Getting A Colonoscopy | Lee Evans

[@TheActualMars]

the "WHOOO THE FUUUUUUCKS IN THEEEEREE!" sounds like a gameshow

[@DrCrabfingers]

The best. I can't even wrap my head around being on stage, on my own, in front of a football stadium of people and trying to entertain them....the man is an absolute legend. I love his voice of his wife....

[@chefbenardee1408]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@tomgough1704]

“You running up the stairs there’s the dog” boom “ woooooooow” 😂😂😂😂

[@MrnintendoSEGAfan1]

Doggo: *WHEEEEEEEEEEWW!!* 1:21

[@vapes531]

I've watched the short of this from Mr talala's channel and I still laugh every damn time

[@Candlehead27]

Yeah in mr talalaas version the dog was just vibing on the stairs and then “KICK THE BABY *BOOM* “but with a dog

[@chefbenardee1408]

My favorite part.... ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@TheMrarkers]

What the fuck

[@Acrylic.jammer]

"This is someone else's this.." I was already crying, but that bit got me dead. 🤣

[@Rydia704]

As someone who has had a colonoscopy. This is bang on. You run to the toilet like your life depends on it haha

[@dakvesser9588]

oh god, like they go "it'll take about 10-15 minutes to work" does it fuck, i've never moved so fast in my life xD

[@cat-lo3hx]

😳😵

[@emmylou4522]

@@dakvesser9588 me neither, I literally sprinted to the toilet and all hell broke loose 😬

[@cat-lo3hx]

That would be funny to watch (sorry!) 💖🤭

[@nukenade4623]

@@dakvesser9588 why am I now both looking forward and not looking forward to it haha, I’m 25, still yet to have one

[@Dermacrosis]

I had a friend who was preping for this with the drink and misread the instructions. They drunk the whole thing down in one go the first time, I had just got back from the shops for them, well it was the least I could do given what they had to do, my partner went through it first so I know they were going to be essentially house bound for a few days. Anyway I walked in and said "Just me" they said "Just drunk the first dose though drinking two litres in one go was not easy". Disbelieving what I had jut heard I asked "You drunk it in one go?", he said "yes", so I just put the bags on the floor and said "I am out of here bye speak to you later" and shot out, "Why the rush?" is all I could hear on my way out and called back "You'll find out SOON!!!!!!!!". He did about 20 seconds later.

[@Burdettvi]

I’ve seen this part so many times and I’m still left in tears each time 😭😂

[@TheArcher101]

Filling up at a BP station 😂

[@kylejones1532]

It's the knocking on the door and going who the fucks in there!! 😂 Kills me everytime all been that in that situation

[@14ttv13]

“That’s exactly where it gooes” 😂

[@LewisCoxall1]

😂

[@twilightjester5672]

I nearly laugh my lungs out after watching this.

[@cbates0109]

I miss Lee Evans so much... He’s a true comedic inspiration... He’s helped me so much in my career as a Comedy Club Manager... I had to admit I have said some of his jokes in the States 🇺🇸 and Australia 🇦🇺 (always credited him btw 🤣) and they love it! And the crew members too... I’ve seen him live so many times and I could quote on quote his material... I hope one day he makes a come back or a special show... Lee Evans thank you for the laughter and true banter you crazy monkey boy 😂

[@roonilwazlib3089]

Can’t he’s gone through all Billy’s stuff

[@jaygooese4242]

😀 same here

[@Zainmumen]

The joke at the end about BP station , had me in stitches!!

[@HuntersMoon78]

Laughing so hard I'm crying and sweating.

[@eacleversley7868]

He's so FUNNY

[@railwayron4053]

2:41 "This is fuckin somebody else's this" 😂

[@david61056]

The noises coming out of my a*se sound similar to a vuvuzela 😂That's exactly where it goes

[@robsmith2925]

*Vuvuzela

[@david61056]

@@robsmith2925 😃

[@dtaylor4552]

"You are now reinacting the opening scenes of Saving Private Ryan. My arse has got me pinned down, over. My arse has got me pinned down" "I've never eaten this much in my entire life!!!!!"

[@AndiHesk]

“This must be someone else’s” 😂😂😂😂

[@sf5823]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrnintendoSEGAfan1]

2:28 “I can walk!....NOOOOOOOO, Agh there go my kidneys!”

[@becky2235]

You do know we watched the same video dont you?

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Are you (shitting) me?! 😎 😊 1:22 Poor 🐕!! 😆 😂 🤣

[@zafkhan4796]

Vuvuzela😂 has to be the most annoying instrument ever😂

[@sf5823]

😂😂😂😂 I swear to God he's one the best comedians ever!

