GERMAN Reaction to Neo Nowka - Niebo (Polish Cabaret)

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[@chris.poland]

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[@yntlich]

Ten kabaret nagrał również wizję tego skeczu jakby grali go za 50 lat Jeszcze bardziej zabawne Trumny też odnich

[@asiav3136]

Polecam kabaret: Ani Mru Mru " Kakakask"😂😂😂😂 Ich empfehle Kabarett : Ani Mru Mru " Kakakask" 😂😂

[@Maciej_77]

Ok Chris, lot of explaining: 0:52 - Saint Peter -> [PL] Święty Piotr, later named "Piotrek" (diminutive of "Piotr") 1:44 - Well, we are that bad sometimes ;) 2:16 - It's the phone number where you can report domestic abuse 2:25 - "fatso" is a slang term for someone fat - it's just for comedy purpose here 2:30 - Rubin is an old model of CCCP TV sets 2:55 - Poland has long story of wanting visas to US. Now we've been granted that but at the time of creating this show we were still yet to get them. 3:54 - That's why it's funny - he promised them something rather useless 4:36 - Simply she was a wife of 1st polish duke, Mieszko the 1st. I don't reemember if she was pretty or not, but it seems not ;) And Pamela refers ofc to Pamela Anderson :) 4:46 - Grunwald was and still is one of the biggest cause of pride for us Poles - Joint forces of Poles, Lithuanians, Tatars and others soundly defeated Teutonic Knights 6:42 - Lech Kaczyński and Jarosław (Jarek) Kaczyński, they are/were (in)famous (depending on who you support) right wing politicians (and brothers) 7:43 - "Strajku" is a genitive version of a word "Strajk", which means "strike" and it's pronounced similarly to its English (and German as well) version. 7:59 - In short, Lech Wałęsa took major part in freeing Poland from communists. He was kind of leader of all labor workers during the late times of Polish People's Republic (PRL) 9:57 - He simply nicknamed Lucyfer "Lucjan". It is funny because normally you wouldn't give any names to God or Devil, right? ;) And Lucjan is calling the God "Bogu" which is funny version of proper "Boże" ("God" in vocative form). 10:35 - Yes, it is improvised from that point until almost the very end, that is why the audience is having a good time (and those comedians as well). 11:16 - Yes, it was kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6aae3Wbo6x3aqc 11:55 - And this song is kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGeqlZpvnc2Cl9U And it was popular once, as well. 12:03 - One of the post-IIWW conferences, during which it was decided that CCCP "took Poland under their umbrella", which we obviously didn't like. 14:02 - Now, he shouldn't be, that's why it's funny. 15:44 - Yes, Swiss Franks. Too much of explaining, sorry :D 16:45 - Probably Co**ine ;) 17:48 - Yes, it's a name of a peninsula in Poland, as well as the town at the end of it 20:52 - Again, it's Lech and Jarek ;)

[@asiav3136]

@@Maciej_77 super to rozpisałeś 💪🤗

[@Maciej_77]

@@asiav3136 Dzięki :) Nie wiem tylko nic o co chodzi z wszywką

[@inka1780]

So many references to polish history, politic and culture. It is hard to explain to foreigners.

[@smiechuwarte-qt8pn]

The Yalta Conference, also known as the Crimea Conference, was a meeting of the leaders of the anti-Hitler coalition (the so-called Big Three), held from February 4 to 11, 1945: USSR leader Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and US President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. It took place in the imperial palace in Livadia, south of Yalta in Crimea. For Poles, Yalta means betrayal by the USA and Great Britain in favor of the occupation of Poland by the Soviets . The Battle of Grunwald in 1410 marked the end of the Teutonic state in Pomerania (Prusy) composed of German monastic knights. After losing this battle, the Teutonic Order had to pay tribute to the Polish king . If you snort something white, you're suggesting cocaine use :)))))))

[@sylwiatime]

Just to add to it. The original words of the song are "I'll be taking you in a car" rather than in Yalta.

[@margplsr3120]

@@sylwiatime but in polish sounds similar and I will take you means haveing sex or take you as take a country or something for yourself like stealing

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

This is an improvised sketch. Best one. Hard to explain to people not from Poland. Really Chris, just watch 😂

[@NikaMika-nv7eq]

Witam . Rubin -to odbiornik tv 📺 produkcji radzieckiej (ZSRR ) W czasach słusznie minionych, był w prawie każdym polskim domu ... Taka ciekawostka... Węgiel wydobywany w polskich kopalniach ,jechał do zsrr jako prezent dla naszych ,,przyjaciół"... A później ten sam węgiel musielismy od nich kupować ... I tak bylo z wieloma produktami wytwarzanymi w Polsce ... Taka to była ,,przyjaźń"... Kto żył w tamtych czasach ,ten wie ....😢 A to ,,dziadosto" do dziś twierdzi ,że przez lata nas utrzymywali i bez nich zdechli byśmy z głodu .... Pozdrawiam ...😊 Życzę dużych zasięgów ....😁

[@hienasmietnikowa7795]

a dzisiaj jest inaczej? patrz jak ukraina nas wyruchała w zeszłym roku z węglem - bez mydła :)

[@piotrsodel3077]

ta Rubin robił w domu za TV i ogrzewanie. Te wagony na których był węgiel tez sobie zostawiali.

