Geriatric RV Park Botany Tour

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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

16 күн бұрын

In this episode we survey a number of ex-situ conservation plots in an RV park and gated community cared for by some of America's seniors. Pachycereus pringlei, Pseudobombax ellipticum and a number of other interesting and large cacti and sarcocaulescent plants dominate the scene in an otherwise bland (and summer-vacant) suburban neighborhood.
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Пікірлер: 423
@zoponex3224
@zoponex3224 14 күн бұрын
I just want to share how proud I am of my daughter. She is about to purchase her first house, in San Antonio, and had committed to using her yard to recreate some small portion of the Blackland Prairie that has been almost completely decimated by farming and development. She came to live with me from Haiti when she was 12, and now she is healing people in medical practice and planning to heal her corner of the earth. So proud.
@blltz4410
@blltz4410 13 күн бұрын
We need more people like her!! Thank you
@ginmar8134
@ginmar8134 13 күн бұрын
That's awesome!
@lulumoon6942
@lulumoon6942 12 күн бұрын
Glad you shared this, SO proud of her, and you too! Keep walking the Beauty Way. 🙏🕊️🪶
@souljahaden6184
@souljahaden6184 10 күн бұрын
You raised her the right way
@sjbennett88
@sjbennett88 10 күн бұрын
top tier dad comment right here. happy for yall
@CBroPhotography
@CBroPhotography 14 күн бұрын
I wish I could step out of my house and see a guy motioning towards all the plants while yelling at random birds. That would be more interesting!
@rdcruick
@rdcruick 13 күн бұрын
Be the change you want to see
@coppurt
@coppurt 12 күн бұрын
My girlfriend gets that experience each time we go out
@jennifersamson8397
@jennifersamson8397 4 күн бұрын
Here, here!
@Youssii
@Youssii 10 күн бұрын
The humans: this is fine, take a cutting if you like. The birds: someone call 911!! THIS IS PRIVATE LAND!
@lisalikesplants
@lisalikesplants 12 күн бұрын
Me on a first date: "A lot of people don't know there's a lot of variation among columnar cacti..." ☠️
@Inthemains
@Inthemains 14 күн бұрын
Love it when you trespass to look at cool ass plants 😂
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 14 күн бұрын
We're calling it an unpaid security and landscape inspection lol
@jaredknapp8886
@jaredknapp8886 14 күн бұрын
all property is theft.
@wesst.422
@wesst.422 13 күн бұрын
Same, If I pulled these stunts where I live some geezer with a shotgun would roll up on me lol
@tsawy6
@tsawy6 12 күн бұрын
​@@wesst.422 yeah look ive had a kindly gentleman threaten to cut my head off, so uh, pick yer battles
@mina_loi
@mina_loi 8 күн бұрын
​@@jaredknapp8886you'll own nothing and be happy as a caveman
@kaelhooten8468
@kaelhooten8468 14 күн бұрын
“The prairie remnants at the back of old cemeteries in the Midwest.” Would be an amazing series. 250yo patches of otherwise locally extirpated species, galore
@pep2001bg
@pep2001bg 13 күн бұрын
man my brother recently died from a fentanyl OD. Me and him loved herpetology and just all wildlife in general he really had an appreciation for nature
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 13 күн бұрын
Sending you a hug. I'm sorry to hear that
@adamy323
@adamy323 9 күн бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@hannahvanderlinden4236
@hannahvanderlinden4236 5 күн бұрын
Sorry for your loss. My brother passed from the same stuff.
@dhaktizero4406
@dhaktizero4406 14 күн бұрын
love is not a reward. it is a regard. and you regard the world with such love it is a delight. thank you.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 14 күн бұрын
I could not agree more! I'm fortunate to live off-grid in a wilderness area in S. California on Mt. San Jacinto. I just walk around outside feeling an overwhelming love for this place and its abundant wildlife. I was just outside having a nice visit with the friendly ravens that chose to live here about 8 years ago. Under my solar panels is an ideal, safe nesting spot. They are the best guard animals I've ever known! If a car heads our way, they let me know, and they warn me when there's mountain lions or bobcat stalking my goats. I wish Tony would visit my area, I've learned about some plants here, but it's getting where the invasive crap is taking over. At least I can eat the wild mustard plant that some douche brought here back in the 1800s. It's not native, and neither are the damn tumbleweeds. I hate those things! I'm glad my goats love to eat them though. One of their favorite treats are the dried yucca pods left in late Summer after the yuccas have completed their cycle of life. The goats crunch them happily like they're potato chips.
