Getting Framed with Drugs in Middle School

[@unhinged]

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[@nanamijoon]

Chris, the way my jaw dropped when you narrated what happened to YOU during your walk. UMMMMM WHAT ARE THESE KIDS ON THESE DAYS!! That is horrifying wtf 😭😭😭

[@unhinged]

no its....... insane

[@brieheredia6098]

@@unhinged middle schoolers are typically 12/13 - the most ruthless & UNHINGED age 💀

[@lila.arremm]

You should’ve been so much meaner to those kids lmaooo

[@nellys2045]

Call me dramatic, but I would’ve called the cops on those kids lmaooo

[@bellariley2844]

Chris I can confirm that I’ve put mayo in my hair for lice. Thank you Florida public schools!

[@unhinged]

I feel seen thank you

[@alexx-s7g]

second this

[@percyjackson8687]

mayo with a shower cap

[@emilykubicek8885]

I am too stunned to speak with your walk story! You were much calmer than I would’ve been

[@alexandrarubenacker1945]

i was at the gym, on the treadmill, and when you dropped the tea about the little kids- i had my hand over my mouth literally for 5 minutes before i could close my mouth again.

[@PoodlePoofs]

The Mayo Mask lice trauma is SO REAL

[@dejanamonet8823]

& olive oil but man was my hair silky smooth after

[@heyitsjazquinn]

This unlocked some trauma😂

[@Ohheyykatiehart]

My embarrassing middle school memory was lip syncing to Who Let the Dogs Out during my art class's talent show (not sure why we were even having a talent show in art class???) I made paper dog ears attached to a head band. I had brought in all my dog stuffed animals and threw them at my classmates during my performance. I cringe thinking about it. I'll gaslight myself into thinking it was a dream.

[@smallfrymxmx]

Kids are so disrespectful and disgusting these days. & the moment you report to the parent, they coddle them instead of actually disciplining them. They’re so afraid of being abusive like their own parents so they just don’t parent at all. Pathetic.

[@melanieoliva900]

I have a hard time listening to podcasts, but this is my second episode that I'm listening to. Love you from Kansas City!

[@unhinged]

WELCOME AND THANKS FOR BEING HERE!!!

[@jennaheck]

i’m also listening from kansas city :) (well, near kansas city on the kansas side, close enough)

[@melanieoliva900]

@@jennaheck omg really! I just moved to the Johnson County area, so I get it. LOL

[@dogseasgod6013]

“I almost let out a toot” Chris😭😭😭

[@jewbsmacaroni5692]

CHRIS PLEASE DO A PART 2 I HAVE SO MANY STORIES BUT I MISSED THIS PROMPT PLEASE BABES

[@carolinecorson8399]

Chris all your content rocks but these past podcasts have been banging fr fr🫶

[@dejanamonet8823]

i actually remembered you from vine days then found your podcast then your other channel! my bf & i love it all

[@unhinged]

thats so insane bc I was nothingggggg on vine

[@gisselleperezmoreno1910]

