Getting Banned from the Mall in 3 Seconds

[@warhammeronlinenut]

We all gonna ignore the fact that dog jumped down from atop the fridge?

[@Clums_xx]

nice pin

[@shinyzane2660]

PIN!!!!

[@certified_geek7536]

Yooooooooo I'm super early to the pinned comment what should I make my comment be

[@user-ky8vw4rb2p]

bro the ok now It’s 6 months is crazy lol

[@user-ky8vw4rb2p]

+nice pin

[@aaronpincus6095]

The dog was not comforting her. As a trained Service dog it was holding her down so she wouldn't hurt herself by falling off the couch or just thrashing around. Also, if she were standing at the onset, the dog is trained to jump on the person a certain way letting them know they have to sit down as an epileptic seizure is imminent. Thus avoiding injury from a fall. The comfort part comes after she has regained consciousness.

[@Martin-kn1cn]

How do the dogs sense that a seizure is imminent? This is fascinating

[@redfailhawk]

@@Martin-kn1cn Service dog handler here, though not the same type of work. They can actually smell a chemical change that precedes a seizure! They do the same for Cardiac and Diabetic alerts. Pretty darn cool. Then you have my dog, who shows me the source of sounds because I'm deaf.

[@rayzr8945]

Nope pretty sure the dog was just getting a massage

[@LogsMaggot]

We don't deserve dogs

[@superintendent1152]

@@redfailhawkyour dogs stil cool

[@JustAlesan]

1:11 it's not just comfort - it's a trained service dog who detects seizures, brings medicine and if it's too late/too bad, even stabilizes her. He is holding her arms in place and makes sure that she doesn't fall down and get's hurt. Yes it's comfort but this doggo is hella smart and well trained

[@earthlingjohn]

And waits...with determined vigilance...atop the refrigerator

[@HMBRTOABLE]

Why was the dog on the fridge though? 😀

[@JustAlesan]

@@HMBRTOABLE the owner said they were taking some pictures. Don't know much tho and just saw the clip + explaination from the owner

[@TVK_Idiotwork]

*amazing..good job. I like the video. funny and entertaining*

[@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ]

Or, or... The dog sees a fun time

[@SsKribble]

"Ok now its 6 months" bro was so done lmao

[@Jayfive276]

"He". The Word is "He". Use it.

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[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

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[@theREALaxolotl3]

@@Jayfive276what

[@veryconcerned9561]

@@Jayfive276you seem fun

[@kevi-x2z]

0:08 that security guard was like "im not getting paid enough for this"

[@clray123]

Within 6 months he will probably be jobless anyway.

[@cebruthius]

He looks like he needs a kiss and a hug

[@BobbyCroseBewler]

He must not be considering how fucking miserable he is

[@NobodyReallly]

I dont know, you take an underweight guy and put him in a position with a milligram of power and he seems to enjoy that he can personally invent how long you are banned from the mall, he probably does it so often he cant even keep track of all the people lol

[@BobbyCroseBewler]

Miserable bastard.

[@laceron6282]

That cardboard art is actually insane. Some people’s talent is just beyond words

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[@Lalagartitita]

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[@jeffgratt7930]

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[@EeveeRealSenpai]

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[@soular420]

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[@michaelyano6094]

I love how he still tosses the package even though hes stealing it

[@tsm688]

when he gets home, "priceless antique... well fuck"

[@uhf72]

Muscle memory

[@DJ20000]

@@ChrisShafferOfficialfirst warning for not having parents to love you

[@Marcara081]

Thieves are a stupid folk.

[@disguiseddv8ant486]

How do you know that he was stealing the package? The video was edited. He could've realized after that he dropped off the package at the wrong house.

[@Adam-326]

2:46 I like how he still throws it carelessly despite the fact that he’s going to steal it.

[@Juke_The_Fluff]

Could've also been a wrong address. The app we use sometimes only tells you you're at the wrong spot after you've taken the picture, because the gps sometimes becomes more precise as you stand still. You never know, but then again, I would expect theivery from someone who treats a package that carelessly. Take some pride in your job, man.

[@bongobongo3661]

I'm not defending him but I doubt being a delivery guy is a job worth being proud over given how poorly it pays ​@@Juke_The_Fluff

[@DoTheFlopp]

​@@Juke_The_Fluffhe didn't look like he processed that it was the wrong place

[@josephfield6969]

@@Juke_The_Fluffif it was the wrong address, he wouldn’t have taken the picture

[@Mr011i3]

@@josephfield6969 "The app we use sometimes only tells you you're at the wrong spot AFTER you've taken the picture"

[@mayhmong]

As a former nail technician, I wonder if that manicure machine can disinfect after each customers. I have seen so many nail fungus infections quite often from people who had gone to places that don't use proper sanitation practice after each client.

[@ninagonzalez8161]

I thought the same thing

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Never even occured to me, I don't paint my nails since they chip no matter what I try. Really hope it does have the right sanitization, though... that's kind of disturbing.