[@Sokol_.Sokolowski]

A po angielsku lub niemiecku?😂

[@agataostrowska6063]

Rubin - ein alter Fernseher aus den 80er oder noch 90er in Polen

[@izabelapietrzak3966]

​@@Sokol_.Sokolowskiniech sobie przetłumaczy, najlepiej wszystko podać na tacy...

[@Glazox_]

There are so much things connected to polish music, history and common culture, that its very hard to catch by foregners.

[@puufcio]

He forgot the text and had to improvise. God couldn't handle it 😁We have a penisula called Hel and for a long time there was a bus line 666 going there 🤣

[@Asfalt77]

Ta ale hel to po angielsku helium a nie hell

[@Dreju78]

From a German perspective you might know Grunwald as Tannenberg.

[@piotrsodel3077]

The Teutonic Knights were monks, but the order was German. So it's not entirely a Polish-German war. On the part of the Teutonic Knights, half of Europe was fighting, and this is because the paper excommunicated Poland for these wars, which has not been lifted to this day. In the final phase, the Battle of Grunwald was more of a massacre of the Teutonic Knights than a battle. That is why, to this day, Germans do not like to mention it. But firstly, it was the biggest battle of those times, and secondly, many technical innovations were used. E.g. Poles drawbridge. It's worth reading. Interesting topic.

[@Dreju78]

@@piotrsodel3077 You could say that the other side of Europe was on the other side too 😉 Lithuanians, Ruthenians, Poles, Lipka Tatars etc.

[@nat_h7422]

There are plenty of references to Polish history, politics and lyrics of famous Polish songs blue line - telephone where you can report and seek help in connection with domestic violence. But I have the impression that it was also supposed to be a joke related to the fact that blue is associated with the sky. (blue- niebieski, sky-niebo,heavenly-niebiański) Rubin - I think it's about the type of glasses. Although my first thought is a Soviet TV brand. It was once produced in Poland and very popular. visa to the USA. At the time this was recorded, Poles needed visas to go to the USA. From 2019, only an ESTA is needed for trips up to 90 days. Dobrawa - Czech princess, wife of Mieszko I. Their wedding was part of the Polish-Czech alliance and was related to the baptism of Poland (966). Not much is known about her. There is a common belief in Poland that Dobrawa was not pretty. It is not known whether this was true. There are conflicting sources about it from that period. It could also be due to the fact that at the time of her marriage to Mieszko, she was described as old. It's just worth taking into account that in the Middle Ages, girls got married when they were in their teens, and she could probably be a little over 20, and that's why it was considered an old wed to get married in those times. There is a film called "Krzyżacy" based on the school's compulsory reading and historical novel by Henryk Sienkiewicz. It presents the conflict between the Jagiellonian dynasty and the Teutonic Order. Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński. Twin brothers. They founded the right-wing political party PIS in 2001. Currently one of the two largest political parties in Poland. Lech Kaczyński was the Polish President. He died in an airplane accident in Smoleńsk. Lech Wałęsa - was an electrician at the Gdańsk shipyard. He was an important figure who took part in creating trade unions and fighting for rights during the Polish People's Republic, for which he was arrested many times. He was also with one of the people who sat at the round table in 1989. In 1990, he became the first president of Poland to be elected by general election. (I don't go to heaven) do nieba nie chodzę - Szymon Wydra. I would describe it as one of those old Polish hits. The original lyrics of the song are "będę brał cię w aucie" ("I'll take you in the car"), but they made a word play with the word Yalta.(aucie-Jałcie) Yalta Conference - established by the leader of the ZSSR Joseph Stalin, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and USA President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. For Poles, it mainly meant betrayal of Great Britain and the USA and leaving us to Stalin and the loss of eastern lands to the ZSSR. Credit in Swiss francs - a popular type of credit in Poland in 2005-2008. The price of the fean was extremely low back then, so it was worth taking it. Many people did not meet the conditions for a credit in PLN, but they did meet the conditions for a credit in Swiss francs, so many people took it. Back then, 1 franc was about 2zł, but after 2008 it quickly increased to 3.50zł and then to 5zł. Credits with low interest rates, which were considered the best at that time, led many people to bankruptcy after the exchange rate jump. Many people went to court at that time. something white, white powder - drugs Hel peninsula - fun fact, there used to be a bus line number 666 there. Unfortunately, it was removed a year ago 17:56 another reference to the song LiberxSylwia Grzeszczak - co z nami będzie 20:56 Lech and Jarosław Kaczyńśki

