Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator

I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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[@Coolkid_edit2]

People watching in 2024 cuz why not :) Yes I liked my own comment

[@JB-br5yn]

Me

[@Ria4lifelove]

Me

[@scorbunnysplushes550]

Me

[@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy]

Yeah why not

[@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy]

Me

[@KnightOfAwesometon]

Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.

[@DB-cn6rw]

considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent

[@drbright6608]

As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.

[@alexconrad8313]

Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow

[@ryanmiller890]

I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more

[@jinx871]

@@DB-cn6rw pp

[@mrfriespotato2834]

7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "

[@saraaltamimi1190]

TRUEE

[@Ghost.g90]

2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)

[@Albatross0913]

14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.

[@Swordyll]

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "

[@tamsynmarie8526]

Not enough come back here!

[@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199]

@Ethan Porter lol

[@VT-ys7ci]

fkl;mn

[@chelseaharkins6660]

F that

[@thiagoay7]

0:41 oh the freezer okay

[@loganmaccallaugh114]

You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇

[@wrench_games4265]

True

[@Dunkee_vr]

@@wrench_games4265false

[@Plushworld22022]

Tru

[@tinevillefrance4157]

True lol

[@charliemaher8158]

​@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true

[@benriley7053]

Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

I’m sorry

[@noahfeinstein2517]

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol

[@hoggywoggy7489]

Lol

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

did you ever make that death ray

[@benriley7053]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!

[@k0lapsed]

All ready my favorite KZbinr and I have only been watching for a few days

[@beckyfinfrock9151]

SAME

[@roman-flashspeedy1883]

Same

[@busteddiamond1714]

Same

[@katherinestacey7714]

SSSSAME😯😯😯

[@mika_reality]

As he should be.

[@galketxfredh7783]

6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment

[@LetsPlayer3o9]

how many people are coming back everyday?!

[@tomparker8534]

No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money

[@thedenseone6443]

Math 100

[@The_Archi-Tech]

200 IQ

[@gabrielgodoy2970]

STONKS

[@IAmCrusty]

it worked probably

[@thedenseone6443]

IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works

[@Ami_-lq9tr]

5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂

[@qvwez_]

Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32

[@hendrivanzyl4058]

I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.

[@sircharlesninefingers4170]

I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun

[@emmajay5666]

And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.

[@Chugway1138]

"Crusty looking". Clever.

[@siyacer]

That would be an experience

[@a_reelskitface]

If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin

[@SFYT2008]

8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight

[@ya_boi_m.t4000]

His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty

[@donnawanna9833]

I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.

[@Theplotismine]

3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕

[@DisposableJustice]

I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now

[@edith8761]

So true so true

[@DisposableJustice]

@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think

[@jolenegust7719]

Yes sir

[@mdlmfo]

oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant

[@DisposableJustice]

@@mdlmfo 😏

[@wiliiambate]

I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-js9bb1qh5f]

Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.

[@NatashaWinland]

I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂

[@deanaanderson7953]

Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999

[@Evoedits6]

OMG YES!

[@NatashaWinland]

@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.

[@Evoedits6]

@@NatashaWinland yes Me to

[@anthonynappa5165]

Yes

[@juliolarios2239]

6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"

[@Ghost.g90]

1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂

[@Oliver_randos]

9:47 in the video made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah

[@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622]

Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.

[@kayleebieber666]

That true tho

[@shirouogami596]

How drunk is he

[@justinwilsonhowes3143]

​@@kayleebieber666

[@kayleebieber666]

@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what

[@juliasmith9906]

Hi there is that something that can help you

[@thequestor5679]

EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago

[@Lucky-Lee93]

Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.

[@AmathistDragon]

crusty belike :"this in not hot" also him: "bloody hell its hot"

[@joeyb7408]

*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT

[@mrhalfwit972]

that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*

[@joeyb7408]

@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020

[@joeyb7408]

@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.

[@c4ndym0nster]

Me tho

[@chillpizza_wastaken]

I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.

[@meep7677]

Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.

[@darryltaylor9384]

@Blue Zero same

[@user-ci4ew7bs7b]

i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:

[@Orbital_GD]

6:57 bro ran like sonic

[@10GaugeManiac]

Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

Lol

[@jocely400]

Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

@@jocely400 LOL 😂

[@dreyamarshall4383]

Cbggv

[@SyVant_K]

@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD

[@rubyassassin6595]

It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.

[@WildHeart378]

I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry

[@the.true.A]

@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!

[@caseyleitch9357]

Hey

[@aliciamccaffrey7637]

@@WildHeart378 pp

[@DanielMendoza-vq6hs]

🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣

[@Youknowwho78]

Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids

[@user-gs9ls6pd8t]

I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂

[@rpm9693]

6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol

[@rosiejohnson77]

L

[@naielsantoro7550]

You’re the best

[@tinadavis6037]

LOL do it AGAIN

[@NymanSax]

6:36

[@fireshield2398]

Lololol

[@Distance6]

"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)

[@snailvale]

I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!

[@PandaStudiosIvy]

i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny

[@Dovahshark]

7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny

[@neem2048]

“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line

[@SRMC957]

5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@JamesSmith-vh4kg]

you are so funny!! i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid

[@masonsdungeon3754]

You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.

[@coreysala2456]

Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?

[@IAmCrusty]

I've played Arizona

[@AzovChan]

@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off

[@Beamngmonsterjam00]

Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun

[@coreysala2456]

@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.

