Christmas At The Apollo With Sarah Millican | Sarah Millican

[@sarahmillican]

What's your ideal Christmas present?

[@antiqueiter8135]

More antiques, I need more victorian teapots

[@EleanorPeterson]

​@@antiqueiter8135- No, no, no, no, no!😁 She wanted you to say, "A Sarah Millican Bobby Dazzler DVD"!

[@stevenroyle2835]

You and Gary doing a special double stand up routine together

[@jasonleemamanddad]

your new dvd 😄merry xmas sarah millcan 🌲👍🍺🍺

[@lillired857]

money or lindt truffles

[@katanyajason3316]

This woman is a national treasure 😄🥰

[@ImOnAJourney]

“ … me twin jets?” LMAO!! That’s so true!!!

[@audradecker1437]

"Front passenger side"? It's his left hand! Sarah, you are brilliant!!!! 😂

[@draaijman]

The best present we could hope for! Happy Christmas from the Netherlands 🎄

[@nqthyy1805]

we hebben meer sarah nodig😊

[@matttrafton2725]

Congratulations on having a sane leader Netherlands. May Netherlands lead the way back to sanity for all of Europe.

[@scallywaggy]

Sarah, this is your sign to COME TO AMSTERDAM.

[@AmandaJYoungs]

I roared with laughter when I heard what her husband's take on "front paw" was! A proper laugh out loud moment, and there aren't that many of those in life. Great job, Sarah, always finding something hilarious to make us all smile. I wish you the most wonderful Christmas - and please, next time round, come to Milton Keynes for more than one show? It sold out so quickly and I don't have a ticket, so I'm relying on a streaming service for that much later on in the run. Thank you!

[@AmandaJYoungs]

@@waynepantry7023 It doesn't matter in the slightest that it's not new. You think that humour loses its power if you've heard it once or twice before? It really doesn't... Sarah's humour is observational, not satirical, so it doesn't date - and that's only one of the reasons I always enjoy revisiting it. I really don't care if it's new or not, but I do care that her latest show is only coming to my area for one night. I said my piece, and hopefully her social media people will pick up on it and feed that back. That's my point, and I'm only sorry that you seem to have missed it so completely.

[@thegossamerlady]

Merry Christmas Sarah! 🎄Thank you for always brightening my day!

[@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen]

I love seeing the reactions of the ladies in the audience, that is almost as much fun as the jokes :) You are a very funny lady.

[@johnnunn8688]

‘Lady’? She’s a Geordie.

[@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen]

@@johnnunn8688 Not mutually exclusive...

[@seanhammon6639]

Knocking pounds off... I thought you were going to say: "Yeah! £300!" ... Juice through a hedge. Ha! I screamed! 😅

[@pedroRodriguesMD]

“Me twin JETS” 😂😂😂

[@scottsoucy6186]

I'm so glad You Tube recommended Sarah's videos to me. I just watched my first one last week and I think she's hilarious!

[@mickandtrudie]

Sarah you are one of the only people that makes me laugh out loud the other is my wife 🤣

[@lexxwhite747]

I don't think I've seen anything with you in it yet that wasn't hilarious! Well done young lady!!

[@NixBurkett1984]

I went to see Sarah's Control Enthusiast tour at the Apollo, and i was laughing from start to finish. If im honest, there's nothing she has done that I've not found hilarious. She's 100% funny AF and 100% personable & kind. I loved last years Christmas Live At The Apollo. It's a shame she can't host it this year and every year. (Tom Allen is hosting it this year *Monday 18th* i saw him live last month in his & my hometown and laughed so hard i cried.)

[@Argolich]

It's a bit of a wait, but my wife and I are coming over to see you in Scotland next year! We are very excited. I'm sure Scotland will be pretty nice too. ;-).

[@markorourke5901]

Thank's Sarah, always good for a laugh.

[@kathleenmead9259]

happy holidays Sarah

[@darraghgregory1269]

I love Sarah millican ❤ you always cheer me up 💯

[@berkpick]

The fog and the music and the flashing lights give a real rockstar vibe and then Sarah comes out looking like... well, if she were a rockstar it'd be for the coziest Cottagecore band in the world.

[@kirstenweir633]

Also I've always loved Sarah and always found her hilarious but when you find out her husband is Gary Delaney it just makes their stuff so much funnier 😂

[@matttrafton2725]

Thanks for the laughs from the U.S. My mom loves your stand up.also. All the best. ⛄ Merry 🎅Christmas🎄

[@JudithRansom-t5c]

Merry Christmas!

[@doreenwalden4918]

Unable to sleep so I’m treating myself to a night with SM. Your hilarious. 😅

[@AHoundOnAHonda]

Her hilarious what?

[@doreenwalden4918]

Perhaps your the funny one? You may be after SM’s job??

[@AHoundOnAHonda]

@@doreenwalden4918 Perhaps my what's the funny one? You're not making much sense. As for SM's job... I wouldn't hold a candle to her brilliance.

[@chalermchaiwattanawongpitu7196]

Merry Yule... Sarah...😊😊❤❤💙💙💯💯🙏🙏😘😘🌲🌲

[@rebekahjimenez2808]

If you ever come to Denver, CO (and I can afford it) I will be there! I have adored your material for years.

[@thegossamerlady]

She came to Denver last year with her Bobby Dazzler show and the tickets were affordable. I would recommend getting on her mailing list of you’re not already so you’ll be notified if she comes through here again 😊

[@jnkopf5]

Thank you Sarah! Merry Christmas!

[@edpoell2876]

Happy Holidays Sarah and thanks for the giggles.

[@lornabee309]

Merry Christmas, Sarah! Love your sense of humor 😂

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thanks.

