Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments!
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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[@lordmorley7561]

The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.

[@jeremysmith54565]

The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol

[@showmoke]

Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.

[@patrickhannon4217]

@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example

[@showmoke]

Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!

[@patrickhannon4217]

@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse

[@tandemaxle1831]

I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.

[@runar0190]

Haha priceless 😊👍

[@nathippo]

Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

[@TheDeghohun]

Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!

[@nathanielborg1499]

There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha

[@RelativeBadger]

Wow! What a crazy life you lead!

[@banksybresson]

Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc) 0.00-11 Take That-Back for good “wash your back” WANT you back for good 21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family “just let me staple the vicar” Just let me state for the record 1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family “we giving love in a femidom” We're giving love in a family dose 1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy “1’m begging you for birdseed” begging you for mercy 2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive “Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie” Thinking nothings wrong, but bye 3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone “Your burgers are the best” Your burdens I will bear 3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on “I believe the hot dogs go on” I believe that the heart does go on 4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving “Arseholes” Our souls 4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again “After you do he’ll never bone you” After you do he’ll never phone you 5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Everytime I think of it I pinch myself 5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night” I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight

[@martianwalker31]

Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D

[@nimishasv]

How do I copy this

[@martianwalker31]

@@nimishasv take a screenshot :)

[@SkywardVentures]

Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.

[@maggiejj]

😂😂😂

[@ginadisbrow9324]

Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.

[@sezzysezzy1981]

My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.

[@caseycampbell4787]

I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.

[@BHALT0S]

keep the laughs going - search sean lock

[@Kelly-VolunteeratSpeakUpCIC]

If you can get it out there… see if you can get the full 3 series of CAR SHARE Peter Kay is the lead character in it. Also if you like James Corden from the “Late Late Show” hunt done the 10 Seasons of “Gavin & Stacey”. You’ll be hooked.

[@loganblackwood2922]

I doubt you'll read this but Peter Kay got me through my grief when I lost my family. I was watching Car Share. The first level of joy I felt in over a year.

[@JoeyIndolos]

Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄

[@nour2146]

I know, it's annoying 😂

[@majmalton9343]

Too true

[@martaharris3136]

Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol

[@acewing24]

Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !

[@sandramullen7804]

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9

[@wendybabendy]

I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!

[@rrg0731]

#metoo

[@KyleJinDenver]

5:06

[@aliciacrowe3364]

Same!

[@Almerbunspojul]

A year later and I’m still back here 😂

[@shandywarhol4444]

I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx

[@ajbr5221]

“Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂

[@KateSc722]

Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?

[@robertrodrigues7319]

Neither can I !!

[@KerryNeeds]

yeah. BRILLIANT!

[@salem730]

“I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂

[@marcind-ec1de]

No wonder since he's so overweight. But no worries. I can't kiss mine, either, although I weigh only 170 lbs being 184 cm tall.

[@bamesjond7704]

Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥

[@caseycampbell4787]

That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.

[@jjmmjj9999]

Just let me state for the record

[@TheRuddster95]

Always ❤😂

[@lizardspoint]

I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x

[@richardplume3212]

Aha after u do heel never bone yer

[@chopzmasta07]

He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good

[@daveross1638]

Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.

[@normancurragh768]

@@Horriblebastad And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????

[@salfordnick5336]

What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny

[@markmark5269]

Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.

[@Adam-gq7gk]

@@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go

[@lolalolita3537]

"Starvin ethiopians" Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA

[@psycoticbastard]

That was a recording being played

[@lolalolita3537]

Aw man...u guys ruined it

[@gwishart]

He's probably Eritrean.

[@K4E1H4]

Ugh stupid people ruining it

[@kevinreilly7564]

Tooooo funny

[@hugohackenbush3524]

I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.

[@ND-or5so]

@hugohacken bush3... Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.

[@ClarityDetermination]

Cheers mate.

[@donnajk4423]

​@ClarityDetermination I hope you're feeling better than a year ago now. I have come back many times to this to be cheered up. And I saw your comment today. 😊

[@countroshculla]

I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.

[@jnbr7520]

Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"

[@BossySwan]

We’re giving love in a femidom 😂

[@Fleeto2006]

NEVER.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

But does anyone know what she really says?

[@elisabethcornell7109]

Just let me say for the record .....