[@alh6255]

I think, that it could be about the different Blue Line: the hotline of the Polish Telecommunications SA - right after the privatization of this state-owned telephone company in 2002-2003. The company was bought by a French telecom that was unable to manage it. Among other things, it was impossible to call the hotline, and when you already connected with someone from customer service, the staff couldn't help, it was completely lost and ineffective. People told each other a lot of stories about it. The case was famous because at that time landline telephony was used more or less on an equal footing with mobile telephony. A scandal broke out and many, many jokes about the Blue Line and allusions to it. The French and their hotline became a symbol of comic incompetence and disgrace. When the French president of the company was fired and the management board was taken over by Poles, everything returned to normal in 2003.

[@breosaighead9164]

Beauty ✨

[@sylwiatime]

Blue Line is where you can report cases of home/family abuse like a violent husband.

[@Zwyczajny_polak]

Jedyny obco krajowiec który rozumie co to błękitna linia

[@malywielkifutbol]

We used to need a visa to enter the United States. And the ruby ​​is an old TV set, produced in the USSR

[@robertwisniewski2029]

"Battle of Grunwald" in Germany is known as the First Battle of Tannenberg (aka erste Schlacht bei Tannenberg)

[@user-eb6id4bi9r]

The comedian acting God had been refused a loan in CHF at that time to buy an apartment. So it was personal joke.

[@MonikaMazgola]

Some time ago some Poles took loans in Swiss francs, and after a few years the exchange rate increased and now they have high loan installments and lost a lot of money. It is a big issue in Poland, even some politicians talk about it.

[@olgaantonowicz4538]

The thing about this specific show was that the 2 remaining actors on the stage were pranked (and clearly you can see how surprised they were) by the actor who played Lucjan (Lucifer) from the backstage. They were having script until the phone call - this is when Lucjan started going off the script, and this is why they've broke and laughed too.

[@MonikaMazgola]

Lechu and Jarek - Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński - twin brothers in our politics. Lech was a president of Poland - he died in 2010 in plane accident in Smoleńsk, Russia. Jarosław was and still is a president of rulling in 2005-2007 and 2015-2023 conservative party PiS. Lech Wałęsa - former president of Poland 1990-1995, Peace Nobel Prize laureate in 1983, leader of Solidarność movement in the 80's. The Gdańsk airport is named by his name. The name Lech is a name of founder of Poland in a legend. And you will not read it because it is too long. You asked more questions, but my comment is already too long.

[@palaczos87]

Pis to partia konserwatywna ? Good joke.

[@DamianettoSSJ]

@@palaczos87 a co, może liberalna?

[@Dukatovny]

ona jest populistyczna

[@VoidCosmonaut]

@@Dukatovny Każda partia jest populistyczna. Popatrz na KałO. Tusek obiecał KPO zaraz po wyborach. Gdzie jest KPO? Wy naprawdę macie nasrane we łbach, że myślicie, iż jakikolwiek znaczący polityk o was dba.

[@piotrszczepanek4812]

I zaś zaczęło się polskie piekło… Zamiast spokojnie wytłumaczyć obcokrajowcowi zawiłości historyczne, społeczne i polityczne obecne w tym skeczu, to zaczęliście pierdyliardowy odcinek licytacji politycznej i światopoglądowej. A potem tak nas widzą: dwóch Polaków, trzy zdania i kłótnia ze wszystkimi. Wstyd…

[@janusz4695]

Widzisz kolego niemiecki, Polacy potrafią się z siebie śmiać.

[@user-ho3tf3iq7i]

Ostatnio to coś nie bardzo😢

[@RDZ_91]

Ahhhhh..... Polska , to stan umysłu, trzeba się tu urodzić żeby to zrozumieć 😅 pozdawiam serdecznie 😁 i skąd w ogóle mam to na stronie głównej ? xD

[@qPolakq]

These twins are Jarosław and Lech Kaczyński, creators of the PiS (the political party in power then). Lech Wałęsa was a head of Solidarność, and he was awarded the Nobel peace prize ;). Regarding loans in Swiss Franks, it was a popular issue back then, many ppl lost lots of money on it.