I’ve never spoken about any of these stories but now as a college senior I must get these stories off my chest….Im about to write an essay cause they deserved to be shared 😭 Post apocalyptic video assignment In 7th grade, I was taking an English lit. Class in which we’d have to complete a group assignment. We were tasked with writing a story in which your group would then have to “act out” a small portion of the story. My group wasn’t helping with the story writing and I quickly put a story together about a zombie apocalypse, specifically our main character becoming separated from her family and trying to get back to them. Our video clip was about her scavenging for food at a Walmart, she then proceeds to get into a fight with a scavenger. So the clip we submitted was essentially I (a girl) and one of my group members ( a guy) wrestling in an empty classroom surround by old boxes (to imitate the grocery aisles) and canned food. Oh and we saw all the submitted videos as a class. Everyone else had properly acted out their scenes. So after the class saw our video they stared at us in silence for a few minutes (teacher included). Not sure why we thought the video was “so cool” when we submitted it, we had no idea everyone else was filming proper scenes and even making movie trailers about their stories Tampon falling out Exactly what the title is, in 6th grade, my tampon fell out while my PE class was running laps on the track. For people that want a bit more context, my mom has an old fashioned parent that saw tampons as inappropriate. I wasn’t allowed to use them and this occasion was the first time I had ever attempted to use one. I didn’t properly insert it and placed it up there somehow😭 and I was wearing basketball short, so it was very obvious when it happened ***not my personal story*** Couple having sex in bathroom On the last month of 8th grade, this couple had gone to the bathroom during class and were gone for about 20 minutes or so. Our teacher sent out a security guard to look for them. We later found out the reason they were gone was because they were having smex in the girls bathroom and a student had walked in on them. Not a personally embarrassing story but too crazy not to mention. Shoplifting at the book fair In 7th grade we had the scholastic book fair at school. During our morning announcements there was a message about volunteers needed during lunch at the book fair. I applied and learned the volunteers were needed to pose as secret shoppers during their lunch time. At the end of each “shift” the volunteers could grab any item from book fair. I used this opportunity to take a few erasers and small toys and one top of that I was getting rewarded with free books and posters. Looking back I’m still embarrassed I went threw all sneaky work for a hamster eraser, and I still feel bad about it 😭💀 Makeup raccoon eyes My very first time experimenting with makeup and I put on heavy eyeliner, similar to Avril Levine. I rubbed my eyes continuously through out the day and it wasn’t till 3rd period that someone told me I had “black stuff” all over my face. The eyeliner truly had gotten everywhere, my checks, forehead, chin. I can’t remember which brand it was but it had a “blednable” formula so it didn’t stay in one spot

[@unhinged]

oh my god.......

[@MelissaMasters]

Here from Patreon to say THANK YOU JUSTIN! ❤

[@ryleeh2932]

Your story is another reason raising children scares me 😭

[@unhinged]

ohhh girl same

[@almondbl0ssom]

4:25 not me being a bad person and wanting to fight them for you

[@rickelspickles]

4:49 kids approach me in target and it BLOWS my mind how they act

[@madisonsimon6229]

I needed this episode. Thanks 🙏

[@Breezyflower]

Taking laps to make sure the coast is clear !!!!

[@margarothades3777]

Happy Birthday girl!!

[@cheakingitout1423]

Oh babe we are HERE 😭

[@nut1909]

kids are so scary these days i fear walking past them, im so sorry that happened id need therapy LOL

[@nut1909]

random trauma story: a couple years ago i walked past some 12 year olds and when i turned around one was walking behind me mocking the way i walked ??? i did tell him to fk off and then i cried in the grocery store 5 minutes later shjbdjhafbf

[@keikeiluv]

Oh no, I would’ve gone Karen mode on em. @5:00 This why you should train your dogs to “sick em” so you coulda scared them shitless

[@lunden-leefyfe]

CHRIS!!!! MY MOM LEFT ME WITH A BABYSITTER TO GO GET MORE MAYO AFTER PUTTING ALL WE HAD ON MY HEAD. got into really bad traffic. and the babysitter let it rot, IT ABSOLUTELY got rid of them!

[@rickelspickles]

39:09 Chris I was in SEVENTH GRADE when Facebook came out. This is why I am the way that I am.

[@eudaemonicc]

Oo middle school story: I had a French teacher (I live in Canada lol) & we’d line up outside the classroom before class. Our class tended to be “disruptive” (idk we were grade 6 lol) so every minute we took up of her class time she’d cut into our lunch time. Eventually my friend & I got sick of this so we kept sneaking our lunchboxes into the classroom during the line up time. We’d just sit there eating silently as she told us to stop 😂 looking back what a wild punishment.. denying a bunch of 11 year olds multiple minutes out of their lunch when lunch is only like 20 mins long anyway 😅 that same teacher also emptied my bag and my desk once because she thought I was passing notes in class.. I was reading a dear dumb diary book

[@morgangagne2220]

Chris first, longtime fan many years! Also, id love to call in sometime. Most of my young life is unhinged because of my parents. But I'd like to say a story while it just came to mind when you said you didn't even know what drugs were in middle school. I remember a time when I was maybe between 12-14 I walked out of my bedroom playing to see EMTs working on an older man on our kitchen floor. Well .. I guess he visited my dad and my dad couldn't figure out why this man kept saying he's sorry to my father. After some time, the man collapsed and my father performed CPR until paramedics got to the house. He thanked my dad later for saving his life later ... But the reason why he kept apologizing was because he tried to overdose taking meds before he came over and was drinking. ,🤦🏼‍♀️ I was exposed to more of that I feel but I'll add, I'm 26 now, 2 sons, going back to school soon and buying my first house right now up here in little Vermont! So I'm living a better life 🙏🏼 ❤ also cal someone comment the number to call in and when I can call in? Thanks loves!

