Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator

[@Albatross0913]

14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.

[@Valentina-y5r4y]

Hehehehe😂

[@Iplayroblox56732]

Uhhhhhhh

[@LauraWills-i7i]

lol

[@KnightOfAwesometon]

Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.

[@DB-cn6rw]

considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent

[@drbright6608]

As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.

[@alexconrad8313]

Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow

[@ryanmiller890]

I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more

[@jinx871]

@@DB-cn6rw pp

[@mrkidd5963]

Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible

[@benriley7053]

Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

I’m sorry

[@noahfeinstein2517]

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol

[@hoggywoggy7489]

Lol

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

did you ever make that death ray

[@benriley7053]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!

[@MrmcbeanVr90]

2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)

[@Stvrni]

Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D

[@MICAH-wt4mq]

no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I fall asleep to these

[@Dean_Cohen2y5]

Same here!

[@YouTubeNotifications-20329]

@@gerardwayseyelash i cant fall asleep its too Funny to sleep to lol

[@gerardwayseyelash]

@@KZbinNotifications-20329 I've seen all of them hundreds of times lmao

[@tomparker8534]

No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money

[@thedenseone6443]

Math 100

[@The_Archi-Tech]

200 IQ

[@gabrielgodoy2970]

STONKS

[@IAmCrusty]

it worked probably

[@thedenseone6443]

IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works

[@_Random_Stuff_on_a_Cannel_]

According to the American Heart Association (AHA), the maximum amount of added sugars you should eat in a day are ( 9 ): Men: 150 calories per day (37.5 grams or 9 teaspoons) Women: 100 calories per day (25 grams or 6 teaspoons) 8:00

[@Catobones]

The best series we didn’t need, but at the same time, what we need!!

[@rubyassassin6595]

It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.

[@WildHeart378]

I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry

[@the.true.A]

@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!

[@caseyleitch9357]

Hey

[@aliciamccaffrey7637]

@@WildHeart378 pp

[@DanielMendoza-vq6hs]

🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣

[@NatashaWinland]

I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂

[@deanaanderson7953]

Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999

[@Evo-Was-Taken]

OMG YES!

[@NatashaWinland]

@@Evo-Was-Taken don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.

[@Evo-Was-Taken]

@@NatashaWinland yes Me to

[@anthonynappa5165]

Yes

[@loganmaccallaugh114]

You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇

[@wrench_games4265]

True

[@Dunkee_vr]

@@wrench_games4265false

[@Plushworld22022]

Tru

[@tinevillefrance4157]

True lol

[@charliemaher8158]

​@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true

[@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622]

Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.

[@sidwilson_husbans666]

That true tho

[@shirouogami596]

How drunk is he

[@justinwilsonhowes3143]

​@@sidwilson_husbans666

[@sidwilson_husbans666]

@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what

[@juliasmith9906]

Hi there is that something that can help you

[@k0lapsed]

All ready my favorite KZbinr and I have only been watching for a few days

[@beckyfinfrock9151]

SAME

[@roman-flashspeedy1883]

Same

[@busteddiamond1714]

Same

[@katherinestacey7714]

SSSSAME😯😯😯

[@MICAH_MICAH101]

As he should be.

[@donnawanna9833]

I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.

[@Ely123eatmyshorts]

It's job simulator

[@mrfriespotato2834]

7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "

[@saraaltamimi1190]

TRUEE

[@thequestor5679]

EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago

[@BenMoore-k6o]

"GIVE ME IDENTIFICATION OR I WILL FORCE FEAD THIS BLEACH". "Is this bleach? Its pinks stuff" Got me cracking 😂😂

[@mmcherry2011]

Fr! Also I think the pink stuff is diet pepto bismol

[@u238productions]

@@mmcherry2011Or Pink Sauce, but Pepto makes a little more sense lol

[@Brysons-jq3mx]

It’s funny how the pink sauce is now a thing

[@Swordyll]

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "

[@tamsynmarie8526]

Not enough come back here!

[@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199]

@Ethan Porter lol

[@VT-ys7ci]

fkl;mn

[@chelseaharkins6660]

F that

[@Howsyourday207]

3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕

[@Lildarkieislife]

I used to watch this when i moved back into my grandmas house and this is stuck in my memory’s forever and im glad

[@sircharlesninefingers4170]

I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun

[@emmajay5666]

And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.

[@Chugway1138]

"Crusty looking". Clever.