[@dankasz7490]

Wałęsa będzie niepocieszony, jak się dowie, że młodsze pokolenia Europejczyków już nie rozpoznają noblysty :P

[@michalino11]

11:10 Do nieba nie chodzę: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGKvlKGdlpWGr5Isi=NlVjDkT3NJrGu3i2&t=54 12:20 Będę brał Cię: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGeqlZpvnc2Cl9Usi=Vhan_WU3UKYH_ez4&t=42

[@aYaTH82]

On February 11, 1945, a conference of the Big Three of Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill was organized in Yalta, which to this day is a symbol of the betrayal of the Western allies towards Poland and their consent to subordinate Eastern Europe to the totalitarian Soviet empire.

[@ToJaM29]

0:29 co znam będzie gdy znajdziemy się na zakręcie kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJjTg4ebgKyfaJI

[@LordDarkon3579]

Opony zimowe są w całej Europie a nie tylko w Niemczech i Polsce 😊

[@TeresaDembek]

W całej Europie na pewno nie, bo we Włoszech nie mają😉

[@LordDarkon3579]

@@TeresaDembekA skąd wiesz że nie mają😀?

[@LordDarkon3579]

@@TeresaDembek i niestety nie masz racji bo nawet we Włoszech obowiązkowe są opony zimowe

[@Itesim]

I think it is the best Polish comedy series I have ever seen and saddly now I realize that there are so many things related to Polish culture, politics and history of our country that can be easily misunderstood by someone abroad.

[@malami1545]

The Battle of Grunwald was one of the bloodiest battles of medieval Europe. The Polish-Lithuanian victory crushed the Teutonic Order, marking the end of the order's expansion along the southeastern Baltic coast and the beginning of the decline of its power

[@theRAV4000]

2:55 right now we don't need visas to the USA anymore, but at the time it was recorded we did need to apply for visas

[@Keshido666]

Lucjan - polish name. This joke is about that Lucjan is used as softer version of name Lucifer (i think that there's no need to explain who is Lucifer) :D

[@bartoszlfras2895]

To understand Neonówka's performances, you need to know the history of Poland quite well, plus know the most important people of this country, it's nice that despite your lack of knowledge about Poland, your reaction was quite positive, best regards

[@Divcia86]

Rubin is a soviet TV produced since 1956 exported to all USSR affiliated countries. Before the 90s if you had a TV it was either Rubin or polish Jowisz produced since 1973.

[@aneluakosa2910]

Jeszcze jest wersja Niebo 2060 jak spotykają się po latach 😂 też się usmiejesz

[@sylwiatime]

1410 the Battle of Grunwald (or Tannenberg for Germans) was the only date my history teacher wanted me to remember. It's so important because that battle was a game changer for the Central-Eastern Europe. Of course events took much more time to turn around but from that battle they started to slowly fall in place. In order to win against the Teutonic Knights Poland formed an alliance with the Duchy of Lithuania which was the last pagan state in Europe. Jagiello became the king of Poland and accepted Christianity and later christianised Lithuania. Lithuania at that time included modern Belarus and Ukraine i.e. the entire Kievan Rus which was Orthodox. So in the battle of Grunwald on the one side there were the Catholic Teutonic knights joined by knights from all over Western Europe, and on the other Polish Catholics, Lithuanian pagans, Ruthenian Orthodox, and Tatar Muslims. After winning that battle Poland convinced Vatican that conversion by force was a bad idea and it's better to do that out of people's free will. Poland and Lithuania created first a personal union and later a union of two nations that would jointly last nearly 500 years. That was the longest lasting union in Europe's history known as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth with was a multiethnic state with freedom of religion protected by law. Another outcome was the Teutonic knights were forced to pay for all the Polish property they raided and it was so much money that they went bankrupt. That later led to the creation of the Duchy of Prussia (a vassal of Poland) and the Royal Prussia (Poland's province). A century later, when the Protestant Revolution arrived into Poland, we avoided the bloodshed you had in Germany, even though most of Polish nobles and townsmen converted to various Protestant religions. All major Protestant Churches were active in Poland, and it was very common for brothers or husband and wife to go to different churches on Sunday. Of course we also had other religions, like the Armenian Church or the largest number of Jews in the world. Poland remained a multiethnic state until the end of WW2 when Hitler killed Jews and Stalin expelled Germans from Poland and Poles from our former Eastern territories which he annexed to the USSR. Today Poland is known as the most homogenous country in Europe but it's contrary to our history.