[@RazorWinter]

Feels like only the paint is touching the nails? Would the needle still contaminate this way?

[@nimue325]

I can’t imagine going to a big box store for a manicure, so it specifically might help the people who would. Having a robot which is counting time and measuring disinfectant accurately rather than guessing would be good for people who are not already thinking about the potential for infection is this kind of situation.

[@oilybrakes]

Just as it dips into the nail polish, it can dip the tip into a container with alcohol.

[@_Duckyy]

The cardboard art actually the most impressive thing I've seen in a wile.

[@pinguincoder]

Your Content is shit​@@ChrisShafferOfficial

[@CrazyHomelessWeirdo]

The cardboard is taking reminds me of these little paper. Cut out things my mother had left over from my Grandma who bought him back from when she lived in China. Beautifully. Intricately cut thin pieces of paper madeating the various Chinese architecture. They were beautiful

[@Gregknows-uj8gg]

It was very impressive. I also agree with you.

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[@moos5221]

I would like to raise awareness to 1:51 showing a "Pekingese" dog breed, which is a breed suffering from Brachycephalic Airway Obstruction Syndrome (BAOS). These dogs can not breathe normal because of the way their nose is redacted into their skull, they experience some level of discomfort all live long and can not exercise and run like healthy dogs because of their breathing problems. Breeding unhealthy dogs like this is also referred to as torture breeding, because humans create dogs that are tortured by health conditions just because humans think it's cute.

[@Voltmander]

thanks for raising awareness of things like that

[@Blarblur]

​@@krolmuch Is that a joke

[@daiblaze1396]

How about those British bulldog that can barely move and shows also difficulty to breathe? And so on. I guess any breed that seems weird (body, face) suffers the same fate. Thanks for pointing this out !

[@aidenmartin6674]

Yeah, I was looking at those eyes popping out. Some of those types of dogs actually have their eyeballs pop out because the socket is too shallow. Don’t buy animals that are unethically bred

[@furretwalk2447]

@@krolmuch How do you live with yourself?

[@honor_faith_transform]

@1:38 I totally thought he was about to say "cheaper than a regular taxi." 😂

[@mattinacave1947]

Apparently they're only suppose to cost as much as an Uber ride, I'm kinda wondering why they didn't say regular taxi.

[@Ghostiification]

@@mattinacave1947 I assume as much as an uber ride in China. Who knows how many hundred usd that is.

[@rannnoch]

yep and I totally trust chinese quality, they have scheduled train derailment every other week who wouldnt want to get in a shitty plastic helicopter

[@HullsColby]

I'm thinking exactly this, why not just use a regular ol' car? Or is this thing supposed to go quite the distance?

[@lobalemon-7800]

@@rannnochthey aren’t necessarily being made by China, the ones in the video may be, however I did a project about 2 years ago for engineering on a very very similar concept that was being designed by a German (I think) company that was called the Volocopter. Same concept, it was pioneered as a taxi to go from the airport to a hotel or something similar and was supposed to have the same benefits as he listed in the video. Check them out they were a pretty wicked design.

[@Enoonb]

"Quieter, safer and cheaper" he says as it leaves a massive smoke trail behind.

[@TheAccursedEntity]

Smoke can be quieter, safer and cheaper than a helicopter lol they didn't say cleaner.

[@cruxinatorify]

Nice, so complete Europe can drink out of paper straws, pay unlimited prices for green energy and will be forced to Drive an e car. 🫶

[@turkeycannon161]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but those are smoke flares used during air shows, they are being used in the video because it's the grand opening of the service the smoke is not coming from the vehicle itself which is electric.

[@thecomedypilot5894]

@@TheAccursedEntityNo. Wrong.

[@zooning-6843]

@@turkeycannon161let’s hope there being sarcastic, as the alternative is there slow…

[@jwalker3919]

Amazon driver really was determined to break whatever he was about to steal with that toss.

[@caseyb1346]

Think he just wanted to take his frustrations out on this delivery/customer in particular but couldn't make up his mind how to do it.

[@AC3handle]

Really hope he gets fired and prosecuted.

[@shadowstalker1515]

Probably took the picture before he realized it’s the wrong address

[@postalizeMike]

Yes, when we realize we have the wrong house we need to deliver it to the correct one... Also, throwing puffy clothes in bags is the norm

[@cmtippens9209]

How do people still not realize that they should behave like they are always on camera.....because they likely are.

[@JoeFly2009]

Banned from Mall Speedrun Any%

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

First warning for committing a logical fallacy

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[@poggyroblox3378]

hi

[@SaulGoodman313]

20 mins and the bots are already kicking in

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[@coryfernandez2355]

1:21 as an epileptic myself, i wish I had that comfort

[@realdavebob]

I hope her mouth wasnt foaming saliva otherwise, game over yk

[@lachlancurrie6143]

The skill that excavator driver had to be able to hit the ball back-and-forth with those two lads is just incredible.

