Seal Slaps Man With An Octopus

[@dolulare]

The best title in human history

[@Nokenheimer]

I wrote a dot as a reply and then edited it just to be up here. 200IQ plays bois

[@lucasbrummett8112]

How does the most simple comment get pinned?

[@buttyz9913]

Congratulations on being pinned

[@Commonenemyz]

Not really

[@chiliboi1951]

Ikr I was so confused I was like wait what.....

[@elle-mv1bj]

"honey, how was kayaking?" " i got slapped by a seal with an *octopus* "

[@Edoleez]

Wife: what? Husband: wait correction i mean a seal slap me with an octopus Wife: ...

[@codyblea3638]

"SOME MOTHERFUCKER HIT ME WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!"

[@justajun]

"huh?" "oh wait, i got slapped with an octopus by a seal"

[@fantent.5753]

With*

[@aniketthepersuer2310]

By a seal

[@macchhar5994]

just imagine the amount of disrespect when a seal slaps u with an octopus

[@ivrajjassal4545]

Mad Lad and it’s in front of your friends 🤣

[@DreamskyDance]

seal was having a bad day.. fuck this octopus..and fuck this guy..

[@Aloha1041]

Mad Lad imagine how the octopus feels

[@nvmffs]

@@Aloha1041 The octopus is pretty happy. He's been wanting to slap a man for ages but nature hadn't given him the necessary tools.

[@night00glider]

Seal : Don Corleone send his regards.

[@plucas1]

Imagine being that octopus. You're tentacle-ing along, having a normal day, when you're suddenly grabbed by a giant blubber monster who flings you at a giant stick-monster in outer space.

[@jiyhaayah2912]

plucas1 why isnt this top comment?

[@aravind2966]

They were friends and it was their plan

[@samiazaman7940]

plukas1 why isn't this top comment? (2)

[@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost]

None of his octopus friends will believe him

[@NafeeDoesStuff]

First octpus alive from space

[@lemonade2473]

That seal knew the man in a previous life.

[@vladdracul5072]

No, the man was annoying him in this one.

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

That man stole money from me in my previous life! Charles, you apple pate, beard splitter, blunderbuss! You bull calf! Death’s head upon a mop-stick!! I BITE MY THUMB A THEE! Take this! *slaps with octopus*

[@alvarojneto]

"SLEEP WITH MY WIFE, WILL YOU?!"

[@EduardoRodrigues-ev7ej]

@@vladdracul5072 the joke >> you

[@onlyscams]

He owed him money 🤣

[@adamnajami4902]

Damn that seal woke up on the wrong side of the ocean.

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

:O

[@zorro2119]

Hi

[@josie955]

I wonder if the seal just wanted to give him some food lol

[@taipanguts]

Woke up on the wrong side of the sea floor

[@somethingorsomething9283]

lol

[@quincyjenkins981]

The seal just wanted to give the dude a “high eight”

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

You can stop scrolling right here. It won't get any better than this.

[@andytjhin7670]

Lol, maybe you mean suck on this tentacles 😂😂😂.

[@quincyjenkins981]

Chibi terasu y r u up so early my phone says u commented 2hrs ago and it’s not even 6:30 yet

[@Betaster3000]

Quincy Jenkins different timezones

[@kid6239]

Cringe

[@ItsCrispy73]

Octopus slaps a seal with a man

[@pentime4431]

Man slaps octopus with seal

[@100k1-f3j]

Here before this hits 1k

[@exqii_7638]

*this became Soviet russia quickly*

[@salmamanzoor4952]

SEAL SLAPS SEAL WITH A SEAL

[@Shadow-876]

@@exqii_7638 *the fucks goin on in soviet Russia*

[@squash9189]

“And this is the best part, a seal came up, carrying a octopus, *AND SLAPPED ME!* “ “ok grandpa, let’s get you to bed”

[@barakolshe4116]

😂😂

[@crystallation4249]

"no, really. It happened before"

[@pennytrui1149]

Lmao 😂

[@NotA_Lemon211]

lmao

[@SwaggerChiick1]

😂😂😂😂 excellent comment!

[@chibiart8320]

That cyclist gave me anxiety oml

[@colton8990]

"Seal slaps man with octopus" Sentences previously unsaid in human history

[@colton8990]

Nice

[@blak3brutus229]

@@sandwing2582 delete ur comment

[@blak3brutus229]

@@sandwing2582 did u read his name? And it was childish af lol

[@blak3brutus229]

@@sandwing2582 lol go listen to dragonforce, or something, feel like that ud like it XD

[@13BGunBunny]

Another one is: "Hand me that piano."