[@sonia.bennett1]

YAAAAAAAS i always wanted the bomber one ! Ive only seen it once and could never find it again! I love it

[@tylerk9533]

I know lol

[@stuartdempsey8078]

The best bit lol 😂😂😂

[@Wilko571]

I mean just buy the dvd 📀

[@tylerk9533]

@@Wilko571 wow

[@sonia.bennett1]

@@Wilko571 some of us prefer youtube

[@magicman1921]

I always laugh at that bit, It’s Burning!”

[@arandommaggot4963]

This is one of the first things I unironically watch or think of when I go to the bathroom

[@sharonmariejohnson2578]

This is stellar, it had me cracking up something chronic. 😂😂

[@mammondahak666]

OMG, I'm dead from laughing. Lee: "He told me that i had to go to the hospital for Colonscopy. I told him you know where you can put that." The Doctor: He said, "That's exactly where it goes." LOL, Lee is brilliant. I swear this is all i have done, is watching Lee Evans in quarantine.

[@VTxHawkz]

This will forever be my favourite Lee Evans moment 😂😂

[@jackismith4538]

Love you Lee,so bloody funny,real good belly laughs every time. Hope you are keeping safe & well.xx

[@randomthings2016]

What a living legend! Love you Lee! 😍😍❤️😭🙏😇😘 xxx

[@OwOchakoUwUraka]

The irony is that today in class all my classmates could talk about was colonoscopies- Then I come home and see this blessing in my notifs I-prefect

[@Darkstar263]

"I told him where to stick it, he said that's exactly where it goes!" 😂

[@rugbydazz2264]

when he bent down and did that vuvuzela sound honestly I did cry and I mean I cried!

[@valentine_puppy]

OMG "my ass has got me pinned down!" The funniest line I have heard in years.

[@SlickGoten2175]

The squidward farts got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dianasims4394]

Come on Lee 🤗go on tour again 🥴🌸

[@ion_iot]

Having had the pleasure a few times i now know the trick is just to sit in the loo with a good book and wait for 4 hours until it's all over

[@ShadeZ95]

“It’s on a fucking roll”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martyntownsend6228]

Definitely one of the best comedians ever

[@bravehearticus]

Tooooooo funny. We miss you Lee

[@topbuzz2292]

Bang on, picoprep will clean you out for sure, you should set up a safe word before you start with the doctor. I love your work! What a talent you have to make people laugh 🙂

[@currymonster6516]

@Chip Buttylover if I could like this comment more I would 👍

[@mre4u422]

few hours after taking it there will be things coming out of your ass you only thought about eating.

[@alishaoneal2871]

im crying with laughter

[@leonmarshall8727]

When the dog got kicked I died

[@AutomaticDuck300]

This is somebody else's, this!

[@sweetlikechocolate437]

I've never laughed so much in all my life, nearly crapped myself in doing so.

[@smithyc2051]

Opens up like the Bombay doors of a B52 🤣🤣🤣

[@emzieisoffical]

This was so funny, it made me and my family cry with laughter 😂😂😅

[@matthewmcmahon684]

I have not laughed that hard in a long time

[@mickd6942]

No one makes you laugh as good as Lee evens

[@sarakirk9542]

I can walk. No I can’t! That’s my kidneys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Midnightbladesmith2012]

Bro could fly with how bad them sharts where 🤣💀

[@aldante7079]

I haven’t laughed so hard in my entire life I swear to god 😂😂😂 I’m at work too so everybody probably thinks I’m a fucking idiot 😂

[@Uniquettt]

Brilliant brings back memories of my own Colonoscopy it is as exactly as you described except mine was in a small room with student nurses filling if trying to get a entry into Guinness book of records for the most medical professional's in a nine foot square room you didn't describe how they remove the tube. Brilliantly funny and even still funny if you play with the you tube speed settings

[@TroyTempest_]

They didn't anaesthetize me, when I had mine. I watched the camera pass through my own wrinkled a hole and as it entered, I felt I was going to sh*t, so I let out a warning, "careful". I watched the whole thing. It was a bit uncomfortable when the camera came to the twists and bends and I'm glad he didn't go up all the way.

[@ukar69]

Been there. Stuff I had was called MoviPrep. If you imagine stuffing the end of a garden hose with mud and then turning the tap on full, it's like that. You generally get sedated for the colonoscopy but due to my kidney condition they didn't want to risk it. I had gas and air but didn't need to use it. It was an experience seeing where the sun don't shine.

