Gettin' Freaky at Foot Locker ft. Kam Patterson (Kill Tony) | Ep. 279

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The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor.
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[@Ex-pe1wx]

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[@erikphillip2013]

The Kam episode on This Past Weekend will be so worth the wait

[@SMpoon]

Best guest yet tbh

[@GurthBrooks619]

Yeah the three of them are great 😂.

[@jemiiam]

I wouldn't say overall but best guess that they've had in a while

[@Jesus-dz7fh]

Far from it

[@Toinfinityandwaffles]

Lisa Ann and Yung Gravy was the best. A crazy amount of pop culture in one room. Lisa also had some crazy stories.

[@UHOH860]

Kam climbing the charts man that's awesome to see him on the pod runs💯🔥

[@andrewogunmokun9309]

Please bring Kam back! He’s so funny!

[@brandoncraig2461]

16:50 it's Oobleck!!

[@Morgnon]

Or non-Newtonian Fluid :)

[@TheBestNoobInTh]

@@Morgnonur a nerd no one thinks ur kool

[@Morgnon]

@@TheBestNoobInTh ...Truth hurts...but at least im moderately good a video games :)

[@timforbes6523]

ITS OBLONG

[@kaciwittig9212]

😂i think he’s thinking of oobleck in the waterbed, u guys are the best

[@turntpj]

Lmao just went to comment this 😂

[@zanti551]

wow kam is so naturally charasmatic and hilariousss. LOVE THIS EPISODE AND THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN EVERYONE!!!

[@benavila5996]

“I didn’t know I lost until I found out yall won” hit different

[@bengafa3114]

Unreal guest and ep. Kams so good at being conversationally funny

[@Swolesauce999]

Kam is so naturally funny he makes it easy

[@dombobomb5420]

Ive only seen this dudes clips but he's hilarious, stoked for this ep

[@gabrielleknowles7882]

Cam being on the pod is incredible! I saw you perform in Reading, PA a few weeks ago, and you were amazing!!

[@ezelldaniels6064]

I never clicked so damn fast 😂😂 lol L.F.G!!

[@lincolnward8709]

Kam talkin bout oobleck at 17 min 😂

[@swayzeslim]

Best guest in a while! 😂😂

[@rickymontes5510]

Been kinda dry huh

[@noahpierce8155]

Kams talking about newtonian liquid. Thats a smart dude pulling out physics for a waterbed 😅😂

[@Jessicalovesbeauty3]

Great conversation from Kam! Awesome pod!

[@sammidepalma3539]

Ive never heard of this kam guy before but so far i like his energy & vibe imma go check his comedy after this

[@breadfan1071]

He is on "kill Tony" on youtube every monday.

[@Ramiiel]

"I didn't know I lost until I found out y'all won" 😭🤣

[@OliverThomas-ln9br]

16:19 oobleck! That’s what it’s called. I agree though that would be a fire water bed filling

[@trippyyoke]

I hope kam keeps it up. If he just keeps going he might be the funniest dude on the planet 10 years from now.

[@dylanbuford9891]

Never in my life did I expect cam Patterson to talk about non-newtonian fluid

[@charleswilk6786]

HELL YA 3 GOATS

[@codypickell9299]

Can't wait to see Kam on JRE one day!

[@jimmertron1600]

Unreal episode. So funny 😂.

[@youngspade573]

Aye! Kam Patterson good seeing you on the Pod Brother !

[@missychick1712]

Lmao I love that there are celebrities that everyone knows and that tony hawk is that guy

[@bendobendo]

16:30 OOBLECK 😭😂😂

[@iguessgrass]

One of the best guests definitely the coolest

[@Nicolalejandra.v97]

Love all the vids! ❤

[@manioso77]

I am only here to say, cam, keep killing the game 🔥

[@KianaLeon22]

Kam's lil "ahh🧟‍♂️" was the cutest shit ever omfg

[@RandolphDuk]

I havent been around here in a while what a grwat guest to come back to

[@punskii2414]

Kam already a FL legend 🔥

[@choomzdoomz5329]

Great episode boys

[@gratefullee1042]

Some gotta tell kam that his fallin off sidewayz hat looks hella stoopid 😂

[@jeremynaar7192]

i love to see this one of the funniest episodes

[@Therugdealeratlanta]

Kam the 🐐

[@H3H3HEE]

Michaels lil legs are so funny

[@hudsonvaldivia5134]

Bring him back lol y’all funny af together

[@Sunnyslope_stylee]

This was awesome.

[@thomasashley4928]

Lowercase scare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mchammer8505]

I think they read the comments about interrupting lol. Finally!