@jacobflack7747
@jacobflack7747 14 күн бұрын
Bro is out here making me learn the definitions of "regard", AND think introspectively about my use of language. Even in the comments, you always learn something new on this channel!
@vapormissile
@vapormissile 14 күн бұрын
​@@jacobflack7747I like the cut of your jib
@ceeemm1901
@ceeemm1901 12 күн бұрын
I haven't got my glasses on, did you say it's a RETARD?
@Toofer69
@Toofer69 14 күн бұрын
This was an awesome video. Really loved the killdeer and her nest. Amazing camouflage on the eggs and the mother. I've never seen that trick leading danger away from the nest. I was also struck by the fact that nobody in the area was trying to grow anything remotely resembling a lawn. One of my favorite videos I've seen of yours, and I've seen alot of em...
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 14 күн бұрын
I live on a mountain in SoCal where we have an abundance of cool wildlife. The quail are similar in that they will make a commotion and try to lead people and animals away from their nests. The baby quail are so adorable when they run after the parents. Sadly, everything loves to eat quail, so they have huge broods of chicks just to have a few make it to adulthood. I was just watching a leopard lizard outside, those guys crack me up. They have ridiculously long tails, and when they think I'm a predator, they put on a show as if that tail weighs five pounds and they can barely move from the weight. Once it realizes I have no intention of eating it, it scampers away in a flash. I'm pretty sure I heard this one say, "Go feck yourself!" as it ran away. They escape predators by enticing them to bite its tail, then the lizard runs away without its tail, but quickly grows a new one. The severed tail whips around for awhile as if it's alive, which keeps the predator busy!
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 14 күн бұрын
There's a channel called Lesley the Bird Nerd who's made hand feeding friends in the woods of Canada. Her videos of Chickadees in the nesting box are amazing. Momma birds are the shit!
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 14 күн бұрын
@@katiekane5247 I love her channel! I learn from her, even though the birds where I live now are different. I grew up in the city where there wasn't such diversity. I just hung 2 new hummingbird feeders outside that I made from green beer bottles. To my delight, a tiny female Anna's hummer (Calypte anna) just came and fed from one while I was still holding the feeder. I was holding very still not to scare her. It's a thrill to see them just inches away!
@placidpond
@placidpond 14 күн бұрын
I love the killdeer and the babies. Plenty of them on the Busch campus of Rutgers standing their ground!
@EXROBOWIDOW
@EXROBOWIDOW 13 күн бұрын
@@LazyIRanch We had a cat do that to a southern alligator lizard in our yard. If I remember this right, my husband stuck the tail in his shirt pocket while it was still twitching. Or maybe I was hallucinating. These days, way too many cats, and no lizards.
@coolbuffdad
@coolbuffdad 14 күн бұрын
15:10 my dad always called those gazing balls ”a shrine to the unknown bowler”
@ceeemm1901
@ceeemm1901 12 күн бұрын
"A wino takin a shit against a brick wall"! Classic! LOL!
@davenally8672
@davenally8672 14 күн бұрын
This guy gives me hope for humanity. So funny, knowledgeable and keepin it real. Much ❤from the Canary Islands xx
@boa1793
@boa1793 14 күн бұрын
Joey! Over here. Hey, maybe you can go to the Canary Islands and do a tour there!
@senorscross5824
@senorscross5824 13 күн бұрын
It would be lovely to see him talking shit about the hellish landscaoe of the touristy places in the islands, and the loosing his shit when he sees the endemic flora and fauna for good while explaining it
@AlexejSvirid
@AlexejSvirid 12 күн бұрын
The problem is Devil runs the world. He is lier and murderer. This is the reason why Hitler got the power, but Christ was executed as "blasphemer" and "rioter" by denunciation of clergy. That's why we've got the Gospel about the God's kingdom. Jehovah would put everything in order. The dead will be resurected and we'll meet our beloved ones again! :-)
@vlakieste
@vlakieste 14 күн бұрын
It fills my heart with joy that all the cool people I know all listen to Sade and love nature. Now I know Joey's also among them.