[@seriousspikesam7770]

Damn... not sure if that slap means he's lucky or unlucky. Also, if a rhino demands belly rubs, you *better* give those belly rubs!

[@justarandomguy3237]

Navy seals use guns Ordinary seals use *OCTOPUS*

[@core7330]

Lmao best comment

[@mchrys1]

Gold

[@Oreosmilkshake]

Reminded me that army seals from the RED ALERT 2

[@alejandrocastaneda1837]

Why doesn’t this comment have that much likes already 😂

[@justin3161]

hey I’m the 666 like

[@swadianchills2597]

this guy doesn’t clickbait at all

[@henrymahoro8263]

Ikr

[@noahmay7708]

People comment this every single video. Trust me, we appreciate it.

[@wolfie6175]

He did once. Something about a fire lightning thing in which he included a thumbnail which wasn't actually in the video.

[@swadianchills2597]

@@wolfie6175 😂😂

[@wolfie6175]

@Gordon Ramsay Nono what I'm saying is the thumbnail wasn't in the video rest everything was fine about that lightning storm in volcano thing.

[@chillreviewer]

Man: stops giving rhino belly rubs Rhino: Gives him death stare Man: continues to nervously rub his belly

[@apathyguy8338]

Did you notice that there is a woman behind the guy? I'm pretty certain she's giving him a happy ending. The Rhino couldn't care less about a belly rub.

[@PIuto_Is_Not_A_Planet]

Lgend says the man is still giving the Rhino belly rubs

[@Balnazzardi]

They say that man is still rubbing the belly of that rhino....

[@aaronburr5732]

kyle liang legend*

[@skskskskskssksksksks9544]

@@apathyguy8338 BRUHHHH

[@2xbarret367]

You usually find rhinos as wild, scary, and intimidating animals but when they're in desperate need of a belly rub, they're kinda cute ngl

[@speaar]

Yeah they’re cute till they lacerate the outer part of your flesh, then impale and pierce through your lungs, then maul your skull 💀.

[@sebastianzaczek]

I was confused When i read the title I was even more confused after i watched the video

[@sheikhnazib7086]

DerSibbe O Edit: why did this get like -.- I made it by accident l0l

[@Agent-il7lb]

Same

[@etikaarchive6253]

Damn....

[@dougie5073]

Seals are evolving people be careful

[@instinct_8879]

I was the 1000th like

[@Plasstyre]

"This rhinoceros ran right up to this photographer and demanded belly rubs." *OH, MY HEART*

[@onesetinstruments9344]

It had no horn

[@thatrand0mnpc]

@@onesetinstruments9344 it's a rhinohornceros

[@luismarcial1075]

Rhino: I demand your hands scratching my belly

[@animemoments7777]

@Headtrix 1652 thanks for this information! Everyday i learn something new!

[@HeyItzaBoi]

bing bam boom 1k

[@vinayak_gouda4106]

Is no one going to talk about the wild rhino demanding a belly rub,,,,,

[@jordant889]

K😉...-"How bout that rhino!?!"☺

[@AffyMoon]

It legit looks like it's smiling

[@shogundickin]

And that fact that the man lived to tell about it.

[@Ba_Yegu]

People are not supposed to pet wild animals, but for a Rhino a "No." is the wrong answer.

[@IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur]

That's a bad thing, actually. Wildlife photographers have a big rule: Don't interact with the animals. They'll start thinking humans supply them with everything they need and will hardly be called "wild" anymore, which isn't a good thing.

[@Supersketch88]

Researchers: "it's consuming sediment" DDOI: "It's throwing sand in their mouth"

[@saitama6709]

Humans Vs seals Human weapons: guns, knifes, bombs, tanks, and planes Seal weapons: OCTOPUS

[@soul23110]

Seal wins

[@passerbyhuman1370]

Nothing beats tentacle hentai, NOTHING!

[@icanflyfaraway]

Ikr. They even killed bin Laden

[@wetsocks347]

Planes... *well he's right*

[@benzenehydrocarbon]

Seal: Y E E T

[@kgb976]

Octopus: "bro you see that guy" Seal: "Ya i see him what u want to do" Octopus: "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO" Seal: "ight got you bro"

[@Taliban.The.Hyperpower]

we need ozzy man to review that.. 😂

[@gotouchgrass469]

Octopus be like: hey can I get a message Seal: Ight got u fam

[@weebsunite8365]

SLAP

[@bobikostova5947]

Is that @Communism I hear?

