German Siri has a seizure

German Siri had too much bratwurst.

[@SheetMusicBoss]

The 90s: "In the future, we'll have flying cars!" The future:

[@damselpramsel]

Yo didn't expect to see you here

[@eiphos1327]

Woah 10 mins ago

[@j3rusal3m]

rush e

[@Fkacu]

Can you make music from this. Lol

[@ss_super_steve]

e

[@jonnyc212121]

This is what German sounds like when you don't speak German

[@ajrabadon]

LMAO ICH STERBE VOR LACHEN

[@Cessated]

i do not speak german and agree

[@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions]

@@Cessated it actually translates to "LMAO I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER"

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

@@ajrabadon same here

[@The_Knight_IsTheVillain]

As someone who doesn't know German, I can confirm

[@divAPEX]

As a German, i understood every second of this wonderful video. truly inspiring

[@sky87471]

Bro waiting 1 years ago ☠️

[@justacat3639]

Love how at 0:26 he just gives up and starts beatboxing to then laugh right at you

[@gabegamez1018]

Ha. Haha. Ha.

[@KaiserVonHeinrichsland]

As a german, I can confirm this is how we start a normal conversation

[@wakkowarner3716]

Kann dies nur bestätigen.

[@BenniOderSoo]

@@wakkowarner3716 Wir 🤝

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

as an epileptic, i can confirm this is exactly what seizures are like

[@vladislavmatiusenco1089]

With "tut mir leid"

[@randyrandom3358]

lol *Spitzname?*

[@blanco0379]

As a Polish cashier, this is what I hear when German tourists are trying to ask for cigarettes

[@QueenBeelzebub]

Darf ich dir meine Schmetterling zeigen?

[@Datchiiii]

@@QueenBeelzebub ok

[@soniton2seg544]

@@QueenBeelzebub what 💀

[@KAT-bt5qg]

@@QueenBeelzebub it's telling me this translates to "may I show you my butterfly?"

[@an.nnieeee]

@@QueenBeelzebub show us your butterfly please 💀 💀

[@Cooldudecrafter]

As a German, this poem was the most heartfelt thing I've ever heard

[@Gamingking13662]

Wtf?!🤬🤬

[@TAS123hahaha]

As an Austrian, This Siri is spitting out facts

[@CosmicDisturbance]

0:27 Man Siri didn’t know you can beatbox

[@toast-fb7cc]

Eminem who?

[@finishinglyst4221]

@@toast-fb7cc eminem doesnt beatbox

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

@@finishinglyst4221 ok

[@maogaming6759]

CATS BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS

[@velocity_productions_mapping]

@@maogaming6759 ok?

[@zacccccc0329]

0:27 thats some godly rapping right there

[@mile290productions3]

Yep.

[@zacccccc0329]

@@jiajammy shut up gacha

[@zacccccc0329]

@@jiajammy wow, stupid gachas these days. Your prob 9

[@zacccccc0329]

@@jiajammy every gacha i know says that and im 11

[@n0clu318]

@@jiajammy gachas cool and I'm 14 ✌️

[@star1000star]

POV: you hacked a game and you got an error

[@Blueeee068]

As a German i can confirm that this is a normal German conversation.

[@trusshitnrun]

Auf jeden Fall

[@seedless5745]

thank you for confirming, German person

[@despairedsoul]

Vvvvvvvkdjjrodosmnalpwpdjmdldlksbxnx EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@despairedsoul]

Vvvvvvvkdjjrodosmnalpwpdjmdldlksbxnx EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbdhrhhrjrjr

[@termixx.]

Don't add another like it's the perfect amount

[@RapinatorOhYeah]

Love it, Or hate it, This Guy is just straight up speaking facts

[@adarts2025]

Fax 💅🏻✨

[@thecringeinspector5636]

Man's literally spittin' them fr 💀

[@EdJonesVideos]

he's certainly spitting

[@oldaccount6555]

ŵ

[@itsguy695]

Damn straight

[@germanyinanutshell4313]

As a kid named finger and after 3 years of learning German i can confirm this makes sense

[@karmesteymusic]

Me when trying to explain any of my interests to anybody while trying to maintain what seems to be normality:

[@BirdRaiserE]

0:37 when you see a kitty and want to attract it

[@gtc239]

Thx it worked! -in making it flee from me-

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

Tried this on a cat once, turns out it was just a kid dressed as a cat. I am no longer legally allowed to be within 150 meters near a school or playground.