[@resting.potato]

We were 1 second from perfection

[@Izabelix666]

winter tires are common in countries where during the winter you have snow:) so yes Poland included xd:))

[@piotrekczainski3563]

My friend in Poland we have like 5 or 6 ways to say "fuck"

[@marzenarewinska449]

Musiał byś zamieszkać w Polsce, żebyś zrozumiał ten skecz pozdrawiam 😊😊😊

[@KARO4FOREVER]

2:49 This is a reference to visas to the USA that Poles applied for but did not receive, but here they are more likely talking about a visa to Heaven. 3:50 The joke here is that these are very bad promises. 3 million apartments to be built is an election promise (they have to build them to have them;). 4:39 Mieszko is King of Poland, he marries Dobrawa from the Czech and is baptized. 5:53 Word play on the word "układ". "Układ" - pact between swomeone or "Układ okresowy" - Periodic table 6:47 Politicians (Leaders) of PIS party. Twin broders Lech i Jarosław Kaczyńscy. 7:57 Polician (co-founder) of Solidarity party Lech Wałęsa. 9:58 Lucyfer calling and he name him Lucian (like softening of the name). Lucian is Polish first name. 12:35 Yalta is the peace conference after WW2. Poland end up under ZSRR ocupation. 15:44 Loan in francs. A big affair in Poland when it turned out that these favorable loans, which id&ts took out in francs, stopped being profitable after some time due to the change in the exchange rate of money. The government, trying to gain voters, launched programs to help franc loan borrowers. 16:46 Narcotics powder is white, and you inhale it. "Someting white you inhale I presume". 18:55 WW2 movie refenence from radio comunication. 20:54 Twin brothers adain from 6:47

[@nitrox1477]

Mieszko nie był królem

[@Colin_the_ghost]

the thing with rope is quite simple, old phones from 80s/early 90s were two connected parts earpiece/receiver and main phone station where you choose numbers and lucjan by asking if god's calling from rope meant to ask if he still has old phone

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

Just come, live in Poland. You'll understand this sketch 😉

[@swieka85]

Blue line - is a helpline for domestic violence Lech & Jarek Kaczynski - Twin brothers that were accordingly President and Prime Minister of Poland, Lech died in Smolensk plane crash, Jarek still rules the biggest political party that ruled for last 8y and just lost in the last autumn elections Swiss Franks loans - people used to take loans in CHF in Poland (when they afford PLN loans) for flats. CHF raised significantly and after years of paying back they still owned more (converting PLN) than they took. Yalta - 2nd WW conference where Poland was left in Soviet influence zone, the song is based on a famous 80's polish song "W Aucie". In PL version it rhymes with Yalta "we we mee on a turn" is a reference to another polish song, drunk Lucifer loves to sing apparently

[@zaborpodlaski2206]

Zapomniałeś o niebieskiej karcie

[@psow4062]

An important thing about the "blue line" joke is that in polish "niebieska" means blue, but it also means "heavenly".

[@TimeMaker8]

BLUE line it is wrong translation. At this transition should be some like sky-blue line what refer to the polish national phone company at past, which claimed that line to provide a technical support, send of service etc.

[@j.b.w.4884]

To naprawdę dobry skecz ale dla niewtajemniczonych z pewnością trudny w odbiorze. Do zrozumienia wielu gagów wiedza na temat historii Polski czy pewnych niuansów politycznych jest wręcz niezbędna. Na dodatek niektóre z tch "niuansów" nie zestarzały się najlepiej i nawet najmłodsze polskie pokolenie może nie od razu zrozumieć.

[@lidiapoczyczynska6623]

Lech Wałęsa - Solidarność,pokojowy Nobel,prezydent ❤️🇵🇱

[@karolku3136]

19:55 Peter came, was the voice of the devil and created an improvisation that was a success. He got applause for that.

[@adlervonschlesien4869]

To jest stary skecz ktory ma dużo w sobie sarkazmu i żartowania z samych siebie, z rożnych przywar

[@MerryXXX]

Niebieska linia - przez całą dobę jest dostępny psycholog z którym można porozmawiać. Gdy ktoś ma problemy to może zadzwonić na numer Niebieskiej Linii

[@ilonalewandowska2765]

Dobry wieczór😊! Polnisches Kabaret Neonowka macht immer eine Mischung zwischen polnische Geschichte, Realität und Humor. Wenn du ein bisschen polnisches Kultur, Geschichte und Leute kennen lernen willst dann am besten ist wenn du nach Polen fährst. Stettin, Posen Breslau, Opeln, Krakau, Zakopane etc. Mein Freund ist begeistert wenn wir nach meiner Heimat fahren. 😊

[@rgarbacz]

- rope phone - old, vs wireless - white - he refers to narcotics - Lucian - friendly name for Lucifer (as if they're very friendly to each other - in Poland addressing someone in first name is only for friends, not to mention the name form) - loan in Franks - in Poland there was a time with very lucrative loan in foreign currency, then all the exchange plummeted and those with such loans lost, hence "don't be so tense" (not sure thought if it was exactly this way) - "Walesa" - the symbol of Polish Solidarnosc, starting strikes to change the totalitarian regime - twins - brothers Kaczynscy, leaders of PIS, one died in the Smolensk catastrophe, the other was the Prime Minister of Poland just recently

[@karolku3136]

4:35 in 966 there was a "Crzest Polski". The King of Poland had to marry the princess. They laugh that the woman did not have the beauty of Pamela Anderson, that she was ugly.