[@emman_7261]

YEET

[@kingcc9999]

1:12 my ankles are hurting just from watching this dude

[@mercunii]

Same

[@stevefordawinboi7098]

As a basketball player, watching this is 5x more painful

[@slayertheplayer3473]

I think I heard that the clip is actually in reverse Not at all sure tho (but I knowww)

[@hanselxyb5825]

@@stevefordawinboi7098 why is that? Do B ball players have weak ankles.?

[@stevefordawinboi7098]

@@hanselxyb5825 Most injuries in basketball usually happen to the ankle. Mainly because the ball handler changes directions many times causing the defender to stumble in confusion leading to a sprained or broken ankle. Plus good players always want to show off by making you "break your ankles" search up ankle breakers and you'll see.

[@namjoonslefttiddie1584]

0:35 My anxiety level is out of the room

[@ameliam7898]

I don’t think I took a breath the whole time

[@magnushenriksen204]

Everyone: huh... that seal slapped him real good. Almost no one: poor octopus.

[@Osama-kx3cq]

Poor octopus 🙂

[@millie2246]

Magnus Henriksen I was thinking that after the octopus fell back to the ocean

[@1WEareBUFO1]

octopus are alll muscle, the guy deffinately felt it more. i don't know as far as if octopi are capable of feeling used and humiliated , though.

[@AurioDK]

A good octopus is on my plate.

[@unknownslayer7363]

I think it was already dead soooo

[@Guda88]

That bike trail on the side of a mountain was insane.

[@DavidOnTheRoadGuitars]

Yes I was like....... WHYYYY.....!?!?!?!?!

[@catstheidiot3517]

anxiety level: 1000

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

FALL IN

[@Nguyen2-t9p]

it's CGI.

[@catstheidiot3517]

P Nguyễn how do you know?

[@Lillian-xq3fi]

How is that dancers ankle? Mines died lookin at his.

[@jessievenom]

Nina I just sprained my ankle a month ago, it had to stay still and cannot move whatsoever. Now it healed and I wanna dance like that.

[@Lillian-xq3fi]

All i can say is DONT SPRAIN IT AGAIN.......

[@biancap6286]

I sprained mine going down stairs at IKEA 😐😂

[@Lillian-xq3fi]

@@biancap6286 hope its okay

[@biancap6286]

It already healed before school started like in August

[@mariacargille1396]

When you recognize the lockpickinglawyer just from his voice and style. XD

[@dcgp4649]

Me, reading the title: Wait, what? Me, seeing the act: Wait, *What?*

[@jennetkenobi2059]

Lollllll

[@sweetcait]

Me, reading this: wait, what?

[@1MoTimeRound]

"Wait, what?" -- Dara O' Briain

[@sokuzo5744]

Octopus Slaps Seal With a Man

[@bilge677]

Sokuzo man slaps octopus with seal

[@noone2099]

IM DYING RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND HELP

[@Random_Names]

Man octopuses seal with a slap

[@CFKane-gf2jf]

Seal mans an octopus with a slap

[@iiiDusk]

You are broken

[@codex4336]

*_Seal is ANGERY_*

[@pretzelking4618]

Your picture is perfect for this

[@tyronemcchicken]

Hack Codex#⃣ ANGERY

[@Uxmv]

_Seal is mad_

[@tigerman3326]

The seal didn't slap him, he wanted to give him a free octopus

[@PS3DJ09]

The seal's friends were probably sitting on a rock watching like: "Is he gonna do it?..... Oh my gosh, Derek, he's totally gonna do it!!!! *SLAP* "OHHHHHH...... MYYYYYY ....GOOODDDD HE DID IT" *Raucous laughter* "TOTALLY worth the clams we promised him!"

[@chaplainmattsanders4884]

😂 “Derek”!!!

[@HaiyanWei-k7o]

XD

[@donbilly5248]

that was actually funny

[@foxxpenguin3036]

" Now I owe him 10 sand dallars"

[@yeahbutontheotherhand]

Hahahahaha so like me and my friends hahaha

[@seraland1]

I would just have crashed 10 first secs on that bike cliff

[@fressejetzt840]

Those people are stupid for trying this

[@sleepingicarus243]

Ser Aland I would have the first second XDDD

[@yubinbaaniya8919]

The lake below is shey phoksundo

[@ashleycoker9087]

It looks pretty scary

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

There is no amount of money you could pay me to even attempt that

[@reekid8187]

Me hearing the title: yeah just another day in Gordan Ramsey kitchen

[@bromicorn]

You can't even spell his name right

[@kugaththeplaguefather6332]

who in the hell is ramsey?