[@johnhodgetts6617]

@@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record

[@ameband5022]

Starving Ethiopians HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@giocido]

Same 😂

[@porkchopexpress6890]

Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣

[@TonyEnglandUK]

lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie" 2:21

[@mancityfan2004]

@@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left

[@ayabokti161]

@@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@MsPlayitright]

No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!

[@rachelhayward8132]

Pure x

[@sezzysezzy1981]

Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.

[@richardplume3212]

Ha hot dogs

[@KiaraLionessTM]

“He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch” Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂

[@Mazikeen20]

Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jjafs1008]

Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour

[@Mazikeen20]

we threw hot pee at them from our window True

[@jaderaven]

propa Yorkshire comedy

[@DazMan-mo8fk]

@@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire

[@katielouisesmith7402]

Lmao 😂

[@expattrading]

This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK

[@sylbggs3222]

Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.

[@pwblackmore]

Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even

[@expattrading]

@@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.

[@shonah4193]

I’m here 🇦🇺

[@mrw9513]

This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius

[@curtriceennis2924]

I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣

[@simonmakinde230392]

That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....

[@gusterryms4867]

defo a women voice

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

It's clearly a staged recording.

[@Swejster]

@@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.

[@MrRedDeath1]

@@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

@@MrRedDeath1 What?

[@MrFlorian]

"I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!

[@abigrace24601]

Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.

[@ldylkr]

had me in tears

[@johnkennethwiseman5460]

Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad

[@RepentfollowJesus]

There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!

[@VLNevada]

Haven’t laughed so hard in years.

[@patchouliknowledge445]

@@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol

[@djbukkit]

The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂

[@theresemariegastineau9930]

Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂

[@lynneireland8907]

I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂

[@auntlizard262]

I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!

[@nodafy]

That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣

[@Sanity_Faire]

Me too@@auntlizard262

[@oddy532]

I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable

[@billk9856]

Yeah, his timing and nuance is Stan Laurel level.

[@acidwr10]

4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever

[@Pboy7272]

You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.

[@chrispanossian]

So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@morgan72359]

In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂

[@megcook1829]

That was like my mum with that Jennifer Paige song "Crush" she thought it was "It's just a little thrush" and my aunty said "it's good they are singing about women's issues " lol 😆😆😆😆

[@megcook1829]

@Tristo Smitty I know they were dead serious I was just in laughter heheh

[@megcook1829]

@Tristo Smitty it's so funny everytime I hear it on the radio now I get a chuckle out of it xx

[@erflingnot]

Meg, God bless your auntie !!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🏆

[@kristennorth8202]

I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius

[@nancydenick1875]

I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".

[@raymondmclellan1363]

The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.

[@jomandy5688]

Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!

[@markford1638]

@You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂

[@ingermallia-elromantico9998]

Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx

[@darkrose1983]

When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣

[@PlayupskybIues]

The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations

[@mancdaz972]

You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.

[@usuk9316]

@@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.

[@georgespence7916]

The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

He isn't really on TV anymore though.

[@sheilas1283]

Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.

[@MrKravmagadude]

It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.

[@Gethsemanes]

Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless

[@drfell9105]

If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.

[@jonjonr6]

Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.

[@kevboard]

5:06 didn't even need an introduction, every one heard 'piss myself" just on their own 🤣

[@SpitfyaUK]

In the actual show he said say this line before playing it but for some reason in this footage it's not there.

[@kevboard]

@@SpitfyaUK really? weird. I guess whoever cut this thought it wasn't needed and be funnier without it. because I certainly didn't need to be primed to hear "piss myself" 😂

[@rattlesnakeconservation]

Funny thing for me... the majority of the songs were unfamiliar to me bc I'm more of a folk/celtic listener. Which means HIS lyrics are the only ones I know!

[@terryatkinson9323]

I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.

[@quoman1895]

Same mate😂

[@enigma_-_79]

I don’t believe it!!

[@MariaMulholland-y1v]

@@enigma_-_79 one of my fav shows ever

[@johnralph3704]

CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise Me: there's a bathroom on the right

[@conduit64]

I was going to mention this one too.

[@muzerhythm2242]

Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics: Don't go down hall tonight It's bound to take your life There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣

[@johnralph3704]

In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel. Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.

[@sherryroop3086]

me too.

[@farialmab4723]

There's a Batman on the right.

[@marcell9378]

I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is

[@Scavenger82]

5:06 Realizing the audience needed almost no prompting to mishear the lyrics makes it even funnier. 🤣🤣

[@foxymanaic5934]

I believe there's actually a jumpcut there because I saw a reaction to this that included him saying the misheard lyrics.