@steev927
@steev927 14 күн бұрын
It's no ordinary love... ;)
@addiepatties
@addiepatties 14 күн бұрын
sade, a killdeer cameo, and trespassing for education. what more could you need
@Bathroom_Spiders
@Bathroom_Spiders 14 күн бұрын
I live in one of those parks in California. I moved incto care for my grandma and when she passed my mom moved in so we could keep the place. We still pay the same base lot fee my grandpa paid when he bought the place back in the 90s, there's extra stuff for all the work they've been doing to fix the place up and update the roads and watermains and stuff. The people here love succulents and there's a lot of nice stuff planted in people yards. You still get some horticultural atrocities and fake lawns but it's a pretty nice place. I've been planting a lot of native plants and haven't used any pesticides since I moved in and even though its been extra hard fighting the weeds its been worth it because I saw two native salamanders this year on opposite sides of our plot.
@errhka
@errhka 14 күн бұрын
More of these! My first video was you doing a rail road yard and these kinds of vids really help people find the channel and pay attention to plants. Side of the freeway, school playground, dump etc I want to see them all haha
@groovyrasputin2972
@groovyrasputin2972 14 күн бұрын
Love the content. Inspired me to spend some time in the garden with my wife, and what do you know? I love stopping to take a look around. I feel like I'm occupying my body rather than feeling like a fuckin brain in a jar going from some shit I gotta do to some other shit I gotta do.
@lauramumma2360
@lauramumma2360 14 күн бұрын
There used to be Kill Deers here and red winged black birds, now they are super rare, not enough open land for them anymore, but we have lots of empty strip malls.
@DahVoozel
@DahVoozel 3 күн бұрын
There's a small group of red-wings that lives in a man-made wetland on one of the highway offramps here. The cloverleaf captured all the water and now it's all cat-tails and tall grasses.
@Toddis
@Toddis 14 күн бұрын
He's just joking guys, if you dont know the names of the flower sexy parts you can still watch
@brightmooninthenight2111
@brightmooninthenight2111 14 күн бұрын
A geriatric village ecology.. freeway ramp ecology.. train track ecology.. Oakland slums ecology.. at this rate I will not be a bit surprised if one day our man Tony will be in a hazmat suit doing a Chernobyl nuclear fallout ecology exposé Imagine the misanthropic rants on that video...
@Agrillot6
@Agrillot6 7 күн бұрын
You should see the ecology of a northern Kentucky yard of someone who has chronic fatigue. Dozens of plant varieties
@curmudgeon1933
@curmudgeon1933 7 күн бұрын
There are some amazing plant and animal species repopulating the exclusion zone around Chernobyl. Because there has been limited human activity for decades, many have grown to take back areas that were damaged in the past.There is a British travel blogger on KZbin called Bald and Bankrupt who has done some interesting documentaries from that region, as well as many others. His Chernobyl episodes are well worth watching. He has a similar mistrust of authority and the establishment, with an off-beat sense of humour and an irreverence which is very like Joey's.
@Nate770
@Nate770 13 күн бұрын
If I lived near a place like that, I'd find a property that already has a bunch of lawn ornaments, and then every year when the owner is away I would discreetly add a new one just to see how far I could take it
@jennifersamson8397
@jennifersamson8397 4 күн бұрын
Lawn gnome adventures...
@farmfix
@farmfix 11 күн бұрын
"Cause she's a smood operaderr...' 😂 love this guy!
@mrshelbz2141
@mrshelbz2141 14 күн бұрын
Dude you got to make a shirt where your stare up at that huge beautiful organ pipe cactus saying "wow, I said wow" lol
@onlyintexas1845
@onlyintexas1845 14 күн бұрын
Howdy from Mason in the west hill country. My prickly pear are going crazy and my green beans, tomatoes and my serranos are going crazy
@corvidcall
@corvidcall 14 күн бұрын
Wow, those trees remind of something straight out of Dr. Seuss. How fucking cool are those! Thanks for sharing!
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 14 күн бұрын
I love those trees! Never seen them before. It reminds me of a Mimosa tree on acid.
@EXROBOWIDOW
@EXROBOWIDOW 13 күн бұрын
There is actually a plant some people call a Seuss plant. It was called Coreopsis gigantea, but they have changed the name. Succulent stems, with a mop of finely divided green leaves on top, and yellow daisy type flowers. I killed the one I tried to grow in my yard, but in spring 2023, as we drove on Pacific Coast Highway around the west end of the Santa Monica Mountains in southern California, I saw them growing and blooming all over the hillsides.
