Get your dad. We need to kiss him. | Power Wash Simulator PART 2

[@_NoDrinkTheBleach]

Markiplier on Power Wash Simulator: I want to have deep, engaging conversations with content creators. Dan and Arin on Power Wash Simulator: I want to kiss your dad.

[@mediocreandworse59]

Dad kissing can be equally deep and engaging

[@foxxy-3748]

To find the truth, because I’m a truth seeker.

[@FundipDraws]

Came here to say this too 🤣🤣

[@rollsgaming3035]

Honestly it would be pretty sweet to see the three of them playing this game 😅🤣

[@_NoDrinkTheBleach]

@@rollsgaming3035 For sure.

[@TheJege12]

The "every advanced species will eventually make the spicy gordita crunch" is my new favorite conspiracy theory

[@soulandfresh]

Gorditazation is the formal term for it.

[@TheJege12]

@@soulandfresh ah yes that sounds about right

[@KaladinVegapunk]

It's got to be added to Drake's equation hahaha, to determine the likelihood of intelligent life, and we'll solve the Fermi paradox with cheesy goodness

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Its not really as much a conspiracy theory as much as optimism for the hope of humanity. The hope to try a cheesy gordita crunch on another planet

[@alberach]

*Cheesy Gordita Crunch*

[@highvoltage988]

I love how even after doing the "Billy, what's your favorite episode of Game Grumps?" bit, acknowledging that they're overdoing a joke, they still went right back into the "kiss your dad" bit.

[@Angofurious]

Bit?!?

[@ronanknutson4507]

My favorite episode is when the game grumps talked about kissing your dad for a loooooooong time

[@trumpetwizard7250]

It's shid and fard all over again and I love it

[@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477]

@@Angofurious I'm with you, what bit?

[@mrsejanoz523]

*in Barack Obama's voice* "They sure do know how to milk a joke dry, don't they?"

[@BlueMageBrilly]

"I was going to say someone should make a game out of this..." 19:45 ... They did. In fact, YOU did. Dream Daddy exists, Dan. The company you work for is the producer. It's literally all about dating dads. Also nooks and crannies are slightly different. Both are small in how much area they take up, but "Nooks" are small corners or areas; like a tiny "nook" by a fireplace that doesn't have much else going for it. "Crannies" are, other than being a name cranky nannies, just narrow passages and openings. Like a little opening behind a dresser and the wall. So they're similar, but different. Sort of like your dad.

[@Agent719]

Undervoted comment.

[@cez_is_typing]

dream daddy is slightly different tho cus its an adult dating someone who happens to be a dad, they're talking about dating your friends dad specifically

[@ZenSolipsist]

Could you imagine hiring a crew to powerwash the park and walk in on them spraying each other after one wrote “Dan loves pee” 😂

[@Jasper_Silva]

And they keep talking about kissing your dad behind your back.

[@IronWolfArts]

I’d give them a raise 😂

[@Tomfoolery426]

I'd work with them

[@mitchrice943]

I’d kiss their dad.

[@Jack_Woods]

-Who's Dan? haha Me - .... **locks bladder**

[@neamt9200]

If anyone else who’s played this is any indication, this game seems to bring out everyone’s deepest thoughts. And these lads just really wanna kiss some dads

[@erikagerdes8759]

I guess that’s why dream daddy exists

[@thecinemagician]

Arin casually walking past "bite my ass" really made the vid.

[@crazyworldcreativepassions7754]

They should make it a shirt 😂😂😂

[@flashmozzg]

timestamp?

[@AvenRacca2008]

@@flashmozzg 0:29

[@RemyJustice97]

@@AvenRacca2008 You can tell Dan wrote that by the angle of the text, too

[@emilydefrances5981]

This is amazing because my dad loves you guys. He’s in his 60s and calls you “the Dan and Arin show” Anyway he’s single and I would be honored to have Arin for a step mom

[@nathanialbelliveau9389]

👏😂

[@BlueFlames094]

This is the best comment 😂

[@SketchUT]

Suzy: this is my husband Arin and this is his husband your dad

[@ethereality1565]

“the dan and arin show” is the cutest thing ever

[@queerpossum6484]

This made me audible laugh and that's rare take this as a compliment :D

[@D3ADM0N5T3RC4T]

You know when they make a bunch of messages in the dirt off camera, they are genuinely having a good time

[@MasterPlan1P]

"Where thats Dad of yours?" got me, like you are trying to hide him.