[@ShimmerWyn]

I came to the comments to say exactly this! That blew my mind more than anything else in the montage.

[@BrightJuni]

That’s goals right there

[@znJakobnz]

The "temporary tattoo" plant is a silver fern from New Zealand! We use it as a logo for a lot of our national sports teams.

[@briishcabbage568]

Also, it's a reused clip, annoyingly. Im pretty sure it was used in a 2020 video, but that was so long ago it probably doesnt matter.

[@kilihack228]

​@@briishcabbage568 im matters to me, it s not a first time when a clip is reused.

[@carmenl163]

I thought it was incredibly lazy not to name the plant.

[@TheMysticalSerpent]

I recognized it and came to the comments looking for this

[@jarvis9092]

Bro thats almost in everywhere in india

[@NathanielTavington]

I think it needs to be addressed that the dog "comforting" its owner is actually a medical service dog. It retrieved her medication from the top of the fridge, and then laid on top of her as trained to prevent her from injuring herself. I am not saying this to downplay the love the dog has for the owner, as dogs who are trained have to have a certain personality type (lovingly nicknamed "velcro" due to their neediness for affection and closeness), and there is definitely a loving bond between service dogs and the people in their care, but I just want to make it clear that this isn't a candid video of a dog's instinctive behavior, but rather an example of an extremely dedicated, professionally trained and intelligent animal performing it's tasks.

[@foxygrin]

thank you for this

[@kamek2799]

thx for the enlightning :)

[@zooning-6843]

Is this not assumed?

[@sprucedavis8987]

Cornball🤓

[@Mallhall85]

You rly think this needs to be addressed?😅🤷‍♂️ Its so obv...✌️

[@mlodyesef]

1:10 in the original reel from her instagram she wrote that her seizures took hours not minutes. Quite big difference i would say

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I saw that one, too. There was no mention of any sort of "help" button to call EMS. That worries me more than a little.

[@Freshy111]

2:27 "You are being chosen. Do not resist."

[@toonistiny]

So cute 😂

[@kirsvald9513]

CDS's work in progress, floor-to-hand delivery, please stand still

[@frozenbard]

cat distribution system

[@DiamondOre_dc]

1:09 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE DOG WAS ON THE FRIDGE

[@MrSoso1050]

Spider dog

[@KatTheNekox3]

Regular fridge dog

[@Aaa-dv3oi]

LMAO WHAT

[@anovosedlik]

my thoughts exactly

[@princessthyemis]

Dang i didnt even notice that!

[@Adurite]

"Would you kiss me though?" bro's intrusive thoughts won 😭

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

First warning for committing a logical fallacy

[@torixry]

🤑

[@Britain-England]

Verified tick person

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[@Neel_Kadve]

00:26 I love how the person holding the camera shook too.

[@ColumbidaeKing]

The delivery man was like: “here you don’t go 😊”

[@brianlawl]

Prob an illegal

[@shutupandeaturgrass8872]

​@@brianlawl quick to judge aren't you, if he's white do you presume he's illegal

[@rannnoch]

​@@shutupandeaturgrass8872 3ft tall, white, giant orb eyes? definitely

[@kittysweetelite]

@@brianlawl what the fuck kind of comment is this

[@Lexi_Sharp]

@@brianlawl YOOOO WHAT IS YOUR DAMNAGE!?!

[@spamlessaccount]

2:48 you'd think he'd handle it more carefully if it was for himself...

[@alesturon502]

IKR xd goes to show how its a habit for him to treat the packages like that

[@joesmith1574]

@@ChrisShafferOfficialstill trying to promote your channel?

[@61rampy65]

@@joesmith1574 Nobody in their right mind would want to visit his channel now.

[@Hiboyboy123]

​@@ChrisShafferOfficial, you do know that what you just said is a logical fallacy in of itself...

[@youngpasta5722]

@@ChrisShafferOfficialur never gonna be anything or anyone big or great

[@TheSimba86]

2:52 I like how he tosses it because he is too lazy to walk that extra few steps but not too lazy to walk over and steal it right after

[@Axiarus]

He might have realized he delivered to the wrong house.

[@truthseeker9454]

IKR. How about the way he glitches over to do the deed at 2:51?

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Hopefully the people who throw him in prison are equally as rough.

[@RaiderAvian]

​@@AxiarusAfter he took a picture to confurm the delivery? The home owner clearly had a reason to upload this clip from their camera. The company should fire this lazy thief.

[@BionicDirector117]

​@@AxiarusThat was my initial thought. As someone who has done that job before, it happens a lot.

[@abaddon_exe]

**Damages package** **Steals it afterwards**

[@panda3909]

That cardboard art was actually sick tho.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

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[@poggyroblox3378]

hi

[@chavidcarlson4300]

One question, Have you got your duck yet?