[@oskarwieczorek5236]

I recommend the Grunwald Museum in Grunwald Warsaw Uprising Museum in Warsaw Museum of the Second World War in Gdańsk

[@piotrsodel3077]

I was in this new one, it was terrible, they did a good job. But if any of you are close to Wiślica, there is also a museum, the best one I have seen so far. Films on the walls with lasers marking the bricks on the walls. I recommend it, come by, it's worth the ticket price of PLN 20.

[@Divcia86]

Blue line - in the klip they use błękitna which is a sky-blue/azure shade of blue. Niebieska (true blue) linia - blue line is a national help line (phone) for victims of domestic violence.

[@adamkalecki8449]

Obejrzyj - Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju , albo Ani Mru Mru

[@adamkalecki8449]

Do nieba nie chodzę - to piosenka Szymon Wydra i Carpe Diem , jeszcze lepsza jest - Życie jak poemat

[@elczesinho]

Yalta. Historic conference between 3 big nations - USSR, UK AMD USA and they decided about Boards for Poland

[@Aurora15]

Devil - Lucifer - Lucek (polish short name) , those guys making show as 3 person's. I love that trio😅 , Just ones Poland winning a battle with German in Grunwald, that's why U can hear that fact many times. Lech Wałęsa with a mustache, is a symbol of strike in 1980. At the moment that's it 😂 . Have a fun 😅😂

[@adriannakotleszka6585]

Witaj. Poszukaj w internecie kabaretu " Polskie ZOO". Wtedy, gdy było emitowane, to takie były warunki polityczne w Polsce. Polecam obejrzeć. 😂

[@hienasmietnikowa7795]

2:16 - NIEBIESKA LINIA (BLUE LINE in Poland) : National Emergency Service for Victims of Domestic Violence 2:30 rubin 714p - russian color TV receiver from the 1950's... for example: pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubin_(telewizor) 2:53 we cannot obtain a visa to the USA :)

[@johnhenry4736]

In Yalta after second war Russia Great Britain and US decided that the Poland will stay in USSR zone

[@sebekdrago4098]

Trudno zrozumieć jest wiele dowcipów jak nie mieszka się w Polsce Telewizor Rubin produkwany przez ZSSR w latach 80 To był pierwszy telewizor który miał stałe łącze ze Strażą Pożarną i nie trzeba było montować w Pokoju grzejnika na zimę

[@adriannakotleszka6585]

Fiodor Michajłowicz Dostojewski - rosyjski pisarz i myśliciel. Jeden z najbardziej wpływowych powieściopisarzy literatury rosyjskiej i światowej.

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

He is talking like a friend, because he's drunk

[@grzegorzd9344]

Rubin to telewizor za czasów ZSRR , niebieska linia to była infolinia dla Telekomunikacji Polskiej

[@TimeMaker8]

Błękitna linia😜

[@Cubus-zapasowy]

RUBIN is a name of old soviet TV that was very popular in Poland

[@karolku3136]

15:48 The loan for the apartments was in Swiss francs. Then the franc exchange rate changed and people had problems.

[@bonbonpony]