[@siyacer]

That would be an experience

[@a_reelskitface]

If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin

[@mpcyp-pq8co]

Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab

[@B-A-E-B-A-E]

True tbh

[@TotalChaos-Cat]

I found this video yesterday and I've been ignoring it and now i have a new favorite KZbinr ❤❤❤

[@vdawg3831]

Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man

[@IAmCrusty]

thanks, bud :)

[@sawyerdadino]

Owwww, the falling in love 😍

[@alfielee6852]

nise one

[@niyabhatt1271]

I am a big fan

[@psycosanches589]

That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning

[@ya_boi_m.t4000]

His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty

[@AkaneSato-nb6xr]

I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZbin videos

[@preppy_bubblesroadto220imb6]

Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude

[@caitlynslife8711]

So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SwivelAxl]

LOL

[@DisposableJustice]

I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now

[@edith8761]

So true so true

[@DisposableJustice]

@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think

[@jolenegust7719]

Yes sir

[@mdlmfo]

oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant

[@DisposableJustice]

@@mdlmfo 😏

[@RaquelBrown-p5d]

Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.

[@Dovahshark]

7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny

[@10GaugeManiac]

Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

Lol

[@jocely400]

Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

@@jocely400 LOL 😂

[@dreyamarshall4383]

Cbggv

[@SyVant_K]

@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD

[@meep7677]

Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.

[@darryltaylor9384]

@Blue Zero same

[@COYIs86]

16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO

[@Butterfly-h5l]

*hands slushie* *fallls down* "Well that was rude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maisiemisti6527]

honestly I'd love to go to a shop and just see crusty throwing fireworks at me

[@Felix79dlx]

@Savanna Jones @Savanna Jones

[@WetcatFN]

@@Felix79dlx bro what

[@neem2048]

“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line

[@MrmcbeanVr90]

1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂

[@EsmiSanchez]

nooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@coreysala2456]

Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?

[@IAmCrusty]

I've played Arizona

[@VazNu7]

@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off

[@Beamngmonsterjam00]

Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun

[@coreysala2456]

@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.

[@SonGoku-kl2ed]

I live in Arizona

[@stefanm.734]

I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.

[@IAmCrusty]

Yes. Yes yes yes.

[@jerryamescua]

it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail

[@Nxqus]

@@jerryamescua Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that

[@baljindernijjar88]

Can u do this again in another video

[@jasongehman9020]

@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say.... R/Ihadastroke???..

[@Totally_Katherine_12]

4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

i think you can, you have to get lucky tho

[@joeyb7408]

*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT

[@mrhalfwit972]

that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*

[@joeyb7408]

@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020

[@joeyb7408]

@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.

[@c4ndym0nster]

Me tho

[@chillpizza_wastaken]

I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.

[@rpm9693]

6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol

[@rosiejohnson77]

L

[@naielsantoro7550]

You’re the best

[@tinadavis6037]

LOL do it AGAIN

[@NymanSax]

6:36

[@fireshield2398]

Lololol

[@YouAreAScaryStranger]

dude crusty my great sir ive worked in a retail shop it is torture once i had to kick someone out

[@Lucky-Lee93]

Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.

[@Ami_4667]

5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂

[@edka224]

Fun fact: the Pink stuff you can buy it for cars its for cars irl

[@kathymartinez7373]

I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese

[@Babyvalkyie]

After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZbinr.

[@JustinReillyhyers-q6d]

I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂

[@angelonyourwright874]

“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[@MoondustManwise]

Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun

[@Bannna_vr]

Ikr

[@Just_a_random_nobody.]

This was the first video I watched of Crusty a year and a few months ago. Now I've re-watched it, and my first thought was, "Wow, he's British." (At least I think...)

[@Distance6]

"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)

[@bluezero8557]

23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles. Im so glad i found this channel

[@IIIArtistixIII]

i agree

[@dallassamuel1825]

But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach

[@dallassamuel1825]

So do u me a pink stuff

[@jamesholliday2946]

I’m glad that I found this channel is well

[@SomeGuy25694]

Same

[@hendrivanzyl4058]

I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.

[@gooseyboy3868]

I was genuily scared when Crusty yelled at the robot who had his phone and wanted his hotdog.

[@joakablondie]

Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌

[@life.w.gemma9384]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Elizabeth-hf8jr]

@@life.w.gemma9384 not funny

[@Tigron101]

For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.

[@SkR_Blade]

The fact he rubbed the hot dog on the floor as a "special ingredient "

[@martynlevallee6923]

LOL 😂

[@caitlynslife8711]

Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system

[@SRMC957]

5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@bowseythetankengine2445]

AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM HERE RIGHT NOW STOP IT!!!!!