[@ericdag0001]

LMFAO

[@alex_bruh]

Ramsay

[@bromicorn]

@@alex_bruh gordon

[@Jackson-T23]

Seal: I am exercising my right to bear arms.

[@whutzat]

Eight of them.

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

Good one... Underrated comment

[@henriklol6910]

Seal: *Peace was never an option*

[@bait5257]

Peace: *seal was never an option*

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

Lmao this post is gold

[@mashihodpotatoetm4572]

Option: *Peace was never seal*

[@bigbrother7952]

octopus: seal was peace never a man.!

[@VallimMotta]

Seal: *Seal Seal Seal Seal Seal*

[@karlisberzins2539]

War againts humanity has begun

[@realkebabenjoyer1529]

it's just a begining

[@al3xngera628]

I got the weapons

[@chinaman1]

Rise of the planet of the Seals

[@pizzaman1985]

I got a bunker, should I hide now?

[@karlisberzins2539]

@@pizzaman1985 totally

[@JediEdi]

No, but seriously. Why did the seal do that? It's just confusing on so many levels... And funny

[@jacobhoover1654]

You think humans are the only animals that have fun or a sense of humor?

[@John_Conner222]

maybe he hit the seal on the head with his paddle by accident. Boat rage incident caught on tape between species.

[@ouassimzayani8806]

Not just seals even killer whales do that with seals and play with their food

[@ImSaixe]

I've seen dolphins riding a wave and then tail slapping nearby surfers. Can't blame em. We loud af and doesn't care about their territory.

[@rite2beararms]

If you were a seal, wouldn't you do that for a practical joke? I sure would.

[@milkyyy4443]

The seal was like: "that's it, we're over!" *proceeds to slap him with an octopus*

[@tuni2303]

Man: you cant even reach me Seal: hold my octopus Man: your what?

[@sah7920]

my octopus

[@iseeyou6985]

my octopus

[@_retardeddudepawsingbye_6000]

my octopus

[@demonexploshi3856]

my octopus

[@cornholejackson225]

MYOSIS

[@joannepedaso303]

Once again reality is weirder than fiction

[@AyubuKK]

Joanne Pedaso Yep

[@dinasalah7166]

Lmnbf Mcjz a n

[@dinasalah7166]

@@AyubuKK .chm c

[@dinasalah7166]

N.n.... Sll

[@gabrielahenson8850]

But is it weirder than fan fiction?

[@arickzhang2824]

I love this freaking channel because it literally has no click baits

[@GameSharkN64]

And the title/thumbnail is the 1st thing in the vid

[@azure5644]

69 LIKES BABY!

[@alexvaldivia1855]

Yes

[@snoopboi]

Unlike 5 minutes craft

[@azure5644]

dammit 128 likes now

[@ZeneonOMEGA]

Man: Breaks a lock open with two wrenches. Locksmiths: Whelp we’re getting replaced.

[@DoctorMedicine_]

I think the guy who done that in the video was a locksmith

[@noelybyrne]

@@DoctorMedicine_ yeah and a lawyer ha

[@giraffeorganic]

Seal: Hey, let’s do “get help”. Octopus: Dafuq? Seal: Come, you’ll love it. Octopus: NO!

[@redeagle605]

Steve Rogers: i understood that reference.

[@benardnguyo6817]

octopus: “It’s humiliating” seal : “Not for me it’s not”

[@anxiouspotato04]

seal: H E L P! my tecntacled friend is hurt hELP HIM-

[@paytonmarie6505]

I got that referance.

[@lrvdo]

I understood that reference

[@chefppy277]

I DEMAND A BELLY RUB!

[@hijack69]

And a belly rub you shall have

[@tacojunebug6710]

👋👋👋👋👋

[@ProfDrPatrick1]

A belly rub for those who deserve it...no for those who demand it ;-)

[@fidkoderpajias5436]

When putin demands a belly rub.....

[@samarthgautam]

🤗🖐👐🖐 🖕

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Im screen shotting the title of this video. Im gonna print it out and save it. One day theyre gonna find it in a pile of rubble with no context and historians will theorize about the war of 2018, when seals attacked.

[@zstrode.8953]

Lmfao

[@wonton7079]

lolol

[@byhorizon6155]

Well I’m screenshotting your comment, and when historians find this one after yours they’ll find some answers...

[@bloxztr2601]

Well I'm screenshotting your reply, and creating a historical conspiracy theory by hiding it in the depths of a locked chest no one will find.