02:31 It was a brand of old cathode-ray-tube TVs produced in the Soviet Union, quite popular in Poland, and quite famous for catching fire when their paper capacitors dried out. 02:52 Well, long story short, despite Polish politicians butt-licking the U.S. for so long, Poland is probably the only European country which still needs visas for visiting U.S. So joking about "getting a visa" has become synonymous with something you can wait forever, kinda like the phrase "when the hell freezes over". 03:55 Yup, that's the point. Especially on a floppy disk. Although there might be a subtle joke about Polish government offices which often still use very dated hardware and software. 04:35 She was a Czech princess. And when I say "princess", I mean only the title, not the looks. He then says about Dratewka slaying her with a sulfur-stuffed sheep, which is part of a legend in which the slayed dragon has been replaced with Dobrava, the princess. She must have been very ugly ;) 06:40 The Kaczyński brothers (twins). One was a Polish president, the other was a head of the ruling party, PiS (Law & Justice, only by name though :q ). 07:58 Another Polish president, a Nobel prize laureate, one of the founders of Solidarność (Solidarity) movement. I'm surprised that you've never heard about him. 08:19 Poles are kinda like the Gauls in "Asterix & Obelix" - they want to be free and independent, so they're a pain in the arsch to authoritarian countries who want to dominate them, and always making trouble there by disobeying the rules. 08:58 Nope. He said that they've already been in hell, but even there they were unwelcome. Although this might suggest that Poles could withstand hell due to their perseverance they learned living in Poland. 09:09 Nope. "Piotrek" is just a diminutive of "Piotr" (Peter). It's like "little Pete" or "Petey". St. Peter is "Święty Piotr". 09:55 Well, it's Lucifer calling, but the God dude called him "Lucjan" to make his name sound Polish (Lucjan is a Polish name that came from the same Latin root word "lux" meaning "light"). It also suggests that God and Lucifer are bros, they know each other very well and they're in relatively good relations. 10:11 Krystyna Czubówna is known for her deep, soothing voice. That's probably what Lucian needs the most right now, considering the hangover & stuff ;) 10:33 Yup :) 12:48 My bet is on Fiodor Dostojewski, a Russian writer, the author of "Crime and Punishment". 14:01 Well, according to Hebrew mythology, he was one of the most prominent archangels of God, who was too ambitious and wanted to rule the world, because he believed that he can do that better than God. According to one legends, he was thrown away from the Heavens for mutiny and became a fallen angel. According to others, God let him prove himself by letting him rule the Earth, so that he could see for himself that it's not that easy, and that his ideas lead to hell on Earth, not the paradise that he thought he would bring. There's even a connection between the Latin name "Luciferrus" (the Light Bearer) and Prometheos from Greek mythology (which also means "the Light Bearer"), who was also kicked out of Mount Olympus (the Greek counterpart of the Heavens) for sharing the secrets of Gods with the Human kind (one of those secrets was how to make fire - the starting point of civilization and science). 15:43 There was a time when banks offered loans in CHF to Polish people, convincing them that it will be more beneficial to them due to conversion rates (which were good at that time). What they didn't tell them is that these rates are about to change, so lots of people got scammed and had to pay much more than they borrowed when the conversion rate of CHF skyrocketted. 14:43 Cocaine :J 17L:6 Yup. The little wiener In the middle of the northern coast. Technically it's "Hel" (with one "L"), not "Hell". But in speech, it sounds the same. 20:52 Well, in the original story, it was Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. But in this story, it's the Kaczyński brothers again.

[@jakubmichalak4672]

Lech Wałęsa - president od Poland between 1990 - 1995 and boss of Organization Solidarność

[@fcksystem2589]

Z wykształcenia i zawodu elektryk

[@its3milia]

Damn it, I should've given those keys back.. 🙊

[@roberttwardowski9711]

Rubin was the color Soviet TV set which was popular during communism.

[@pogrom_MC]

love your long reaction videos!

[@Boss_aka_]

Dicker, das ist die legendärste Comedy Show, die jemals abgezogen worden ist. Sie ist bis heute sehr beliebt und wirklich schade, dass du nicht alle Witze verstanden hast. Und man muss bisschen was von der Politik in Polen wissen, um viele von diesen witzen verstanden zu haben.

[@historiezesnu]

Hel, one L peninsula, Hell ,two, L, Hell, a play on words . a fragment of the song sung in the skit comes from a song : "Teraz To wiem he once sang Szymon wydra . it was a super hit

[@milenaszarwark4421]

2 twins, Lech and Jarek Kaczynski, both are politicians. Lech was the president of the poland, he died in the Smolensk catastrophe. I'll take you in yalta. This is a song I'll take you in the car. Rubin is an old TV. In Poland We call the doorhole Judas.

[@wojtekwosztyl615]

Rubin is an old TV. Hey Chris 😃

[@LordDarkon3579]

Rubin it's old tv.Poland people use it in PRL 1960-1980, more or less

[@aniabargiel2175]

Piotrek to zdrobnienie imienia Piotr

[@marcinsmierzynski9383]

Pierwszy... chyba najlepszy polski skecz.

[@xot80]

a kabaret Tey kojarzysz? no to tyle w temacie najlepszych skeczy, ten jest zwyczajnie na tyle prosty, że go zrozumiałeś

[@karolku3136]

3:58 it's not about Windows 95, but about the fact that the installer will be on a floppy disk and not a CD

[@agataostrowska6063]

Lech Wałęsa - einer der ehemaligen Presidenten, er war Elektriker. Der erste Presidenten nach der Kommunismuszeit

[@time_to_relaxsounds]

Great Reaction 😊

[@Colin_the_ghost]

dobrawa was a czech princess that married mieszko and probably because of that christianity was new official religion in poland, dratewko was shoemaker from tale of krakow's dragon in wich dragon was killed by him, and they have connected two together and made a joke abot dobrawa being like dragon

[@karolku3136]

6:38 Two twin brothers. Lech died in the Smolensk disaster.