[@bradleyallen-holland2004]

Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂

[@suebabington971]

He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here

[@shaniavon-erich3272]

It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂

[@antmess9789]

@@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.

[@freddiem73]

Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff

[@jennifercooke8280]

Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.

[@madperson876]

I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!

[@mickharrison90]

"Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣

[@saratoussaint7603]

My sister was going around singing "Three LINES on a shirt..." She thought it was about Adidas! 🤣

[@snogglewort1]

Sara Toussaint lmaoooo! 🤣

[@Subdeaconmark]

Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans

[@rattusnorvegicus4380]

I thought it was 3 lines too...of charlie...

[@jaspertickler1831]

oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.

[@KDS0824]

@@Subdeaconmark I have always sang there's a bad moon on the right lol

[@aidanstubbs9376]

Finally, a HD version on KZbin

[@zerokei9403]

For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!

[@lorrainegriffith8101]

Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂

[@ptsd73]

OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...

[@rhiannajinks]

It,s sounds nothing like hard egg

[@lorrainegriffith8101]

Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!

[@WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial]

Yup that would do it 😂

[@alterbridgefan99]

"Your burgers are the best" 😂

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔 😎👍☘️🍺

[@billybarnes8392]

I used to sing Ivans Industry

[@SixMiracles-uj1zp]

My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."

[@lindalundstrom4347]

😂😂😂

[@iamshotty]

Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..

[@leishayoung4124]

Classic!

[@saraht443]

The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂

[@caseycampbell4787]

That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.

[@aporue5893]

what about megadeth 🤣

[@pastlesandfish]

That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.

[@trueknowledgeispower]

This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.

[@dondemitri3760]

They need to hire him.

[@eprimeify2090]

@@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.

[@dondemitri3760]

@@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.

[@chellym8]

Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha

[@chellym8]

EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female

[@lrjones7696]

1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...

[@dr1ft3r46]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@sunflowerinreallife5066]

Omg yes 😂😂😂

[@Iceteanpizza]

I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows

[@flytrapYTP]

@@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.

[@jiggles_mc_piggles2755]

'How about another joke peter'

[@YohTaiSai420]

I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.

[@Danno_88]

"I don't waste my evenings" 😂😂😂

[@miriyaberg4502]

I have watched this over 20 times and it still makes me laugh😂😂😂😂

[@steelethescene]

MJ: She's a slave to the rhythm. My friend: "She's a snake in the river." Roberta Flack: Killing me softly with his song. My friend: "killing me softly with insults."

[@officialWWM]

steelethescene 😂😂

[@CharmaineWallace]

Think your friend is actually much deeper!

[@maddygrabham136]

steelethescene a snake in the river 😂😂

[@jamiepenman1070]

your friend's version makes more sense than Roberta's original

[@09conrado]

Roberta Flack: strong in my pants with his fingers

[@garyslater1243]

If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside ! The man is funny to the bone !

[@kathryncnc7]

I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.

[@MT-UK]

Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe. The guys is a legend

[@RoyalSnowbird]

I haven't laughed like this in ages ! I was literally in tears from laughing so much! This guy is good! Super talented comedian! APPLAUSE! STANDING OVATION ! MORE! MORE! MORE!

[@kassenpatient]

Until a month ago I understood "No dogs and cats are in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom" 🤦‍♂️😂

[@ghostsniper12126]

Ffs lol

[@davidhays6286]

That's better than what I've always heard, I've always heard no dogs orgasms in the classroom

[@pierrevillemaire-brooks4247]

This tangent could go on for hours. Lyrics are so easily misinterpreted regardless of language xD

[@zevo9314]

it gets worse when you have pop songs that cared more about rhyming than making any sense at all, or when its someone with a different accent than the singer. of course brits would hear our souls as arse holes, that was great

[@Horriblebastad]

@@zevo9314 The rap of gangsta is the way to go. And the powder is in the future of the good.

[@craigdawson1749]

Pierre Villemaire-Brooks day’s even, the correct term for misheard lyrics is “mondegreen”

[@caeserromero3013]

I thought Duffy was starving, begging me for Hersheys :)

[@LauraCourtneyette]

I’m American and this is the first I’ve ever heard of Peter Kay. He’s hilarious! Need more - gonna check out his other stuff on YT.

