Getting Better At Saying No | Sarah Millican

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[@annieesther8405]

All jokes aside, setting boundaries is so important for our mental health.

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

Absolutely! As we grow older, we often realize we can say no to more things than we thought when we were young.

[@dimitaryanakiev8707]

it's good to set our boundaries as children with parents as well...

[@blw957]

@@dimitaryanakiev8707 MOST DEFINITELY!

[@johannebaker9730]

❤

[@angelacretten2112]

Saying no to the queen to get a kitten ; you got your priorities straight ! Kittens are AWESOME 😂

[@cherylcouch8543]

Absolutely! Kittens rock!❤

[@Seraphus87]

Though if there were an opportunity involving Charles and an unannounced box of eggs, I would probably postpone the kitten pickup. (If you don't understand, google Charles and eggs)

[@cassieoz1702]

But they turn into cats ...

[@cherylcouch8543]

@Seraphus87 I just read about Charles and eggs and it did not dissapoint. Lol

[@MariaBareiss]

Google "Kirby" by Aesop for a cute kitten song and video!❤

[@lindaj5492]

“No apology, no explanation” 👍

[@dorothylloyd1804]

I honestly laugh out loud to Sarahs videos. This rarely happens.

[@liammurphy2725]

You rarely laugh out loud to Sarah's videos?

[@dorothylloyd1804]

​ i laugh out loud to her videos. I rarely lol to anything else. Better?

[@bridgetgardner1207]

Me too! Love her 😂

[@VersieKilgannon]

"Very thrushy" 😂 Finally, someone who gets me lol

[@AniMin82]

The thing with the cars is mandatory in Belgium and the Netherlands. It's called "ritsen" or zippering, meaning everyone stays in their lane and at the end one of each lane can go through the bottleneck, one at a time.

[@KevinWMoor]

It's also how it should be treated in the UK - but sadly the country is full of self declared traffic police that misunderstand road use

[@Rainbowgrrl]

It should be mandatory in other places too, like for perth Western Australia for instance, where merging seems to be rocket science…

[@kerstinzander5101]

It's now also mandatory in Germany. Not all people know of or care about that, though. 😊

[@CH_Warrior89]

I love Sarah Millican, funny woman, but that attitude regarding zip merging has to change. Why cause a bigger traffic jam? Utilise the lanes up until the actual closure. Someone will let you in. My fiancé utilised a lane up until it’s closure and people in the long queue waiting started pulling their cars out at an angle to try and stop him, if they caused him to hit them, they would be at fault.

[@jlastname7759]

In Australia if you are merging into someone else’s lane and u hit them, it’s your fault, not theirs. Plenty of ppl try to push in anyway, but they do so at their own risk. I think a lot of ppl don’t realise and think the other person should give way bcuz the person trying to merge’s lane is running out - nope, there’s no such obligation. If u wanna be a 🍆, the road rules are on your side.

[@echognomecal6742]

Queen finds out: "Well if it had been a Corgi puppy, I'd understand!"

[@BanjoPixelSnack]

“And they bring you your dinner on a bit of fuckin’ roof” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lw3269]

Being a parent helps you learn to say 'no". My favorite phrase to persistent kid requests was: "No" is a complete sentence."

[@nickd9270]

I fkin love you 😂😂 I am on the bus and people are staring at me laughing 😂😂

[@lorenpaschall-smith8208]

I thought I saw all her shows, but this is new material for me. I laugh so hard

[@rhysodunloe2463]

I know it's comedy BUT in a zip-merging you have to stay in your lane until the very end and then change lanes. One going straight, one changing lane, one going straight, one changing lane... That's the correct and effective way. Just think of a zipper on your clothes. You want the teeth to interlock neatly one after the other. If they don't your zipper will get stuck or rip open in a very inconvenient moment.

[@ihateunicorns867]

Yeah. I love Sarah, but that bit made me cringe a bit. You're meant to stay in lane and then merge in turn at the point where your lane closes.