@YellaSpiceFamily
@YellaSpiceFamily 7 күн бұрын
"Neighborhood does look somewhat revolting, I'm not gonna lie. I see this and wanna die, but - at least it's not grass." 🤣🤣🤣 💯💯💯
@flygande_ren
@flygande_ren 13 күн бұрын
Snowbird garden tour dedicated to Sade >> botany excellence.
@Vativ
@Vativ 14 күн бұрын
Urban CPBBD episodes are my favorite
@FayeVert
@FayeVert 14 күн бұрын
Heck yeah. They're the best. Not everyone can get out to a distant, wild, isolated habitat, but we can all start noticing and appreciating what's growing in the cracks of the sidewalk and attempting to restore some native plants and ecosystems.
@RobinMarks1313
@RobinMarks1313 14 күн бұрын
I've only ever been trapped inside during the winter ONCE! During the Blizzard of '77. I was trapped at school for days. Otherwise, I've lived in the far north and have braved all temps outside. It's beautiful. You just have to dress for it. The problem with the heat is you can't do anything once it gets too hot. I love the winter and spring and autumn. Summer... you can have it.
@boa1793
@boa1793 14 күн бұрын
Ah, yes. Northern Wisconsin here. Lots of clothes, trudging over ice and snow with my sharp treads on. It’s when the temps go so low for so long that I get scared. But then again I don’t like air conditioning. 😌
@jul.escobar
@jul.escobar 14 күн бұрын
Trapped at school for days?! Holy cow
@Yosef9438
@Yosef9438 12 күн бұрын
Cold is often deadly and is much more dangerous than heat.
@Ludvig11
@Ludvig11 11 күн бұрын
Summers are Early Mornings and Evenings for me.
@howard5992
@howard5992 10 күн бұрын
@@jul.escobar snowed in at college most likely ... big New England storm that year
@californiadreamer5968
@californiadreamer5968 12 күн бұрын
The combination of that sense of humor, the accent, the vocabulary and depth of knowledge, is killing it and rocking my ingrained stereotypes.
@gabrielgolden4336
@gabrielgolden4336 14 күн бұрын
I would never have pegged Joey as a Sade fan. He strikes me as more of a Swans guy,
@kd5nrh
@kd5nrh 14 күн бұрын
He's just too shy to admit his collection is all Nickelback, Bette Midler and Herb Alpert, so he looked up who would be more acceptable to claim he was listening to.
@Blashswanski
@Blashswanski 14 күн бұрын
A wino taking a shit against a brick wall... you make me laugh, T.
@taubrow4973
@taubrow4973 14 күн бұрын
Sade is the goat. Sweetest Taboo is an absolute banger
@vlakieste
@vlakieste 14 күн бұрын
And No Ordinary Love!
@jasonburnside8210
@jasonburnside8210 14 күн бұрын
The proper term is "Broken-wing Display".....so cool!
@hestheMaster
@hestheMaster 14 күн бұрын
Momma Kildeer is a good momma bird. Strange to see her standing above her nest full of eggs with Joey right there. Where's the garden gnomes with the frigging cowboy hats? Wow a shaving brush tree. Not native to Texas nor Florida where they are popular too, but wow it is an eye catcher of a tree if you want to see hummingbirds.
@bevwest7428
@bevwest7428 14 күн бұрын
I love how you talk to the birds, Joey! They love it!
@chancellorism
@chancellorism 9 күн бұрын
So funny! ‘People start over thinking stuff & get a skid steer…’. Very cool stuff!
@jacobms911
@jacobms911 12 күн бұрын
Love the energy of "I wonder what it tastes like - I'm gonna try some" then the immediate cut away.
@Aldolador1
@Aldolador1 11 күн бұрын
I love it when Joey gets in a verbal scuffle with the local wildlife 😂
@AT-27182
@AT-27182 11 күн бұрын
This episode is a masterpiece. So many levels of knowledge and wisdom. Thank you Tony.
@TootightLautrec
@TootightLautrec 12 күн бұрын
Holy shit, I fucking love this channel. Smart guy, funny, heavy midwestern accent, and hot to boot. SO entertaining!
@markchinguz4401
@markchinguz4401 12 күн бұрын
Midwestern?
@TootightLautrec
@TootightLautrec 12 күн бұрын
@@markchinguz4401 Chicago.