[@danielwoods5601]

I imagine Arin getting in your face like Gandalf, "Is he secret? Is he safe?"

[@Jack_Woods]

Where are you hiding him!? you can't be born without one!

[@BrazenRain]

Danny and Arnold are in town, hide your dads!

[@Molue_]

"I gotta have that _big _*_dad_* of yours!"

[@Bloody_Corpses]

I hide him because he's embarrassing as hell. He was trying to smoke a cigarette at Canada's wonderland even though it was against the rules he was almost kicked out and he was high on weed and pills (I think he was also drunk) I hate him so much

[@jackdog06]

I like how if you watch game grumps as a podcast this series is basically just regular conversation with HEAVY static.

[@ascellaplays]

it makes amazing white noise. then you get to laugh in your dream when youre fighting for the life of the world and all the sudden you just hear "Where's your dad? I wanna kiss em."

[@synnbree8227]

Mark and Jack: *having deep conversation about being content creators* Dan and Arin: "how about letting me kiss your dad"

[@armyofpoo9297]

Watching two grown men talking about kissing dads while cleaning a playground. Exactly how I pictured my day.

[@SylvEdu]

6:50 Arin: "You're a much better kisser than your mom, I'll tell you that." Dan: "Ew! You kissed my mom?" Arin: "No! I just know she's not a very good kisser." Dan: "Yeah! Your dad told me... while I was kissing him..." This is comedy gold.

[@RWNetworkEX]

Darren and Arnold: *Two married men* Also Douglas and Armin: “Where’s your dad? Can we kiss him? We wanna kiss him.”

[@animekitty6460]

Obama? Is that you?

[@Jack_Woods]

Aaron and Daren los pollos hermanos

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I forgot Dan got married and now I’m going through the exact same reaction of “holy fuck, he did it!”

[@DESiSAUR]

DOUGLAS AND ARMIN😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nico-mu7lm]

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs what Dan got married?!

[@BlueFlames094]

“I’ve noticed the correlation between the people who call themselves truth seekers and people who are dicks” fucking sent me due to how accurate it was.

[@kazookid8209]

This shit more satisfying than real powerwashing cause it come with the added addition of goofy men

[@supersaiyandoyle1]

Real power-washing involves lots of standing, holding your arms in uncomfortable positions, and having your hands go numb from holding a vibrating nozzle from the massive water pressure for hours.

[@wasbear]

@@supersaiyandoyle1 gotta get some goofy men in there to make it all better

[@josh-oo]

​@@supersaiyandoyle1 So it's like pissing, but it lasts for hours.

[@Sportsgrump]

10 minute power washing power hour confirmed?

[@wpgspecb]

@@supersaiyandoyle1 As a steamcleaner I can confirm.

[@acolt622]

When looking for the truth, the Game Grumps leave no dad unkissed

[@EpsilonLeonus]

"What's your favorite episode of Game Grumps, Billy?" "I like the one where Arin and Dan talk about kissing dads for a loooooooooong time" I do though. This shit is killing me 🤣

[@gargoyles9999]

Spider-Kiss?

[@shovel2828]

I think you mean truth seeking.

[@papulaine]

are you bob or billy? billy-bob? this will haunt me forever /j

[@ibbyplayz9076]

@@papulaine He's a Special Agent. Bob is obviously a code name

[@papulaine]

@@ibbyplayz9076 how did i not think of that

[@thevoid6596]

I, like many others, use game grumps videos to try and sleep. When the first "I'll kiss anyone! You, your dad. Your dad" joke was told I tried not to laugh, but I am now forcibly shaking trying not to laugh out loud because everyone else is asleep. I may not be sleepy, but I am having a good time. Good decision on my part

[@willypthree922]

Real

[@downloadableconnor]

Lightly hearing Ali laugh hysterically in the background is as satisfying as the power washing.