[@thecelt4807]

absolute genius man look up the words free flowing intense and theirs a pic of lee , cheers lee brilliant

[@melissawright1979]

Been looking for this everywhere!!

[@Shawn_the_Protogen]

This is so accurate. My ribs are hurting 🤣

[@SRL_Jake]

Love you lee

[@marvelfan3634]

Great Video Lee

[@beemerwt4185]

First time I'm hearing this guy. Tried to find the standup comedian from a TikTok and this is it. Funny stuff.

[@stephjarmolkiewicz5914]

So very accurately told! Fond memories of seeing Lee at the NIA Bham in "Roadrunner".

[@salex1066]

sheer awsomness

[@kingjoshuacobler]

"Is there we can call in case of an emergency?" "Yeah. A fing ambulance." 3:06

[@LexiSection]

😂😂😂😂 love this

[@KCStyleZ001]

That button on his jacket is holding on for dear life

[@kennymartin2700]

No one will be better than lee Evans

[@eacleversley7868]

I agree

[@DaiElsan]

I have has this procedure. This is a very accurate description. So so funny.

[@HPmaraurders]

Please come out of retirement lee just watching one of these clips has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dermacrosis]

Added so not to get lost in the previous comment. My partner and I were watching this on TV, the full performance, a couple of days after he had his done. We both started laughing at the Bin..... part but then the voo part meant we both lost it and were on the floor in pain laughing at the rest of the performance. I am prone to kidney infections and even though did not touch the sides to the pain I felt laughing at this performance.

[@stephenhaywood3143]

Dear Lee , thank you . But I need to rest now after watching some of your short video clips . 😂😅 😂, I’m not well enough to endure rolling around on the floor for too long 😊😀😃 lots of love 💕 to you and everyone out there under the sun and stars 💫

[@popazz1]

Yup, a colonoscopy is exactly like Lee describes.

[@pickmixgamer]

This is so accurate , I said the same thing on TikTok with this clips it is so accurate HAHA

[@PicklesNThrills]

It's on a fucking roll! Hahaha! Good Lord no Rolex either 😂😂

[@lucasblanton5203]

3:51 this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewclark7841]

I've had a colonoscopy,.....Lee gets all of the process dead right 😂😂

[@louisehyland8784]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@lauralouiseplayer2169]

"Show us your arse "!😂😂😂😂

[@GUNNERSIGHTZEROED]

I'm bloody crying here. So funny. I have had a colonoscopy and it is spot on.

[@tsugoaokigiri3754]

the first minute is always the gem

[@DUFFUSable]

Stay safe mate you are very funny Lee made my day

[@5part4]

0:44 needs a edit so it's 10 seconds long 😂😂😂

[@ghost-like3396]

When a cruise ship comes into dock

[@MrnintendoSEGAfan1]

Play it at 0.25x

[@5part4]

@@MrnintendoSEGAfan1 then the sound is shit

[@MrnintendoSEGAfan1]

@@5part4 well I tried...

[@bevviecat1306]

@@ghost-like3396 he really said 🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️

[@Jokerbreed]

Im crying, its funnier everytime i watch it

[@cose66]

Good god, he's like a real life chuck jones cartoon!! Hilarious!!🤣🤣

[@Bananamations1]

“Daaaad” “F*CK OFF, YOU DONT REALISE”

[@Frenchytheofficial]

3:40 got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ratzdinner]

this is me every time i have hot wings XD

[@exploringandstargazing]

The two people who disliked it can't get off the toilet.

[@pennylavers5897]

Comedy at its best who would not laugh at that so funny

[@stephencassidy2588]

This is so true the stuff u drink makes u shit out stuff from primary school ha

[@Glitched_Serpent]

Legend says his still sweating from that day

[@H.K_R]

“You don’t understand!” “SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” *”FAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”*

[@ClementMicallef]

A + good comedy

[@markhancock7527]

Best one yet.

[@cherrybacon3319]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. My laughter says it all, I can't bloody speak!! 🍒

[@cozicoops]

Genius craftsman x

[@nikkic36]

This is too true. I base this on experience

[@THE_BIRDY]

hes getting sweaty just getting flashbacks about it

[@chefbenardee1408]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ I absolutely love and adore your stand up comedy... Lee is an incredibly funny legend

[@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1]

1:21 poor 🐶! 😆😂😂😂😂

[@raywilliams2981]

It’s so funny I literally almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@colinevans7134]

Love Lee Evans, and the video

[@Trooper_1015]

I can't stop laughing my poor ribs

[@stgray35]

Omg, this is so true, had mine done last year, 🤣🤣

[@jaygooese4242]

I love this guy! :-)😁😂