[@ObsessedMGirl]

This 😅 I was like, thats how it works love❤ 😅

[@garywagner2466]

Maybe. But she’s talking about the c*nts who see the sign but dash up the right lane because it is now empty, believing they will now be ahead of all the morons who tried to do the right thing. Those people can sit at the base of the sign until they die and rot.

[@Barendanwedh]

Guinea pigs and rabbits are wonderful, misunderstood and sensitive creatures that need a lot of care, company of their own kind, attention and vet care. ❤

[@NaeniaNightingale]

And a big cage and not the shoebox that the pet store recommends -.-

[@VailsMom]

Sarah has mastered the nun’s “No.” She’s clearly learned to channel Catholic girls’ school principal nun energy for the “No.”

[@adamstrider274]

Love your comedy dear, you have a fan in Columbus, Ohio , USA 😊

[@1midnightfish]

As someone who does love stationery more than fucking life itself, it's wonderful to know I share a passion with this really cool woman 😂

[@Ayeshteni]

Never watched a Sarah Millican set without a happy grin constantly on my face...

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

The last time I went out for a meal, I was served the meal on a slate, and I sent it back telling them to serve it on a plate. They said they couldn't do that, so I refused to pay. They found a plate surprisingly quickly. And I got a free dessert!

[@becky2235]

A slate? What like just a flat piece of metal?

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

@@becky2235 like a piece of slate you'd have as flooring.

[@AcbTyson]

Similar thing happened to me. I sent it back to the kitchen. It took ages to come back (it was rice, I wanted it in a bowl). They said they had trouble finding a bowl!!!

[@All-Hail-Gayle]

I was told by a store employee that they HAD TO HAVE MY PHONE # to complete a purchase. I gave them someone else's and won't go back.

[@echognomecal6742]

I tell them I don't have a phone in a sad voice looking embarrassed if they get insistent.

[@gavinsmith9022]

Was howling at the audi TT joke, she is so right.🤣

[@robertschwartz4810]

I say no to online questionnaires. Whatever you buy, from a toothbrush to a mattress, they ask you to fill one out!

[@marysueechols2845]

Yep. Don't feed the beast

[@LeeLeesBanter]

I love this woman! She's bloody brilliant!😂❤

[@andreasmith8735]

The hand gesture you made is hysterical. You are, and will always be my favorite comedian Sarah!

[@ptosky]

Sarah I love ya! You're amazing and I laughed out loud for real! I will try to get better at saying no and be strong like you!

[@izzycharles8616]

Fucking national treasure! Sarah must be protected at all costs ❤❤❤

[@Rainbowgrrl]

INTERnational

[@izzycharles8616]

@@Rainbowgrrl Right you are!

[@jerbear7952]

Nice original comment.

[@frankhooper7871]

National treasure? Should we bury her?

[@lindasnyder2774]

She has nailed it, life and the consequences, and it’s hilarious!

[@altuck4x4]

Sarah is awesome. Love her to bits 😊

[@lolalarue]

Finally had some time to sit down and catch up on some laughs. I almost choked on my scotch tea a few times at some of your jokes. You, my baby, are a tremendous talent. Love, Lola LaRue

[@jacqueskotze2382]

Sarah, you make my soul smile!

[@droberts1664]

Omg i love this lady, she is so funny. I laugh so hard

[@glakiteejit1718]

Absolutely brilliant !!

[@keztukariri]

🤣🤣🤣 brilliant as always!!!

[@msredux]

I needed a laugh and I came her, you never dissappoint

[@lm448]

You are great! I love your shows. Now I need a microphone for when I say NO up close it sounds realllyyy convincing LOL! 💐

[@Wisegirl357]

loved this

[@robertkerby2581]

Funny, funny, funny! Thank you, Sara!

[@shoshanasilberstein1904]

I can't get enough of her!;!

[@ifiknewthen13]

This is the ONLY way to start the day😂😂😂

[@stickboy9475]

very funny. one of the few i can listen to repeatedly.