[@Colin_the_ghost]

blue line is line to call for people that experience domestic violence

[@mmosiek2077]

Lech and Jarosław - where twins One was president (Lech) the other prime minister (Jarosław). Unfortunately Lech died and Jaroslaw still leads one of the bigger parties in Poland.

[@przemyslawfriedrich6435]

In Poland, about a million people took out a housing loan in Swiss francs because it was the cheapest on the market, and suddenly the franc jumped four times, which means that everyone who has loans has to pay off the apartment four times more than it is worth. in the skit Lucifer asks God if he was deceived too, that's why it's funny 

[@Shinobi560]

Sure bro. We also have that winter tires in Poland. Peace. 😊 P.S Fiodor is also name Pete or "Piotrek" in Poland but it his ukrainian name. I hope you understand 😊

[@kuncwocik79]

That's why the audience applauds because the one who has the Polska Masters on his back is both Saint Peter and Lucian.

[@user-rq6cb6bm7l]

niebieska linia to połączenie z niebem żartobliwie

[@rakshi85]

About Lucjan joke, so at hall one of devils we call Lucifer, a t this sketch cabaret change Lucifer majority to polish name Lucjan ( sounds similar, but diferent meanings😉)

[@joannamichalec6632]

BLUE LINE / If something isn't working out in your life, you can call God. We call it the BLUE LINE. 🤣

[@truckmania7589]

11:00 Szymon Wydra - Do nieba nie chodze :D 11:50 Sokół feat. Pono, Fred & Franek Kimono - W aucie

[@malywielkifutbol]

I know the guys from Neo Nowówka personally. A friend of mine went to the same class with Radek (God) at school. I once received a very nice T-shirt from them.

[@icefloati]

woww serio? nieźle :D

[@malywielkifutbol]

@@icefloati świat jest mały :)

[@pabloantonio6474]

Probably the most legendary polish kabaret sesion

[@TK2236]

8:52 Tell them to go to the devil/hell.... They just came back from there xD

[@marekszalacha3744]

Auf der Konferenz von Jalta wurden die Ostgebiete der Zweiten Polnischen Republik festgelegt. Stslin legte fest, dass die Grenze auf der Linie von Lord Curson verlaufen sollte.

[@karolku3136]

2:20 blue line - domestic violence hotline

[@karolku3136]

2:50 visas to countries - Poland is a US ally and still has visas, and many other countries have had their visas abolished. They're not that easy to get.

[@mrozikmisiek9031]

Krzyżacy (Polska, 1960) Bitwa pod Grunwaldem 1410 r kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3PWZZRqftRnb6s&ab_channel=ElonMusket

[@szeptucha171]

11:11 Szymon Wydra & Carpe Diem "Teraz wiem" 11:57 Sokół feat. Pono, Fred & Franek Kimono"Będę brał cię" 14:17 Video & Ania Wyszkoni "Soft" 16:44 white= drugs 17:52 Sylwia Grzeszczak & Liber "Co z nami będzie"

[@karolku3136]

20:55 Lech and Jarosław

[@mateuszrogalski2676]

11:49 it's because w have a song "Będę brał Cię w aucie" - it means "I will take you in the car" an some time ago it was a simple hit and the laugh about it, the pronunciation is similar to say "Jałta" (Yalta - when you said it you probably mean Malta) is a city they laugh about, and pronunciation and song about this. It's just funny similar word, nothing specific

[@Mrufka48911]

I've already seen this but still I love it 😂

[@matelele4876]

Lucifer - devil. In Poland we have polish name Lucjan. Joke beacause they said Lucjan,Lucek polish names for the devil.

[@alh6255]

Blue Line was the hotline of the Polish Telecommunications SA - right after the privatization of this state-owned telephone company in 2002-2003. The company was bought by a French telecom that was unable to manage it. Among other things, it was impossible to call the hotline, and when you already connected with someone from customer service, the staff couldn't help, it was completely lost and ineffective. People told each other a lot of stories about it. The case was famous because at that time landline telephony was used more or less on an equal footing with mobile telephony. A scandal broke out and many, many jokes about the Blue Line and allusions to it. The French and their hotline became a symbol of comic incompetence and disgrace. When the French president of the company was fired and the management board was taken over by Poles, everything returned to normal in 2003.

[@leteq9425]

6:40 lechu and jarek are brothers and leaders from the PIS platform, Lech died near Smolensk on April 10, 2010. Jarek is still the president of PiS. Regards :)