[@floppa_silly_clips]

HEBBRHEBRHEBEREBRHEBEB

[@lgooch]

@@frederickoftheartic2209 lol

[@frederikraeker]

@@frederickoftheartic2209 you must have really bad eyesight

[@Wade9473]

I love how he apologizes before having an episode

[@daniellukonics2246]

I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@zasuto9063]

I'm sorry, akfkfn ksodjsjfhhccbfbbfbaksjffbhxhfhàdjififj ndnfkccnzkaoaskwkwwkf.f.z n jzbxjj ,nxjsk ksjavzv,bziwofb,bzoxj jaih,wh isxsjv bs8ex , ,b,jsjaba s xjxixjfjjcj,v,v,g,g,g,g,gsnwba mxx d.x.xmdjcgjcjsjwiwojdbffhffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@lily1998]

BYE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[@spinnenlillie]

“tut mir leid” *dies*

[@AMTVE]

@@daniellukonics2246 1 / 0 = infinity Infinity = kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXm1cninrdSBZsU

[@Great_WesternTVFan]

"Is he a kind of person to contact her" I lost it 🤣🤣

[@iamationz2667]

bro finally learned how to speak malfunction

[@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss65]

you even managed to get russian and a lenny in there, what an absolute legend.

[@ArtificialDeath]

Бробжбюю

[@vibecat7101]

@@larrylobster1582 write on keyboard

[@MissingGamer]

even a polish ś

[@derfuchs3296]

Grad grad

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

Нихуя подобного

[@glltch7662]

If my german is correct, you asked for a name? This is one hell of a name, Siri.

[@ajrabadon]

Yes. Yes it is.

[@skykeeper2216]

X AE A-XII: Our battle will be legendary

[@sayussi]

accurate representation of me trying to socialize

[@user-ft3fi3gw1h]

mood

[@Saturnfavplanet]

@@user-ft3fi3gw1h fax

[@waning_focus]

It’s so funny to imagine a German man just helplessly convulsing with this😂😂

[@VDslegend]

0:07 - 0:09: When American kids try to pronounce my Asian name

[@ajrabadon]

lol im asian too and this is so fucking relatable

[@VDslegend]

@@ajrabadon lol

[@cheeso1261]

Imagine name ioane

[@caesarxx_x]

couldn’t be me 😁

[@M_4C4z]

Im asian and americans cant even pronounce my last name which is THREE letters

[@Stoneageway]

Sounds like normal German to me.

[@gurvb]

Relatable

[@nottherealc418]

Für mich nicht LOL

[@kellyliao2666]

It’s insane German for me

[@officialjet67]

Was lol

[@kitty_vanilla]

kein deutscher lacht gerade

[@DrownedInGames]

0:27 this part killed me

[@user-we9gn9ix3e]

Same

[@ouncerton]

I love how theres just a random lenny face in the midst of the chaos

[@Anx10us_bl4ck]

This is REAL music.

[@aonlyandonlytheonlythatonl4247]

Best of all time XD

[@hotdoglumpi]

Someone has to remix that!

[@pigeondriver45]

Kffffkkkkkkßßaaaaafaksdeedssdsszzzzzzsamgdgimemeass

[@darkbegin]

stop playing fnf

[@Boxguy]

Fnf fans be like:: yo this is fire🔥

[@layverclanmusic]

As a German, I can confirm that we're only talking like this.

[@FieldCatKaiju12]

Geisterhaus

[@LOLMGS]

@@FieldCatKaiju12 Poltergeist?

[@nilixstar830]

Nein, das tun wir nicht.

[@LOLMGS]

@@nilixstar830 Ich glaube du nimmst denn Scherz zu ernst wie ich.

[@billiejoearmstrong6464]

I Agree With You On It

[@coldsnowiel]

bro really turned into a FNF character

[@hanks-dances-stuff]

“Spitzname” sounds like “spits name”

[@plotsky_]

"You see a kind person and contact her" That ending brought me in tears.