[@blotski]

I hate to be serious when I know this is about laughing but if I caught Sarah doing what she was talking about in traffic when I was on duty I'd pull her aside and give her a warning. Getting into the 'open lane' early is the wrong thing to do and causes the traffic jam to be sometimes twice as long as it should be. The correct thing to do is to use ALL lanes and merge in a zipper fashion at the last moment. This allows all available space to be used and reduces the congestion. People are loath to do this because they feel it's cheating but also because of the aggressive reactions of others described by Sarah here. Lastly, the road belongs to all of us. Not one square metre belongs to one person more than another. The object is to share it nicely and get home safely. Driving as though it's your duty to punish anyone who's doing anything you judge to be wrong, for example by not letting them onto a part of the road you've decided belongs to you, is just bad driving.

[@blotski]

@@lydinmontreal Sorry, still not sure if you get this. Merging is supposed to be exactly that. People should use both lanes and at the front where the two lines of traffic meet they should merge in a 'zip' fashion. This causes less congestion because it uses all the available road space. What mostly happens is that people pull over to the one lane far too early and cause a longer tailback than necessary. Those who do it properly are seen as cheats and get the reaction both you and Sarah talk about. You're doing it wrong not the so-called cheats.

[@TheRm65]

Great material.

[@cabrown308]

I too have adored good stationery since I was a kid (I’m 77)

[@oli720-oli]

😂😂😂 just so funny....thank u for reviving my chuckle muscle

[@shell-westaustralia8522]

Hadn't seen this. You are hilarious 😂

[@jvickery9623]

Sarah Millican! You are amazing 👏 ❤️ 😂💯👌👍

[@clare3094]

Getting served chips in a mini shopping trolley really p's me off. Why? Love your vids 😂😂

[@mike-zh4kf]

We all love ya hon, keep it up!!!!

[@wandalee5010]

Secret to happiness! NO!

[@cherrytate7149]

😂😂😂😂😂 .💯💯💯💯💯

[@queenchaeyeon]

‏‪0:36‬‏ YES. ❤

[@Rainbowgrrl]

I really bloody love you Sarah Millicsn!!

[@strangerrose538]

Hilarious TY x

[@rebecaprat712]

Lol thanks for the smile

[@bethechange4040]

brilliant

[@rhiannon8424]

Merge in turn!

[@markduggan3451]

I really needed that laugh then. You should be prescribed by the NHS.

[@Nite-owl]

Hilarious, but my inner pedant has to mention that, according to the RAC: "While motorists on the inside lane might think they're doing the right thing, it can be more beneficial to continue using the open lane until the last minute, utilising all of the available road and then 'merging in turn' at the point at which the road narrows to a single lane." Theory test pro state: "In congested road conditions do not change lanes unnecessarily. Merging in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.” - Rule 134, Lane Discipline, Highway Code. By not merging correctly, studies show that we create more congestion because we leave the closing lane unused for longer. It can lead to one lane of gridlocked traffic instead of two lanes of slow moving traffic." Don't shoot the messenger, I also tend to behave as Sarah does 😂

[@soulsparkadventures]

Ever considered getting a hobby 😅😅

[@GerhardtRoos]

​@@soulsparkadventures Clearly that is the hobby 😂

[@ianweniger6620]

my hobby is getting rid of my car so I have more money and time to watch Sarah videos

[@ginvr]

Absolutely correct, it's a shame around 70% of drivers are ignorant and angry in there attempt to cause long jams

[@Nite-owl]

@@GerhardtRoos Pedantry is a very undervalued hobby 🤣

[@cw6043]

Wise words

[@andrewhockney]

Sarah 😘just want to say from a brit living in oz we love you x still remember seeing you test out your first sets for Edinburgh fringe in Bristol 😜 Anyway big hugs keep doing you and come see us all in oz FYI your mind will be blown with the biscuits and cakes here and don’t get me started on the ices creams 🤯wtf Love ya

[@Calciyum88]

Loved the part with the kitten. Would definitely have done the same! 😊 Also, I don't recommend watching this while brushing your teeth. You could die. 😂

[@emq6892]

😂😅😅😅

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me too.❤❤❤❤

[@ericmarshall2991]

incredible

[@EleanorPeterson]

Do you ever read the Comments, Sarah? "NO!" 😁

[@georgehand]

I"m like you Sarah if something is locked in my diary there's no chance I'm moving it for anything or anyone!!!!