[@emmamendes5241]

I’m a middle school teacher and your story is an everyday occurrence 🫠 it’s HORRENDOUS.

[@cheezit17]

Had I been one of those kids and my mom found out through someone on the internet that I spoke to you that way… I would’ve had an ETERNAL beating. I hope you and the dogs are okay Chris; my mom works at my old middle school and sadly this epidemic is in the Catholic schools as well 🤪

[@emilierobinson8933]

It is indeed lead in the water of middle schools , and I’m not kidding

[@Boscarfoster]

Justin your a goat .. proceeds to do a sheep sound 😂

[@lillyyb3rko]

for the first caller take a shot every time she said “like”

[@madelync98]

I work at an elementary school and all the 5th graders know about Diddy😭no amount of money is worth working at a middle school

[@carlywolosyn5705]

Chrisssss love the call ins but please do feel free to talk about you on here 🥲🙏 we follow you because we love youuuuuu!!!

[@A_Rickk]

As a middle school teacher I can confirm, everything 😂 Love them though!

[@kyrennan]

Was listening to this during my prep as background noise 😭

[@Cornmoontarot]

They had an annual check from police officers and dogs to check our bags for drugs in middle school. Also it was sad but I do recall at least one or two pregnant girls😕

[@rickelspickles]

20:04 I’ve had lice 2 times (once in elementary & once in highschool) and we used the bad smelling stuff and metal comb. The worst and I’m always afraid I am going to have lice when I go get my hair cut cause that’s so embarrassing

[@rickelspickles]

Brat summer girl is too much 😂

[@annaboo25]

In middle school my assigned locker partner was a mega bully and in art class she would throw pencils at my back and laugh and call me fat and one time she kicked the locker door closed on my fingers and they got stuck

[@LRUTool]

I had lice in elementary school and the kid who originally had it didn't take care of it and continued to go to school, everytime I got rid of it and went back to school I got it again. So my mom used mayo in my hair. But my mom being the extra woman she is, whole jar was used and wrapped in cling wrap. Slept in it overnight. I didn't get lice ever again. But now mayo makes my skin crawl. I can have a little occasionally, but if I think about it my brain just shuts down in fight or flight mode 😂

[@wally1995]

in my 8th or 9th grade the morning bus ride was still a little dark, remember that. my dumb butt thought I was being slick pretend to take a picture of this guy I thought was cute (to show my bestie), I did the trick where you’re holding the phone up to your ear like you’re on a call but secretly taking pictures. I accidentally pressed the flashlight button instead of the camera and shine my light right in dude’s face

[@nikkistroup3522]

Lmfaooooo I ALSO thought the mayo thing was real!!

[@taylorsaylor4716]

Okay, all hate no love, but should I join the patreon so it’s less phone calls? Can someone tell me? I want to just listen to Chris talk LMAO LOVE YOU SM SUPPORT YOU ALWAYS

[@BelenPeralta1]

I’m very confused about this whole lice thing. Who the fuck had lice???? WHY? In school??? (If you had shit parents that’s different) but LICE?? I never heard the word lice said by anyone in any of the schools I went to

[@lavenderoh]

Me neither, I only heard about it on tv until I was in nursing school.

[@vicxxo_]

I would’ve told him to bring his mama outside cus the disrespect is learned from someeewhereeee 😂 omg kids these days are insane!

