George Washington vs William Wallace. Epic Rap Battles of History [Reaction]

[@josephfrance3223]

Best flow: George Best disses: Wallace Winner: that booty from the analogy

[@jester5311]

That nasty 😎

[@vordt4139]

lmfao word bro.

[@khaos9849]

Wild

[@ddowell3178]

The soldiers can't swim line saying he was sterile cuz he said founding fathers but no children cross the deliware but your soldier's can't swim.

[@justinr1513]

No. George literally crossed the Delaware when most of his men couldn't swim, and some of them died, showing that he was a garbage leader. Ironically they won the battle after that journey

[@Officer_HotPants]

It’s a reference to both. That’s why it’s a good line. Talking about his bro lemme with having kids and the crossing of the deliware

[@greatfox232]

@@justinr1513 its called a double

[@Idkmanlemmeedit]

@@justinr1513 double entendre

[@xheralt]

@@justinr1513 So, which is worse, not knowing the men under his command couldn't swim and plowing ahead anyway, or knowing and abandoning them to their fate anyway? Crossing the Delaware was a _retreat_ not an attack, despite how its been mythologized! Any way you slice it, not good for George. Plus the double entendre re: his childlessness. "Fridge moment" haymaker!

[@4skin595]

Bro you're like the typical horror character in a movie who's likeable but probably gets killed half way throughout the movie.

[@MDGEntertainment]

Lmao is that a good thing

[@Filbi]

Maybe it'll be like Get Out where the likable guy saves the day at the end.

[@Doominator10]

MDG Entertainment I see where he’s coming from tho.

[@Stylenwavin]

@@MDGEntertainment right??? Lol i was like uhhh ok😂

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@MDGEntertainment I feel like it was both a compliment and a diss😂🤣😂

[@xeedflarian9748]

Yo fam! "Cross the Delaware but your soldiers can't swim" is reference to Washington not fathering children, saying his sperm was weak meaning he ain't a real man..

[@xeedflarian9748]

Yeah it's both! A nasty bar!

[@brennanhearn6342]

Bro missed another line, too. Haggis isn't beer, it's sheep heart, lungs, and liver roasted in the stomach.

[@benmcgill2018]

Brennan Hearn And it’s fucking delicious

[@YaBoiHashbrownZ]

"I watch the blood flow, now who's got that red coat?" I dont know why, but think this line was fire and savage in of it's own, even though I feel William won.

[@2wingo]

The funny thing is, Washington actually WAS a shite tactician, at least when it came to directing the main Continental Army (his plans tended to be too complex with too many moving parts). He generally had much better success in the field when he personally led small, dedicated state militias, but his real strength as a general was his ability to keep the peace between various opposing factions of the Continental Congress who all wanted different things once they got their freedom, and inspire loyalty and moral in the rank-and-file troops even during major setbacks.

[@andrewhoward6946]

Spot on. Washington wasnt AWFUL, but could get out-generaled by the English in a straight fight. His real strength was just keeping his army intact and motivated between fights, and keeping his army from hurting their own side. Not an easy feat when your army doesn't always have food.

[@txaggievet]

Such a Shite tactician that he BEAT the British??? Ok

[@edgyomellete0121]

@@txaggievet it was the French who were planning strategic offences against the British when Washington was in Philadelphia or some shit like that,so yeah he was a shite tactition

[@2wingo]

@@txaggievet Read the WHOLE comment, dumbass.

[@youareaspook5897]

@@txaggievet on his home turf while the brits had the longest supply lines before planes were invented

[@Mooshee132]

Last time I was this early, George Washington didn't own any slaves.

[@grantpflum6844]

Actually, Washington did own slaves and did die owning them, however he was the only founding father to arrange for all of his slaves freedom in his will. Despite this, most of Mount Vernon's "domestics" remained enslaved for decades after Washington's death.

[@comonaocraftar]

@@grantpflum6844 I hope you are joking

[@redrxses3825]

Loba1 CNNF nah he’s actually right, that’s all true

[@meganlodon]

@@grantpflum6844 I don't know if you are joking or not about not getting the joke, but Marshall meant *before* Washington owned slaves, is how early he was.

[@meganlodon]

@@redrxses3825 Don't know if you didn't get the joke either or do get the joke and decided to comment that for the fun of it.

[@ShadowDogProduction]

Okay, I think I'll fire this video up whilst eating a breakfast chili burrito, what could possibly go wrong- ... "eating chili outta a striper's bootyhole" LMFAO

[@jester5311]

Only thing that could have made it worse is if the chile started drippong out a the burritos but... Bottom haha

[@simonawilson2546]

I knew you would line this one! You got to do another erb soon!! You are my favorite to watch for erb reactions!