[@alaplaya5]

This will go in the history books as the most malicious cliff hanger ever....

[@oppaivan8759]

Seal be like: I'm bored what if I slap him using octopus, Octopus: okay, let's do it Human: 👀

[@meowmaro]

I just stopped the video to realize that this is actually one of the best channels on KZbin. Reliable, no clickbait (not that it's needed), credits EVERY SINGLE video, nice voice over, cool video's and I could go on for a while. Thanks for making these video's, I always enjoy them.

[@MaximumEfficiency]

yes

[@CherryBlossomKid]

This is seriously true

[@johnc8368]

And he doesn't beg for likes too

[@pukaradhikari1906]

True asf

[@NeoMorphUK]

Seal: “Stop polluting my goddamn ocean!” *slaps canoeist with octopus* 😂

[@mk--uz4ys]

How did this make it with no replies?!

[@IxionnaYT]

@@mk--uz4ys i replied to you when you replied to him

[@rainitaouwu]

@@IxionnaYT I replied to you when you reply to him while he reply to him

[@nilfy3605]

Where's the funny

[@coldautumnnights178]

Malex no funny here go look somewhere else

[@Centzzzz]

0:55 Thanks i got myself a new bike and it only cost me 2 wrenches

[@doctordan7210]

911 WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY

[@gaboratoria]

You didn't really break the wrenches so you can just keep usingn them lol

[@helloworld-bu1vk]

Loli Oratoria . . . . . you are too smart for this world

[@ultimateninja3x01]

How is this not the pinned comment XD

[@MrFartquad]

@@gaboratoria No it COST him 2 wrenches meaning he got a bike for the price of 2 wrenches...

[@u_iverse7503]

Man: you can't slap me. seal: i know, but HE CAN! Octopus:

[@vampboiclique6091]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He throw snacc

[@100k1-f3j]

Star Freak here before 1k

[@user-br4ks8xc2v]

But most importantly HE HAVE NO CC

[@al3xngera628]

@@100k1-f3j same

[@thatone3770]

😂😂

[@knifekid3414]

#DDM

[@polsereyrith7555]

Seal: you took everything away from me Man: I don't even know you

[@nadiaparamita101]

*S L A P P*

[@ashleyedits2707]

LOL

[@MP-qx9wj]

Umm Wanda ?? On wait I think thanos said ' I don't even know who you are' so not wanda I guess

[@evm6177]

He was SERVED! 🍷BOY O BOY..

[@fapgod4307]

@@MP-qx9wj Umm did you know that not everything needs to be perfectly copy pasted, Mr perfectionist?? Oh, and by the way you're supposed to write Wanda with a capital W, Mr perfectionist.

[@Meme_Sans]

0:22 the rhino has no horn meaning it's one of the rhinos from one or two episodes ago where the take the horns so people dont kill them for the horns *ITS ALL CONNECTED*

[@Guitarocker493]

It's the daily dose of internet cinematic universe.

[@polska7896]

System overload

[@brunocunha909]

The continuity on the daily dose anime is pretty good

[@snapple1877]

Like a dorito

[@shadowninja958]

Comic Sans confirmed episodic?

[@psSubstratum]

Imagine your wife asking you where these scratches come from and you tell her „I got slapped by a seal with an octopus in its mouth“

[@deborahmahon5451]

Slapping people with an octopus is my new go to for anyone who shows disrespect. Now I just have to figure out how to always have a live octopus with me at all times.

[@dave7886]

@Omar Ignacio Silvestrini not would, is

[@goldencentipede]

Congratulations you now have 69 likes.

[@sah7920]

get yourself an octopus

[@tam3758]

Ask Belle Delphine , Shes an expert

[@gabbidurham]

*”Sir, I demand satisfaction.”*

[@simpleton530]

he DEMANDED belly rubs

[@al3xngera628]

How did he demand?

[@averybartosh5606]

@@al3xngera628 wooooooooooosh

[@thepotato619]

@@al3xngera628 r/whooooooooooosh

[@Zia-ep3co]

Creature64 Inc. One day he'll rule the world

[@al3xngera628]

@@thepotato619 how is that a woosh

[@BramOuwerkerk]

How was your day? I got slapped by a seal with an octopus.

[@Murad_69]

Red Plays you ruined the joke just stfu

[@smine404]

VisualGames oh that's weird. I had a perfectly normal day. I was used to slap a seal by an octopus

[@muhammadizzhakimbinramli3431]

So did a seal slap you using octopus as a slap-box or was the seal that slapped you dating the octopus?