[@chrispartosbro4555]

he has done a few great things, have a look for a tv show called "car share" trying to tell you about it would put you off but its ace,

[@LauraCourtneyette]

@@chrispartosbro4555 I’ve already watched it including the outtakes. hilarious!

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

Seen it on fb

[@LauraCourtneyette]

@@jenniferwilliams5478 I quit using FB back in 2016 👍🏽

[@happytobehome23]

I miss this guy, such a great comic. Hope he comes back soon.

[@JamieAubrey]

No matter how many times I watch this, its always funny

[@ellen_trim_dance7928]

This will never not be funny! I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣

[@charliedamcevski4929]

Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own

[@AJediSurvivor]

That was staged

[@charliedamcevski4929]

Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol

[@livedandletdie]

Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.

[@Tinker1950]

@@livedandletdie Why does she eat when bare?

[@maddylovesjokes3913]

Joker

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

2:19: “Nothing’s wrong…Pork Pie.” I couldn’t breathe! XD

[@Intimigator]

Perhaps the funniest part is at 1:57 when the audience member that laughed by himself during the silent moment after Peter mentioned the starving Ethiopians. 🤣

[@staytrue5307]

Clearly was a woman not a man 🙄

[@Bella-fz9fy]

Part of the act!

[@sarahsalsa2461]

I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!

[@stevenclarke5606]

I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!

[@gardensofthegods]

As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .

[@sarahsalsa2461]

@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅 Hope you have a great day/night 😊

[@sarahsalsa2461]

@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are. Have an awesome day/night! 😊

[@gardensofthegods]

@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it . Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening

[@wizardshark1127]

Peter: “Starving Ethiopians” Audience Member: *”FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!”*

[@Turnaround72]

Someone’s saying that was their mum

[@Richard-ir7zo]

Who here loves this man still, I know I do

[@karenvega9658]

I do.

[@sarahwatkins4520]

Peter Kay has made me laugh for 13 years haha. I'm still yet to see him live.

[@Highkey-Loki]

Toto: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do Me: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do

[@CiscoWes]

Mel B Sounds like there’s a line about “negro wrestlers” in there also

[@Subdeaconmark]

How about wrapped up like dushe Ya know I'm Roaming in the Night.😁

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

Mel B - I thought the same thing for more years than I'd care to admit.

[@dianadunlap7242]

Always sang it that way too

[@smokeless7774]

I would reply, but.... I test the drains down in Africa......so I'm too busy!

[@nodafy]

'The Cars - Drive' is such a classic banger, but every time I hear it I can only hear "pork pie" 🤣🤣

[@jimo591]

I keep coming back to this every now and again and it still has me in hysterics . Peter Kay is the funniest man on earth.

[@s_vlog1013]

Lol 😂 just let me staple the vicar. I’m laughing so hard right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gillianwignall5397]

I always sang ooh oh the hills are alive instead of ooh oh the Israelites !

[@alexandrialucius8351]

Just before that she says "can we be that close" but I hear can we be that gross just because I was thinking of stapling the vicar.

[@misst.e.a.187]

Me too

[@s_vlog1013]

@@misst.e.a.187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@s_vlog1013]

@@gillianwignall5397 relatable 😚😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisahay8882]

I was at this gig... never ever laughed so much in my life!!!

[@jeffreyisenberg830]

Lucky you. Would have love to have been there. My other biggest regrets are not going to Woodstock[the original] and a Pink Floyd concert.

[@dannyplatt6161]

Me too but I went to see him in Manchester though

[@suzanneloades6884]

I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂 And for being a gentle man...

[@alphabravo3691]

I first saw this routine in 1999 at a student comedy night. Never gets old!

[@jonnygodfrey1131]

Celine’s peddling hotdogs 🤣🤣 no one does it better than him

[@alisonpeebles6270]

“Just let me staple the vicar” “Your burgers are the best” “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Had me crying!! 😂😂

[@karenholtzhausen8915]

I love, love, loved let me staple the vicar 🤣🤣🤣!

[@gaylewayland9628]

"Please Come to Boston" by Dave Loggins has a line that I thought went "We'll go back into the mountains that Father McKinley found". It's actually "We'll go back into the mountains so far that we can't be found". Who tf is Father McKinley? Lol

[@alisonpeebles6270]

@@karenholtzhausen8915 Haha me too. That part gets me every time and the “Every time I think of it I piss myself.”, Peters facial expression made me lose it at that part 😂😂

[@alisonpeebles6270]

@@gaylewayland9628 Never heard that song before but still funny . Father McKinely 😂😂

[@reddungeoneer2187]

I always thought ABBA mentioned Tesco not Glasgow in Super Trooper!

