Getting Pool Sharked on the First Date

[@aledantih6524]

he didn't even fuck around, he just found out

[@johnrivers3813]

He didn't even get a chance to fuck around

[@drunkenbutterfly21]

“Jeffrey, break out Lucille”

[@LieseFury]

Geoffrey

[@hyperionman420]

Rip to a G

[@Zeboki]

*Guile theme intensifies*

[@elviejodann6544]

"Go make me a sandwich"

[@theycallmejojo6090]

How could he be so cruelhouse?

[@sayerraider09]

"It's my first time playing, don't go too hard on me" *Proceeds to win the game in the first fucking turn*

[@johnrivers3813]

"oops, teeheehee"

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@johnrivers3813 "eto... Bleh!"

[@TidusplZUO]

Can't believe Pat's dad works in a cabaret club

[@Kaarl_Mills]

man they look so good in drag

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Thank to the mental image you just conjured, I wish I was an artist so that can go back and animate literally any and every story Pat ever told about his dad, but either with Saki there, or a just short ginger man in her outfit.

[@WandererRedux]

**Upon getting break aced by Saki, Majima snaps the pool cue over his knee and angrily storms out of the bar, yelling "BAD LESSON!" all the way back to Club Sunshine**

[@Actual-Jesse]

The bronze team got worked hard that night, punishment for Majima getting embarrassed at the pool hall

[@johnrivers3813]

"I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of everyone! How dare you treat me like that!"

[@johnrivers3813]

​@@Actual-Jesse it's the only way he can work out his aggression

[@Trick.Sparrow]

"I didn't think you'd be worse than me..." LADY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD HE IS, HE DIDN'T PLAY

[@RandgrisAlmark]

She really picked up the joystick, said go easy and proceeded to perfect the crew turn 1. Damn. Japan is savage.

[@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

"Bad Lesson" I kinda dont think you need lessons 😂

[@KevinShmelvin]

this is where she looks at the camera and says : Im my own master!

[@leithaziz2716]

@@KevinShmelvin Time To Leave Them All BEEEHIIIINDDDD!!

[@Saiyza]

Majima was playing _Billiards_ . "Venom" Saki was playing *Yu-Gi-Oh* .

[@raymondfisheriii791]

And pulled out *FUCKING EXODIA* on *Turn 1*

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

"What am I supposed to do about that?!?!" It's the fact Woolie didn't save-scum on this when the absolute mass majority of people wouldn't have faulted him that's just as impressive to me.

[@tomisabum]

Woolie, falling freely and openly on the sword of content.

[@kuratajutsu]

Didnt he though? I remember him having to redo this date and he was able to beat her.

[@mizuchi3036]

i've not seen Woolie get washed this hard since the sponsored Battle Network stream.

[@Noyoki]

Fucking that and him getting "Banned" in Skull Girls will always be the first two that come to mind.

[@vvitch-mist20]

"You didn't teach me anything" MA'AM!? You can teach M E something.

[@Vanisonic]

“Break out Lucille” 😂 Woolie knew what was about to happen

[@JackgarPrime]

Woolie put her in the Black Orchid dress and it made her too powerful. No wonder they played the KI music.

[@TeryJones]

The fuck kind of Yu-Gi-Oh Link Spam Numeron OTK on the first turn bullshit was that?!

[@werewolf873]

But he still took the damage!

[@patrickzantomaster]

This is like drawing 5 piece Exodia turn one before the match starts.

[@JTF374]

Imagine going out on your first date only to show up, they say "Worst date ever, just go home! You're worth Nothing to me!" so you just go home having done nothing BUT SHOW UP

[@FrostedZaibatsu]

I taught my friend how to play pool in college and to this day she still post videos of her just dominating guys

[@johnrivers3813]

I used to be good at pool when I was a kid but not playing for years just pulls the talent out of you. I wish I could have access to a table again so I can whoop ass

[@ReelPodcasts]

I swear Woolie is like a magnet for the weirdest things in games sometimes.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@ReelPodcasts Like the physics killing friendly ai in Half-life 2

[@HatsAlEsman]

My grampa did the same thing to us once. He used to let people win in back in the day in order to keep them playing and betting.

[@AllenDemonWalker]

The Yakuza equivalent of the Megaman Battlenetwork online clip.... "Oh you wanna play? Perish"

[@centuronstar8688]

*Does extremely well at playing pool* "That was bad lesson" .............................

[@DragoonBoom]

"Break-Ace" aka the rule where whoever goes first gets to cheat out an instant win. Sure.

[@Kinma15]

Wow round start Instakill is beyond Disrespect

[@deanospimoniful]

Pulling an Uncle Phil here.

[@Eidlones]

The only winning move is to not play

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Hey man, you can’t lose a game you literally didn’t have a chance to participate in

[@Nukle0n]

You're primed for losing as soon as you agree to the competition, and no rules were broken.

[@Cross177]

We all had this experience going against Saki

[@deathwar316]

break out Lucille

[@grandobsidian]

"Ok but if I win you have to buy a dance. I mean an extended session"

[@JulesJuno737]

More and more as i age, I just don't *get* things, and that's okay. But when I come to this channel i feel like I'm the perfect age to be in the drift with the brain cells we share. 😂

[@realkingofantarctica]

"Max Sensitivity, Max Pain, baby."

[@Gallon]

Bodied was an understatement.

[@Langsuyarman]

Got hustled by the hustler.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

0-2 at Evo

[@lifeiscrap103]

HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE STICK!

[@EDFscout]

@@lifeiscrap103 Losing for not touching the stick makes too much sense, no, he lost before choosing a character

[@uthertheking]

Minnesota Fats mention in 2024.

[@In-The-Zone]

Woolie took second place in a one woman event

[@ultimatecanadiangoose]

Similar thing happened when I was going through Yakuza 5. Just watched the NPC sink ball after ball till nothing was left. A humbling experience on your own, even worse to have record of it uploaded to youtube.

[@mattbrady2011]

I freaked out when this happened! All I can say is that the game really said heck you Woolie. In my game she wasn't even able to break the racked balls.

[@trenti97]

The killer instinct music is because she looks like Orchid with that dress? lol

[@brendanb2982]

Somewhere, Bennettthesage's spine felt a tingle...

[@darkturnwabler]

Big james playing connect 4 energy

[@johnrivers3813]

Some people this would make the date, others it would break it. Which one are you?

[@ArcRay20]

you'd think they would have a do-over built i for such a case like this, wtf was that?

[@possiblybraindammaged]

Damnn!!!!!!!!🎉 ACE 🎉

[@CyricZ]

Win the banking next time.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Having played pool in Y0, yeah it feels like its cheating at times

[@Miragephan]

ENTER: SOUTENBORI SAKI