[@Trebord_]

That kitten just walking up and climbing the person's leg was just too adorable

[@ubergeek1968]

I've had that happen. A small kitten whose stray other had been killed by a car climbed my leg while begging for help. I took him home with me and made sure he was healthy. He turned out to be way too energetic for my older cats, so I found him a new home, a farm in Northern Utah where he could chase mice and torment other cats.

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[@Sr_ECO]

That's the cat distribution system

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[@Marcara081]

It's half the reason people think cats domesticated themselves.

[@ElementofKindness]

That deer had the most majestic dive into the pool.

[@grahamthomas9319]

Looked like she tasted some pool water there.

[@John_C-two]

ballz in my jawzs

[@MusketeerFC]

@@John_C-tworeal

[@Abdul-xl5vz]

THAT WATER PARK IS 2 MIN FROM MY HOUSE

[@emeralff881]

@gss5.1The Vollmer Complex in LaSalle, Ontario

[@seriousspikesam7770]

That cardboard art was phenomenal. I never expected someone to play against an excavator, but that's off my bucket list I guess. I know service dogs that can detect blood sugar and notify their owners, but this dog is something else. Worthy of a medal and a dozen treats.

[@_HuaCheng]

1:52 that dog has seen some things.

[@bubadeggs]

Bros all eyes

[@pixbunni]

poor guy

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Probably seen the dark side of the internet

[@justusP9101]

It’s disgusting how people still breed that disfigured dog breed

[@E3ECO]

Poor dog. What we have done to some breeds of dog is criminal.

[@kyberkreeper]

To be fair, If anyone else is a delivery driver, for amazon or something, you might have made the mistake of taking the picture only to realize ur at the wrong house. Sometimes after you take the picture, the delivery app will show you if you're near the geopin or not. I've had moments where I accidentally snap a picture of the package but the geopin shows it's at the wrong house (like the house next to it) so then I'm like "oops" and I have to go bring the package to the right house and retake the picture. Even we make mistakes sometimes, and this is what might've happened I don't wanna assume the guy stole it (unless it was proven or smthn I didnt see the full video if there is one.)

[@warman1944]

That's a pretty good point, I wouldn't have thought of that. Thanks for the insight from your job!

[@dr.a006]

Good point. But I think we’re all assuming the person who submitted the video was probably expecting THAT package. Who knows.

[@fleatactical7390]

Thanks for posting this. I don't think most people today are smart enough to realize things like this.

[@SirRichardKingOfCringe]

This is way I hate multi stops. Whenever I make that mistake, it's almost always on a multi stop.

[@Sara714]

I was thinking the same thing (just without the most precise detail in the world)

[@godsgamer7494]

That shadow artwork is so insane it's crazy

[@NosebleedPolitics]

That's the type of creativity, vision, and skill that makes you say someone is a genius.

[@Andrew-718]

Okay, that ending pole swing caught me off-guard, maintaining velocity with such elegance and static composure, it's beautifully impressive.

[@fckprc8149]

But you know what is not beautiful about it? The dude in a dress! XD

[@saenekokun2723]

​@@fckprc8149that's a dude???

[@OnyxANZ]

@@fckprc8149 "hurrdurr look at me I'm a bigot I'm so funny guys!"

[@justayoutuber1906]

Amish pole dancing

[@Soken50]

​@@fckprc8149 That's a woman.

[@dogwater5499]

Can we not normalize "content creators" harassing employees like in the first clip.

[@TylerHerz]

It’s kinda funny tho

[@FestiveRocket]

Don't worry, a 20 year old just got sued for his behavior lmao

[@AlexandreMS71]

@@TylerHerz no, it is not, by no means. It is terrible.

[@TylerHerz]

@@AlexandreMS71 blah blah blah take a joke

[@caseyb1346]

@@AlexandreMS71 it's like we're living in a version of clockwork orange where the kids are all into ultra-disrespect instead of ultra-violence. Quick someone setup a milk bar!

[@joliealbury6936]

0:49 Finally, a politician I can trust.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Well, they still got Hunter Biden though.

[@sardonicus1739]

I bet he takes bribes. I bet all it would take is a bit of bacon to get him to do whatever the lobbyists want.

[@scottbecker4367]

Seems like all bark and no bite to me.

[@BugsAGD]

​@@scottbecker4367 better than the current president.

[@CBY404]

President Biden : Sniffs , Dementia , taxes President Dog : Barks , Sniffs , Follows you , Protects you , is safe around your childerns , only requires daily food and care

[@e4yNHzsPqMG]

the plant at 0:18 is a silver fern, and the "tattoo" actually consists of the spores present under the leaves

[@GayAssSystem]

Is it safe?

[@darcydarcyhi]

the deer was so determined to get to the other side of the pool! what a trooper!

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

First warning

[@northstar6920]

Oh dear...