[@rickelspickles]

Hmmm embarrassing middle school story…. In the 6th grade I had the cold weather post nasal drip and I couldn’t stop coughing and I didn’t have any water with me and I couldn’t breathe so I couldn’t ask to get water so my teacher watched me gasp for air and cough while I raised my hand because I had to ask to leave the room so my wonderful friend who I’m still friends with to this day, raised her hand and asked for me cause it was hard to watch

[@itsmeshorty1]

My embarrassing middle school memory is i dated a boy for 2 years and hugged maybe 4 times and only talked over text😅😂

[@carlamunoz472]

Mayo in my hair is the reason i cant eat mayo. The smell🤢

[@morelemonpledge469]

Did you say you came to Maine for a wedding omg we breathed the same air 😂 did you get to see some fall leaves so prettttty

[@spookymimi555]

Honestly I’m going to sound too nice but the fact that you did everything to not call the cops on those kids is commendable because we know cops don’t always handle things great. You could of been meaner tho jk love ya and glad you and the doggos are safe 🫶🏻

[@paigecarlson1742]

Kids are wild nowadays... The Internet has ruined them

[@Kbailey39]

Not everyone in comments having lice 😂

[@taylorhallinan4636]

Lowkey wanna cuss out my mom for making me sleep with mayo in my hair overnight when I had lice since it's apparently INEFFECTIVE?!

[@zoeschildwachter971]

Same! The smell made me vomit.

[@fiveshotespresso]

My jaw is on the floor 😮 middle schoolers are rabid and wild creatures!

[@Erinn26]

I teach middle school… he is NOT exaggerating. These kids are on some other shit I stg.

[@storyofpaige2492]

I was “friends” with some of the popular kids in middle school and this one girl created a fake cousin and emailed me pretending to be him for montttths

[@melissap.9548]

Omggg you just unlocked a memory of one of my friends in middle school making a fake account pretending to be a boy and flirted with me for weeks, and she said she did it because she “felt bad” that I was the only one in our friend group that didn’t have a boyfriend and she wanted me to feel better 😭😭

[@alainagiordani]

In the 7th grade I printed out the lyrics to jizz in my pants song from snl wrote my name at the top, forgot it in that class room. Later that day the vice principal went up to me asked me if this was mine and if I knew what jizz was. I said it was mine because my name was on it and I said that jizz was peeing because I full thought that’s what it was. I’m pretty sure I blacked out the rest of the trauma from that day.

[@zoemckee3114]

How are you Chris

[@ritacheeks98]

I used to get lice all the time from daycare. I will not eat mayo bc of the hours I have spent with it in my hair. You mean it was a waste of timeeeeee

[@kathleengonzalezz]

I put mayo in my hair when I had lice in elementary😔😔😔😔😔

[@justinecloetens2471]

please come to las vegas

[@moldyv]

I got lice a month ago idk how on a plane i think cus it was after i came back home from traveling buttttt i used olive oil and i got rid of lice the same day i found out ab them, i also haveLONG THICK HAIR

[@giannamarie8060]

the penelope next to you as it should be

[@candiscarswell7513]

The mayo in hair is real, it’s suffocates the lice 😮

[@bulldoglover4222]

I know I’m growing up because the Karen in me would have called 911 so fast on them kids.. because where are YALLS PARENTS??????

[@jazknierum3424]

Wait? What’s the joke in the last call? I can’t hear it - someone please explain! (Ps I’m Australian so maybe I missed this joke in 2006)

[@christinereinelt5172]

If a quiz is a quizicle, what’s a test?…. (Answer: testicle)

[@amandajohnson132]

me living in Florida all my life… this is true it’s cursed don’t come here

[@lizm2469]

Mayonnaise kills lice. In elementary school we went to Virginia for a "vacation" (my dad worked for a nursery & they had one out there so business trip, he just took us all). Found out I had lice , went to every store in the area they had none of the Rid Kits or whatever they're called so my mom was like ok plastic bag & mayonnaise... Kept it in my hair for hours... I cannot stand the smell, taste, look, etc of mayo now ... Absolutely fuckin hate it. Truly traumatized me but my hair was clean after !!

[@lizm2469]

Watching the bugs go down the drain with the mayo was sOO DISGUSTING

[@lizasmit1468]

Hello hello helloooo💕 how is everyone?

[@jackallister420]

Kids are not for the weak

[@Ghosttygurlly]

❤❤❤❤

[@hellotrixy]

YESSSS FIRTRSSTT

[@idab6864]

I used to love you but that DNC ad was a hard line in the sand for me. Unsubscribed.