@markchinguz4401
@markchinguz4401 12 күн бұрын
@@TootightLautrec I mean, you could classify it as a midwestern accent. Like, you could, doesn't mean you should
@TootightLautrec
@TootightLautrec 12 күн бұрын
@@markchinguz4401 Ha! I see your point. Being from the midwest myself, I know the grating confusion our accent creates. I also recognize he exaggerates it for comic effect, which I appreciate beyond measure.
@markchinguz4401
@markchinguz4401 11 күн бұрын
@@TootightLautrec I would personally say a chicagoan accent is just chicago, midwestern sounds way different in my opinion there bud. But I have never even been to the US so your opinion is better than mine!
@lionvillelion
@lionvillelion 19 күн бұрын
Instant Classic.
@joystarrturk
@joystarrturk 12 күн бұрын
Big fan of the Psuedobombax Ellipticum in pink. Brings in bats, hawk moths, butterflies and hummingbirds. Brought a clone back to costa rica from my parent’s garden in mexico. We’re in a rare climate area of dry rain forest where it has thrived. Loveitloveitloveit
@isabeedemski3635
@isabeedemski3635 14 күн бұрын
Great education of plant and human cultures.
@Hayley-sl9lm
@Hayley-sl9lm 14 күн бұрын
When I get old I'm going to have a Sehkmet statue -- the Queen of pestilence and fire plagues -- discourages littering!
@vareho
@vareho 14 күн бұрын
thank you Sade
@justincal6817
@justincal6817 14 күн бұрын
This hits home some of my favorite plants near my house are on senior communitys
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 14 күн бұрын
Joey, you got da style 😎 Never understood wanting to live with other old people but I'd run cover for you. We could tell the cops we were scoping out homes for my old ass. I may enjoy shining them on when useful.
@OldManse09
@OldManse09 14 күн бұрын
Wow Tony, you are better than ever. Thanks for the lesson. I’ve been away too long.
@MrSquekersUPSB
@MrSquekersUPSB 14 күн бұрын
Sade!!!!! Amazing content brother.
@jeffnelson4489
@jeffnelson4489 14 күн бұрын
The gravel is killing me how bout a couple mesquite’s something to create shady oasis
@robertfischer5893
@robertfischer5893 13 күн бұрын
There's a quiet storm. And it never felt this hot before.
@el_chavez
@el_chavez 12 күн бұрын
And people keep trying to convince themselves that it’s the same as last year and the year before and that nothing has changed. How long can people stay in denial? I mean, isn’t Falcon lake at 15% capacity..?, and yet people still going crazy for lawns…🤦‍♂️
@robertfischer5893
@robertfischer5893 12 күн бұрын
@@el_chavez Perhaps you ought to become wilfully ignorant on the topic, live your life, and be better for it. First of all do you really believe people choosing whether or not to run their sprinklers in the summer has the ability to change weather patterns? Secondly, you are replying to lyrics from a Sade song, check it out because it's a classic.
@el_chavez
@el_chavez 12 күн бұрын
@@robertfischer5893 so us wasting water on unnecessary stuff when we are seeing the possibility of water wars in the near future won’t have an impact? OK bud…stay willfully ignorant…the saying exists for a reason, “Ignorance is bliss…”.
@robertfischer5893
@robertfischer5893 12 күн бұрын
@@el_chavez Yes I'll enjoy bliss to the best of my ability. You on the other hand - faced with the stress of having to publicly maintain the belief that turning off sprinklers in the summer will alter the course of human history - will likely eat pills to cope with the stress, piss them out, and pollute the water you seem to care so much about. Remember don't flush after every #1 it might save the planet.
@YellaSpiceFamily
@YellaSpiceFamily 7 күн бұрын
This dude going off with no idea this is just Sade and she sang the lyric in like 1987 🤣🤣
@kdwhineygirl5551
@kdwhineygirl5551 10 сағат бұрын
The neighborhood “makes [him] ‘wanna die!” 🌵😂 LOVE this man.
@LauraLancealot
@LauraLancealot 13 күн бұрын
“She’s nesting in the front yard cause ain’t nobody home” sounds like something you would say before dragging someone by their edges 😂
@lutherdean6922
@lutherdean6922 14 күн бұрын
thanks for sharing this cheers from another Mission Texas resident!
@thorium222
@thorium222 3 күн бұрын
Those old people are really impressive with their plants!