[@Granolie]

we love our queen

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

I was laughing so much that I didn’t hear it!

[@josephschultz3301]

It's great imagining her getting ready for work, thinking to herself something along the lines of, _"Okay, so wtf are they going to talk about today and am I ready for it?"_ xD

[@stevensmith1129]

I vote Allie to co-op the next Power Wash Simulator

[@josephschultz3301]

@@stevensmith1129 I am absolutely down with that idea.

[@Starman_Dx]

This is almost as satisfying as kissing your dad. Where is your dad? How's them lips?

[@rileymachelle4088]

Hey how's your dad btw? I heard he had an accident, maybe I could make it feel better with a kiiiiiss?

[@davethe1manrave]

hearing allie die of laughter in the background is always great

[@VegetaHitsGirls]

I heard her too, that shit makes my day.

[@spurgeoncj42]

time?

[@VegetaHitsGirls]

@@spurgeoncj42 7:40 in the video where Dan talks about tracking movements.

[@TheNzFox]

was about to comment the same, its the fact you can tell shes trying to stay quite but is struggling

[@spurgeoncj42]

@@TheNzFox she's so quitely losing her shit ahaha

[@KarpetBurn]

I love how it goes from Arin's beautiful 60fps gameplay using the green head for optimal cleaning, and then it switches to Dan's awful 30fps gameplay where he's using the yellow head and really struggling to aim his washer

[@-Cupcake]

The whole "kiss you or your dad" bit was fantastic xD

[@lucasrickard1]

Bit?!?

[@papahusky1263]

do you mean the entire video? lmao

[@jackbubblegum]

My dad walked in and I was like “um, uh, well…”

[@BenevolentImp]

@@lucasrickard1 Yeah, they're just truth seekers!

[@Velacroix]

You're missing the point, they're not trying to kiss your dad; they're truth seekers. They'll do what it takes to find the truth.

[@mikeyvee2451]

7:39 hearing ally in the background laughing her ass off was so neat for some reason

[@DecafInvidia]

Ah yes My Grump my not so Grump and me's classic outro: "Kiss your dad square on the lips."

[@hatethegam384]

Fellow MBMBAM fan?

[@Hbr_ed]

@@hatethegam384Yessssss I thought of that tooooo

[@donnajeaners]

“Ah, time to wind down after work and watch some Game Grumps” Listens to two men saying they want to kiss my dad for 37 minutes

[@Bli757]

I love lazy Sundays with a big hot cup of game grumps

[@Gyrhoe]

Yep, these are definitly the guys that made Dream Daddy a thing. There's no mistaking it XD

[@portagenial]

You know the bit is really dumb and funny when you hear Allie laughing from the other room

[@hatethegam384]

I've never liked a person so much based solely on the sound of their laughter.

[@wesleypatterson2284]

"Professional powerwashing trying to subtly hit on your dad" is my new favorite GG bit, thanks Danny and Arnold!

[@zubizuva]

His name is Darren.

[@littlekreeper8918]

"subtly"?

[@TheRealComradeOtis]

I'd pay so much money for an album of Dan singing jingles with a short clip of his opinions afterwards. Also, that whole bit just made think of "Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

[@jcatsjcats6896]

I remember it as "Stanley Steemer makes your home cleaner!"

[@averynelson1186]

"Alien stuff is always fun. It never has like some deep-rooted hatred." ... who's gonna tell him?