[@theonetheonly1986]

Anti anime person or?

[@simonawilson2546]

Not at all! Just never watched it so I don't know anything about any of it.

[@theonetheonly1986]

@@simonawilson2546 ohhhh 100% go watch Boku No Hero Academia it is amazing, look up all might vs nomu and watch it

[@IMP-Divine]

Hes my favorite ERB reactor too, lol. I like some of his other vids too dont get me wrong, but ERB is my playing field and i like how he does himself in that genre

[@__xx_paint_xx__8162]

The “roll up on a boat, you’re sleeping cut your throat” line had to do with the crossing of the Delaware River in order to attack the Hessian mercenaries, an elite group of soldiers from the region where the Holy Roman Empire had once been, sent by King George. Washington ended up winning the Battle of Trenton(where they fought), a much needed victory for the morale of his army.

[@wolfhurricane897]

Haggis ain't a beer. It's a pudding made of sheep heart, liver and lungs and minced with oatmeal, onion, suet, salt and spices and then stuffed in a sheep stomach.

[@LukaBlight69]

"He's eating chili out of a stripper's booty hole" Well there's an image I'll never fucking repress.... XD Edit: Washington's first verse is fucking badass, but Wallace won this shit for me.

[@unicyclist97]

"your soldiers can't swim" was brutal. Wallace easily won this.

[@jacobmatelot7862]

For anyone that doesn't understand why they were matched up; William wallace and George Washington both fought to british.

[@samcarlson649]

Dude you have to be the most entertaining and knowledgable reactor that ive ever seen. Keep up the good work man, ive been loving your ERB reactions

[@codyverbeyst1077]

Haggis is a stuffed sheep stomach not a beer

[@justari6584]

“I smell fa-fa-FACTS NIGGA” almost took me out 😂😂💀

[@naokaderapider4210]

I aint even noticed the pimple until you pointed it out xD

[@frederickdouglass5091]

I still don't see it

[@zaviontaylor]

Same

[@ddowell3178]

That stripper and chilli line was fucking great and I'm stealing that shit lol

[@93sabbathh]

"Yooouuuu invited to the BBQ" that shit killed me Lmao

[@kwepzy6634]

"Eating chili out of a strippers booty hole" 💀😂💀 love you marquise

[@HunterPlate05]

"across the delaware but your soldiers can't swim" also refer to sperm, look at his hand gesture he's saying that the reason he doesn't have a kid is because his 'soldiers' can't swim

[@hennyboi516]

Easily one of the most underrated battles...probably in my top 5

[@MuttonfudgeRacing]

As someone from Ireland I can tell you that we and Scots still consider William Wallace a legend and hero.

[@RunaFox]

I like how you pointed out the pimple, when i didnt even notice it😂

[@DigitalPand3mic]

Wow I got here hella early, and you know Wallace won with straight savagery

[@heeman1203]

Both Longshank and George III are actually considered to be good kings, who are now remembered quite favorably in British history.

[@zeroes8242]

New subscriber bro but idk if u read these but thanks for the vid fam we see u catchin them bars they always trippin

[@leverite6127]

"I smell facts!", *Licks screen*, this taste, is the taste of the truth!

[@andrewsmith3570]

Kilt me when he said I smell *sniff *sniff *sniff facts!!! 😂😂😂

[@chrisjones5062]

5:19 Bless You

[@originalname6225]

'Founding father but no children, cross the Delaware, but your soldiers can't swim' has another meaning, sperm, soldiers, swim, founding father... I hope you understand

[@andrewebbs3157]

Before 50, btw I live your reactions.

[@richardo62]

My guy Marquis

[@FROZENFRIEND94]

Thank you so much was going to try and get ahold of you to ask if you could do this one for A couple months but my waiting did good thank you for early Christmas gift

[@walk_wit_wolves2890]

Another great battle

[@benjamincarlyle6126]

“Haggis” as revered to in GW second line actually a pig intestines filled with veggies and fats. A Scottish food.

[@Zevitucesar]

Sperm joke "your soldiers cant swim" Big G didnt had any children

[@bleachandtidepodsbye887]

Washington left the army and joined the 13 colonies side when Washington moved

[@ZeroHeros8]

bro, Haggis isn't bear. it's a sheep heart, lungs and a fully attached trachea of a adult sheep

[@owenbates6672]

One of my favorite battles

[@anonymoususer775]

2:01 bro wtf type of analogy was that? 😂

[@DNaruleach]

That soldiers couldn't swim thing could mean 2 things.