[@exwa1300]

I imagine that Deer just said one thing in its head whilst jumping in the water 2:13 GERONIMO!!!!

[@pizzakaden]

that video is from my city, it jumped through the window and broke it

[@poggyroblox3378]

hi

[@KokoJustKoko]

"You're art, Harry." "I'm what?"

[@irishuisman1450]

you're cardboard, Harry

[@TheSlowPianist]

For fuck's sake Harry you're a fucking silhouette on a mouldy wall!

[@RJrockstars]

"Art, and a fine good one at that"

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

You're a figment of JK Rowling's imagination Harry...

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

Istg wherever college that dude went to, they're lucky to have a graduate like him

[@TsathogguaFTW]

1:43 cheaper than a regular helicopter?!?!? WOW! That will save me.... ehm.... mmh....alot.

[@GameMaker242]

I had to scroll too much to find this comment. I really laughed out loud when he said it in the video

[@MrSoso1050]

Its cheaper because they ignore safety

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

exactly, like who the hell is ordering a helicopter to get around

[@moho472]

@@ThatNerdGuy0 Rich people.

[@hellknightmordred7655]

Yeah I cringed when I saw that. To anyone who knows the safety protocols in china..yeah this is going to end badly.

[@0That_Guy0]

Those delivery drivers sure are boosting the sale of cameras.

[@thearbitar4458]

2:27 Congratulations, you have been chosen. You have now become a cat owner.

[@sandcat2383]

The cat distribution system at work

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[@fgaviator]

Cats don't have owners. They have staff.

[@thearbitar4458]

@@fgaviator butlers

[@thehorrorhunter]

That art was absolutely stunningly amazing wow.

[@MorganDeacetis]

2:11 that swimmer had excellent form! Just look at the grace of that leap.

[@Terratomere]

bro went

[@EinXTRAZ]

@@ChrisShafferOfficialget a life you copy and paste toddler

[@Galeritooo]

@@Terratomerebro goed

[@deanneely3443]

The woman having a seizure will not be "back to normal" in a few minutes. She will become postictal, the phase after a seizure. It can really mess someone up for hours or even days. Her dog is a sweetheart though.

[@jalengreene7323]

“Pole dancing poptart doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you” Pole dancing poptart: 2:58

[@Faereola]

That’s THE Mathilda put some respect on her 🙏🙏

[@ephraimcullen]

If you want to see a poll dance, then head on down to the voter booth, haha

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[@BunnySpaceMachine]

You mean "pole" dancer 🤨

[@jalengreene7323]

@@BunnySpaceMachine oh damn

[@alhypo]

One of our neighbors had a service dog for their son who has seizures. But he got hit by a car and lost his ability to predict seizures. 😢 Though he's still a very good boy.😊

[@exosproudmamabear558]

Can you predict seizures with smell? How? Note: I searched internet abd learned scientists do not know either. I wonder which chemical they are smelling. It could prevent or even help curing the disease if it searched properly

[@isminivermekistemeyenmahmut]

​@@exosproudmamabear558aren't they had to know in the first place in order to train dogs to predict it?

[@alhypo]

@@exosproudmamabear558 You are correct. We don't know if dogs do this from smell or by picking up on behavioral cues. They might even be able to detect electrical changes in humans. There are other canine species with documented abilities to detect electromagnetic distortions. I don't think it's well researched in domesticated dogs but it's certainly a possibility. Regardless, it is well-known that dogs are exceptionally sensitive to humans so they are uniquely qualified to perform this service to us even though we do not understand the mechanism.

[@Forseenlife]

​@@exosproudmamabear558cure? 😂 Things aren't cured.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@isminivermekistemeyenmahmut Not exactly, you can train on patients who have seizures dog will figure it out that is the smell. They are pretty smart about their noses. There are a lot of times they did research like this. Dogs first take the scent of a patient usually their owners who is sick,then can be trained to differantiate other patients then scientists search high and low to find which compound they are smelling. It usually helps to understand the pathology.

[@mr.pumpkin3266]

Pekingese owners explaining how their deformed dog that would kill itself if it had human mind are the cutest things ever

[@iarepanda1503]

1:52 dude look how far its nose is pushed in, can't imagine the difficulty breathing poor thing

[@awiseman6870]

That shadow art is insane

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

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[@Xonida_NcTroller]

These fucking mosquito bots man

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

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[@mxslick50]

@@Xonida_NcTroller Report them as spam.

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

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[@BloxyBoom2]

bet that delivery driver is fired now

[@sparkydeltorro]

sherlock holmes

[@Karynthian]

Hope so

[@zvicinou]

This clip was also on reddit, and OP said, it was reported and got their money back very fast. But did not know any further details regarding the driver.

[@bogeymanbear]

Mr obvious over here, cracked the case!

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

I hope not

[@vexen2054]

1:10 did this dog just jumped of the fridge?