[@cr1197]

I just posted about this before seeing your comment. We should get our dads together after all this truth seeking.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Hahaha well ancient aliens crap was started by the nazis and is usually tied to ethnocentric racism that brown people couldn't build amazing civilizations themselves haha, they're almost as bigoted and nutty as flat earthers But generic alien stuff is usually pretty hippie dippy

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I feel like what you are talking about represents a very particular minority of a very particular conspiracy theory. Like literally everything can just add racism, doesnt mean that as a whole its a bad thing. Theres NeoNazi rap, like how does that even make sense

[@cr1197]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 You could argue the innocuousness of modern alien conspiracies, sure, but the key phrase is "deep-rooted hatred". And funny you should mention the Nazis... their occult division (surpringly large and responsible for a number of other conspiracy theories as well) birthed the modern wave of ancient alien theories, since they obviously couldn't accept that purportedly genetically inferior peoples could create monumental structures & powerful civilizations. Pyramids, dirt mounds, even as simple as having an advanced society in antiquity. "Our chosen superior race were still in mud huts when (insert whatever ancient alien theory you want here)! They couldn't have done that on their own!" Their way of discrediting the accomplishments of those they considered inferior.

[@cr1197]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Looks like KZbin's censorship took issue with something from my other comment, so it'll keep this one brief so as not to offend the Almighty Algorithm: many-to-most ancient alien theories were started by the Nazis.

[@chriswilson198]

My favorite conspiracy theory is fire is alive. It’s the only one where I can see where they were coming from. It takes like 8 things for something to be considered alive and fire sort of ticks off like 6. It’s fun to look into.

[@cr1197]

It's a good one for its ability to point out the flaws in our definition of life and encourage revisions. It's not like it's a subject we know a ton about.

[@chriswilson198]

@@cr1197 I like it because it’s the only one I’ve ever seen where I can see where they were coming from. I don’t believe it but I can look at it and go “ok yea that actually has a logical train of thought”

[@Badbirdie]

Something about hearing Ally laughing in the background brings a lot more life into these episodes

[@kalebhidalgo8776]

Markiplier: Heres my deep thoughts on society Arin: Heres why I wanna kiss your dad

[@marconardozi]

This might sound weird but Arins voice always cures my constipation like every time I hear his voice I feel the need to explode the toilet

[@Raviolee124]

I feel like arin would be happy to know this, somehow

[@oddcrafter1270]

Honestly, that makes perfect sense.

[@kingsizedmattress]

this might be the funniest gg comment ive ever read holy shit

[@CosmiKazie]

it’s his area of effect

[@PotatoSalad9900]

Even two years later, I came here to laugh at the dad jokes and now I'm about to shit myself

[@Stephnooob]

I am absolutely CRYING at this dad kissing joke and Allie laughing in the background

[@-RattleSnake-]

Oh my god. I can't explain how much I needed this dad humor. My dad passed away two weeks ago, but man I can HEAR him laughing at this. Thank you

[@zoopzoop4525]

Sorry to hear this. Hope you are well.

[@tennohack6704]

Arin is so handsome, I'll bet his dad would love to get kissed And by golly, I think I'm just the man for the job 😎

[@burnin8able]

I genuinely love how you can just see how different Arin and Dan's personalities are just through how they play this game. arin just barely keeping a lid on getting impatient is just so funny

[@Jasper_Silva]

Jokes on you Timmy, the episodes where they talk about kissing dads ARE my favorite.

[@TastyTrevor]

Im starting to have a sneaky suspicion that Arin and Dan wanna kiss my dad

[@fallonhughes1742]

Hide your dad. 😳 The lovebirbs are out.

[@JorgeEPerez978]

Phew. I thought they wanted to kiss my dad.

[@randomguy3080]

No they just seek the truth

[@GooTheMighty]

One of the books in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had a gag in it that every alien culture, regardless of anatomical structure or language, had a drink called a Gin & Tonic. The actual chemical composition of the every drink was inevitably different, but you could walk into a bar on any planet in the universe, say “Gin & Tonic” in English, and be served a drink. 🥃

[@oknilem666]

The fact there's so few moving objects in the game I think it would be hilarious if the creators snuck in the most epic jump scare out of nowhere randomly

[@NeonBrocolli]

theres like a bell curve on how far the grumps take a joke, like its hilarious at the beginning it dips to "omg pls stop", then it gets so much funnier after idk maybe im losing my mind too.