[@brittanygidley1291]

I love EpicLloyd, and his character won!

[@melakaiii]

Finallyyy!

[@bleachandtidepodsbye887]

when they crossed the Delaware they also captured some troops they killed like 560 something around that...I think and captured like 490 troops or something I know it was a lot

[@HorrorGenreLady]

Washington crossed the Delaware

[@dfzfghfg]

But his soldiers couldn't swim

[@HorrorGenreLady]

@@dfzfghfg true

[@pride_mitochondria3921]

"There's a difference between you and me, Willy." "I fought till I was actually free, Willy." No Mercy.

[@georgeprchal3924]

Minus points to Wallace for wearing a kilt. Scots didn't wear those in the 13th and 14th centuries.

[@Weezing336]

Your soldiers can't swim line has two meanings

[@CLOS-N-PRSNL]

Washington served in the British army in the 7 years war against France, then Britain got rid of him and the Revolutionary War was basicall payback lol

[@Nox-jx9rz]

just thought to add my 2 cents worth for debate on info. when GW died the slaves he owned were set free. but the slaves his wife owned were not. she was still alive after he died. fire line but got to clarify ;P

[@Guessnought]

Haggis isn't beer. Its a (imo) nasty dish where a sheep's stomach is stuffed with lard, minced meat and herbs.

[@paltrax]

Not that I'm an expert on American history but I would assume that since old George was an army man before the revolution he served England

[@rudyossanchez]

Fax!

[@dibaterman]

Yeah Washington's flow was nasty AF.

[@doaftheloaf]

haggis is sheep stomach, if i'm not mistaken.

[@ms_scribbles]

Washington really wasn't great as a general. If it wasn't for the French, America would still have been a British colony until the 1940's when they lost their empire, or we might still be a Commonwealth country like Canada to this day. Which...actually wouldn't have been a bad thing, looking back at it. We'd have a health system where people don't have to risk homelessness to get well after a serious illness, and an education system where the tuition for universities is a hell of a lot less than it is now. Also, maybe we wouldn't be quite so addicted to guns as we are now, and may even be just a bit nicer people if we had more influence from Canada.

[@cuneytyildiz3737]

5:19 bless you

[@barronanderson569]

It was the Delaware River

[@Renji1]

As a Scotsman, my opinion on this rap battle is likely to be somewhat biased 😆 so yes, I'm gonna go with William Wallace.

[@jaceprince5385]

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[@reyniknamyrion3557]

Light IS Kira. You mean Kira vs Lelouch? That's a good one, yeah.

[@kimberleymay4614]

Kings of their own lands.... they were both against England (The Red Coats) but at different times.

[@sp1c1estbot80]

Have you seen Albert Einstein vs Stephen hawking

[@alexkuntz1127]

It was the Delaware

[@chasep1147]

William Wallace is one of if not the best erb verses.

[@txaggievet]

Noooo, not even the best verses in this battle let alone all of ERB

[@michaelpinkerton460]

Haggis ain’t beer lmao it’s food

[@MXH873R]

Imo george was the better rapper but wallace is a rebuttal king.

[@pod4386]

can you do ESCANOR RAP | "God" | RUSTAGE [Seven Deadly Sins] please

[@Jesus-bz7uu]

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[@jamese.spearman7577]

They were drafted just he was one of the worst military officers in history and piggy backed his success off of much better tacticians

[@kuramakyuubi1100]

Why he have to say that now I can't stop thinking about it god it's almost as nasty as issie and sakura

[@5frodon]

Damn I'm fast

[@klaud7311]

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[@scorpiongang3095]

River of Delaware

[@kristalalarcon6301]

King George the 3rd?

[@ajdominguez1002]

No matter who won, England Lost.

[@senshaw6640]

it was okay we lost that land we started to rape india and stole 45 trillion pounds from india

[@jaqaunjones9746]

Do rustage escanor God rap

[@Chostreams]

Idk if George or William won but Nick lost this one....

[@Metro....]

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[@theonetheonly1986]

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[@ashleigh7914]

Delaware River

[@jordanx4797]

Need some research mate

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[@BRONZETOAST]

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[@Crimsonking120]

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[@mysfect7294]

hey

[@alexkuntz1127]

River

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[@mani7572]

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[@blobfishiant8487]

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[@ryanj1292]

5:19 bless you