[@matthewmigura8052]

Right like did no one catch that???

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

true wtf

[@ecoverm6314]

IT DID. I think it was grabbing the meds like the good dog it is

[@Malregima]

My mind got blown away when I rewatched it omg. The dog is a goat/cat confirm Still good doggo for getting med and staying together with its human buddy

[@DonnieX6]

@@ecoverm6314 Thought the same first, but when the dog jumps from the fridge it did not have the meds in its mouth, it got it somewhere else afterwards. So probabaly just a cat in disguise after all, best answer I have 😅

[@MarinoTarot]

the end was very smooth :) thank you

[@HoV326]

1:45 I love how he says that about the air taxis like everyone just has or can afford a helicopter

[@Leslie_AF]

I was expecting him to compare it to a regular *taxi* when he was talking about it being safer and faster, but then he said regular helicopter I’m like Oh Okay

[@adoculos4521]

Dumb nuts, it's a public service.🤦

[@usmh]

How do you get that from what he said?

[@HoV326]

@usmh he says that the air taxi, something that logically is typically accessible to anyone, is more quiet and safe and more affordable than taking a normal helicopter. That would imply that if you've been in a helicopter ride, you'll be able to truly experience the difference between taking an air taxi vs taking a helicopter regarding noise level and safety and money. How many people can say they've been in a helicopter or can afford to just go for a ride in one vs the amount of people that should be able to with a taxi of any kind that you can take anytime you want? Most people will never really know the difference because most people have never been in a helicopter, let alone both

[@raamunkamisephirah1250]

China saw the Taylor Swift Airplane memes and were like "Write that down! Write that down!"

[@AshleighJadeH]

The last clip (pole) was actually incredible 😂 so smooth

[@antleer2264]

his name is queen mathilda 😅

[@Jakuri93]

May have delivered to the wrong house and noticed when he was sending the photo.

[@axeavier]

a smartphone has really decent cameras these days@BollywoodNewzz

[@anonymousperson6462]

​@@Jakuri93 nope, I wonder if I have that problem too, as a few packages aren't there when I come sometimes.

[@Jakuri93]

@@anonymousperson6462 May be some person at a similar street address that got the package with your name on it and thought ''What a wonderful gift'' . But all honesty, i don't know much of the publisher of the video to tell what was actually going on. But it looks like he stole it yes but strange for a delivery guy to do it at the doorstep xD

[@PLACEHOLDER_idk]

1:15 that dog do have a massage chair

[@YaBoiBoris]

that is so messed up but I hate that I thought it too 😭

[@pinguincoder]

Yeah was also thinking the Dog must enjoy the Ride 😅

[@badicecream574]

thats why the dog sat on her !!!!

[@ghassenbenabdallah5899]

Cursed 💀

[@freddyfivenightsatfreddy8135]

I thought the dog was doing something else if you know what I mean😏

[@Sheenifier]

What an opener to video! That was the prefects response from that security dude

[@clray123]

Seems like some powertripping moron without a sense of humor if you ask me.

[@RazorWinter]

Feels like new generations are carrying the bullying outside the schools with these tiktok trends. Satisfying to see one getting punished.

[@Sheenifier]

@@RazorWinter I wouldn't call that bullying. Bro was just being a dumbass throwing gas on the flame

[@clray123]

@@RazorWinterThey actually got a lot of clicks and views from the incident. And DailyDose paid licensing fees to show their stupid video. Punished?

[@SVEVelsen]

@@Sheenifier Harassing people by filming them in an intrusive manner is bullying. Typically argueing it's a semi-public (shopping center) or public area (the road) is not a valid defense against that either. FYI, couple months ago some guy doing that was actually shot with a firearm after being verbally told off just twice (which is a pretty escalatory response, lol), and the victim who shot the 'influencer' was acquitted. And I've dealt with filming peeps on several occasions with none of their moaning about their 'human right to film' or some bs ever resulting in any tangible results, while as per the fact it was security work and they had been told to leave already, most of those incidents became a civil or criminal matter; If there was a 'right to harass', I'd have been told back then.

[@LotsofStuffYT]

The dog would probably be a better candidate than what we have.

[@Randombookwoorm]

He looks so proud aswell lol

[@tacocin]

💯

[@thepowersplanet9915]

i feel the political fights coming

[@youraveragecupofjoe8461]

Fr bro 😂 lets go brandon

[@al_eggs]

enjoy this beautiful, pristine reply section while you can

[@NUKED0NI0N_978]

0:57 he’s got my vote

[@pastenml]

The dude apparently gave him his only clothes

[@kalma8216]

0:54 he has my vote

[@ChrisRot137]

Same

[@happyhattergamer8078]

And my axe!

[@Mystic_MKR]

And my bone

[@daylen577]

2:00 should unironically be part of your training for operating a digger, that's a great way to improve control over it

[@Adamcito.]

We need heavy machinery Olimpic Games!