[@TheDallaslp]

I found your channel yesterday and my thought was "He hasn't even reached the 100k? How?!" Today I wake up, watch the next video and see the sub count xD

[@toxicandrave3018]

Nobody: Crusty: “ imagine what your mother is going to say when she sees the bill”

[@ToxIc_BETrayaL]

"I hope you get eaten by a crocodile, a mechanical crocodile without a conscious :D" one of my favorite lines.

[@coloofficial5024]

Crusty: 3:12 *spills his drink and throws it on the floor for him to pick it up Also Crusty: T H A T W A S R U D E

[@adamibrahim485]

He meant she didn’t take it the drink

[@coloofficial5024]

@@adamibrahim485 ik... and I meant he threw a drink on the floor and said that was rude 😂

[@jocely400]

Good afternoon, human, I would like to purchase these 👹CHIP'S 👹 0:10

[@JoPops28]

1:03 Secret Ingredient your gonna love it

[@jivossingh1662]

this video is better than 99% of shorts

[@juliolarios2239]

6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"

[@darth1780]

This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”

[@KTGOTD]

Stop being mean and learn how to type

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@KTGOTD What

[@FinnyTheFoxX]

“your a *long pauses* real good person!”

[@dvkevin]

Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!

[@MrSky-us1jj]

15:19 No one: Absolutely no one: Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet

[@Pikog777]

"Stick of butter" LOL that's a Twinkie XD

[@LetsPlayer3o9]

how many people are coming back everyday?!

[@oddrottenmilk1587]

16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor

[@IAmCrusty]

i hope so

[@DS-jd6cb]

How are baby's made

[@DS-jd6cb]

In robot

[@odinsbeard7900]

But we’re a human

[@AFWlovesPyro]

This guy reminds me of Jack Sparrow in Pirates Of The Caribbean and I love it😂😂😂

[@thelaststormtrooper4326]

No matter how irritating the customer, Humans were required to smile & be polite...... No.

[@jasongehman9020]

my fav line lol

[@Galactic_15]

Crusty is like that one sleezy corner store owner thats a bit of a toss up when it comes having what you're looking for.

[@linazibiene723]

lfxdghj

[@Zenith32]

🎶 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA HURT YOU🎶 GET RICKROLLED

[@polatkamber3413]

​@@Zenith32 get fuck roll

[@Korvaxis]

@@Zenith32 this kid

[@_11666]

The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂

[@mossegaming]

"Yesterday's news simulations are at an all-time high, Today's news your still standing in my way" had me dying

[@LucasCarter-oj6zj]

Same😂

[@Goldcraft-nv1xy]

3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”

[@jackkeith7812]

This is so bloody funny love your vids Iamcrusty 😂😂

[@grimmoflunalis1440]

"I'll throw my giant banana" Crusty 2020

[@runawaydragon7455]

The human uprising of 2027? That's 7 years from now

[@PandaStudiosIvy]

i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny

[@fuzzyunicornhugs1757]

1:34 I have been cracking up so hard from this-

[@huggyandnofriends8168]

Yes😊😊😊

[@minahilbaig1822]

Agreed! 😂🤣

[@megamixelfan]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:( bot: :3

[@Johnr9783]

XD

[@MrKerry-xv9wh]

I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.

[@stevekennett8852]

Me***

[@AlfsGirl]

My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .

[@3C5TACY]

Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!

[@nr5008]

at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!

[@MichelleMallinder-p2j]

You are already my favourite KZbinr

[@GoofyAhhUncleProductions962]

“Get off your danm phone and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SHOP, GET HIT BY A CAR TOO” -I am crusty 2020

[@Pgxrexsonic]

“It’s not hot” “your in for a world of lies my green screen friend” thus was super funny 😁

[@Stephanie_frank]

You copy cat

[@Pgxrexsonic]

@@Stephanie_frank ok

[@Pgxrexsonic]

@@Stephanie_frank sorry didn’t know

[@joshaviationii3627]

pov: the grumpy worker

[@Offical_E34]

i like when you talk to the bot with the bot your like GET OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTANTIN TO ME IM HERE.

[@davidkeyes4062]

Oh my god this is my first video watching you and I'm so glad I decided to watch you you're my new favorite KZbinr

[@thiagoay7]

0:41 oh the freezer okay

[@MaeganDoubleU]

I know it pains you to play these but honestly I NEED more 😂😂😂

[@mr_overkill_0077]

Crusty is definitely one of the funniest youtubers ever

[@deanaanderson7953]

I like him as much as markimoo, and I LOVE THAT MAN (wait not that way)