[@repent_0ne]

Kam doing the rounds

[@richardandrade9418]

Like his podcasting way better than his stand up. He killed this

[@Gcm42011]

Bro wine Woodtip when you’re down on ciggs is clutch; a lot of dudes champ them though

[@dombobomb5420]

The bois from challengers got a podcast

[@BabyKay11]

We love Kam and we love PXG!!!❤️

[@oddzombieshorts]

Very good episode

[@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj]

I’ve never seen anyone look like more of a foot guy than this guy. Also looks like a guy who would get caught in a trap trying to get some cheese

[@FingMETAL420]

Love Kam dudes hilarious

[@Tytyyorkie]

He let us know in Tampa lol we knew he wasn’t playing 🤣 he was slow down and sweatin like a mf.. we still love him ❤

[@callilove3741]

Big Kam fan now

[@ohyouknowwKICK]

Kam🐐

[@thomasenglish1172]

Advice for that one guy make sure the aloe Vera doesn’t have alcohol in the ingredients

[@Dondrifts]

Id get drunk as 💩, face bout 4-5 black n milds 🥷 -kam paterson

[@kalanhitchens8782]

Never noticed Kam kinda looks like Antman

[@DJJenvy]

Corn starch and water, Kam.

[@PaulBuelna]

that was funnnny hahaa

[@Levifirefly]

Yo did someone dress you guys? Like your all rocking the same style but different. It's tripping me out looks dope lol

[@TJHoll93]

Missed opportunity to call Jergens Jerkens

[@naqs_music]

Kam the best

[@cindyyy1191]

Disappointed the caption wasn’t clap cleats 😂😂

[@faceless6146]

16:46 he’s talking about oobleck

[@repent_0ne]

Stiff Socks sounds like a inside joke

[@joshthemack]

Kam more famous then them rn😂🎉

[@smokeyiztactical]

Oobleck lmfao

[@dolemite23]

Cool ass dude 😂

[@pfffffffffffff8786]

I love how we are in the time period where us white folk can clearly understand Ebonics

[@loganschneikart7101]

16:23 Oobleck

[@breadfan1071]

I forgive them not knowing about Newtonian fluid ain't in everybody's vocabulary.

[@connerbrannan7146]

5 skips is rookie numbers

[@TheBeardedTattooer]

Oobleck!!!!!!! Y’all should know!!!! Y’all did my dude wrongs ya old assess!!!

[@ric12]

12:22 did cam say that or am I just hearing extra voice

[@ChadLong-cb4vm]

Oobleck lol

[@walsh7474]

Purple mattress is the best

[@codydillard8918]

Non-Newtonian fluid is the stuff cam wants to fill the waterbed with. You can make it with just water and corn starch.

[@user-ft3vt6se3n]

I agree about thre Tom Brady roast, and I’d also add that I think Sam Jay fucking MURDERED on stage and had my on the floor, I hadn’t heard of her before and what a hell of an introduction! Her going in on Drew Bledsoe was great

[@kyleighrodriguez5192]

53:13 what comedian were you guys talking about here?

[@masonmorrow9300]

Ali siddiq

[@carsonlopez4869]

FOR REAL THOUGH it's like I go and see some nice shoes I go alright I get these and they have em then I gotta either order online after wasting time or go with something else and there alright and not what I wanted to spoil myself with and it's why I have NO shoes not even jordens I have vans 😂😂 (don't get me wrong were cheap and work great but I wanna have some nice things too 😂)

[@TrevorJohnson.]

32:21 If you live in a city where bums are asking for money, all cash on the ground is fair game.

[@elbertpierce6332]

Oobleck is that slime

[@christophermelo2495]

Damn man I’m from Charlotte why we getting unnecessary shots 😅

[@Slimthegoat23]

5:10 💯💯

[@ethathan]

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE TOP OF MY HOME PAGE 🫨 LOVE YA'LL!! STIFF SOCKS ON KILL TONY WHEN!!!!!!!

[@Jbeezy126]

Feet to the ground type sheeee

[@Shaggie2.0]

Cam had to be working at one of those Sears malls. Every story hes tell about every stor being shut down around 2018 makes to much since for it not to be true lol. Sears malls died all at the same time and we all remember walking through them in there last years lol.

[@jemiiam]

Are you from a foreign country? Your grammar is terrible

[@keithmcbride4408]

You need to add banners to the adds so we know how far to skip

[@RogueSanta]

Wheres the rock Cam??

[@chantaiorrcampbell5237]

Try the baby oil gel… now that will change your life

[@alexisg3348]

I hate guest because they don’t be hitting on here but he was good!

[@tat2masheen]

Sex on a waterbed is the worst

[@Spoony2121]

can we please have blau on kill tony already.... kam hook him up

[@amandar.4466]

ooblek!!

[@MultiMrman1234]

Ublec I think it’s called

[@rickymontes5510]

I’m in

[@deerydajir3747]

Handicap teradechtoyl

[@franciscoolmos1757]

Hell yee 😎

[@gewmanfu]

This reminds me of why I started watching podcast 11 years ago. J the fighter and the kid. The whole gang that is big now song starting to fall off.I think this lost that fun hang