[@SonGoku-kl2ed]

I live in Arizona

[@Itz_charchar]

*hands slushie* *fallls down* "Well that was rude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WWE_.811]

16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO

[@preppy_bubblesroadto220imb6]

Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude

[@caitlynslife8711]

So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CertifiedGrimlockFan]

LOL

[@AlfsGirl]

My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .

[@Evixify.420]

👇People who play job sim in 2024

[@ryanheeney9255]

Khb

[@hulick6910]

I DO!!!

[@Get_Chosen_Today]

ME

[@Green_dudeFromOHIO69]

@@ryanheeney9255what do you mean and i do

[@Niceguyjy]

MEEEE

[@tiaanengelbrecht6158]

You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!

[@Goldcraft-nv1xy]

3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”

[@jacobgreska2389]

Once upon a time, there was a married couple, John and Emily. They had been happily in love for many years, but lately, their relationship had become strained. John had been working long hours at his job, leaving Emily stuck at home to take care of their children. One day, Emily expressed her frustration to John, telling him that she felt like he was neglecting their family. John became defensive, insisting that he was working hard to provide for them and that he couldn’t help the long hours. This argument turned into a big fight with both John and Emily saying things they didn’t mean. It soon became apparent that their communication was not as open as they thought it was, and both of them were feeling unheard. As the days passed, John and Emily realized they needed to work things out. They realized that they both wanted the same things for their family, but they had been approaching it in different ways. They sat down and had an honest conversation, this time listening to what each other had to say. As they talked, they found that they were able to come to a compromise. John made a point of spending more time with his family, while Emily created a schedule for her day, so she was able to pursue hobbies and interests outside of the home. In the end, John and Emily’s relationship was stronger than ever. They came out of their argument with a better understanding of each other’s needs and a new appreciation for the effort it takes to maintain a happy marriage. From that day forward, they made a point to communicate more openly, and their love for each other only grew stronger.

[@michellecarr5394]

I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!

[@charleshatfield8213]

Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.

[@dvkevin]

Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!

[@AkaneSato-nb6xr]

I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZbin videos

[@mrkidd5963]

Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible

[@CatNDAct1]

I fell out of my chair laughing, my gut hurt so much, when he started scratching every lottery ticket.

[@caitlynslife8711]

Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system

[@Nojustchickennuggets]

Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Soundmirror]

Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying

[@vdawg3831]

Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man

[@IAmCrusty]

thanks, bud :)

[@da_dino_dude]

Owwww, the falling in love 😍

[@alfielee6852]

nise one

[@niyabhatt1271]

I am a big fan

[@psycosanches589]

That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning

[@Totally_Katherine_12]

4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

i think you can, you have to get lucky tho

[@The_I.T._Department.]

11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂

[@bluezero8557]

23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles. Im so glad i found this channel

[@UltimateGigaChad6969]

i agree

[@dallassamuel1825]

But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach

[@dallassamuel1825]

So do u me a pink stuff

[@jamesholliday2946]

I’m glad that I found this channel is well

[@SomeGuy25694]

Same

[@sunlessshine969]

8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off

[@Huff-Productions]

Jesus

[@jasongehman9020]

I don't get it i'm 10

[@ytwolfybearstudiosyt7375]

OOP

[@charlieware5368]

Swear

[@tobiwolf140]

hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.

[@edinsulic648]

This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.

[@nr5008]

at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!

[@jeremymccown3848]

Me to bro

[@oddrottenmilk1587]

16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor

[@IAmCrusty]

i hope so

[@DS-jd6cb]

How are baby's made

[@DS-jd6cb]

In robot

[@_11666]

The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂

[@kya467]

i don't think he even cared that he ate from the floor. the hotdog just getting thrown away while its already been purchased lol.🤣🤣😂😂

[@joakablondie]

Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌

[@Gemma.12345]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Elizabeth-hf8jr]

@@Gemma.12345 not funny

[@fuzzyunicornhugs1757]

1:34 I have been cracking up so hard from this-

[@huggyandnofriends8168]

Yes😊😊😊

[@minahilbaig1822]

Agreed! 😂🤣

[@megamixelfan]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:( bot: :3

[@ToxIc_BETrayaL]

"I hope you get eaten by a crocodile, a mechanical crocodile without a conscious :D" one of my favorite lines.

[@Jaxcoop1234]

Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊

[@3C5TACY]

Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!

[@MrSky-us1jj]

15:19 No one: Absolutely no one: Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet

[@ashleyo7]

1:25 years old and still in my heart and I love it so much I love you so very much

[@JunkstHat3605]

17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!

[@dustyMiller_photo]

1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.

[@MoondustManwise]

Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun

[@Bannna_vr]

Ikr

[@SpietYT]

Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pikog777]

"Stick of butter" LOL that's a Twinkie XD

[@stefanm.734]

I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.

[@IAmCrusty]

Yes. Yes yes yes.

[@jerryamescua]

it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail

[@Nxqus]

@@jerryamescua Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that

[@baljindernijjar88]

Can u do this again in another video

[@jasongehman9020]

@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say.... R/Ihadastroke???..

[@MrKerry-xv9wh]

I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.

[@stevekennett8852]

Me***

[@exz8y]

“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣

[@TRINI-NEXX-CODM]

Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤

[@angelonyourwright874]

“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[@JoPops28]

1:03 Secret Ingredient your gonna love it

[@Tigron101]

For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.

[@CreedJones-cx2er]

I love it when you do these VR videos

[@Babyvalkyie]

After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZbinr.

[@scream6isout114]

i like when you talk to the bot with the bot your like GET OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTANTIN TO ME IM HERE.