[@reddytoplay9188]

VisualGames Great I got slapped by an octopus with a seal

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

That seal was probably like: “And you thought you were smart…”

[@UnrealFusion94]

0:30 “The controller has been disconnected” RIP ☠️☠️☠️

[@yoongislittlepunchingbag3889]

Makaruna HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@meltingdoggo4647]

Makaruna What???

[@floorpuncher3280]

Brings back memories when my controller is done charging and pull it off and my character is just walking to it’s demise.

[@ZalyndEvola]

Wait what?

[@leximeehan5380]

Huh?

[@greentea1396]

seal: *"YOU CAME TO THE WRONG LAKE FOOL"*

[@sejijaison6742]

😂😂😂

[@evm6177]

He was SERVED! 🍷BOY O BOY..

[@bigbrother7952]

octopus: how did I get involved.!

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

@@bigbrother7952 Innocents are always involved sadly..

[@Gavmo2]

Lake?.??

[@sweetdollarkang1171]

Noone is talking about the man who is defying gravity

[@hokkaido2247]

Thought the same thing

[@tanyah-b9809]

Yeah I was like . What type of magic is this

[@TheSeventhSenseYOE]

perks of being very skinny!

[@MAJJASTAK]

Gravity center and gymnastic

[@iimvganroblox4371]

Sweet Dollar Kang what man

[@TheManBehindTheSlaughter87]

Seal: funtime Freddy Octopus: bon bon Man in kayak: Michael

[@shadow_wolf9994]

*seal yeets octopus at man* *Everyone* aww I feel a bit bad for the man. *Octopus* ahem... I got kidnapped by a seal and thrown at someone, why isn't anyone awwing at me?!!!

[@ashmeetsingh5215]

Poor octopus

[@toecramps]

@@rhop5213 octopus

[@vladdracul5072]

@UnderSwap_ SansYT Because the human is an invasive species who invaded the seal's home.

[@cobraanimations6299]

@UnderSwap_ SansYT because the seal wanted to kill the octopus somehow so he yeeted it in order to stun it then it would eat it

[@Omegaset]

Cause he's probably dead

[@Colezen]

Company: you can make any hologram on this that you want Guy: penguin dance

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Juul

[@angelit161]

He’s a simple guy

[@iainmilk]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He get octopus and give a man a smacc

[@xx_dj-gaming_xx4115]

Thats really good!!!

[@UrLesbosFaveLesbo]

That's creative

[@jigglyandfriendstheseries3769]

Yes it was me that did it. :) >:)) muhahahah

[@notmygamingchannel5959]

Lol

[@flacokoolin7735]

K

[@fightingboss3]

Seal : Lets do 'Get Help' Octopus : No Seal : Come on, you love it Octopus : I hate it Seal : We are doing it Octopus : We are not doing ' Get Help' *Proceeds to do 'Get Help'

[@-.Ren_Ren.-]

Love this

[@Taikamuna]

Poor octopus

[@Epic_Gamer__]

Circle of life *Slap or get slapped*

[@marcopohl4875]

so which did the octopus do?

[@slowthegamedownjustalittle4629]

😑 you again!?

[@ngaimeu823]

Poor hooman

[@Sinister_Maun]

In this world....it's SLAP or be SLAPPED

[@1WEareBUFO1]

3000 lb rhino "i will have a pet, now" everyone: " yes sir"

[@Jml-oz1vj]

little do we know he was probably there for hours petting so he didnt get attacked lol

[@1WEareBUFO1]

@@Jml-oz1vj its actually Harvey Rhinestein abusing it's power.

[@4cenobia]

If a rhino wants a belly scratch from you, you give a belly scratch, or else

[@edgarvoneverec2544]

give me a hand job or get the horn, hooman.

[@senatorjosephmccarthy2720]

A real old video showed a two-horned rino in Africa attack a deuce and a half truck with men in the back plenty fearful. It tore one back wheel off.

[@StoopVital]

1:12 *error* physics not found

[@toasterstore8031]

*Windows 64 shutting down*

[@mahcoy]

Phys.exe has stopped working

[@calicocat7342]

😂😂😂😂

[@MultiBattleblader]

mark anthony Campos I see what you did there

[@neillobo5231]

He found a nexus point to another universe where the laws of physics are way groovier.

[@tonyth9240]

0:46 The Lockpicking Lawyer He's awesome!