[@tschnitzl_9193]

"Ich sehe keine passenden Kontakte" Roughly translates to something like "I don't see any fitting Contacts"

[@namenamename473]

@@tschnitzl_9193 lmao the translate feature on youtube has confirmed this

[@imaricyeah12]

1:01 btw

[@cr0sad3r70]

💀

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

@@tschnitzl_9193 I misheard it as "... Person in den Kontakte" which I, in my very rusty German, assumed meant "I don't see that person in your contacts"

[@stellashipley9673]

GERMAN SIRI'S VOICE IS MUSIC TO MY EARS

[@remigiusznowak7277]

Same

[@Skibidy_rizzler_]

Fr

[@remigiusznowak7277]

0:13 - 0:15 was one of my fav moments here as he said it so smoothly and i am starting to now like german more

[@_BubblGum_]

frfr

[@DrSabot-A]

It's literally the same voice used in almost every single listening test questions and learning books, i hate it

[@totallynotapatriot33]

Als jemand, der seinen Benutzernamen bei Siri so eingestellt hat, kann ich dem zustimmen.

[@josiedits]

I love how he apologizes at the start

[@kryptonite777.]

His stroke was so hard he started speaking russian

[@Katrinaisanuthead]

🌈🌈🌈

[@kryptonite777.]

@@Katrinaisanuthead are you cool now?

[@iambastianb2]

It might not be Russian, you know there are other languages that use cyrillic right?

[@DeletedAccount_xJ8zv]

Fun fact:гннффнф в том что ш Гц и ну рцш и не упор не могу г он не голые знаменитости и ц от вас й в форме внизу в у фрукты у меня нет новых ыгыплыоыпырвлыы ыщышфрфтцщ ыдышфрцтцщ и за лйзфпфпоыщф

[@MM-vs2et]

0:30 The first sentient AI laughing at human intelligence

[@gtc239]

And then suffered a series of code strokes.

[@Datchiiii]

bb ha f d

[@slugcat_number_75487]

ohnoooo did sciencephile have a seizure?

[@laymalopez8074]

@@Datchiiii d d d Eshiehaowhsvowhqxobwqjodvqoqk en leha iejqhdoehqbwidhwvspwvdhodhw whdojqbehdiqnhwifoejwveufjowwjvdodkwvdojwvdijwceidhwcwue Fffffff khh aa Hsksb gonekaylacaylac euwhwodj

[@ZachsToysandFamily]

The text is h,hh,h,bbbhhf,d,d,d

[@katiehonigford8016]

I love that it just starts with “sorry”

[@unkn0wnus3rs]

Damn German siri, you missed the chance to throw in a classic “Schni schna schnappi, schnappi schnappi schnappi Schni schna schnappi, schnappi schappi schnapp”

[@dylantaff9978]

Mattpatt explaining a FNAF theory be like:

[@chickenlittle621]

Lol-

[@BeardenFam]

Haha yes

[@mstrmren]

d d d

[@x_lmao_abby_x5812]

Thsi killed me-

[@x_lmao_abby_x5812]

Not me watching matpat rn

[@iotoj]

funny how it says "sorry" before rapping the best bars known to man

[@Sydneymotor2]

0:27 that was a nice beatbox lmao

[@filipsichrovsky]

Translation for non German speakers: "Tomorrow will be sunny with 25°C"

[@YurieSnowie]

as someone who doesn't understand German, this is what'd i hear everytime when a German talks lmao

[@ashhunter9958]

0:05 he literally crashes

[@blagoevski336]

What going through stage 7 epileptic seizure feels like

[@Norinoriyum]

I can confirm that germans do greet us with a Shubsydubsuhsujwijsujsuhsubsujaubusbuabyabyvaybanajnanaknakmainainuanyabuabyabuabuanaimqikqiqjiwhyehuheujrikdlsplsplsokisjushusbubdubxubsubsunsijsunsybsyhsubuebubunfufujcicnindunujcyjuhfuhfujufjjudnnffucucindinicuhcufjinfkcninfidnindudbubsunainwokaonainainainainainainisnsibusnsinusbisbusbuebusbusbusbsubsunsubsundunrurbuebudnudnisninsinsusnisnisnisninidnudnudbjdburbuhe

[@-cosmiclown-]

as someone who listens to a lot of music in german this is all i hear

[@golfinger7530]

Don't ask wh y i saw ur comment 👁👄👁

[@ajrabadon]

Scheiße, warum wird das immer noch populär? Lol

[@Wolksvagen1998]

Weils arabisch klingt lol :D

[@sovietcat5788]

@Mr. Cool you got populär or scheiße one of those things

[@janvertonghen14]

onfjestanhcht?