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

@@Adamcito. that sounds pretty "heavy metal"..... not sorry

[@Darth-Lesbian]

@@Adamcito.I would actually watch that. What some of these guys can do with those machines is genuinely impressive.

[@RayMak]

Doggo is amazing President

[@OzzyInSpace]

Okay, that art guy is freaking cool. Talk about taking something boring, and most people throw away, and turning into something incredible.

[@DoctorX17]

Cardboard magician!

[@CRITICALHITRU]

Do people throw glue and talent away?

[@dootlegdino]

0:49 I’d vote for that dog

[@Zoomer_Boi]

Dog 2024

[@rittersportfan]

Some village in California has elected a dog for second mayor. So why not a president?

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

​@@rittersportfan because it'd be too similar to previous presidents 😂

[@PhantayX]

Let's go Brandon 😊

[@tupums]

Still is more articulate, cognitive ability and higher IQ then Biden.

[@Yes-hf6cw]

1:55 how much cruelty you have to have inside you to buy a dog like this.

[@anaalina5964]

More like breed rather than buy. If no one buys the dog they will just be killed, breeders don't give dogs for free.

[@Dustfired]

I doubt they even realize the dog is suffering

[@RandomJoole]

I guess some people think it's cute when their dog sleeps with a toy in a mouth to be able to breathe or randomly passes out for lack of oxygen sometimes

[@AdversaryOne]

lol I still can't believe how we took a wolf and made that. People are the worst thing that has ever happened to this planet.

[@anaalina5964]

@@AdversaryOne I would argue the Chicxulub asteroid was the worse contender lol.

[@victoriaramirez1926]

1:10 The dog literally jumps off the fridge 😂

[@everlyoshea]

That's about right...Aussis are mischievous

[@Volcano22207]

It looks like an Australian shepherd, if I’m remembering correctly one ended up on a guys roof

[@victoriaramirez1926]

@@Volcano22207it does look like a Australian Shepherd 😊

[@jeremedia0214]

2:16 Bambi needs to have some fun in the water park for vacation in case he gets bored in the forrest.

[@four4eight]

hopefully someone in there is a Disney princess so they can tame her!

[@ethancapstick6876]

1:17 what a good boyyyy ❤❤

[@elijah4229]

He said it's a she

[@ZombieSAVA]

Bro what’s the matter with that

[@TheAdministeredAero]

@@elijah4229he meant the dog

[@4ev3rTT]

@@TheAdministeredAero obviously

[@mainulshakib7569]

2:20 The deer just wanted to take a bath.

[@danielbaetens1587]

Can't believe it happend near my hometown

[@danielbaetens1587]

3 days later i went there to swim

[@h0im3die44]

@@danielbaetens1587I know a guy who was working there at the time.

[@milquetoasted]

@@h0im3die44 I was the deer

[@swampcooler8332]

1:54 what have we done to the mighty wolf... You know every moment of that things existence has to be agony

[@mikek0135]

Why?

[@swampcooler8332]

@@mikek0135 It's eyes don't fit in it's skull and it's upper respiratory system is 90% missing. Little dogs like that can't even properly maintain their body temperature. People look at dogs like this and say aww cute, but that "cute" comes with a lot of health issues and quality of life problems that would suck to have to live with.

[@mikejordan6650]

​@@swampcooler8332 This is the first I've heard of this. Where did you hear about this?

[@-Burb]

@@mikejordan6650 Brachycephalic airway syndrome is a genetic condition resulting from intentionally breeding dogs for a cosmetic appearance of short snouts with flat faces. Their anatomically shortened heads lead to structural changes to their throats and airways, which can cause trouble breathing and make these dogs prone to overheating. Basically think of the airway through the nose like a hose. In a normal dog with a snout, the airway is pretty much a straight line to the roof of the mouth/throat. However when short nosed dogs were bred, the shortened face also scrunched up the airways. The airway, instead of being straight and easy to breathe through, now has a much shorter distance to travel but is the same length. Because of this it ends up squished like a squiggly hose, which makes it harder to breathe and makes them more prone to blockages and infections. The same thing happens in bred short-faced cats.

[@XMysticHerox]

@@mikejordan6650Thats on you. This is pretty widely known. Feel free to read up on pugs. Wikipedia has a quick summary of all the different ways in which pugs suffer daily.

[@AstroSlamacow]

Honestly, that cardboard art has got to be one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

[@jamesperronedrums]

I can beat that time

[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

Hello everyone, good viewing🐼

[@un0_reverse_card]

@LreemsskevDratio

[@Stewartist1]

@LreemsskevDthis trend is over, stfu

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

First warning for committing a logical fallacy

[@PvcP1pe]

I see this as a challenge!

[@tillyhammick1393]

1:56 stop looking at me… WITH THOSE EYES!!!

[@Mostrichkugel]

That is actually a very pitiable creature.