[@batking4342]

That's EXACTLY what happened. Hilarious, "okay, this is kind of old", OH HIT EM WITH THE DAD KISSING *slaps knee* ...wait where's the dad kissing joke? No more dad kissing?

[@seraphimu2312]

My dad was a professional cleaner for 10 years, so he power washed for a living. I wish he was still with us so I could share this link with him. With his sense of humor he would have LOVED it. Thank you GG - now every time I watch this it will make me think of him and his silliness

[@chimeranix]

I repeat my constant, everlasting petition for somebody to make a "My Dad" compilation

[@deerlydeparted56]

perfect episode of game grumps. incredibly fun game to watch, long involved bit that stays funny even over 30 minutes, both grumps playing at the same time... heard these guys kissed my dad, though so 9/10

[@adhambarbour]

Man this Dad kissing bit is exactly why I'm here and subscribed.🤣

[@benecock]

I come back to watch the power wash simulator videos v v often. There is something very comforting about the notion of game grumps kissing my dad.

[@lovelycrimeboy8368]

I'm already seeing the animated dialog videos that will come from the "Where's your dad up to?" moment. My brain immediately goes to most Fire Emblem characters.

[@NealPizziniAnimations]

Not sure about Fire Emblem, but I did animate the bit as Detective Noir style

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Ahhh power wash simulator, bringing out the best of people, continuing the Billy Saga for the Grumps, Mark just talking in his sooth voice to fans, no one can hate power wash simulator, it sucks you in and reveals your truths... wait a minute.

[@derpcade]

Just like your dad!

[@elizas7692]

There needs to be a “kiss your dad emporium” remix based on their audio

[@metalgamer31]

"Dad Emporium" "Someone made a kiss just for me Dad Emporium Dad Emporium Someone has the highest kiss ability Dad Emporium Dad Emporium"

[@deyedrah]

I have good news for you

[@elizas7692]

@@deyedrah this might be my favorite update that ive had from a KZbin comment i forgot i made.

[@goonglab]

I kept falling asleep to this episode and waking up to "im gonna kiss your dad" on a multitude of occasions

[@heatherjanisse5652]

I can already see this "what's your dad doing" bit becoming an animated

[@NealPizziniAnimations]

Me too! Got tired of waiting, so I did it myself

[@neniv]

I hope you guys keep playing this, it gets you talking and basically makes free content.

[@Candy26262]

I could easily watch a 100 episode series on power wash simulator

[@SqueakRecords]

telling your friends dad that "you made my friend" is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@ThisIsNotMyUsername]

It's thanks to these more chill games that I realize that even power washing in a video game can be fun if you're hanging out with your best buddy

[@bearded_trumpet_boy2321]

Allie's hysterical laughter being softly heard in the background almost makes me laugh more than their jokes😂

[@ImNotJoshBoltz]

🎶Gonna kiss that truth right out of your dad.🎶

[@jcatsjcats6896]

I heard this to the tune of "Gonna wash that man right outta my hair"

[@ImNotJoshBoltz]

@@jcatsjcats6896 indeed it is my friend.

[@issacneil2282]

Ally's laughter in the background is better than any canned laughter from any sitcom it makes me laugh even harder every time.

[@derekhughes347]

I mean that “truth seeker” thing can go both ways, much like Arin and Dan apparently

[@aftonpeterson]

My kid is now walking around singing "food emporium food emporium" and she wasn't even watching this episode with me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dorkbot5000]

It's always fun when you can tell an episode has stuff that'll be in a compilation within a week

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

This is surprisingly exactly like actual powerwashing. At first its really satisfying, then its boring, then you kinda space out and think about kissing your friend's dad

[@NealPizziniAnimations]

I just animated the Truth Seeker/Kiss your Dad bit

[@ParadisePummeler]

When I started the video and heard the intro as I read the title, I spoke aloud automatically "Hey I'm Grump! And I'm not your dad!" by complete accident and had to rethink everything in that moment.

[@Foreststrike]

Mark: Doesn't know about the rotate function. Game Grumps: Knows about the rotate function but doesn't use it.