[@Plasma_Miles]

sehr bruh deutsch siri a hat was gespammt?

[@eddie2official]

lol

[@Irishfatboy]

0:27 that beatbox hit hard

[@MyoticTesseract]

i accidentally scrolled to a random point of the video but i couldn’t tell

[@dragonmasteraltais]

You're laughing. German Siri is having a stroke and you're laughing...

[@paranoidasteroid3439]

0:30 is how germans react to a joke

[@arserse]

Fnf fans be like: yo this is fire!

[@fisr3]

Dammit i was about to say that

[@qk7x]

0:27

[@crab-yt2wy]

It is

[@AltKaxREAL]

@@qk7x Bee bee b ha, ha F

[@cheesy_boya]

@@AltKaxREAL Damn true

[@Yabitom]

This is definitely me when I repeatedly flick my lips up and down while making noise

[@MaidenlessDude]

0:27 "Eminem has been very quiet since this dropped"

[@derek_mr272]

“Shh, be quiet. Siri is explaining the entire lore of Fnaf but in German!”

[@giantpinkcat]

Rap fans: I swear the lyrics to this song is so deep and meaningful. The lyrics:

[@SonicMaster519]

“I’m sorry.” *freaking dies*

[@itsyeduk]

As someone who is not german and does not speak it, this is what german sounds like

[@dr4g0ngir12]

0:35 GOT ME WHEEZING

[@darthzayexeet3653]

As a German I must say…………… *This is exactly how we talk*

[@intouchkhaoviset9155]

Ganz genau

[@TotallyCreativeNameBtw]

Kann ich nur zustimmen

[@Okay_0656]

Yea we kinda speak like this like wtf

[@mgss-qu9gf]

🧢

[@mgss-qu9gf]

Srsly you’re not funny

[@gertrud8274]

that was just an apology beatbox

[@HarrisonBorbarrison]

This is what beatboxing sounds like

[@clauseluger3932]

Scatman: Now have faith in technology.

[@ryanluker7223]

0:45 I can’t stop replaying this part! It’s too funny! Looooooool! 🤣 Update: WOW! I didn’t know this comment was popular! This was a major achievement for me!

[@dydysh99]

Nope, starting from 0:42 is better lol

[@firkinflamer8604]

@@dydysh99 I disagree 😌

[@laymalopez8074]

ffffffff gomelekakuylak krrrr jts kkk rrr go ke like floof foof cds se des. el ef ef efe 2x gee gee halkdalike hadlik hats tee tee ralph æ

[@dydysh99]

@@firkinflamer8604 up to you, I understand:)

[@imstilllandon2922]

@@dydysh99 I aggree

[@ArtificiallyIdiotic]

The random Lenny face at the end is killing me, imagine this being AI flirting

[@Saturnfavplanet]

that dude just started recitating the fnaf lore

[@Hawkinspowerandlight]

As a German I understood every word

[@ivanyilac7846]

i like the lenny face in there

[@OopsieDaisy625]

BRUH THE LENNY FACE 💀💀😭😭😭

[@Arufi000]

transcript (i think?) becuz why not 0:01 starts to read the name/note (idk) 0:02 exhaling the f then random vocals 0:05 ''ggggggggggggggg'' 0:06 becomes a microwave 0:07 mind stops working for a second 0:08 then pronouncing the 'y' 0:09 mind stops working again 0:10 starts to have a random vocal stroke 0:12 next sentence then another stroke ... 0:20 becomes a zap sound effect but softer as heck 0:23 ''gmf? gmfsssffssf'' ... 0:30 ''ha, haha, ha, bee-bee-bee haha ef, dee, dee, dee'' 0:35 a normal stroke then random vocal stroke 0:39 same as previous timestamp 0:44 ''frfrfrfrfr...'' then stroke 0:48 'fofufahflflflflfl...'' 0:51 starts to spell random letters ... 0:56 rofl 0:57 ''flfglglbluhmmmmmmmlllddddehuhduhduhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'' 1:01 ''got god?'' 1:02 ''Ich sehe keine passenden kontakte'' (i dont see any suitable contacts) 1:04 stops reading