[@williamlee8098]

Merry Christmas Sarah

[@ianbrook3936]

Oh Sarah, you are beautiful and your routines are hilarious. However, I broke some ribs recently and I am in so much pain laughing so much: I couldn't resist though!

[@EleanorPeterson]

Ha! Yes!😁 Whoever it was that said 'Laughter is the best medicine' had clearly never rolled a rally car or fallen off a ladder.

[@whiskeyricard]

I love her so much.

[@sn4rff]

merry christmas to you!

[@melanytodd2929]

❤ from South Africa 🇿🇦 😍 ❤❤❤❤

[@lucybarnard3954]

I went for a bra fitting, she got me a bra and I said “ that’s massive” she replied “well you are massive” cheeky cow

[@ImogenC-rt3fm]

Whereas here in California, we’d blush and be flattered at being thought “massive chested.” We pay LOTS of money for that here. It’s practically a requirement for official state residency.

[@PDeRop]

Hope I can see one of your shows soon. Love you Sarah.

[@sagr697]

Amazing live show! If you can get to one,then do go!

[@merriehogle]

Always adored precious Sarah ❤ Happy Christmas to you and all of yours 🎉

[@francescahw69]

Love this christmas story

[@vampirina-vp7op]

Love the outfit & the laughs!

[@bluebellwood4287]

My favourite gift would be Sarah Millican popping in for a cuppa with a fellow Geordie, and a natter. 😄. Next time you're in 🇨🇦 Sarah. :)

[@paula-v7u]

❤ Merry Christmas Sarah

[@MobiletentedcampsZa]

Brilliant.

[@alishaturner2321]

Funny stuff. Thank you Sarah

[@EleanorPeterson]

I'm a NN-cup and got so fed up of bra (not-)fittings that I started making my own. Like me, they're not pretty, but they get the job done.

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

The thing I disliked most about the bra fitting; when she said 'ooh, you have got a pigeon chest, haven't you?'. I was 42. No one had ever said that to me before. I didn't even know what it was. It isn't covered in tiny grey feathers, after all. I googled it, of course. Big mistake. BIG MISTAKE.

[@makiK6]

😂

[@neave789]

saw you in Norwich and you were fantastic

[@pattieboy5861]

She is truly the funniest comedian, always makes me laugh! I’d love to go shopping with her, I’m sure it would be hilarious!

[@HumansAreShitFactories]

*comedienne

[@sheilagarrido8204]

Ahhhh yer a great Lass What a laugh😂 Pouring with rain outside and now I don't care. I'm off to look for more of your videos❤😂😂😂😂

[@RuthBhmand]

As always great laughs , you are magnificent, and somehow also â size small❤❤❤

[@thebreakofdawnzinaz2898]

I have the straps on the comfy setting as well Sarah

[@eliotrix8190]

Caught between them!!

[@lisaschoenwetter5495]

I put an end to bra fittings and had had a breast reduction. Actually, they did both of them. It’s been wonderful! No more back and neck pain!

[@robertkerby2581]

Funny!

[@PeterFLB]

12 pack of Cabernet Sauvignon. Australian of course!! LOL

[@janetgordon3478]

Had my bra fitting in the same place - no old hands she just looked at me and said “34C”

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

Amazing so funny

[@aplaceinthestars3207]

As if I need another reason to giggle immaturely whenever I see Jenga in the toy department! I'm DEFINITELY going to make an excuse to say, "Pull one out and she falls apart!"

[@burkeandrew5911]

juice through a bush ahhhhhhh lol

[@AMPProf]

Omg it's a long one.. Gass clapps whut Actually a YOU could Say Pippity boo on a shorts, and Merch the screen shot

[@AMPProf]

You could Open your own KZbin show and beep boop test out jokes! THAT WILD random shorts the other dayy Pippity boo Tops yes

[@Kojak-zh7qo]

Funniest person on the planet 😂

[@sudoku252]

Merry solstice etc are you still taking call at christmas

[@TomCatFromMA]

I love you, Sarah, but why am I having to read the subtitles today? I'm from New England US and can usually understand you very well.❤💘💖

[@johnnunn8688]

Vets do actually use, arms and legs, elbows, knees, wrists and ankles. Saves confusion.

[@andrewgilbertson5356]

😂😂👍

[@katherinethegreat]

❤🎉❤

[@charliespinoza1966]

😂

[@kristenwhite2701]

Should have stopped watching after first story. Just got a back injury and it hurts to laugh. Laughed a lot. Worth it. Many great comics, but you are one of few who actually make me laugh out loud. The dogs collar one gave me a real spasm. I forgive you.

[@RobertSullivan-o1o]

Haha

[@teampatsy9856]

I didn’t like my bra fitting because the lady took one look at me and gasped “good lord, why are they 2 different sizes” I went home crying. I bet that lady didn’t have any kids

[@Rainbowofthefallen]

🖤🤎💜

[@fr.mcgreer8349]

I love Sarah's comedy. But I've noticed how much her delivery is getting the same cadence and style as Gary Delaney's.

[@AllanNeaves-qn3zr]

Me dear Sarah, when you first came into my life,i thought: " Bloomin'eck that's what happens to the one's who fail the auditions for Geordie Shores 😢" But over time i thought no go on give the poor cow another chance 😮And i did😊😂❤ and you make me laugh 😂. And in the words of old Mr Grace you did very well ❤ In fact i now think your a smasher❤❤ Allan&Family 😊

[@XmanSully]

Still in love with them pies aren’t you?

[@Batwolf1968]

I thought the whole point of comedians was to be funny ?

[@freddielaker2]

A real comedienne.... I can watch you all day, the rest I wouldn't p*ss on them if their gobs were on fire.. Have a great Christmas. xxxx

[@robinalexander5772]

Watch a benny hill skit, push together and lift, awesome puppies every time.