[@Hcrlnd]

Oh boy, the animators are gonna have fun with this one 😆

[@NealPizziniAnimations]

I did indeed! Just finished it actually

[@Greeninja]

I love that this episode is just 2 completely different overlapping conversations: Conspiracy theories and kissing dads

[@TheVoicedFlame]

these are my favorite episodes. they make a joke at the beginning of the episode and it strikes them so good they keep making the joke the whole episode

[@LivvyBooks]

No idea why but the Food Emporium bit got me. Giggling my ass off at them singing the jingle and then pretending to be violently ill.

[@gamerchick8726]

I have never hated a sound more than Arins burp at 30:15. I am listening with headphones (like I always do) and it just gets into your ear. I hate it. It literally gave me shivers for some reason.

[@Emmerz127]

Congratulations! I'm in a nonverbal episode and you managed to make me laugh out loud despite that!

[@lowlyspy]

Ah man, coming back to this a year later proves this was an instant classic.

[@spacesquid95force25]

I hope all of you viewers have great kissable Dad day

[@sheenheebs4528]

you guys singing food emporium made me go back and look up my childhood jingle- education connection. still a banger.

[@SquidyEsteTare]

I was literally talking with some friends about the "birds are drones" conspiracy 10 minutes before watching the video, and they're talking about the same thing. THE GRUMPS ARE INSIDE MY WALLS!

[@DPMusicStudio]

I don't know how this didn't make some of the "Best of 2022" Compilations that I saw. This is outrageously funny. This could be in a "Best of All Time" Compilation.

[@slimeboyshane]

the anthology of kissing your dad is perhaps my favorite story arch

[@evernever2121]

I LOVE the faint laughter in the background when one of the crew members feels particularly tickled by their antics 😂

[@AlolanArcanine]

Allie’s quiet laughs in the background are so funny 🤣

[@Renegadebane]

A nook is a small regularly shaped space intended to hold objects out of sight, like an open space under a desk that can't be seen from the front. Crannies are small irregularly shaped spaces in between objects that can't hold anything, like the tiny gap between a bookshelf and wall caused by the skirting board.

[@FflawedMetalhead]

I like how they're both aware that they have to clean all the sides of any particular piece, but spend like 15 seconds spraying one or two sides, then go start another piece without finishing any side, and wonder why it's taking so long to clean.

[@lonewanderer6172]

Hearing Dan sing out of the blue it's always a joy to the heart

[@Jack_Woods]

I love these jokes that slowly develop their own comedic character and expand on what their life is like and the things they do to achieve what they want, in this case, -kissing your dad- seeking the truth

[@EpicBassSoIo]

honestly it's amazing to see Arin stay so focused on a task for this long

[@_its_a_froge_1795]

I like that they keep coming back to 'to seek the truth!' to justify continuously thirsting for dad

[@LycanLink]

The Grumps are the only people in the universe that can make this playthrough entertaining - holy crud. I love this banter.

[@jessiii6609]

As someone with an Electra complex, I’d have to say I’m really loving the power washing in this episode.

[@sim310]

A what 😨

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

@@sim310 Shhh, don't worry about it 🤫☮

[@voidbreather7405]

r/holup

[@Mr.Meowgical]

you need to be power washed

[@PokeDragoKnite]

nice

[@deyedrah]

This might be my all-time favorite Game Grumps episode

[@3LameGuys]

I wish someone would have warned me before I let me dad listen to this…now he’s getting Grump kisses 😭

[@greywhite2903]

Sapphires are part of a group of minerals called corundum, which also includes Rubys, if corundum is any color thats not red(blue,green,yellow,purple, even clear) are considered sapphire, but if they are red, its a ruby.

[@meguwu4975]

7:40 You can hear Allie giggling in the background, it's so cute n funny

[@thedogmancaper]

Dream Daddy 2 involves opening a powerwash company in Boca

[@AtticusJackson]

Rotating the nozzle is literally the first tutorial message of the game

[@supershasha]

The “kissing your dad” bit has the same energy as “I fired, then I missed” energy 😂