@user-vk7cp1op9p
@user-vk7cp1op9p 13 күн бұрын
From the Wisconsin/Illinois border on the Rock River, I admire your excellent show and your exploratory travels through the south Texas retirement neighborhood. I hope someday to live in that cactus infested retirement neighborhood in heaven, and I hope a genuine botanist lives next door to punctuate my walks around the block, explaining what all the different cacti are, and point out the birds nearby, as they swear and run or swoop raucously, and try to draw me away from their nests in the stone yard, or on the cactus 20 feet overhead. I love how you make your journey, and find amazing living things everywhere. Well done!
@lacroix3931
@lacroix3931 2 күн бұрын
You are the funniest plant KZbinr point blank period.
@james8156
@james8156 3 күн бұрын
I love cactus. I visit my family in AZ usually once a year and have always been intrigued by these beautiful cacti and the desert landscape❤️
@13chomp4
@13chomp4 12 күн бұрын
Brother. My dad (RIP) owned a nursery down in S. Texas. Stuart Place Nursery. He also loved loved loved cacti. Please if you get the chance, maybe you could ask permission from the current owner to checkout the massive prickley pear tree that was in his backyard down in La Feria, Texas. Drive down S. Parker road and you'll see it in the backyard of an old spanish villa style home - it was whitewash brick when I was last there. Half of the thing was taken out by Hurricane Ida when I napping in the enclosed porch, but its still HUGE.
@ChristaFree
@ChristaFree 14 күн бұрын
I'm "older" and "more conservative" and I think the huge cactus is great. Wouldn't dream of cutting it down if was mine. Not sure what "older", "more conservative" people you hang with but the ones i know are cool af. Just saying...
@maniot
@maniot 14 күн бұрын
Love this channel particularly cause of the Chitowm accent makes me feel back at home. Would love to see my favorite bird, Common Nighthawk nesting in those rocks. Hey tanks for da channel!
@charlescoult
@charlescoult 14 күн бұрын
🤣Your commentary on the killdeer killed me! no pun intended.
@rockwest001
@rockwest001 13 күн бұрын
Yeah, Sade made some nice music! I'm always doubtfull how to pronounce 'Sade'. Oh yeah, nice plants and birds too! Thanks for showing this stuff!
@TheRobotViking
@TheRobotViking 10 күн бұрын
"if you don't know cactus morphology, i don't want you here"
@Rebuilder
@Rebuilder 14 күн бұрын
Plants and Sade, NICE! Really enjoyed this video, Joey.
@dukesilver702
@dukesilver702 10 сағат бұрын
Those specimens make me like cacti more. I learned about cacti ribs!
@Fancysymbol
@Fancysymbol 12 күн бұрын
I imagine there is a future where video documentation of a species is the only proof it existed, I certainly have never seen these before. You are doing gods work.
@siryogiwan
@siryogiwan 9 күн бұрын
Sade has an amazing voice and such an interesting story to her life
@sweetpotatogreens7491
@sweetpotatogreens7491 12 күн бұрын
I dunno how I saw this video last week but anyway, it did a stellar job changing the page on a going-nowhere conversation with my folks about politics nonsense. turned out they have a pseduobombax in their front yard (down there on the border). we hopped in the car to go to look at a cactus they wanted to show me lol.
@mclarissa371
@mclarissa371 9 күн бұрын
I just found this guy. From his accent, his vibe, to his philosophy, I adore him. I don't know what I love more. His cursing and roasting of shit plants has me dead. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@brassen
@brassen 13 күн бұрын
I've never really bothered to check, to be honest, but I was surprised to learn that Kiskadees are not "Brazil-only" birds. These guys are loud af but what a nice serenade they make in the late afternoons. Fun fact: in br_pt they're called "Bem-te-vi", which kinda translates to "I'm watching you"
@CD3WD-Project
@CD3WD-Project 14 күн бұрын
I love this guy makes me laugh every time I watch his video and educational to boot
@InfernalPasquale
@InfernalPasquale 12 күн бұрын
Wow, the killdeer was amazing ❤
@mielregino
@mielregino 9 күн бұрын
Such a good video I brought my boyfriend over to watch it again. Thanks for making great content that has us laughing and teaches something new!
@NanaWilson-px9ij
@NanaWilson-px9ij 10 күн бұрын
I love to see these beautiful plants, so interesting.