[@legendsofmia]

I’m sitting for some Guinea pigs this weekend and. Can confirm, they’re. They’re too much.

[@LindaC616]

Weep! Weep! Weep! All night long

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thanks.

[@DeborahOlander]

I'm so proud of you. I am working towards this same skill.

[@CHAOTICREATIONS]

Precious

[@CaroleCanada]

You. Are. Hilarious!!

[@antonymills-946]

You're funny. ❤⚡😆

[@alannewman6878]

And your email address...?? I said IRRELEVANT!! 😮😅❤

[@thomash2806]

In Germany it’s considered an efficient use of space to fill both lanes up to the last possible moment then do a ‘zip’: one vehicle from one lane, then one from the other etc. Just goes to show! 😂

[@Xxx-sl3mk]

Fabulous Woman… love you SARAHxxx🎉

[@jbvmpsmtr5488]

I've missed you 🤣

[@sherryhesner5940]

❤

[@LoveEarthHereAndNow]

#Respect

[@fionamortimore1704]

Oh Sarah, how you make me laugh 😂😂😂. You are my DLS, because I am a non-sweary mature woman, who in extreme circumstances may say 'Damn'. 😊😊

[@jonahrm]

Funny and/but wise.

[@cijmo]

Funny, I just came across the pin that I got at your show that said "No". I actually started saying that about the same time you did. Especially when I decline an invitation and they ask why not. You don't get to ask that. I said 'no', that's a sentence.

[@Danka42]

"I love stationary more than life itself." I wanna be you when I grow up ❤

[@dollyandsandy]

You are so funny

[@meganlowri7153]

My year from school wants to do a 10 year reunion next year and I was like No!

[@blueguy12345]

No is a complete sentence

[@nicklindsay3418]

❤❤❤

[@dawnedawe5337]

You’re lovely warm and friendly

[@ronstar82smith90]

I feel this soooooooo much got birthdays and a wedding invite soo and i am seriously thinking nope nope nope cant be arsed at all

[@joan783]

Slates rather than plates, hate that! Was once served a Scotch Egg (round) on a slate. You guessed it, rolled off onto my lap when the server tried to put it down.

[@sheilagarrido8204]

Goes too fast 6:48 😢 I was just getting comfy and into the swing😅. You're a genius ❤💯👏👏

[@wolfie_75]

I love stationary.

[@andrewrobinson2565]

I like to move it, move it.

[@awenbunny]

I drive a little yellow TT. I thought we were friends 😢 love you Sarah ❤

[@sandrapearson728]

Stationery is just the very best thing on the planet

[@diane9247]

Sarah Milliken for Queen. (I'm not even British!)

[@Rainbowofthefallen]

💙❤️🧡

[@Glen_lastname]

It's actually quicker for everyone to zipper up the road when a lain ends, it's infuriating, but quicker in reality

[@DevinGates]

@3:00 .....yes?

[@knownothing5518]

The Geordi now leaves your body when you say no 😂

[@user-nv5yy4di9m]

you're actually SUPPOSED TO travel to the end of the merge lane to merge! This is the way that it works best, according to the traffic experts.

[@franticranter]

I have a throwaway account I use when they ask for one at the till

[@muziekjes6811]

2:35 "I say no to notebooks" What's that in your had, Sarah?

[@autumnstormhp2071]

👍

[@angelr2404]

I love you.

[@wd9dau]

In the US I call these people “ME FIRSTERS”!

[@marysueechols2845]

Or compensators, lol