[@fish4716]

Successful people: ⚰️ Unsuccessful people: ⚰️ People who don’t clickbait videos: 1:24

[@Kitsune-gx7km]

Aka Daily Dose Of Internet

[@vodeaku]

Aka, you want them dead. (It's clearly a joke.)

[@goober09]

Me?

[@alphadiallo6215]

Rithvik Pranav It’s when you have a title or thumbnail that is misleading and not actually what’s in the video or far from it

[@justinjade_]

What's the points here are u dumb

[@brigmcmullin1944]

0:05 How it feels to chew 5 gum

[@thecosanostracreed]

Brig McMullin lol underated comment

[@fahim102]

*stimulate your senses*

[@Tk-up3cs]

stimulate your senses

[@raykeller8097]

Greatest fucking comment I’ve seen all day

[@beefnoodles3941]

I laughed so hard i nearly choked🤣😂😂😆

[@al3xngera628]

Is anyone gonna talk aboot that dancing penguin?

[@al3xngera628]

@2700e5643 nah mate, canada doesn't exist

[@thepotato619]

is anyone gonna talk bout yo profile pic?

[@kairussell7372]

I guess you've got that Happy feet fetish I dont get how someone gets sexual arousal from a dancing penguin?

[@brianpants1393]

@@al3xngera628 lmao

[@al3xngera628]

@@kairussell7372 i never said it was sexy

[@jeanettesaunders5447]

Gordon Ramsay: it is still *raw* Octopus: I had no say in this.. Man: time to post on internet

[@ryandrabik282]

I don't think the rhino asked for belly rubs... I think he demanded belly rubs

[@bryuzi3407]

Jeremiah Briney bro you’re stupid

[@chickenburg]

@@jakobingvorsen4846 um everything they wrote is spelled correctly

[@spaghetie]

@@chickenburg It's edited

[@alishanasir3539]

@@DiscordKitteh so you just called yourself stupid 👏👏👏👏

[@alishanasir3539]

@@DiscordKitteh oh wait it also means I am stupid too

[@hanakaji3437]

Seal: **slaps man with an octopus** everyone: **confused human noises**

[@thatguy1806]

Ah yes

[@mandygouw2745]

Jisungie :)))

[@1bby630]

He *Protecc* He *Attac* But if you make him angry... Him And his octopus go *S M A C C*

[@ypcRicky]

Sealman plays no game when he sees *POLUTE* in his ocean

[@mrshreka5416]

Lol

[@wolfgeralt]

I think that man on the canoe should be awarded a world record. For being the only human that was slapped by a seal with an octopus

[@jeandufresne9225]

That dude was dancing on broken ankles. Lol

[@evanzheng5986]

NeonCandyKat my entire skeleton just ran out my body

[@alexisraelyan9640]

1900s “We will have flying cars in 2000” 2018 “Seal slaps man with an octopus”

[@Everlast_37]

Alex Israelyan ye

[@chreint3370]

Alex Israelyan there wasnt cars in 1900? only horse carriages ans stuff.. i think?

[@sgt.keyboardwarrior2580]

Alex Israelyan how does a seal slap a man with an octopus?

[@benrobbo2902]

Hilarious

[@nicki.6679]

Alex Israelyan you’re not the only one with cursed knowledge

[@figofernandogunawan6818]

Man: Seal: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

[@kaleberoni7047]

Dat profile picture though

[@thenoremac2685]

"They are able to eviscerate their guts, for example, and that will then stick to the predator and confuse them." O_O

[@mbn2073]

0:15 didn’t you say in that one video that photographers can’t make contact with animals

[@IronsAtlas]

Yeah that what I was thinking about

[@codiplays]

Iṭ walked up to the photographer

[@vashj212]

Unless if your life is at stake in exchange for a belly rub so why not?

[@splattereyesplatoon2730]

@@vashj212 I'd say it would be a fair trade then.

[@billkenley1023]

Lol Fortnite That’s when you are recording like a nature channel. Just photography is fine.

[@dynamical.genius]

1:12 rip ankles

[@ultrainstinctgoku4936]

so much likes

[@dynamical.genius]

ankle machine broke

[@cloroxbleach7377]

DynamicalGenius those skills tho

[@microphonejacket]

That dance is nasty!! But AWESOME!!

[@whiteslate]

those ankles turned into Peter Parker at the end of Infinity War

[@sophiathepro7107]

Man and Octopus Abuse at the same time

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Henti

[@lmao.3661]

Hentai*

[@stolennutella8944]

Tentacles

[@psychosalad6653]

I have a feeling this comment thread is gonna be... interesting

[@deadclamman7389]

*I've seen tentacle hentai*

[@douglaspinsak1246]

A seal slapping a man with an octopus has to be one of the most absurd things I have ever seen in my life.