@-beee-
@-beee- 11 күн бұрын
Wow, so lovely! Dig the locals giving some context. How fun!
@ffyfy1
@ffyfy1 14 күн бұрын
18 minutes of well spent time watching this video. Of course, I won’t remember any of the scientific names, but I respect the plants more.
@morriganravenwolf
@morriganravenwolf 14 күн бұрын
Check out da smooth operator, ova der.
@alde1611
@alde1611 10 күн бұрын
Been seeing this guys thumbnails for years and after loads of people recommending him I clicked , ooooooooh he’s Fkn entertaining I’ll be back.
@TwinCitiesFancy
@TwinCitiesFancy 6 күн бұрын
Shout out to Minnespolis/ Chicago! Props to these fine folk for not making a grass monstrosity. Appreciate the cactus.
@kso808
@kso808 8 күн бұрын
That bambao tree is fascinating!!
@kaylaemerick8943
@kaylaemerick8943 10 күн бұрын
Love that gasp at thr stigma. 🏵❤🏵
@JeffBostick222
@JeffBostick222 13 күн бұрын
These plants are so nice!! Thank you Joey for being the intrepid botanist we all need to inspire us!
@mathddv
@mathddv 9 күн бұрын
You mentioned the echinocactus at 4:10 look like pillows. Well you'll be delighted to hear that in France we call them "mother-in-law's pillows" 😂
@myinnermagpie
@myinnermagpie 8 күн бұрын
Little seat-pillow cacti are also called “poufs”.
@philgriffiths5514
@philgriffiths5514 10 күн бұрын
Definitely feeling the need for some Wino Dwarfs. The bad taste ornaments were pure class.
@gardenforbirds
@gardenforbirds 9 күн бұрын
As always, a breath of fresh air! Interesting it’s just basically one cactus per front garden. Reminds me of how contractors in the north drop in one tree and call it a landscape! 😅 I think they’d see return on investment if they took more care with planting!
@infowarriorone
@infowarriorone 14 күн бұрын
The horror and the beauty. There's a Sufi parable in there somewhere.
@reggaespiritdance
@reggaespiritdance 11 күн бұрын
Great tour! Huge smile on my face now.
@artistlovepeace
@artistlovepeace 13 күн бұрын
They're called snowbirds. They fly down from Minnesota and go south to avoid the miserable weather in the north. The older I get the less I want to deal with winter and would probably do the same if I had the money. I love your channel and lectures. You're amazing. Thank you for breaking through. I'm inspired by you and have been looking at plants differently the last few years. Thank you. Love you.
@Ruben25252
@Ruben25252 14 күн бұрын
i do field work on citrus these people will just ask querstions and be genuinley curious ive done work in this park a few times. what we do is ask the front desk people and say if irs ok to look at the plants
@calnative4904
@calnative4904 14 күн бұрын
I really enjoyed this episode, well I enjoy them all but to see what can be done instead of lawns is informative and entertaining.
@kristenpalmer7217
@kristenpalmer7217 10 күн бұрын
Outside our classroom window, In the courtyard at our elementary school, in a gravel patch, a kill deer laid its eggs. We watched and waited for the eggs to hatch. The kids loved it. One day we were watching and noticed little birds frolicking in the courtyard when the door to the school swung open and kids poured out and trampled a few . It was horrendous. I can laugh about it now.
@Altoclefkitty
@Altoclefkitty 10 күн бұрын
First time and instantly subscribed, as a teacher in Vegas deemed the plant/insect go-to, I appreciate your exact terminology and need to learn more!🌵
@MrsMoon-qs2gf
@MrsMoon-qs2gf 14 күн бұрын
Kill me now if I had to live in one of those 'hoods. But I do LOVE me the Great Kiskadee!! ❤❤❤
@luisledesma586
@luisledesma586 14 күн бұрын
great episode again, thanks for shout out to Sade, an old favorite.
@farrahupson
@farrahupson 14 күн бұрын
Is it a Crime? Yes. Does it pay? No.
@nathanielvargas3863
@nathanielvargas3863 13 күн бұрын
😂 great comment
@baltazarcrump
@baltazarcrump 14 күн бұрын
Must have been a while since you spent a winter in Chicago. Now January and February have more thunderstorms than snow storms
@DanielLLevy
@DanielLLevy 13 күн бұрын
Thank you for your eloquent Cactaceae advocacy!
@chefntoast
@chefntoast 14 күн бұрын
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