[@landlord010]

ASMR be like-

[@martycutekirby7538]

I can agree that @re0nii

[@qk7x]

Bodies in my basement be like

[@DreamyyArt]

69th like

[@landlord010]

@@DreamyyArt n i c e

[@FieldCatKaiju12]

@@DreamyyArt ruined it

[@FM1908Y]

For those that don't speak german, he's basically saying At first He's mad that his car isn't starting, but then realizes he doesn't even have a car nor does he know how to drive one and that how can he be speaking german when he lives in Baku, Azerbaijan and has never been to Germany before.

[@bloonsfamily2066]

wtf

[@Dark_Flame_Master]

And here the real translation: I‘m sorry, (then some very long name or sth that was just randomly created by typing random letters), I can‘t find any matching contacts (in the contacts list of the phone I think).

[@DeletedAccount_xJ8zv]

Wait what

[@bloonsfamily2066]

@@DeletedAccount_xJ8zv random shiff

[@shootingsmilla1239]

@@DeletedAccount_xJ8zv random shit my child

[@SI-IVII]

praise the 43 chars!

[@intergalactic_25]

Bro beatboxed too hard

[@LightBoltDash]

I love how cyrillic letters managed to get involved in there lmao

[@PhantomXYdagoat]

And lenny face

[@eclipseaus]

S T R A I G H T B A R S M Y G U Y

[@mere_serendipity8275]

- apologises - proceeds to have a stroke Oh, Siri, what a polite gentleman

[@jademonass2954]

the "kpck" sound sounds so natural what

[@tritan1310]

I took German for 4 years and this is what it sounded like the entire time (Lowkey though wish I could've actually learned something)

[@kikiscosmos4781]

Living in germany, taking german classes, this sounds like when anyone is talking.

[@robloxboy7720]

When you try to talk on the presentation

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

This is what germans sounded like 100 years ago

[@migusta5745]

When Siri said "wufJbahjFFFlaooah" I legit broke down crying. Such an underrated masterpiece

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

when is that?

[@gruntonium1669]

bruh siri be casting some ancient black magic spell 💀💀💀

[@EyeBlox]

I read it: "German Girl has a seizure"

[@thegoldenlight7372]

Bro started beatboxing

[@Waskapmutni]

Me just waiting for "I'm the scatman"

[@Yessir1506]

Did you ever noticed he put some Cyrillic there

[@Pikachu-sc1yc]

Yes The russian D

[@Orzeczenie.]

བྱ བ སྒྲུབ ཤེས དགོས

[@awhxaria7392]

@@Orzeczenie. what language is that

[@Orzeczenie.]

@@awhxaria7392 ཆེག

[@SomeGuy5555]

@@Orzeczenie. what hell is this language??????

[@thelovewizard8954]

At least he apologized first

[@cckiller4378]

As someone who's a native german I have to agree with Siri, people should really stop saying that German is a difficult language

[@starnorthstarnorth]

0:29 when your friend makes one serious knee-slapper of a joke

[@LunizIsGlacey]

,h,hh,h,bbbhhf,d,d,d,

[@daniellukonics2246]

Ok i'm done 😂😂😂😂

[@qae_]

ha aha ha bbha ah ef d d d الجحيم الذي نعرفه ممتلئ وأرواحهم المحاصرة هناك قادمة إلى هنا

[@ethanconder4891]

all this makes me think of is the dialogue in splatoon

[@siiyar.]

exactly

[@thearuxa]

I love the confused “ha? Haha?”

[@zythxa]

We’re learning the alphabet but the teacher has a seizure every second

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

The weirdest part is that I can actually follow along.

[@quinntheaxolotl9818]

i tried 😂

[@A3therk1n]

and then there's me who can't understand a single word of german, hearing *gibberish*

[@Fluxuation]

I like how there’s just a lenny in there for no reason

[@jotarokujopart645]

He is speaking the language of the Gods

[@blockbusterhero2989]

When a character introduces themselves in a Japanese anime

[@vaqloli]

0:13 siri says: the f@ek

[@404TVfr]

child

[@vaqloli]

@@404TVfr how?

[@404TVfr]

@@vaqloli hown't.