[@ilovemalechickens]

Well I think we should have been able to find a new place to get the best time for the first time

[@Keplxr]

0:48 **Burglars have joined the chat**

[@kikia6611]

I know, that was very odd and out of place. Like we should be offering thieves any ideas, lol.

[@creampuffswirl1265]

I mean, i guess it helps people that forget their key to their lock, and something important is locked up....?

[@Dreadfisherman]

@@kikia6611 the guy's channel the "lock picking lawyer" he is basically a locksmith reviewer and test lock seeing if they're resistant to picking and physical force. I believe he used to work at Masterlock or some other brand.

[@kikia6611]

@@Dreadfisherman Thanks for the info, it just seemed a little out of place here... in a funny way.

[@Dreadfisherman]

@@kikia6611 true i never thought i would see a clip from him on here.

[@CurtisTRY]

Person: when you're in an apocalypse, what is your number one weapon? Person 2: a gun Me: pfft... obviously an octopus should be the number one weapon...

[@robotslayer9690]

Person 3: gotta go with my 3 day old bread

[@ceoofwarcrimes4600]

Person 4: your all insane cabbage is far more powerful

[@mohndsaad123]

You need to use a weapon that can't be used against your self and have wide range so obviously the number one weapon is fart

[@calholli]

Obviously pushing the like button is the number one. How the hell is this liked so much????

[@madjaster9620]

That penguin is EVERYTHING

[@heverlad]

ikr

[@oneshotproductions3242]

do u mean howard the alien

[@walleyeslayer78]

MadJaster yessssssssssssssssssss i❤️ 🐧

[@orchi8396]

You mean a *TUXEDO BIRD?*

[@WackyTheWise]

MadJaster why thank you

[@K1rsanRuss0]

Plot twist : The seal was actually giving the man the octopus as a gift

[@timyunsi]

The man who got slapped probably accidentally poked the seal with his peddle. That was an angry slap on the face!

[@reaganbrooke8578]

Rhino doggo

[@bepisshiber2029]

lol

[@kuromohits7013]

He's a good boy

[@Scoobyslap]

Rip

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Bamboozled again.

[@Fourth4Element]

Hope he doesn't run to poachers for belly rubs

[@marxtheenigma873]

1:35 it's incredible how intact it is

[@pyrrehraus6571]

@*DANK* *BOI* stop, or you'll accidentally commit *cease taking in oxygen*

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಲ6ಬ]

yea, almost like it was restaurated..

[@asdcxvfdhj]

Marx The Destroyer Thats just one in hundreds. watch this guy called Bright Insight, you willbe fascinated with ancient human civilizations creating extremely gigantic and precise monoliths. it’s even nearly impossible with our technology now.

[@Harley04]

You realize it's carved from that rock, not built there right?

[@marxtheenigma873]

Yes, but erosion is a thing that happens over a long period of time. Also I was in awe of how smooth it looked.

[@theinterstellarballad5678]

Octopus- Come On We Can Take Them Seal- It Is A Long Way Octopus-...Toss me, Seal- What? Octopus- I Cannot Jump The Distance You Have TO TOSS ME! Seal- *Picks Him Up Octopus- Don't Tell The Eel... Seal- Not A Word...*Proceeds To Toss Him

[@lucas5077]

Guy = Me trying to enjoy myself Seal = My life Octopus = Depression and anxiety

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Pathetic.

[@ChristianVBlue3]

Y'all hear sum'?

[@fc_chorizo16]

*crickets chirping*

[@stacyalpine6974]

Same, honestly.

[@kieferplayzftw1324]

So your life threw depression and anxiety away? That's good,. Wish I can do that

[@Mhj-76]

This must be the rare slaptopus, you don't notice it until it gets slapped in your face

[@UseIntelligenceMice]

Slaptopussy, when keeping it James bond goes bad 😂

[@froppysfrog1211]

Good one \(^ヮ^)/

[@visibleconfusion9894]

I had to do a double take on the title

[@orange6136]

shrimp boy

[@1refinedm]

I'm so sorry I ruined the 69 likes u-u

[@adamredden1744]

Same

[@randomthings6977]

We all did

[@Oscar-mo8jq]

I've seen u before :v

[@Koofumhead]

Really hope this continues to grow, and someday include selected interviews with video subjects, to get the story behind the footage. Definitely one of my favourite subs.