallsofSteel]

And look at him now.

[@lori25hu]

TCB simple

[@orbison]

18:00 Jason Alexander's favorite George moment. He said this scene told him so much about who George was.

[@jackrodakthemovieguy1726]

13:36 Kramer the Ghostbuster

[@Howoldareweanywayyipes]

great guitar work ain't it?

[@johngonzalez4298]

Awesome show 👍🏻

[@lisaward60]

Let's bring back Festivus,lol😅

[@romulus_]

poor old walt has a polyp in the duodenum!

[@stevendalloesingh]

I dont like drama, this show has fun-drama! 😂❤

[@peterbilt4204]

Without Kramer there was no Seinfield

[@San_Vito]

Well, in the first episode he's Kessler. So there kinda was.

[@t99155]

0:18 Kramer almost lost it 😂

[@rickdarris6152]

14 North Moore

[@skybearer]

that "WOW" at 14:19 was such a Kramer thing to do, you knew he was going down that pole after that lololol

[@ruzzodac]

8:00 AM!! I'm already into work an hour after an hour drive and an hour getting ready ect. G Dam City folk

[@dickborg452]

Kramer - are you ok cowboy

[@archangelmusic13]

Greatest show of all time!

[@joshuaholman1795]

that was rude i want a piece of cake

[@mrterp04]

Love seeing all these compilations

[@archaicminister2321]

Great clips but they forgot Kramer getting fired from his iob at Brant Leland or whatever. "We're gonna have to let you go." To "I don't even really work here!" to " That's what makes this so difficult."

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

It's great how George started to get some confidence with is lie. Festivies balied him out.

[@mohanmansi]

Surprisingly I have never seen this Kramer guy anywhere else other than this series

[@marktatum7075]

He's got a significant role in the 80's Weird AL movie: "UHF". It's pre-Seinfeld, but you definitely see the beginnings of Kramer in there. It's worth a watch.

[@4gottencrackaz]

The laugh factory would like to have a word with you...

[@d.r.benson5498]

He played in "Fridays" i believe

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

​@@marktatum7075he was in the movie Problem Child

[@oliverpinelli3334]

I swear, Seinfeld can cure diseases...