[@juliaconnell]

woah - that artist is next level - so talented, amazing!

[@dogsshouldnotbevegan4699]

0:18 best tattoo idea ever

[@S_Hofmann]

2:02 In Germany we call this ,,Bagger-Wette"

[@jort93z]

"Günther, halt mein Bier"

[@Beamng.goat1748]

BAHAHAH DIGGAAA

[@TheAdministeredAero]

@@Beamng.goat1748what ?

[@Beamng.goat1748]

@@TheAdministeredAero german street language😊

[@stuffie5175]

I love this so much

[@tailsfan10]

3 seconds? Challenge accepted. **crashes car through the mall with Coconut Mall playing**

[@Emprism]

0:58 that dog looks like Hector Salamanca when he's shitting himself 😭

[@realdavebob]

lmaooo 😂

[@benjaminlozano8078]

0:42 puzzle from Resident Evil 7

[@gossbert_25]

Could be Caribbean

[@Trav81888]

Seizures scare the hell out of me

[@Justarandomsomeon3]

One small mistake from the robot manicure will make you say goodbye finger.

[@gigglyme2001]

@1:30 what would the etiquette in that situation be? I don’t think I’d have the nerve to go back and forth like that in the first place but I’m curious.

[@marlo626]

In this clip it looks like a child’s hand so they’re probably just trying to make trouble lol

[@lexmortis5722]

​@@marlo626the child's window is also on dark mode, maybe a kid trying to sleep and an entitled adult not willing to offer a reasonable compromise of "half shut"

[@PureRushXevus]

@@lexmortis5722 bring a mask I'd say, if you wanna sleep you can easily cover your eyes. but if you wanna look out the window of a plane to take in the view, you need a way to look out

[@thatguy5233]

@@lexmortis5722 i thought the same thing. it looks like all the lights are off. i think she's in the wrong here (unless she has a good reason)

[@humantoon]

@@lexmortis5722 the kid is still invading her space and being impolite. It’d be better if the kid asked her instead. I’ve seen a lot of kids making trouble bcuz the parents didn’t discipline them or raise them correctly, so it could also be that. Could go either way tbh

[@HuseyinDeniz-py8mt]

That dog president made my day hope more trust and understand YTTOKENS after all

[@ChrisShafferOfficial]

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[@awesome118-smmo]

Bots attract bots lmao

[@ilovebutterstuff]

It was kinda "meta" in a dark, twisted way. Got a kick out of it.

[@Parthgamer123]

0:35 Saw this with Kafka and Blade from HSR but can't remember if it was the same person or it was done with cardboard boxes

[@benselander1482]

Kafka and Blade were in Homestar Runner? I must have missed that one.

[@sexy_seal]

​@@benselander1482in honkai star rail lol

[@chabadoforangecounty4021]

"The air taxis are quieter, faster and safer but only emits 10x smoke then cars"

[@mikaelafoscore1236]

0:50 Got my vote FAR over the last two jokes we've delt with. Dog for President!

[@gr8dvd]

False equivalence. Always voting for the least worse choice… how do you even feign being presidential from a jail cell?

[@Musical_Nero]

Dog? I thought that was Biden

[@ERG199]

2:35 was so funny 😂😂😂

[@everythingeverett3021]

2:05 those skills

[@robinpetal6850]

0:09 the ultimate rejection😔

[@Tyranzor64]

2:30 congratulations on your new cat

[@nunya8351]

That dog looks far too aware of his surroundings to be the president.

[@Goodfella0982]

at 1:12 my heart goes out to that girl who has seizures, because I too, have grand mal seizures. I know how her situation feels and it's rough most of the time, but we have to remember how grateful we are to be here! It's very nice to see that she is well protected! That dog seems to be amazing! I wish I could train my dog to do that.

[@realdavebob]

me too ❤️‍🩹 grand-mals, partial, focal, petite, u name it, I had em all. cant trust the ppl that helped me then to “help me” anymore unfortunately it breaks my heart

[@the-lenny-dood7502]

0:44 missed opportunity to Rick rolled us.

[@EnoVarma]

0:30 I don't understand how him and I are the same species.

[@thepeacefulbuddah]

(0:59) Well, that's concerning... My mom is a nail tech, and she likes her job...

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

2:43 See her future job. And no, I am not being mean. That guy probably used to work for a small business that was forced to close. And in 10 years time, these delivery drivers will be replaced by robots. We all need to wake up to the handful of oligarchs that have been taking over our lives.

[@Mechveteran011]

I love how DDoI doesnt blur criminals faces like the "actual" news loves to do. Thank you sir, we really appreciate that.

[@iloveappleyoutube7198]

That guy should have his own cardboard art museum

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

I've realized that I need to look more into how seizures work. Thought that it was a hospital trip every time, not that you could just go back to normal. Now that I realize it, I'm not even sure what actually happens during one. Thanks for getting me on track to researching something important!