[@benjones3639]

“You can’t go on thinking nothing’s wrong. Pork Pie.” Classic.

[@brennanbrackbill1226]

This guy’s facial expressions are as good as his comedy 😂😂😂

[@danae8068]

In US we have famous song by Creedence Clearwater Revival: “There’s a Bathroom on the Right.” (There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.). This guy is gold. Thanks for sharing.

[@redbull1749]

HAHA😁😂😃

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

Omg now that's all I can hear ! 🤣

[@redbull1749]

@@marie-helenemartel7147 me too..HAHA😁😂😄

[@burplebrain]

I'm in the UK and I know that song, it's a classic and now I will only be hearing what you've said 😂

[@FreihEitner]

Really? I thought it was "There's a baboon on the ride."

[@jdogstube]

ACDC: She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.

[@gabrielmccrea7030]

She had the best damn printer that I ever seen

[@ghostsniper12126]

Knocking me out with those american ties

[@jaspertickler1831]

Chicken meat I wont share, had me farting at bears.

[@ghostsniper12126]

@@jaspertickler1831 😂😂😂😂

[@skummisrocker]

You forgot "/" in AC/DC! 😩

[@Beer2-rc5ee]

Every time I watch this it makes me laugh. Timeless Comedy

[@nicolemassa2402]

Def Leppard “Pour Some Sugar on Me” Right lyric: Living like a lover with a radar phone Me: Living like a lover with a Red iPhone! Ahead of the times much?

[@lostintime8651]

boo

[@sirkayda7205]

I always thought it was "red-eye phone".

[@Sneakysneaky88]

This phenomenon is known as a "mondegreen", happy wiki/googling! Only personal one that stands out to me is mishearing "After the boys of summer have gone" as "After the poison summer has gone". Though I know I've had tons more before looking up lyrics.

[@petef15]

It's amazing. You can literally replay parts of this and just close your eyes and you will hear the original lyrics again, and then immediately watch his mouth and hear his ones.

[@MJETodd]

Sneakysneaky88 All the pretty girls - fun?

[@leishayoung4124]

Yup! I heard that too until I actually saw the name of the song.

[@izzyparry2348]

His facial expresstions are class

[@koryguns]

Peter Kay's delivery and mannerisms really separate him from the pack. The laugh track at the Live Aid bit was genius.

[@grizzlor5340]

Jimmy Hendrix - Purple Haze "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" CCR - Bad Moon Rising "There's a bathroom on the right"

[@linoleluminum2017]

Oh my gosh that's just what I commented and then I saw your comment about Creedence Clearwater

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

Actually...Jimi was well aware of the phonetic ambiguity of the lyrics, and was a fan of English comedy like The Goons I' ve seen a few concerts where Jimi says "Scuse me whilst I kiss this guy" and campily blow a kiss at Noel Redding

[@dnakatomiuk]

I always thought it was there's a bathroom on the right

[@Declan_Lyons]

Sing it, Whitney: "I'm shaving off my muff for yoooooooooooooou!"

[@notap545]

Hahahaha gold!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@judioregan4210]

Send that one into Peter. He'd love it! 👍😂🤣😂

[@capnskiddies]

My sister used to think Whitney wanted to be in a heap with somebody.

[@donnasue9165]

Oh noooooooo!

[@annuliperheentupa9062]

Oh no, can't stop laughing at this... 😂😂😂

[@debwebber9133]

This man is hilarious he is a comic genius I have saved this and every time I need a good laugh no matter how many times I watch it I love hysterically his facial expressions he's just unbelievable I wish him all the best in his recovery I hope he gets well and I hope he stays well God bless you Peter for all the smiles you brought to so many faces

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@briharrisWarhmmer40kfan]

That pork pie one literally had me on the floor I couldn't stand up 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNagualZone]

Probably one of THE best pieces of comedy ever done imo - pretty impossible to beat this

[@Gatsu_Gambino]

“Im beggin u for birdseed” had me dying

[@dilshadfahad6407]

I'm legit gonna sing "I believe that the hotdogs go on.. "after this vid!! 😂😂

[@carminegames7150]

I can't believe he did this again for his latest performance. It was hilarious 😂